1 S v' 'l rwT Society Brand Clothes FOR YOUNQ HEN Aad Mm WIm Stay Ynh You like to see a well-dressed man, makes you want to be one yonrself, if you are not We would like the opportunity of selecting a style and pat tern that in our judgment would most become you and let you judge. HECTOR'S Department Store Fair Weather Coaateg "Believe Me, ilr, I have seen better daya." "So have I. But cheer up, the bar osaeter to rising." Flelgende Blatter. WOOD deed Stab Wood lS-iae WoeS . . .SS.TS ST.SS Delivered . . Um Orders at CH Bakery MmmSSi YV.E. Seaborn iT Jericho Club - FOR - Odd Fellows And Rebekahs - ONLY - la baaaaeat of I. O. O. T. Tern. Mila. Bawuag, Bllllarda, Poo!, oars Room, Reading Roomi. Private flitting Room for Re bekaas oaljr. Viattlag Brothers and Sitters always weleone. WREY RESHSHS F1M mum mm Pure Food Kxpert Mas Accept)) Posltkm With the Good Hoaaekrep lag Magaalav, i-ad Mil No Longer War With Agriialtnral Heads UaltsS Press Serftee WASHINGTON. D. C. March 16 Doctor Wiley, th government iurj food expert, tondtred Ms resignation to Secretary ft Agriculture Wilson to day. Wilson sa'rt- "Wiley bss re- siitned: that Is all I have to say now." NKW YORK, March 16. The man- sgers of the Good Housekeeping Msg atlno announced that Dr. Wiley Ins accepted a position as director of tho department of fool, health and Annl tatlon, which tho magattno wilt ee tsbllth In WnMilnKtcn. E. M. 8ulllraa and J. L. Pother Ingham are la this city from Colo rado for the purpose of looking around and getting a line on the pros poets In the way of manual labor. If tho Inducements are what they ex pect, they will no doubt use their In fluence In bringing many of their friends to this city. The Nature of the Assemblage "I understand you folks hsd a love b family reunion." "Well," replied Mr. Orosslols, "Ihst Is what It Mm ted out to be, but some of thsm got to talking our rich ro tations over nnd tho occasion resolved Itself Into an Indignation meeting." Her Fault "If I have n fiuilt." ssld Mr. Hsu pock, "It Is that " "It yon have n faullt" Mrs. Hen peck broke In. "Ha. Hal Kicuto mo for laughing. I vc n fault II Is il.nl t mmietltmw Permit my sense of humor to get the better of me.'' Didn't Who Her Mrs. White Mrs. Ilrowne doesn't seem to llko yon very woll. Mrs. Illack No. I crossed the men n mi Urn sauio ttuuvr with her oner, and sho knows I know how sho looks when sho Is soaslck.--l.ouls. lllo Journal, Now ia BaslaM. Tor years and years I rot, bo., ry," romarkeil tho nffluont looki,. stranger. "I wrote It until L' folded by cold and liunMr tn i.w. ,. a commercial line." Mp "What was that!" "Writing verses." Juiino. Chapman-Otis Marriage At shortly after S o'clock this ut tcrnoon Justice of the Peace Charles Graves united In marriage Charles A. Otis and Miss Myrtle Chapman. The charge on which Mr. Otis has been held has been dismissed. The Old aad the New "I am the spirit of Captain Kldd," said a olce at the seance. "But you seem to be weeping," ob served the medium. "I am. Whenever I come back to earth I grieve over the time I wasted nttlng out actual expeditions, when 1 could have opened up an office and told stock to people who wanted to cot rich quick." Washington 8tar. Giving Away Dollars I want to see who reads my adver tisements, so I will make the follow ing effer: 1 will give every reader of this ad vertisement a credit of 91.00 on goods bought of me as per coupon beeow: COUPON, VAI.UK si. 00 This coupon Is good for $1.00 on atl purchases at my store, the amount of which Is not loss thsn $10.00. Only ono coupon to a customer accepted. Coupons aro good until May 1, 1913. Customer's signature: PRANK M. UPP. Watchmaker. Jeweler and Bagraver. Aa Karly Start, Bat "Mabel," said the girl's father. "I want to talk to you about that young man of yours. When did he say 'good night' to you last evening!" "At 10 o'clock," replied tho dear Clrl. "What? Why It was 1 o'clock at least." "Oh, that was when he finished saying It." Catholic Standard and Times. A New Meet "Tour honor," said the arrested chauffeur, "I tried to warn the man. but the horn would not work." "Then why did you not slacken speed rather than ran him down?" A light seemed to dawn upon thi prisoner. "That's one on ase. I never thought of that." Houston Post. Long Fes gotten "Is your, husband sticking to his resolution to give up smoking?" "Mercy, no! Haven't you noticed how good natured he is?" Chicago Record-Herald. Cut flowers, 44 Main St. Phone SIS. Pointers on Bread Consider for a moment the ordinary way of buying bread how many unknown bands docs it pass through before it reaches your