PAGK THItKK THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON FIIIOAV, 1VXK II, II fttMM HHff MfH H-mMMMt POT POURRI ii HITS lly LONK 8TAR 0 :- Whil. They ARE " Hits " You will find that wo arc able to supply tin; now records while they ARE new and in demand. Try us for, the latest records BRUNSWICK PATIIE EMERSON OKEH Square Deal Drug Store SAFETY SERVICE SATISFACTION Tim bilslriMii men liail u linn fight at ilii) Piillniii llotol tlui olhor nli;lit, I. iiiiii Star hnpiiiiued to li In thu ho ("I lobby, and not being high enough up In "MfiBfjIcty" to lio on tlin IiimIiIo, iiml to contuiit himself with sitting on tlio outslilo, nml looking In throuKh tin) glass ilouni. Thin In wliut ho saw. mmtssmsammaBmEssaBsemmamaEBSE A limit half of that hunch of "high brows" not up anil beat It lifter tlio lunch wan over, showing Just what an Inl'in-sl they hail In tlio meeting, oiitslilu of tlio eots which mean, or coiir;, after Hid hail gotti-u out sldii of thn eats. At tlio head or thn table lit thn tall nml wm seated that xenial, alTuhlc, osplnorlou young man l.udden, the local head or thn tnlophono company, ami say folk what that gent can't do to a pluto or hecrsteak alnt "wutli" doing, l.uddop thought ho wan slipping one. ovor whon hn hand ml thn waiter two-hit anil sneaked hi Plato behind him for another loail hut hu wasn't. l.ono Star wan out In tha lobby taklnic It all In. Wi suggest that tin business men pull ofT a hun fight every work, nml In that wiiy wit may hn abln to fatten llrothiT l.udden up n little. treat Bona to RAZOR STRAPS, WX'RB ?HZHX Orsgon la lha test plaoa In tho world for ooSWorolal (trowing of roaea. TUior strapa manufactured here ra n. tlonally alYartlaal and told Oracon maflafaaturara of oarton papar, draff aawa, rubber hoola.etoYaa.'broona, raraltaw.ooagh dropa and other oobbm aUtlsa aaka thalr produota ao good that tfct world sska for Oragon-mada. issoolatsd Xa&utrlts of Orato At thn hi'iiil or thn tahln at thn IiIk nil wan Rontfil l,eslle Hogcrs nml bo llrMt inn folks, l-nlln makes some rhalriiian. II)' naturn hi In n very dlgnltlcd younic man anyhow, hut when hn loaded himself up with roast hull, olives, Ico rri'ani, tooth plckn nml coffee., unit propped hln starboard arm ocr thn hack of his chair, hloulng nmokn in uvery dime tlou, I. oiii! .Star wan ut n loss to know whether thu Klamath I'alln business t mvli worn holding a meeting or! whether thu Clth congress hail Kent out an emergency call, anil wuro sit ting Ip secret session. Ifi 'Tf -r--- ?. ra 1 tm WWlWWTtA'artoiA AAmt 1 '' irt ! i - - a aSaJ!VrjapJSak -sS "aaBaBajaaBiaiaNaaaBpBaaa" I'll.'IITI.NO ANTHRAX MARYMVli,l.i:,"t-uir Julio 1 1 I'reparntlou ror nil IntetiiWe cum pnlgn to prevent the appenrunro or mithrux uiiiuiik Mud. of thu Sacra mento Valley wan Inaugurated ru renlly nt n meeting or the Sacramen to Valley Veterinarian Axoclutlon at Willow. I)r It S .('lirlntnuin, of Yuhu City, sri'retary of thu association roorts that dun to the effort! of'tlio organl lutlou anthrax linn not yet appeared. To thu right of Ilrotlier Itogers, with a little tahln all to himself, sat thu hnndnomn secretary, Van Ivmon. I.onu Star docn not know If hn got etiough to eat or not- we presume he did howuter, an ho wan tho first to ntart and tho lont to finish. How much moro ho would huvu eaten It thu meeting had not bVen railed to or der. In hard to say Van Kmon, how ever, differs from l.udden In this hn hIiowh thn result of his feeding, while l.udden does not. After the President h.nl called the meeting tb order, tho minutes were read !y that pococodloun young man Van Kmon, and wu noticed the Ite'v. Iiwrence who wan sitting opposite to Van casting euger, Jeilous eynn on him, it t Comfort CleanlinessReasonable Rates The Central Hotel fVWVWWWWVViMAMMAAMMMAMrMArXrM'WAMAMrWMMMA