- .x: XI ABEL ADY PHONE - - - 303 EASY TERM! MARSH LANDS OREGON'S , RICHEST SO L ; - V KLAMATirS GREATEST BARGAINS AT $25 PER ACRE AND UPWARDS . 50 PER CENT. VEGETABLE MATTER.; it w S & . - a THE EVENING " . Issued Dally, Except Sunday, bjr the HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY W. O. SMITH, Editor r SUBSCRIPTION Dally, by malt, one rear. Dally, br malt, lx months. Dally, br mall, thre months Dally, br wall, one tcoath Dailr, delivered br carrier, one week . . RATES: $5.00 i.... 3.50 1.15 , .... 60 , . ... SO KLAMATH PALLS. WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 3. 1909. Y0UNQ DUCKS. TKI.KGIUPII XKWH WASHINGTON. I). U Congress next wlujer will hare to determine whether or not bond .hall bo issued br the government to raltc $10,000,' 000 or more to hasten the completion of federal Irrigation project now un der way. It has become evident that without some inch assistance work ob wany of the projects will drae along Indefinitely. There Is only 110,000,000. available, and there Is Immediate demand for $?." 000,00. Unless some method Is 'provided tor Incresulaz the amount to be expended next season, the work of the reclama tion service will be seriously crip pled and many settlers now residing oa unfinished projects wilt be sub mitted to more or less hardships. Salt Lake City. Every milch cow la Utah is to undergo the tubcrcllne teat aad all havlns tuberculosis will be killed. This announcement was made br the State Board of Health. The opinion was expressed 'that SO per cent of the cows are Infected. ' Portland. Walter II. Moore, pres ident; W. Cooper Morris, cashier, and E.rB. Lytle. Henry A. Moore and Leo Prttde, directors, of the defunct Ore- tfa3 Trust and Savings Bank which two years ago closed Its doors, a Iwteefc, were all arrested and taken to jail. The arrests were the result of a sudden and unexpected recommen dation of the grand Jury. Topeka. Wash. Justice Mann discharged the case against Tom Pike, charged with having tho "mak ings" on his psrson. The judge said, Is'part: "In my opinion this cigarette law Is Invalid, unconstitutional and farcical. Although I do not approve of cigarette smoking. I do not think t Is unlawful." Topeka. Kas. Statistics prepared by the U. S. Board of Agriculture show that (ho earnings of poultry In the Untied States In one year were greater than the value of cither the cotton crop, wheat crop or swlno out put. Tho value of the egg output for a single rear amounted to more than $290,000,000. Jackson, Miss. President Taft was loudly cheered on his arrival here. In the course of his speech at the fair grounds he advised young men to take up farming, and said that rural Ufa was free from the nerve-wracking strains of other pursuits nil tjnded to Increase tho natural span of one's life. TM Htve N. Instinctive Impulse t. tntte in. VV.Ur. It has turned out, under the search ing experimentation or recent years, that much Unit we bate supposed to be Instinct In nnliii.il-. Is not Instinct at nil. Por example, the youticiluck provesMo have no Instinctive Impulse to filler I he mater, doe not rwosiilic the element tiy night and Is. In short, to precisely Ibe same slhittllou as n chick until, by happy ctuuir, II eels Us legs wet. . Wet legs, however, mid the lift of the water on the Isxly at once start up the swimming- reaction, aud uway sjllstbc duckling, as chick' ens and children do not, The rhlrk. on Its part, has a definite Instinct to iwvk at any small object that catches Its eye. That tubes care of Its feeding Itul the chirk tins uo correspond lug Instinct to drink and would die or thirst ticrore It would rccoguutc water by sight iitone. Drluk