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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 10, 1909)
OREGON'S RICHEST SOIL ABEL ADY PHONE - - - 303 EAST TERMS KLAMATH'S GREATEST BARGAINS AT $25 PER ACRE AND UPWARDS. MARSH LANDS 80 FIK CENT. VEGETABLE MATTER. THB EVENING HERALD lawed Dally. KiMpt Sunday, by the .eBBJ HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY W. O. SMITH, Editor SUBSCRIPTION r awa. m rw Sally, ay wall, ata woaths Dan. t awn. threw Datay. By mil. oa Dally. Salivated by cantor, oh wait . RATH: .11. OP . t.r . l.tf It It KLAMATH PALLS. FRIDAY. DECEMBER 10. 1908. CHOICE MISCCLLAUT WmTM. train. ' mbwruaaly ap tbe led to the walt a tw twaee oa to to rare, ha looked raaad tor a i la alt Saw. HI waa, tola fare. of ttM VMMM Aaww 4a)Ja)Cttaal ttttfMttd alt SSM aa at aayaaawtaaee. taaaka," tat yoaag waa aasfJSat TB gat akwg tt I tthe aw Baas ahwat hf UStfaaDir laxyraiaat ni. Bat I feel a if I tired, that'a all. Baaa to aa aetUiatr Ha lw jaat Twwtw. Taa way ran a baaaow tor aw at yaa wfll. Daat believe t coali far vast aat u tta tramway. I what tt yaa carry ay bag. Vm aa 'with year ! I'm Jeat return- III bo all right Rlah.U Tba toctaaaa la the city tor tola year aa compared with laat year approximate! 903.000.000. The total Scare after all the praatog by the board of eqoalbmooa be aggregate of by the beard la U. being lew than 17.000.000. indicate that Let Aageto. the wage city la the war! The total rniat hi to nearly $1,000 tor every Inhabitant. or nearly SMSO tor every family. Bat relatw to aaeewad valuation. aTeragea abeat oae-balf the value. The actual wealth of toe city per capita therefore to nearly S&000. or 910.000 per family. And the total wealth largely eiceeda 9000.000.- Herald. twwawwV tog tram my vacation hi a wee or twe."-Exchange. There to ao mere Independent paraea to See warid than the MaaJeaa lahanr. tototoaeaf toe pton of toe tropica. It mgghj aww that he werha tor Aware- i bibw m mm isssv a. iar vssamsr UaUaa. mm ulllii ta hhmI S. . ak Asm akl.A m Ik 00 WJ mm w worn tor wnito men w taa - . ... . .i m. m core ussysaa utmhuv. na wssjvs mwm otw. tmm ii mi w w. mr m Aasn mmA l . A I . I til ktf 4 a - - SJUv. k ' Sah hi toe river and game la the facet Twwa to pwaty of aaarraplai lead apaa whtoh he can ratoe a tow cereal to trade tor tta tttoga he ctaaot prodece Or. Auer Latest Dtoeevory. Dr. Aner of Wetebach. toe la' of the laemadaaceat mantle, baa Jaat to the metal wolfram a Slaawat to that of car- awd la the type of electric Incan- r la vogue. Re ctolma that the light now obtotoeil trow the wolfram lamp to three or fear ttawa aa brilliant aa that gtvea by the ordinary carbon lamp, with the aaaw coaoamp ttoa of electricity, aad what to equally Important toe life of the new tamp ti tbit at the old oaa by away ban of hoar. The devowpmoat of Dr. Aaer'a latoet dlecovery If to have a wide Influence oa the eW trie lighting world If not Indeed to a aew era. Watml TOOK HIM BY STORM. The Man From the Wet Knew Hew to Bat Papa' Cenwitt. There to one Detroit iimn who look with awe upon hi son in law and write him for advice once or twice a . week. Tbto aon-lu-law came out of the I wet. a (trapping all footer, full of vim, business from brad to foot anil with the braeiy confluence of a awn who It fought hla way to the front aa the frontier. He fell In lore with the girl who la now hi wife while b waa traveling with friend, courted her oa a gallop and won her. "But, dear," abe warned him, "papa ' to eomethlng terrible. When you call en him to k for mo be I liable to about and pound the table, call you aa adventurer and Iota of won thing and threaten to throw you out. He'a the rougbrot going autocrat In hi own bouae you ever saw." But the