THE EVENING HKRALP. KLAMATH FALL. ORKQON whummuav, intcKMmtM M, m. fcriWiOasaWA WWWWWWlWwW " FOR RENT PURNISHED ROOMS tor light housa fceeelaf ; reat mMBtbl. ho 8ec- n-u OmCI ROOHS Choice Bullae to tka Odd reHawa aad WIIUU build taa; teat leeeUoa la tke ally, lee W. O. tatth. Herald oHee. J 0-U MMWMW FOR SALE FIRST CLASS Timothy bay, baled, at ranch $12, delivered la Klamath fVltefH. . W. Short, city. 2J-CI The Evening Herald V. K SMITH l'ubllehed daily NH Saaday by Th, Herald Publtahlag Ceaiaeay at Klamath falla, at HI Pearth Straa Entered a the peeteeke at KkUB th Palla, Onto, lee tfiiwmm through the ataHa aa eeeead-etaaa matter. Subecrtptioa lirai by -tall to aay ad- dress ta the Catttd Statee: Oat year ....... Oa moath KLAMATH FA1XR. . . ORHGOM Vi;nXlDAY, DKCKMHKR SO, ISM rR SALE One roarr, 4 years old, weight 1.S60; one wagon. -H-tnch Mitchell; on double harness; one ,-, - rhndn for rath at oat. Enquire of Tom Jacob. Farm-j era Imp. A Supply Blacksmith shop. IMt LOST AND FOUND Kiftf'aMl lV J Vil SM LOST Near Klamath Falls, oa Keao or Fort Klamath road, package coatalalag crotcheyed yoke, collar and cad. Invaluable to owner. Liberal reward. NoUty Harald oSce. 29-3t Sabeerlbe for the Harale. CO casta PROFESSIONAL CARDS p -juuuJ.M-'JUU"uuT-njLuinnrii -i- -- CITY AND COUNTY ABSTRACT COMPANY a-Mkacts DCSCHAXCK Haaabara Oregea Aaecctatlea TRle Mae AND STOP AT KLAMATH PAI4US INVESTIGATE TRK GOVRRNMKXT Fbol US OJtee aad Reatdeac. KW cor. 7U aad Mala CLAYTOX R. W1EKLER Payalriaa 4 Bargeoa (Setaat Treatateat) OaVa beaee: to 11:10 a. mi 1 Ulp a. evealaaa. 7 to I fa UK government baa been, spend- 1 Ins millions Investigating all kinds of bit buslates until business generally ta afraid of government. Why ahould not business Uke hold of government and do some Invest gating and And out why taxes are .so outrageously high? Whr ahould not the tate govern ment be required like the eouatlas to publish In all tho uewisp-crs Just what It Is doing! Why should not a budget of tho ex penditure of tho different depart ment be mad public to ahow Just what they do with, tho money? It Is stated that officials collect 1555,000 In fees that are not account ed for. ranglnit from $30,000 for labor to $140,000 for game. How much has the public utllltlas commission and the tax commission expended on tnTeatigatlona and sur veys, only to give the peopte higher taxes? The time has come for a thorough overhauling; of the functions aad func tionaries and Institutions, aad sea what they do with the aaoaey- Two Women Police of London Taking Crook by Use of Jiu Jitsu aiiiikMw. aLLLLLLLLav&iaLmjfelffe. vaHBtR,niff ijiLLLLLLLLLary - I aLLLLLLwBvaBaaLHaH.S 91 1 Ef2gaBBBBBBBBBEkjVsaxP!! ' aaBBBBBsav'? BTvaBBBBBBBBBBBSV "rBanaMarrBBBBBH VJI AT JBVaBBBBBBBaBHBHBB.B' ISbHBBbIbBBBBI I BaBTBLflBVlBEI . 4r b9IbbbwIEq LB"?'r'fv.'lu AkVHaiHLaHRCwJv 4' "'"j, v. rfj aBBBBBBBBBBBkIuMlabHw w imtt aBBBBBBBBBaBraaAAjtl"'' ?. JiitJw.,Tr BiBmgeBgegexBBjBjgTTi" w .iZuuaaaajaMllHBlBaT aaaMJHHBnKfSpPlB"kaKBKSu9anRa Splendid Ceremonials and Pomp Return to the Vatican Many of the Forms Dispensed With by Pope Pius X Arc to Be Re-established by Benedict XV, Says Staff Wdter MaT 4 HOMK. NWwlwr . (I'y " " Nw York)--Tb spUndar of crr tnouv and tha tK)ml Of ln?h lh ll'oUrd H Hurt OrfitHta.uU tiktKiu uideit -.iifV4 (uvtthvjtlltt XV Uto uliim.i mo. ( (atm r.vrl')tt fucia.lM ' mulnulni. tit dlirt rouirMt t. That llulUl XV will mtfc U" ,'l " U ,",, l,,. o& ot . i .. . . . j. . at.talliaw till - rail t. . a . VatlCAS was tamed &.. Ut WW, ( Itte WvU lfWIWM-itlK?