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ta .fca.tury, who dies in issv. in nj mo
isne was a aevwui tnrauai
.later years iihe abandoned the faith
nUMY, DflCKMBMR 1, 101S
. r. .ii.iinenlahod corannnV of ojrlhly Hffectlon only, hut with how
mourtcraW assembled to do honor l hopes also, let Us MN l Ita. i duty
,i . ., , , now laid upon us. As Hio nouiest
llvei nro tho triiest. so are the loftlo.t
faiths. It .would ho, strange if she
should havo created Immortal things
nnd yot ho no more than mortal her
self. It would he strange If names
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of her youth and became an avowed
agnostic. The founder and apostles
of agnosticism Huxley, TyndMI.
j Spencer and Darwin were present
' on that niemorablo occasion. It mat-;
Mora tint how Anticline ncnostlcs and
lesser 'Infidels would conduct tho
j funeral of a great Infidel, these great
scientists and philosophers surely
would giro to the expectant world a
DESPITE funeral oration consistent with their
nvnwetl beliefs would they not If
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ADVAXCro COST OF ALIi POOD- they believed what they taught, they
, KTrFFS. isnoum icsibi uiiun n v iv v.j..i
rrnve. ll wouiu seeui u.
sud Influences ahould be Immortal
And not the souls that gave them Im
mortality. "No, tho loye nnd grief at parting
are but prophcles. And clinging aj
rromorlc nro nn nbldlnp pledge of a aj
hctter life to como. Po wo tnko
homo tho words of Christ: 'Uet not g
your heart bo ttcublsd; yo betlovo in
Hod, hvl'rvc also In mo. In my g
Fat,cr,, hynxo nro mny mansions. g
If It were not so, I wculd have told M
you. 1 go to tircparo -i place for
you. that wtere I nm tl'ero ye may
he nUo.1
"Great nnd beloved frlchd, we hid
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. !NW TORKJ Dec. 1. The
high
coat of living hasn't Icept , Young
America from Its Love, It'.would au
Vear. laughs at' the high price of
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- ...i k,i -.- .I,- ... ,w J would demolish the list foundation
. ' v-.. , . christian's hono with their!
rhenrer-U.sn-one theory since eggs' Hnp , ,, morf --iVollent
lO SKJ
.and, other- foodstuffs began
rocket tbanevef' before.
It's tiur, on Manhattan island, it3
true In Mlnnesotk, in Boston, Chi
cago and San Francisco. They just
will marry, regardless.
Take Bosten: One thousand and
'seven trustful nairs slimed contracts
,;1b October to fighVtbe cost of Ilviusf
hro. fnrnwollt hut onlv for n littlo
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The world had a right to expect atWhijPl till Death slmll come again
that epen grave of the dead agnostic nnJ untto torcvor t,0f0 ),e i,03 .0p.
tlsnt the ieirnsu men woo nan sikikvii nr-te(l for a time!"
of the cberisSeu nopos or miuionsi j;cw Wfi3 tnR or,tlnn over the
with heartless unconcern, ana wno (,tn(l JuB(jcJ 0 heartje., rnockcrj- to
had assailed tne raiin wnicn mai.es, wt)(r, thotc oitln"nt 9'entl?ts pave
the evil, man pure and gooa, wouiu jYa'r ennrnvni? Or ws It a public
not then shrink from proclaiming-prv-owWraent b" frm of tho fu- Ml
their dogmas of unballef. Wo would jtii. of nndelltv jij-1 ef tho vnluo M
"n-l "owcr of rrltlan iJortrlnes they M
had o long tr'ed f drstroyT The Ml
f-ct f. these wlso rrc did not mock
tl-e 'cnd. but they bowed to the HI
trutN nccontcd h an intelligent C3
world. They waved nside their
('eu'-t for thp comforting tenets of H
Crr't'an belief. But they were not M
con''ent. Thcv tmve rgnostlcWm 3B
tle t'e. For tnfidelltr stands' speech-
o t the grnve.
Figarea gathered from, all cor-
of- the country ;by the United expect, as they stood about the grave
philosophy. We wculd expect the
agnostic orator to say something-like
this:
We stand In the presenro of a sol
emn mystery, but universal fact.
