V ' f'w m ,EWTtr' ijaak kigitt THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON v, ..:(tmk 11 n. 1019 GOOD THING LOST Uncle Henry Surely Had Marvel ous Fcrlilizor. LIBERTY THEATRE ,"T1IK PICK OK Till: I'lCTttUlCS" II ,V. PMM.K, Owner. IIAItltV llOUKIj, Musical Dlwctor Unfortunately, After It Had Demon, ttr.ltcd Its Amazlnu Clfect on Grow. Ino Corn He Could Not Remem ber the Ingredient. i'VNiWNfVANjiV''w'VVi- T ON IfiHT " . - ii iif.i.i... .1... i .11...... ..... ... i.i -. lpp?'vw "H ' , I r &!'. I It-1 fr "PLEASE GET MARRIED" 1 in which Viola Dana stars and "BROWNIE'S DOGGONE TRICKS" featuring Bob, the wonderful bull-terrier Thursday 'THE SERPENT" Starring Tbeda Bara Coming Sunday. TOM MIX Doors open at 1.30 and 7:00 P. M. i ntui luiiKii'iitiu vvv in mmu m York. Til. S.iturdn they were eiiu'red li six luvlitw of miow." llostou Globe. Once more ui lute to thniiV. Ilio noMon Globe for Jogging our memory, uys the I.owlmmi Journal. Mow It nil comes buck to us. Uncle Henry on mother's side win a farmer-Ins cntor. He rigged up all .tort of ftirui tiuiehlii cry which wouldn't operate nil) where except on paper, or In I'nelo Henry's, head He was also a great hiiuil to ex periment with fetllllters. und while he m alwns on the track of a fertiliser that mm going to produce a double crop of something or other liH experi ments usually reunited In reducing hi crops materially, und the rent of the family had to ilu some pretty lull bus tllnjr to catch oven. One full Unci Henry produced a fertilizer that he nm sure would revo- lutlonlxe the farming Industry, and If smell could have turned the trick It would have, too. His fertilizer had a bouquet that, when the wind wii right, depopulated the country for a mile away from the house. The rent of the family went away to lslt till the imiell thinned out aoiue or overcame Uncle Henry. There med to he a lot of were visited with a severe skunks In our neighborhood, but they Mrs. M. M. Matson, who spent sev-ico,tl wnd Wednesday and Thursday all moved away that fall. A Gcrmau butcher who manufactured llmburger cheese on the side offered Uncle Henry $5,000 for the iiecret of that smell, In Personal Mention OKIXDALK notks I. We 1 9 Days to Xmas " I Ain't Mad at Nobody " eral months -ta Klamath Falls this 'of -ant week summer and mado many Meads' T. F. Boers of Lorella spent two here, is in the cltr for a few days days the first of the week visiting before returntae to hen. homo In m me nome oi u. u. Hunt Portland. She has been in Callfo-- nia since leaving here several we-oks ago. MISSIONARY MEETING The Women's Missionary society ot the Christian church will meet, 4stv,m.ftir nvAnln. tf 7-30 fit thft! home of Mrs. O. A. Wirtx. 529 J. J! " feraon street. The ladies will en The neighborhood telephone wilt soon bo In operation. Sovcral mon were working on the line Friday and Saturday. Goo. Shell has been hauling hie winter supply of wood the last few- days. The Hoavllin boys have moved on to the Grandpa Hunt place and set Inir. A full attendance la desired. All Interested persons cordially ia-Tited. I Milton Heavilln mado his regular ! trtn Ihrntl.h ttta T.ala.hkm.lmn. Vnf- tertaln their husbands at this eet-, . . , -m . .. 'nesday selling beef. P. S. Mumford experienced a few minutes ot excitement this . week when his team ran away. He was drilling grain with a team belong ing to George Ager. The horses be came frightened and got away from him, running across the field, un til a fence stopped them. No serious LIBRARY STUDY CLUB TO DISCUSS FAR EAST Tho cturi itonarrmonr ftf th Woman's Library club will hold the ' aama,B0 'M done' Oecember meeting Friday afternoon I ,a"ke BonIcr ,s confined to his bed '.--. . i with n. RATPrp nttnelr nt In lnrA T. A. Cregan is recovering from ithe wounds he received in the. run away he had a week or two ago. at 3 o'clock in the club rooms. This ia a change from the regular Sat urday meeting, time. Mrs. R. E. Wattenburg will have a paper on "The Resources of China." Mrs. K. G. Cummlngs will talk on "Japan's Resources.-" The library board will hold its regular meeting at-. 2 o'clock on the same day.