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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
MONDAY, JUNK H,
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PLEASURE FOR EVERY MEMBER OF EVERY
FAMILY EVERY DAY THAT'S WHAT A
PHONOGRAPH BRINGS TO YOUR HOME
Pathcphono Model No." 175.....$225.00
Records (own eholeo, Patho,
Brunswick, Emerson or
Okoh) 20.00
Total $246.00
Pay ?5i).00 Down and $18.00 in monthly installments .
Square Deal Drug Store
SAFETY-SERVICE SATISFACTION
POT POURRI
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It)' I.ONi: HTAII
Thorn In u Knmt dual of uKltatlun
those days about giving thu jireucti
iim mom money. Miiylio wo had
belter keep them mi it low salary. To
Increase It might Iik tho riiliiiitlon of
K'IIkIoii
what Uio dovll do you want with
hole In n now hat?" "Oh," rapllail
Doc, "for tint Jackass Hint pays you
$10 for (tint hat to put 111 nan
thiMUfch.
Jones has aspiration for congress
mill miyH In) will hung on till ho cold
In. (to to It JiiiisIu. Jncoli wrestled
nil night with mi uiiK'il of tho Lord
befoni ho gut what ho wanted, it ml
tho dimices uro you will havo to do
some tall wrestling too.
'u met postmaster Delnil coming
up lh street tho othur iluy llmpliiK
terribly, und noticing that ho hud on
a now pair or shoes, said to him
"What's tho mutter boss shoes too
miuillT" "Naw," replied ho. "feot
too big."
Incidentally wo hear (lint Doc
I'owell In going to Hlurt n bakery.
Marry I). Walker, publisher of Walk
er's Mununl of Cullfonilu securities,
him discovered n system whoruhy
liiwid can ho made which will pro-
diiro n regular old-time Klamath
Kail Jag. Amr If that'll ko wo do not
ItlMinn Doc for starting up In the
Imki'iy business.
MONUMENTS
Hay. folkn, It would ho funny to
see n Mb hunch of loggers rolling out
of I'ow ell's bakery with a heat on
that would mako 110 In (ho shade
feel cool", now wouldn't It? Look
llko that would bring the II. C. of U
down somewhat, too.
Believe no man who
stretches the truthSee
iog is believing. Our
thousands of patrons
are our best endorse
ment. See our splendid
line now on display.
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LARGE ASSORTMENT
OF
Domestic and Imported
Spring Woolens
Now on Display.
o-
AT THE THEATERS
Perfect Fit Guaranteed
CHAS. J. CIZEK
MERCHANT TAILOR
518 Main Street
NUMMIIlt ( OirilSILH
COltVAI.UH, Ore, June II -With
tho I'iriiptloti of forestry and phar
macy every department at thu OniKon
Agricultural college will offer courses
iluriiiK Hi.. miiiiiiiiI iinttnr 'bool.
which opens Juno SI ami closes
July 31 Inquiries from prospective
Tim I'olson Tun," Hturlng Juno
Klvldgo, will ho tho feature film at
thu Liberty Theatro tonlKht. Thin
In a wonderful mystery iitory that
Iiah puziled thousands hy 1 1 m novel
theme, no dirfiiri'iit from unythliiK
niiiierio Keen on tliu Hereon,
Thu llllu vIIIiiku of Qui ciiMi'inl Is
aroused over u series of unanuioua
Intlnrit received hy prominent men.
denouncing them In moat scurrilous
, terms. I'ollco nml private liivostlga.
Uiirs ure liaflled In nil nttemptii to
'lornle thu guilt) purlieu.
I Ktiildenly It Is discovered that thu
, Ix-nullful Alliiynii Filbert, dauKhter
of lliiitioii Filbert, U thu nutlior of
these sraiiilatoiiN letter. I'nknown
to iinylmdy, ewjn herself, Alia) tie Is
troubled by u dual puritonnllly which
nITectii her and control her milium
.htillsllcall), durliiK her sleep Awake
hIki Ih thu beautiful and iicciimplltli
i'd daughter of the popular divine,
iiileep ithu wander about, her foi
tu re nod naturo changed Into thixe
of n woman uiibulanred. '
' Then what bnpen! Dee the tin-
fortunate girl sweet and IuIiik In hor
uklng hour, hut contrnlled hy evil
I w Inn ulep, ki UihiukIi life liku
thl?
f I there no power that nan banish
J the evil lliltlieuco I hill liliikv her
,1(111 it I
The answer I routnlned In "The
I'olson I'en " See thl ureal feature
nt the Liberty Theatre tonight with
June IHvldgo In the role of the un
fortunate Alln)lie Kllbert.
