mm it, iw TOE IVPtING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON WMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMttMM lUUUIUUiullUUUUM 71 ft J '! ! i l V C4 m Western Floral Shop rH YOUR LOVKD ONKN living and departed, flowers arc the lcgtcal, natural tri bute of esteem anil affection. Being Nature' loveliest gift to man (except woman), you cannot show jour feelings In a tenderer way than by means of floral gifts. Choose from our large and beauti ful array. Set pieces made to order. TT7Z7?7JJjJJlAJtJLVJJJJJJJLVH I. H U U M M H M m m mm m m mm m m M M MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM fttTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTI tttttt11 T POTPOURRI -I Funny how women used to go to I 'Purl far the stiles. Isn't It? They Dy LONK STAB ,eejn to be going to Africa for them now. a i a w ? Someone told Lone Star yesterday that Cap. Siemens was going to get U If ho had to bore 35,000 feet for It. Why didn't they say that tin ware going to hell and be denu with M. Oae of our local cltlxens tells the following story, and he stated to Loae Star that It happened In a very prominent local home. "It occurred la tho evening. 1 and several others were calling. As we chatted In the parlor we heard the patter of little feet at the head of the stairs above. The mother of this particular home raised her hand for silence. 'Hush The children are going to deliver their good-night message,' she said eeftly. 'It alwayi gives me feeling ef reverence to hear them. They are so snuch nearer the Creator than we re. and they speak the lore that Is is their hearts never so fully as when the dark baa come. Listen:' Then there was a moment of tense silence. Then, 'Mamma,' came the message, Willie fonnd a bedbug?'" Al Sloan asked the Lone Star If short shirts bad come Into stle again. We replied that since those tight sweaters have come Into vogue, we had not glven the matter a thought. There Is something In being as young as one feels, but there Is noth ing In being as rich as cne feels. How do you like that AntldlluTlan? Hear it 7,000 years ags too? Lone Star has been looking around very carefully for "cut-prices" but so tar baa been nnable to discover one that has been even scratched. No donbt our virtuous Antldllu Tiaa heard that one a hundred years afecfto. That is to hear him He barely knows his A. B. C. Nor doea he wear a B. V. D. e. Here' one that starts off as It would Just suit oar unknown? friend, we will spring It on you. Until he signed an I. O. U. And he got wise then P. D. Q. So now be buys stuff F. O. B. Unless they send It C. O. D. Improving are we not, Antldllu-vlaa? Say folks what do you think about a "Barefoot club"? We do not aee how such a club could advance the prices of shoes. If no one in America will wear a shoe until Au gust we guarantee that ladles pumps with no more leather In them than there Is paper In a postage stamp will not sell for $20 and up. A story Is told of little Willie who. qlways used to end his prayers with this: "Please God, send me a baby brother." After praying for tbe baby brother for some months, Willie got disheartened, and said one day "I don't believe God has got any more babies to give away. I'm going to stop praying for one." So be stopped praying. Not long afterwards he was carried Into his mother's room and waa shown twin brothers who had arrived in tbe night. Willie loked at them and said "Gee It's a good thing I stopped praying when I did." A fellow edged up to Lone Star this morning, and, In a subdued voice, asked: "Do you want a bot tle?" "Bottle of what?" we In quired. "Gasoline?" ?? :: RED CEDAR COMPOUND Keeps moths out of clothing 'ami furs.' A mixture of Red Cedar Chips nnd Moth Flake. 