( Women ot Alberta have had tho right of municipal suffrigo -ilnte 1912. Charley Hunt says he doesn't be lieve he is much of a trapper as his traps arc sprung often but there to no game in them. Thirty years of continuous service as superintendent Qf the Montreal General Hospital is the record of Miss Norah Livingstone, who baa re signed her position because ot fall ing health. "top-Notchers" H. tending to manufacture a cheean that I would make him a millionaire when he got It on the market. Uut Uncle Hen ry wouldn't sell. He aald It vtaa his duty to Invent a fertilizer that would double crops and he was going te stick to It till he did, it he never had a cent. He had plenty of scent, however. When the family finally received word that a person might live In the house If he didn't breathe too deep nor too often they came back. Uncle Henry had become discouraged and burled his sample of the new fertilizer In the front yard. That night he fed the hens In about the same place, and when he threw out their corn they wouldn't go within ten feet of the place where the fertilizer was buried. That night It came on to snow, and It snowed hard for ten hours. After It stopped Uncle Henry's two youngest children, John and Hilda, put on their outdoor clothes and built a snow man right over the spot where tli fertilizer ( was burled. Then they built a big snow house and played In It till night. The next morning when Uncle Ileur went out to do the chores he wuh amazed to see, about six feet up In the air, the snow man and the snow house, apparently supported by thick green sticks with leaves upon them. He got over his surprise and Investigated, lie found that the green sticks were lust cornstalks which had taken root and. nourished by his fertilizer, had sprtinu. up in two days to their present heighr of 15V& feet, and produced somo of the finest fodder corn we ever saw. Un fortunately. Uncle Henry could never remember what he had put Into that j fertilizer, und, of course, his xumplc was gone, so he never got any pecuni ary benefit from It. V J&L ( BIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIWI-I Jf (Wfii jMmm We don't buy for cash. Our credit is good. Quality merchan dise speaks. Therefore, let it speak to you. Mr. Shears & Comeback buy and sell for cash, and some others Bathrobes. Blankets, Slippers and Gloves Do you know how many days you have left to do your Xmas shopping in? ' 19 DAYS K. Sugar man 4,WE LEAD, OTHERS FOLLOW" BUSINESS HOURS: 8:30 A. M. to 6:00 P. M.; Saturdays, 8:30 A. M. to 9:00 P. M. KO.V HORN TO WELL KNOWN LUMUKUMAN. Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Voyo welcomed- tho arrival of n nlncinduhalf pound son today. Mother and child aro doing nlcoly, according I) re port. Capt. J. P. Lee, count" anon sor, Is very much interested In the (;ent, being the grandfather ot the new arrival, but Is trying to keep his pride within reasonable bounds TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY Dumorcst, Dentist, over man's Store, Cth and Main. Sugar-2-tf FOR ItKNT Oarage apaee for 1 car -3rd and Washington. Phoa 4i7M. 3.jt WANTHn Homes to winter. $5.5 per month Jay Manalajr, Klin nth Falls, H. F. D. No, 1. S-6t :STRAY w The Beacon Fall "NIOBE" lAPrirnTorpAxt t , .... . noniiNUJiuiv naa us ail sKinnea for pure, unadulterated patriotism. Edison is the star in the electrical world. Luther Burbank is the biggest "potato bug" ever. Sarah Bern hardt can make a mummy cry. All "top notchers." But the 'Top-Notch" in rubber making was not readied until Beacon Falls gave their "Top-Notch" quality to the werld: Can you imagine anything better than the best? In rubbers, the Beacon Falls "Top-Notch" quality is IT. We have all sizes and the newest styles of Beacon Falls Rubber foot wear. Wonderful wear strikingly at tractive as to fit and looks. We are saving a pair for you. jt for th, Cr,'n Befaus Knew How He Felt Theodore was delighted ultli his new suit, bought with a view to fu ture ime and with due regard to Theo dore's rapid growing propensities. But when he wore It to jrhool his Joy was quickly turned to grief as the. unfeel ing hoys frankly aeeuxed him of wear Ing his father's clothes. The teacher used her utmost tact to smooth out matters, but the teur-stalned little face did not clear all day. The next day another hoy appeared In a new coat evidently mude from his mother's. The aNtrukhan collar wns sufficient to stir up the "savnge" state of the boys. The new garment was promptly duhhed "hi sister' rout." Again did tears flow copiously and the teacher was at her wits' end to