--i'" ---.--- .., wivio L iaucy of riua X of , papal Uttu. j,r ivjkj 'lu X will b- rntKl uvjer 1HP llinllelbl wUh4 awl tdof. IVt 1'lu. XV. ,lor m tlmiilUlly. r(ul ! r TUU m wao oUdntvl at th rt(tW In IhU tOttm rh.f tt4 lhIM. largw and. IwpotUat eiBmlal si ,4 M)a titlilttri ..ia -.. .. -!.. (.a. officiated l fhw w iHi, mH nf UtUie, hiiP iat funeral M) for l XIII. Illt f UM. U"il Mp lh That the ww pop- tvtutn to ttu'ef tbn pap lf wl r ceretnonlats ami tho rtgM furmalNm ey- t rr uumr i w""' U l4ir4 b l,ll W l lmt -ttljoiit , ltuni(N)( ltt '4l'l Mftirt U(!tn tiur, itiX ttio aMdle(t. All tttU Uuif f cn'iiutiiy ha Wi. julrltlr aad m vrrt'iy uMpptMei y iio piM imp, w r. I it lfttuUt la (. lue. London has women police aow. and this Illustration shows two of them taking a crook. Inasmuch as their strength U not equal to that of the aTcrago nt-lo crook they had to learn expert methods of subduing him. They have studied Jiu Jtuu. the Japanese wrestling system, by which a rcry small woman may protect herself from a very largo man who doesn't understand It, Kach woman has tak. n this man by the wrtat with her arm under his elbow. Thus a lererago U I formed, and a slngto quick downward j movement on the wrist will crack his arm at the elbow. The victim here U helpless, for he cannot stand tha pain of the slightest forward pmsuro on his wrUU Were he to start a desper ate struggle both arms could be brok en before be had done any damage. SOME MINOR WAR NEWS FROM EUROPE a tt BT-Ha-TM VAXXa VKAM LAUHMT ret elaaa arack aa aa tret elaaa aarrtaa. kave eeaaalaa to auUia t aad do aot gat la- tta-Maa). akeas . I Wood! Wood! Meek Wee, alagle, doable lead Rack Spriaca Coal (Extra oa hill) U-teck Body Woo ... It-tack 14mk Wood 4-ft. Body Weed 4-ft. Ltaik Wood . Loan Ofdara at P. C CARLSON BARN PAINT Best rough board and roof paint known. Satisfaction guaranteed. 50 Gallon. Barrel $3.50 5 Gallon Can ,.$1.00 For more information call on KLAMATH FUEL CO. ' 515 Main Street IMPORTANT EVENTS IOI4ia AT KGN KRIHIU (MGE WMTtft IWNtT COURSE-JAN. 4-JO Agi-rt-tara. Including Agronomy, Aalaal Husbandry, Dairying. HorU cattafa, Peultry Husbandry, InsecU, flaat aad Animal Diseases. Creaa ry Maaagcmcnt, Marketing, ate. Maaae Bcaasailcs, Including Cook laf. Haaaa Nursing, Saniutlon, Sew lag, Oreesaukitig and Millinery. Gfmmmf, Including Business Man agaaaatRural Econosalcs, Buslassa taw, Oftca Training, Farm Account tmm. k. aatoaariac. tocIudJag Eark -m-Rnafaulldlnr. P-JUU WEEK PHRUARY 14 A aiianl daaring aeusa seulan ef mrnpt far tka axekaaga ef dynamic Emm the mm araasiag arblM T-Mtfam.. Uctuna y laadlac mJmtS!l!:&g&Plmtm' Qpasj tartwaa, avaWa adnata, av MlStm aad awaarawa carraiaiadiata . Wa-TsS-,, aUad. Valca. MatoMea. Reduced rate aa.aU ran hS. far fatlMr tofonaaflga addraaa, Tffc tum AmUdMl CiHm. LET-8 GET 'EM HERE "HlIK wr altkoneh It la eraallaai 1 terrible havoc la Europe, aad has had a serious effect oa the world's commerce, and through this upon tha factories, to to brine beset t to the Pacific Coast. It la to come soon. too, and it behoovee us to get ready. When shells began to fly and troops began to mobilise la the Old World, tbero started a hasty exodus there from of the thousands of American tourists who spend their anauaers, and sometimes winters, "doing" Eu rope. They