?7r "' M jSl. IV .OTr-w5 ' "I If ,v "J,, I We" WHAT ' HKVm THE Ik'llr-r l&iilpird TIiimi liter I'mk A MMroil HUIIHTI. OHDKRa" TUTU UNDERWOOD II PHARMACY (IIIHMI.KIl A HIIMH IIMKi. NIK. OIH HCIIIPTIONM MTIN'K ACCl". Rest Hrrt.li.. It. t'uMi.mir IH NI.W MATKI.V AMI WU.KII IIIKHII Infill Street, near Main. Klamath Falla, Oregon Herald Want Ads Bring Results OR SALE 1 IBM. IMPROVED FARM of to acres, to "nlles Southwest Klsmalh 'II. Will Mil as wboleanr In port. Terma, irt dowa, tbe balance la oe- A paymsau. Aau R. A. EMMITT I Om Foot Ob.. 606660t0060006660006' I84NCH TMTA IIWU $3.75 i cord, delivered to any pan or ciiy I' Ar.KT.rY HROS. Phone 451 ? H. MURPHY i rHUOTl'HAL I'llKHKIIVKR 7 Damp Frwigng of Cellars R and ravel ItooBng walk floors; iii mi iMwna m HiHiiMf 4 :i Wltb Baldwla Hardware Co, E. G. Greeley , Heeling una Tinning Pumping Plantn or nil do- rlptioae. uasaimo wnun-s. King ana VMUimiim !- y, uernieo nnn asusm 11. N ILAMATII FALLS, ORBOON. ID FOR SALE 4 ft SS.00 Plat. 161a. Kgy. Ittt I Mm eHjr, to rtilUf. ; MarrlU Hwaphray Watt Bafts Chart or 1&r f LAND ON THE LAND IN KLAMATH LAND Some Choice Honeitead Location! la a Dlitrlct that will aooa have Transpor tation. 5fOT0UR CHANCE O. C. Applegate About It FRANK IRA WHITE TOWER OF LON00N. The Perfect gyMim by Which t Tr.ttur.. Att Ousrdsd. Tin" Tower of IjimIhi Iijh I lit1 miMt perfect Inn f liiiriilnr alarm that In )cl Utn iIimImiI, I'ruili rkotluiid nlil. from Hi"1 gov ernor1 headquarter mid frmii nlhrr plait known only in u few n-Ku-slblr oltlilaU Hie whole Tower tun In clewed electrically within u few wt mill.. Ktrn Hie pondcrou gale nl I he middle lower, width wcltfli mime lotia mid through will. Ii tWIor pa swing In nlltnlinlllillll). mill tin m-Hpe f etcr) one within l liutuully lurntl. Al the same lime mi iiliirm Im-11 rlii lu worn warden. ll' nnd wildler. In particular tin' pit-tuMlim In the apartment intiliiluliig lln' iniwu Jew cli mv of il iiwmI mli'iillllinlly I'l'llm mil' Hut!. ' f I'"' ! fiMliT" "' iluly In 1 1"' riHiin him mi'ivljr In I'Ivm n liulliiii. li-r iiM.ii lli lini.v ilmir .clvmii. Ilif nliirm Im-II Ik'IhW rliiB". IUe ollnr Ktlin uliiin lo mnl l k, iiihI 'r IN-rwni ullliln tin tow it N liKtmitlf lUI olt from tin' uiittr worlil. The until wlm inn pi iiwuy wltti UUjr of llir Tiiwn JvHdi lnnrl t licin," iilmrm-tl h Thwit uttlilnl "From Mlirru I nin hIiiiiiIIiik I cuulil rliHw rtrry lmnrtniit unnr iiml Riiip In tlio Towir In iim Hlmrl it iiiiie iu n inkrv lu utter lln-w unnlM." It n limlnly In ln-uto the mifely uf ttie rmwii Jewel Hint (lie h)Mciii ii Inntiilled. N nnler li.m Uh IhsiiiiI for tuc ilmliiK uf tlw 'J'owiT mi n reieiit Hal nnluy when, uie.itly t tli-lr uluriii. tlio Uliom fouiiil iltxint lm kill. Imltml ml Im mil nuultixt tlii'iu for iilx.ut tru mliiulvn. ireu-nllii unjr ouo lentiiia I he TuniT. Tim Towr Imply clowdllwt nil." rcmiirkiHl uti oltltlal. "WUncnu ml It t tin mi ' il ""I tiow. It uiliihl l' ""I" Kiiitlmnl Vnnl. where the irelnK of n Uutton would lin iirlMii vtty wiiil within tlio Timer un til lh Hilt- K " fur ,Mt rlMM. r It might hnvr Iki Hip gorrrnor, nnxlnu I" l" !"' w wen- nil nt nur mu. At miy rule, It wm iinnu of (hi minor ofllclali. in fact, wlm rlownl