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Special Agent Standard Oil Co.
Klamath Falls, Oregon
MEAT CAUSF OF
Tako Hnlln lo fluli Kidney If Ilak
hurt or Itlniliicr
iMitlirm
It ou muit Iiiivm your meat ovory
ilny, eat It, lnit flush your kidneys
with suits ocriiNlomlly, ) n noted
authority who tolls u that meat
formi uric ncld which almost paral
yse thn klilnB In thnlr (Tort to
expel It (rum the hloott. .They bo
rciiim luggliih mill weukun, then you
lifter with a ilull misery In tho kid
ney region, sharp fulni III tho back
or ilik headuchu, illiilnmi. your
Ktomnch sour, ioiikuo Id coated and
when ttm wc.it liur Is bad you have
rheumatic tnlngfit. Tho urlno gets
cloudy, full or sediment, the chnn
iirli ofifii gel Koro and Irrltatnd,
obliging iu lo ifnk relief two or
Ihroo tltnr during tint nlRtit.
To ncutrnllro tliuxo Irritating
ncldn, to clounno t tip kidney and
flu nh off the body's urinous waitc
gel four oqneen of Jnd Salts from
any pharmacy hero; tako n tnblo
spoonful In a gin of walor huforo
bronkfast for a few day and your
kidneys will then not fine. This fa
mous sails Is mado from tho acid of
Krapes iwid lomon Julco, cnmhlned
with llthla, and has horn uod for
Konnratlona to flush and stimulate
sluggish kldnoys, also to noutralUe
'tho acids In urlno, so It no longer
irritates, thus ending bladder weak
Bess) Jsd SalU Is Incxpenelve; cannot
Injure, and makes a delightful of
fervoscont llthla-water drink.
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TO TIIK 1NHUIUNO PUIIMO
Please tako notlco that policies
numbered 182300 to 182301 Inclus
ive of the Eastern Underwriters
Agency ot the Camdon
Insurance Association ot
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Can-1
den, were delivered to Menard
B. Smith, agents tor the company at
Klamath Falls, Oregon, and that said
policies havo been lost or stolen and
toe ove insurance company "
notice that it will not be held liable
for claim for any lota or damage
which might occur under laid poll
clot. Yon will confer a favor by re
porting any Information relative to
aid pollclea to the office of
EDWARD B. POTTER SONS,
676 Sacramento St., San Francisco.
3-6
"It Is eighteen years since I last'
viauea ino ucciaeni anaii rcarui iu
And that In tho meantime there have
appeared 'noma ovldoncoa ot the de
cay ot wostern civilization. I nover
exported to soo such frivolity as that
of London or Now York." Daron
Goto, a Japanoso governor.
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Get a 10 cent package of Dr.
James' Headache Powdera
f and don't suffer,
'When your head ache you simply
must have relief or you will go, wild
ffc'a iiaaiIIma in mnttttr whan vmi mh
,take a remedy like Or. James' IJoad-
.ache rowaers and relieve the pain and
neuralgia ai ones. Bead someone to
tho -Jrug store.Mw for a dime packaft
ui e.r. A Jawet , HeatetaPowlus.'
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Down to the last drop "Red
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It Is made to meet the require
ments of your engine.
"Red Crown" h all-refinery
gasoline with the full and con
tinuous chain of boiling points
necessary for ready starting,
quick and smooth acceleration,
steady, dependable power and
long mileage. Look for the
"Red Crown", sign before you
fill.
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CHEAP IN LEVANT
CONBTANTINOI'I.I. Juno Zi. (Ily
Mall.) Citizenship Is n commercial
commodity which Is hnwked about In
tho cities of tho Levant with an In
dlfforuncn which inukoi Westerner
wonder whether tho mixed commer
clul population of Neir Kastcrn
cltlen nro capable ot potrlotlmn and
devotion to any country.
An American buslneiti man In Con
Ktantlnnpln who was recently em
ploying somo aRonts asked many ap
plicant what their cltUcnnhlp was
Without exception the men produced
parsport from most of tho Balkan
Mnti nnd expre?eed a willingness to
feign any citizenship which might
bo necessary nnd to change as clr
cumntnnce might demand. When
tho American cxpreimnd surprlio they
reuiMured him It wa Tory eaxy to get
paper fixed up for a consideration.
Most of tho I-cYantlne who had
Gormnn, nnd Austrian citizenship
havo very speedily tnkon Crecho-HIo-vnk
papers or nay they havo become
Jugo-Blav. It Is Just as easy for
them lo change their nationality as
It I for tho chameleon to change his
color.
Many Levantine firms have shuf
fled tho citizenship of their members
In nurh a manner as to have no diffi
culty In meotlnR any buslnos emer
Roncles which may arise, and make
claim on tho various consular and
diplomatic representatives for assist-
lanco In their commercial operations.
The fashion In cltlienihln chance
. r.i.'ini .-. t... m..