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BUSINESS MAN We can now supply you with your eery office nnd stationery need and at reasonable prices The stationery department has been restocked with a complete line of office supplies to meet your every requirement. As near a complete linn of Irving-Pitt Loose Leaf Ledgers, Price Books, Binders and Fillers as market conditions permit There are many num bers It Is Impossible to obtain Bound Ledgers and Journals, Time Books', In come Tax Books, Pencil Sharpeners. Itammermlll Typewriter Paper, Pens and Ink. Letter Files and Boards. Waste Baskets, Letter Baskets, Columnar Books 4 to 36 columns. Blotters, Legal Tablets, Clco Paste, Corona Typewriters, Brief Cases, Rub ber Bands. FOR THE TEETH llorudent Tooth Paste Willie's ToMh Paste P)orrhurldn Powder . . Hiker's Tooth Powder Revelation Tooth Powder Itexall Antiseptic Powdof Unite' Tooth Powder Honllnl Tooth Powder Cnlox Tooth Powder A mica I Tooth Honp Rulilfoam Knox Turtur Wernet'i Powder Coregn Powder Kenrecn Tooth Paste Forhnn's Tooth Paste Kuthmol Tooth Paste Kolynos Tooth(Paste Pepsodent Tooth Paste , Acllvodent Tooth Paste Itexull Tooth i'aste Kletuo Tooth Paste . A l H. P-rrdlxo Tooth Paste I.) nn'a Tooth Powder I' hi rox Tooth Paste tt HOC VI. 10 .U.V nor II.V nor 3.V JMr Mr II.V 30f VI.IMI, lh UOr I, M, Mr, !I.V :t.v fllsr MOO llllf .Wo ttV III ItOe .-vv Dr. Murphy, the public health. service surgeon, haa gone but he'si not forgotten by any means. Also-H he saya he la coming back but we' doubt it. Guess Murphy and Andyl Soule had a merry time for a few days, but things are nearly normal once more, and business Is going on as usnar k, TRUSSES We can fit you with an Excelsior Non Skid Truss that will positively remain set when unco adjusted to tbe person Rupture cannot work out from under pad. An expert truss titter always In attendance I'lUCKH IK) NOT IXCLl'DK ItKVKNCK TAX Thn ItaXOtfe Store Mail Orders Filled Promptly 'f- ......... .......aj.j. . . . . . . . . - - --..-............. mw ttHllMBWWW mmwmmwmwmmmmmmmmmm HgHHHaHngggBWiiwRgniiiiiiiiiRWWinisTllliniWIVIWWWWIIRIIllrfff 40c SYMOND'S INN POWDERED COCOA Fcr cooking or drinking. Made from the best cocoa beans, 'i-pound tin Week Knd price WO? KODAKS AND FILMS "Krrj OihnI Time I KimIhW Time" Kodaks IMIi u LVIJta Brownies V2.IM to VMI.O. it s the case. Tbe bible assures us that such waa a fact. And tbe good book assures us who that woman was but ... . .we will not go Into that. Tbe fact .,n?der0ot":;e r r po,n,,l" w"eh " "- o'd u'b" Nb ",- ii bonod Z UeV T ""ted. and celebrated In good shape me honored question of prostltu- ,nrcer.tlon In tbe tlon, and they are these. Can It be. done away with and If so, bow? I too, after his Incarceration wash-tub. If Murphy bad have been local authority that will put bis foot I down on It, regardless of public opln-. Ion. ! JAPAN JAPAN BIG BUYER OF PF.ND CEDAR As long as this old globe has re-1 volved on Its axis, and p:sslbly long er, tbe Inhabitants of it have bad to- face that question. If you remem-' ber, tbe first thing old Noah did' alive then .and stuck might have been useful. around, How's that Antldiluvlan? If tbe people of Klamath Falls want a "Tulee." let them put in office men which will allow a "Tules" to run. That bunch Is In office now. he But If the people of Klamath Falls do NOT want a "Tules" then lot them put In office men who WILL NOT let a "Tules" run. There Is 'enly one place to deilde these que- Now, folks listen. Old Noah was tlons, and that Is ut the polls. HAWAIIAN N llhsi), Ore. Jucn 9. Tliough It looks exactly like rotten rorjwood TO IW DUTI.P HOtlOl.l'l.r, T II. May 22 (By .Mull. I AltliouKh the Jupanese gov- .and would be iiassed upon as talue- casual observer, a class of that has been moving oJt of carload lots brings a high price for a peculiar purpose The timber In question Is seasoned- too well seasoned It appears Juniper, on Its way to Japan to lie marie Into oer, me nrst thing old Noah did' . I man found .. b) r,-hUOus' -rnnwnl has made somti concessions "",,.'