The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, February 17, 1916, Page PAGE TWO, Image 2

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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
Berald's Classified Advs.
FOR RENT
NICELY furnlihed apartments at the
Oregon House, Klamath, Bear Sixth
FURNISHED and unfurnished rooms.
Apply Country Club. 29-tf
MISCELLANEOUS
PRIVATE BOARD.
Country Club.
home
cooking.
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The Evening Herald
W. O. SMITH Editor
then the mills In operation then
good payrolls and then. But hold
on, wait till the Ice breaks before
prognosticating further.
ARE YOU
erwlse.
Can't vote ojh-
The Candidates Are Out
TODAY'S ODDEST STORY
Hulled I'ichh .Service
MONEY TO LOAN f 10,000 at 8 per
cent on Klamath county real estate.
Arthur R. Wilson. 16-Ut
Published dally except Sunday at
The Herald Publishing Company of
Klamath Falls, at 115 Fourth Street.
Entered at the postofflce at Klani-, PERHAPS THE worst slam given.
ath Falls, Oregon, for transmission , Wilson as yet Is Wallace McCannant's
through the malls as second-class prediction that ho will be known in
matter. ' . i history as the president "who was
wrong on both sides of many ques
tions, ana on me wrong siao or every
other question."
Subscription terms by mall to any
address In the United States:
One year .16.00 1
One month .60 a0MB DARNED fool will be bust-
' lug out with a straw hat If this spring
i weather keeps up much longer.
Ily FRKI K. FI.KKT
How o.isy 'tis to drift along with no npurcut heed
To deplorable conditions which envelop u, and plead
For attention and correction, while wo carelessly drift on,
Contented with the present, ami with all that's past and gone
I low entirely unfamiliar wo allow ourselves to grow
With the details of tho actions of officials who nio slow
In the discharge of tho duties, which we pa) them to fnlllll
What a flimsy, flamsy Idea we havo of this until
Election time draws near and wo are brought up with a Jerk
To faco this situation by ucw candidates at work.
A.MSI'L'HUAM. Fob, 17 --"If
It h necessniy lo commit suicide,
please cliovn in hang yoursolf."
Thus tends a pltcnrd Issued b)
Hi,, iiuigomastur of llollosford,
i ii Hiunll village "ear llriissols.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
CITY AND COUNTY
ABSTRACT CO.
ABSTRACTS IN8URANCE
Members Oregon Association
Title Men
Expert Plumbing
SHOWERS, BATHTUBS, SINKS,
Properly Installed
Complete Line of Supplies
and Equipment
Pade, Pingle & Lorenz
706 Main 8t
KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 1010
I
SO FAR, though, only
' poem.
LET'S COME OUT OF IT
W
HAT'S the use of spending our
whole lives sleeping In the
dopetown diddings
same old rutwhen there are bigger I DOPETOWN, Feb. 17 Alfred Claude
ones all around usT I I'wneaa, uopetown's rale fink Synv
TIs only then we plalnly'see how' dowu across our eje
The wool Is drawn, and tightly clamped by awful, wicked lies
And as we unsuspectingly have floated witu tno tiuo
one spring some scandalous proceedings, and a lot of graft, beside,
Hae been pulled off within our midst, until now It vvotiluyeoiii
Our only chance must Ho In an entirely new regime.
,We see that wo must jln our faith on men both tried and true,
Who Just exist for service, and tho good thnt they can do.
Our knowledge of biography, of those to trust and doubt
Kxpands before election, when the candidates nro out.
'ho (lei man mllllaiy authorities
recently lined Of.' village $1,SB0
because a cltUon so far forgot
himself as to suicide by snoot
ing. Tim llelKlniii r forbld-
dun to havo llrearms. 'Iho burgo
TMUHHDAY, KKMHtArtV i7( ,.,-
Political Announcements
For HIierllT
I'o tho Voters of Klamath r,..,.,.,,.
I tako this moans or nuimunc,.
candidacy for tt, , uinbiiri. !.
my
,i..,l Inn rnr ). I IT i "u
In I ovo Hint my work i.h deputy . ' '
Ii1.n for Itself, and I shall Kl!!,
iipiueclnto tho suppoit of tlu ., "'
. it. iim:vi.ak,J
To tho Voters of Klamath I mint)-
I hiirnlii mi ii in 1 1.... .... . ..
; .' "" " ' "reii lit n,lh.