I Constantinople end other Near
Eastern ports just as the styles In
hats. Greek citizenship haa recently
t become popular because of the good
treatment areece,had at the hand ot
the peace conference and the general
belief that Oreat Britain hi definitely
behind Oreek commercial Interest
and expect to do Ita business largely
through Oreek Intermediaries.
CHEROKEE VETERAN
FOUGHT IN 1812
QRAND JUNCTION, Colo., July 6.
Chorokeo Hill, , veteran ot the
plains and soldier In the war of
1818, haa just colebrotod his 123rd
birthday at the county homo here.
' Chorokeo Hill I tho only namo he
known. In tho early iaya of the
country ho fought with a bow and
arrow with tho nborlRlnos and ovon
URod that prlmltlvo woapon, ho says,
whon ho fought tho British In 1812,
onllstlng In tho army whon he was
1G yoars old. Ho was born June 0,
1707, and was twice listed In the
United States census as tho oldest
natlvo ot America.
Tho aged Indian recently mado a
cap for hlmeolt out ot tho down ot
cat-tails and wears this proudly
whon he. hobbles along tho streets
occasionally with the aid of a cano
he has owned slnco the Clclll war.
He ' totting feeble, though he still
nas a gooa appeuie.
.
The JBnglrt. nonid Is no longer a
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POTPOURRI
n- mini: htaii
I.ono Star bluw Into tho, harbor
nliop yesterday, nnd as Usual got In
Hnrry, Thrnnlior' chair. J
"What will you havo today" inked
Hnrry, "a hulr cut?"
"No" replied wo, "I kuoiih wo will
Imvii thorn all cut." -
llrijtlier I'nrkor of tho dnnro pavil
ion unil lono Htnr were talking about
wharo wo would go to when wo died.
Lone Star happened to remark
that whlchovnr placo ho went to
would tin mighty lonosomo. '."
i'nrkor couldn't understand that,
and nuked us why. ".
Wo told him hocniiso thero wasn't
a hlrxsnd soul In hell, nor a damned
oul in heaven. X
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Now don't go and get up In the sir
you good folks that alnt what wo
meant at all. Or rather you can
tako It any way you want to.
Wtllam K. Kay, tho Rental secre
tary of the Central Labor council,
wa trying to make a unlonlit out'of
tho Ione Star lost Sunday, and wa
having a heck of a time to cpnvlnce
thn Star that money was the root of
nil evil. When Kay gt)t to tho end
of hi rope, which took qulto a little
while, wo asked him what he
thought about Itockofcllor'i money.
"Why. It's tainted" ropllcd Ilroth-
or Kay. "It's tainted two ways."
"Well how do you make that
out?" wo ajked him.
"Taint yours nnd taint mlno" he
replied n ho wended hi weary way
up to his d'-ri over Sugarman'i.
Kny told u not long ago that he
could get drunk on water If ha want
ed to. .
Wn naked him how ho figured that
out.
"Well" replied Ilro. K. "I don't seo
why a man can't get drunk on water
as well a on land."
A tramp was haulod up before AI
I.'nvltl yesterday on a charge of
picking pocketi. AI. fined him $3),
hut when they searched him they
found that ho 'had only 16 In his
pocket.
"Turn him loose on Main street
till ho get the othor four" said AI.
Jeo Turner wa shaving a thin
faced trump not long ago, and put
hi finger Into his mouth to push out
tho hollow of tho tramp's cheek.
Tho razor slipped and cut through
tho tramp's faco.
"Dam your lantorn Jaws" laid
Jesso "I've cut my finger.
What do you say If wo chongo tho
great Commonor's nnmo from Wil
liam Jennings tlryan to William
Chinning Ilryan,
(tray hair may bo becoming but
nof when It's becoming gray. A wo
man will tell you If It's her own.
A Democratic administration kept
us out of war then It kept us out
of peace, and If we don't look out It
will keep us out ot prosperity too.
There's one good thing about the
railroads going back to private own
ership again anyhow A follow can
speak his mind to the station agent
without feeling that maybe he'll be
crltlclied for showing lack of respect
to a Government oOclal.
Ous Krauea was walking thro his
bos factory yesterday, and saw one
of the cut-off machines Idle, and ask
ed the man on the nest machine
where Dill was.
An Item of Information comes Jto
us which states that candles were
used In England In the dsys ot King
Edgsr.
Lone Star wonders what they used
during tho nights. '
A lady friend of ours came up to
us tho other ovonlng, and said:
"I neod your advice. I have only
15,00 and I want to buy my cousin a
wodding presont. I want to buy hor
something that looks twice as much
as It is."
1 "Well" wo ropllod "In, considera
tion ot tho hlght cost ot living, I
would buy her Ave dollars worth ot
rico, and boll it."
Father (upstairs) It Is time for
Vhnt, young man to go Dome.
