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BILVlM LAKH. April 4.Ono of
the Urge crows of tlio O." C. & 13. rail
raid engineer l In tlio Silver Lnko
Vlloy. making aurvoy directly,
'.(.muiIi tlio town of Silver Lnko.
The engineers nro now making tlio
iiirvey 'rem Silver Lake toutuwett to
tbi rallroail connection with Klam
ath Fall", Tl" "no wHI run inrouR
the mfdst of it heavy timber bolt be
tween Hi!" llc0 aml Klamath Falls.
From Silver Lnko north toward Ucnd
.... ..,i ..in iifiim ihroueli tlio com.
toe i - I
unities which will soon be Irrlgalod
under the systotn of unit known nil
the Silver Lake Irrigation. project, nil
of which mean it great tonnago ror
the new rnllroad system.
DOINGS AT DAinY
niinv A...II K TIia M HffnVA
UIA'l "! " "" --,,
nan's Inhumanity to man cause
countless millions to mourn, Is port I-'
ntnt to the fiasco pulled by a band of
Vodocs to the humiliation of tlio trlbo
of Klamaths and a sprinkling of pale
fates.
Cblef Iiluo High Collar, Chief Llttlo
Blue and their bravei connived with
the gentle chef of tho Chambers Lum
ber company to spray magenta and
add other urinccessndy adujneta to all
fools day, and Incldontilly gather In
the unsophisticated. Uy a heroic brain
itrugglo tho plcco-do-rcslstancc was
concolred In it sawdust pudding,
Chief High Collar, who (via dig
oltjr) Is usually lato tojnoals, waa on
' deck with a promptness that would
mike the obsonrntory at Washington
appear carcloss, and ho missed only
by a miracle tho unjolntlng of hl
eagle cyo as he scanned tho rows of
Individual pudding dishes wlilch lined
either sldo of tho spnclous table. Tho
Chiefs Inward hilarity waa obvious,
but passed along as being caused by a
suit of wool underwear' recently ac
quired. The writer being In
fcoblo
.health, was first to bat, but having
Ihred In Michigan, waa educated up
to high standard foods.
OWARO KLAMATH
When Chief IHg Tom or the Klam- Algoma Lumber Co.. lumber.
atb. fell to In his stole manner Oro,.,wiu0; ,pu.h. . '.'."j'.f. .CV
ton sawdust was no woll relished tho fjco. T. linld'wln, supplies . . .
Modocs at onco took to the tall uncut M. R. Taylor, postnge nnd ox-
to powwow, beat their tom-toms nndi . J!!!0"I!G0 , '-'
... t ... . .. . .. .... . Cnl forn a-Orccon Power Co..
0uis ,n tncir utter oisguost at inoir
failure to place dcalrad result! on the
proper slilo of the- ledger.
A sinccro feeling has alnco permc-
.cd the anatomies of the victims, to
the extent that the hereafter awaits
with open arms to engulf tho dlabol-
leal plotters, If liy'chanco It should
come to pass that thla mundane
apnero does not record the wblffletrce
paralleling tho ovener to tho nicety
of a gnats eyebrow.
wSeh iSTnocent. of Saltpeter
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STRAW'S DAIRY NOTES
To Our Customers and the Public:
In case there luu been any iiiluiidcmtaudlng ns to tlio prices
wo have been chargtag, we print tlicni below for your informatien:
MILK
ONE PINT, PER MONTn .28
ONE QUART, i'Rll .MONTH ; 2-M
THREE PINU, PEK MOVTH iW
TWO QUARTO, PER MONTH ., . . W.M
HALF GALLON, PER MONTH W.IO
ONE OALLON, PR t MONTH ... T.Ot
CREAM
HALF PINT COFFEE CREAM 10
ONE PINT COFFEE CREAM 20
HALF PINT WHIPPING CREAM IB
ONE PINT WHIPPING CREAM
OUR MOTTO SaBitarjr aad pure milk nnd cream always.
OUR SERVICE Prompt and efficient.
OUR PRICES The loweat possible, consistent with good buslnesa
principle.
