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KLAMATH FALLS. WEDNESDAY, JULY 20. 1909.
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KYKM OX TIIK Pl.l'M TIIKK
(Coacladed From Pint race.)
with It a reasonably lucrative salary,
Whllo there are other who may have
reason to expect something nt the
hands ot Ilouriu'. tliu three mm re
ferred to nro billeted tu tiniu tliu In
Hide track In tho race for rtt-oKiilllun.
lkm'1 Waat f.otrrarlil
Wiseacre In iwlltlcal circle evi
dently were on the wrong scent when
hey classified E. Motor of Salem as
uplrant for the governorship. The
.m newsiaper man recently de
led that he was a candidate for any
Slate oOce. Whllo he did not say so.
It develops that he has higher aspira
tions or at least Is after a federal Job
which ays a bigger salary than Is
paid State officials In Oregon. In
stead of getting Into tho activities ot
a State campaign next year. It Is re
ported be will wait another )ear and
then go after the Job now held by P.
B. Malcolm. Collector of Customs at
Portland. This lmsttlan naa
per annum. Mr. Malcolm's fouVar
term, however, does not expire until
some time In 1911.
Thus far there Is not much talk
about candidates for the other fed
eral places which will be available In
Oregon about January 1st next. In
addition to a Collector ot Internal
Revenue, the oOce of United States
Marshal, Register and Receiver ot
the Portland Land Office and Regis
ter and Receiver ot the Roseburg
Land Office will become vacant by
reason ot expiration of appointive
tanas between December 18th, this
year, and January J 6 th next year.
Oregonlan.
In northern California and In the vi
cinity of Oakland give added sub
stantiation to the belief that Hill Is
rapidly preparing to span the last
gap (the 700 miles between Oakland
and the town of Deschutes on the
Columbia rler in Oregon) of his pro
Ixwdd transcontinental railroad
from St. Paul, Minn., on the lakes, to
Oakland."
A aiaa whoa aaal had beea tortured
fraqaentty by the remarks of bis wits,
who takes a fiendish dsllgbt In setting
a price on the handsome clothe worn
by other women, oae day found sweet
comfort la the tncauMoM commaat f
woman In a crowded car.
-Ok. yea,'- said that observing other
woman, "the bat looks well enough,
bat It H cheap. It couldn't hate east
a rent more tfcaa tsV
Thereupon said the man to his wife:
"Way da you always pick out the
moat expensive cWhea far especial no
tice? Why don't yon look at some
thing cheap one In awhile? There
art cheap thing worn. There la a
bat In this very car that cost only $&
The womsu Just behind us pointed it
eat a initiate ago,"
"Well." raid his wife, "you are the
last person ua earth who ought to feel
prood of IL It was me she waa talk
bit about" -Sew fork Time.
When Julia. Mrs. Blaaka maid of all
work, cam to her mlati a aad "gave
notice" because she waa colas t be
married, Mrs. Blank said:
"Ton know, Julia, that marrUg Is
pretty serious thing."
Tes'm," replied Julia, -but not gtt-
Ua' married la a more sertooa tfclac
sometime, doot you this? Anyhow,
If II be aa atrtoaa for aim a It I far
m If we don't git aloec all right Det
then, aa yoa say, gittu' married I
bout the arriouaeat piece of Miasas
body can Ingag In. an' mebbe 1 am a
fool an' mebbe he's a bigger on.
There's do telltn'. Ifs a turrlbl sol
emn, thing, a I reckon you've found
y this time. Like enough fli sip
sorrow, bat so will be. That's on
comfort."-Detrolt Free Preaa.
MARRDCAX KILL BCILD
(Coadaded Freea First Pace.)
mlaua her In order to obtain his
share of local transcontinental and
Pacific Coast traffic, at present bot
tled op by the Ilarrlman Interests.
Recent purchases of right-of-way
Deflnltlsns,
Economy A human eccentricity
which will cause a woman to aptnd
half day and 10 easts street ear far
la order t cat a fir ceat spool of
thread for
Lor A tender paaaloa which, how
ever, doe not preclode man's scold
ing bis wife if the con I too cold.
Pride A persistent aad potest pe
culiarity which will case a man to
pat a silk tu oa aa empty bead aad
to battoa lite frock coat areaad aa
mpty stomach.
