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THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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The Evening Herald
W. O. HMITH Kdllor
Publlthed dally except Sunday by
Tbe Herald Publishing Company of
Klamath Falls, at 116 Fourth Stroat.
WOMAN or girl wanted to do genaral
housework; good wages. Box 461
24-2 1
SITUATION WANTED
YOUNG man, stenographer and book
keeper, wants position, or can take
work home. Phone 135J. 2?tf
FOR SALE
FENCE POSTS Price on fence posts
will be advanced on June 10. Bet
ter get yours bofore the raise. Louis
Robin. 20-6t
FOR RENT
FUKNISHKD APARTMENTS at the
Oregon House. 10-tf
ROOMS Reasonable; 238 3rd St.;
hot and cold water; outside door
onto porch; beautiful view. 20-6t
Entered at the postofflce at Klam
ath Falls, Oregon, for transudation
through the malts as second-class
matter.
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KLAMATH FA LI A OREGON
WKDXKSOaY, MAY SHI U IS
Some Postoffice Criticism From
a Man Who jsjtoictly "Inside"
Assistant Treasury Secretary Gives Out the Information
That Nearly Five Thousand Government Employes Must
Take Eight Days Off for Lack of Salary Funds
H- 1IUUTO.V K. STAN DISH
(Written for the United Press)
AND STOP AT
KLAMATH FALLS
mud hlKher salailes In tho public money out of llu public lieuxury.
'ImlldhiK depnitnient anil that over I So It happens (hut town of letn
'met has ordered the construction of I than l.uutt population, with postal '
ibulldliiRH that ought never have been eoelpts of less than $.".000 a jealj
built. It la thlnkluR of the waste of'nnd able to rout suitable nuartorH
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money In tills respect tuui nuiHes met tor juhmmi n ji-iu, h.i , e-
1IOY
SEES IX WAR A DISTINCT
ADYAXTAGE
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LOST AND FOUND
LOST One sorrel horse branded
with circle on left shoulder, 12
yeara old; weighs about 1400; 16
v hands high. Notify Henry Bagby,
Klamath Falls, and receive reward.
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MISCELLANEOUS
BRAND NEW "Perfection" adjust
able dress form for sale at a
bargain. Owner leaving city. See
Herald. 24tf
Subscribe for the Herald,
tents a month.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
CITY AND COUNTY
ABSTRACT COMPANY
AHMTRAOT8 INSURANCE
Humbert Oregoe Associativa
Title Mm
N THE Juno American Magazine
Ernest E. Poole, writing an Inter
esting article entitled "The Theater
of War," quotes as follows a 16-ycar-old
soldier who, although Injured
and In a- hospital, finds war a distinct
personal advantage:
" 'You see, war is very good for
me. In war you can get promoted
fast. In my military school they
would have kept me working years,
but as soon as the war broko out I
ran away from school with my friend.
He was only 15 and three months.
Wo heard troops marching by nt
night .and all the boys got crazy. All
sat up in bed and talked, but all but
us were, afraid to go. We climbed
from our windows out on the roof. It
was night and nobody saw us. We
slid down a nine to the eround and
"yriin tr iha M.iil finil lilil In n tmsh
And when some more troops came by
in tbe dark wo fell in and marched
along and so at Inst we got down
into France. My friend is now an
officer. He writes me he Is very glad.
You see in tbe army peace promotion
Is very slow you must wait for offi
cers to die. But In war they get
killed by thousands.' "
WASHINGTON, 1). C. May 2i5.
"Kegardless of politics," said Assls
tunt Secretary of the Treasury Byron
It. Newton and he grinned when he '
am it. ror no Knew us punk pon- m ,,.,,,. ,mv of l0 womc wj, scrub 'jr.o.uon or so for
tics he's playing "regardless of poll- nll, ,,,.. lliw,11m1..w i th.. varluiw the unUeeii of tin
tics, the way this country of ours
builds Its postolllces Is absolutely Indefensible."
EARL WH1TLOCK
UNDERTAKER
EMBALMER
County Coroner
ConipMe Fuaeral Furalsblags
Phomf 41 6th and Pile
WHO KNOWS?
f"ANTE was born In May, 12C5
mJ A.D. 650 yearsuKO. He wrote
hi CHARLES L WELLS
Osteopath Physician
Suite 18-10 White Building
Hours 9 to 12; 1:30 to 5
Phone 06
Plwbag and finsmkuing
We Do tbe Work Just Right
Tank work of all kinds
FADE, PINGEL ft LORENZ
Cor eth ft Klamath Phoae 216
Klamath Transfer Co.