tng It has to lenrn for Itscjf by peck ing at dewdrois or spots 'or light on the surface of the water or'imrllcles at the bottom f Its cup. Even the hen. contrary to crncrnl belief, proves to have mrinsjlnetire fear of the wa ter for ber offspring. A ben that has wised- a few broods of ducks mid seen them take to the water become highly distressed when a subsequent hatch of chickens do not swim. In fact, hens have been reported under these cir cumstances to tend their chicks to the waterside and push them In. Mc Clurc'a Magaxlne. Athens. Greece. The early abdi cation of King George Is expected, Slnco the attempted revolt In the navy last week he has been winding up his affairs and Is merely waiting for a favorablo opportunllr to quit the throne without disorganizing the government. The Detroit "Free Press" thinks that since Dr. Cook's pemmlcan was mado In Chicago, the Doctor's tale of the hardships he had to endure Is probably not exaggerated. "A Los Angeles man has left a fortune to a girl who refused to trnfrry him," says the Buffalo "Ex press," and tho Washington "Herald observes that "greater gratitude than this hath no man." I Helping the Town NESTS H GULF WEED. stMdlng Ptsc. .1 the Flying Fish In th. srgass. Sta. In the middle of tbe north" Atlantic there Is an area of comparatively still water almost eual to coutlueutal Europe In extent and more or less covered with dodtlug seaweed. It was kuown as the Uar de Kargaco to Co lumbus und the enrly uulsutora and tbe Sarguiuo ca of imsieru geog raphers. The doutlug seaweed was formerly supposed to have grown near Ibe lis bania and Florida shores und to have drifted to Its prvscut posltluu. It Is now, however, known to grow and propagate Itself where It Is found, lu It are found globular masses of weed containing tltti eggs and known as dsb nests. Investigations show that Ibe floating weed of tbe Sargasso sea Is the chosen breeding place of species of Dying dsb The. rgga found la tbe nests were at trlbuted to certain siecles of flub found resting on them, but careful examine-1 tlon of toe eggs shows that they really belong to flying tltb. Apparently, .however, tbe flying flsb do not make tbe nests themselves. Eacb end of tbe egg of these fish Is furnished wltb bnnebes of very long fllaineolary tendrils, and by means of these tbe finely divided branches of tbe Sargassum weed have been mugbt together In globular masses. Tbe eggs may be said to bare made tbelr own nest linden Field. THE COMPROMISE. Hs Thought Hs Wss Firm and Knivs H. Wss Cantldirsts. The young man had entered Unit i mysterious realm culled matrimony. and Hi It wns his llrnt offense his ra ther was huudlug him some internal uhlce ns to how he should treat tho young wire. "When you hnve.nny little differ fncea of opinion, tny mm." lie said In the ly. "If jou cun't persuade Mar garet that j mi urc rlclit-niid jou prob bly can't, for thoy nre nil about nllUo -you must compromise, lie llrm, yet 'jo considerate ami compromise." "Yes, father," replied the son. i well remember a little ocrl nice, and n reminiscent expression ramo over the old man's face, "on the very threshold of the married life of yonr mother nml myself, nnd It was I he basis of nil future disputes. It wns this way: 1 wauled to spend the summer, our first vacation together. In Maine, and jour mother wanted to p to Saratoga. That as thirty years ngo. But I shall never forget how tlrni nnd yet linw considerate I was with your mother nnd how we compromised, avoiding nil dispute. We stayed from Saturday noon to Tuesday morning nt liar HarlHir, and theu we spent the rest of the summer nt Saratoga. Yes, Indeed," the old man added, with a sigh, "that's