VjUIUU KAMMIWI . THE EVENING HERALD V. O. SMITH. dttor Publlshed daHy except 8unday by the Herald Publishing Compauy of Klamath Falls, at 11R Fourth 8t. College Men's Chorus in Comedy mviHHMi:.M The Temple Theatre "U a Japanese Tm Gaid,"- Edison Scenic "When tiio Desert Was Waft" Vltagrapb Dram 'Sally's Guardian," Kalom Comedy "Tho Understudy," Sells Drama MATINEE DAILY AT 2:'0 ,Mi LICENSED I'll.TUHirS Entered at the postofflco at Klamath Falls, Oregon, tor transmission through tho tnall an second-cliM matter, Subscription tortus by mall to any ad dross In the United States: One your ,... $6.00 One month ................. .60 HtOMATM fali. - ORUUON MONDAY, APRIL 81, 1818 WOOD Dry Slab Wood, 1 it-Inch. .SeVAe Dry Kir Slab, 10-Inch . . . .14.00 lO-lnrli lloly Wood t.ftO 1 a-loch greeo Ftee Slab. .98.75 18-terh greea Fir Stab . .fS.ee KliAMATlt FUEL CO., O. Peyton. Minify OOkw, US Pte. Ffcea MSB MONUMENTS We hats Just received front the East a carload of ntarbls meats, all new deslgae. We also manufacture meats to order moan- Bare Island MMHmMtil and Stune Co. 418 Etoveatfc St. Block Wood Pre get aM Blade of K, ivyaaTS Huw CvTa) as aVosa) ib awSWanU last leave aa order. IH dourer Qreen Slab, Wood 16 inch Block Wood Dry Slab Wood io inch and 4 foot Limb, Body Wood 4 ft., 16 in. and 12 in. Leave orders at O.K. Transfer Co. lWiie87 Cor. 6 and Mala P. C. Carlson Weather Conditions for April Dato Max. Mln. Weather 1 62 3 PC Cl'dy 2 SI 45 Rain 3 47 31 Cloudy 4 49 31 Windy C 44 30 PL Cl'dy C. it 35 Clear .. .50 38 Clear 3 63 30 Clear J ...63 34 Clear 10 $8 34 Clear 11 64 40 PC Cl'dy 13 61 38 Pt Cl'dy 13 54 33 PC Cl'dy 14 '.....53 16 Rata 15 .?"..... 60 2 Clear 16 69 36 riClear 17 64 38 CUudy IS 58 31 PCCU'y 19 57 37 PC Cl'dy THK LAST 8TRUGGLE I1HE Northwestern has at last had L to come to iu It reaslUes that a newspaper without readers Is not a very desirable possession, area It It is equipped with a $60,000 plant, so it has decided to attempt to bolster up Its subscription list by means of a coatesC The voting contest Is on of the dis carded methods which la years past was used by newspapers to persuade people to take a paper. The Herald has used this method in years past, but like all modern newspapers it has proven the unfairness of such methods, and thrown it la the discard along- with other ancient aad wora out schemes of circulation gettlag. Tho contest might be all right la a small, old settled community, where the fair contestants are well known to all of the residents, aad where they cun secure the assistance of their friends to secure votes aad subscrip tions, but In a community Ilka Klam ath Falls today. It is rather a Ques tionable undertaking for any youag girl to engage la. it takes good looking girls to make a success of a contest In a new com munity filled with strangers. No one ever heard of men soliciting votes In n contest, which proves that it is not the value of tho paper that brings in tho money, but the subscriptions are bought by the loss of Innocence and self respect of the pretty young girl who Is forced to approach all clai of men In her efforts to wla. Grocery aw Buying Grocery buying should have careful attention. It's easy to make a mistake. Wa believe better groceries are the cheaper groceries. Careful buvar ateo know this. Grocery buying I your business and Grocery Selling MANY BELIEVE POPE IS DYING KECRECY MAINTAINED BY CAR DINAL DKLVAL I8 KKsFONSI HLK FOR LACK OF FAITH IN THK 1IULLETI.NK is our business. We sell only "bettor" groceries, anfl we soil them for the least money possible. Van Riper Bros. Phone 85 i -C- Lulled Press Service ROUE, April 19. Thousands of people here refuse to believe bulletins that Tope Pius is Improving. They are sure he Is dying. Tne reason given is the secrecy mlantalned by Cardinal DelVal, the papal secretary. The pope slept well from midnight on. He was still weak when be awoke, but shows signs of Improvement. