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KLAMATH' FALLS. WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 8. 1909.
. la M actor who waa not. much gtv
ea to tl caaerlac glass, says tb Bill
board, oae evealag went to din at
the dak with a friend-met several
Basra,' with the Tasalt that ha got "pret
ty sBbw." He left hto friend and
atartat baaae aad aald to himself: "My
hay, yaare drank. What are yoa go
hfttat ahaat R I kaow. ni go
aaase aai taad. Whacrar haanl aboat
aafcaakaaauanaatagr Well, best
he waat la a eab-weet to the library
a read. Mrs, Aetar
ea the ecene. -What
yaa detagT" ah qaav
, ?WI sr seat-yea at what rai
, e)eBaBrdar; Tat reading.'
;p "atoedlagr aald hla wife aeonifally,
;: -What are yea nedlagr
' ' hashed at the book, bat coaUat
V ' ' sat th wards, aa said, "That book'a
1 t ' 'baaa la the baas f er th tost twenty
, yaaaV aa K yaa dea't kaow I'ai aot
sjelaa? ta taH yaa."
, Ta Ihla hla wife nailed wrathfaUy.
"row M teal, ahat an that valise and
saeebed.M
John Knox a a Prophet.
Joha Knox, the reformer, would
aatai ta bar pooeessed la ao ordlaary
, aagree the spirit of prediction aad to
,hae fusts Id with aeearaey aot oaly
cattala rasas rtshls areata of public
Isaairtaatt, bat aleo the alUawt fat
of eaftaaa andtvlduato. Tana whea cob-
desaaed ta th gailer at Rochell he
,'-tk' hla aaataaea with the greateet
nswly remarking that la
f be weald "wrtkla two or
year attach the gospel la it
hi.- Thla predlcttoa.
t haaiebahl of aeceewttohmeat at
. the tbae It waa attend, waa afterward
' IstotaBy faaaBsd. Kaor predicted with
aeearaey the death of Tboawa Malt--J'
lead aad Kirkcaldy of Ornate aad
',.'!( eaaria-.wataed the reseat Xarray. aot
.to ga UaNthgaw. aa If he did a he
BMet hla death.. The n-
dbaaaaMad U waralag aad did
:wtththefateofwh1chKaozhai
eavawaraea aaa.
What Ma laid.
Utrl Girl (to lady rlltor)-Fleaae.
Vha Jawerer. let bm ace yosr tonga.
Hla J. (aerpriaecD-Wbr. ray dearl
LHU OW-Wby. ma aald yoa'd aa
aad af a toagaa.-Loadoa Sketch.
I Helping the Town
Mr yaa
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waat ta
Kin
yovr
aleaey ' hidden at
baa
Mlaaat to week la waya that heap alt.
The
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V- JIB WaaTaj !
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Th Canareeatlen Smiled.
Two country clergymea had agreed
to exchange pulplta on a certain data.
One of them made tbe following eel
aa annooncement to hla coagregatlea
aa the Sabbath pnrloaa to th ereat
"My dear bntbrea aad aUtera, 1 hare
the aleaaan of atatlng that oa next
Saaday morning tbe Rer. Zacharlah B.
Day will preach for yoa. tat at now
alag two reraea of byiaa No, 489, That
Awfal Day WOl Barely Ooaae.'"
Aad It teak aba eoeae tine ta dlaea?
er why the coagregatloa eailled.
The Itrot Beat.
At tret when a ataa waatad ta croaa
a deep atream he waa coaipeBed ta
ewba aeroaa. Bat man at beat la a
boot awlaiaaer, aad It waa aot loag be
fore he lareated a better method of
trarellag oa water. A log drifting la a
trees raralabed tbe hint By reatlag
hla body apoa tbe log aad pUahlag
with hla baada and feet be foaad he
coald more along faater and eaaler.
Tboa tbe log waa tbe drat boat and tbe
human arm waa tbe Brat oar. S. E.
rormaa la St Nlcnolaa.
A WalUr-a Amaalnt WalL
Th waiter apoke Indignantly.