the only way to deal with a woman. You must In llrm. hut U willing to compromise n little once In awhile, ns 1 have done with j our moth r." New York Tribune, "ENGLISH MONARCHS. D.sth Ofttn Unkind In In. MsnMf of TI..I. T.Untt Oil. Of the ...onnrcl.s ttlw " relate, m-r Knglaml sh.ee the d)s of I to Korinan eou.iuest nearly ciue-.U.irtcr of I en I li- ; roar as ear aa a baak fas yoew osra cosaiaa- X ty Increase Ike coasaiaaHr'a power to do hasleess. It anhelaatlal burners waat to borrow as.aey Ustre la aaere to It jrow soak yorr momej away from hosae U la : to other taraarra, merchaats aa4 snaaafartarera. Maaey likUeai at botue eslo. m rUcrw ta bank H is pat to work la ways that brio alL The First National Bank of Klamath FaUa la a good baak to asjt yoor aaoary ia aafc aad reUablo. 1 A Savings Account '- ' ateaaa ". 1 jfirti -i -f,i U a rata day f aad, a Ufa Insraaee aoUry, a akk keaedt, a faatral keaesK, aad aa eld age psaatea. There ia ao ferfettara elaswo fct the yaaaaook, aad it la aader the owaer'a coatrol at all tiasea. It wlsl tide him over alckaeaai It will care for hla CaasBy whea be mast go; it wttl aee him(lirojd old age, aad hary aim wbra be diea. It la a simple, baalaeaa aroyoallloa. early, aad keep it ap. aad,lako laaaaa aa Urn desert, t aapply hhaaa he Josjraeya Host la tho time to opea aa aeceaat with tba r .viij' ' JT1I,, Trait ana savingi book i ,:V ' , j "Vf " - WjitiiiiJM HUM Mllltsf " Bismarck and 3. Bismarck bad an Inteuse aversion to 13. but a veneratlou fur Ibe num ber 3. Ills reasons for bis pre dilection were that be served three masters: be wns responsible for and fought In three great wars: be signed three treaties of ieaee: be arranged tbe meeting of three emperers: be es tablished the trlplealliauce: In tbe Krannvl'russlau war three horses were klllitl under blm: be bad three names (Blsmarek. Seboenbausen and Laneo burgi: be neiiulred three titles (count, prince, dnkei: tbe ancient arms of bis family are a leaf of clover nnd three oak leaves. Ills family motto. "In trtnltate robor" (-Strength In Irln l'T". was surely lu Itself suuVlrnt to give a leaning In this particular dlrec tlon. So rlosely were bis feelings as sociated wltb tbe triple uumber that tbe caricaturists represented blm with three hairs off bis head, tie bad three rblldrrn. PURVEYORS TO ROYALTY. Their Signs Constitute One of th Sights t LanJon. The American In l'iul on Id rlrl visit to Unit marvelous cllyt Is slrm-l: by Ibe number of xlu nvr !i"" wltb the royal nrms 'ptlutisl Iheri-oii and nnnniinclng tint ihf tnnle- n Is a purveyor (u llwlr iujJ-iW-. t, when Ibe mailer Is sifted, the numln r la not mi large. Olllelnlly, uet-onllng lo the lindo'i News, (here are hImiii -.ii iruilosmei In London wbo told lb royal wurraM and nre entitled lo ue the royal arm as u shop sign, with the Hcniinpanyloa words. "By royal apisiluimeut." Tbe royal warrant has to be received. Igued and scalrd in due form; other wise. If ,n tradesman styles himself a purveyor. to a meiniier of the royal family without (bis furmal iiermissloii, hs la guilty of nn nffeiise which Is punishable by a line nut exceeding 20. Mureover. be Is liable lo a simi lar One If be uses uruis so uearly re aembllog tbe royal arms as to lead people lo believe thai he Is enrrylpg on his buslnewi under the uutliorlty of royalty. Several Instances. have ooi-ur-red of the enforcementif these pennl ties. The wsrrants are exhibited la the sbop windows, bended by Ibe royal arms and lies ring the signature of the lord chamberlain, (he comptroller of ibe royal lnMieboltl, Hie treasurer f tbe latter, or ol tbe master or Ibe horse, etc, according to the clrcua-auacas, TIGERS