"I'urllt f0f
dldalo for Hit ollkti or
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master paid the line, urn lo sayo V. ...... ...... ......iw, uiugnu, on tho t
. ......I ... . Illilli'tlli Hi.llfit. I .
the town troosuiy no oipen:u . . iviiniuiui)' mv .v
iiipponoi ue votuisor tl. toiuuv "
the lllanoiH to die, If die they
must, sans bullets
Van Riper Bros.
COFFEE
"CIRCLE BRAND"
Best value, 10b. package,
30c
TEA
"KOHIXOOR BRAND"
Eagllsh Breakfast, 1-lb. canister
75c
6-oa. Jar
10c
JAM
"ROSE BRAND"
APPLE JELLY
"LONGS" 8-oz.Jar
15c
CATSUP
"WINNER" ll-ox. bottle
15c
HORSERADISH
"KNIGHTS PREPARED"
20c
PETTIJOHNS BREAK.
FAST FOOD
Boiled Wheat with all the Bran,
package
20c, 3 for 50c
CLOW'S SELF-RISING
WAFFLE FLOUR.
per package
25c
"GET THE HABIT '
1916 INDIAN HERE
The fattest and most classy ma
chine of thia season's output
The new INDIAN POWERPLU8
MOTOR, which is the latest thing
In motorcycle achievement, now
commands the sales situation.
A HIQH GRADE WHEEL WITH
A HIQH GRADE EQUIPMENT
KLAMATH
SPORTSHANS STORE
IE VEOHTE " HE HAS IT
Main near Eighth
What's the use of being in a rut at
all? We want more Industries, and
new industries are never found In
rut.
Ruts are too small for them. Let's
crawl up out of our rut.
There is nothing In the old rut for
us, but there ore opportunities in ev
ery direction If we care to reach out
and grasp them. It Is up to us.
We can stagnate In our rut, or we
can reach out and grasp something
pull ourselves out do something
get to the top.
Klamath needs new Industries, and
there are manufacturers all over the
country looking for changes In loca
tlon. But they will never erect their
plants in a rut. They are full of life,
and they want a live atmosphere
about them.
They want to locate In a community
w ith advantages. We have them.
They want to be surrounded by peo
plo of Intelligence, who know how to
use their brains. We have the intelli
gence, and our brains are capable of
accomplishing vastly more than we
have ever dreamed of in the past.
This community Is charged with in
tellectual and physical dynamite, but
it's in a rut, and needs some one to
blow It out.
Let's all get busy and blow. Let's
pull some of those manufacturers "into
Klamath on a tour of inspection, and
then let's give them a fair opportunity
to size up our natural advantages and
our intellectual force.
We won't get them all, but we will
get some of them. Nobody ever swal
lowed a loaf of bread at one gulp.
Many bites make up a square meal,
and many efforts will bring new in
dustries intojur midst, with bigger
payrolls ana more money in circula
tion, and more houses to be filled and
mouths to be fed. It all contributes
to the prosperity of a community.
Prosperity never goes out looking
for a place to light. We must hook it
on the fly, and our hook must be well
t baited or the other fellow will have
the strongest pull.
Again we say, let's get out of our
rut and do something. Let's make a
carefnl and systematic campaign for
new industries. Increased population
and greater prosperity. It's waiting
for us, but it won't come to us.
We must go out after It. Oppor
tunity Is everywhere, but it won't
crawl into our pockets uninvited. We
must reach out for It, grasp it, haul
it in with a united community pull.
How many of our cItlzenswould
like to see new factories come to
Klamath? How many are willing to
join whole heartedly in an effort to
get them? Let's stand up and be
counted.
phony and Mr. Plnhead certainly is
all of that, from smile to socks cre
ated a sensation here today by filing a
$25,000 breach of promise suit
against Miss Agatha Elite Ambereye, ,
a member of the younger social set,
and well known for her work as a'
local telephone operator. ,
Some inkling of the sensation in
store was obtained for Doptownltesj
a few days ago, when members of the
gang that loafs at the drug store saw
Mr. Plnhead emerge from the Amber-
eye home at least an hour before his i
accustomed time, and, pausing on the J
porch, angrily break his beautiful
walking stick. When next day Miss,
Ambereye appeared on Main street j
wearing a bandage over her left optic, ,
speculation was rife.
Told of the suit filed against her by ,
Mr. Plnhead, Miss A. had nothing tot
say. It is understood from friends in
a position to know, however, that
Miss A., having proposed to Alfred
ad been accopted, broke the engage
ment after he met her unexpectdly
in the hall one evening and stabbed
her in the eye with his mustache. Mr.
Plnhead, on the other hand, Insists
there is nothing wrong with Miss A.'s
eye but a slight sty, and that she Is
going back on her word to him be
cause she doesn't think he is, to quote
Mr. P., "sufficiently ribald."
