The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, September 06, 1909, Image 2

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Newspaper Page Text; v ..''&' .i t . "a- r-(je OREGON'S RICHEST SOIL ABEL ADY PHOIU MARSH LANDS --3( rfiT KLAMATHS GREATEST BARGAINS AT $25 PER ACRE AND UPWARDS. -EASY 50 PER CENT. VEGETABLE MATTER.; P' THE EVENING HERALD Umel lUlly, Ktcept Humlsy, by tit HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY W. O. SMITH, Editor SUBSCRIPTION KATES: Dally, by mall, una ear S&.00 bully, by mall, sis month. j.50 Daily, by malt. thr months t.IS Dally, by mall, one month , SO Dally, tfellTered by carrier, one week (0 KLAMATH FALLS. MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 6. 1909. r.NCI.KDAX WAYIH TO UK AKKKII 1Im Okl rVlluvv Writes a Very Inter esting totter In the tlernlil. Dear KMlter: Excuse me for writ Ing, to you without lieltiR asked, but If I waited for someone to ask mo to Jo the things I want to I'd stand a poor show of enjovlng tusclt. Gee, gosht Lots of iieoplc want to be asked, don't they? I jsot to think ing the other nlpht about the times used to hate hack In Iowa when the church was Klns; to give a so ciable. Deacon Wrlcht alwaja got up and said he guesMtl we ought to give a sociable and If nobody objected he would name as a committee and then uverjbotly moved and a general 'rustle went around, while the old dea con looked over the congregation to pick out his committee. Well, the old ninn' would start In cautious like, and name old Mrs. Hilton first (she was tbo main pillar) and then on across tlio front row near the pulpit where all the deaf old ladles sat; then he'd let his e)es range ocr to the choir corner and pick six or eight mora on the committee, and then he'd turn around and call the names of every one else In the church that wasn't looking straight at him. That was the way the good old deacon bad of guessing who wanted to be on the rommlttce Just the way they'd be looking Intently at something else and making out they bad no interest in who was being named for the com mittee. Whenever the churth gave a toclaule In thosn daya ever) body in town vvas on the "committee," and Hie iW who escaped being named by the deacon got lliero somehow and packed tables, borrowed tablecloths and baked cakesfor they all got asked by someone. Ma) bo you think It wasn't fun' those old das when the country was new back there, and we usee, to hold church .services in hall. where the Saturday night dances were given and the waxed floors squeaked very time anybody moved a chair leg during the 8unday morning services. Whenever the minister touched upon the sinfulness of dancing the )oung folks squirmed In their scats, of veurse: and, of course, that made a whole series of squeaks from the chair legs. After a while the good minister learned that young folks who danced were so sensitive about It that he concluded to forego mention ing the subject to embarrass them. Hut about the sociables and be ing asked. If wo had waited to bo officially asked on all the things we had to do In that new country that place wonld still bo In tho backwoods Instead of being one of the foremost cities or the Kast. Krerybody Just got In nnd did things everything that came along to be done, and when It was dono they bunted up something else to keep tbo place lively. There, was something to go to every night In tho week; why, you needn't be lieve me If ou don't want to, but Deacon Wright and the bona of the section gang drew straws once to de cide whether "the Sunday school got tho hall for a concert or the railroad boys should have It to give a dance. Tho boys won, and then paid the hire and turned It over to toe girl of the Sun.lay M.L00I for tbe concert to bo given. Not to be outdone by their cneroilty, the girls Issued freo tick ets to tbe railroad fellows, and In less than three months I ho friendships grew so strong thnt thieo weddings resulted and two new houses were built In tho town. Your Uncle Dan knows how one of them came about. As I started to ask thnt Is, when I began this letter who's going to name a committee to give the fair? Please let me know right away, be cause I ran help It I'm nsked. UNCI.K DAN. Teaching Him a Less.iv. The new mall larrjrr on the rural free delivery nuite glauced at the name on the letter box by the runilsulr. stopiml