610 Mala Street
Call us for moving coats, pianos,
household furniture, or any kind
of local team or truck work.
Phone 298-J
Argraves Hotel
Furnished rooms with bath
Rates transclents 50c to 11.00;
by week, $2.50 and up.
Second St., Iter. Main and Pine
an allegorical storyvdescriblng his
Journey through "Hell," "Purgatory"
and "Paradise."
The world has waited a long time,
but nearly all Europe is just now
passing through something very like
hell and purgatory, but paradise
seems to be a long way off for those
en route. If European civilization as
represented today in "Enlightened"
Europe can offer any reasons why it
should exist, they will be welcome to
a listening world. Milton wrote,
"long is the way and daTk that out of
hell leads up to light." But looking
out on the European world, the light
does not much Improve matters.
But who knows? Infinite justice
grew weary of tbe prayers that were
constantly rising from our country
for freedom, and so at last caused
great armies to bo set In array, and
the clouds were never lifted from our
sky until 400,000 of the bravest and
best of our people were dead, every
home made a house of mourning, and
half the land made a wreck.
Then when the people could dry
their eyes enough to see and com
pose their mind enough to think, it
suddenly came to them that the Infi
nite had grown weary of the institu
tion of human slavery, and that inas
much as It was a mighty wrong, that
wrong had to be expiated through
suffering.
Who knows but that tho same Inex
orable Judge is tired of kingly rule,
wearying of hoaring a weak mortal
proclaim a divine right to rule other
mortals, and baa determined that
man shall at last be free? And hence
the present cataclysm. Goodwin's
Weekly.
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sore wnen I nave to siasu imo me iiiopnmrii im .,iim "' .......
a building. Anil ;
handsome stone
cities of tho Pulled States." ledlllce so obtained eosls the depart-;
Newton Iiuh been making some-' niont a great ileal more than the lent ,
thlni; of a record as a scrapper since formerly paid
The former newspaperman, whose m, ,c, Ottlco e l bucking up "It's hard to see an business'
present job places him In chargo of !lBi,lnst a game that nobody has ever Judgment back of such a policy,"
tho public building program, didn't Jot beaten, but It may he said that silTl Newton. "Wo plant beautiful,
grin much during tho Interview. 'i,Miy ,n,.r put a bigger dent In It buildings amid the sagebrush and
Most otthe tlmo bo was mad ami than he has. along mountain trails, when there!
did not take pains to conceal It. Tbe Time and again he has succeeded Is no business to Justify their exist
reason for this was that he had Just n cutting the cost of public build- once, and a howl goes up If this de-,
completed the dlsagreeablo tank of KS enough to save his salary and p.irtment tries to save money In Un
ordering 4,753 employes to take eight ,,0 salary of his olllce force. Al- construction.
days off without pay before Juno 30. rwlM-y u s figured he saved his own "I am not saying that eveiy piwt-i
"A big -part of these employes aro four years' salary half a hundred olllce building appropriation Is with-;
charwomen and janitors," ho sold, times over. Ills method has been out excuse. .Many cltle-i. particularly '
"Tint women get $320 a year, the simply that of letting contracts for some of the larger cities, are actually (
janitors, $G60. They can not afford smaller sums than the appropriations ciamped for room, having to take
to lose eight days pay. Hut what are, of Congress provided whenover It .care of many federal departments In '
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exact estimate of tbe amount of could be had for the lesser amount. Ing a rapidly Increasing volume of
money needed for salaries. Congress This has not made him friends business. I
appropriated just 1150,000 less than among the Congressmen. And, of "Hut so long as the piluriple Is.
Is needed. Tho law forbids our course. Its rotten politics. The Con-! 'You vote a potloltlro for Stiiueduuk
creating a deficiency makes It a gressmen, many of them, in turn, are In m.v dlstilct anil I'll vote one for
penal offense. In fact nll wo can do somewhat helpless. They feel 'the Ptinkln Center'; there's small hope
Is to take eight days work away clamor from home for new postolllces; of economy I would lllt to see a 1
from every employe, in tho depart-'every town wants a lino stone post- photograph of tho man that Invented'
ment. officii building and they are apt to the game and I'd like a lot better
"Every Congress that has met, 'judge their Congressman's statcman-j to shake hands with the man that will I
probably, has urged moro employes ship by his ability to squeeze tliei break It up "
Commerce, and tho oversight will be
quickly rectified.
THE DEATH of Mrs. Stuyvesant
Fish takes one of the biggest from
the "social swim."
A. A. FRANZKE.
Chautauqua Lecturer
DULL SPMG,
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HEADACHE
Dr. iJMMt' Isadsca Powdars n.
