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The Evening Herald
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Published dally exceut Sunday br
The Herald I'ublUhlat Company ot
Klamath Falls, at 116 Fourth Street
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cook for msn. Write box 164.
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SITUATION WANTED
WANTED Widowed nurse desires
position as housekeeper for widow
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prices reasonable. Also man wants
work of nny kind. 334 Fourth street.
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BY MAKC1AHKT MASON
l Written for tlio United I'ross)
KLAMATH FALuCoRKOON
SATURDAY. May IS, 1918
FOR SALE
1'IANO tor sale
Herald.
-Address "B." care
10-tf
When Kotualn' with tho RonniR
'Midst old ruins everywhere.
The passion for antiquities
Quito permeates tho nlr.
It oven has affected
All the clothing thnt they wear.
AND STOP AT
KLAMATH PALI
FOR SALE Lady's saddle horse,
cheap. F. E. Ankeny, 54 Main st.
4-tf
A RARE BARGAIN Incocme prop
erty; center ot business district;
Incline f 94 per month, can easily be
made greater. Address box 525, city.
FOR SALE Or trade; 21-foot motor
boat for an used automobile. In
quire at Hales Market. 13-6t
FOR 8AL.E Stock ranches of 400
acres to 34,000 acres In the famous
Sprague River Valley. Easy terms.
Enquire of Chas. Pattee, Bly, Ore.
M-6t
. I
FOR SALE Five-room house, fur
nished or unfurnished. Inquire at
Mansanlta and Eldorado streets. Hot
Springs, or address box 5, city.
23f&s-tf
HUMAN BEINGS
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FOR RENT
FURNISHED APARTMENTS at the
Oregon House. 10-tf
MISCELLANEOUS
WANT TO BUY Four pack burros
or cheap horses; also four pack
saddles; must be cheap for cash. Ad
dress J. T. Rafferty. general delivery,
Klamath Falls. Ore. 15-6t
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
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CITY AND COUNTY
ABSTRACT COMPANY
ABSTRACTS INSURANCE
Members Oregon Associativa
Title Mea
T IS estimated that the human
family living on the earth todav
consists of about 1,430,000,000 Indi
viduals. These arc distributed all
ovsi the world, but so unevenly as
to be worthy ot remark.
Asia contains S00.000.000 neoule.
or two-thirds ot the human race, but
it is not the most densely populated,
hating only 4 6 to the square mile.
To be sure, that is pretty thick,
when compared with America, with
its 100,000,000, and only 6H to the
square mile.
Europe, however, carries off the
palm for crewding: 330,000,000 on
her 3,892,234 square miles, an av
erage of 84 to the square mile.
The continent ot Africa harbors
210.000,000, an average of 17 to the
square mile, while Australasia brings
up the rear with an averace of onlv
one human being to the square mile.
There is plenty of room there for the
world's overflow.
The range of civilization is from
Anglo-Saxon civilization to bay-
agery.
I About 500,000,000 people are well
I clothed nnd Ifvn In hnnsaa furnish,!
with the appointments of civilizatien:
700,000,000 are half clothed, and live
In huts, tents and caves that is to
say, half civilized and the remain
ing 250,000.000 wear no clothing.
and have nothing that can be called a
home.
It only remains to add that tho rel
ative proportion of white, black and
the mixed races are five, three and I
ROME, May 4. (By mall to New-
York) If you follow tho lotter of
the old adage, "When In Home iln nn
the Romans," you'll simply havo to)
gei youraeir up like nil old rum or
an archaic frump.
It's going to bo somewhat of a
task to write Roman fashions, for
tho plain reason that thoro "ain't nnv
such animal." To the Roman maid
or matron "clothes Is clothes," and
tne vintage or period of construction
ma'ters naught.
Sunday afternoon tea at the Excel
sior hotel brings out all that Is smart
In Rome, however. That means liter
ally the forolgn element
There h.itt been olio loilnil of enter
tiiltiineiil this vool, iiiurli enjoyed hy
nil, at (Irai'o M( limlint Kpliiropiil
chinch, ami the iiunlliy of tlio outer-
tuluiucula offered ami tlio apprecia
tion ami tittcmlamv of tho nuillcitecx
'croachhiK omli(iiioliit lo seoni, n
'dish of Sicilian ciiBsutn,
Along with your tea or ('Uhs.iIu u
may also fount upon an occasional
Hinait hit of millinery or drink In l lit)
I details of a elite French talllcur or mi
American rrock.
Many of the tiny white turhauj no
prevalent in London and Paris I
Kllmpscd at I. a Touio Karnlslu'il
usually In Hardening or while Brunei.
