i . 3i r fl -V( - ' v7 ,"!? ' 'W IV Ai THE "" uatAM. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON WKDNBamv.MAri,... II Al KWKMWMIMW MISCELLANEOUS K Uiiunan oi.ti, t,. bIMIuhiI nan i u oiwii Italy m raach. Address O., eare 'Marals. S4t FOR SALE PIANO far sale Address "B," eare Kerala. 10-" FOR SALE Lady's saddle hotM. cheap. F. E. Ankeny, 54 Mala tt. t 4-tt FOR RENT FOR RENT Furnished- rooming tiouie. Enquire of C L. Keleey, 631 Mala street. -. FOR SALE! One S-passenger touring ear; good condition; terms. Phone 279J or call 606 Main. 4-6 1 The Evening HeraW W, O. SMITH MHw Published dally exceptSunday fey Th Herald Publlaatu Company of Klamath Fails, at ill Pevrtk Stmt Eatered at the poetomce at Warn ata Falls. Oregon, for traasmtertoa through the Balls as second-clees asattar. Subscription terns fey anil to any address In the United States: One year ... 6.60 One month '' KLAMATH FALLS, ORBGON WEDNESDAY, MAY 5, 1MB ROOMS Reasonable; 338 3rd st; hot and cold water; outside door onto porch; beautiful view. 3-6 1 FOR SALE Improved ranch above the ditch; good soil; yon should la veatlgate. Address 134, Herald. B-6t paaHBaHaBaBBJBaHaiBJViaaaBBBVaaBHBBBMaMBSBaBBwai LOST AND FOUND ' LOST Lady's watch aad fob be tween Algoma and Klamath Falls. Finder aotity'Herald office; reward. PROFESSIONAL CARDS CITY AND COUNTY ABSTRACT COMPANY ABSTRACTS INSURANCE Members Oregon Assoctatlea Title Me KARL WHITLOCK UNDERTAKER EMBALMER County Coroner Complete Faaeral Faralshlae Phone 416 6th aad Plae A AND STOP AT KLAMATH FALLS WORLD'S WORST PAVEMENT GET A NEW SUIT FREE By aayiag your wood la quaati ties from aw at the remarkably Vow prices bow la effect. Toall sere more than the price of a suit of clothes at these prices: .SS.78 Rtock, Siatfe load ... Block, doable load ... I atee handle Body awn Umfe wooel - Leave orders at Klamath De partment Store, Third and Mala. PHONE ass P. C CARLSON MUD Is earth which has been la soak by nature. Mud is the most valuable thing In the world. After earth has been mud for a while It produces crops; without which man kind would curl up and die like a baby sparrow oa a hot doorstep. However, since man does not raise crops on the country roads, he has no particular use for mud in that particular spot. All over the central part of the na tion the country roads are paved with mud. Mud makes the wont pave ment in the world. A five-mile mud pavement in March is as effective as a two-inch oak Jail door for keeping a farmer at home. There are hun dreds of millions of bushels of grain on the farms of America In the early spring; but they do not have much ef fect upon the cost of living, because they are separated by several miles of roads which clasp the farm wagons to their bosom with a glad gurgle. and, refuse to release them until three teams are hitched on. Wherever mud la used for making roads the farmer sells, his grata when the roads ate firmest, instead of when the market is firmest. American mud Is extremely useless i on the country roads. It is even more useless on the city streets. It is hard to work up a worry over the fact that the .American business man doea not 'worship old masters aad Strong Picture at Orpheus Tonight J 1aBmVJ"MiSawArSsSjBJaaM $ IllaKismmmmmmmmmPammmmmmmmmmKP ''' BJBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBJ-rBBBBBBBBBBBSHR y amttttttttttK-f 'mm , 'V'-rsTaaaH ffammmmmmmmmmmmKltB' JaVJaVaVJat Wr JBBBBBBBBBM llliaVaVaVaVafJBtw.aVaaW.i Jl aaaaaaaaaaaama saV aVsnam. mfsmffl W:mBamKHnkaammfti vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam$ j stosfe t ? maammmmmmmammmmmmmmmmm .sfesS&fefeafJBliafcf'lw SmmmmmmmmHaaaaaaaaaammmfl sammmmmOammli ? WsaaaaaaaaaaaaaiBaaaaaaaaaJlmmmn IIB9rVilllHB.IIIEl aKsammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmi VHilRNSHHsaHiHHK Late Market Quotations PHORUOK, POULTRV, uuiw akin i.ivk. I.Ot'AL PRIUKN Kin i-nwvw... , K-POHTLAM AND HAN KRANCIHCO MVKWnw wi. STOUK- TIONH mliiu lliturcs are IlioeelllOO lb.. 7o; U00 to II 00 i Ifca., THJSSL cnumer. OHClc: second H ' ,1 merchant ..ml mar. Cowa and bmftw-Oooi, Vegetables Pntntooa. nor cwt. tlood whites, onion. 