The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, October 14, 1909, Image 3

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TJue intelligence or Ilia mitf Ixanui'r iiiatia in stranger in. lire Into Coeridg'a taalee, ami when found In wy Hkni itMika he open, fur him a subscription rtt lite clrvu- ling library In CbraiaM.-Wcimla ' Osiett. The ffsMttoua Traveler. ("How dkl you Ilk I'llUliurgf "It aoola iuaV '"Do you Iblnk Ftosloa la great "It baa bean." "DM you nod lhlladlbla the plac ' sleep bey say tor "Net par m. mn lMIk't." "jfet far m. Brrrynnfly else snored good lilac lo live ir jx "Capital." "How did you find Chlcagor "Dklnl hare lo. II waa thrr wbrn I arrlrrd." "Iluw wrro lb monntalna lark of tntrrY' . "Ilotky." "How did I hey trrat yon In New rlraaar I "AM ! Ilmr." ' H. I'm rld lo you'r latck." ii iwhr wltal bwkr - aMefc. Ire wr m-n li," M fljto tkfl Ibat lh ananll look KM Ike tmttl cm hrarlnie ibe ! tNt ll waa Jiulinabt.- An Organ Rtcllal. A doirn or inorc woniru had ialli Nl al u boiiw mi Walnut lrrri to at Irctd N iiilnr imi'llntf of n "i-clrty Wkhb lli.-y brloiiunl. Itrfurr thry ittuBH-uml hi talk ItiitlnriM imm of Ihr ruiun bad lo It'll frrryliody about rtcovrry from a rrrrnt oMraiion W nmllrlll. Aflrr ah got Ihrmiih H roiiniii anmurr or no ofirraiioii ah lad Kn tlipiush u frw yrnrn ago liira aante thing, nod ll ItMik eomr lire to lell about ll. Thai rvmlndrd third of an oirntilon abi Intd onrf .through, and whru lir tlulnbrd iloai M mmht of Hhp vl.lion tart I tm wr, riprnrnre on iix or li.g.taMr. tbw woiiMrnt a iUll lllllr worn- i cvrnrr of the nxim nro to ah ciiilnlnrd l tier "Ihat thla waa lo hnrc lrii a rllnk. hui ll arnm to Ixiun recital.--l'hlUtlrl.tiU Tlmca. The Key ef Death. 1Tb "krV of drath" U aMirnlly a try whlih la ahowu ninoug the jreafxina al lln araenal al Wukv. It NnrtMrd'lay TUald. who. oiMtv. Ik wvcreMalitnrii Ihla limlni MV'.'iW 4aannilow of bU rival. the gf ta4a ramairwitil flint the unfile Atnr tx turnnl around, rriral na a amall rprlngr which U'lug naa a xrry flue imtHIv la drirru wiiii fonuticraii" irrr iroiu inn oinrr imiu. fbU nnillt- la ao vrry tlm" Hint Ibe ah rfoa nvrr Ihr wound linmcdiate learliur no mark. bt lb doalh of i vlrtlM la ahiMaM MaJanlanron". A t4Mk I'uMed Htaliii Irrnaury not kiefwuira ihre and onr-vlchth lucbea width and rvu and ontMiuarter ekf Iu length. II will niiMIh with- breaking IrBitthwlM n weight of orty-on iNiunda. i-ruaawlim n weight alurly-om iiouuda. The nolea ran 1 lo n ahiTt, a abrl being right and fMNMiuarirr lucbea wide by thirteen and one-half Incbea losg. Om of I be laheeia lengtkjwhigwUlr.Biiimid IM ajatja in Cfwatinw m r"a -' Ivael). 'rV,ar. mm. alrr cried her father 'OUla't I (ell you iwvr lo i-utar ray bona agalaY" "No. air, you didn't." replied the par aUtent aullor. "You aaM not lo 'eroaa your thnwltnld,' ao I climbed In tb w-ludow."-Kichange. Thenllarwultfi)'t Have It "Ilnw inilcli of un liicomf do M iMjft mM lre on comfortably t" Mm TMihriimiiag In ha rary amimii ahmit 110.000 a year all but ejM fWMid out that 1 waa ceding ihat .wufh."-Ohloago Record Herald. mi ' i Ilnlel' Clerk-Juat al'gn your Maw. ilram. The olbar.Kueata would Ilk ,to reglMur, "Don't yoa try lo hurry iu. young I oon't never "aura notain- iai i'l read carefully."-f.lfe. A Prlmar-af Life. i M .1? k'K The Judge' Llttl Jk. Tim t-rmr or in clerk Involved la rlitlilrdly fniihiMliiK situation Ihr Uer limn Mfiilli'iiinii rehired lo In a atory In I ho New Vork Tlnics. On n Jury itny, In Hut I'lrsl district court n stolid looking tlt'riimti present ed lo tlm JiimiI. i' ii ci-rilllciiii' from Ibe i'oiiiiiiIknIoiiit of Juror. After n rapid Ulilliro nl I lit' rtiKiliui'iil lliv Jimlko or-ill-nil Ihr imiti to rnlHC hln right hand and mlmliiMi'rrd tlm on Hi, "Vonr mt mi' U llernmu Kaufman)" "Vea, your honor," "Thla HiN'r," continued lh court, "h'tiiel mi o I'xcua llernmu Kauf mini from Jury duly on