They are the white enw on tho wsu.m hehlud the tnoumient
ot rnslilou.
Just as tho alKictto ioIkiih siiiuoiiio
on French and KiirIIsIi millinery, mo
likewise does tho Hlnl of Paradise In
Its natural coloring wave nhovo Rom
an brows and noses. So lavish nro
they with these gorgeous yellow
feathers that two and oven throe
birds In tholr entlioty nro used on a
single smalt hat. Henco tho mint
that can ho said of tho typical hat of
Roman fashion is thr.t It's a bird.
As n matter of fashionable fact, tho
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HATUUDAY, May ln, ,,
Uiiiiiiin hefmo lotuiuliiK In Hoptombor
llo tench.
J 'I'lils iittoiiiiion, .MIhh Klmor wim tho
IKtiosI of honor m a p.nty kIvcii by
.Mrs, Leslie Itouorit lit her homo on
(ho West Hide. This pnity wim also
In tho nature or a loiinloti of women
who spent tholr Klilhood dii)s In tho
Itoguo Itlver Valley, as nil of tlio
guests woio foitnor lesldents of Hint
section ItemlnlsrenecH of .liiclniun
vlllo, Aslilaud and olhoi towns helped
spoaUs well for tho olToits of those '" ,,Mlkv '"" ' iiumiiirnbli.
mi., ttii.l .llll ... tu i.l. ...... I lt.,.. I.M -
Tho May IVs- "" ' """ '"'"' " "
tlv.il was InnURiiiatod hero last oar ''""'K . "..udsomo guuHt prize.
i-if...- i.rn.ui c in lu i,ui,..fll'l,' "' "" iiitoiuoon I ofroshiiiKiilH
RANCHERS!
'" H! fit,
A1TI.V .t
Palace Market
Stunnlnr
ii.,.0 ... . . " . "i muuer oi msiiioiinuio inn, mo
Americans, chic French benui ps ami I ....i.i -.-. ....... . ..
tonn..i.n.. .,. ,-. . KiruiiiHi siaius m siyio in cno ou
TUrnT, In E"h wonM- home town of Romulous and Remus
." -'8'h.at Dan"P8n "s a ,s peculiarly Its own. Hero tho shop
little chance to assert her un-to-ilnto.
ness amidst a sartorial assembly as
mossy with eld ns'the fragments of
Servlus' wall.
An attractive French countess slo
ping tea was a vision of brunette
beauty In a black chiffon and taffeta
frock. Tho clocho skirt of taffeta
wa3 very short, nn.l finished with a
quilling around tho edge. The chif
fon wiWst has au extremely low V
shapeii neck line, and tho transpar
ent sleeves wore Ions and beltoil. a
tiny hat of black satin, llko an elon
gated skull cap fitted snugly on her
waved and French twisted hair, nml
unfurled a single tall black feather
fancy at the rear.
girls, thoso exponents of fashion's
latest vagaries In N. Y V. 8. A
haven't a chance. There's nothing
doing in a "tako me home for $2.98"
creation that's n replica of Princess
Jowllus Serins' Paris bonnet. There's
absolutely no faslilonnlilo footing to
tnko the long step from n poor "wolk-
Ing soil's" hobnailed hrognn to n
countessa's. silken shoe.
Fashion In Rome Is only for tho
favored few, tho select of Roman
birth and wealth who mingle neither
socially nor sa-rtorlnlly with the
the church, mainly for tho purpose of
getting tho people together In n' so
cial milliner. Lust tear this was no-
comillshcd, and again this car tho
festival was not only a success from
the socl.il and entertainment stand
point, hut from tho lluauclal stand
point as well. Tho programs liogiin
Sunday with a Mother's Hay ohsorv
nuro In the morning anil u Juhllco
song service In tho evening A din
ner tliiitv. was enjoyed h all was
served Tuesday night, and Wednes
day evening's ptogram, consisting of
leadings hy ltov. Van Fiuwcn. piano .
numbers hy Mrs. VniiI'stoii and Mrs J
llort Carl Thomas was also a success.
One of tho hlg features wns Thins-
lay night's progiam, whim In addi
tion to vocal numbers hy Mrs. Arthur
J. Voyo and leadings hy Mrs. lllaiulo
woio sonod. Mis. Hogers used
while unit purple lilacs to carry out
tut tiltaiicliig color scheme, nml Mm
iait nmvh voted a grand hiiccooh by
those attending, who wore Miss Kl
mor, Mis. Wilbur A Jones, Mrs, Nam
Ottiihelu, Mis. Klllo Taylor, Mrs, K,
L. Magoo. Mrs. William II. Shuw,
Mrs. Hiiit.v (ioollor, Mrs. Floyd M.