the Tower ml why In n Mrt'l known only lo inr glgBfM HUtliorlllrn. There w oo Urm, go nttempt to nrlM thn crown Jnww.MlndoH Mall. n Atvnntag. rfeyllla-l auiipoM KtntMtn'g agriy lag you dwnda on what roar titaor ladi oat about bin. MUdwd-Tta, nartlally. and partUlly waat bo aWta out about papa. rortaaaUly, papa baa tba advaataia of aiptrlaata,-Vaga. Plnanaa. AVUIlor-Wby ara you naughty ao aiucb of tba tlnMt Bobby-MaauM glvea am a akhal trary tlaa I proaUM to be flood, aad aba mtot waala aw to promlaa to ba good aalaaa I'm aaaghty.-CkwalaBd Uadar. Blovator BtHuaHa, -Da yoa thlak a ana oM to tain of hla bat lu an alt rater whoa there am UdUn nmannlT1 -Not If be la RfoaMtwely baM aU tka UdlM ara reaag." 'Ohhwat aee ord-MoraML ALEXANDER'S SNAKE. A glory ef Maglo and Crtdullty In th Oldan Day. No aiinkn Hint ever 1 1 veil won grenlrr filine for Hie llino Ihitli Alvxniiiler'a. I.iiclnn Ml tlio nlory. AkiIIuiiIiir, n minder of tlio iiinjdc arid, had many dl.lilen, ainoiiK whom wna a pracllc" Inif iliylclnii who lived In Abonotl' chim, n inn II town on tlio ulioro of" tlio lllnck mn, Then? Aleinmler wan born of liniiilile inruiitnK0 nnd Imhlued from tlio old diHlor nil Hint ho had learned from Apnllonlu of medic Ino nnd iiiiik le. lln win n lud of trlklii nieiir mice, lull, Iminlnuiiie. with n lluu hviid of hnlr, liulroim hrown eye mnl n volcv weet nnd llniild. "Ooil itrniit." wrote l.nelan, who know hlin, "that I may nmrr meet with audi another. Ill coming m wonderful, III dui terlly mnlchleii. Ill ragrrne for kuowleilKe, lil cniaclty for learning and Kiwer of memory wcro eijtinlly extrnordlnary." Much wn the well fnvorril yoimu lieatnnt who Milled forth from hi na tive town In nenrth of fntno and for tune. Hoou be fell lu with one Co conuaa, a ahrawd tlpiter for (ho race and nomewlmt of a JURglrr. The two rogues Jollied force and menndereil about telling fortune. Arrlrlng at I'ella, they found a great number of huge, harmleaa anakea which lived In the bouaen, played and leit with Hie children and destroyed iobwoous rata. Altiamter promitly iurcbad ono of the largest, a veritable monster, ao tan that It would coll about bl body and remain In any desired position. Then be made a human face for It out of linen, painted It Ingeniously and shaped It ao that the mouth would oieu and shut by an arrangement of horsehair, letting tho forked tongue boot In and out at the will of the master. Having uo further use for Coconnas, he either administered poi son to lilm or let bun die from noma Infection and returned with his snake to bis native town. Thero he declared himself a prophet and announced that tho gwl Aesculapius waa about to ap jiear. The eople were credulous, cltnblo mid eager for a new divinity. When the great day arrived Aleian der pretended to discover In a puddle of water n goose egg which be bad placed there after removing the con tent, substituting a small embryo snake Just bum and carefully sealing the shell with wai. Wheu the multitude bad gathered he broke the shell and produced tho tiny creature, which In a few uioineuta grew to bo the monster from I'ella by Hie simple process of substitution. Thereafter the big anake, balloted to be Aesculapius, led