Prejodlc A tasta or dlatoato for
omethlng about which yoa kaow
aotblng.-Jodg.
Old Cnillsh mm Olas.
Large quantities of lead and potash
were Introdared lato tb constituents
of the glass which hi ICTS la de
scribed as being ester, heavy aad thick
aa crystal
A great Impetus was clvsa to the
manufacture when ta diet of Kaatta
In 16TB drove tb skilled artisan from
rraaca. Many of tbem cam' to Bac-
aad tb ram of British glass
oatll It was caasldirsd mother
to that of Bohemia.
From 173d to about ITtl w bar
but few particular. The Mkhal Be.
ktaa. formerly a potter, beram prom
Inent as a maker of tb hlgaest claae
of eaamld claae, which has becom
eery scare. It has sa open whit
btauttfalty patotcd to aml
wttk figarea, awwor. etc. la
fact It math resembles a glassy poree
lata. It Is getting starts, too. aad ta
piece aca lacraaalac la ral
Opinion.
Oeubwes.
Vole da the hnmy-Wmm, what la
keeptoc yoa oat then oa ta porch so
kag? fliaali I am losklac for tb
comet, mamms. Toka Toalt tak
your death of oid. Bsasls Wot at all.
imam, rm I'm waa wrapped, cat-
cage Tribes.
Helping the Town
i A Savings Account
: yo aeseey aa a baak la yoer owa eaaasasm-
My yoa tocteass the cosBanusHy'a sower to do ka.to.sj. If ;
sahataatlal farmer waat to borrow moasy tasr la asar to !
" sea. V yea baak yovr aaoaey away froaa home M la ',
loaaed to other farm, saerchaato aad maaafacrarars. Bete ;
yaar beaw people. Moaey hlddea at home help ao oa.
Placed la a aaalr H is pat to work la ways that help alL
The
First National Bank!
of Klamath Falls
to a good baak to pad year moaey la oafs aad retfehls.
Seraa-yearotd William aad tseemi
to proad owner of a pet pic aad la
elated upoa bavlag all tb car of It
himself. After a few weeks, aa the
pto did not stem to thrive, his father
said to him:
"William. I'm afraid yoa are not
failing your pig eaoegh. It dors aot
serm to be fattealac at alt"
"1 don't waat him to fattea aay
ytM William replied kaowlngly. "I'm
waltlac until be gtta to be aa lone as
I waat him, then 111 begin to widen
aha oat"
AnsM UvC IMtstyMsMvl
B (at a pictar aaJiery)-! weader
what that palatine repreomta? The
yeath aad the maiden are In a teaser
attttade. She-Ob, doat yoa sett B
has yask asked her to marry htm. aad
ah Is sweprtng htm. Ba-Ah, haw
atNarlato the Utml Shs-I doa't as
It B-Why. that card at tho bot
tom says "Sold."
Castata Jslm SmHh and Rata
Ta latrepU aavlcator Cspuln John
SmHh la the course of bis Journeying
la the Bermudas bad some experience
of tb rat aa a destructive fere. "Hut
ta treat God of heaven." be wills.
"ceased each aa Increase of silly rata
la the apac ot two years so to abound
before tbey regarded tbem that tbey
filled not only those pieces where tbey
were first landed, bat, swimming from
place to place, spread themselves Into
an parts of tb country, Insouiurh I list
there waa ao Isad but It was pestered
with tbetn, snd some nines lime tweti
taken with ruts lu their 111 !. whMi
they caught In swimming fruiu He to
Ua, Tbelr nests they bad In sIiiumI ev
ery tree and In most ptares llielr bur
row la the ground like conlex. They
spared not Ibe fruits of the pl.iuls or
trees or the very plants Ihemsehee.
but at them up." AM efforts to rttrr
mtoate these vermin proved unsurress
fuL and the nnfortunaie colonists
"were destttule of bread for a yeere or
two."
The TrsvsW Jey.
The cream uf tsrtar tree, wbli-b Is
also catlrd tb "sour gourd." gron-s In
sortbern Austrslls snd bss s trunk
which measures from seventy to
hjhty-dT feet la clrcamference. but
which Is only twenty or thirty feet
high. The wood la soft and Juicy and
whea steeped la water provide the
thirsty traveler with a refreshing and
cooling drink. The fruit la about six
mchea long, shaped Ilka a lemon and
tame a gently acid palp, which
mates like cream of tartar. Wherever
it Is to b foaad a small encampment
of weary wayrarera safari tbelr tents.