lh ground llml he It dead, Now, remember Hint you bare worn to lell lh Irulh and think well before you nnawer. Ar )oti dendr "Noo. your honor," waa I lie bewll dcred reply! " don'l think I am." "You claim Unit you am allrer "V-ea, your honor," "That will do. Now lake Ihla paper linrk tolht couiiiiIiuiIouit of Jurora." The nm n dhl ao. When Ihv couiinU Ioiut eknmlmil Ibe cerllltcnle It bore Hi.' following Indoraemont In lh Ju tlru'a bnudwrlllngi "Tit dereaaed, appearing liefore.tn In often court, InaUl under oath Ihat he la not dead. I'leaae Inveallgate and If hla lealliuouy be fala bar him In dieted for perjury." A Wdd-Ing Hint. Tb tail girl amlled In aoin embar raaantent, "Haven't you any accomibiiud aboear ahe aald to I he aboe clerk. "Hut, iula" he reinonalrated. "No.' no; yoti mUumlcraiaud," aahJ ah. "I don't ineau Iu wear. I iaat mean old hoe. loo worn for ua. that cuetontera have left with you. Vou a, them'a a wedding up at our bow tomorrow, and we want eouirlblog to throw at the bride and bridegroom." "I ae," aald lb clerk. II rummaged Iu a black hoi and drew forth an armful of dilapidated footwear. The girl aelectnl eom three, two and one. "The will do. Thnuk ever ao much," ahe aald. and o departed, "Itlg fooled ieople are alwaye work ing that on ua." aald tb clerk after ward. "That girl wear eight. Hb couldn't very well throw euch mud acowa at tbbrlde, o ah cho obm llttl and dalnly ebora hr-on and two. Ob. yr, It' au old trick with tb big footed."-Lo Angele Time. araMit'a Head Tavern. Tit Sararen'a Head. Hnow Hill, now clod, reached back lo a rrapectable anibjulty. In "Dirk Tarlton'a Jeeu" It la referred to "lb HaracenV Head without Newgale." and Mow call It "a fair and Urge Inn for ra celDl of traveler." which "hath to algn lh Haraten'a Head." lla art eminent Inter!, however, I' natural ly Dlcbenalan, and the novellat haa given a vivid deecrlpllou of lb oM Inn a It waa when Nlcbolaa Nlcktoby and hla unci Interviewed I her tb master of Itotbeboy Hall. Tbr ar varloqe account of Hm origin of lb algn of lb Maracen'a Head. Oa la that It waa act up na a complluMBt to lb mother of Tbomaa a llecket. who waa lb daughter of a Saracen. In Hldn'a "Table Talk" we read. "Wbrn our countryuteu came horn from fighting with Ibe Harnceua tbey pictured I hem with bug, big, terrible fare, aa you allll eo tb sign of tbo Haraccn'a Head U."-lxndon Chronicle. Pram lha KIUhn. Haa It cm alruck one what a num ber of terms belouglng to cuisine ar applied to man under different clrcum atancea? Rowellmea.be la "basted," h "boll with rage." U "baked" with hat and "burn" with love or Jeal ousy. II la often "cut up," "devour ed" with a flam ami "done brows." We "drcaa" hU Jacket for hint. Mean time h Is "eaten up" with car, and occasionally he la "fried." We "cook" hla "goose" for him. and often be makee a "goose" of himself. We make a "hash" of him. and aometlm be makee u hath of something clae. Ha get Into "hot water" nud aometlmea Into a "mesa," It made Into "mine meat" and la often In a "pickle." We are often aikcd to "toast" him, and be la frequently put Into a "atcw" or la la a "stew." no one knowa why. A "aoft" la "half baked." and on mere ly handled la well "peppered." A cheeky young Imp la a "sauce box." and a rich father la made to "fork" oat-Dundeo Advcrllaer. H Kntw Hla uela. Kind Hearted MahJeu (Ashing for a stray enny In her'purae)-! auppoee you itoor blind iwople feel your mbj fortuur keenly T Blind MtJndlcaul-Yaa, Indeed. The Lord only knowa how I nlaa the pJoaa are of being able .to look Into tb beau tiful face of the handsome and lovely ladle who ar kind enough lo donate- Klnd Hearted Maiden (Biking Mt a ahllllugl-Here, poor fellow, take thla. I'm aura you ar deervlBf.