a busy life, lie gave sesuces, told fortunes lu writing and eveu spoke freely, with tbe aid of the prophet's ventriloquist powers. Alexander grew rich aud pow erful, kept a small army of retainers and spies, wielded no little Influence over the got eminent eveu at Home and died al a ripe old age In the fullness of his renown. What became of the anake nobody knows. Probably at tbe last the prophet dispatched the faithful creature to preveut tho discovery of hi. deception after bis death. fleorge Har vey In North Amerlcau Itevlew. The Kind Cat. A uelgbbor of old Mrs. Harrington killed n flue pig ouo day. Ho cut It up aud buug the pieces In his wood shed. Mrs. Harrington's cat climbed Into tbo abed that night, stole u Isrgv pork chop aud carried It home to ber mistress. The minuter happened to call on tbe old lady tbe next day. 8be waa Just fry lug the chop. Hhe told tho nilulster bow miraculously It bad beeu brought to ber by tbe cat. "And, oh, sir," ahe said piously, "It was almost beautiful to see tbe way tbo sweet anluial brought me tbe porb chop. It quite recalled to my mind what we read lu Holy Writ about Elijah nud the ratcus'-Kxcbange. Tho Courtship Oats. Wo have been sbowu a design for an upholstered frout gate which neeins destined to becomo u-ry popular. Tbo footboard Is cushioned, aud thero U n warm ooapstouo ou each aide, tho In sldu step being a1Jutalde, ao that u short girl cau bring ber lips to tbo Hue of nuy given mustache wituoui trouble. If tho gate Is occupied at 10 JO u. iu.. an Iron baud extends from ono gato post, taken the youug mau by tbe left car, turns htm arouud, una nc Is at ouco started toward borne by a steel foot. Tbe girl cau. If sbo likes, set this part at a later hour tbau 10.30. -Jonca County (Ha.l News. Clkfaltar'a sarchllaM lattery. For blua to puss arouud Ulbrultar, England's aud tbe world's greatest fortress, without being observed even at night Is practical Impossibility, nin ia tho areat battery of search lights arranged aloug tbe bottom uf tbe rock. A ship ruunlug either lu or out ruus luto ouo of the tlxed beams of tight aud la revealed. A movlug beam of light then follows ber uutll tbe lookout oMcera aro satisfied aa to ber Intentlous.-l'opulsr Mechaulcs. CUtHss. "Clethea doat make the man," quot ed a oage. 'They made nor eaw a reuren taller. -AM where ahoakt I be Kit waeeM for aaltar chimed la a lawyer clerk. snsthlna From It la lmDoselble to take ometblag from nothing." quoted the' wlee gay. Well, yoa come, pretty cleaa t,R wke yoa take the cogeeK eat ot earne people,- added the Maple ngj.-Paa-edsitkw Record. A wlee tewa tblaka before he bat a tool apaaka frt Itbeta teteta at what he baa km eaytagv - rlls One Coed Trait. Iioafer-Can yer spare ua a'a'penay, uinto? Workloginau-Wotcher want a 'a'pto ny for? IMfer-Coa I got onc.'and r wante another for tba price of 'art a plat Worklngman-Krer done a day'a work In yer life? Loafer-No, guv'nor, cawn't say as I ate. Worklngman-Well, yer never done a poro bloke out of a Job, anyway. 'Rre'e yer 'a'nenny. London Punch. These Usslsse Qusstlsna. "Hilly, did you ever pick up a lire trolley wire with your bare bandar "Many a time." "Didn't It giro you a shock r "Ulvo me a shock? It killed mo dead very tlme."