SANITATION OF DAIRY Highly recommended by local and state
health departiueata.
We Invite Inspection at Any Time
UPPER LAKE TRAFFIC
We ara agent for Calklaa & Hamilton's mall, passenger awl
'lght boats oit tha. Uppsr Klamath Lake. Ilusf leuve this oBlce
very iiiornlsiR except Sunday, a 7 80,
Western Transfer Co.
'HONE 1ST MAIN STREET, NEAR FIFTH
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I New Cubs and New Manager at Tampa
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Tinker Inatrurtlng Wlllluin
Joe Tinker, now manager of tho Chicago Cubs, with tho able assistance of "Miner'' Drown, the grand
old pltchor of baseball, Is busy working out his now line-up at Tampa, Fla. Tinker insists he will win the
National League pennant, despite the fact that hln club will bo largely made up of former Federal Leagucm.
County Court Proceedings
March, 1010, Term
l'mleruood'tt Pharmacy, sup
plies Hurry Itlclinrdnon, auppllos .
Link It Ivor Klectrlc Co., sup
plies J. V. Houston, hall rent ....
A. Flanagan Co., supplies . . .
Itobnrts & iinnkti, supplies . .
Ward & Obouchalti, grocer
I c.i
C. It. Uowmiin, expenses do
hating team to Jefferson , .
I'ailo & l'lnglc, services nnd
supplies
Wltlls-Johnslono Co., glnsses.
Klimath Hardwaro Co.,
brooms
nrnun-Kuccht-lloluian Co.,
suppllos
Klamntli Packing Co., meats.
Pnclflo Tel. & Tel. Co., ser-
G.30
1.0S
7.45
43.75
1G.33
21.C3
I
12.90
I
110.00
2.40,
1.00'
3.60'
vices
Star Drug Co,, supplies ....
7.io ;
1.60
Vlce. .... .7. .....' ....
n. K. DlVcksmlth'siiop.'coal.
f Iron nnd steel 37.28
4BU8l
4.35
2.60
4.78
, , 8(MC
noldcn Rule Store, supplies. 1.62
B. W. Gowen, Justlco fees . . 3.20
; " "uVl ' J"""" '""
S'justT "JT.
q. q. Hunter, Justlco court
fees
" - Hunter. Justlco
n.wimeV justice fc'eV '.'. '.
j. e. Voso, constablo fees . . .
W. R. Russell, Justlco court
i 'C0B
Wll. .ce court
lAlva Kondio. Justice court
3.0.1 '
22.10!
9.16;
1.70
7.20
16.00
5.50
5.50
THE EVENING HERALD,' KLAMATH
i&fifr- i : v'mwI
5.50 1
I
fees
Jnmus Untcman, JubUco court
fees
Tom Meek, justice court fees.
V. L. Head, Justice court
fcej
E. W. Gowen, Justice-" fees . . .
J. !-. McCnrtcr, constable fees
5.50
5.50 .
5.50 !
14.60
2.20
15.15
5.00
3.40
3.40
3.40
3.40
K. W. Oowcn, Jiistlco fees . . .
Andrew Uudcmcnkln, Justice
court loo
Ray Tntlow, Justice court
; fee
0. B, Drown, Justice court
fco
D. F. Owens, Justice court
feo'
Ceo. Dloliu, Justice court
fco
Hans Jorgonson, Justice conn
foo
James Mercantile Co., sup-
3.40
- or'! Piles for rabbit drive ....
'"(Ceo. U. Mitchell, service,-dU-
J,00 trict attorney
,r ; B. AV. Qowon, drawlug Jus
l"ii i tlco court Jury
R. A. Bmmltl, drawing Jus
tico court Jury
, Silas Obenclialn, drawing jus-
' tlco court Jury , 3.00
1 1
Leslie Olils, reporting In Jus
tlco court 10.00
Ic3llo Olds, reporting In Jus-
! tlco court
, Leslie Olds, reporting In Jus-
I tlce court
i G. W. Oincld, Justice fees . . .