Htf at oao 10 Mat a
Tw
.'. Scattered Shots .
AND WE HAVE with us again, the
Struw Hat Brigade.
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MEMORIAL PLANS
BEING OUTLINED
BY COMMITTEES!:
'lODAY'N ODDEST STORY
(Continued from Page 1)
program early, that all persons con
corned may have an approximate Idea
of what Is desired, and especially so
that nil orders nnd societies may hnvo
time for preparation for participation.
Tho following exorcises will begin
at 2:30 in tho park If tho weather'
permits, and otherwise at Houston's
opera heuse:
Selection Military Hand
Pulled Press Service
1IEDOIT, Wis., May 2fi It's
South llrlolt, Wis , actually,
according to (Irauville I), Jones,
a regent of tho I'nlverslty of
Wisconsin.
Jones was a member of the
! surveying crow which did the
work of the United States const
4 and goedotlc survey In Wlscon-
Invocation Hev. E. C. Richards
Quartet, "Hravn Hearts Forever Still"
J. II. Mason, (leorgo J. Walton,
O. A. Wlrtz, C. I. Hall
"Lincoln's fiettysburg Address'
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uimries doit .
sin from lS?.r. to 1SU0. When
Wisconsin was made u stnlo In
1 H 4 S, the Wisconsin-Illinois
boundary was llxrd a half mile
north of latitude 12 degress
and 30 minutes north., Tho sur
vey established the fact, accord
ing to Jones, that tho lino which
has been accepted as tbe boun
dary for over a quarter of n cen
tury was anything but straight,
and at llclolt It was fully half n
tulle north of the actual bouu
dary.
If Jones Is right, .South llclolt
should bo in Wisconsin terri
tory. It Is highly Improbable
nere is a lecturer who has fired the
soul of many audiences. He Is called
Solo (by request), "Tender nnd True" however, that any attempt shall '
"" un J- umwnit, be ,u to have the present line
Lessons in American Patriotism.. . changed
W. A. DelzellL
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rue kittle uiant." lie is virile anu .cwim iianana rneir iiravcs" 4 4) 4
fascinating; a young man who has Memorial Address . Hon. C. M. Onelll
climbed far In n few years. Franzke I "America" Audlonce, J. H. Mason I
will be heard here. Hear him without j leader A machine especially equipped to
toU- Closing Prayer and Hcnedlctlon. . I wnHl' carnet8. ' ' Klamath Falls
i.i.i. a r ir....i.... I Steam Laundry. 5-1-tf
STRANGE FARM PRODUCTS i Kl(lcr s- n- Harlan
i:HIHITKD AT THE FAIR!
SAGE TEA DANDY
TO DARKEN HAIR
THE DIFFERENCE between the
genius and the crank is that tho for
mer makes a little pile out or his Inventions.
take a Dr. James Headache
aid i lust a fw momanta
head aLwn aid all neuralgia and
M raiMam. It's the nulekeit
d Mtfi nlief for beadaebe, whether
ML ttrakUaw, tplittug or nerve
nmrng. 8mm aoaMone to tbe drag
MM aid get ft diaw pailriife bow.
9BR.ierlif-U'a ao mmUsh. Be
Mt Dr. Jaamae' HtAh
gwrdwe tbu litre will to no disap-
THE KIND OF close friend we all
dislike Is tho one who closes up when
tapped for a loan.
PERHAPS THIS war zone mishap
the Nebraska Is Germany's reply to
the Wilson note.
DON'T FEEL slighted If tho expo
sition fund solicitors fall to call on
you at once. Call up tbe Chamber of
United Press Service
SAN FRANCISCO, May 2C His
tnrlans today were Interested In the !
queer crops from James Ucllwood's
farm in Virginia, which were on ex
hibition at tho Penama'-Paclflc Expo-'
sttion. The products of this farm
included several score Indian flint j v .....
, , . . You can turn gray, faded balr
arrowheads a round shot fired from b.autfu ark
he guns of the Merrima a three-1, ,
Inch soft nosed shell hurled by a L f w
Confederate cannon and Imbedded lBnlr Homeydy "JJ H "u
an oak tree, and several bayonet. Mlnlona of hn,.. , t. .. nt. -mn.
sabres and bullets. Before George 'Saeo Teft Tttp.na Brm pftM .,
WnahtnD'Inn woa linrn Imtlona nnrl ''
settlers fought a battle on tho sito
of Hollwoood's far-m henco the ar
rowheads, and in 18G4 the battle of
Urowry's Bluff, waged there, caused
the deposit of other missies. Num
erous skulls und bonos were also
turned up by Bellwood'u plow, but
these were burled again In deeper
graves than the shallow trenches In
which they first reposed.