-Chlcago Tribune. Dlplemasy. "Hut what made you Irritate ber fa tberr "1 bad lo do It. I wasn't any too popular with tbe girl uutll her father forbade me tbo bouse." Louisville Courier-Journal. After Him. Aunt Crnbbe 1 think It la my duty to tell you that I have heard from several sources that Mr. Itrowa Is a very fast young man! Daisy Fast aa bo Is, I xlnill cntcb blm yet, auntie! London Fun. Very Class. Warden-How's the campajgn going up your way? Sort of a close' contest? ftellrr (gloomllyi-C'losest I ever saw. Neither side Is giving up n blamed rent.-tlnlTalo Ccnrler. NOT1CK OP FILINQ OF PLAT United States Land Office, lAkevlow, Orogon, August 6, 180. NOTICE la hereby given that town ahlp plats surveyed under Contract No. 732, for Sections 7, IS. IP, ib nnd 31, Township 37 South, Range 7 East, Willamette meridian; Sections 1 to 36, Inclusive, Township 3b South Hnnge 28 East, Willamette meridian; Sections 1 lo JJ, Incluilrc. Township 3f South, Range 38 East Willamette meridian, and aupple- mental plat of segregation aurvey of Sections 4, t. 10, 31, 28 and 32. Township 31 South, Range 7H Bate, Willamette meridian, will bo fllc In thla office on September 16th, 1109 On and after sold date all of said lands will be subject to aelections, entry or filing on. If aald land are not otherwise reserved or appro priated. ARTHUR W. ORTOy Regtatei, FRED P. CRONEMlLLKR. Receiver. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. (Not Coal Lands) Department of tbe Interior, u. 8. Land Office at Lakevlew, Oregon, August 20th, 1101. Notlco la hereby given that William Pitta, whoso postoBco addreoa Is Klamath Falls. Oregon, did, on tho lCth day of March. 10, flle In this office sworn statement aad applica tion No. 01702, to purchase the WM NWU. acctlon 8, township 38 8. range E. Wlllametto Meridian, aad the timber thereon, under tho provi sions of tho act of June 3, 1878. and acts amendatory, known aa tbe "Tim ber and Stone Law," at inch value as might be Hxed by appraisement, and thnt, pursuant to auch application, the land and timber thereon have been appraised, June 14th, 1808, the timber estimated at 317,000 board feet at 11.80 per I.eOO, and the land $38.00; that aald applicant will offer final proof In aupport ot hla applica tion and aworn atntement on the 33c day of October, 1808, before It. M. Richardson. U. 8. Commissioner, at Klamath Falls. Orogoa. Any person Is at liberty to protect thla purchase before entry, or Initiate a contest at any time before patent Issues, by flllag a coroborated affi davit la thla office, alleglag facta which would defeat the entry. ARTHUR W. ORTON, Register. J.J3-10-22. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION Not Coal lea. Department ot the Interior. U. 8 Land Office at Lakevlew, Oregon. August 16, 180$. - NOTICE la hereby glvea that John II, Colburn of Olene, Oregoa, wao, on December 6. 1807. made Homestead Annllcntlon 3810. Serial 0150$, for SBtt ot NWU. KVs of IWtt. NWH of BBU, Section 11, Township $8 South, Raaga 1$ Bast. Willamette meridian, kaa tied aoUee ot latea- tloa to aiaka Flaal Ooamutatloa Proof, to eetailleh elalm to tka land above deeertbed, before O. B. DeUp, County Clark, at Ktaasatk fmlla. are- gon, o tka $$tk day ot October. !