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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 20, 1909)
SSW.v -,-,-.;- , ,W i,-J-lJff " .i" ", JR 'Vl'V1 i V jpF',.47Hyv H LANDS OREGON'S RICHEST SOIL ABEL ADY PHONE 303 EASY TERMS VEGETABLE MATTER.-- KLAMATITS GREATEST BARGAINS AT $25 PER ACRE AND UPWARDS.; tmmmmmmmmmm!mmmimmimm&viP''r,mmmMimmmmrmimmf RJP i r.j-., bs ll" r V i - . Jt" aVCi.' .te.: ;' , -J. . ..' r'-vl 1. i : YJ v, 3 ,- :i rfHi EVENING HERALD Issued Daily, Ercept Baaday, by the 'HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY W. O. SMITH, Editor jr SUBSCRIPTION i by Mall, oae year , . . . . tatty. y aall. ate months. y aull, tare months Dally, by Mil, oae month... RATB8: aaat .8,00 . 8.50 . l.JS SO Daily, delivered by carrier, one wek SO What Ha Wantsd. Professional tlulde (to palace car porter) I have an Kngllsh Km! In chare, and I want him to tret n good Impression of the comfort of travel In tlila country, Here's fA Porter Ye. Mb. Do you want iuo to glh hlui extra attention. sah? flulde Great Scon, no! I want you to keep away from htm! New York Weekly. KLAMATH FALLS. MONDAY. SEPTEMBER. 1909. A BISMARCK STORY. "laying the Halt of Csualn Waa Just to Hla Using. la hla university days ItU rosrvk was aa JoHy aad bobierous a the lean promising youth of hi generation. Ac curdm i ibe antbor of "The M. P. rar Kuaala," be rujoyed dancing aad lagjag better than study and was as faM of faa as bla chosen companion. Ceaat Keyarrllag. waa deficient la It, aad m this dHtereaca In tempera Bssat baaas a tale. Oae day lb say and reserved Key asrHag came to Btamarck In great agi tation. -What U lbs matterr dessandad asarck. "My mother writes that an aaat aad two coaslaa are coming for a week to Berlin, aad. aa they art very youag aad Inexperienced. I mast go aboat ererywbere with tbeai. offering ibem aH aerts of amusements. It la moat aaaoylBg." groaned Keyserllng. "as I bare to prepare myself for examlaa tlaaa aad bar ao time fer pretty cona try ceaalas." Btsssarck saw bis chance and lauaa wiatety laqulred: "Rare you erer seen these yoaag gwts? flare they erer seen your' -Nerer la say life." - "Capital! Nothing could be better. A COOK'S CREST. The Dsearatlsn Warn by a f.masu Persian Chef, A aualut story from Persia Is given lu n book by Mr. Jstors. The author had mined from his saddle tbe brass (date luscrlbed with the maker's name. Mooter, ami was wrath at hla loss, since tbe name weut for much la 'ibe Judgment of tbe east -One day." be says, "I was sitting la my favorite teasbop with my friend Uasaan AIL discussing as ususl Eng land's perfidy In abandoning north Per sia to ItaasUa machinations, when a most dignified Persian entered tbe aubrrge. lie was preceded by a well groomed boy carrying his dust coat Tbe Persian bowed to me with great civility and paaaed tnto an Inner apart ment. Aa both man and boy bore burnished gilt crests upon their tsll astrakhan bats I took them to be pub lic functionaries of no small Importance. Who was that. Hassan Alir I ask ed. 'I do uot remember having seen blm before, yet evidently he recog nised me. "That said my friend, with bis small, beady eyes twinkling. 'Is your cook year -'JJy cookr I answered lu astonish' Tommy Atkins en the (Unas. gulmltcra-What on earth ore you fellows doing There hasn't been a bit signaled for the last half hour. Pri vate I think we must 'are shot the marker. lr!-t.nndnn lunch. Net fsrsonsl. Count d'Orsay bad au explosive tam per. 8tr Algernon West says that the count "once called on tlio publishers, Messrs. Saunders A Otley, on Lady rtlcsslngton's behalf and used very strong language. A beautiful gentle man In a white neckcloth said ho would rather sacrifice Lady rtlcsslng ton's patnuapo than stand such per sonal ubuse. 