35c per doion ROBERT WARWICK IN "THE DOLliAR MARK" In the big dam scene scene la the World Film corporation release of Robert Warwick la "Tha Dollar Mark," motion plcturedom haa one of the most realistic scenes ever at tempted, and so successfully carried out that the spectator la held breath less until James Oreeham and Alice Chandler are safe from the ragtag waters. The sensational, scene starts with the two principals in Jim's cabin, just below the big dam. on.the river bank. From rain the river swollen, and the rushing waters finally break over the dam and cause.it to give way. They sweep onto the cabin, which Is carried along on the flood. Jim and Alice are ablo to Uont down on one end of the cabin, until, nt lenght, nearly at tho ond of thoir strength, they Und a haven near an ovorhaug Ing branch. To this Jim .Is able to tic hliusclt and hold fast until help comes., Tho impression that tho sccno makes Is so lasting that no ono Is able to leave bis seat until tho entire picture is shown. It Is tho sort of plcturo that quickens tho pulse. The stress of the story Is mellowed by tho romanco bctweon Jim Qrcsbam and Alice Chandler, and with Barbara Tennant playing opposite to hand some Robert Warwick, tho combina tion is Irresistible. (The follow pnlil for tlic MUM-. ) lovni n.i-n ....- " , ..,,. nUWBIie. K'tn. . II..II. K,.it ! (load, ittiei fair, 3 CM. rniv.. I.lsht weight. 9Kc; (11.75 cnxh; othor grades rom f."t,0,uB, SOIHoj .atavT !. Uheoti Wether, 6H7c ewes, ttCCCUc: nhorn sheep, Hloless. Lambs Yearlings, 7 9 7 c sack Hum. 774C. lloasllard grata fed, weighing 100 to 200 lbs.. 7HJ8o; 300 lo 108, .. .. i.. ,. -., .i..i.k.i- k... tai Ithutinrb, host quality, per lb., ac. .7 v nuc; "'"'" "" -- Wt liiltvt ,.. .. - sBkawmaMBBi 11 r.O'lltllTI.ANI) LIVKBTUUH asIM ..13.00 Cattle Htocra Prime HnM .7.B0S7,7B 7.407.B(i 7.0097.40 1.I89M0 5.756.I6 i.fi.i 6.006.7I down. Onions, per cwt., 92, Urecii bitncheit. HadlshoH, per doteu hunches, 3Bc. Lettuce, per iloton hunches, 3Bc. ,. .11.50 Oats, per cwt Wheat, per cwt. . llarley. per cwt. . Kuttcn and Kkc Choice llnller Hanrli. 20c ca-th, 22J4 Medium trndo. iw-rrimu . Kggs Per doteu, 20c titsh; 28Hc( Choice triul,( i Medium '. . ' I'oulu .llelfera Prime nea unilrot . proatray and Knw rerTT aiaHit sai t W i b M N ' a.D. n wi2" i URIMI.K t fluT 51 8 m e s i i . 16.60 CP 7.00 dood 018 fl2 AT REST Dearest Public: Remember the number, Gil. Remember that old adage: Peoplo Who live In glass houses should un dress in the cellar. I told you I was starving; you were too late, I am dead. Virtue has its own reward, but you waltod too long. I have some swell salts and peppers broken- i ,a hand-painted initial china. PMag ati Twmftmg We Do the Work Just Right Tank work of all kinds FADE, PDJGEL LOREKZ Cor 6th 41 Klamath Phoae SIS i ;.. ,. ,. . . t. i They are lust too cute. !.m Atrtl.A - h- .i! K you haven't a Thermos bottle come distressed over the aesthetic i , , , . MM wlHl . . ,. .hn .111 w.rfo. rfnwn ur wiy uui 'wi '- "" i town ankle-deep in last winter's mud all spring without calling around at 'the city hall with a rope, aad plead ing to be allowed to hang the administration. The efficiency of American cltyt government can be measured la some ways by the amount of mud on the f American city streets. George Fitch 'in Iowa Service Bulletin. an asbestos suit on, and you werp In, well, you know, and 1 lmnglno that Ice water would bo klndn nlco to have around. ' I hn'vo a number of new things for) spring. i I love you, but I hope your wnlch breaks. McHattan. , illnn. uer dosan . . . . Fryers, per down 5.00 W 6. 