10.00
4.50
4.50
3.10
20.00
!T. M. Durham, constablo fees.
, g,t8niarrroad super
"I,;0"' M"y ,..7,
! wr,i &"6benchaln, a'u'pplieV
county poor farm 14.00
Mm. L. M, Lloyd, refund of
taxes -. . . . 1.97
, ,,. iC. C. Low, supplies, county
1-701 Jail .-.-... .86
Whitman Drug Co., drugs, In
sane 1.75
W. S. Slough, rent on vault -doors,
191C 10.00
Gooller & Son, repairs, court
Iioubo 50
Pndo, Plnglo" & Lorenz, re
pairs, court house 6.90
II. Dolvln, repairs, court
houso 11.96
Whitman Drug Co., supplies,
comity offlces ..... 14.00
Glass fr Prudhommo Co., sup- '
plies, county ofllces 7.20
Glass & Prudhommo Co., sup-,
piles, county offlces 10.00
Marlon Honks, cash advanced,'
land offlco list 6.60
Paclflc Tel. & Tel. Co.. long
distance services 11:95
Wm. Lubko, opening grave, .
county poor 8.00
Burl Whltlock, burial county
poor '. . 37.25
C, C. Low, mileage outside
L'tato 4?.00
J. R. Dell, witness, grand
Jury -: - 22.20
Klamath Sportsmans Store,
ropnlrlng addlngrmachlne . 1.00
J. C. Grifllth, registering vot
ers 6.00
W 0., Smith Printing Co.,-
supplies, countr ofllces. . . . 15.00
W. O. Smith Printing ,Co.,
supplies, county offices . . .' 1.00
Lesllo Olds, services, district
attorney ., 84.90
Louise E. Sargont, services,
district attorney -. . 48.00
Loulso E. Sargent, sorvlcea, .
district attorney ....... .v. 6.75
C. C. Low, long distance tele
phone services ., 23.89
L. L. Low, overtime, tax- col
lection 10.25
Geo. C. Ulrlch, overtime, tax
collection . . .'. 9.50
B. B. Slomens.'ovortlrao, tax
collection 6.75
A. O. Hornor, overtime, tax
collection 1 1.50
Dorothy M. Weoks, labor on
dolinquent tax list ....... 21.20
Paclflc Tel, & Tel. Co., Jong
dUtanco services
8.10
Rubbl George Fox of Fort Worth,
Texas, and I, Warsaw and Louay ill
gel of Waco are promoting a large
Jewish farming colony' to be located'
in one of eight Southwestern atatea.
The plan contemplates, the purobasa
of e, largo tract of land and' loaning
Of such suraa as-raay bevnecaary to
the colonists at 3 par cent Intereat,
each farmer to acquire hlr-Uad at
actual oott.
'Miner" Brows sIiouh right a curve
) TOOAY'K ODDKST STORY
t'nlled Press Service
CHICAGO, April 5. Mr. and
Mrs. Frederick S. McClory of
this city have six children: Mil-
drad, Olive, Theodore, Harry,
Elizabeth and Robert, whose lnl-
tlals, properly arranged, spell
"mother." This happened by
chance.
"For His Majeaty, the Baby."
Pullman Runabouts and Sleepers,
euulppcd with extension hood, remov-
39.00 1 able side curtains and brass Joints,
...'Whitney patent anti-Motion wheel
.fasteners, artillery wheels, with foot
3.00 brake. $15.00 to $19.00.
I It WILLIS-JOHNSTONE CO.
3.00, -
Gtit the Habit of
Drinking Hot Water
Before Breakfast
ay -we cant look or fael right
with the yatam full
of pelaena.
.Millions of folka bathe Internally
now Instead of loading their system
with drugs:" "What's an inside bath?"
you say. Well, It is a guaranteed to per
form miracles If you could believe
these hot water enthusiasts.