And though through recent ears wo'o walked both filendlcss and forlorn
Along life's dreary paths, and met with laugh ami jlbo and scorn;
Whereas It's been our custom just to shrink from day to dn
Along the road, and wish that wo wore dead and laid away,
We suddenly are brought to seo our great mlstnke, and llud
Thnt we misjudged our fellow men, that we aro good aud kind,
And It develops, while we'vo sat and wallowed In our tears
A bunch of loyal friends have yearnod to clasp our hand for years.
Our Ideas are now of value, they can hear us when we shout,
For it's getting near election, and tho candidates are out.
DIGS OWN GRAVE,
BUT NOW IN LOVE
VKTKHAX OK 80 WINTERS, TIRED
OK LIKE, WAS ALL READY TO
DIE, UNTIL HE ACQUIRED A
SWEETHEART
How's your American patriotism
these days? If it needs a tonic, or a
mental alarm clock, by all means see
"The Rattle Cry of Peace" Sunday. 1
United Press Service
MILWAUKEE, Wis., Feb. 17. Out
in Forest home cemetery there is an
oper. grave waiting for Francis M.irUiii
Collins, an inmate of the Soldlors'
Home in this city.
Five years ago, after Collins had
been denied permission by the ceme
tery authorities to dig his own grave,
he went to the city of the dead one
dark, rainy night, and by the light of
a lantern, prepared his own grave.
I Collins is 89 years old. Ho had a
tombstone, Inscribed as ho had dl
rected, with everything but tho date
of his denth, erected.
Hut though Collins Is nearly four
score and ten years old, and ready to
die, ho doesn't want to give up tho
ghost Just yet. After making prepur-
1 atlons for the last act of tho long
drama of his life, he turned eagorly to
lifo and love. In fact, ho'has a sweet
heart now Her first namo Is Auuetto.
Ho won't tell tho rest. She Is keep
ing the veteran Interested In llfo by
wilting him Interesting love (utters
and visiting him at the home several
times a ear. Collins served four
years during the war In tho fnmous
Company I, 134th Pennsylvania In
fantry, Army of tho Potomac.
Hlcls for Wood
Sealed bids, ncroiupaiiled by a cor-
hilled check for 6 per cent of the hid,
will be rocolved by tho school board
of district No. I up to Monday, Feb
raury 21, UHC, for the following
Fifty to 100 cords of body wood
delivered to Riverside school, Klam
ath Falls.
Fifty to llfi cord of bod) wood,
c'cltverod part to Central ami part to
.N'llls schools.
Flrty cords block wood delivered to
Central School.
Fifty cords block wood delivered to
Itlvorsldo School.
All body wood to bo 1-foot, cut
from live trees, to be tlorcd and meas
ured on grounds. All wood to be de
livered by September 1, 191 0
Address all bids to Ida II. Mom)or,
clerk, writing across tho faro of the
envelope, "Hid for Wood."
The board reserves the right to re
ject any and all bids. 12-7t
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urn ihmiiiiij uii'vwoii ioi (ins uttlce
John ii ni i MAN,
Norway will build a canal, nine
Milos of which will be through a tun
nel, to open to-navlgatlon a lake sop
Miitnl from tho sea by a mount'iln
i tngo.
New Spring and
Summer Samples
Have Jiifct arrived for ImliiV unci
gentlemen' tailored to inmMire
ilotliliig.
KASHIO.VAHLE TAILORING
AMI DRESSMAKING
The Mesdames Blachly
1021 Main St.
To the Voters of Klamath county.
I hereby announce m)H.r it candl
dato for tho democratic nomination
for sheriff at tho coming primary
and I respectfully nnk tho support of
the voters of Klumuth count)
UKOItflK I. III'MIMIUKV
To tho Voters of Klnmmli I ohm?
I hereby announce m.lf MB
illdolo for roiioiiiliintlou mi thu ropid,!
Ilcan ticket for nhcrlrf i ,nt, ,'
careful Investigation of m record u
sheriff during tho past thru,, mri
I' LOW.
To thn Voters of Klamath County.
i nervuy announce iii)sclf in a .
dldalo lor tho nomination rur ihtrll
cm tho repuhllcun ticket at tho Iir.
r.inry election to he held on May Is
1016. 0 M UAMSHY. '
Farmers, Attention!
Here is jour opportunity to
plements practically at cost
secure your wagons and farm im-
IMPLEMENT SALE
We arc going to close out all our implements. Read these prices.
Yu ran save from 810.00 to 910.00 on these wagons. Reduction
in other goods in proportion.