are all back In the United States, but their Inst for travel ia aot satisfied. Therefore, "See Asaerica" to the slogaa they hear. Ia addition, they are advised by all of tha bis Eastern magazines and newspapers to go aa Horace Greeley directed tka young man. There to hardly a city of any importance ia the United States that did not last month, or la tka aest few months to come will aot pnbltok spe cial editions telling of the wonderful resources of tha Pacific Coast, the opportunities for the investor, aad the marvels of sceaery aad eliatate. There are few maguiaea that will aot take np this aabject, fa connection with articles on tka expositions. But seeing the expositions will aot be enough. These tourtota will wish to see whatever else they can while In tho West. If they are to be directed to Crater Lake, to Hsrriman Lodge, Eagle Ridge and other Upper Klasnatb Lake resorts, to Williamson River, Spring Creek and other streams teeming with the gamey Rainbow, to the Mo doc Lara Deds aad other points of historic and scenic Interest, It Is up to Klamath county to bare proper repre sentation at the Paaama-Pact-c In ternational Exposition. A fund for thla purpose to now being raised. Have yon seat In your donation? We have reason to believe that these people will not look at scenery alone. The grand opportunities for profitable Investment here, the ideal location for factories aad other la dustrlea will aot entirely eacape tbeai In short, tha raising of a fund for maintaining rapresentatloa at tka ex position will be a recalar heaaaia as a dividend paying Isvaatasaat. LITTLE STORIES PROM THE FKO.YT THAT ARE COM1XO IX THROUGH THE CAPITAM OP THE XATIOXM NOW PIGHTIXG EACH OTHER SOME ARE TRIVIAL, BUT ALL ARK IXTEREUT- IXG 'AT THIR TUCK. PARCEL POST PK2URM C TATIBTICS for parcel peat hare al beea kept for paatoHeea aatl mated to beadle kalf of all aareets. Tbaaa aUttotlca bar beea for ifteea day periods, fa October, 1111, fa April, llf , aad te October, Ills. Tka count af pareela at thaaa aaleet United Press Service PARIS. Dee. 1. (Uy Hall to New York) A comic picture of Prince August Wllbelm. the kaiser's fourth son, marketing at Rhelms, is drawn by a Red Cross nurse who was in the town when tt was occupied by the Germans. "One day a young offlcer whose uniform was hanging in tatters and was Indescribably dirty," she says, "stopped me In tho street and asked If we could rocclro In our hospital some wounded in whom be took an especial interest. I replied that I no longer bad any authority there, and that I was hardly able to And enough food for those I was taking care of already. "He thanked mo and went on. I then saw him enter a pork butcher's shop, and a few minutes later he came out carrying a great quantity of sausages la his arms. "It waa only later that I learned that this ragged offlcer was the kais er's BOO." Vlnay beard a noise, and, kicking open the door, found two emaciated figures, bearded and dirty, la war word gray uniforms. They Immedi ately threw up their hands In token of surrender, then told their story. Soldiers of a Hanoverian regiment, after the battle of Marne they became separated from their comrade and for seven weeks had hidden In the neighboring woods, subsisting upon roots and berries. They were stuplSed to learn that tho Germans had not yet captured Paris, and were equally amaxed to find that they ware not to bo shot. Going to an abandoned hut