-Londen crape; haa. "Now, look here. Algernon aaM a parent to hU eon ateraly, "when 1 waa your ag I waa at the head of my slaaa." "Ah." reapoudrd lb Md. "pwhaa teacher wero raster t fool tkoa than, they are nowT' Sever. "I wlah I had a fortune. I'd avr paint another plcturer' . Jectara au artlat to a brother of lb brush. "Wall, there are tola at PHiw woUM glv you on on that condition! g& J M'W. ...... 6-, Oathad and ultana. The cockade orlglinilttl almpl In lb knot of rllibona or airluga by which lite broad flit (mi of Urn aeveiileentb can tury round hat were cocked" or drawn up lo the brim lit fine weather, mid (hue originated lliu three cornered tint a well aa the cocked hnl of later llmra. There wua nothing apeclnlly military about the iiwigt'. na the Ig norant naaert. The aame airing aur vivo In The loopa of the hula of blaboHi and other ecclfalaetlrnl dlgnllarlea In Ureal llrllalu, Iu I hi' airing of the luila worn by r'rcui-h curea and Hhiii lab mid Italian pndrtm and In Hie cord a which are allll aceii on Hie hat a of aoino livery aervniila, It naturally became the cualoin for military men lo "cock" their tmla with the livery color of the prince they eerved, and na the Hanoverian color waa Hi convenient on of black tho "blnfk cockade" became aaoclaled In the ndnda of the eople nltli military uniform, lit nu old Kcotch aong of Hhlrrnmulr, citing "UVMalword'a Her aldry," we read of "Hie red coat lad with black cockadea," and a knot of while rtbhoua wna naturally cboacn na the badge of their optouent. When the old lite of the atrlnga wna forgot ten the knot, In the form of n roaett of ribbon, aurvltrd, Juat aa did the button u Ibe backa of our coat a, which were Intended to faaleu bark the flapa In riding or inarculng.-"Ju- tic of tb race." trlhlng a Comet If w aak the effect of a rornet'e alrlklng Ibe earth we will readily ae that If Hi head of Ibe comet were com Itoaed of bowlder a collUlou would liov dlaaalroua cottaenuencea. A rain of mllllona of great meteoric atouea would, of courae. bring calaalrophe. If. however. It were merely a rain or amall particle or dual we might never become cooacloua of It. for Ibe parti- clea would never reach uaTbey would bfued Into gaa through friction wim our atmosphere many mile before reaching the surface. If the gaaea lib erated by friction were In eireaalve volume we might suffer discomfort or ren disaster. II I estimated that hundreds of mllllona of meteoric parti clea strike our atmosphere 'every day. Thla would be a serious matter If we were not protected by our gret shel tering envelope of air. Occasionally a meteoric bowlder la large enough to reals! the Iteat generated by Ihla fric tion and reachea Hie aurface. Thla w call a meteorite. The now established connection between cotnela and me teors la a mailer of great Intereat. Italpb 11. Larkln In North American Review. "Chlr." Churchgoer who follow Ibe service In their prayrr books would certainly ralaa lb "dear old phrase" concerning "quire and place wlter I bey sing," and In tlm the old fashioned "qulrea" may b mad new fashioned again by tb coming of rationalised epelllng. "Choir" waa a moat unnecesaary oat rage upon I he language. The old Bag llab "quer" or "quero" bream quit naturally "quyer" or "quire." and ao It remained until Ibe end of the seven teenth century, when somebody aeema to have Introduced "choir" beans It looked more Ilk Ibe Kreitcb "cboeur," aa If Ibat were n valid reason. There could have been no danger of confus ing at church "quire" nod a "qulr" of paper, which la a different word. Ibe French "cahler," probably from Latin "quatemarlum." a collection of four leavee.-Londou Standard. Lkd hah In Hsus f Csmmsns. A abab of I'ersln, who made a state visit to Kngland Iu IH73. bad a curi ous iDriace In Ibe distinguished stranger' gallery of lb bouse of com mons. He aooa got tired of watching the legislator at work, but when be made a move to go be waa fold he could not leave Ibe gallery. It hap pened at Ihat moment that a division waa called, and Iu accordance with the practice which then prevailed all the door of lb house wer locked aatll tb vol waa taken. Mr. Gladstone aud an Interesting comment on the Incident. "It la." bo wrote In hla Jour nal, "probably, or iioaalbly, tb Ant tlm for more than 500 year that a foreign sovereign baa beeu under per sonal restraint of any kind In Kag-laad."