IN INDIA. Strang. Hindoo Btlltfi Cor.tsrnlng the Man Eaters. In India the traditions of folklore are numerous ami strnuge. Among tluwe pertaining to the tiger the fottonlng are Hie most iHtiiltar: The itmilucatiHl Hindoo (and lie Is In the great major ity) believes thnt the ghost of a man killed by a tiger rides on the hend of tbe beast that slew him to wnm him or danger and to guide blm to new v lo Urns. It Is declared that Hid provides for the tiger's dally wants to the amount of I niee n day-that Is to say. If tho tlxi-r kills a calf worth il niiees he will not tie allowed another victim for five days. Katlug the flesh of a tiger Is sup ptiscd to give one great courage nnd alertness, but the w linkers must first be singed off the lsast or his spirit will haunt the-man wbo fed off blm. and he Is likely to I turned Into a tiger lu tbe next world. Tbe following Incldeut really occur red in a small Indian village In the In terier: One of the villagers wns unfor tunately killed by a tiger. Tbe ollee Investigated the accidental death and rendered this verdict: "landu died of n tiger eating him. There was no other cause or dentil. Nothing was left of blm save his lionc and some lin gers, which probably belonged to ei ther tho right or left baud." Washing ton Star. A MARRIAGE NOTICE. Th. Modern On. Sounded Quit. Orsnd to th. Old Lsdy. Old Jdy O'Mslycar laid down the paper wltb a sigh and louked over her spectacles at tirandfather Ulyear. I feel iiulte oshamed when I reiueiii- ber our bumble marriage notice." she said. "Harried. In tbe First Concrciratlon. al cbunb of Ilarborvllle. Abel Good year lo Mary Lawton.'" chanted uracarather Goodyear. "It read well. to my luinking." "Yes. for those days, but not for present limes." said bis old wire. "Yon know, Anastasla Cummlug't daughter Ijiura married a Toby, and their daughter has just married Sophy Leavltt'a grandson. Ills mother, So phy's child, married u Wilson." "Well, what of all that!" Inoulred Grandfather Goodyear, rubbing bis forehead lu great confusion of mind. "It's the fashion lo keen all the fain. Ily names." snld Old Lady Goodrrar. severely. "You bear bow grand It seunds: " 'Married, at tbe home of the bride's mother, Mrs. Frederick Cummlnis- Toby, by Iter. Harold Lowden Kirk bright, With Smyttie Cuinuiuig to George Broune Lcavltt-Wllson.' "Now. there's something for old Grandpa llrouoennd Grandma Sioylbe lo be procd of-irtbey were alive." "M'mr said Grandfather Goodyear Youtb'a Companion. m Viif-nulll COIHlUi i i.iiiu.i. ii.it o met violent William I. wns killed by ' Ills horse. William II. aUot lijle (Hinting, whether h accident er de sign Is still oue of the utisoltcd irel' ii.ii ..r lilstwryt lllchartl I. - M'J by a shaft from a crossbrow lillc besieging the city of Clul.ii. In I raw. Illcliard II. was murdered In I milefract castle. IMwurd II munirm. llerkeley rustle nnd l.dnani .,. r i I, ,n lll.li.1hl III. mis killed on the ballletleM of Itoiwortb. and Charles I. had bis head cut off In Loudon. . lUlubelh's death na hasicliisl by ..,..,.,..., iiiii .Iik had ordered ine ex ecution of IIsm'X, und her sister Mary sickened und dlol siwn alter ine i of Calais, declaring that tho name oi th.it illy ould I found aflrr death written on her heart The death of IMwutd lll.'s son. the lllack I'rluce. caused the aged inouarch to die of grief. So. after the loss of bli sou In the White Ship. Henry I, was tieier seen to smile again aud lived only a short time. Henry VI, and George HI. were Insane during the latter )ears of their reigns nnd finally died from what In these days would he called paresis. Charles II.. Henry VIII.. lil ward IV nud George IV. hastened their deaths by the lives they llred. Only two inonarchs died of that great na tional scourge, consumption, They were IMwnrd VI and lleury VII. queen Anne's dralb ai due as much vii any thing e)H to overfeeding. Only Ino monarrhs. Henry VI, nnd George IIU dlevl after long lllnes.es.