bis horse and sofce In the roughly attired farmer with the old slouch hut who was resting his suu browned arms on the gate mid look. Ing at him. "I see." he sal, "your name la Holmes." "Yea." -Beverly O.r "Tea. I'm the man that lives here." "Any retatlou or Sherlock llolmesr gravely nsked tbe carrier. "No, sir." answered tbe farmer, "but I'm detective enough to know tbat you're not a very gil Judge of human nature. You took me for an Ignoramus because I've got my old working duds on. I'm Kbrrlork lloliuee enough to look at a man's face and eyes before 1 slie him up as a- Some mall for met Thanks." Youth's Companion. Many people are aate that printers havo a languago of their own, unintelligible to the uninitiated. Tbo following up-to-date orders from an exchange give an Idea of the print ing office lingo; "Hilly, put Sir Charles Tupper on tho galley and fin ish up that murder you commenced yesterday. Set up the ruins or Her culaaeum and distribute tho small pox. l.ock up Hurler and slide Mc carty Into the hell box and leave the pi alone until after dinner. Put the ladles' form to press, and go to the devil and put him to work on Deacon Fogg's article on 'K'crnal Punish ment.' " Now this Is all simple enough when translated Into English and not nearly so rough as tho reader may Im agine. Exchange. WANT ADS. FOR SALE Ileal IZstate. Pnit HAI.K NO nrrn en irr In I crop; 3 horses, wagon, set of har ness, : cows, 223 chickens; (-room bungalow, rurnlsbod, 4 miles from tewn: 1100 per acres; easy terms. II. E. Polntor. Klamath Kails. Helping the Town Ity tWnkhtg yoar money hi faaak Ik yir ovva My yoa latrraar tits rmnaiiMMjr'a fmarer to e MhaUMllal farmer want In Imrrow nsossry three as lissn 1 1 wm. If ynst lunk ym r imSM-y away from luaarsl fn other fanner, mrrrlutaia ami meaafarlarere. fmr Ikkw- -optr. Mossry liMtlt-N al twins hrlpa a I'lVrrtt In a bank It h t lu work to ways tfcat hrt all. If to M la lido HEM' WANTKD. WANTED Three men to work In a logging camp at Odessa; some ex perience required. Apply to C. S. A It. S. Moore, AM. THE NEWS $2.00 per year I N A D V A N C E The Official Paper of Klamath County THE REPUBLICAN The Best Weekly in the Best Town in the Best County in the Best State What would )iiu sn) If some man llie lel maimer ami shape iwlble. living In Klamath Knll made It hl It l ImpoMlblllt) t inopote to business to drive out to vour place, uuike personal Mt to do lhl news, no mnltir l-al part of the county telling urt, we slmpl) wniuiltate )ou nie living In. tiud spent several our lime l '"' "'"' hours telling von nil the news? And horse fetd l)uur horse fe.nl b) (a). what vise vviwM )ou think If he said Ing tight In Klamath Kails and gallf he would be glad to come out jcrlug every bit of news that's going the following r.eek and do I ho same and printing It In The llepulilliaii thins nitulii. nrd nroniln.il to mine .We nte not a nephew of Unrlo Ham, every week In the )mr'. Wouldn't )ou tmiulie as lo Ms iiirulal romll and lonseqiiently we have In pay the Milnic' to send llie pspvr ! )ou, tlon? Welt, I giiett ou would omit hut even itieu Hint's sailer than lo lo know what iiiuliiesa he ai en July tie gsd over that old gfa) mare gaged In thnt he lad so murh saie(to grt out to )onr plaru and ban I time for dliiemlnatlng news, 01 rm.,)ou the paper personally ell know, some ultlmaln object In cultivating your acquaintance. We'll llrlng the Xrws. Well, here's the Hilnt The editor of the Weekly lletiuhllrau has n Oh, )r; )ou may as Iimi, that we have an ave lo grind by entiling out In see )ou every week In the )iar Mulhcr ) father came lo en her tttlre a week for four Vear belter proposition lo make )ou than before the found out what he via the man who peddle news from' coining for, but The Itrpubllran will house to house. It Is not worth your! make you understand in lets time while to nk what our business Is; It's than that. You lll gel In know all lo prvhllr news, and itdle It In I tie neas of the county, and lots of Itilitgi lipsit Ihlngs that go in make)ou as snappy and up-todatn as an) oilier man III the township, nr toiinl), rlll.rri )oil won't get vlio lit ihliigs thai iH-rurrnl lhte months awn )ou'll know Ihvro the wrk lliry haipn. If )ou don't It's )our own fault, Tie a siring ou )our llule nit gr when )ou start, to the Kails neit lime and subscribe