o New Throughout IN THESE DAYS OP HIGH PRICES THE AVERAGE CITIZEN WILL BE GLAD TO FIND A PLACE TO LIVE THAT IS WITHIN HIS REACH AND WHICH FURNISHES EVERYTHING THAT HE COULD WISH FOR A GOOD BED, A CLEAN ROOM, PERFECT VENTILATION. THESE YOU. WILL FIND AT THE CENTRAL HOTEL. SEV ENTY ROOMS IN THIS GREAT HOSTELRY ARE NOW READY AND THIS NUMBER IS BEING ADDED TO AS FAST AS THEY CAN BE FIN ISHED AND FURNISHED. SPECIAL RATES MADE TO PERMANENT ROOMERS. NO BETTER SPRINGS, MATTRESS OR BEDDING ARE MADE THAN THOSE FOUND AT THE CENTRAL HOTEL. J. J. KELLER, Manager. t v"tV ail - 5 -MS - jr. . -. fr ? fittk ir. J- rl V t i m . I M I.) ' U mire hln tiro at tho expenso of tho avluiien tho V. M. C. A. gets In hero inri.itiiin I.elle Rocem nut tho Kl-iabout tlio first tliiuK ihuy will do is i van iiyKn savn: " i.n i , '"m'i i "" " ", - - . . . , ' ' I . ...... i..ui. tl.n .hnMvti t.v Infnpm ni-.ln atnrt nn tint Lrlrnrpltn r.imtmlen. i - -.. i... .it- - ..- nmi we NiiriniHiMi iiiiii iiwri-nce wnn ' iiwnn uu .v iuu.,u, . .... , -.. .. ......-.... .- ... lilll UIIIUHS UIII IUIII 11 IIIBIIIIIUB IUI "- - I . .1.1. I. ,1 control liy men who nmer did mi honest day's work In their lives." SCREEN DOORS Strictly clear Sugar and White Pine, with Genuine Ruit-Proof Galvanized Wire, , MADE BY THE Weed Lumber Co. These Screen Doors arc made in Panel Bot tom for rear doors, and both Open Bottom and Bungalow style for front doors. Wo purchase the "Weed" Screen Doors in arload lots and can give an attractive price in consequence. At present we have ovor a carload in stock, and will not increase our price whilo these last, although tkere has been a 70 cent ad vance since we bought them. Another advance is expected soon. Big Basin Lumber Company Corner Main attd Sprihg Streets TELEPHONE 107 KLAMATH FALlafi, ORE. just thinking how much ho like to ho gifted with thu silver tongued oratory of Van Kmon. I Hut you 11 dollar nnd n quarter that Van Kmon wnn a good looking fellow when hu was jouug. Too had they .couldn't huvo roped him lu on Andy Collier's Philanthropic Snsslety, alnt It? Hut that's dlsgresnlng, and no good writer does that no wo aro sorry and will bihi that it docs not happen again. would ' Hrothor Scohorn that If he wanted hln life Insured, there was nothing to stop him. who seem to be gifted with sack iiiuusliuus appetites had bettor loak out, as Lone Star Is some eater himself. Hut to proceed. Tho neit biggest nnpetllo wo noticed thcra wan that of (loo. Walton, and If over n man wan having a little picnic all to hlmnclf. (luorgu wns that one. llrother Wal ton had a couple or young men guests with him, and wo wondered Just why that wan. Hut wo wcw not kept In doubt long. When It comes to eating lleorgo ban them all fueled, and within 3 minutes of tho time tho hush wus delivered, Walton's pinto was empty. Then wo saw tho Idea of tho two kids, who, strange to say, had no appetite nt all nt all. So tho good nntured George kind ly offored to eat their dlnnem up too, which ho Immediately proceeded to do. Itn n good thing (leorgo gats n big ilary, otherwise ho would have to do like I.ono Star does, work In tho day time, and wrlto or do some thing olso nt night to mako both ends meet olectrlc would And Hector yen folks Hector was there In all hln glory, and occupied his npnro tlmo between drinks In consuming Innumerable clgnrccts Shnmo on you Hector, don't you know that clgnmctn dim the brnln, nnd you need what few brains you possess In orrtor to swing that phil anthropic society of yours to a suc cessful finish. In passing let mo butt In Just long enough to ask what In tho matter with letting that phil anthropic society handle he Y. M. C. A, question. Thero's something they might do which would glre lo cal men a chanco to Invest local mo noy, at tho same tlmo keep out side