- There are vastmumbers of men and
women who, immediately upon arising
In the morning, drink a glass of real
hot water with a teaspoonful of lime
stone phosphate in it. .This is a very
excellent health measure. It is intend
od'to flush the stomach, liver, kidneys
and the thirty feet of intestines of the
previous day's waste, sour bile and In
digestible material left over In the
body which if not eliminated every day
becomes food for the millions of bac
teria which infest the bowels, the
quick result Is poisons and toxins
which are then absorbed Into the blood
causing headache, bilious attacks, foul
breath; bad taste,-colds, stomach trou
ble, kidney misery, sleeplessness, im
pure blood and all sorts of ailments.
People who feel good one day and
badly the next, but .who simply can
not get feeling right are urged to ob
tain a quarter pound of limestone phos
phate at tho drug store. This will cost
very little, but is sufficient to make
anyone a real crank on the subject of
internal sanitation. ,
Just as soap and hot water act on
the skin, cleansing, sweetening and
freshening, so limestone phosphate
and hot water act on the' stomach,
liver, kidneys anr bowels. It Is vastly
more Important to bathe on the inside
than on the optslde, because the skin
pores, do not absorb Impurities into the
blood, while the bowel pores do. Adv.
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STAR DRUG COMPANY
Constipation ia w vary simple,
natural trouble, but unlesa prop
erly treated, it may develop Into
a most serloua and complicated
disease. W advit that Carl's
Little Liver LlfUra be-kept In ev
ery home. Wa cannot recommend
thai pills too aigaiy. w can
, Hon our patron against tha fraa
and Indlscrlmlnata mm of lam
tlTa and purgnUva. " lie. Star
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FALLS. OREGON
Verdun Offensive Was to
Have Started This Month
Uy WILLIAM PHILIP SIMMS
(United Press Staff Correspondent)
PARIS, March 12. (By Mall).
"April showers
Bring May flowers.''
You know that one, don't youT
Well, try this one on your vocal
cherds:
January's suns
Bring February guns!"
The German crown prince first
made the practical
application of thla
truth, but the pro
verb is ours, like
wise the versifica
tion, school histor
ies of 2016 to the
contrary notwith
standing. A close study of
the battle of Ver
dun Droves It to
PHtl Oimrua nave DeQ a freak
of nature, like January strawberries,
or peach blossoms In December.
The battle of Verdun was planned
for April or May, but In the-Oerman
military plans there was an "unless,"
which, when followed by the remain
der of the sentence, read: "Unless
by some strange atmospheric phenom
enon we get a long spell of fine, dry
weather before that time."
True to Teutonic traditions or pre
paredness, a3 early as December the
Germans began bringing up material
for use In the attack. Every avail
able big howitzer. Including the 305's
and the 420's, was hauled to the Ver
dun sector through which .the crown
prince hoped to make a breach and
commence a "march on Paris down the
historic poplar-lined roads following
the banks of the Marne. Trenches
were dug, ammunition in vast quan
tities was stored at strategic points
and everything put in ship shape for
springing the big offensive.
PINE GROVE PICKUPS
The Pine Grove Boys and Girls In
dustrial Club held its first meeting
last Friday afternoon. The younger
members of the club held an Interest
ing -debate as to the relative useful
ness of the cow and bora.
Miss Bessie Applegate Will' address
tbe Pine Grove Debating Society next
Saturday evening. Her subject will
be "Tbe Rural School." Miss Apple
gate is a well known educator of thla
county, and the society is congratu
lating Itself upon, this number on its
program.
Our teacher. Miss Murray, attend
ed the local institute of Klamath
county teachers, held in Klamath,
Falls last" Saturday. She reports a
good meeting, and came back highly ,
enthused over the plans for Industrial
club work.
Several of our citizens are attend
ing tho scries of revival meeting.
new being conducted In the Falls.
H. C. Seymour, state agent of boys
and girls industrial clubs, In company
with Superintendent Peterson, visited
our reboot last Monday morning. Mr.
Heymour addressed the school as to
Industrial club work in this commun-1
ity. and greatly aided the boys and'
girls lii their plans for the summer's
work.
A long line of ladles' auto glovaa
Just received.
29-tf BRADLEY HARNESS COr
Burbank potatoes, 75c per sack.
22-tf ROBERTS ft WHTTMORE.
