S thuhpav mm n, wi THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON MMTMMft SH'MA YISROEL" 'i If you don't know what this means, ask Sugarman I couldn't enumerate all the bargains you will find in my store during this" July Clearance Sale, if I bought four pages of advertising instead of a half page to tell you about it. However, my reputation and the reputation of my merchandise is such that I do not need to waste space describing the articles on sale. When a man can buy Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes and Florsheim shoes you don't have to scream at him to get him to avail himself of the chance to save money. Hart Schaffner & Marx Suits $20.00 Hurt Schaffner & Marx Suita, at . . .$15.35 $22.50 Hart Schaffner & Marx Suits, at $17.45 $25.00 Hart Schaffner & Marx Suits, at $19.85 $27.50 Hart Schaffner & Marx Suits, at..t $22.45 Clothetcraf t and Other Grade Suits $10.00 Clothescraftnd other grade Suits, at $7.25 $12.50 Clothcscraft nnd other grade Suits, at . -$8.75 $13.50 Clothcscraft and other grade Suits, at. .$9.85 $15.00 Clothecrait and other grade Suits, at $11 55 Straw and Panama Hats Any Straw Hat, up to $2.50, at Any Straw Hat, up to $4.00, at Panama Hats, up to $3.50, at. Panama HntH, up to $4.00, at. 95c $1.35 .$2.55 $2.75 Men's Sox Fifty dozen Men's Sox, black only, regular 15c, at 7c Men's Pioneer Mesh union suits, regular $1.00, per suit, for - - - - - 65c Extra Special Men's khaki pants, at $1.05 Only two pair to a customer Men's shirts and drawers, special for Shabos, July 29th, only - - - 20c Thirty dozen bath towels to be sold Saturday only for a pair 10c Not more than two pair to a customer Men's White Linen Handkerchiefs Men's white linen Handkerchiefs, regular 10c( at 5c Men's Leather Faced Gloves Leather Faced Gloves, regular 25c, at 15c ; Men's Sport Shirts Sport Shirts, short sleeves, only twenty dozen on hand, regular 75c, at , 55c Men's Renown Shirts Twenty-five dozen of the Renown Shirts, latest patterns, sale price 55c Men's Work' and Dress Shoes Men's Dress Shoes, black, button and lace, regular $3.00 values, at $2.35 $3.50 Men's work and dress Shoes, at $2.85 $4.00 Men's work and dress Shoes, at $3.25 "$4.50 Men's work and dress Shoes, at $3-55 "I Aint Mad at Nobody" K. SUGARMAN Klamath Falls, Oregon QIT YOUR WIARINQ APPARSL inoNio U will pay you to stop helping wlu aso worrying about the family wub rax, Stnd It to mi. We will return tba flat plsese Ironed ad folded, ike WMurlug apparel rough Med, pleccti starched thnt need It, tor li (I) cent pot pound, by lbs plsoe, or forty (40) cent par doasn; or ws will Iron tho wearing apparel at a vary naionable extra charge. Klamath Fall Stsam Laundry i'bOM 31. lift Captain Rutenic Relates the U W Wasn't Such Experiences of Relic Hunters Bad Scout After AD Accuratt information about city prop rty "d farm landa. Sao ChllcoU. 1 On the Head of a Pin YOU can put enough oil to lubricate a watch for u mm, But if you don't have that much put on your watsb very twelve to 15 months, fler tho watch hax been thoroughly cleaned, you gel Into an expensive lot of trouble. tot Upp examlno your watch now. He's an expert watch Mer, dooa the beat poaalble work and guarantees It for a year. Cbargea are aa low aa Kood work can bo done for. Prank M. Upp Jeweler 433 Main Street weh Rtpalrlng a Specialty uthern Paelfle Watch Inapector r v CHICKENS ' flra ana1 Young Hana PWCI8 RIQHT B. P. LEWIS nl Union Tat Iter, 'xthana-oak. -h. . 1liu followluR interesting account of the oxiiorlonccn or tho relic hunting ex pedition, which returned Sunday oven Iiik from Tulo take nnd tho Lava Beds, whh iircpnrcd by Captain J. C. Ilutenlc, head of tho party, at the request of tho Etcnlng Herald. Tho render should rend tho story on this expedition in Monday's Herald to moat fully under Htnnd nil about the things or which Captain Ilutenlc writes. During tho clcht dnya' stay on the Peninsula tho wenthor wit a exception ally fine, the Inko fulrly calm, nnd at no time too rourrh for tho rowboat used by the party. Several largo mortars I had to bo left on the beach, being too hen) to bring In, but MrsCoppock hart 'iiiK0Ked to bring them In by launch und wagon, along with tho relics left ' In bin place, making n load altogothor j of probably half a ton. I Tlio Penlnaula, tho home of tho Cop jpockh, Ih remurkablo In many ways. ,'Thc) have a