big westerner only willed aad promised to gain the paternal con. eeat. He came aad encountered much each a reception aa predicted, but he Waa Jnat aa smiling, airy and confluent, tor be bad taken the oM gentleman' re. I'm going to be easy oa you, fa- he started In. aad the title lute to have given her father apoplexy. "for her take, understand. You're n terror all right enough la your little domestic domain, but 00 per cent of It la Mag?. I don't want your money. It baa been hinted to me that body should take car of It for yon. Tour daughter loves me. and I love her, and we're going to marry In pit of the fact that your wife aad children think yon a Die eater. If yon don't have the decency to consent I'll Jaat naturally bundle her off, anyhow, aad the more lit you throw the more people will laugh at you. for I'm all right, and all my people out there haowtt." He told the anxloua girl It wa hap pily eettled and hurriedly kleeed her. She found the pater in a collapse, and he sent for the young man early nest morning to consult about eotue bust Man. Detroit Free Press. aTA Selections THE CZARS KITCHENS. Tssts to Prevent Peieensd Peed Reach ing the Royal Table. No chef In all the world occupies a more peculiar position than M Kngen Krata. the little know n hut august cor- I don bleu who preside In the Imperial kitchen of the Oreat White Cur. Thla remarkable man draws a salary rather larger than that of the president of the United States- shout .v..tmo a i year and baa paramount control of the palace kitchen lu all the home of , the Imperial family, from rrterbof, the I Anltchkoff, the Winter palace, the t Twrakoe-Selo. all the way to l.lvadla. la the Crimea. Six time a year M Kratt makes the round of all the Imperial kitchen throughout the empire, mid hi pevul lar position may he rciillxcd from the ' fact that hla aoclal rank equal that of a general In the Kulan army. And an army this wonderful chef certnlnly commands, with ahsolute authority -an army whose "weapon" are not the less" Important for being mere pots and Keen Per Color. A youilK man who had made applica tion for the position of clerk In the silk department of a law store was ilucRtloucd closely n to the exact shade of u ureal xailety of samples shown Mm "We do Unit." the suier lutendent explained, "to make sure that you nre not color blind. A dry good store Is the one place whore color blindness Is a posltlxc liar to efficiency. Very often you hear of color Mind workmen In all other brunches of ltulucx. There nre, It ap pours, rvofl color blind enitiueeni and gatol blind artists, MM to bin stores alsiolutely shut out men who hate not a keen eye for all colors "--New York root. Could Net InUnf.r. Coroner--Ho von , ..,! our pool friend huiiuli in the MHBl Yokcl--Ve. stir. cr 'onor. Coroner And what did .ion do? Yokel -Well, jol iiiinr, I bikes a gis-d look at 'mi and BWjg BhMhJM off for constable. Coroucr lint jou cut the poor fol io ii nil hV II Yo' el b, n yer onor couldu't do Utut. Coroner ttgfHSstl Why not i Yokel Well. II a like thl. aur. Wbou I fouud 'uii, he woru't iUlle dead! -Loudon Outlook. Goodrich's Cash Store c. P. 000DRICH, lnpfrttor Dealer In Dry (mmkI., Clothinir. Shoe. Hal., Carpels. Kuk. Wall l'npcr and (iroccrics I He I., to. to K' m Table Halt, . m U for Hiinp Hosp, IBS lwr 'or iiffce, 'r ihiiiihI Tea. im-i i... iind Hlnr Tulwt , -r plug Horseshoe TVIwnis "'r plug Hsiir Mend Tobaiio, per plug . ........ Ilbe, M-r (mimiiiI ' '"' end Braaa i'r aaawti ' SBB oluiot.U en rlak.