give comfort. Little Theodore slipped his arm around the weeping boy and said: "Don't cry, Jimmy; that's Just the way I felt yes terday." ' I The boy ha been named Joseph IJuines Voye, tho first name for the j grandfather. Captain Io holds that tho youngster Is In direct line for the presidential succession, pro viding that tho L)emocntlo party holds out long enough. Women over 24 years of u'o have been given the parliamentary fran chise by tho new Oovornment in Hungary. KOUSAliK 1918 Dodge car in A-ll condition, uuto robo, L. C. Smith shot gun, high boots and coat, camp ing equipment, now floss mattress, ora ana springs, pniowa. now oonu- Cnm lo ,aco ab t , WMk, tlful electric percolator urn style, ,,lo,u ',,' M, ui i,it. UMmn mnryin lnnH ltuliAtl I . . .. num. numu nun, uiduw, .. on f,,Fn ; l,ranH not Celljl8 aluminum books, tools, otc 1125 Main 8t. Call of tor 10 u. ni. j Qwnor can have same by paying feed ... ... i,it,n,v.,N flni rnp ,,., .. j..,. bill and for this nd. Jay Manning, R. F. D. No. 1, Klamath Fall. 3-Jf 3tf FOR SAI.i: OR RKNT- Five room houso. Inquire John Vale nt Sugarmnn's. 3-2t ' WAKTKJJ--Woman to tnko homo washing far family of two. In quire or write Hox A, Herald Office, 3-tf LOST Ivory bracelet umbrolln hatwllo. Iintwenn 101 It find 11 Hi I on Main. Itetiirn to Judgu Loavltt's I Office. U-21 lOTILAY Strayed Ho my ranch about 10 dnys ago, onn yearling Ilerford steer crop off each ear no otner ormn noticeable owner can bavo same by paying for this ad and feed bill, pnlng for this ad nnd feed bill. Jw Manning, II. F. I. no. i. ''; i-nns. VMWWMWMWMMWAMMMWWWV. HOUSTON'S Metropolitan Amusements "' Ladybirds Did It. Co-operating with the city of New Orleans and the state of Louisiana, the bureau of entomology. United States depurtment of agriculture, completed during the year the control of the fluted scalo In New Orleans and neigh boring places. This was accomplished by the propagation nnd liberation of ! thousands of tho natural enemy of this scale Insect, the Australian ladybird. More than 300 colonies of the ladybirds were liberated over nn area of -40 squure mllex. The distribution also was extended to the known outlying Infestations of the fluted scnlc In Louisiana, Mississippi and Texas. HOUSTON'S OPERA HOUSE DANCING I.VKKV WKDNIOUMY AND SATURDAY FOR ItKNT Farm of two hun,!r,i ncros. mostly all under irH,.M.. Carlson, Ilox 18fi, Klnmath 3-3t I C Falls. W,mT''iI)" YounB mnn t0 'earn to w' - Smith Printing Co. 3-3t to contract ditch- WANTHD Mnn iJ ?7nB0h0,r., 0b' Qulck raonoi'. Ap PlyllOS Walnut. 3.iti "THE MARS" ir a rri.1,.,1., l (! Miln St tt Just' ro'colvod troOx shlnmont of Xmns candy. All kinds ot soft urinw. clgara nnd tobacco, gr.ipa I" Toko. Ico cream in iiiuk iu. -- ....! i l.n fnra nt IM. ' avi vuu -at nu .. -- STAR THEATER TODAY DOIIOTIIY DAI.TON In 'KXTKAVAGANCK" Also "WHIiCOMK MTTLK STltAXUKir A Muck Comedy In Two 1'nrtH The Turning Point. "I understand you have a son with Pershing." "Yes," answered Mr. Cobbles. "And when Henry left home I could see by the look In his eyes that ho meant busi ness." "He guve a good account of himself, no doubt?" "Well, It may sound like hoastln' for me to say It, but ten days after my boy landed lir France the war wns over." Dlrmliighum Age-Herald. TEMPLE THEATER TODAY TODAY VIVIAN MAIITIN In "YOU NKVI2R SAW SUCH A GIUI." Also Two Heels of Good Comedy ,'03J'T!,.no10 of company "C", 102 nd Hold 8lgnal Ilattallon. Valuod as koepsuko. Findor pleuso return to L. Kyan, Callfornla-Orogon Pow- or Co. 3-2t ,' air,hny, also straw. Jny Man nlf Klamath Falls, R. F, D, No 1, coiiuixmoff Tho fool salo of tho Bplieopjl Guild Saturday, will bo held at M Wnnnrn Transfer office, not at IM O. K. offlco, according to a later nouncoment. Women employed in the cottoi nnd silk InduHtrlos In China are re quired to work 1C hours or more day. MERRILL OPERA HOUSE MOTION PICTURES TUESDAYS AND SATURDAYS Merrill, Oregoa CLEARANCE which started Wednesday will continue for ton more dajs nnd w will offer to tho ladies of Klnmath Fulls tho most w'n"K,Hrnmed ductlon In Stylish FALL AND WINTER HATS. Sovoral unt no shapes that havo boon solllnB regularly for $fi.00 nd.V, tifi.OO ho closed out nt J3.00 Modola In IJoavor soiling regularly ai will ho sold for J8.00. All trimmed huts nt groat reduction during tho snlo. Parisian Millinery 519 MAIN STREET