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaa? vaaaaam r'k.wttasssssssssar ssraBB.ia m tsbbl-ibbbbb-ibw r .BassssssassBBBasasssssssssssssBMsasssssssssssssssssi sssssbbt VLsaaaaaaaaaaav mar fsssssf aaaaaaaaaaaamT FSmaaar t J- v rr aVl aaaaama atmmT , JOa-mmmPF' "MMkKrWffL bVS.M'JwbW saaaar mW .rfaaaaaaaaaaaammr .?Ssfflvrsf? BaCJafH- P Asaaaana aaaVCaaaW W. fs,3ammaaavW' .''?. . llWR.' Ja-aPjama-aSM sssaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaasaVflaalaH ' mnaE5ESEE!XBamamWWlaWWmaWBmwammWaWmmmmm.- I Imi ' 'cr F I H M I N G AMiMUon'a toUsV of her lead. "Come onl" I hear her holler, Ah Fame's atradgta' down the j,, A-beggla' we to feller, Hut stHitt'lttiw I ran't seem to hrr , .Above the wlller'e swUtila', An Peary sIiomUV la my ear, "Ctmte on aa' go a-lUhla'i" TI10 Otiii M(ru J.:B Chimbcri, Prop. Phone-00 Uaiw. IUIi Rah IUy slngtag the soag hit, "Her Kyra An Illue Fur Yale," In htUol at Hottstoa'n uKn house 8tunl:iy aad Haaday. The Herald, delivered at your siore, office or home, 60 ceate a month. lOiK'S"- CMsaWOvf aHfll WASHINGTON Vmnm Directory Jji9UUrrt estfc t'lly, Town and - TMs, fXrui eescripuva Kmcn 01 seah !.- Umttloa; population, tel Mit, (MBetee' see banking- point) .complioa by ;.'!. . MUTTUS What's the Matter With the OkJ Watch? it's not getting any younger, you know, and once la a while It Beads a rest and overhauling. Railroad watches are cleaned and overhauled once a year to insure accurate time keeping. Why not bring youra la and tit fas give It the attention that is necessary for good time keeping. FRANK M. OFF Watcluaake,, Jeweler aad Engraver, 8. P. Watett laaaector WUlkts Trust to tho authors, Adams, Hough and Howard, for the catchiest of music nnd tho nemo of novelty In tho successes that they regularly give to tho stage, another of their pleasing musical offerings Is "Tho Prince of Tonight," full of melody and splen did humor, coming to the Houston opera house Saturday aad Suaday, April 36 and 37. Tho play la a bright sparkling con coctlon of the wry best there Is In two hours of music mirth and melo dy, and the balnuco ot the time de voted to the unfolding of a pretty sen timental story. There Is aa excellent cast, lots of pretty girls, who are good singers and dancers, and a gingery lot of chorus men that get their work The Friar of Tonight." lo over In manly slyle. Tho scenery Is correct ot the locatlun and the trans formation scenes are ieallderlng. The cuittunes ar a work of art. There nro several musical numbers that make tho head nod and foot tap, amoug them, "I Wonder Who's Kiss Ing Her Now," "Tonight Will Never Come Again." "Her Kyes Are Illue for Vale," and a score of other. -1. LORKLLA LOCAia (8peclal Correspondence) I.OItELLA. Ore.. April 11 Mrs. Fred Thompson has been on the sick list for the past few days. 0 a e Will Duncan and Levi McDonald have returned from a week's trip in tho.vlclnlty of Alturas, Calif. William Nitre has bees visiting Langell Valley frleads this week. F. J. Downe Is here with a party doing some surveying on Miller Creek. He Is going to locate the high est point at which It will be possible to divert the water for the Horsefly project Warren Kllgore and family return ed Tuesday from the Silas Kllgore ranch near Oleae. 