Death has Tiushed Into pasting sil
ence a voice wo loved to hear. A
trreal and shining light has been sud-
.? ": '" " -'--- -.- "idenlv cvtinKUislied. and we ire left
together. Irj the October or a year n (q nema fof one vho h
mfv. ihiv i'i nuu iuo tuuiug-. iuusi
far.thltf month -te. number has been
''ftG, while In the whole month last
year only 686 would take the chanc-.
Or Chicage: All records are be
ing broken in Chicago. In October,
'1915., the number was 2,883; Octo-
wtfj aar,, ivio, u was 3,zua. in isoTem-
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p.is?ed from sight forever.
.: fV,05 hae been issued this Nbvem
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1915 191C
271 334 306 26
XaaaatUB' 3.661 3,365 3,020 3.191
Daltaa ..- 271. 309 242 21
WaahlBBt'a 429 424 473 369
Saa rraa.. ' 99 512 655 470
Bt Paul
(8aa Fraaelseo explains there has
ao decrease so far aa the union
( aatlve sons and daughters la eon-j
ceraea, bb that last, 'year's high
tetal was due to the propensity of ex
voakloa visitors to get married.)
We boldly renounce the tsnets of
the vecerable religion which teaencs
rcsMTcctlon and Immortality, hence
ne do hot kindle the fire of hope
upon this grave. We dismiss God.
and hope, and faith, and heaven
from our thoughts, while we weave
around us the creoe of bitter be
reavement and everlasting death.
Our illustrious friend now lives only
In mortal recollection.
We shall not give way to com-
1915 1916fc11ess grief, for Hw moves on with
ruthless sweep and regards neither
I.ive nor hate, neither good nor 111.
We sh-ll stand like men. We shall
bear this crushing Mow with resigna
tion to the unknown. We shall bow
to the mighty powers which baffle as
on every side. We shall not pray.
Do Yon Know
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"Pray net: the darkness will not
brighten;
Ask naught from silence, for it can
sot speak;
Vex aot your mournful minds with
pious pains;
Ah, brother, sister, seek naught
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aa once a singer of the Metropoli
tan Opera Company,' while crossing
Why pray, when we know of none
Ho hear our prayer? The Supreme
Intelligence may exist, but to us he
is an Inscrutable serret, and uacon
iditloned, unknown, cr.'? la'nllo
I mystery. We iay notblns of tho
future of the departol. We,hsve no
faith; we see no gleam of. bone; ,No
life beyond ls'knowii to m. t"r love
and influence will, 0? felt for gencr
cations like-the .c im, sweet, breath of
tne; summer morning out, sne ims
cea'ed tobe.--Si3 reached the clh
mnv or ner aeveioprnonr cr possi
bilUles are ended, N'ow from the
siinimlt of her pon'e achievement
, she has gone down to. death the ter
minus of. her existence. Nature
-' totvse her' creatures oat-ef aothlng
t nei; into nothingness, 'and says not
"whence they come aor whither they
go. We are the victims of remorse
less law. We are appalled at life's
' mysteries and the solitude of death.
Infinity around us ills us with woa
Jder unanswered and grief unsoothed.
"jMfe is a narrow rale between the
2 barren peak's of two eternities. We
cry aloud but are answered only lv
empty 'echoed. e strive in vain to
tor-k beyond the 1 rights.
OurT)eloved friend has melted
away into' the infinite axure of the
past. We leave thee, great and good
friend; to He in cold destructlon.and
with pained but fearless hearts bid
thee our. last farewell! '
But was such an oration as thai
delivered over the famous infidel?
the 'ocean to the Vnited States, metjNo, indeed!, -.That distinguished
Oetfrgs A'. Scbroeder whom 1 she des-company of infldelsdid not select one
scribed as 'a "pleasant and prosperous of Its own number to pronounce tho
gentleman." A short tlmelater they
:,' were marrliedl; :But'tbe singer went
satb'aNework;, police court the
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ekilmed blra.v Mme.Traubman's law.
1- . f'yeSKSIl'B uwiCTtHt iBHHwiov) nw
Bwrried two others.
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funeral oration. They held them
selves up; however, to the. contempt
and ridicule o( the Intelligent world
by selecting an orthodox clergyman-
thc,Itev, J)r, Hhi; ei of the IJreteeta'j:
Kplscopnl church who delivered tlm
address. If was as follows!' "
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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1916.
FreeTaxiService all parts of City: Phone298W
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Don't forget to go to the polls on, Tuesday. Decern,
ber 5th, and vote for competition in electric service.