for The Wcklv Itrpubllran to nime and tell )oi lh Hews every Mreli In the )rr. Walill III Ads Too. Head the ads all of Ihoai. IMik Ihem nvrr rarb wek as carefully as villi do I lie news mailer II Kitla the merthants good Itard'savr.) iuone to put those ads In lbs apr, and the) mm 11 thrift In he read, If Jf.u mist K-lllna Iho full worth of jour sub, rrlptlon money It's braiii ou fall In read The llepubllrau ads. You know vaherp In trade when )Otl romo to the rltj : or at leatt )ou ran-! blame alt onio )oiir wife If ou make bad bargains. Advertising Rates on Application HAM KgiAh Published Every Thursday in the Year Tl N A D V A N C E K "Ar TIIE ItON TOX CiltOCEIlV. I The First National Bank! of Klamath Falls la a Bend baak fa pat ytwjp atostey la. aafa aa4 reltable. A Savings Account AGENTS wanted la every town lor tbe Steel Adjustable llam.lesa Horse Collars. No pads, haues. straps; can be used with any kind of tug attacnm.ota. Will aot gall horse or wear out. Will aot corrode or rust. Price fCOO each. Ask your dealer. Write for literature. Address Nelson Wllver Company, exclusive distrib utors PacincCoastStates.Albany.Oro. THE Oregon Nursery Company of aaleas, Orvgon, the largest and best-known nursery company la tbe Northwest, baa openings for two or inree steady ana reliable salesmen for Southern Oregoa and Northern California territories. Pull Informs tloa apoa reqseet. Address Oregon Nursery Co., Salem, Oregou. WANTED Olrl for telephone op erator; one with experience la tbe work preferred. Apply at Klamath I Falls odea. 1 A llltlo store with the best In the grocery line clean, new, fresh, and prices reasonable. One trial will convince you that It Is tho place to trade. MOir llhhh In Ills liomirl. Oh, tradesman, In thine hours of eee If on this paer ou should ccc, Tnko out advice now and bu y y y, (lo straight nheud and advert 11 1. You'll find the project of some 11 u 11, Neglect can offer no ex q q q. lie wise ot once, prolong youd d n a n. A silent business soon do k k k. Krom Sivseas .iia&iln Wood That Mean Trick..... the man played in pulling green gogglea on his niulo lu Induru him to cat shavings for hay Is nut necessary lo Induce you to see )our way Into the dun Storo to find G. W. FRET. THE TAXIIIKHMIHT. Four Foot Dry Slab Wood $3.50 a Cord HUTCHINS a FAUGHT BICYCLES For an up-to-date wheel Ret a Rambler, on snle at The Gun Store. Tents nnd Guns for sale or for rent. We c;irry a full line of Sporting Goods THE GUN STORE . CHAMBUS Mom SB3 Oaaeatu Aau Haul " ttttttttt(iiiti4aflu VOK OtLK Msseetsaaeoae. Is a rahi slay faa4, life Imwhumw ioUcy, skk beaeSt, a faaeral hraeSt, aa4 aa Id age araaloa. Tkrre la a farfekare ' la Hie aessbeok, aad M la aaaVr the awrasi'a eaatral at f H wW iMe hJa over skkarasi It wW arkas) ka laaataai M wW are Mai 1 iifgf'htm wa tea daaa. U Is a ias haap It aavaasj. Nka tVMeejV",.eie. jr, .M aa n awaaa la Ma alsvjart, It 1 " . 1 K i. i f '$'$$ Td Thai sTasaaa- i' Tji. t - asH' " iglLa.-' aaaaaak THREE horses, 2 sets of harness, S wagoas. Inquire Model Oakery, R. A. Moore. VOK SALE Team, wagon and bar aaas. Oeo. Blebn, cor. th aad Mala sis. KOR SALE Ducks are here. Have ou a guar If aot, sea ma for a good double-barrel Remlagtoa Ham merles, IIS. Oee. V. leMi, beg Ml Phaaa lll. rOR SALS At a aargala; a No. Oliver typewriter, with IB-laea aarrfar, la Iratlaas aoadUloa; a m maebtaa far 17a. Call at O. K Traaafer affte and see It. ea THE aautbera Paalia baa mam sale reuaa trla Uaketa ta Saattle, aai.far sntr aars.wlthariWhsaa of O. K. TRANSFER CO. Keep its moving; we are prepared for worR Teaming, draying and forwarding. It noT Reliable and prompt service wciihy youR Attention? Day or Night. We're not a com A Nnn'1'er1 phones, office 871 and 873 the harfl Say: Baggage and Pianos are snccialiitaf freight orders handled quickly. No lilnf Ripiipiied with the only piano truck hoiR R;aonable latrs on goods stored. HeltcR G II or phone us before placing ordrrs, C Oa K. TRANSFER COt REFRIGERATORS Cold Storage White Enamel Food Chamber $21 to $24.50 Reliable gl?an. lied Food Chamber $17 $21 ROBERTS & HANKS HARDWARE MUCHANft 'ttttlSeaiiaisjlttaaaaaaaaaaaaaiaanttl vss vjaaBaVJaByas Jk I jt. Vams tCVIampll gfvf A&i U0 MS 'III tSMtt litis W TK fas in pf WHITC MOUNTAIN W It FUCEZER jf XL in tin tm imiiii. 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