-s. dev fo ghtoggaggf In .ti Ii 111 kage I lolel i, paiknue t Inlet I'aio ake Hour K. II. d Hals, in bulk, III pounds fisr In ml Prunes, t Miuiids ftsr Siiuar. s r .o k loilll Dust S .T5 s.no .to .IHI .4A .1.1 in .11 .07 IS .IA I.Otl I.M S.TA tor the things be eti Than to aa winter to prevhto rainy day toi Maw York Beat Prat "acot free." which to aa ovary day, hark back to tta of Seettfab romance aad tragedy -tbed by Sir Walter a The Antiquary" aad -Bah to thaw stirring tatoa wa are told of one form of Scottish trial are Sera of Justice. He who had broken the tow waa divested of an of bis clothing aad placed at a certain distance from archer who bowa and arrow ready, waiting rirer The Ino and Out. Two abort years ago." remarked toe man with the whiskers on the lower extremities of hla trousers. "I weat tato a atocfc deal with 92S.0U0." "Boy Interrogated the other occu pant of the park beach. "How did you com out?" "Oh. I came out all right," anawored tog party of the prelude sadly, "bat my mouO stayed In "-caeretaad Plain Hie Divided Allegi young man that'a calling oa yaa now. Dora, to aa agreeable chance from the others. " "Howr "Ho doesn't turn down the gaa to to would begin arcbera Bring, and If lu running tbla gantlet none of the arrows bit him ha wa allowed to go scot free. Exchange. I Helping the Town tlw yevr U to It to toal Hto at to to way The First National Bank of TOffnufl1 Falls ea I : i A Savings Account Is s ratoy amy faaa a Ufa laaaraatt policy, a atoh beaeSt, a tawwal haawwt, wat aa aS aga pensnon. Thaaa to aw Snlilli i aww to Ska pitowlifc. ami It la awtor the owner' eoatrol at Sal hwwa. tt wfll tato hlw over Mrtonwi tt will oww for hto mawfto whaa ha mawt ami tt wttl wo him thraagh oM age, and hggy bato Jkaa ha awa. tt Is a atowla hawwaw riiilllig flgBPBI wVgwwwwaj sawwjmj Bjjwwwgw- WJW wwjpg BBBBBagsg BBBBBBBr BBBBBBBBBB) BJBJ SBBBBJ fWWWIW, JJ ajagegjBgJrsm Sgwwn sawwwwa amw awswwwja gwjgj wwwwwwjwww wwwwwj ajwwm The f hnjt -md 8avliigi Bank "Why, gumma, be work for the gaa Strange Behavior. Doctor I regret to Inform you, lira. Tightwad, that I fear your husband to aSUcted with softening of the brain. Mia. Tightwad Goodness gracious' What makes you think eoT Doctor-He insisted on paying mo to advace.-8t. LouU rost-Dlspatcb. Two Kinds. "I aw thinking of becoming a "Which klndr asked Mtoa Cayenne. "Are thaw two kinder "Yw, thaw who don't like moat aad who can't afford If '- Of onirse a culinary artist of such rank as M. Krata does little or nothing at all with his ou ii hands, but U rather an Inventive genius, titillating the pal ate nf the emperor and his august guests, for when the autocrat nf all , the llusslas wearies of Knsln. French. Italian snd Kngllsh dishes he must be tried wltb some fantasy surh aa chicken gumis. s msile In New Or- I lean or some of the delightful sweet dishes of the llalkaii slate and Tur- key. It to well known ibat In the kitchen of the csar most elaborate tasting cere.uoule are gone through, and when toe car hi In residence at I'clerhof. palace about half an hour distant from the capital, not only M. Knit himself, but also bis under chefs and certain high offlclal of the liurljl army, are called lu to taste every dish that goes to the emiwror's table, after which ex periment a reasonable time la penult tod to elapse to we whether or not the tasters are polsoued. This curious sur vival of other days come down from the time nf Iran the Terrible. St Lout Poat-Dlspatcb. A Universal Weed. One of the first words that a baby gays to mamma or mother, and It la not arrange, therefore, to find It oue of the first and simplest word lu ev ery language. There Is no word easier for a child to say than "ma" unless It be "pa." In Hebrew and Arabic mother la "em" and "am" It Is "mam" In Welsh and "moder" In Anglo-Saxon. In other languagee It to lightly different, but near enough tote our own word "mother" to make It an almoat universal word, so that a child crying In any