In tho middle of his field, a wine-grower of Lieutenant Gerald de Caatlenau, seriously wounded, died at tba camp of hla father, General de Caatlenau. Leaning over tho body In the pres ence of bis staff, the old general em braced It, and said: "My soa, ypu hare the finest death a man could wish; but I swear that our armies shall avenge you by avenging all the families of Prance." Then, placing a handkerchief over hla boy's face, tha general walked away with Jaws set but eyes undlm-med. m Lrt! iE nBi see m J t flr lr iTmlW t as aW I f V"'?t$8ia'& c 'W I F ' f,atf Jii V 14 B r . ' E "Ml- a fL f -yi iB 1 w a Cjr v ' EBv54fc iSm jfej I J JBS'SB'aSSSjuBl 0lO M( hi. Ukk BHU itltMUtd jti wltUli i raUM4 tx,V 1Iki. il.llt U Iho (t (Hat ha (tp tV? A(k. ttillc taftedUtltitt m I do Ujrjot 4 fritt (lluliHM, lulUu frvi(t islat. Icr. To d Ufum bu 4Ib, Ha )lllltt -ipivii4 ilMlfn Q x tU tfc Unt f ti!4t of il tUdttli, Tfc hf filter w &pltvlcd, IWtti mu.tlnUnl utitUiliv lUttiilal, U knew tti- fotrtcn tnlaUter, iu huly flher Tfa ptlwt J b4 tlv n him it Ut t(rsmaU i tU ctitUJrtr; who ntrifu) (ho (4(att blrolr uUtl ftm b tH to th- ltte fMh tnlnUtrr f t?stUJ f Italy. J Tb f4t Ux 1Kb tlloo pt IV? 'ufti4Ut JCV in lwioten tb ( liil ttf4l(J upon a WccaW p( U j totrrpm'fil, lftd4 Fel! Ol lb- rhttttb lif b MKerHe jtt.fi)ti.iii f mpiBMt-iir, n:o, im tha papr lr'fll of tart (-(, U trS4fdrl m Ual!t6l. jiotP - itt Il tt utll otlisa ef a Krl dlplmatUt''lhrT4 rNtr4 U I lib tiMntvn ltt I'vpo tlotfxlMt XV la wbu t(hm thine to lb txXUtts Utoro Uo act, and the efca 4 tn ttfcmottUU alrradr Rctcd at kU 'fft pafttciillin lt a bisk t-nlw i((k Uii w.M lo Ip mU for lw XIH) b drtldl M futui- t-lkT utmn dlrt attlou ' iwi fllllir jol papal rrmony HEADAGH E NEURALGIA PAIN ed offices during the periods chosen waa 10,930,000, 25,884,000, aad,2, 599,000 respectively. Consequently, the postmaster general estimates that parcels are now being carried at the rate of 800,000,000 a year. This fig ure Includes a large number of books, which alnce last March bave been carried Id the parcel post In the year ended In June, 13,000, 000 packages were Inaured, or double the number ordinarily sent by regis tered mall. Almost 3,000,000 par cels were sent C. O. D, They Involved collections of $14,600,000, Tha post age receipts from parcel poet appear now to bo at the rate of $50,000,000 to $00,000,000 a year. Tba average postage a parcel, which a year afo waa 10 cents, has dropped to CI cents. e a Scattered ShoU e THERE MAY or may aot be some algalncaace to tba fact that God jaade man oa short order, bat took hla tlaw about making weawa. THE TROUBLE wttb aoaa people who aave eoase aewa la tkat taey as pect the newspaper men to give them the third degree to get It out of then. WHAT'S IN A NAMKT Soma peo ple find It hard to live up to tbelr namo to others It coses easy. READ MR. IILOVVKR'S ad In an other column. TKLL YOUR friends to work for tho closing of the Ankeny ditch. THE MAN who bought an auton blla last aumtnor now humbly wlabes ho bad 'Invested In a few laying bens. of Uo XIII should end all conjecture ,liy. l'op I'lu, a lsr man, merely on tho subject, at tho mu for tho'ilnclafpd he wa toi Urn a prtn departed Holy ather whoso pottcMJin bs carrM In th rtllr4 rhalr, he Is believed to follow glvo added white l the mi llm hi simplicity Interest tn llenedlcl XV and hi dle-,domn(led tun dlart of tho long j,,, esubiuill cuiiom, ueioToq