I.onn Htiir wan RtundlnK en (he
platform or the Townmind Rtroet
depot In Hnn l-'niiiclnco tho other day,
and, not IiuIiik auro of the (lino hi
train left, linked n ttatlvo on who
wu alo ulandliiK on tbu platform.
The nntlto inn looked at him nml
replied "Twenty minute after iihe
pulled In." Home accomodating
buiirli thorn; native Ron.
Tho NUpreuie court of California
ha derided that Hoy Wotfa, a 18-year-old
boy, iniint bani? for thu mur
der of a chauffeur In Han Jone. Thl
boy look n hummer, and, for the
inttiey thu chauffeur had In hi
pocket, killed him. Thu aupileme
court In It dvclHlon mated that It
m a brutal murder, and o It wn
Hut wu fall to hco where It wn any
more brulal than were roiiiu of the
uiurder that were pulled off hy tho
I.o AiiKelv wholvHnlu murderer,
llluubeard
Tho beautiful thins; about (hi
bread I that you can havo any kind
of a Jab you want to hy oatlni? (ho
bread and then following It up with
noiiio kind of fruit. For lntanco. It
you wunt a manhattnn cocktail Jag,
all you haio (o do I (o oa( noma of
the bread and (hen eat a cherry. Tho
bread only makes tho alcohol; you
decide tho flavor for )ouref. Hlrvl
won't havo a look In when Doc got
once Rtarted,
DID NOT LEAVE
HOME IN MONTHS
Klamath Fails Marble & Granite Works
GEORGE D. GRIZZLE, Prop.
ually Buffered no much I dreaded to
eat at all and I never dared (ouch
meat or anything heavy. I alto bad
rhoumatlm all over my body and It
wa bo bad In my arms and legs I
could hardly get about at all; then
my nerve went back on me and I
could never get a good night's sleep.
"I heard so much good about Tan
lac that I decided Xo try It and It Just
seemed to be made especially for my
caxo, for crnrr ono of my troubles
left me so quickly It was really
amazing, and I am enjoying better
health now than I havo In year. I
havo a ravenous appetite, eat any
thing I want and sleep llbo a log
S,jIm M..,, I..!...- f -- ... . I
v" i ,,.'..:;. '" "" :V" '" ry nlht. I have gained n lot In
.... .M.i n ,n It urn .IKJIIII ri- I ,,.. ,
Itilf IJko n IHITrrf nt IVrton.
students Indicates n record enroll
ment of approximately 500.
Ilouiu ecotiomlrn mid physical edu
cation will each hnvu 22 courses.
Furthermore wo fall to seo why
this bo), practically a child, should
xo to thu Kalluws, whllu n dccp-ued
rtcsHiral. deRetierato criminal like
Watson Is allowed to llvo. Wo havo
heard It said that Juitlco sometimes
miscarries, and wo bellou It may
bo no.
A sheriff was onco called upon to
officiate nt the IiiiiikIiik of a mur
derer, mid, It being his flrt experi
ence, wa very nervous. As ho was
about to adjust thu black cap over the
of the doomed man, his hands
shook so freely that hu dropped tho
cap on thu scaffold. "What's tho
matter, sheriff ? said tho prisoner to
him, "getting nervous?" "A little,"
replied the sheriff, "you see this Is
i my first experience at humrlns; "
'".Mlnu too," replied tho convict,
"initio too."
SCREEN DOORS
Strictly clear Sugar and White
Pine, with Genuine Rust-Proof
Galvanised Wire,
MADE BY THE
Weed Lumber Co.
We wonder who thu dark horse
'which thu Domcoratlc party Is going
'to spring on us Is. Jack Johnson,
miibu.
"When I began taking Tanlac I
had been confined to my housa for
four months, but I never felt better
In my life than now," said William
Delaney, well-known employee of tho
City Street Uopartment and who
live at 427 Falrvlcw- Ave., Seattle,
Wash.
"1 had stomach trouhlo and Indi
gestion so had that over) thing I nto
disagreed with mo," continued Mr.
Dulaney. "Can would form nfter
meals and causo mo to havo tho
trorst sort of cramping swlU. I uct-
weight, too, and put In a big day's
work on the Job every day. I feel
llko a different man In every way
and Tanlac deserves all the credit
for It."
Tanlac Is sold In Klamath Falls by
thq Star Drug Co. In Lorella by (be
James Merc. Co.', and In Merrill by
tho Southern Oregon Drug Co. Adv.
The recent Incrcaso In pay of Ilrlt
Ish railroad workers makes their
new wage $12.50 a week for porters,
ticket collectors, single men, and car
men, and J 18 a week for engineers.