000 Mrs. William Fordaey of LoraUa, ho has had a very serloaa lllaeaa. Is now able to be about agate aad to take charge ot the Lorella postofac. Extensive preparations are being made by the ladles of the Lorella Methodist church for aa eaterteia ment aad boa social at the school house on soon. THK BARGAIN SALE Uy FRED FLEET There was a time, so I am told. tang years ago, In days or old, When all men's hearts were tiled with hate. ' They sought to tear and devastate, And soak their brother la the eye, And cheat him when he came to buy. Itut this black spirit of the past. Wo're glad to say, la goae at UaC For now. Instead of bruising flsts, We meet with broad philanthropists. Each one Intent on giving more Than over's been bestowed before; And that their purpose may not fall. Thoy do It through the bargala sale. The dally papers teem with news Wherein these men eipress their view About their varied merchandise And facta about their sacrifice. They tell of prices cut In two, And goods marked down (and this Is true, For you may purchase what you will And ask It placed upon your bill; There's not a merchant la the towa Who'll ever fall to mark It down). They seem possessed, though money's lose To give us goods below their cost. And so, when trust In man gets frail, Wo're braced up by the bargain sale. I marvel now as I reflect About these facte and their effect Upon these great unselash souls Who've ripped their fortune full of boles. And slaughtered stocks and failed with tears. And kept It up these many years. My mind with awe becomes Immersed To think bow much they had at flreC Old Rockefeller's wealth seems slight. While poor Carnegie's fades from slghC Oh, you who knock, aad bawl, aad err. And say the cost of living's high, Co get a paper; cease your wall, And read about the bargala sale. I absolutely guaraatee all say wora o give entire satlsfactlua. GEO. II. HAYDEN, Optlciaa. JC-tf Koom 116, 1. O. e: F. Bdg. 3. K. Wllahlre Is a visitor. Ho came in Sunday. Klamath Falls from Ashland Modern Hornet A four-room modern hoase oa Hie hill at 91.830; easy terms. A four-room modern house la Nltli ofs Addition at 81.860! . . You will seMem, If ever, have aa '"""'" c"7 Hotel Arrivals Awerrkaa Hotel It. A. Ilroyles, Keno; Mrs. Georgia Andrews, ranch; John Knott, Crater; Hsmul Currier, Han Fraaclsco, Wa. Flick, Sacramento; L. Lundsea aad son, llonanta; 8. M. Miller, Illy; J. K. Wllshlre, Ashland: N. Collett, Tower, Minn.; Itobl. Clark, Tower, Mlaa.; Marvin Underwood, llonansa; 8. C, Davenport, Chlloqula; Chas. Krwaale and wife. Malta; llalpb Felrasld, Sac ramento. Hotel Mall Italph Dullard. Chlloquln; Edward fisntry., Crescent; L. Define, Algoma; C. U Mosetry, Han Fraaclsco; C. K. 'Monahan, Han Fraaclsco; Anna D. Crane, Klamath Agency; E. W. lluras, Mt. Hebron; Geo. C. Clsrk, city; the Musical Stanleys, New York; J. C. O'llanlon, Portland; F. Long, Port land; 8. (I, lAindon, Sao Fraaclsco; R. U. Nelson, Han Fraaclsco; Oeo. R. I'heneger. DorrU; W. M. McKay. Alice Crenshaw; C. D. Doaaoa. Al goma; W. C. Wilson aad wife, Mer rill; II. T. Howie. Winters; Earl Doug las, Orovllle; J. A. Thoratea, Saa Fraaclsco; J. W. Ulaaey, Portland; C. F. Jackson, Portland; C. L, Hue sell, Portland; C. E. Hemerau, Sacra mento; Louts llolle, MC lleeroe; 8. A. Drown, Crystal. Ed Cookman, Agency; W. II. Shad ley aud wife, Agency; D. M. Ramsey, Montsar, Mo.; Oscar Farao, Dorrls; (J. C. UDaln, Algoma; It. M. Cramer, Portland; William Constlalsen. Port land; D. J. Htatea, city; Carl Calvin, city; Sam Combe, city; Jesse Forbes, llonanta; It. V. Uerthelsdorf and fam Uy, Montaer, Mo. WhtteFetlcaa It. J. Knoi, Chlloquln; Mr. aad Mrs, II. J. Johnson, Han Fraaclsco; C. D. Ilrltt, Han Francisco; Mr. aad Mrs. T. II. Anderson, Chicage: J. F. llrock- T. II. Chamberlain, Han imVat laH m -tat fl rimaalUnVK: gaT'"U' I Spring is lite Season To Inslall n,w ,ni Bod t 11 your home. ., m m l.ry l kaiMnx .l, ,k. I. 11 '"''' lMi.,r si , J? wiiM.l).rf.lJr'" wi. ohmmuSj; tight r and you will hate aZT I'flc and prompt ,. ... " . iritiiti utk from OKCCLCV BasssBaaBBBaBBBBBBBBBBBBBBamvaaa-. IKw J. XamwaR, Fisaldsal F. M. Ilahh, Vlre-l-res. aadTfaa. Bert E. Wtthrew, Heerrtary Surveyors and Irrkjation Lngineef KLAMATH COUNTY ABSTRACT CO. ABSrRAC I ING Map. Plaas, Hlarariais, Ktr. KUtMATH, PA I.I A, 0MM8V opportualty to bay good Kood locatloas at each lew prtcee. CHILCOTt il'2MalnNt. llmeN it .. A , .. m .. mm . . I iuiiui j. m, vetee, oaa rraacisco; L-. 