00 uuus i-rime Roosters, old, per lb.. 8c. Htaga inrne nt-MMMt MraU 1 unoice Pork, per lb 9 O 9KJ Vcnl. perlb JO 012 c I.arabf, rcr lb . .. . . ..J2 Mutton, pur ll. 11 l.ltesliHk iltforn. per lb fi Cows, pr lb , 6 Stock hoc, per lb . . : . . 6 Hogs, per lb ........ . Veal, per Ih .......... H 7 Mutton, per Ih 6 4 W " Curetl Meatu jShouldur. per lb ..... . , - .Ilacon. per lb 18 020 Horn, perlb 17 20 HAN FRANCISCO MARKET Steers No. 1. weighing 300 ,,.. O OHc WCHc . 6.1 96.71 . 6.81 96.76 . Llltlit fiilves- Prime .OBaja.ae Hesrn Prime Unfit. 176.115 lba.$7.098.10 Choice meilliitn. H0-17B. 7.709 7.0 Light. 90-140 b 7.3097.70 Itouch. 175 lb. hi tf.097.30 Mieea it 6 He' Wpthera Hem c c ! C c c c to Old Uweit Cho!u Shtop -Uiinba- .7.76O8.00 . 7.5097.76 . 0.7097.75 . 0.1 GOO. 50 Mixed 6.6097.60 -Prluto 8.7509.00 We "Dickeg With You fur AnyiltliiK t Valse "IHrker" mIIIi iu. Hanrisoni&Mttt Our store Is on Klaatta At. and Hlith street -zi M Kkmiih Transfer U. IO Mala Htrett Call us for moving ttoatt, smmi, household furniture, or nj klal of local team or truck work. Phone 298-J Heat Spring lambs, $10. Choice 8.0098.60 Mcdlun 7.8607.7B Hhcarllng. n less la all lines. J ? 5 5 ORPHEUS TONIGHT All Tired Out HuiulrtsU More In Klanialh Falls In YESTERDAY'S COAST LEAGUE SCORES the Same Plight Salt !ako Tired till the tlmo; weary and worn - Nearly 95 per cent of tho domestic I servants employed In England nroi(Ut ny anil ng,t;.back aches: headt i women. nches: your kidneys are probably .B 'v.-cakenod. You should help them do The Motor Boat EMPRESS Daily Service Psiwsjgsffs BagfAge Fnifht Upper Lake Point Bus leaves Western Transfer office every morning at 7:16. F. A. Moore, Maiager .. Scattered Shots .'. THE CITY COULD spend money to no better advantage than in helping the maintenance of the Klamath l Falls band. The summer concerts have always proved popular with everybody. "V - rB Sponges !.. bf- -. IfYetArePartkik .i ' AJa9Aat':YAsar aBJBjpi; a IBl, aiWkrs & ft JJ-. SEND THEM TO US ! l Slitrior LiaasVy fuVf.'':i IT CERTAINLY seems queer, in these democratic times, with the price of lumber on the bum and prohibi tion certain, that it would be possi ble for people to let their warrants go uncollected so long that the county threatens to cancel them. The most of us are wont to slip into running shoes as soon as we can even get a witness-attendance claim, and flea to peddle it for enough to pay the tele phone bill. Sponges are pretty expensive things nowadays. The supply U smaller than the demand. We offer you the best values to be had at the present market Toilet and bath sponges from 10c up. Automobile sponges from 25c up. We have the best chamois skins, too. We give you bigger ones for the money than any one eke. UNDERWOOD'S PHARMACY KLAMATH FAIiba, um.uu; Corner Mala aad Sereath Let one who known tell ' 'their work. you how. , Frank Longwlll, 102 8. Mistletoe Bt'reet, Medford. Oro., says: "I had fovoro, sharp pains In my back, felt tired, languid and run down all tho 'lime. Tho kidney secretions wcro un i natural and too frequent in passage. My rcHt was badly brpken at nlgbt. At Halt Lake It. II. 6 11 6 0 3 Loray, Gregory and Hannah; Able nnd Kuhn. t At Han Franclaro R. II. K. IVirt luilil 6 11 0 San Francisco ...I 3 3 l.ush and Fisher; Klllllay. Couch nnd Schmidt. ' No gsmo nt Los Angeles, owing to I non-tirrlvnl of teams. Iisamaaaaaaam. W - 4 IS r Cffi NenkleM Hllglitly Mlwl It's about dm to look ovir your last yssr'i tackle, tad sis what you sssi lor this imos'i port. Four boxes of Doan's Kidney Pill- "' '' 8r,e ,rld mo of all symptoms of kidney and BT- vm' Mlnn" bladder trouble. 