, Utters used by tho Netherlands
ninny are made of straw and are pro
vided with straw blankets so they
can bo used as beds.
Learn to Run a Launch
TELFORD & SON
Will rent you n launch, and
tearli you to run It
says a well known druggist here, be'
cause it darkens the hair so naturally
and evenly that no one can tell It baa
been applied.
Those whose balr Is turning gray,
becoming faded, dry, scraggly and
thin, have a surprise awaiting them,
because after one or two application
tbo gray hair vanishes and your locks
become luxuriantly dark and beauti
ful all dandruff goes, scalp itching
and falling balr stops.
This la the age of youth. Oray
halred, unattractive folks aren't
wanted around, so get busy wltb
Wyeth'a Sage and Sulphur tonight,
and you'll be delighted wltb your
dark, handsome balr and your youth
ful appearance within a few days.
(Paid Advertisement) .
IMWMAyiwwv
EXPERIENCE
Consider This When
Selecting Your Optician
Mr. Winters lias had aeven
I f-ii year of eH'ricncc, barked
by NM'clal college training in
optical work.
You get Ills entire k-i'hoiuiI
attention from the time your
c)es are eYainhK'il until he ml.
Justs Hid Mulshed uIiihncn to
your eyes. This ihtnoiiu utten.
tlon by mi experlcnci'd optician
is surely worth your considera
tion vvlien M-lectlng your optl.
linn.
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H. J. WINTERS
635 Main Street
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To the People of Klamath County and Tovist
Spink s Camp oh Spring Creek
l now oen In Hie public for IMilug and eauipluu for th,,
1 11 1.1, on Spring Creek nnd WIIHiiiiinoii River, ' wl"0n
Tho recent agitation regarding lulling In tin, ln,au (l,untry
eilu.n of while doen not affeel my ilglilt mill M, right i "
In Spilog Cii-ek. own oiiottnlr mile tirek froutaue hIhh " I
xheiiui, vvlileli exli'iidi n ImHIi nldex of tin. Minim, '''
To all I evliiiil Hie Invitation In mine In Npilug ('nek i
the lllicti liiMH IInIiIuk to tie found In Klauuitli.
it.n:s, f.MMi pi:r day.
.iioiiiiiiiiii if-m mi irniii in i imioiiiim, lloiiu ami ..iiihii,, i
in.' line.
rnjuy
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A BOOK OF INTEREST
I'u all especially vouui; mat lied
lull,. Is tho Savings II.hiK llouK
Itiail It over often Every lime
von lead II .voilil llli'l soiuelhliiK
in v .uliliil to II which N or mine
interest Let us start im with
nil of our lutuKs We will be
l.lnil to do It.
FIRST STATE SAVINGS BANK
KLAMATH KAI.LS ORKC.ON
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KIDNEY PLASTERS
.ie evoileiil for vvcnk or Inliie baik. W rii'ouiiiiend the t.ll. S.
Kjdney PlnMer. They to-l only li.le. TIIV flMl.
(jnderwoo(Ks ntarwy
W'sL, KLAMATH FALLS OREGON THm
V WHERt PARTICULAR KOPtK llW
LET US TAKE THAT STITCH IN YOUR TIRE
AND SAVE NINE
WE ARE EQUIPPED TO RETREAD YOUR TIRES
.i i:. iiovrir HOWIE GARAGE K- AoM
"5cc I lie Vtilc.iiii.itiK Man" 64 Main
When you buy
a FORD
Vi.il uin fivl safe In liavlllU 0e of
it eery day.
II In never out of roiniiiivilnn
lor uciiiN wiillliiu I ho arrival of
koine part from the factory In the
ClINl,
Tlteso niiI an kept III .tock at
I 'on I ucnrlcs.
GEORGE BIEHN, Agent
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Daily Service
Passengers Baggage
Freight
Upper Lake Point!
Huh leuvi'H Western Traniftr
oltlco every morulas at 7:16.
F. A. Moore, Manager
Blue Front Livery
and Feed Stables
Mundy &. Hilyard, Props.
Phono UftUW. Klnuinlli, near Hlh
Prompt anil efficient service, flood
Iioi'ni'n mill Dili I laN Hk
Offire of
Dr. C. O. Prentice
Veterinary HurKcou
A Corn Iteinedy not n cure,
hut it relief. Try
Witham's Auto Service
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Others beautty.
Ours do both
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Hardware Co.
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Connecllon
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