'I am not crsounl.' said D'Orsay. 'If you are Saunders, then Otley: If sou nre Otley, then KfttinttM-IL' I 14 me be Coant Keyserllng for the ' nent. 'I took blm to be at least the tlsse betas, ami you become simple governor's chief of staff.' "Well, be la your chief of staff, which to him aeems a higher degree yes! And llaasan All smiled bU In imitable nuilic. 'Itnt what In tbe uatae of good con science I. tbe Impcrtlaenca that be wears upon his halt " That must U your crest. It Is a badge of yoarsr "On my boaor, Hassan Alt, you must not make fun of me! I have given the uiau uo crest, and 1 have never set eyes on blm before! "l have seen tbe badger Ilassaa All continued. 'It la undoubtedly your own. Irbas the motto "JJouter," which Is doubtless tbe old heraldic contrac tion for tbe word souteneur, and also Ibe subtitle. Ry rysl appointment" -yes! It was. of course, tbe missing saddle plate, which Ibe Ingenious cook bad "conveyed" as n heraldic decoration. Yoa stsy at home, and shaN become a first class cicerone dur lag all the time of their vllt." Keyseriksx eagerly accepted the prop osttloa. When the young ladles ar rived. Wis marck met them as Keywr Mast aad plered hlmaetf at Hielr dls penHkrn daring their stay In llerlln Keysertteg burled hlmwlf lu hla looks aad thought ao more nlnut It tu.ll tbe girls had gnu home to the flattie peav Mces. A week or two later lie was dbvnn certed by rem-lvlng a letter from borne la which bla moiaer expressed brr great delbibt, lu bearing from tbe yoaag ladle snd tbelr mother bow lm mraaily ibey bad enjoyed themselves aad hew very agreeable aad kind their cosjsla bad lava. "I am overjoyed." continued tbe food parent, lu bear from 'tbelr description thai ynn harp grown quite stout and nrfarat during ynnr nay at HerHa." Lsarntd It by Esr. Tbe dear little fclrl nnwe. tnwed and rccltiM It In ttiN manner: -tttnc tviibr up N. tvwine. Wl.low ll.rtfor.l s l. Ftr: Still H. K. Vina, .till pi Hu Wins. I.uru lo I l-rl Aunly Wsllr." Then, wild tin- ttiniiilltiiMH applause of the ntKllciHt rli'cli'K In her enpt. V- wit ilnwti In lupy t-otifuslon. Chi-.KoTrllrtlne. Nat to Him. Sew lit Money tnlfcs. Jewett I Cucm I bare forp'tlrii the telephone nuiiitrr. New lrk 1 Sometimes n tniti l willing to re main at the foot if the ladder for tbe Btirpnne of ptilllns others down. WANT ADS. l-XIK H.L- Ileal CaUte. FOR SALE 80 acres, 0 acres In crep: 3 horses, wagon, set of har ness, 3 cows, ::S chickens: C-room bungalow, furnished, i miles from tewn: flOO per acres; easy terms. II. E. Pointer. Klamath Palls. HKLP WAXTKO. COOK WANTED At tbo Davenport cafe; must bo sober and steady; noothcr need apply. wanted otri for teiepnoae op erator; one with existence In the work preferred. Apply at Klamath Falls oRce. KOK 1AI.K Mlsrellaaeoaa. 1 Helping the Town . . . lay laMBBac yoar amir aa a bank bs yuav asra eommaa' My yoa smtease Use easamaaMy's aawer ds hasssrss. If Isaaallsd fa-sstrs sraa lo barrow asoaey Uterr la asere to Ih itwsN. If yea hsak yoir muaiy away froas kaeaa H la loam-4 it, nthrr farasera, merrfcaau aad) asaaafactarera. Help yusir htm- propte. Maa hidden at bnsse helaa aw aa. Il.i.rsl lu a lank H fa pa Cv work.ks ways abal bet aH. The First National Bank 1 laai of Klamath Falls fs paM year asoaey la safe aad reliable. A Savings Account . . . FOR sale or trado Lot 50x160 foot on corner; 8-room bungalow, 'new, cement foundation; woodshed HxlC; brick mllkhouse 10x10;; at 1'hoenlx, Ore. Address box 214 Klamath Tails. FOU SALE! A gasollno launch; or trado for horso and buggy. Call City