"Ilea go about," be aald, "complain'
lag of being mtatook for waiter, bat
It H oa tbe other foot really that the
ahoe reata. Ua walten an the real
complainant In tbeae cateo of mlatak-
ea Ideatlty. Oar klcke an alacen.
The othen' ring falae. For at dance
aad ball aad aocb like crueaea many
a young man make money by betaa
aUatook for a waiter. Ilow doe be
make money Why, be la tipped, and
all them tip bo pocket, nerer think
lag of banding them over to tneir
rtghtfal owners. At CTcry big affair
wa coaat on a loaa of 3 per cent
ttroagh the dtahoneet adranug that
baaecaaloaa yoaag awetla take of b
las adatook for, waltera." - Pblladel
ahla Ballatla.
la tala great, whirling, paiblag,
eaaapettoar, beay world," saya Arthar
BrUbaaa, "then la no lubatltute far
bralaa." Pity 'tla, 'tit troel
Anyway tbe war of tbe Greater New
York political boaaca might be refemd
ta The Hague tribunal Jut to ee
key would do about It
la yoa i
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r ta
It la
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away
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aader the ewacre eeatrel at
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OREGON'S
KLAMATH'S
THE THAW BELL ROPE.
Hew It aad the Cendueter'a Supremaay
Came te Be BaUbllahed.
Althougb then doca not acem to be
anything la commou between pugtllaai
aad nllroad rule, yet tbo adoption of
the familiar bell rope that atntrbea
through every car of tho modern train
waa tbo ntult of a Qatle cncounteri At
the aame time and by the leaue of th
aame combat tho aupretnacy of the con
doctor In nllroad travel waa ordained.
It waa Philadelphia which gare betb
to tho world.
On of the oldcat nltroada In th
country la th Philadelphia, Wilming
ton and Baltimore, now known as tbe
Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washing
ton, which waa opened In 183T. The
terminus lu Philadelphia was at Broad
and Prime streets Prime street now
being known as Washington avenue
and after crossing tho Schuylkill river
at Qnj'a Ferry the route ran along tbe
Delaware river on what la now tbo
Cheater line of tbo Reading railway.
Tbe first schedule contained on pas
senger train, which went to Baltimore
oa day aad came back the next, which
waa considered a remarkable feat la
rapid tnveU When a train a day each
way waa placed In service th people
at the two cities served concluded that
the acme of convenience in transporta
tion had been reached.
Next to the president of the nllroad
the moat Important functionaries were
the engineer and conductor. It waa a
question whether or not tbe bead of
the line waa not considered a subsidi
ary oBeer In popular estimation to the
men who nn the train, but Robert
Fogg, who pulled tbe throttle, and
John Woir, who collected fares, won
th deference of tbe public because of
their high and responsible duties. '
Fogg, au Englishman, had all tbe
tenacity of opinion of bla nee. Wolf,
aa American, bad tbe Ingenuity of tbo
Yankee and, seeing tbe need of some
method by which be could communi
cate with tbe engineer, devised tho
ecbeme of running a cord through tbe
can to tbo locomotive. Aa tbe cngtn
was a wood burner, Wolf fastened oaa
aad of tbe cord to a log, which waa
placed on tho engineer seat and waa
palled to the floor when tbe conductor
desired to signal for a stop.
Fogg reseated what be considered aa
Interference with bla rtghta oa the
platform of the locomotive aad oa the
awat run out from Broad and Prim
with tbe new device paid ao
to tbe displacement of the log
from the seat wbea tbe conductor da
aired to take oa a passenger from a
farm near Cray's Ferry, bat sped oa
ever the bridge and did not deign to
hrlag his eagtae to a atop aatll Bio
Bell etatiou. on the south side of the
Schuylkill, had been reached. Tbea
ha demanded to know of Wolf why ha
had been Jerking that log all aboat the
locomotive.
Wolf hotly declared that be bad alg
aaled to atop, bat Fogg ntorted that
ha would stop wbea and when b
plaaaed and that, too, without any ref
erence to orders from tbe conductor,
whom he did aot regard aa hla auperlor
la the management of the train. The
altercation gnw very heated, and Wolf
aavltsd tbe engineer from tbe cab to
Battle tbe matter, and the challenge
waa QjBjckly accepted.