While, Mrs. Ilrnia Hosier, Mrs. J.
('red (ioeller, Mrs, Curl Cofor, Mrs.
llort Chllders. .Mrs Frank K, Ankeny,
Mis. Chillies I. Koherts. Miss Kdna
I Wells ami Miss Alice lllackfoi'il.
Tho Mills Addition L'mhrolilory
Clilh met ut tho home of Mis, Thomas
A. (iiiihh on Wednesday afternoon,
Those In iiitemlaiico uoio Mrs. (loo,
U Hum. visiting. Mrs M. A. Ili.uk-
Argraves HoM
""ll"'il r s !, b
Itiitos- lniiiscleulN r.t)c tll i0,
by wook, a.r.o ami up
Secml Ml., Ih-J. Ma nill, VIm
tlri. Mrs Win. SnittlJirnn Mr.j l.V..i(
. ---.- .... r - -.. t( i ,.j 'mi V4i4iiit7t ......!. ,
DavU, a cantati, "Tho (loldou Vn.Nltchelm, Mrs. Aithitr Lowls, Mrs.
ley," was rondorod hy a chorus oft'l",K- Thomas, Mrs. Kainuol llalloy.
woinon, directed hy Vernon Motsch- M"1- August Pell and Mis Thomas A.
enbachor. Fi Iday night's urogram. I'nihb, hostess. Tho aflornooii wns
consisting of leadings hy Miss It. L jdellKhtfully spout In conveisatlon and
Calkins, a Chan, annua circle leader, i needlovvorli, and dainty lefresliuielits
tilld vocal liUlulieiH In Mrs Dim I ' Woio served Into In I lie afternoon
masses. As for the masses, they lnckZiiinwiilt, was another gr.iud sucross, Tl" l mi'eiliig or tho club will ho
...v. ..,,.,v w, ,ui- iuui lean Hiiup girii""" t-'i iiiiiiiuer was npprociiuoii, i " "i i o' imiiio oi nrs. v in. auii-
or tho Parisian grlsotto. They don't ( The closing program will ho hold nt l,"'
Blue Front Livery
and Feed Stables
Mundy & Hilyard, Prop..
I'liono ttaaw. Klnmnili, nw mh'
I'lompl nml onicleiil M'rtlrr, fiiMDi
iMii-M-k ami llit Hiuii rlK
omc of
Dr. C. O. Prentice
Vrlrrlnary Siirgion
" "" .....O....I M l.-lUV. MIL') HUH I ' ...:., , f, luiimiuii ni )t, IIIMIl III
i wo large round a,0 nn importod confection for 9Stho V 15 church tomorrow, with n
r.,nT l,H.i u. ... .1 ... .: '"," "" ","""llu conieciion
--- v..vi iint, uiun trf inrtiET . .
Iikl. ,M n . ,, "- """.re or i irnncs an centimes. Hopo
V .inate nrt . . . fr0nt' ICf""y nn" PMeBmatlcally substitutes
Pink loll , "i hg n.Ba'nSt the -,,,th nn'1 "MS- Ins-' " r
oe.iutles around her slender thrn.il i ...,.., ...
hnmr xvell ,l. ... , ... 1 ."'"" ",,h,u '" spvoral """ """K''
,. , . " "", " """ i,,lu nuoca In that lino mvself
the last touch of pearly perfection to,
mis i arisian pcacn.
Learn to Run a Launch
TELFORD & SON
Will rent yiu n liiiimb, nml
lenili you in run It
seven, ana tnero is the world in a
nutshell.
KARL WHITLOCK
UNDERTAKER
EMBALMER
County Coroner
Complete Fuaeral FarBlshlags
Phone 416 6th and Plaa
. Scattered ' Shots .'.
FREK TRANSPORTATION to the
work, free lunch at noon, and a- big
free dance at night what more could
you ask in return for a day's work on
the roads that you traverse?
DR. CHARLES E. WELLS
Osteopath Ptaysiciaa
Salte 18-18 White Dvildlag
Hours 9 to 18; 1:30 to.6
Phoae 06
WE ARE ALL charitable enough to
overlook a lot of faults In people
who are not in any way related to us.
THE TROUBLE IS that there will
be enough evidence Introduced on
the subject of Thaw's sanltv or In
sanity that the Jurymen will wind ud
crazy trying to figure it out.