These prices are for cash only,
while these goods last.
You can mnkc money by buying
ANOTHER PREPAREDNESS NEED
I
F Messrs. Wilson and McAdoo suc
ceed In Imposing any more stamp
taxes upon this country they will do
so only after they have overcome the
opposition of Speaker Champ Clark,
who threatens to take the floor to
make a fight against any such pro
gram. In the light of history this is
net a fearsome threat for in the last
congress Mr. Clark took the floor to
oppose the president In the matter of
the canal tolls, and was unsuccessful
To be sure, the democratic majority
In this congress Is much smaller than
It was then, and there are more con
stituents to be effected by the stamp
taxes.
'Ford Cars Repaired
We do Ford repair work exclus
ively. Satisfaction or money rt-
CARS FOR HIRE
Ikmtk Fills A Co.
1W MAIN t Fhont 17
Scattered Shots .
e e-
FORMER 6pNORESSMAN MBTZ
of New York admits that it is jacu-
latory hard to be a good democrat
these day. Hard, Mr. MetzT Why,
it is almost Impossible.
IT APPEARS that a violent storm
of wind or rain can bold back atoms
of lead and steel.
GENUINE T. G. MANDT WAGONS
1 only 2 3-4 Inch, 44x52 wheels, regular tires with mountain
beds .....". .r 104.00
1 only 3 inch, 40x48 wheels, 2 Inch tires with mountain beds . 116.00
Same with stake rack bed 124.00
2 only 3'i inch, 44x52 wheels, regular tires with mountain
bed 12 ft., each 121.00
2 only ZY inch, 44x52 wheels, regular tires with stake
rack, each 129.00
1 only 3 inch, 40x48 wheels, 2 inch tires, with mountain
bed .128.00
Same with stake rack 12 ft. bed, each 181.00
1 only 14 ft. stake rack bed 40.00
1 spring wagon (hack), regular price $130.00, reduced to . . . 110.00
1 buggy with shaft or pole 7C.00
2 only C ft. double disc 6 inch Monitor drill, with press wheel 105.00
1 only 7 ft. double disc 6 inch Monitor drill, with press wheels 121.00
1 only 8 ft. double disc 6 inch Monitor drill, with press wheels 140.00
1 only C 12 inch Scotch Clipper walking plow 16.50
5 only CI 14 Inch Scotch Clipper walking plows, each 18.40
2 only CIO 16 inch Scotch Clipper walking plows, each 20.75
1 only C 18 Inch Scotch Clipper-walking plow 22.60
2 only Blue Bird 12 inch walking plows, each 18.60
2 only Blue Bird 14 Inch walking plows, each 15.00
4 Mollne Best Ever CY 14 inch sulky plows, Turf & Stuble,
each t 53oo
3 only Mollne Best Ever CY 16 Inch sulkey plows, Turf &
Stuble, each 5350
1 only Mollne Best Ever TX 14 Inch sulky plow, sticky land. . 68.00
2 only Mollne Best Ever 2 12 Inch gang plow CY turf and
stubble, each 76,00
2 only Mollne Calif. Qoodenough sulkey CY 14 inch plow,
each 5000
3 only Mollne Calif. Ooodenough sulky CY 16 Inch plow,
each 61.76
114 disc 16 inch 7 ft. double lever Economy disc harrow . . 42.00
1 12 disc 18 inch 6 ft. double lever Economy disc harrow . . 41,60
1 12 disc 20 inch 6 ft. double lever Economy disc harrow . , 44.00
5 open end 60 tooth 2 section drag harrows, open end with
draw bar, each . . . , 16.00
2 open end 90 tooth 3 section drag harrows, one'n'end' with '
draw bar, each 22.60
2 open end 75 tooth 3 section drag barrows, open end, with
draw bar, each 20.26
1 end guard 60 tooth 2 section drag harrow, with draw bar. . 16.26
1 end guard 30 tooth I section drag harrow, without draw
oar ,
1 Success No. 3 harrow cart, high
Lapouge sa)s the wars of a century
spill 120.000,000 gallons df blood,
enough to till 3,000,000 forty-gallon
liliks. or to cieato a fnuntnln m.tul.
. ... ...... r
j lug .1 jet of 150 gallons an hour flow-
i.g unceasingly over since the dawn
of History.
'-
Since she becamo clerk in tho pro
bate court at Topeka, Kan., Mrs. Mary
Chapln has officiated at over forty
weddings and substituted "protect"
for "obey" In the marriage cere
monies she performs. .