- ., . when he ... out of the b.rd-c.ge.. .ht of be LoS. S TZl It's the devil's own Job though. ,. I- lb. mxt.er of the release of II.. g "J " to'XrST'?"7 h ,0k; eason. hV was 1 from the flood, get men and women to turn out to'wa.lan-born Japanese from Japanese Jj J" .V" to k ev:D 'et'T b,,,8 " Now-elther the .Lord approved of vote In a president... campaign, let cUUen.h,p,t,, hold. Physically ,. i.... h, ... i . ,- that kind of righteousness or Old tione ai a cny eiecuon i Ivl:?,:t: ihe.:n!.!.a.me.f:.om.. ' u n... had the um mm. - or ,h. m .r everything on the earth was de-f Klamath stroyed by the flood. from tbe question. But that's aside Either one of the two. Which one, Kail". We know this the first thing old whiskers did, was to get a beautiful bun on, and, as we would naturally expect, there was also a. woman in deponent sayeth not. i Then, when tbe question bos been THEY CAN SAVE YOUR GRAIN FROM SMUT T7jGsjST r4agfHWiifi-N. JEL MV-BffHrflHaWbK. PBssBslwVgSPgl"99HsjHBsj HkK'iUBsCsHrslililililHll Va. T MfawJaiBlilililBrsBsVBssllsSsis mBMmWm' SWmWmmBkmWBMmWmWkY.?JZ Now then which was It? and decided at the polls, let the sldo that It's too big a question for uh to an- 1 "ep their mouth shut, and not swer. The fact which I want to bring be everlastingly trying to agitate and out though, is, that In those days, a arta ometblng that they cannot fin rhshteous man committed tho very lh. If tbe populace of this city want ! crime which Dr. Murphy and thou- n open town let them vote for an 'sands of others are trying to stamp Pon town, and If they want a closed out. And from that day to this In- town, ivt mem vote for a closed creaslngly, as the years go by, that town AND THEN when they have mis 10 ine, " "" n. .....vt- ,., .....,. . ... . . ., twenty enrs of ago liable for mill-. " ' "' . , ' '""" " tary service, according to an an- T ' . f""'1 J1,'","" '" nouncment by the department of 0Ck V ' ."," "xpcrlm,,n,", public Instruction of tho Territory of Cft """ "7"""" 0 l" wo,", IMwall. The department'- nn. """"';" Wng out of hero for -... i..i. .mi in jnrim on sieaiiisnip nouncement Is contained In a digest of the Japanese law covering citizen ship prepared by Hawaiian officials, following tho launching of the re cent agitation among Hawnllin-born Japanese for complete freedom from their home-land laws. Associations of Hawaiian-born running from Portland to tho Orient. WILL MAKI. PA Plllt OF . AI.AHK.1.V FORK8TH same sin has been committed. No folks, as long as men and decided, let them go to It. Tbe easiest and surest way to re- . ..w .-.-, .... ... - ....... - j -. -- .- women are constituted as they ure.iPe"! a"y 'aw Is to rigidly enforced 'prostitution will flourish, and all tbe i't- So then, on trial the peop'Ve laws, and all the preachers, and all J"- 8 then If, on trial tho people the schemes of mice nnd men wll,dclde that the open town Is deslr "gang aft aglee" as for as stopping It Bb,0 ,et them have It, und let those Is concerned. that don't want It, either keep quiet, or move. And vlce-versa. See the If It Is an ovll which cunnot be polnt? eliminated, us il dvviiik lo be, (lieu lei it bo kept under control. By no I 8o yo" eo Antldiluvlan, wo can means let tho gaino be carried on ln-ta,k Bvnl"3 "nco ln " wh" t00' dlscrliiiinatelv. as that would bo rank folly, nut and If it Iiuh lo be-then MUST TEACH ENGLISH Ict'H muko as harmlens an ovll out of It us wo tan. JUNEAU, Alaska, May 1. (By Mall.)