Rlack frocks for both afternoon
and evenings arc favored above all
else on this sldo of the water. Not
alone In mourning effect, for most of
these black confections aro the last
word in airy frivolity.
I Dinine at the Pnlnrn hi,il I o.,,.. ..
particular fascinating hat on a blonde
American who was dressed ln a dance
frock of black net over black satin.
It was a large picture hat a la Rom-
ney made of tho black net. Its nniv
triming a crush of tho black satin
around the low transparent crown
and a soft cruch bow at ono sido. j
Another smart tea and fashion cen- j
ter at Rome is La Toure, tho Rumpcl
mayers of Rome. Situated in ono of
the towers of the old Colonna Palace,
u is an lueal spot to imblbo tea and
sandwiches, or, if you can laugh en-
Piano Tuning Reduced
spec,.-,, sermon in tho morning, and A ,,,. ,,,.,, vocn Mlll ,.
hifli lint on of hpwor.h I guo olll- ,,rnn.o,tl program was rondorod
corn In tho evening. M,m(,n). , , ,,, ()f
Mrs. S. Kdvvard Mariln, corner Hlxth
.Miss Clara Klmor, tho otllelont and at.d High stuois, when Mrs. Mnrtln,
popular head of Hie domestic science ' .Mis. K II. Ilnmshy. Mrs Delia F Ar.
pvorl; In tho grade schools of Khimi.th u-ild nml Mis Henry Xnwiilmin worn
Falls, leaves next wook for an ox- IkmIoshs nt n silver ton given for tho
Until Juno 1st. only. I will tunn ,l"ut" ,I,M- '',,VI"B "". "" will Wun.n's Relief Corps cemetery m-
pianos In Klamath Falls for $3 In- K "or,," ,lli(' ,l"' ''"mllan Pacltlr, proieiucnt fund The program was
stend of $5. and satisfaction guaran-i"'"' lrnv,," t,,at H,!,l,,' '" '"r""' reiidc.od hy Miss l.ouUe Hoiihoii. Miss
teen. Uon't Delay. It. MAIISEV ! ""' '0l,,l,ln". '""I I" Hi'ston. Now lloiteuso Hoguo, Mrs. (loorg.i A.
,,rK '"1 """'i- Kastorn cities. MhwIWIrU, Miss Veva Maitln. Miss L'lUa
Klmor will carry on some special both Itninshy. MIhh Form. Hoagliiud
work to ,'iroimlnt henielf with tim ,r,.i iiuu i,.i,. n ....i
i . "" ...,. ii ii.iiiiiMi, iiiiii ,Tor
See Chilcoto for desirable city I ",,ul" "" '" "" '."Morn homo scl- ijuuiIk r was greatly appreciated. Re-
. ... . I oncn teachers, dial mIu. nml- l,ii.nr. .,-' f7..i , .
inMny nnu kmi rami Hinds. (1,1.1 ' . . ' -i-".- niiui'-nin .i-n- nervcu uy uio non
I ritn llina.. 1. l.n. ul. t. .. . ...
.Main. " """ " iiv n.'io nuxi year.
(After touring tho Kant Mtuu i-inw.r
j will reach tho Pnrlllc Const via tho
Pnnnma rnunl, and she will visit rul
Leave orders at Klamath Falls Music
House
Ostrich eggs aro being success
fit 111 linlntiml ! t ...!. 1 1 . I
! uuiiiivu in nil iiiriiuanir ijj 11 i. .... ,.....
German breeder. ,,"" '" '"omiii nml attend II, e
."i'" I'icgo ami Han Francisco oxpo-1
loss, nml present woio Mrs. Ilnrrv
Pelt. Mrs. C. A. Plntli. Mis Floyd
M White. Mrs. (ieorgo A. Wlrtx, MrH.
W. K Scehorn, Mrs tloorgo lltirn,
(Continued on pngo 4)
Tovvnsont Flats - - Clean anil
quiet, 'i and 3 room suites,
fully furnished Phone 243J
Sixth and Pine.
Pfcwkk aid Tnswthiig
Wa Do the Work Just Right
Tank wrk of all kinds
PADK, PIXGEL M LOREXZ
Cor ffth A Klamath Pboae 218
KLAMATH FALLS' worst need
right now is a garbage disposal system.
THE DIFFERENCE between pop
ularity and unpopularity is that in
me nrst case people swear by you
and In the latter they swear at you.
IN CALIFORNIA, seemingly, it
never rains but it washes out track.