Will Burn Longer and
Produce More Heat
When buying wood you want the
bed! .My wood ts cut from live
trees and' welt seasoned Prompt
dellveiy guaranteed
lti-lnch and 4-foot lengths In
loth body and limb wood I also
handle block wood In slugle and
double loads,
A. J. MANNING
Leave orders at Ward it Olien
Imiii'c liione 31
To tho Voters of Klamatli 1 nunt)
I take this iiu'iiiin cif iiiiiimiiHliit ni
candidacy for tho lepulilhau iiomlni.
tlon as sheriff at (lie iirlm.irlc in
May My record an a citizen ami aci
pollcu otllcer In Klamath Falls U upts
to nil, and I runpectfiill) nuk tljo sup-
lrt or the voters who Heck an !
mltilNtintloii of elllcleucy
WILLIAM HALL.
To the Voters of Klamath Ceunty:
I hereby announce mnolt as a can
didate on tho democratic' ticket for
tho nomination of shcrlrr, subject lo
Iho will of tho voters at tlio coming
primaries J. A MADDOX.
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I'nr County Trcvwuur
To tho Voters of Klamath Coiiutjr,
I hereby utinoiinco mvnolf a cindl
dale for the republican uomlustloa
for itcasiirer of Klamath county, sub
Jut to tho approval of tho elector st
the coming primary election
A. A. MKHAKKKV.
HAPPY ARE THE COUPLE
Who In old ago have saved enough
to provldo for their wants and
comforts. Miserable Is tho lot of
those who havo no savings to fall
back on. And Just remember, you
will not always bo young and
strong. Aro you saving now so
that when old age comes you'll
be happily Independent?
FIRST STATE M SAVINGS BANK
KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
lo the Voters of Kliimath County
I hereby auiiouiico m)nuir 11 candi
date fm tho republican nomination
for liimmircr of Klamatli county for
a xt'ioml toriu.
IIKOItOE A IIAUXJN
VNMVn.
MWWWW
l-'or Circuit Judge
To the Vofors of Klamath Ceunty:
The undersigned aunuuaccs lilt
candidacy for Democratic tioinlDZ-
tlon for Circuit Judgo of Klamatb
county.
HOLLO C. UKOK.S11KCK.
TOILET REQUISITES! HAIR BRUSHES
I'or men and women and little
folk", too. Keloetecl for the
splendid hertlto wo know they
Hill give to our cuHtomerN. Wo
have plenty of hair brushes that
Mil low as flOc, ami others
timt sell us Illicit UH ina.oo.
U4JCJ
Pfy laiMATOPMi3-0PEnnN,
I f ..--- .- -- "W1
rST!M wns" PSAKTICULAII PCOPLC
ifuqiTSJ UV THtm OHUG
For I'roMoruliog Attorney
l'c iho Voters of Klamath Ceunty:
1 hereby annouueo my candidacy
for the republican nomination for
prosecuting attorney at the primaries
in "May, and I respectfully usk lbs
support of the voters who denlre effi
ciency in thu upholding of tho lawi
of Oregon.
HAROLD C. MICUUYMAN.
I'or Siiiool HuiH-rlnlciidint
i'o tho Voters of Klamath Ceunty:
I hereby announce my c.imlldacy
for tho topubllcau nomination for
School Superintendent of Klamath
county.
BESSIE B. AI'I'LEOATB.
8.00
wheels 10,00
A raw MORS warm days then ai
good stiff wlad for a tew dayatatm!
W.P.Sedge& Son, Dairy, Or.
GOING AWAY?
,.".:... ""' . ?." ,RA"3 AND
BOATS
Co the Votors of Klamath Ceunty:
1 hereby announce myself a candi
date on theTepubllcan tlckot for nom
ination as County School Superintend
ent, iinti solicit the support of the rot
( rs it tho coming prlmarios.
EDNA I. WKLLS.
For Assessor
To the Votors of Klamath Ceunty:
I hereby unuounco my candidacy
for tho ronubllcnn nomination tot
assessor for Klamath county, subject
to the approval of the voters at tni
coming primary In May.
JOHN V. TIl'TON.
1 -
To th"o Voters of Klamath Ceunty:
I hereby announce my candidacy
for tho republican nomination for
Assessor of Klamath county.
irnnn PETEnflON.
MWrtMIWWMWMMWWWW
For Coroner
To the Votors of Klamath Ceunty:
I hereby announea myself M C0'
dldat for the republican nomlnt.
X"!l
the Upper Lake open to logging
for Coroner at the primary eie-
'$.;
&.
to be held on May 1, 1916.
DR. A. A. BOULB.
, KM,