Paaaengen and a group of mea wh
had gathered at tbe etatlon to as th
trala come In formed a rug aboat the
cembataata, bat the fight did not but
loag, aa Wolf proved by far the aa
perlor artist with hla Oats aad with
a few btowa made It almost Uspoaalbla
far the engineer td see swacwatly ta
complete hla ran, bat Fogg admitted
that he had been fairly beaten, aad the
aapnmacy of th conductor oa a trala
waa settled for all time.
Aa the log signal waa erode and in
effective. Wolf devlasd th as of a
ball oa the locomotive, aad thla method
waa boob adopted by all of the Amer
ican nllroada. Tbea a code of alg.
aale was adopted, aad these remala
practically to this day. The oaly
change In tbe bell cord la that by us
af the air from tbe bnke system a
whartl baa superseded the bell la th
leeomotlv cab. Philadelphia Ledger.
Claye Ready Wit'
When Hnry Clay waa etamplac
Kentucky for re-election, at oaa of hla
mass meetings an old banter of wide
political Influence said. "Well, Harry,
Pre always been for yoa, bat becaaae
af that vote (which be named) I'm
goia' asla yoa."
"Lat me see year rlaa," aald day.
It waa banded to aba.
la she a good rlar
Ti.M
"Did aba ever miss Anf
"Well, yaa, one."
Why didn't yoa throw her awayr
Tbe old hunter thought a moment
aad tbea said, "Harry, III try yea
Aad Harry waa elected.
While th emperor of Korea waat
through th utotlous of resigning hla
Jab, be undoubtedly felt Juat like the
average hind uau wbea Informed that
hla services an ao longer required.
va though be, ha beeo ahat at
twies, it la aot bsHsved that the praaV
dent of Franc will hereafter lag
areaad.a six shooter aader bla
jt'
CJ ' "
aJfasetlsal.
"DM Oearge kiss yea last atojktr
"Mawsatsdto."
"Watt, what happtasdr
"Whaa he atade the preaesal I aa
mm ) aaaaast KBsussaa
RICHEST
GREATEST BARGAINS
YORKSHIRE PIES.
Men M the Way They Wen Made In
i" the Oldsn Day.
Th dollcacy of the Yorkshire plea of
olden days may be Judged by tbe fol
lowing recipe from an old fashioned
cookery boek: "First make a good
Branding crust, let tbe wall and bottom
be very thick: bone a turkey, a goose,
a fowl, a partridge and a pigeon; sea
Bon them all very well; take half an
ounce of mace, half an ounce of nut
meg, a quarter of an ounce of cloves
aad half aa ounce of black pepper, all
beat Una together; two targe spoonfuls
af ealt, aad then mix them together.
Open th, fowls all down tbe back aad
boa tbea, flrst tbe pigeon, tboa tbe
partridge; cover them; then the fowl,
then tbe goose and then th turkey,
which most be large; season them all
wall lint aad lay them In tbe crust ao
that It will look only Ilka a wbole
turkey; then have a ban ready cased
aad wiped with a clean cloth; cut It to
pieces that hi. Joint It; season It and
lay It aa close as you can on on side:
oa the other side woodcock, man game
aad wbat sort of wild fowl yea can
get Season tbem well and lay them
dose; put at least fonr pound of bat
ter Into the pie, tbea lay oa year lid,
which mast be a very thick on, aad
tot It be well baked. It mast have a
vary hot oven aad will take at least
fear hours." It to not surprising ta
tad that a footnote adda that tho
erast require a bushel of Sour. Cham
bers' Journal.
A CLEVER REPORTER.
He Bet the Interview Word For Weed
and Teek Ne Notes.
Interviewer I have come to get your
views on tbe proposed change ta tbe
curriculum of tbe school.
Mr. Swelbead Currlculumt Wbafa
that meaaT I'm against It whatever
It to.