language could be understood In almoat any other language. Here are a few of the aamea: slsilr In IvrsUn. Modrr In gwrdlah. Matr In gsnakrlt. Modrr In Danish. Motor In lir, . k t .. .1. r In Dutch. Msi-r In Ijitin Muiter InUerman atadre In Itallsn. Mater In Ruulun for In Pruned. Msihslr In Celtic HOME REALTY CO. Watch this Space for "REAL SNAPS" or Halo 13.000. sit lot, street on both aides; Snuxino ft: fenced: planter1 n young fruit trees; rikhI i-rooni house. er fine barn, fin chick, n house; firewood hed net storage barn: all painted; bargain for the money. i'or Sale Wood ilulni, close In, !.! blit money on investment. il Highet 11 ice Paid (or hides and Produce o.oeeeeeoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeoeaooaaaaaoaaaaaooe oooe Have You Had Any Trouble With Your Heater? No, of course not, If you have one of oar "CHmroLS" WITH CAST LINING That don't hsvr to be replsced every season. They burn for yesrs without repairs. We also have a fine llac of medium and cheap heaters at prices which are light ROBERTS & HANKS. SJalmS" I'or Sub - I'.inrt T o choice clt In' . view; well iH-uted. corner, sor'.h fl.000. 'I'IMIIMl 'l..tlMN Hi IMI s 1 1: tls "TIIK IIKIr I IIUNT" eeeeeeeeo e ff9ff . ;.voo v eveevve)eeaeaaate i miif. Main Ml. I'bi.l.e Mil WaANT aADS. Hilt ;.AI.K MIsselhiiHou. F'or S.ib' Canaries, flue sinner. I'lis J Zl'SStIT, I'll -sldi 111 Abstracting Mapi. nana. Bin PrUta. SIC. : m. it. s.. 'trel'ree arel Ires Mrs. t". 0. bgW, fourth mid Fifth. II. lk St., IlltWI. Klamath County Abstract Go. Surveyors and Irrigation Engineers Hist K WitMios. Secrelsrf Klamath Falls, Oregon : e.e.-....... .-.. -.-.. a .'Qciec I lo t t ... run s ill: or hill cm limme fm Klumath louiit) property, sliiull fariu III MendiH Itiii, near I'klah, well I in proved; nlcv location. I'or particulars address II. T. IIAUNKTT. Midland. In the Temporalis Town. Mr. Ferklna-Yow kin git a air jag on hard elder. Mr. Oewry-Tew bet raw kin. aortar aurprised nobody ain't aat ap hard elder aa a patent modi- Oaaaar Ton say be has several run- aeeoonu In this town. Wbr don't hat debtor collect thorn T Oayer They can't. He runs faster the aecounta.-Ietrolt Tribune. Odd Uso Per the Tongue. The brakriiiuti moaned and sighed, a I cinder In his eye. "I'll tongue It out for yon," aald tba , conductor, and be Iwnt over his asso date, ran hla tongue over the pupil of l the man's eye and In a Jiff bad out l the cinder. "On railroads, In foundries, lu stoke boles," tbe conductor said afterward. "wherever clutter get continually In the eye. there everybody entrails tbeai I la one M'uy-with tbe tongue. Tbe tongue remove thing better than any Instrument would do. It sweeps the eye clean aa a flood sweep a river bad. Further, It Is painless. It pas wge over the eyeball la. Indeed, a rather pleauut mumiIoii. Aa regards tbe seusutlous of tbv owner of tbe tongue well!" - New Orleuua Time Democrat MIH4 KM. A N Mil h. For Kent- Suite of room In St IP . block ; can bu used for light huust j keeping. Sill's Dry liood Co. WANTKII Hand Irnner at Kliiiiiath Full Steam l.uiindi II . KOK HKNT- Stm. loom at corner th uml Main !. Iuiiilru of C. V llurlow on prcinlses "J I HT VttMT TIIK INHTlll. OBjBJSJBJH A Queer Epitaph. I may perhapa be allowed an Inquiry with regard to a sloue said to have been removed from Kpwortb church Wl'lfr: OK Imlsl OK HKAI. BjBJggJBJ In the County fjgewt of hg Slate of Oregon, for tho ounly of Klauiath In the liintler of Hi. estate and guar dlaiisblp of Ohg ha Hughe and Mary K. Hughes, minor. Notlio Is hereby given thai the un dersigned, Kiiurdlun of tin- persons und estates of Churlc Hughes and memory of persoua Mary I'. Hughes, will sell at private yard within tbe now living, but wbeu or by whom