-Wclmlnater Qaiette. Th Knilr Treukl. "Don't take It so bard," aaM the aympathlalng fileud. "Itemember that (bough your .daughter la married yeu hav nut lost her." "I know," HoUbod Ibe bride'a Broth er. "That'a the trouble. Julia and her hiubuud 'hare already picked out the beat room In the house for their." , -Chicago Recenl'UeruM. In Prft lnnna. The Beauty (turning from a long aMlnthemlrrori-ldoenvyyoul The rrlead (pleased, but lncreduloua)-You eavy me, njy dear! 1. wonder why. The Beauty-BecMuae you can aee the real me. I can never ae anything but tbainer reiectlon.-Ixtndou Punch. Na "It aeema kh uucle fell out of a ho tel window." "Gracious! Any boa brokesT' "Not om." . "Nor "Na II wna ajerely drowned, happened In Wiilee," It Her rUBtan. "It la awfully Meed of you te let as have a dance." mreuug waa reatarked guaklngly to ht partner. , "I tM't think what miylf you an kind," "Nor th git I rejoined. "Why.aWt yon know that It'a a clmrlty balir t' twice who gtva qutokly, far tola rti In aohed aila.-Lo- THE CASSOWARf. A Peculiar Bird That flha Wllh II selhsrs.- Ilabllaof th cormorant and of tb fish hawk are generally known. Their method of taking llah ar vvrr much like those of birds of firry, Hut the cnaaowary flahe according to n melli od of lla own. A well known iinturnllut wltnemwd lla operations on a rlrer In tbo Island of New llrltaln. He aaw a cassowary romo flown to Hi water edge and stand for some minute apparently watching tlm wa ter carefully. It (hen atepx-d Into the river where It, waa about ifirfe fret deep nn1, inrllnlly squalling down, spread It wings out, Milimi-riclng them, the feather Mng spread and ruhied. Tho bird remained inotlonlt-sa nnd kept lla eye cloaed aa If In aleep. It remained In this position for a quarter of nn.lionr, when, suddenly closing lla wings nnd straightening lla feathers. It tcpcd out on the bank. Here II shook Itself serernUl'ie. whereupon a quan tity of small fishes fell out of Its wings nnd from amid II feathers. These Hie bird Immediately picked up and awal lowed. The flshe had evidently mistaken the feathers for a kind of weed that grow In Ihe water atffng the bank of the rivers In tbla Island and which much resemble the feat tiers of Ihe cassowary. The ems Her rtslie hide In these weeda lo avoid the larger onea that prey on theni.-Kxchangc. . THE MOON. Ita Visual tin N QrUr Whan It la High Than When It la Lew. The artlat baa to choose between eel entitle truth and "convention" wbrn be seta out to paint the moon. A three penny piece axed at a distance of six' feet from the eye (say at tbe end of n horizontal alx foot pole, tbe other end of which la made to press the lower edge of tbe eye socket t will Just cover Hie dink of either tbe sun or the moon hanging In Ibe aky. It la an absolute fact tbat thla la true whether the moon (or the aunt beJtlgb Iu the aky or low down near the horizon. The real "visual alto" of the moon's disk Is no greater when It la low than when It Is high. No one who reads what I have Just written will believe nte. Kvery one thinks Hint he knows tbat tbe disk of Ibe harvest moon or of tbo setting sun occupies a larger space In the sky when low than when high. Thla to due to n Judgment or mental process and U au erroneous one. Tbe rye Is not at fault, but tbe curiously untrustworthy mind to. What, then, to tbe painter to do? He yields to prejudice and often paints tbe low moon or low sun of a else which compared with aclcBtlnc fact to ridiculously cxaggerated.