Bring new power into Klamath Falls, and support
the developers of your water power. Let the best
managed company win.
Don't grant immunity from comnetition to a cor
poration unless that corporation gives service based on
actual investments and operating expenses.
Don't hold back the development of Klamath Falls
by refusing to help support or patronize the m&i wno '
have developed the water power in your neighborhood.
The water powers below Keno belong primarily to "
the community of Klamath county, and cannot be sent
out of this community except at an enormous loss, j
which would prohibit its development in competition
with other outside water powers.
We want a vote from every qualified voter in
Klamath Falls .on this issue, and in order to secure this
will place at the disposal of the voters on this day sev
eral taxicabs, whose business will be to carry anyone
to or from the polls.
Telephone Van's place, phone 298-W, and tell
them to come and get you.
Keno Power Co.
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"John Dee" is a little shaver picked
up on the streets of New York City
by the police. He babbles the names
of western and middle western towns
and states, so the police believe be
lived la that part of the country.
If you recognise "John Dee," bow In
tirwm At l.."OI,lM..n. 'Ikl.'t. I-
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New York City, the managers there
would like to hear from you.
FERTILIZER HOT
GREATEST NEED
many inquiries come to the college
about the use of commercial fertili
sers la general farming practices
throughout the state, hut except In a
hfew Instances 'on special crops, thoy
are not so necessary as other things.
i For the soils of Eastern Oregon on
'the whole, two practices stand out
above the others the comcrvatlon
of moisture, and the addition of hu
mus. Moisture Is essential to all
plant growth and In regions of llmlt
,ed rainfall, such as in Eastern Ore
gon, the conservation of all moisture
4 Is necessary to obtain maximum
i yields. The addition of -humus helps
Jtho soil In two ways, first, by im
proving the structure nnd making
it more mellow, thu8 Increasing tho
water holding capacity of the soil,
and, second, by providing nitrogen,
the only element that is locking In
Eastern Oregon soils.
If any fertilising Is to be done,
use should be- made of a green ma-
1 1 nure drop, a complete fertiliser In it-
seir, wnicn not oniy provides me
plant foods but also adds humus to
the soil. With the present high
prices' on .fertiliser, due to the war,
and other things, any application that
would pay now, if at all, would be
on the Intensified farm wtlh Its spe
cial crops, 1
SOIL gPECIAUOTS AT AGRIC17f
TUBAL VOLhKOR DECLARE
BETTER FARM1NO .I'BACTICEM
ABE MORE E8HENTIAL.
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COnVALLIB, Ore.. Dec, 1,
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use of commercial fertilisers on the
sous oi-casujrn uregon is not sv es
sential as better farming practices,
according" .slspeelallstii 'at, the
OregoH.AgrlcuItaraVCalleiie., A" great
If jroH are. looking for home !
the city or country! Clilkote can save
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Auto Curtain
Repairing
Bradley Stpply Co.
COMB SA6E TEA
INTO GRAY HAIR
ARKINl It AUTIULFLY.ANO MB-
TORES ITS NATURAL COLOR
' AND LUtTRI AT ONCI
'oramoa aardea saga brewed lata a
'evr tea, with sulphur aad alcohol
Wud. will tura gray, streaked and
dl hnlr beautifully dark aad luiurl
at. Mixing the saae tsf aad sulphur
n;lpe at home, though, la troublesome.
4a easier war to to art tkt raadrts
oe preparstioa Improved by the addl
ttaa of otkor tairodioBta, aoatlagahotst
otrta a tott!4 M i atotm !?
"Wrath's gamj ami Matl
eowM," uhh ftWMtsu aistsf ssftaa.
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te all deslro to nUlafoar yaotafirt af
iHMraaeo aad attracUveaeee. Bfdartt
aiag yow bair wltk Wratkla laio aad
suiaaar Ceamsod. ao oa 00a
neeaaso It does R ad aatarally, ao
(y. You just aaaaaoa'a apoaiaa or aoft
.rush with R aad draw this tkraajh
yoar aair, takiag oae maall atraad at a
ime; by awrafag all gray bain bava
llsappeared. After aaotbor aft Uoa
loa of two year hair bsismes boaa-
Straw for Sale
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erel by tliejoad at as.ao per, toaj
wilt start hauling 'next week.
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