uy ropn Tho somuwhat easygoing altlludl 111 aul now revlvrd by l'l nf Pnrui t'lna X In reurd in church 'Hinodlcl XV, rnnlnn. whr tho ouhllc attended' At tho audtnure grout! br llene- was abolished at this first ap pearance of Ilonedlct XV In high ctri montal. Women members af tho ar istocracy, rotaltros of diplomats, p-j trlclans, and nouios wno rormcu pari of the exclusive gathering worn lish-j Itod with regard to lh most rigid rulings of tho days of Leo XIH. I One woman elaborately gownmi in , nt . in Mn i,ok-e of Dr. i . . .. . .. - f . z . r: -- -- --- biacK uut wearing a nocn gown cui, j-m-' HaIha Powders slightly low according to prosnnli jj don't ltfar styles was refused admission Itstoj tho famous HUtlno chattel whoro the' vfc.n jqut ha W ymi simply mass waa held, liar embarrassment ,mut have relief nr you will on will was keen, but the retired and later lt' n to suffrr wha van can returned, her laco veil covering the'l"" rme.ly Ilk Dr. JmV llsl exposed nock. "ro" awr" ami rtimvo ins sin ami Tho gorgous splash of color, paint- m lUuil tof, now tor . .,Una Mtktlla od by the gowns or tho cardinals, tho j nf m)t, Jsrnts' UMdsth I'ow.Ur, glint of orders of the diplomatic corps Don't miffrrl In a few moment you was accentuated In Interest at tho!'11 '' Dno !iclaciio goon no mr first appearance of I'opo Ilenedlct xv 1 2l by tho return to tho old custom oft - -- - . . . tho tribunes abolished by I'opo Plun X. Tho Installation of tho senarato division for the aristocracy, tho pa-1 trlclans, the dlplomatlo corps, I ho I bare a good rliaace to eell stock raach wkk stock aad tools. Preaa S89 to l,ee arm waated. Maat aave owtal-e raafe aad water aa laad. Pre fer some liaiher. He mm at Chllreto. MS Mala atreet The Elliot Coatractlag Co. of Port land will build tba Vancouver atualrf pal Jetty. Sakaerlae far tka Harald, eaata a asaata. No Reason (or it Vom Are H4wa a Way tht thvt ran bo no nwwn by aay render of this who suffer lb urtaras of an nchlsg back, lbs naoa-- of urinary disorder, the pla d dangers of kidney Ills will fll loaes the word of a mldwtl of thU lxWtf who has found relief. ?' foltoalad U couv luring proof! Prauk Ttirwgalp, C ittwt, Jeka vIIIp, Ore., aavsl "I hato ul Do"' Kidney I'llla and thpy have U asad by another of y family. ltns kJd uey I'llla did we a great deal of go when I was iiifffirlng from klda wvnkneaa." , I'rlro 50 ctla at all dWr. IX" , simply ask for a kidney rcmdr-t , Doatt'a Kldoey lHlaltie saroa tktf . Mr. Turagato bad. rael-r-MHUwa r Props., Ilulfalo, N. Y. (Paid Adrrtlient) One great grandmolhrr, tbras graudmnlhers and scores of is'olasra nro among Uses COO women, w-W " them prominent In socMr, who ta rolled In the Haturdsy course le at Washlnglon Unlv.rll. Hi. IM- Polk rouiily baa agreed to PW oiir-lhlrd of cost of a f-SC.000 ajaat lirljlgo ncroaa (ho Wlllainctlo at Wt" Twaaty woawa la arary buadrad have dark ap aa. WINES CHOICE CAUPORNIA WINKM PURE APPLE MRANOV PIHE PEACH BRANDY PURR GRAPH RRANDY These aad iaaa other tootnaotaa Rararagae for Mia horn KLAMATH . LIQUOR .COMPANY LET THE NEW YEAR STEER YOU lJ JM U Vlt-s to title baak. ItwUlprovea ,i-u-Mi aaarva apoa tmrt. Wa ater yaw atary "" ay of tka roiaiaeKlal baak, aa-t-yiM aafaty for yw "" waay alhrr wy "mw J T. pmlaUaa of yww t1J: oliclt tka aeaatMto af --l,fTT iHarrkaata, maaaNfmrw" a aw rlHlaa, FIRST STATE -Jt? SAVINGS BANK KLAMATH PALLS, ORBOON BjamH "Hill, a aa l2 i i t f