-Hlr E. Kay Lankcster In Loudon Telegraph. Hr Chla. Tbey were slstersUi-lsw and reason ably well disposed toward ach other. One waa tbe mother of George, aged alx mouths, and the other waa the toother of Marian, aged alx months and four days, it waa ImposslW that n alight parental rivalry abouU b al together concealed. "Marian doc not teem to grow very fast." aald tbe mother of George, with n auggeatlon of commiseration In her tone. "George to mucb taller (height being measured In Inches). 'Tcrhaiw be I, replied the utotner of Marlau coldly, "but Marian weighs more." "Ob, well," responded the altter-to-law, wllh n emtio of high bred su periority, "of course 1 should not wish George to be groaa." Exchange. A 'rank Katimate. To mauy peraous who are not actors the atage aeema a delightful and faa clnatlng place. In a book called "Tbe Actrcea" Louis Cloeeer Male, herself au actress, tells some of her expert eucea with girle who envy her her pro fession. One day one of tbcra from behind a counter Iu n shop said. "I should bavo weut on the atage." "She evidently wauted to talk, aud I atrovo to be lutereaten,- aaya suss Male. "But aee bow tired I am." 1 aald to her. "1 have to work very bard aa It Is, and 1 bad to work much harder to gala what Utile recognition I have had." "Oh. yea," ah responded, compla cently gating at beraelf In a mirror. "But, you aee, I have talent." Danger f Handwriting. A young man to bringing an uctlou against T graphologtet In -Parte for substantial damage. A pretty heiress, to whom be waa engaged to be mar ried, abowed a epeclmeu of hU hand writing to the graphologtot and asUed for Information. Thla la th reply ahe get: "If you ahouM meet the man who wrote these Hue upon your way' through life avoid hla. Be to an ego tist and fool, haa a bad temper and a despicable nature. Tbe exlateuce of the woman who haa the misfortune to marry him will be a Calvary." The marriage baa been brokva of; bene th action. Hr Uual Remark. - "What did Maw aay when bar fa ther gav her tbat new gold watcnr aaked one gladsome girl. "Oh. tbe eome thing that ahe always aayar-. She remarked (bat aha waa hav tag a perfectly lovely Has," Kx- A .toad that , Mr. Jugglne-A black cat eame to our back fence Mat HUM. Mr. Jug-gba-DM It brlnyo good luck? Mr. lugglna-That'B what It did. I hit It the vry Irat tlm. I fired. U? - Maa'a chief wladom eoaatoia In'kaaw 'Bu'kis BdBVMI' Tflfl) OilfllMI la) The truth I tbat throughout all the wonder working of lb beehive th queen I little more than an Inatru raenf. a kind of an automaton, merely doing what tbe worker compel bar to do. Tbey are the real queen In th hive, and the mother be to tb real subject. Tito workers hav mad her for their own wise purpose, Just aa they make tbo comb and tb honey to ator ln.lt. Th egg an to hatched from to In no way different from any worker egg. If you tax on from a queen cell and put It In lh ordinary cell It will, batch out a common female worker bee, and aa egg transferred from worker comb to a queen cell becomes a full grown queen. Thouaanda and thousands of worker eggs are laid In a hive daring tbe season, and each of tbo could b mad Into n queen If the worker chose, flat tbe worker egg I laid In a amall cell, and tbe larva to bred on a bare minimum of food at tbe least possible cost in lime, trouble and spate to tb hive, while when a new queen to wanted a cell a big aa your finger lip to built, and Ihe larva to stuffed Ilk a prise pig through all IU five daya of embryo life no til, with unlimited food and tlm and room lo grow In, It come out at last a perfect mother be.