nobody can say. It wus to the memory of one Itlcbard Towrls. nuil It bore thla Inscriptien: Who tic hero? Who do you thlnkT fucbard Towrls. aad ho llkvd drink. Drink? Drink, for why? Because itlchsrd Towrls wss alwsy dry, Loodou Notes uml Querlea. Watery. "Look like rain today." ald lb milk waa he pound tbe customary quart tram but cau to the pitcher. "II always does," replied tbe bouse wtfe, compressing ber Up wltb cold He-Do yon know, I hadn't hSSS Bjaaslng to the Johnny maw than flr SSwatea when be called me an Idiot I owe (bored)-Wby the delay T-Chlpa. -ntf oaa of the I avar wat" 'Aad yet be wems topld IMIimilll MMai to haea accawa- appww to haea athUdoor"- 1 dost believe aha merely knodud; at haea mtrchd right w-"- BttSlne aa oatb, be took up bis Mould nuruou and departed heavily. -New Orlaana Tlmea-Damocrat Tolatol predicted that this country I going to amaab, and some on circulat ed the report that Tol itol Is dead. A grwt deal of guessing I being dona by people not connected with the waathar Be far none of th newspaper artist ha considered It necessary to furulst w win a diagram abowlng just which af Japaa neck wUI aead a pass- tfshogewtoegay. i Hiilu iin undlvidud onu-lxth Int.-n ,i each of mild minors In and te: Lots , , 7 and 8 of section lwent 120); S'.j of SW'i and lot 6, S. and 9 of section twenly-nno (2. i; N 'a of NW'.i und lot 4 of HuStlon twenty eight (28); K'i of KV, anrt NWV of NK!i of section twont)-ulue (2V), all lu towushlp tblrly-nlno (3U) south of range eleven and a half ( 1 I ) K. W. M , all In Klamath county, Ore gon, containing C"r. acres, more or lew: On or after tbe 8th day of December, 190a, (or cash, pursuant to ordor of aid court made and entered in the above proceeding on tbe 1th day of November, 109. Dated at Klamath Palls, Oregon, November kth, ltot. FRANCES HU0HB8, Ouardlan of tba persons and es- Utea of Cbarlw liugbw aad Mary F. Hughsa, wlaar. IU II. r K.iilpied I ban lor S'K NKVKH INK A I'lhsTi. Tl'TB I'ltK. Hi IIIITIDXH Act r. KATKI.V KII.I.KII UNDERWOOD PHARMACY IID.hl.KII HI II. H lll.lh. Ib'sl Hertbe to i SWMggggg SJBJSJ BTtN'K INNKW AND KIIKNII "" seo-ms, III IM I liHh hu S', of NK4, W',j of KK sec fin , Timnsblp 117 Hoiith, BgBgg Mrin; bbbj ithmi vims Deimrtmeut of the Intorlor. U. rt Lutiil Office at l.akevlew, Oregon, October ii. I '.inn. NOTICK I hereby given that iume H. Humphrey, whoso prndoirico aildre I Kluuialh Falls, Oregon, Hd, on the sad da of April, I yen, Ule In this olllie sworn atuteineu' gesj I'l'M.-niiun, .mi U1H27, to purchase thu S' . uf M;i.. w i . ..i ui.-, TO KO a ':a.it, WIIIhui , inorlilisn, und the ISuwf Hieieiin, under the provisions f the act of June 3, h1h, ad u,.u ""'"'lutoiy, known us ,,0 nm,r ""I Htono -llWi" iMch Mue m IBM be llmd by UDiirulHi.int.nt. and hat. pursuant toauch application, th land and timber thereon have been appraised. Juno 14, l litis, the timber estimated at M5.000 hoard f... .. 10.75 per M snd the land IID0.80; SSI said appllcaut must offer final proof m support of hi application aad worn statemant on the tth day 0 December, 10, before R. M nich- ardon, United States Commissioner, at Klamath Falls, Oregon, ...." PW,0B '"w'y la Protwt thla nurehass h.r. .... ' !? .." T a conical t any time beforo patent Issues, by filing a corroborated affl lavli In Ibis iilBce. alleging (art which would defeat tho entry. AUTIIIIll W. ORTON. 1 -II-I Register. I'bone ItrSldenre 1(1. OtBcs lull Dr. J. B. Taylor, I'll VHI. IAN AND BI'R41NON. Doaioffter llulldng. DR. C. P. MASON Dentist American Hank and Trust Co.' Bids Til srSllNB D. V. KUYK1NDALL Attorney at law Klawath Falla. Orgo Dr. Amoa C Graves A. 8. O, OMTBOPATH. Klawath Pall, Ova. Poitoffle. Bids., Saaoad aad Mala Iti ., ..,, ur wiuaiai ISIt.