table. Then think of Model Bakery Sanitary Bread So good the baker careful ly protects it in specially prepared wrappers. Sani tary Wrapped Bread comes to you with all its good ness and oven freshness un touched by strange hands, unsullied by dust that set tles everywhere. Don't that appeal to your reason, as well as your sense of taste? Model Bakery Sanitary Wrapped Bread is fresh every morning at all gro ceries 5 cents a loaf. THE MODEL BAKERY HOUSTON OPERA HOUSE TWO NIGHTS andT March 1617 B toyle Mahara's Minstrels 18 Peatie INCLUDING THE RAGING UNIATION Texas Tommy Dance PRICES 50c and 25c FOR RENT Planqs Typeivriteri Sewisaa; Machine ' Legal Bknki, Stationery Typewriter libbom and Paper EyeiTthing in Muiic MtJLLER MUSIC COMPANY Mala itreet, bstwsti 7tk aid 8th " v. ' . r If jJsv?T II u J$m& Garment Has Been Designed for You and for every American Woman who ia not satis fied with anything short of a full measure, of Style, Quality, nnd Pit in the garment she buys. You'll find these new garments quite to yout liking in every way, too. They .can be relied upon for better service for the materials, linings and work manship are the very best to be had. And each garment clearly reflects the touch of an expert man tailor for whose work some women pay unusual prices. They are satisfied with nothing less. Every garment in this immense showing can be relied upon, and for all this extra quality, style, and service, you'll have to pay no more than has been a custom with you. SEE THESE GARMENTS FOR WOMEN, MISSES, AND CHILDREN. THEN SE LECT THE MODEL THAT WAS DE SIGNED FOR YOU. Prices from $12 to $35 New Millinery You will find several hats among the new milli nery that will look as though they were designed for you. The collection here is far greater than usual; the styles are New York styles, and will be worn by thousands of women this spring. MLHLK KLAMATH FALLS 0KE6ON 41 M3-15 MsIr street IMdM't Holder Him Musician It It not a distressing thought that some of our grestcst eomposors made very little money In their lifetime? Philistine No. It's my only con solation when my wife drags mo to the opera. London Opinion. Taking Chancre Cliolly i would like to Introduce to you a friend of mlno a charming fellow. His Fiance Very well, but you do It at your own risk. lloston Trin- script. His Hliare "Willie, why don't you let your lit tie brother have your sled part of tho time?" "I do, ma. I tako It going down hill and he has It going back." Tlos ton Transcript. Too Milling "flay, Frost, lend mo your rsior. will youT" "dladly." "Ob. If It's as dull aa that I don't want It." Housokeeper. CHUCOTE 6 RICE' MEAL BBTATB INSTOANOQ WSJ MAU A SPECIAInr of does la property aaS good farm leads. No troable to show property. Prompt at. tentloa vlgea all Inqalrlea. A few good boasea for rent. If jrou waat to bajr or asu it will pay yon to see as. mat to AmerlesB Hotel. Fboae SSI The Ileal Was Kasy flhe I nm weary of lining a bach elor girl." He Wcll-er do you know I'm ' bit sick of being n spinster man? lloston Transcript. In leap Year Maude I've something to tell you. I'm engsged to Jac. Kdlth I'm not surprised. Jack never could nay no. lloston Trail- script. Overheard "Is my hat on straight?" "No. Ono eye shows." Life. NOTION OF DISSOLUTION All persons are hereby notified tint tho partnership of W. II. Dolbcer and w. i'. HcMlllen has been dissolved by mutual consent, W. P. McMlllen retaining the business. All outstsnd. Ing acounts are payable to the undersigned. 3-4-1 It W. P. McMILMCN. NOTICK Notice Is hereby alven that ih.r. aro funds In the city treasury for tho redemption of general fund warrants up to ana Including No. l.iis. p. tested July II, 1901. Interest will cease from date hereof. Dated at Klamath Falls. onn January SO, 1811. J. W. SIEMENS, City Treasurer r- JtllW 1-entH-o 'mild rollnva ' '. tli.ii. A.D.S. Pile Ointment Thus ointment affords liumedlato lellef In cases of llllnd, Kxtornal and Mucous Piles In nil Mage. The most nevern nnd long standing rase havo cured with n Nlnglo box after other solves and ointment havo failed. If oii are suffering with this dlstrcsv Ing dlHcniie, don't fall to try this rom edy. 25c Centi A. D. S. PILE REMEDY An up-to-dnto treotmont for llllnd, rrotnullng, Itching and llloedlnii Piles. Clean In uso nnd a healing URcmt. Many rases havo been cured with tho first box when n dangorous operation was thought ncresssry. This preparation Is applied at night. Is patulous and will afford the utmost romfortwhero other remedlos lian failed. This Is guaranteed. ISO Centi WH,-TMAN DRUO CH T T IN BUSINESS FOR YOUR HEALTH v 1 M i V