Whsa skated la the bosh the famous
torn i la always greeted with song
wrlttsa by the early bushrangers
cafiad "Slag lley For In Traveler's
Joy."-Hw York Tslegrsm.
Out sf Lin.
An enlisted man at tb post at rrt
Ltsvenworth was ordered lo the range
for the Brat time for target drill. Oul
of tweuty-on chance the newcomer
made never s bit.
"Oh, you dubl" exclaimed an officer
standing near. "Voo'v missed the tsr
get every timet Whsl's tbe matlerr
"Well, air," answered tb recruit non.
ibalantly, "the only reason I rsn thlak
of at prrsrnl is that Ibe person who
set up my target hasn't placed It In a
straight Hue from here."
srllsmntar)r Prsesdur.
"llnw about inj letter of proosair
triiiamlnl Hie young ningrreaman
"It Inis lirrn adrnnreil lo a
reidlni" annrrrl tlie liaughly Wash
Ingtoii Ulle. Kauna City Journal.
T draw a carleuture of our contem
pi'nrli-s Is not dlAtrult. It requires
only n amsll portion of talent aad
great want of courtesy -Disraeli
Man fatlNfl Lmm.
Of African lions Miss Kirkland la
tor book on Africa writ: "As a nil,
tt Is only old llous which attack human
til tag They grow too decrepit to be
skis to catch tb mors agtl antelope.
watch ar their lawfal prey; so, goaded
by a hanger which ag cannot wither
tbey n oases a sawary mor-
NIITICK FOII ri'HUCATION.
U. 8. Uud Office at Lakavlow,
Oregon, April It, ItOI.
NOTICE I hereby given that
OANIKI. JOHNSTON, of Klamath
Falls, Oregon, who, oa Nov, 17,
ItOI, mad Timber and Bton Sworn
Statement No. OUT, for NU SH.
Section IT, Township II B, Range
TW E.. Will. Meridian, haa Bled
aotlce ot Intention to make Final
Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before County Clerk
Klamath County, at his office at
Klamath Falls, Oregon, on tb ltth
day of August, 10,
Claimant name aa witnesses:
Frank M. Upp, ot Klamath Falls.
Oregon; Henry OhTenbacher, ot Kla
math Falla, Oregon; Alvln J, Swift,
of Klamath Falls, Oregon; John
Ansel, ot Klamath Falls, Oregon;
Lester Klrkpalrlck. of Klamath
Kails, Oregon; John J. Furber, of
I'nkegams, Oregon.
J. N. WATSON.
I-II Register.
MMMttddOsMdddMtMMddMa
Go to Spring Creek
Her
Be Do yoa kaow aay food raaaoa
why womsa should rot?
8hs-T,Ido.
"What to ltr
"Well. bcaue."-Toakr Stttoa-
In Spit f it
Mothsc-Aod whsa b proBomd did
yea tU htoi to me? Daacator
Tss, mamma, aad b said he'd assa
yoa srral tlmea, bat h waatod to
asarry ma Jast tb aaaM.-Sphlax.
Whosotrsr hath aUy ywldad to a
Matty I hold him wis, sad he fcasv
tttaalaalafBafOoaBtarlpldM.
OIlMalt Advise
Mrs. Bayc waa talking to aatar
ysaac wamaa at a tea.
"Bow dciddly bettor of a maa
wmld b," said the other young wo
maa. If as hM oaly tak his whVs
adrlcr
"Quit tro. my dear," said Mrs,
Bayc. Tva advised my Ocora time
aad Urn aaala aot to bet sa bora
that don't win, but U wUI do If
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U a ratoy day faad, a Uf laaaraaoe policy, a sick beoedt, a
f aasral beaesU, aad aa old ace tieastoa. There is ao forfeetare 1
claaas la the passbook, aad It Is under the owaer coatrol at
all times. It will tide him over alckaeasi It will cars for hm
feaUy wheat ha mast aof It wUI see him tnraaji irld spa, aad
barjr him whea ha dses. It la a slmpls lasts hi arnpsslMoa.
Becto early, aad hasp It sp, aad, like aaaaaa la the deaert. It
wtU sapply him as ha joarasys.