A Klamath Falls Citizen
. Comes to the Front
Tells His Friends and Neighbor
His' Experience
of
Every Klamath Falls resident should
read what a neighbor says: His tes
timony can be relied upon. Here .are'.
his own werds:
N. Marchand, Warden avenue, Klam-1
ath Falls, says: "I was obliged to get ,
up many times at night to pass the
kidney secretions. Often my back waa
so weak I had to quit work. Doan's
Kidney Pills restored my kidneys to
a normal condition and removed the
paina in my back."
Price 50c, at' nil dealers. Dont
Imply ask for a kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney PUhi th am that
Mr. Marchand had. FosUr-MUbnm
iCo.. Prop., lulale. N. Y. Adv.
A "want ad)', In ft Herald
bring rtraM.
will
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Then the January sun came out.
Rarest of all rarities In Franc, n
mid-winter dry spell came, accom
panied by lots of spring-like days and ,
sunshine. From January 15 until
past the middle of i February one
would have thought May at hand.
The "strange atmospheric phenome
non" had come to pass, and the de
cision to let fly was the result. Ac
cording to German prisoners, they had
been told on the eve of the battle:
"The artillery is going to blaze the
way for you. It will do its work so
completely that all you will have to
do will be to march at parade step
Into Verdun."
They were told, they said, that the
fighting would not amount to much
and it would be all over In no time.
Judging from what the German
soldiers admit, the crown prince's
plans must have Included a swift
punch and a quick victory, with Ver
dun and outlying forts, as a minimum,
in German possession. Otherwise,
experts are agreed, probably he never .
would have undertaken that Verdun'
attack. For, to plan long drawn out)
operations in which artillery Is the
mainstay, said operations to be large
ly dependent upon the foibles of tbe
weather. Is more stupid that fool
hardy. So If was that the January suna
brought the February guns a per
the cute little poem. Pretty weather
and daffydowndlllles having had the
temerity to intrude on the preserves
of January and February, the crown
prince called his staff about him and
said:
"Let's surprise everybody by pul
ling off our April party in February,
boys. It'll take only a couple of days
or so to get to Verdun and then if It
rains, who cares?"
So tbe big battle about Verdun waa
all because of a little, nice, warm
sunshine, which forgot its cue and
made its entrance too aoon.
You will never tod yotuwlf with
out lnsnranee If yonr poHcie are writ.
ten. by agent who raake n apeciaHy
of, the basl
See Ch flee te.
A. J. White
Oregon Welding
Co.
Sixth Street
Your Returned ''
Checks
Are as good aa a cash book. They
tell when you paid the bills and
are the very 'beat of receipts tor
the; money. There 1 no possible
chance of loss. Yonr signature la
on file If you have an account
here, it is oar.basUeu to pay the
check you draw to the right per
son only.
FIRST STATE M2 SAVINGS BANK
- KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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To make room, w ara eloatac .at.
our line of trarellag baga, aalt
and trunks at coat.
29-tf BRADLET HARNBM CO.
TO YOUR HEALTH
HAWXHURST'S MAHET
Has been completely
U in the moat sanitary condHlea,
and lias an antoraoMI delivery
to Insure lightning service.
CAN YOU BEAT FT?
for a combination for health and
convenience? Oar prices are right
nnd our meat the' bent.
717 Mala St.
Phone S41R
Van Riper Bros.
THE STORE OF QUALITY
COFFEE
"Circle Blend,"
5 lbs
.tv.se
. 1.44)
TEA
"Private Growth,'' finest
Japan, per lb , . . . .
PINEAPPLE
"Panama Pacific,"-. this
week, 2 cans
.75
jaa
PEACHES
"Economy Brand." regu
lar 20c; special ........ .15
MUSTARD
"Beech-Nut Brand," medi
um jar 15
SALMON
"S. & W" No. 1 Tall, per
can . . . . .25
2 cans .45
ANCHOVIES
" Burton Brand,," per
bottle ..r: -. .... M
SOUP
"Campbell's," all varieties,
par can 10
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