$$. Claimant gaaeg aa wltaaami John Made ot Weao, Oregjoa. Herbert TIptM of Oteae, Oregje. Lee WrtobABterer ot Otoae, Ore- sea. " . f A. T. WltasMi ot Otao. ABTHva w, aavait. $18 8-8t mtm v Good Red Cedar Shingles Building Materials of all Kinds. and Prices Our Pricci are the Lowest, Quality Considered We can Furniih ErerythinJ Yon Need in a BiiOdiiig and the Beit to Be Found to the Market The Big Basin Lumber Go. Office and Yard, near Depot, Klamath Falla. C.f.Ifawa.ManaaJeWeeoCaL Lr.WaitGtartAJent The pessimist stands beneath, the tree of prosperity, nnd growls when the fruit foils on bis head. Succcsr. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION Department of the Interior, U. ft Land Office at Lakevlew, Oregon, August 7, 1808. NOTICE fs hereby given that James B. Humphrey, whose postoflco address la Klamath Falls, Oregon, did, on the 23d day of April, 180V. flle In thla office aworn atntement and application, No. 01827, to purchase the WM of SEV.. Btt of NEK Me llon 23, Township 37 South, Range 9 East, Willamette meridian, and tbe timber thereon, under the provisions of the act of June 3, 1878, and acts amendatory, knows aa the "Timber aad Stone Law," at auch value as might be flxed by appraJsemeat, and that, pursuant to auch application, the land aad timber thereon have beea appraised, June 14. 1808, the timber estimated 645 board feet at 10.75 per U. and the land $180.80; hnt aald applicant arfust ofer flaal proof In aupport ot hla application and aworn atntement on the Slat day of October. 1808. before R. M. Rich ardson, United States Commissioner, at Klamath Falla, Oregon. Any person Is at liberty to protest thla purchase before entry, or Initiate a contest nt nny time before patent Issues, by filing a corroborated affi davit In thla office, 'alleging facts which would defeat the entry. ARTHUR W. ORTON. 1-16. 10-18 RegUter. CONTEST NOTICE Department of the Interior, United Bute Land Office, Lakevlew, Ore gon, August 26, 1809. A sufficient contest affidavit havtag been filed In thla office by Joseph H. Foster, contestant, against Home stead Entry 0679, mnde April 14tb, 1903, for NEK NEK acctlon 8; Ntt NWH. NWH NEK section 7, town ship 41 south, range IS oast, Willam ette meridian, by George H. Merry man, contestee, In which It Is nlleged that said Merryman did not establish bis residence on lands within six months from date of entry; thnt he did not reside continuously, or at all, upon aald lands; that he haa main tained a residence nnd practiced aa a physician and surgeon at Klamath Falls, Oregoa (a distance of twelve miles from aald lands); and that bis abaeaee waa not due to employment la the army, navy, or marine corps of the United Btatee; 'eaid'partloe are hereby aotlfled to appear, respond aad ofer evidence touching aald alio gatloa at 10 o'clock a. m. on October Hth, 180$, before R. M. Rlekaxdeoa. United States Commissioner, Kuuav ath rails, Oregoa, and that teal hoar- lag will be held at 10 o'clock a. i on October 23d, 1688, before the Res istor and Receiver at the United States Lead Office In Lakevlew, Ore gon. ARTHUR W. ORTON. Regiator. Not ot Piraiaal aervtee. State ot Oregoa, Couaty ot sUamath.joe. Joaea . reMor-. bsmi ,- amir awora, oa Ma oata eaye ism m -teaikar tk, 1$8$, Do oamd. the above gotten ot eoateet by oWrerlag a trae eop y thereat to the aaore- MtkeaaAeeUoathwooteetaatloJav ath Falte.Ma tho Oeuaty of kUwatath, itataof V j. jOlaBPH strJa oeh daa Ot I fi"" ..