Young man: Your father Is a
crank,
Father (overhearing) Well when
you don't bare a self-starter a crank
comes In, mighty handy.
We bare saved the- best one till
last tonight. Here It is.
Brother Callahan, the general lo-
ea) JhosA otha Bs fee was eanght la
thatlUrTial.taa.law juuAeak, aai
iaed for srnatak. POOR T 1IM.
lUilillinfJsiWlla
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can't tell
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HAT you
jxm. am juiu iii uoinejs-- uiey are so
refreshing in flavor, so delightful in mellow
mildness, so smooth, yet so full bodied.
Camels quality and Camels expert blend
of choice Turkish, and choice Domestic
tobaccos make the most wonderful combi
nation ever put into a cigarette 1 You will
prefer this blend to either kind of tobacco
imoked straight 1 Smoke Camels liber
allythey will not tire your taste !
Another feature about Camels, they
leave no unpleasant cigaretty aftertaste
nor unpleasant cigaretty odor 1
You'll choose Camels aualitv ami
Camel3 blend to
or gifts you ever
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WASHINGTON', July .e.Offlclal
advices received hero itato that the
Allied Military Control commission
with Marshal Foch as Its supremo di
recting head, ex-oftlclo, constitutes
now tho kcynoto of allied relations
with Germany. It l declared that so
long as tho commission continues to
function, revival ot German militar
ism Is Impossible.
According to th,cso advices, the
military control commission exceeds
In liuportanco even tho reparations
commission slnco former President
Polncane resigned from the repara
tions body because the allies had
decided to limit its authority and
since the naval and air commissions
have been relegated to positions of
secondary Importance.
The military control commission
begaji to function as soon as the
treaty ot Versailles became effective.
Presided over by General Nollet of
tho French army with headquartera
In Berlin and reporting to Marshal
Foch, the commission, In addition to
its supervision ot German disarma
ment, has taken an active Interest In
the political-military developments la
Oermany. Reports ot the recrudee
cense of Prussian militarism la out
Prussia and Pomeranla first eaten-
ated from reports ot the commission
to the supremo council.
A sub-committee ot the Commis
sion was sent Into the Ruhr district
for investigation under command ot
the French Major Graff and it waa
the report ot this mission to official
advices, which formed the basis for
French contentions at San Remo ot
Qorman duplicity.
The work ot the commission Is
dtvldod Into two general subjects; ef
fectives and armaments. The sub
committee devoted to tho subject ot
effectives is concorned with tho slso
and organization ot tho Gorman army
whllo the sub-commltteo on arma
monts is concerned chiefly with main
taining a propor reduction of stocks
ot guns and ammunition In Germany.
No placo In Germany Is oxempt
from investigation by representatives
ot these commlttoes as authority ot
the supreme council In the past has
been Invoked several times to obtain
execution ot tho commission's de
mands. '
The two sub-cmomlttees, in an ef
fort to maintain strict police over
political German militarism, hare or
ganised numerous agents Into district
sub-committees throughout Germany,
Bach district committees pa effectives
art) presided, oyer by French btfteera
la P?aaia ana sjwosww, ..
PraeeU, BaTturla aa attesia) byvBri
MILITARISM
BLOCKED
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of kind words
the news about
like your taste will!
like most in a cigarette
any" premiums, counona
heard tell of I
Caawb in totdmrywhtn to
ef30mtnitf larldtrnii, or
a tltfrnm-ptptfonn tf
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BB SSSSSSsV BSSSIfl SSSSSIn
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ish In Berlin and Saxony; by an Ital
ian In Daden and Wurtenburg; and a
a Belgian in Westphalia and Han
over. Similarly, sub-committees on
armaments hare as their heads,
French officers in Pomeranla and
Scbleswlg, Frankfort, Hanover and
Saxony; British, In east Prussia,
Westphalia, Hanover, Cologne .and
Silesia; Italian, In Berlin and Ba
varia; and Belgian In Baden and
Wurtenburg.
The work of these committees con
sists chiefly in visiting garrisons, sup
ply depots, military schools and train
ing camps. In sending out agents to
make Inquiries Incidentally, in keep
ing in touch with the political-military
tide ot affairs.
Ml.VNESOTA CROPS GOOD
ST. PAUL, July . Crops in Min
nesota are reported In excellent con
dition, a recent survey by Minneapo
lis St. Paal newspapers declaring
the grain crop "the best la years."
In some sections small grains and
potatoes have suffered from unusual
ly heavy rains, but the generally fav
orable condition offset these minor
losses.' The potato crop was especi
ally affected.
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613 YANKEES IX TOKH
TOKIO, June 16. (By Mall.) .
Police statistics just issued whlea.
place the number ot Americana la
Tokio at 613. The total number ot
foreign residents in the metropolis
not counting the Chinese, is HT.
There are 385 English and 307 Rat
sians. I I
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