TREASURE IS BURIED
NEAR BONNEVILLE
PORTLAND, Ore., June 14.
Somewhere near Donnevllte, Ore., la
the vicinity of the state (Uh hatchery,
there la said to havo been bidden a.
10-gallon cask of whisky.
According to the Indians, tk
liquor has been burled since the lat
30's, when Captain Donnovllle was
exploring the Oregon country. The
Indian stories, said to be truths and
not legends, stato that CapUla
Itonnovlllo had more liquor In his
caravan than could bo easily carried,
so he Is said to have burled a 10
gallon cask near the present site ot
Ilonnovllle. Tho Indians haro handed
the story down for many years, ex
plaining that none of the tribesmen
havo found It.
iSIKI-S "HIKING" XOHTII
SAN -FRANCISCO, June H. Bes
sie L. Hays and Dobble Stelnholdt ar
rived In San Francisco recently ea
routo to Seattle from Los Angeles,
having hiked tho entire distance. Tho
women were on their way to Seatttst
to meet their husbands, members of
company D, 21st U. S. Infantry, who
have been la Alaska.
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These Screen Doors are made in Panel Bot
tom for rear doors, and both Open Bottom
and Bungalow style for front doors.
We purchase tho "Weed" Screen Doors in
carload lots and can give an attractive price
in consequence.
At present we have over a carload in. stock,
and will not increase our price while these
last, although there has been a 70 cent ad
vance since wo bought them. Another
advance is expected soon.
Big Basin Lumber Company
, Corner Main and Spring Streets
TELEPHONE 107 KLAMATH FALLS, ORE.
A prearher was dwelling upon tho
taluo or faith and work In his Ser
mon on Sunday morning. To Illus
trate his theory that ono Is useless
without tho other, ho used tho fol
lowing Illustration. Said ho "Sup
Pono that I waa In a boat and I have
two oars. Wo will call tho loft car
faith and tho right oar works. If I
uso only tho left oar I find myself
going round In a circle, and If I uso
only tho right oar, I also find myself
going round In a clrclo." Just then
bo was Interrupted by a little fellow
at the back of tho church who hol
lered out with considerable energy
"Well, why tho hell don't you scull?"
Jlmmle Ryan and Doc Powell woro
having an argument about tho Lord's
prayer tho other morning. Tho Lord
only knows what those two hlr.U
wore nlolng-tnlklng" alfouT S5uli5cT'
llko that, but tho fact remains that
they were. Mnybo they had had a
fow shots, hut anyhow this is what
l.ono Slur overheard. "Ah ko on."
said Doc IJowoll. "I'll bet you $10
that you don't know tho first lino of
tho !.ord'n prayer." "I'll tnko that
bet," said Irish Jlinmlo. "I'll Just
liiko that bet." Tho stakes wore
handed over to l.ono Star and Ryan
started In. '"Now I ay mo down to
sleep'" A look of Bhoer nstonlsh-
ment stolo ovor Doc's face, and turn
Ins; to I.0110 Slur ho said, "divo him
tho money, hoy It's Ills I didn't
think ho know It."
Comfort Cleanliness Reasonable Rates
The Central Hotel
New Throughout
IN THESE DAYS OF HIGH PRICES THE
AVERAGE CITIZEN WILL BE GLAD TO FIND A
PLACE TO LIVE THAT IS WITHIN HIS REACH
AND WHICH FURNISHES EVERYTHING THAT
JHE COULD WISH FOR A GOOD BED, A CLEAN
k
Wo woro woll acquainted with Doc
I'owoll when ho ran a saloon In San
Dornardlno and seeing that ho does
not know who l.ono Star Is, wo do not
mind tolling of a llttlo Incident which
hnpponod down thoro. Doc wont In
to buy a bat ono day and after pick
ing out ono which suited him, said
to tho clerk: "How much Is this bat
worth?" "Ten dollars," replied the
clerk. "Ten dollars) why, there's
no boles In It," replied Doc. "Holes;
ROOM, PERFECT VENTILATION. THESE YOU
WILL FIND AT THE CENTRAL HOTEL. SEV
ENTY ROOMS IN THIS GREAT HOSTELRY ARE
NOW READY AND THIS NUMBER IS BEING
ADDED TO AS FAST AS THEY CAN BE FIN
ISHED AND FURNISHED. ,
SPECIAL RATES MADE TO PERMANENT
ROOMERS. NO BETTER SPRINGS, MATTRESS
OR BEDDING ARE MADE THAN THOSE FOUND
AT THE CENTRAL HOTEL.
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. J. J. KELLER, Manager.
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