11. weuer, uraau I'i sssaaal smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaml BmaaaamaBaaewaway""m luet aow, E4taoi tmtauta Re KM MATH rUU Ml'HIU MOl'al Hole KrpreaeatSsH si sb n.n (lay a VSt IWa, 81 Mrlnwuy aad ether Useag r m, Other ataam at aea si I'l-hr. Teniae, aad anas, Agrary foe alaatr md waa aeMlag MarMass, (awTa nrlier. Vktor aad Kdmaaa utiU aad Macblaes. 8sess,la llunriy aad litters. It. MADrtK. l-isfjissw 710 Meat M. ottl. airt a-wlame KteeravaU Headquartert for BLUE STONE ami: FORMALDEHYDE Full Strength Lowest Prices fa Make Us Prove It We dare not exaggerate to yon. We are aeyendent tmoa your patronage. To get It we must have your trtut and confi dence. We make the following statement! with full under standing of what they mean to us. You art safe when you twiievc la these wjtteaeats. For the Bowels If you oaly knew ss much a we aad those who have used thees know about iUxall Ordsruts, you would be a eathufiasUe about reooaiBMod lag Ultra as we are. Tbty tasU Just like candy. Thar act so Mail and so pleasaoUy thai the takJag of Uwra is a plaasur. Even ahildrto like Retail Order a; aad you know that if a aaedi k sppeals to a child, it will appeal to growa-uM. of howel III and klp chamsloass, dispel Uues aad auk you fl bapny by their sulsa id tooic, tritanalBg aad straeiha Uf affwt upon tie twwabt TW an v irae ue 1 afromttMdMrMadittf-liag t aatumlly raadts frem iamjala aad iaactiv bowels. a SDort tltnm luuslly auk unorcmsty the coo- uaura um 01 pnyaies and puruUvr, thus tending to stop such unhealthy habits a may have ba formed. Make Us Prove This We do not uk you to take our word for this. We want you to tusks us prove it, aod at no cost to you. Buy a bos of Retell Ordorlles si jur store. Use them once, or use up the whole bog. Then, if you are not thoroughly caUsAed, luit coma back empty handed and tell us. Without obhgatiag you or qucUoo lag you we will return tbo tuoni-y you paid us for them. Doesn't that Indicate that Reisll uraeritea are at lut wortny of trial 1 Doesn't It prove our faith in theinr Doesn't it merit your eon&dencer Could any offer b awr fair to youT OfiftSTtnAMrtarSiSieiu nd ad persons. Retail Orderlies ooroe " w"l,r' """ ' " I IINDFRWOOIVS Cnrner M"n Oo to the new City Laundry. 131 I mtr Fourth street. Phone 1G4. 31-lt maaaaaaassaaawBaaaswm , rtaansanW' ia eoavealaot boss. la.Ublsi 300 J aris . .- T "T"!. -"I SO UUeU, too. nn. iket ska tla Oci M tablet, Rmsil Ordstaesae this ejaletly, without griping or euug aaassa, pamiag or Meessir loossaetsTTaey atlooTrcostaad lesssisshsssiiss CAOTIONj Flm bear 'taadad tUt Retail Orderlies are not sedd by all sJsU. You eaa buy ' OrdSSss only at Tb Retail Htoret. YaaakwaUsJ10reslUtUKaiaiuaityonJyatoursti PViaitamaWM araifeev Star Drug Co., Inc. The Rexall Store OregoH There Is a Rexall Store la nearly e very town aad city la the United States, Canada aad Great Britain. There Is a different Resell Remedy for nearly, every hamaa ill each asp eclally designed for the partleular III for which It is recommended. Tho Resell Storao are imerlea'a gveateet drag Are You Looking- For a Home, Farm or Building Lot We will trade yea a home in KwHiaUt Falls for leW form, or a farm for (. n home te towa. If -ear homo la toe amaH wo wU trade for a larger one, or if it la too large we eaa faraleh yon wWh a eaealler ae. lfyowlhtoeetasMriMerty te ae part of the ekf fer.a dlffereat locaUoa, wo eaa, aeeemmodate yoa. Wa ewa hoaeee aad property 1a all parts of Use etty. Come te aad see W. A. A. BELLHAN ftiON Between Main and Pine on Seventh Klam-th Fa " .'