Mr. Swelbead (reading th nport of
the Interview In the next monUaffa
paper "Our distinguished townamaa,
Mr. M. T. Swelbead. wa found at hi
charming home, surrounded by abua
daat ladlcatlona of rip scbolanhtp
aad sturdy common sens. In reply
ta oar representative's questions he
I do not desln to force my opla
upoa the public, but this I will
aay, that I have given to tbto question
leas aad atadlona attention. Incidental
ly examlaiag apoa tbe curricula af la
aUtaUoaa of leaning, both at home
aad abroad, and, although I foaad la
the existing course of study not a few
autten for condemnation, still I can
aot aay that I should advise aay radi
cal change until I have further tbae to
examine Into tbe anbject" By George,
that fellow'e got my exact isagaaga
word for word. And be didn't take
note neither. Jimmy, bnt what a
sssmory that fellow most navel Lea
dea Telegraph.
KNEW HEP. GRAMMAR. '
The Landlady Wrote Crretly aad
Waa Net te Blame.
A Londou gentituuaa advertised for
apartments at n faxlilonable waterbsg
place and recelted many replle. II
pitched upon one chiefly because It
mentioned a splendid "sea view," and,
aa It waa not convenient for Mm to
leave bis busluess to sec tbo apart
astute, be closed wltb tbe offer by
peat, sending a substantial deposit
When the time came for blm to take
hto holiday be duly arrived at hie
destination and waa surprised to Had
that not it gllmiHw of tbo sea was ob
tainable from any window of hto
apurtuieuts.
"I thought jou said then waa a
splendid sea vlewT be said angrily
to tbe landlady.
"So there U, air," replied .the land
lady, dnwliig hi attention to a picture
aa tbo wall, a really excellent palatine
of tbo sea.
"Why, you-cr er What do you
mean by such a swindle)" gasped tbe
gentletuua. "I meant a view of too
nal sea."
"Ob, did you, sir)" coolly said the
landlady. "If you will refer to my
letter you 1II aco that I distinctly
stated then was a splendid sea view
in' tbe dnwlng room. Hud I meant a
view of tbe nal sea I should lmvo said
there waa a splendid sea view 'frost'
the dnwlng room. I cannot think bow
ao educated gentleman, aa yoa evi
dently an, could have made such aa
egregious errorr London Tlt-Blto,
Uf Cur.
Tawker-I sa tiger Sed from a ball
la Central America recently.
Cattemoff-Well, wbat of It?
Tawker Do yoa suppose be wss
eowMT
Oattemoff-No, bullled.-Kansae City
nates.
Th' PVBt
U (amously)-Er-er. Maraant-ar-
tr-tbere'a something has been tnav
Buag oa my Up for th tost twf
month.
ae-Tos, so I see. Why don't yea
have It ejfff-Prlacetoa Titer.
A Story ef Beau Nash,
aaa Nash waa aet satirel a batter
fly; as to proved by the following anec anec
eote: Bla father was a partaer la a
glass bastassa at Swaasis, Tbto wss
Utsto kaewa. aad th Dachas of Marl
bereagb aac twitted him wRh the a
searity af bis birth. "Madam," replied
Nash, "I seldom meatloa my father to
eeaspaay, aet becaase I have say ne
aaa to be asaasMd of blm, bat becaasB
ha baa saaaenaaoa tobesshiaisd af
SOIL
AT $25 PER ACRE
SuHmd'i Hit Canal.
An aid nlan for a shin canal acne
.. narl nf HfotUtlll hSSbei
revived and Is boln pushed by busl-
aasa Interest of Kdlnlmrgh and !
gow. Olasgow has one plan for cutting
taburgh haa another, which Is estimat
ed to cell for an expenditure of asa,.
000,000. Originally It wns sngaesled
....- ... .-. . tAih m,i rlvil bar
canal should be enlentcd and made Into
a tidal canal, without locks, at i t
Of 170,000,000. AS y me run
barred progress, but tb canal would b
at gnat value to commerce, and It Is
expected to beooino a reality In time.
Kins Seward and Tilni
la hto own house the king hns
thoughtfully tried to do away as far
as possible-It is Impossible to do
away with It entlrely-wlth tipping,
which In the last yean haa grown to
each an outrsifoua eitent thst all but
rich men find It a tax to accept Invi
tations at country house. First to
oaa friend, then to another, tbe king
rcsswtcd ttint "lipping boxes" should
r put np In their balls, rather than
encourage that "promiscuous brigand
spy which makes sn invltstkia to a
bsf country boaee such a twrar ta
hamate ortaw.-uraaei
HOME REALTY CO.