Hplondld orchard, do much gardening In the rnlHlng of corn, pot toes und tomntooH, pumping water for Irrigation, and enjoy n freedom from froht qulta remnrkablo In this section. On tho penlnaula are situated tho moat irotubln cliff writings, covering In lonrtU several hundred yords. Part of them aro bosldo tho road lending to tho rnnch, nlong tho eastern shore of tho peninsula. Tho place is roadlly nc cesslblo to automobile parties, since the roads nre excellent, and tho Cop pock hospitality and welcome to sight noors notable. There la also a large gasalln launch, capable of making twelve tnllos an hour, which can take twenty passongors to tho Stronghold In three-quarters of an hour. Chnrlos Cop. pock, tho cheery youth of the ranch, has quite a collection of relics picked up by Rim, and if anyone takes a lining to anything of the kind ho has gath ered, It can be bought very reasonably, us nlao can be done from the relies picked up by the 0. W. Meyer family, whose horn la on the aoutheattern baao of Dloody Point, on tba road along the eastern shore of Tula Lake. , Coming bow to the experiences of the party, It might be well to explain tho porsennol: There was Mr. Rute nic, readily concedod the title of Chief Pirn to; aeorgo Snyder, tho Curly-head ed Doctor, who did the cooking, be cause he cooked so wolltlint no one vould Interfere Ho cooked coffee that wax never mistaken for tea, though he himself liked milk. Then there was rnrllslo Yadcn, who wob dubbed Petor Piper, because be picked a peck of peculiar pontics. Then last, but most Important to maintain hilarity. wa3 Floyd Itrandenburg, alias Hawkeyo tho Outlaw, ho yclepcd becauso he ho reck lessly dlnrhnrKed his slx-plstol that a poor bird In Innocent night at a dls tance of n hundred yards was nearly hurt. Ho also dolled tho law by put ting Pedro tobacco In a Tuxedo can, though it Is plainly prohibited to again use tho same container for tobacco. Thn entire party rejoiced when it passed tho stato line Into Oregon, thus eluding tho officers of the law, and snfoly bringing the Outlaw back to his peaceful home. Tho party for a permanent organisa tion assumed the title of "Beachcomb crx," from their habit of combing the bench for relics. Tho ancient lore at tained by tho Beachcombers, however, vns of little avail In rending the stono ape hlerogyyphlcs on the Peninsula cliffs. Hawkoye the Outlaw alone was able to decipher a short passage, though almost obliterated by the ntorms of ages. There was h circle with n short lino "starting from it at tho top nnd curving to the right, fol lowed by throo or four perpendicular lines crossed by waving horlsontol lines. Tho first figure, he maintained, plainly deplctod nn apple, whllo the latter reproscntod a barbed wire gate, tho wholo reading "applegato," and chronicling tho advent of our re doubtable ploneors. Hawkeyo and Curly-headed Doctor were seen one nrorhing prancing about on top of a olltff the Doctor having Im paled a rattler with the tines of a rake, the Outlaw chopped off Its head with a spade, maintaining that they .were "eul- th-ating" snakes. In dry territory this explanation may pass muster, and it Is hoped that tbo term will not be mis understood in more enlightened com munities, since a more sober aggrega tionfor the last few days of their sta was never seen anywhere. Curly-head, with his culinary In stincts, found tho first stone pot, and hoklh tho record for platters. One of the mortars found by him Is a master piece, (lawless, nearly two feet high, slender and well shaped. Hawkeyo found tho plummets, and was ul.irly strong on arrowheads, spear points and knives, while Peter Piper achlovod fame with his pestle finds. His ability to pick a stone wholly covered with soil, with the exception of a few Miunre Inches exposed, and to tell un erringly that It was a mortar of cer tain dimensions and shape, bordered on tho uncanny. The Chief Pirate was mainly useful in carrying stones and scaring away the rattlers, of which few were encountered. The Beachcombers expect to have banquets whenever Hawkeye the Out law comes to town, on which occasion Curly bead will regale the clan with bacon, curdled oysters, coffee and air tight fruit, at the official quarters of tiro Chief Pirate, and then the mem bers expect again to hear the Outlaw's daily wail: "I waut to tad a bean cracker," meaning a war