Kfauuth
(
610 Mala Street
Call us for moving Boats, pianos,
household furniture, or any kind
of local team or truck work.
Phone 298-J
EMERALDS
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It's Up to You
TO CALL AND 8KK
Waters
ABOUT THOSE GLA8SF.8
Graduate Optlclaa
j0Miry la Kadleaa ProfusJoa.
NKMMWKft TUB NUMBER
Dearest Public:
You and this weather make me so
mad that I have a notion to ao and
have my expenses cut out.
You both Chill my hnnrt OIH
Pluvlus spittin' snow and you with
our Icy stare. I should worry when
i ve got an overcoat.
The Emerald Is the birth stonn for
this month, it i tho most beautiful
of all the green stones. An Emerald
of any size, free from flaws, is nearly
priceless, as they are very rare. Their
price at any. time Is the same as the
diamond, and in some instances much
lireater.
They are found ln the Ural moun
tains In Europe, Australia. Norwv
North America and In South America.
Colombia, In South America, sun.
Plies tne world at the present time.
If yer bornd In May you ort to
have a Emerald.
You needn't break your watch now.
... . . . . -
us ioo late; I've got S3.
You ort to have a Thermos bottle.
AU prices.
"Virtue has Its own reward." Hav
you got your'a yet?
McHATTAN.
T A II ORINf that 's up - to - minute in
lAlLVAUlb .tyleand workmanship
Correctly tailored in our establishment means that you Rain that
desired tailored appearance In good (ante with discriminating
dressers. Comfort conies with a perfect llttlnu 'uf. Your com
fort In what wo guarantee in this respect.
lilue serge, checks and tropicals In numerous variety here
they are imported and domestic iveuves, (lint make natty Hummer
wicks In two and three-piece garments. Your pnlronngo Is invited.
LOEWE BROTHERS
TAILORS
I.IKTKIt'M SOLUTION'
An Ideal Prophylactic as a
Hi munIi, iik ii gargle, iimhjiI
application, for wounds, tiH
nml burns,
JU-oz I lot lie, .10o
HOSPITAL COTTON'
lull Pound, 10c
An. malic (War, ilu genuine,
(IO-im I lot llo, .Hie
I or inn and Sunburn uw (iMo
('roam, U.lo
Tlio most complete ,H, f To, Itciiilslts In ll.o niiinly,
Tlio Store iihoio giiallly, ',ico mid Servlro predon.limteN, fr .(
iwollortloi, of Vimlliy m,wliiH long after tho p. Ice 1N K(. for-
gollon.
STAR DRUG COMPANY
STEP IN
For a look at our
notion department
((ii'll hiMigrcealil) nui pi lso
at tho many useful thlnio. about
tho liniuo a small uinouut of
moiioy will liny
Loads of dolls, balls
and toys for the
children
.Many tilings nrn beliiR cleared
nut nt cost nnd loss Tho en
tiro stock nml fixtures for mile
or itxchunKu.
Evans & Sons
i'Heni: -jimi
el in Suiisrl Grocer)'
A BOOK OF INTEREST
To all especially young married
folk, is the Savings Rank Dook.
Hcuii it over often, Kvory tlmo
j on read it you'll llnd something
in w added to It which is of more
Interest. Let us stan you wjth
one of our books. We will be
glad to do it.
-SAVINGS B4NK-1
tlUl
nManart i
tifi-;.4iiri
TO BE SATISFIED
IS TO DEAL AT THE
Wm, C. Hum Hardware Company
Telephone 183 5th and Main
SEE US TRY US
FIRST STATE MP SAVINGS BANK
KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
The Bath
YOUR TIRE
LET US TAKE THAT STITCH IN
AND SAVE MTMR
WE ARE EQUIPPED TO RETREAD YOUR TIRES
J. K. Howie HOWIE GARAGE a. k. Arnold
"See the Vulcanizing Man" CA Main
, " """"1 Mo of I'onv, Ileum,., can ,..,1, l, obtained hy
keeping ope,, the pores. This mjulm. p. ..,., ..pll(,.-batl,
niHiiiRM, mitts, towels, puro soaps, etc. A ,,,sh of horav or sen salt
iiiakoN the hatli u lieallliful ionic.
All .of these things, nml everything else lor I ho (ollel, ltt our More.
uuu
The Motor Boat
EMPRESS
Daily Service
Passenger Baggage
Freight
Upper Lake Points
Hub leaves Wcutern Transfer
olllco every morning at 7:ll.
F. A. Moore, Manager
WHERE PARTICULAR. PEOPLE
""" ,nt,,T OWUQQ latgUfttol
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