1 have had no com 'plaint elnco." j Prlco 50c at all dealem. Don't simply nsk for n kidney remedy got Doan's Kidney Pills the same that Mr. Longwlll had. Foster-Mllburn Co., props., Iluffalo, N. Y. (Paid Advertisement) LEST YOU FORGET. Sunday is "Mother's Day." Wear a white flower. ABOVE ALL OTHERS AND ANOTHER reminder. Klam ath Fall will have a rattling good chautauqua' this summer. HEAIt ALSO IN MIND' that as long as this city has no method of dispos ing of garbage etc., other than an annual clean-up, illy-swatting will not make, us healthy. JAPAN GIVES CHINA twenty-four hours to answer a snlpplsh note favorably or light, aad the wires are getting so hot, in Italy that censors nave neea put oa tae joo. xea, veriiy, business Is good for the powder factorial. D7 WE'D ALL mora aaatotaace aad we'd all. kattar of. a litUe criticism, THE WORST CRIMINALS is the country are these Dee boys, aad eape elally John. Ilk had (WU ara eaa- Idered by nearly arery graad jury. aaasflBflaWrnrrTfi "&l f Tho best way of saving is an ac count with a good savings bank. All other methods are uncertain and risky. An account here is more, than Just saving. It Is a means of putting your money to work for you as you worked for it. We invite your account. FIRST STATE M SAVINGS BANK KLAMATH PALLS, OREGON May 6. News-1 boys today threaten a revolt. Dur- liK tho sonsatlonnl publicity given the Rev. James Morrison Darnell, they accustomed themselves to call-' ins htm "Mister Darnell.'Then along' carao tho bombardmont of the Dtrda-j fnellcs tho other day, the 'klddlea adopted tho cry, "Wuxtry, British ship sunk by Mr, Darnell." maay f Hen our window fw lpirtloM llial will help T tlie hlg e t u' " Out aaay early. "A rd to wtMt la aaSlrlPiit." Robert & Hub Piano Tuning Reduced Until June 1st, only, I will tune pianos In Klamath Falls for $1, In Htead of $C, and satisfaction guaran tees Don't Delay. R. MADBEN, Leave orders at Klamath Falls Music House All kinds of Insurance Fire, Life, Accident, Health, Liability, Aato, Plate Glase. See Ctaieote. Do R te lny. Tomorrow never comae. (Safety flrst) The pure homemade candles at tho Sugar Bowl. 4-tt TO BE SATISFIED IS TO DEAL AT THE Wm. C. Hum Hardware Company Telephone 183 5th and Main SEE US TRY US Why send to the mail order houses for your Automobile Supplies when quality considered, you can buy just as reasonable at home? We have the best assorted stock of Automobile Accessories between Portland and Sacramento. Come in and look us over. WHITE PELICAN GARAGE You'll Get a Good Turnout From Hi" Blue Front Stablw Mumdy Hilyard, HERE'S A BARGAIN SKCON'D HAND CHALMERS FIVE PASSENGER TOURING OAR IN GOOD CONDITION j. k. Howie HOWIE OARAGE " "See the Vulcanizing Man" 64 Main , v Ofllce of Dr. C. O. Prentk Veterinary Surgeon IfsUptoYofl BBt r- w -.tm Baggage Freight Moving PHONE 187 PHONE Hauled Storage WESTERN TRANSFER CO. TO CALL AND kk ; "WW ; ABOUT THOSE GLAf": Graduate OptlcU" y& Jewelry la Eadleas Frrsf .' REMEMRER THE NUW MBwasiStret ff I I t taitota-l! TEL.FORP c tm,o torus" ii I ii 1 rJ a .'a H 01 1 4 ! 1 s: m m m 9 M Vil i I u M f I 'H J w,? il ffl S 81 wu ?." 'Ifti L jjjfo M' -f rj Herald wat asa sat t. rataU. m SShhifw..