Oakery. FOR BALK On account of leaving tbe city, all of my household goods will bo offered for sale. Apply any time after 10 a. m. at tha former resi dence of O. L. Ccrter, located on 8tb st oao block north of Ankeny ditch. W. M. Randall. AM. TIIK NKYYH $2.00 per year I N A D V A N C E HAH .NO KQl'AL The Official Paper of Klamath County THE REPUBLICAN The Best Weekly in the Best Town in the Best County in the Best State What would you say If some man living In Klntmtth Falls tnado It his business lo drtvo out tu )oiir place,. no matter wr-nt part of tho county )ou nre living In, nud spent several hours telling )ou nil tho nownT And what else would )ott think It ho said lie would bo glad to rumu out tho following v.-cvk and do thu samu thing again, and promised to como every Meek In the year? Wouldn't ou Inquire as to bis mental condi tion! Well, I guess you would want to know what business ho waa en gaged In that bo had so much sparo ttmo for disseminating nuws, or bnd some ultimate object In cultivating your acquaintance. We'll llrln the News. Well, hero's tlio peint: The editor of tho Weekly Republican has a better proposition lo make you than tho man who peddles news from house to house. It Is not worth your whllo to ask what our business Is; It's to peddle news, anil peddle It In tlio beat litMliner null kliao pillile. It Is au lniioiltiltlty to ptopoui to mul.e n personal vlalt to do this nuwa telllug act; ho simply coiievulrule our llmv niul avu biiuuy wear mid liorsu fevd ()our horso feed) by stu Ink; right In Klattinth t-'nll titnl i;nth utlng every bit tit hums Hint's koIiik mid printing It lu The Repiilillran. We nru not n tiepliow of Uncle Hnm. and cuniequently wo hate to pay Hie poatugu to mcimI the paper to Jim. hut wen then that's ennler ttinn to ply II. u gad orer that old iirny mnre to i:-'t nut to jimr plnc and Imud you llm paper personally. Oh, )c; )ou may as well know, I imi, Hint wo hnvo an nxo to grliut by coming out tu see )ou every week In the year. Mother says father rnnio to seo her twice n week for four )ears before alui found out what lm was coming for, hut The Republican will niako )ou understand In Jess time than that. You will get to know nit Hid news of tho county, nnd lots of HiltiM beside things that go lo make ) tin us snuppy itml up-to-dalo us any other uiau In the township, or I'liuuly, illlicr; )im won't gut winy tu thing Hint incurred three months nuo-)(iii'll know them the week they happen. If )im don't It's jour own fault. Tlo a siring on )uur lit I to flu. ger when )uu stnrt to tiiu Fall next time niul siitiirrltm for Tlio Weekly lli'ptitilknn lo como nnd tell you the new etcry Meek In the Jeiir. U'nti li the Ad,, Timi, Rend the ndi- nil of Ihviu. Look lliein mrr each week n rarelully at ) mi du the new mutter. It tints tho luetclinilU good linrd'MUed money to put tluiio mis In Itin pupor, and they nil nil them to ho rend, if )ou till g-ititug the full worth ut your mile i-rlillim money It's hecnine )ou fall tu rend The Rvpuhllrnn ad. You know where to Irnde when )ou route to the city; nr i.t teust )u ran't liluino It all onto nur wife If )ou mako had hnrealn. Advertising Rates on Application Published Every Thursday in the Year AM, Till: timi: $2.oo per year I N A D V A N C E IIKMT Hill "AIM" Tho mile-long, steel bridge of tbe Canadian Pacific near Lethhrldge. Alberta, said to ho the longest of Its kind In tho world, recently was com pleted at n cost of about $1,500,000. NOTICK, OWNKIW, CONTILltTOfW AND lil'IMIKIUi. Wi FOR BALK Klamath Daok Etore stock; special prices within next tea days. tatrasasji aaat ga, assi Baaana fa aba alaaart. M la a taiaf a faasf, a tafa lasaraaea aeUcy, a aaek tmtt, a taasval feeawaVt, aadl aa aM aae asaalna. Thera la aa farfaWaw alaaaa as aha Baaahaar. mm u - - iu . ..