hammer. By J. W. PEQLER (United Press Staff Correspondent) LONDON. July 3. (By mail) An earl isn't a bad sort of scout, after all. Joseph Eichwald, a San Francisco tobacco salesman, called the Earl of Limerick "Earl," invited him to "have a little something," and got away with it, while astonished Britishers gasped in amazement. Further than that, the dice box being handy, he taught the earl to shoot craps and learned from him an equally fascinating British pas time with the dice. It happened aboard the American liner St. Louis, from New York to Liv erpool. Eichwald, long on convivial- UONANZA BRIEFS James Nichols was killed near Bly Tuesday. The funeral was beld la this place this afternoon. Allle Vinson of Langell Valley sold fifty-four head of horses this weak, and is delivering them to Klamath rolls. The fourth quarterly ooafvrence of the M, & church was heM on Monday at Bouatita, when the put yen's work was reviewed. t downing an impulse to slap him on the back and call his "Limmy." No, In deed; an earl isn't a bad sort at alL The Earl of Limerick is a little round man with a partly exposed pate, a sorrel, close-cropped beard and mus tache, and an inborn aversion to the poetical metre bearing the name of his line. Limericks, he said, were not in vented by him, though wherever he visits he is called upon to tax his in genuity to devise jingles about people whose names are simply not rhyme able. "I have just been touring part of tho States,' he said. "I went to Newport nnd got as far west as Philadelphia. Next time I come over I am going to visit a gentleman in Dallas, a banker. partlc-'lty. but short on formal English elt-j quette, spied his grace seated at a green-covered table in the smoking who tells me Texas Is a beautiful state. room. Two friends were with him. ' I am also going to visit the Grand Can- "I'd like to ask the earl to have a Won nnd that valley I've heard so much drink," he confided to his traveling companions. about, the Yosemite." "Well, why don't yoii?" asked one of them. Eichwald did, "Hey, Earl," he called across the room, "have a drink?" The earl would, when he recovered from the momentary shock, and moved over to the American's table to have It. Elchwald's companions, an Austra lian and an American from St. Louis, began nudging the dice for sevens, 'levens and "points" for tuppence. Eichwald, the earl's co-star in tho little smoking room skit, selced the bones and faded the pair tuppence apiece. Then he talked to the dice: "Oh-b-h, baby dice, turn over fo' pop-aht" he pleaded. "Mm-mm, dlcel Oh-aeven." HIa grace leaned over the table, watching the bones intently, trying to "make" the game. It was beyond him, and Eichwald explained that "If you make seven or eleven on the first roll you win) two, three or twelve you lose the 'fade' but not the die," and on down through the Intrioaclea of the astro uea, Then the earl took the bones and the quartet ahot an imaginative game In this method, with 60,000 pound at stake on each turn, Eichwald soarcely PACIFIC COAST LKAQUI Standing of the Club Won Lost Pet Los Angeles 59 44 .578 Vernon .......68 48 San Francisco 68 68 Portland 46 48 Salt Lake 49 68 Oakland .48 78 .664 .587 .488 .486 .868 Results Yesterday At San Francisco R. H. Vernon - : 10 14 1 Oakland 4 8 "4 Frommo and Whaling; Craadall, Burns and Harwood. At Los Angeles R. H. M. Los Angeles ............,... 8 7 1 Salt Lake ....................... 4 8 6 Hogg, Zabel and Bossier; Flttery and' Vann. No gome at Portland on account of rain. See ChllcoU for homes in the city or country. , 1 The Chlleete agenoy la the home ,ef the JBtna companls. It Netjce te Taxpayers The 1916 tax rolls are now opea far inspection. AU property owners are requested to come and look over their assessments. Dated July 27. 1916. z7-80t J. P. LEE, Assessor, New Gry bsadrr ALL HAND WORK We guarantee euperler work Shirts. Collars and all 811k Oooda and Fancy Dresses, or anything else. Phone 164 127 Fsvrth St. KLAMATH FALt. ORE. Send us your work by parcel post or express. i - JBSSP b8bEMBsbbsmssbbbbt Specials Coffee, "Seal rand," Tho finest grown, pound ....46s Tea, "Orange Pekoe," Fine for iced tea 1-recanlater.-...7e Sardines, "Nermann," l purs Olive Oil, san - lie Qebhards Spaghetti and Still with Cheese, large san 86 Okra, "Taoaaes raaaV" 8i sMA ! . 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