-lAinduu Taller. TREES IN HOLLAND. All Strtsls and Csnslt Otrdirtd With Clmt or Lindtns. The nvernge Huirh town Is nn at traelhe plnrr In tin- sirjinnrr ns'tillis. since practically eicry srris-t and mini Is Istrdcrcd w It It .hade tns-s, nblcb hut out tbe glare of the sun nisi tlrr cool ni'd hulling nrrnues for the et ploratlon of the lourM. 'Ibe Isinks n( these canals are geurrnlly lrrr.mil In two IcKls-Ihe Inner one rr ah-Iioiik-s nnd the upper tor Iiom or dni-lllugs, hut each elnatlon Is plant ed vt It li tteis. At best a city Is an eimsllngly poof location fur live culture Narrow Streets, tilth tall Inil'dlncs. eirlude (tie life glilug sunlight; usplialt or rjo-ly pavisl walks prm-nt the ui-it-ary moliture from sinking Into the gruund and nourishing thirsty nsits, and Irak- sge from the gas mains Is n deadly pidson to all vegrtatlon for this rra- son rare should l eiereltsl In the selection of the variety of trees fur street planting In order to gel tbe l-st results, lu Holland time his demon strated that the elm and linden should be placed In il.e Hrt rank, f,ir there are many eiamples of thew species In Dutch towns whlrh have wltlniod the ravages of mote thin two een turles The elm at, ears to be the hardier of these two trees ar.d will live under most rdverse conditions. The Dutch municipalities eiprnd large sums each year ror the preserva tion or their shade trees, but tbe re sults amply Justify the cost for main-tcnance.-Harj'cr's Weekly. Couldn't Turn It. The eye-wClliile Willie's teacher .. sad and sorry, for. notwithstanding that he was her 'avorllc pupil, be stand before her convicted of the heinous charge of a then or randy rrom a fe. inw pupil, it was a first offense, bow. ever, ami she did not desire to Inflict conra punlahmrnt. , moral lecture, she thought, would fit the case. "Itear In mind. Willie." she eonclud ed. "that these temptations can bo re sisted If determination Is used. Al ways turn a deaf ear lo temptation." Utile Willie's lip trembled. "Hut. te.Kber." he unstirred, "I ain't got a deaf ear." . Goodrich's Cash Store C. P. (lOOI)RICII, Proprietor filler in Dry (.Hl., Clothing. Shocn, Hat.., Carpets. Rur. Wnll I'aper anil (IroccriuM .,,,,S1 7u .,,.,, BO.oe ,,,, ls,RO . ...IHetn .III . ,.,-sisrlu l-'l ,,. Tshle Srtll, ." is'iinds for Mil, oiichslf ground. -r Ion . MispSisip. Ithilsirsfor Cottee, p'r suml Tert, per mnd ' SinrTolst"". sr plug -r,hildwiiis r plug -npcsr Head Toln, r plug lilts, per pound t,..... . luillllll Colunil'u tt Hskis, pint. In ililnawarr In. imiIi sikaKe Violet (tats, im ksue vi, .1-1 I'.tntske Hour Hulled Hat, In hulk, HI pound lor , , , III leal I'riine., Wl iunils lor Itt.Vlt'C ami . , .Mcahil ,,,,, i . , JUt .4(1 .1.1 .in .11 .117 ,1ft .IA .in l.tMl l.tMl .T5 sugar, s-r sstk llljsheiit' Price Paid for llkle and Producn $arsOW-ms ..Meitsooooeeool Have You Had Any Trouble With Your Heater? No, of court not. If you have one of oar "CHEERroIlS,, WITH CAST LINING That don't have to be replaced every leuoa. They burn for yetra without repiln. We alio have a ftae Urc or medium md cheap heateri at prtcea walca are right HAKDWARE DEALUtt ROBERTS 6 HANKS. 