Bow Is tho time to open aa account with tho
Why He Ourt
"So yoa ebandoaed ta simpl styl
capeUIagr
Tea," responded tb former advo
cate of the fad. "Ifeaadltwdsftealt
to mak peopl oadtratood that I
kaow br.--PhtIadlphla Lsdptr.
As )d aa He Oave.
"Hsr I my Mat madam, hat eva
dor compala m to say that I thlak yoa
are as well able to stand as I am."
-roiiisaeai empis m to aay
iaaa yea, sv--nw Tork Joarasl
ItMBMtablllty.
Max 0BU waa one staylac with a
frtoad at Bdlnburgh. Starting for a
walk oa Saaday, ha took up his walk.
buj stick. "Do yoa mud taking aa
mbrtUar asked hia coBatUntlaaa
host "It looks mor rwpscUbl."
If the beat aahtoc resort la the
Klamath roaatry. Board la only SS.00
per day. The roaad trip to the rreort
cooU oaly StJJO.
WM. WAQXKR. at the office of the
Home Realty Company win give yoa
aay additional toformatloa aad will
sell yoa throach tickets. Phoae Mil.
Call ap aad aak aboat the special at
traction at tb celebrated Spring
Creek aad WlUlaamoa River FUhlac
Reaott.
R. C. Spink, Proprietor
KLAMATB ATJB.VCY, ORBOOIT.
REFRIGERATORS
Cold Storage
White Enamel
Food
Chamber
$ 1 to $24. 50
Reliable galTan
ized Food
Chamber
$17
$21
ROBERTS S
HARDWjRE MERCHANTS
Sffl an tsistt Mm K
TK tat 1
pi WHITE MOUNTAIN &
FKEEZcR
3L Ml III TMC Mlllii. VJ
TBM smssisaMkMk V
gjfjT kassaisM fl
jam asMbssisssiasBiMas a
8 ROBERTS &S
m HANKS I
We Have
Movcd..
Aad ars sow better equipped thaa
ever to give tb best amies to our
customers. Our new store is seat
aad attractive aad oar stock Is freak
aad complete. Prescriptions Sllsd
with aecsracy. Toa caa rest aasarsd
that yoa will ct "Just what the
Doctor orders." W do aot aubstltate.
Choice Garden
Lands
FOR RENT
A few plots of cfeolce tad for kUrdea; Poll
Cabbage, Celery or other track, nder
irrigation and convenient
FRANK IRA W3
CPT. O. C. AFPt.tGATC flfin
Uss s in: Lot Biralni for yon
Str.
nrnfl
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China and Glasswi
Ioat yoa waat sasas atoa Dtaaer Ware, raary
PUtro, Tamfalera, Jafwsatorco, Orasmrato, Chamber Seta, Wi
Coolers, Preesers thlaaa aasfal aad oraansralal fur yoar In
aad toblar Wo carry each hreatlfel Chlaa aa the Mavlh
la plala aad oM rlaunrd. See oar etteaslv dtsplay.
Urgaet stock la the city aad at aarli low price.
GEO. R. HURN
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DIALER
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Crlsler a SUlto
Building
Underwood's
Pharmacy. .
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The
i Firit Trait and Savings Bank
Parental Prejoele.
"Bat war dlda't voa massiir
Atthtr aad m befor yoa were om
rladr
scaoss, maisma, i was afraid yoa
new pnaaaic m agauat bias."
Life.
At the Sal Masque.
0rtl-Toa danctd that twostep dl
taaly. Who taagbt yoa? NB.Ky
rwostplstrs-lllatrstd Bits.
A bandsoms woman pita the ays.
f DO J. ZOMWALT.
President
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Ktanuth County Abttract Go.
etanrejori and Irrigation Engineera
cat I Wrraaow, SsersUiw
nuuth rails, Oregon
O. K. TRANSFER GO.
Keep ui moving; we arc prepared for worK
Teaming, drayinf snd forwsrdisf. Is nuT
Reliable and prompt service woithy youR
Attention? Day or Nifht. We're not s eomA
Number phones, effec 871 snd 873 the barN
Say: Biggagt sti MsSms sre specialticS
Freight orders handled quickly. No blulF
Equipped with the only piano truck herE
Reasonable rates on foods stored. BcttcR
Gall or phone us before placing orderi, G
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