-i s -i.f.i imarn avMst tac.i gas srOrBM ajosjru i loglajBBMr, UN. kamxJB. . $22 Clrraqsef antes Alter Caeee Freddie What's aa end seat hog, dad? Cobwigger He's the fellow who ?3ps you from becommlng oae your self. Brooklyn Life. Airy Perslgqge .Passenger on aeroplane What's thnt ding-donging nolseT Cnn It be the cowbells on the milky wny? Aviator No; that's only Saturn's rings. Boston Transcript. " Don't give the cats and doga stale, dirty or soapy water to drink. Bee that It Is clean nnd fresh. Ton know bow It Is yourself. NOTICE, OWNERS, CONTRACTORS and amuamm. We wish to again call atteaUoa to our notice la the papers last March, that .oa account ot noma poor wiring being done by Irresponsible parties. we will NOT FURNISH BLBCTRIO CURRENT for any service unleae the Job ot wiring has beea Inspected (while the work Is being done, aad before concealed from view) and ap proved by us. A reasonable fee will be charged for laspectloa oa work other tbnn thnt which we do. KLAMATH FALLS LIGHT AND WATER COMPANY. r.0eO0O6006l660M6OOO06666666666666666666 .China and Glassware Z Deait yoo. araoA aeaae alee Wamer Wa.e, asasnjr ToMssa, I Plates. Temblors. Jardlalrres. Orasmeate, flumhsr Seas, WaOar Plates, Tumblers, Jrdlalrrn, ooaeaPf jjpsrecsaj$Tsa,aia aa4 table? Wo carry to largest stock la the cky aai at t GEO. R. HURN t0000666666666a QUALTTf I ASSORTMENT I WORTH We Just Can't Help It All we know hi to offer atocK oi ajewairj, aaa its Uiidred U.M titet aMMtturteid IO.IB-1 G. 0- Hue, wiyie BBTlanBaBBBBSt -elaa eeBBajvjB. TniioWW sgfaW-6BB,PBl -tSTT A,JfW .Hv1 Ik .' i 11m.mrfli'P' T TJionggiia A Oermaa aaval officer kaa granted a pateaf oa aa eleetro-i net which he clalme la a-awerrat eaougk to draw a battleahlp or within reach of mounted oa laad. keavy artHlerr When yoa want mlik aad phone 203, Lakeside Creamery Co. NOTICB FOR tnJBUGATIOsT (Not Ceal IsaaA) Department of the Iaterior, U?8. Laad Office at Lakevlew, Orsgsa, . September 4, 1808. NOTICE la hereby glvea that Theo dore L. Seymour of Klamath laHe, Oregon, who, on May $, 1886, nando Homeetead Batry $661, Berial 61S$3, for lot 1 aeeUoa 1 towasMg $7 aowtk, M rt. range 10 east, WUIameUe merldtaa. bas tied aoUee ot tateatiOB to make " Final Five-Tear Proof to saJJaMah claim to tke land above dsaaribid, he. fore C. R. DeLap, Ceaaty Clerk, at Klaasath rails, Oriajaa, a tko $ tat day of October, 186$. Claimant Barnes aa wKacoees: Jack Leoaard ot Dairy, Oregoa. Tom Meek ot Dairy, Oregoa. Daa Ryan ot Dairy. Oregoa-. ValenUaa Barahort ot Dairy, Ore- gon. ARTHUR W. ORTON, Rcgtetor. 6-7 10-1$ jffiVUUrWAU X 60e666606O06666606006O vC . t OnV .JL : ?. ia .?'.. -. .m iti mA wmm M&&&. Cv 5v m ' -J. -e- " &' i o, , TLNiJ-? rZ - v'-I' ..C -.IVt irji.--- J m T 'TH -y T .V' , j c V.. V-. .. Wft.-'. .k. -i r'-'GCx . ;' 'Vis fv- fur w, 1 r'5WSS V - t. v -.V - t ' '.iaV-,:; T i -. -J. 1 1 ' " ' . s. ,;, v"-j. At It.