6O0OoO OsXHH DOS J, 7.CMW1IT, I "resident Abstracting Rtoaa, rioat. Mm rriata, lie. K. M. Urea, Vlea-rraa. aad TrsM Klamath County Abstract Go. Surveyor! aad Inidatloa Iigticcn fli.T K UtTMioar, Secrslar? Klanath Falls, Oretyw .eo.o..ft.. T ttttitlMIH "JlHT WHAT Till: iNM-fOt; OIlllKltV' llellrr jpilp Titan Ktrr His Cendolsnes. An English lord used to tell a stair of a sheriff substitute be once knew slightly. Although be was a rery religious man. tbe sheriff bad bis faults, and one of these was that be bad a habit of using strong language without re alizing what his words Itnpllrd. The sheriffs best friend was Ibe minister of Ibe parish, and u great misfortune befell Ibe reverend gentleman by the death of bis wife. Tbe six riff wished lo rtpress bis sympathy, but be found himself quite at a loss o know what to say. lie sat for a Ions time scratching bis bead and puulloB himself to know what be could say lo tbe minister. At last bo blurted out. "Well, minister. Ibis Is a 4-1 of a business." Loudon Express Quit, a Success. Wife of Ibe Professor-Charles. hr I a lelesrniu an explosion In your laboratory and Ibe plaeo wrecked. Professor - Thank, .soodness! Thn thai experiment was a success, arise all.-KsT York Jooraai. j HOME REAITYCa Watch this Space for "REAL SNAPS" WK NKVKII INK A Ml'HMTI. TUTK UNDERWOOD PHARMACY MIIHHI.KII HTII.TH III.IKJ. I'ltIN KCIIIITIOXH A1T. It.VriXY IIM.KII Ib-st Kenlie lo Pitttuwer. l" OVH NTOtrK III NKW ANI PKKMII $1,000 A business proiMislt0IIl j,,,, mo nneit "small business" In town. Reed ln(ome, steady, clean, ami susceptible to Improvemenlj well worth looking Into. 11.000 How about this? , corner In the city, 100 ft. from; a nnnl(H ration, splendid view, In fad very choke lots. $1,500 for 10 acres. Improved; U,u in; to sto ( Is to buy. .H.u.imaiMH iioMnuima "TIIK Itllll PHO.NT" Phone HI Ofllee, Uln HI. WANT ADS. rOH IUU--.Mbei.uan; ous. t-nii Ql ti w. . . w.ulcgo rang)i tnMt new. Inquire two doors north ... Methodist church, NOTICi: pun ITIILIUA1IO.V Department of tho Interior. U. H Und Office at Ukotlew, Oregon, October , 1909. NOTICK is kinbr !.. ...... anus li. Humphrey, w,0lu ,tomto oof .I1. ?ir?,h ". Oreaon. nio In thi. omco sworn itatement nud tho su'"r' '"7' ,0 "u'"' Hon 23, Township 37 Boitth. uanttn ,. K"t, Wlllamcltii ti.erl.llan, and tho limber thuri-r.n. nn.i. . ..... . . . ioo i rovisinfiMi . . '" tho art of Juno 3, 178. and nets' "m,''' ' ,,"n""ll amendatory, known . tt, -r,...t . ' ,'B,n,,l" Kp mid McKay fl, and mono Law," at such value as mlaht bo nied by pra,cmcnt, and I'at, pursuant to such nnnilrnii.. .... i... i ..... - ' anu I m bur ll,n.,... , . , vu" ro been PI'ral.ed,JunoH,S09. th !.... l.m.lcn at CI5.000 board feet at 0.7B per M. ad l0 Iani, , """ a,,, ""'.Meant must offer final I'roof In support of his anmt nd.wo, in.talcmc,,tontho8.hday ofDceembor, i09, before II. M.UIch. ardKin. Unl.cd Stale. commll.loncri at Klamath Pall., Orefon. Any person Is at nt..... . . ! ,,rch"orE; a mutest at any tltn. before pateil Issues, by flllni a corroborated aaV davit In this office, alleging facta wMch would defeat tho airy. AUTIIUIl W. OHTON, 0--l8- Register. rim report cornea (root I'rlnr-tlll. Hint County Hurvoyor Pred A. Hlca has been awarded the contract for thn completion f aurvwy for aa electric rnnd from Opal City, Iho new own on il,,, ortb id0f crooked i river, mi tin, Oregon Trunk and llr af it. Th contract for th0 aUrveyln awarded by Joseph U. Houston, who represents Portland capital In th O'U'ii Palls project and a reclamation project In tho vicinity of Opal City. 1 Is tho purpose of Mr, Houston t Keneralii thu p0wur for (n0 vv(te lino nt Oden Palls, whara contracts liavo already been awarded for tho n.lrue(io,, or power plaati. It seems that Cannon la no longer , "ho of thn t.1 ..... tva aa tbotigh ho will .nt... k... m Are 1.1 .. ... s iiiseti or got discharged. wl I'robahly explode irtt. aowartr. l