fingers off It. Hotter lay off tho clgarcets Hec. and then you will bo sure out of luck, ir you over get stuck for a smoko when that time' happens, come around, an Ione Star Is doing witn cigarettes, iiko somo guys uiuj-q , . - with whiskey savin' 'cm up for tho aonle "" r rI.e' tlmo when "tiier alnt nun." Talking about smoking at that meeting, we only saw two men In tho wholo shebang who woro not smok Ing, and they wero the two preachers I.awrcnco and Trimble. Chances aro they got theirs when they got homo, Some Marry in Haste, And Live to Regret It, Hut anyhow folks, taken on tho whole, that was somo bunch gather cd around tho (estlvo tablo that evening. Wo aro only sorry wo were not ablo to partako of their hospital ity also. Hut perhaps somo day thoy will welcome Lone Star Into their midst, and If they over do, Walton, Scohorn, Van Kmon and a few others i Three Days' Clearance Sale iWyWVIMVWWMMMMMWVMMlAMMMMMMrMMAMAAMMMWWWWWVWVVWWV OF SPRING AND SUMMER HATS Thursday, Friday and Saturday "' , June 10, 11 and 12 In order to make room for our new stock of Mid- ut. ir wniton could iivo on $ 'Summer Hats we will hold a three-day sale of the ''. city, tho Power company '$ latest styles of Spring and Summer Hats in Milan, '-' huvo been broke long ago. Hemp, Georgette, Malfae and Braid Hats. In this '' That's enough tor (leorgo -how-over, ho wo will next direct our at tentlonn to that worthy brother Sco horn. Tho only horn wo could neo about him wan tho horn of tho spoon as ho shovollod tho soup down a car paclous throut. What applies about oloctrlclty to Walton, applies to wood with Soohorn, na his nppotito Is not a darned bit bettor than Wnl ton's. Soohorn had tho advantage howovor an hn sat nearer tha kitchen and could highball tho waiter boforo Walton get a chanco to. Seohorn tried to was tunny to ward the close ot the meeting, and triad to get tha business men to In- immense stock will be found Hats suited to everyone at prices within the reach of all. Don't miss this opportunity of obtaining late model Hats at a reason able price in the day of high cost of living. SPRING STYLES $20 at....... $12.95 $16 at $10.00 $12 at $7.95 $16 models $7.00 $12 models $6.00 $10 models $4.95 The Parisian Millinery 600 MAIN And Then Don't Get It! Sail but oh! how true! See haw Kate watrhcM o'er the poor Uttto country maiden co the mysterioaa working of rircuimtAm-ra la Mack Hennett'n riotous rural mm ra "Down on, the Farm," his latest astsl KreaUwt five reel comedy sensattea. a Ten thousand alien laborers mar be lost to the steel Industry ot tha Chicago district because of tha strike. Hungarians, Serbs aad Grcoks are returning home with tha money mado In this country. T DIN I APPLY SAGE TEA tOOK YOUNG! UMNO BACK ITS .NATURAL COLOR,. GLOSS AND ATTRACTIVENESS , Common garden sage brewed lntos heavy tea with sulphur added, will turn gray, streaked and faded hair beautifully dark and luxuriant. Just a few applications will prove a revela tion ir your hair Is fading, streaked or gray. Mixing the Sago Tea and Sul phur recipe nt homo, though, Is trou blesome. An easier way Is to get a 5-ccnt bottlo ot Wyeth's Sago and Sul. phur Compound at any drug store all ready for uso. This Is tho old tlma reclpo Improved bf the addition ot ether Ingredients. While wispy, gray, faded hair la not sinful, we all desire to retain our youthful appearance and attractive ness. By darkening your hair with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound, no one can tell, because It does It ao naturally, so evenly. You just damti en a spongo or soft brush with ltaa6V draw this through your hair, taking ona small strand at a time; by asora Ing all gray balra have disappeared, and attar another application orliwa, your hair become beautifully dark, gloasy, soft and luxuriant. r .),