Watck this Space for
"RIAL SNAPS"
For 8alo U.000. sis lots; street on
both sides; 300x100 ft; fenced;
planted In young fruit trees; good
4-room house; very line barn; One
chicken bouse; firewood shed and
storage barn; all painted; bargain
for the money.
For Sale Wood claim, close In; will
pay big money on Investment.
For Sato f 900. Tvo choice city lots;
vlow; well located; corner; worth
11,000.
TUIUKR CLAIMS HOMCSTKADS
TIIK IIKD FROMT"
Odkw, MalaSC
Pboaefll
WANT ADS.
FOB UALK Miscellaaeoaa.
For Sale Canaries,
Mrs. C. C. Low, Oak
One singers.
st between
j Fourth and Fifth.
FOR BALE Or will exchange for
Klamath county property, small farm
la Mondoclno, near Uklab; well Im
proved; nice location. For partlculan
address II. T. BARNETT, Mldlaad.
MUCKUJtltEOl'b.
For Kent Suite of roams In Still
block; can be used1 for light house
keeping. Stilts Dry Qood Co.
WANTED Hand Ironon at the
. Klamath Falls Steam Laundry.
FOR RENT Storeroom at corner
7th and Main sts. Inquire of C. W
Harlow on premises.
NOTICE OF HoUC OF REAL
KSTmTK
j la the County Cowt of the State of
I Oregon, or tbe ounty of Klamath
la the matter of th.. estate aad guar
dianship of Chavlea Hugh aad
Mary F. Hughes, minora.
Notice I hereby given that tbe un
dersigned, guardian of the persons
aad estate of Charles Hughes and
Mary F. Hughes, will sell at private
sale aa undivided oae-slxtb Interest
each of ssld minora la and te:
Lots S, 8, 7 sad I of section twenty
(10); Sti of 8WK and lots 6, 1, and
of section twenty-one (II); NH of
NWK and lot 4 of section twenty-
eight (28); EM of EH and NWK
of NBK of section twenty-nine (it),
all In township tblrty-nln (3) south
of range eleven aad a half (114)
B. W. M., all in Klamatb county, Ore
gon, containing 7B acres, mora or
Oa or after the 8th day of December,
1108, for cash, pursuant to order of
aald court made aad eatered la the
above proceeding ea the Ith day ol
November, 1101.
Dated at Klamath Falls, Oregon,
Nevembar Ith, lilt,
l PJUNCM HVwMB,
Ouardlaas of the persons aad es
tates af Charles Haabw aad Mary r.
Ha,
ABEL ADY
AND UPWARDS
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Carpets, Rur, Wall Paper
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WITH CAST LINING
Tkat ttonl kive to be repliced etery aeaeon. They
kara for yetrs wllkoat rtptlrs. We alio aave a fine
llae of atedtsai aad cheap keatera at prices which are
right
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NOTICK FOR I'I'IIUCATION
Department of the Interior, U. H
Land OBce at Lskevlew, Oregon,
October I, 1808.
NOTICK to hereby given that
James D. Humphrey, whose postotllco
address Is Klamath Falls. Oreson.
did, on tb 13d day of April. 18o.
HI In thla odea swora statemea and
application, No. 01817. to nurchaa
the 8H ot NBK, W)i of SUM seo-
tlon 23, Township 37 South, Usage 8
Kant, Willamette meridian, and tbe
Umber thereon, under the provisions
if tho set of Juno 3, 1878, and acts
imondatory, known as the "Timber
and Stone Law," at such vslue as
might be fixed by appraisement, and
hat, pursuant to such application, the
land and timber thereon have been
appraised, June 14, 1808, the timber
estimated at 548,000 board feat at
0.76 per M. and the land 1180.80;
hat said applicant must ofler flnal
proof la sapport of his aaallaatlon
aad swora statement en tbs 8th day
el December, HOB, before R. M. Rich-
arsea. United State oomatlsalaaar.
at Klamath Falls, Oragon.
Aay aarsaa to at liberty to
thto BarahhM before aatry, or lalUato
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