-I'niif.r iitnniH m.. MH iH. -...w.... ... . ... n Himii-uiii ,, . ....... , n HI,T milfll U III- Japanese have forwarded a pleu 0 ' vaclo Alaskn'M thousands of acres of the Toklo government lo lie released P"'l timber, according to reports re from tho dual-citizenship obligations i "Ived horo. Ono plant, the first. Imposed by tho Japanese regulations DUI' nlll to ba established In Alaska, and also have asked President Wl..' l0 " erected on tho Hixel rlor. The Department of Agriculture at ite eapwrisaMtsI farm at Ar Ilagtoa. Va., wage en meeain warfare ag4at the deadly grala mute.' It la eatlmated that muta which eoaU he pretested every veer deetroy eeougb wheat te make (our mllliea berreU et lour. Oetv eeh UJA one mllllM heraes, and bailer rye eetul to ferny hMdred tieeeMd barrele. ThU ttetere ehewi eswerli ivwdeemg re .sa rleasi eeHa the lelnraiatls-i wklak aM MVPNT WTM-M to (W A4WeKjre4 QtfHlfNH Cortalnly It Is wroni:, for women, proved to bo Infected with dUuaxo, to be allowed to ply their trado without restraint. Wo would l.ko to see tho world rid of it altogether but wo will never sea that. Next to that wo would like to sea the laws mado so stringent, that the danger of Infec tion is reduced to the lowest possible minimum. IN T. H. SCHOOLS As far as Dr. Murphy's trip Is con cerned, we will say this. Two weeks after Dr. Murphy haa left here, tbe place will be running aa wide and open aa ever, if not more so, and all tbe Murpbys between here and Mur pbytown, will never be able to stop, or eves coatrol it until we get some IIOHOLULU. T. Il Mny 10. (liy Mall.) No InnKungo qtlior thnn English shall bo taught In any kcIiooI, public or private In tho ter ritory of Hawaii, in any grado Jowor thnn tho sovetith, says n draft of a proposed bill to lie submitted to tho noxt session of tho territorial legis lature by the chamber of commerce of Honolulu. Other proposed changes In the ter ritorial laws being considered by tho chamber of commerce Include: A provision that the department of public instruction, before Issuing a certificate to and teacher, shall satisfy Itself that such teacher pos sesses idtals of democracy and bas a knowledge of tbe English language, American history and- methods of son to present tbclr casb at Toklo. The original Japanese law classed all children of Jnpaneso parents, re gardless of whero bom, as Japanese citizens, but an umendmnnt In 191G allowed fornlgn born Japaneso to drop their citizenship under certain condition). Tho following data concerning tliu filing of petitions for roleaso from Japanese citizenship by Hawaiian- born Japanese was gathered by tho department of public Instructien: Applicant must linvo heoii born In Hawaii, must bo nn Amorlcan citizen nnd must lie residing In Hawaii, Mnlo and fniiiiilo applicants undor seventeen yours of ago nro accoptoil without restriction. In order lo bocomo legally ills, charged from Jupanoso cltlzomdilp obligations, consent must bo obtain ed from tho secretary of tho Intorlor, Toklo. ' ju nines jrom hero, by a Juneau company. Another company Is plan ning to build ut Pufcrsburg, Alusku, south of Juneau, govornment; and tho department may revoke the certificate of a teach er found wanting In these require ments, , . Charge for tuition in high schools of children who are not citizens of the United States and also for pupils, who being citizens, have not filed proof tbat tbelr sole allegiance la to tbe United States. , . Increased Efficiency In your wardrobo Is most easily at tained by sending your clothes to us to bo clounod und dyed, Wo ro move all soiled spot and restore tho garment to Its former state, You'll never know bow much good we. remains In that ault unlesi you let us renovate It for you. KLAMATH DTE WOItKB 41 Mala Bt, Klaaaata Falls, Ore. ' i . i i,f "