-1 mt :' 'Tfi'' '. ' ... . . . . . - . '.J? . Mjaaaai K wfli taaa alsa'avar afaaaaaai wM X f-tmmr'wtm aa aaaat aai M srial aa Mas fs.fcaar Ma asjsja'ka eTaaa. Mka T , ... i w Vr wtm HW 19 9pPH mm aL. ' T av-! . TO , - t-.. ! . -- .'' ' :" syvr '? f "aPlasm- rtS . ' iJ aUlaV BalVJWalBl JOUK' BBaBaBaBBaj j BBBBBaBBBWBT aBBBByBBBBBBBBBBB' aBBBBB'BBBBBBBBBBBBBI ". ,.j,'-?w.c .- v . . n iv ' ' FOR BALK OR EXCHANGE Good pan of mules, with equipment, for oae of the best makes of two-passenger autds. 1909 model. C. M. Bald win, Medford, Ore. Itox 111. FORBALBOU "TRADE For any thing useful, a $66 credit on any piano at Ellers' piano bouse. Pianos bow in city for two weeks near tbo bridge. Inqulro at Klamath Falls Iron Works. Wo wish to again call attention to our notlco In the papers last March, that on account of somo poor wiring being dona by Irresponsible parties, wo will NOT FUR.NI8H ELECTRIC CURRENT for any service unless the Job of wiring has been Inspected (whllo tbo work Is being done, and before concealed from view) and ap proved by us. A reasonable fee will bo charged for Inspection on work other than that which wo do. KLAMATH FALL8 LIGHT AND WATER COMPANY. Four Foot Dry Slab Wood $3.50 a Cord HUTCHINS & FAUGHT NOTICE OK IHMHOLL'TION OF PART.VKfUilllP MISCKIXANBOl'M. THE Southern Pacific baa bow on aala round trio tlcketa to Seattle. good for sixty days, with privilege of stopover at any point en route for $18.76. Tbe flaal limit oa tbaaa tlcketa azplrea October Slat. ORDER your Ice from O. K. Transfer wiri TORRENT The public Is Hereby notified that the partnership firm of Morgan st Wlckstrom has been dissolved, Mr. Morgan having disposed of all bis In- terest therein to A. W'ckstrom, who wlllcontlnuoto opcrato tha steamboat Eagle and other partnerahlp proper ties formerly owned and operated by Morgan ft Wlckstrom. ' ANTON WICK8TROM. K-11.4t-W BICYCLES For an up-to-date wheel get a Rambler, on sale at The Gun Store. Tents and Guns for sale or for rent. We carry a full line of Sporting Goods THE GUN STORE J. B, CHAMSni Fanna MS OaaoMK Aa. leUI That Mean Trick...,, i tho man played In putting green 4 gogglea on bla mulo to Induco I hlra to eat ahavlngs for hay Is i not necessary to Induco you to B see your way Into tho Gun Btoro i to find f. G.W.ntET, I TIIK TAXIDKIIMIHT. V REFRIGERATORS Cold Storage White Enamel Food Chamber S21toS24..qr Reliable galvan ized Food Chamber $17 to $21 ROBERTS & HANKS HAKDWARE MERCHANTS r " m B w taA AJ jFf WHITE MOUNTAIN Qj i FKEEZER Jf jQL ssi ma Tt4g rimia. vP ?y samaBvaasissasssB, (JfL wjjBT asnaswsaaiai YU fl swakasaaawaaisajMst Km KB sMsMsa. W 4A " 1(A jijHEANKSi M OR RENT Purslshed eotUge, IB moath; I-rooai house aad furai tra, bath comparatively aaw; aear CHIIatta'a furaltura stora, faeiag Mala at.; waat aeraiaaaat reatar. . i UMn AKI FOVRD. aaa FOUND A Maaalar, Owaar bars aana by ealHag at-Tba HerabJj IsOST-Oa Attaatasu raad.aasjr.tasra, yi" roll ijJNtsaUtfi laa.aaW.riaaar a Goodrich Cash Store Cor. Mala aad 7th. C F. Goodrich, Prop. Clothing and Dry Goods The light Goods at Tne Kignt rrices esa r. W alto carry a fill 11m of Boota and Ihoaf. Hata. Iaidiaa' and Genu raraiali- taotattaaiaaaiifidtittt t President Abstracting ;Mat , riaiM, BttM rTtala, IKr, K M. Bobb, vUe-J'res, aad Trau I Klamath Ctounty Abatract Co. lurveyon aad IrrlaaUoa lagiacri Saw K vtirawsr, tiaraUry naatata Falla, Ortgoa '"" MMMtMIII mm Herald for Newi - wM'&?Fm:LC .--.. mm m paaaaug, laa'CooaVtaB'CMwaaYlafe . -Wv'A-.Avii' vi ' "s- -,'H ." v' -." i. WiWyp&X