-Van Norden'a Magazine. Manding a Bekn Heart. An Atchison youog thing bad a heart that ached, her honey boy hav ing taken hla affections etoewberr, and ber father recently abut blmaelf up with ber to reason with her,. "Tbat honey boy averaged spending CO cent a week oa you," be aaM. "Her a dollar a week to take bl place. Kvery time be called be cleaned out tbe re frigerator. Your mother will ae to It tbat your brother do thla la future. II kept you up 11 nigbta. Toar baby atoter to cross, and hereafter you will let tbe baby do tbto for you. H took possession of tbe mot comforta ble rocker oa tbe porch. When yea look at tbat rocker In future It wUl not be empty, bringing tbe pang to your heart that your allly novel tell about It will be occupied by the aaaa who paid for It. and tbat'a me. Tour mother and 1 atayed by you through colic and teething and are going to get you through tbla If we have to take turns spanking you. Now take your eyes off tbe moon and look at tb daat around you." Atchison Globe. The Dsmon Rum. Tb subject given out for an eaaay hi on or tbe public schools waa "The Evil Effects of Alcohol." Here are ex tracts from eome of Ihe compesitions: "Alcohol baa a very marked effect on the doctor'a conclusion w casea ef akkaeaa." "Medical men aay tbat fatal dtoeama ar th worst." "Some people tblak Ibe abnee of drink to a ala. other tblak It to, all right, and other take It aa a asedl cine." "At lh present day mauy people are la Jail for coalmining aulclde wblto under tbe Influence of atrong drink." "Doctor aay tbat tbe Increased death rate from tbe effects of boosing abort eaa Mfe." "Alcohol mock at you. and at last It blteth like a scrrsnt and atlugetb like a bee." "The Dlbte aay look not on the wine wben It to red. but Rhine wine to not hurtful."-New York Prea. Animals Ar Pr taller. Tbe polar bear la tbe only wild ani mal Ibat like n trip on the water, ac cording to a French aclenttot who baa atudled Ita behavior at aea. H to quite Jolly wben aboard ship, but ail other animate violently resent each a Toyage and vociferously glv vent to their feeling until aeaskkne. bring Hence. Tb tiger suffers roost of all. H wuine pitifully, hla eyea water con tinually, and he rub bto stomach with hla terrible paws. Iloraea are bad sailors and often die ou n sea voyage Oxen ar heroic Iu their attompta not to give way to seasickness., Ble phaata do sot like tke aea. but tby are amenable to medical treataseat A! good remedy Is a buckeful of hot wa ter containing three and a halt plats of whisky and seven ounce of qui-ala.-Fur News. , .th Was N Child. Thla college professor. Ilk aaaay other men of erudition, waa foad of Lewi Carroll. While visiting his Ma ter he aaked hla alee, a ml at If teen, to get "Through the Looking Glass" for him from tbe public libra ry. She evMeatly did not like the task. and he naked her tbe ressoa. With some hesitation she replied: "Oh. I'll get It ir you really want It. But I don't Ilk to have the librarian) tblak that 1 read cklMren'abooka.,-Kw York Tribune. . No Need Per Talk. "Does Ihe baby talk yetr asked a friend of Ihe family. "No," replied the baby's dlsgwted IHU brothr; "the baby doesn't aeed to talk." x "Doesn't aeed to talkr, "No. All tke baby haa to do to to yell, aad It get anything there to ta the houee that'a worth having." The Raasmhlaw . Facetleua Old Ijm1,v do lrampV-T rMBlndBie of a1 piece 9t JawaeL Tramn-I do. eh And why ao.'.mlaa., aa.T FnvXiMM OM Udy-YoaahflBk-fraai washing. ,. r , . . s : 1 'Th Rullnr. Paaaton. rxV A certh prjthmrtlelnn to ae devaws) to IgureM'ibnt when be baa ao pel him before blm be i-TuU up hla eyes. t r . j, j , ., m4l Wlt WHhout benlllrllfw to not Ufa: R to aaly a tatevof Injinior d ausNrhn. wwry MntvVfllfnfst Bsttersby came acme tbla tater. big Item to tbe hotmehokl departawK ! "If men would answer their wive kindly nnd courteously when asked for money It to undoubtedly true Ibat the amonnt requested would not be half as much aa It would be If the huabsnd'a reply waa aurly and aatag- onlstlc." lla Iters by read Ihto item over twice to make sure be grasped It meaatef. and Just then his wife entered the room. "George." ah aald, "I want sosj money." Ilattersby amlled affably. "Tea, my dear," he pleasantly re marked, "and bow mack do you wantr Mr. Baltersby stored at bias In amazement "I aald I wanted some money." This tlm ah apok with much dis tinctness. "And I asked you bow much you wanted," Ilattersby merrily reminded ber. "Fifty dollarar she snapped. Ilattersby almost fa la ted. Be had Imagined ahe waa after IB and thai his genial tone would cut theaaKmat loS0. Out be banded bver the flfty with out further ado-and thee tore the misleading llem Into laflnlteaimal fragBKBtt.-Clvelsnd FTala Dealer. Panther a Heuaihild Pete. "A Brittoh easetal in aa oat ef the war Persian district lavHed me te stay at bto boa for a Bight," aar- rate a globe trotter. "I waa coauarr ably settled upon a aofa Jaet before dianer whea my rest waaieuddealydto- larked by a kmd bang at tbe sHtMff room door, which, flylag pen, adashV ted two aoraMua aalmato, which I at flrat took for dogs. "Both of Ibem made at once for, aw aofa. and. while tbe larger one curled comfortably round my feet aBd eeat- posed itself to sleep. Ibe BMlier seated Itself oa the floor ami asm- BMBced licking my far and band, aa operation which bad I dared I aheaM etroBgly have resented. ' "But those white, gleaming teeta aa Bashing green eyes Ailed me wllh something akin to terror. To my re lief, my host eutered st this Jaacture. "'Making friend with tbe psataers, I aee.' he remarked pleasantly. They are Bice, companionable beast.' "That may hav beea true at th Ha. The fact remain, however, that three aaontha afterward one ef them devoured a native cbl!d."-LBdeu Tel. graph. J Nature metlme Make Mummies. Natural mammlflcatJoB. the chang lag of the human body lata a dried eeadkloa without anlactol treatawat la aa extremely rare, pheaoaseaoa. la a case reported by Don. 8. WohTsoha of Brittoh Boeduraa. a aUddto aged cooly who disappeared bet wees Jaa aary aad March, IPOT. was fouad mere thaa a year afterward, os May , IPOS, la a corrugated Iron hat as a perfect' ly preserved mummy. Tbe but. la a OBMWhat toototed apot at Slbun. waa ratoed oa blocks four or Ave feet shore the ground and bad a door and three abutters, one shutter being open. whUe one had fallea out The body waa clothed Ib a cotton underskirt. 'dark Jersey sod duck trousers, two pieces of rope around tbe neck proving self atrangutatlon. Tb deslccaUou eas ed to have been favored by a combina tion of conditions, the season havbtg beea extraordinarily dry aad the assail boa house excessively hot though well ventilated, whll the body waa thla aad attenuated as a result of aseatal disorder. Turn Ahsut young EagUah studeat lata aa eoM and wtotry night fouad tbe deer of hla college locked antost him. That yoaag bub outside argusd with tbe doorkeeper Inside, cajoled aad estreat ed, but to no avail. Eveataally he tipped half a sovereign uader the door aad waa admitted. It was a Ananctol deal wtoely thought oat oa strict aval- sees lines. Once Inside, be tnroraMa tt laaltru. falali tbat. unfnrttMlte- ly. after taking tke talf aovereiga oat OK Bl ptirs B BWI uropvcH ih fw imalf oa th doorateu. The attendant weat oat to aacur It but one oa the chilly, wet doorstep the doer waa slssa asad. Then tbe deal was repeated, for the shivering mercenary waa not al lowed Into hi warm abode uutll he had. slipped the half aovereiga back ThereuaMy Prepsred. At a rcllgioB service In gcottoad the tote Lord Kelvin aoticed a youagstsr accompanying hla graadpareata aad sitting wtos aa. a yoaag owl through At th close of the service Lord Eel Tbt congratulated the grandfather upon tb excellence of th yoaag ataa'a-1 behavior. "Och, aye," returaed the veteraa. "Duacan'a wi threatoaed afar he gaag la." Beauty aad Brain. Tmla alab ef eeH they call Kai haa BMr prosperity, health aad hap phMss. awre swt girls aad sweeter BMtbere-lB-taw and awre gimlet raeea. laU headed. muhroom footed who bmIm) ap la brain what they toek la leaks thaa aay other ptoc a top f sartb.yMtoph!-BuKulasa (Eaa.) WMiati caasBiHSHammB OfCsurs. "Ww York to a biff cHy." . 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