,. ' vr ''"It- I MARSH LANDS 50 PIR CENT.EVEGETAHLE MATTER.' OREGON'S RICHEST SOIL ABEL ADY fUUriUi r 'I "C5 KLAMATITS ifxai i THE EVENING latasd Dally, Kaespt Soadav, bj the HKIALD PUBLIf HING COMPANY W. O. OCT, Mttor OifCRIPTION Daflr. fcf matt, oaa fair Dally, bjr sail, all Boatht Dja hrlmaMi taraa'aoaU Daflr. tr'awii, ontfc Dallv, aeUverad by carrlsr, ont wsaa. . . . RATES: .15.09 . 1.60 . US . SO to KLAMATH FALLS, FRIDAY, JUNE 18. 1909. To protect wooden electric light aad telephone polei from being gnawed by bone, it It customary to wrap the wood with -wire, with view to facilitating thlt work, which li 'qelte slow and coneequentlr " poselv when done bjr hand, a polc wrapping machine hae been devised. The machine carrle a reel ot wire, and monnted on (our grooved rol ler watch bear against the pole, be ing kM in contact by the teaelon of a aptral aprtng. A cutter wheel la loeaated on the machine, which ervee to cut a aplral groove (or the wire. The pitch of the groove may be varied by adjusting the cutter. With thla machine It require but Bftswa or twenty mlautee to wrap a pole, and the wire I laid on no tight ly that It may be held with a single raw ot staple. The machine alto serves (or splicing poles. Difficult Advise. lift.' Sajce was talking to another yawns woman at a tea. -How decidedly better oS a man weald be," said the other young wo men. If he wowM only take his wife' advfctr "Qalt troe, my dear." said Urs. Bayce. -I've advised my George time tad time again not to bet on bones that Wt win. but he wUI do It- Why He Quit "So yew abandoned the simple style efsaeUagr "Tea," responded the former advo cat of the fad. -I found it no dlatcsK to saahw people understand that I knew betters-Philadelphia Ledger. A Seed as He Gave. "are Is my seat, madam, but can war iinwjshj ma to say that 1 think you a wall able to stand a I am." me to say r'-Kaw Tack Joornal Ptr.ectly Correct. A young miabter In -the coorer f an eloquent scrtuoo ou in pooi4 auo vaattle of the work! etaggered his congregaUoa by exclaiming: "Here m I standing, preaching to you with only half a shirt on my back, while yon alt there covered with gew gaw aad other baubles." The neit day a parcel containing ev era! brand new shirts wss left at bl bowse by one of his hearer, a "kind hesrted old lady. Meeting the donor a few day afterward, be thanked ber exceedingly, but expressed much aur prle at retorting aoch an una fitted gift "Oh." said the lady, -you mentioned la your termoo on Sunday that yuu had oaly half a abkn on 'your sack." "QuKe tree." added his reverence, "bat you seem to forget that the other half was to froaf-Losdoo Answers. Hew t Prove Celaa. Thv Udy beamd the roaster at one of the London stores wrote out toe bill for my purchase "on a little oant foMsag book, which -ttptodacod her writing by mean of rarboa paper on tb page below. Then ehe took the half sovereign I tendered In payment and, placing It on the opper page, pressed It bard down with bar thamb. I aaksd tb reason. -We have Instruc tions." aha explained, -to take the in praaatea of any coin recatved by mean of the carbon paperln the-book. See (tuning to tb duplicate of my bill); there's the Impression of your half sovereign. Yon couldn't 'very well think you'd given me a soveralga aftsr seeing tbtt, could you ? You'd b surprised." eh sakt, -how-often we have to ahow our hooka to people' to convince them we've not snade a mis take." Manchester Qatrdlan. Parliamentary Procedure. -How' about my letter of ptwawaair demanded tb young congressman. -It baa beea-advaaeed to a second I sail 1 1 ig" anewered the haagfcty Wash ington belle. Kanaa City Journal. To draw a caricature of our caataav poraries hi not dial rait It reqaJrea oaly a small parttso of taleat aad great waat tf Helping the Town By ha at lag yoar saoary la a bank la yoar own My yow lacraaae the com inanity's power to do aahatallal fatasen waat to borrow saose (bars I 2 loaa Ihsm. If yow beak jrotr mosey away (rout hosn If to It I ' far ami, mercfaaata aad laassfactawra. Help yaw beaae people. Mossy ' hlddrs st bosae helps so ose. Placed la a bask It Is pat 'to work la way that help an. L"-' V The First National Bank A Savings Account of Klamatfr Fslla la a good bank to pat yoar musty Is safe, and reliable. bssdamdnv aissshf-haasswr a wMMtSwataaW'nggfllf aawtHHaHajaM m Ika paaisook. aad it la aadsr the owaar' eesJrol at It wtl tatt hiss erar.ajakMsBi.tt will, ear tat hi sl It wttl aae Uai ttwamajh old at, and aim whaa U das. It la a simple bails proaoalUoa. a aarly, sad kass It sp, aad, Ilk aaaaaa la tha assart, It ayaay falsa as hs Joarasr. Vaw la tha ttma to opes aa accomat with tb TV New Hats. Minraara-tav other troubles besides rhs frequent difficulty or cullvtlii Ills. On milliner It II of a letter sue tecsived from the wife of a nun who in a brief time hid sdvainnl Irom poverty to great wealth, lilt raiullt wag Kill Id obscurity, but wilt preiur lag to emerge. -I want 'yon should make s lmiet and two bits right off." wrote the wife, -for m aad tbe girl" ihi.I ri ri.,i.. I. ton aaiilhl "My meseups is nearly twritro lnrbi ' frovwr to ear our Hie hv.nl uutl lga)t aaJer'chla and l tmni u vt furard'to baik hair, mul Hut ueur nut (or both the tMrl -I'm sandy, Jsur Ii ihrk un.t I ti.-v got red hair We wm lli.lv mlr and t want blue Boner- lI truif en mine, breMra touie ini. "Jtne wants her vn-en and I no.r wants pink. Wc don't rate wiit h..t.- but tbey mutt be te-mliu; al -i u Ibey won't blow to nii In the Nor we dont want tluin lrl far mi hatband won't bear to u. h -rieate send wltblii Hi,- !i utiO If satlafatory bill v. Ill be u.id ul oucr" Youth's Companion. Ceri Hstr Meant Obttlna . The curly bradrd umu uttrrnl nti rx clamatlon of mate. -Strange," be tald. -I birr U-. drawo for Jurlr time and aalu. t.tit I have never sertrd They laj Challenge me. I wonder " h) v -It I your curly hair,- :ttd n law yer. "A curly beaded uian Vllt h Jury He always csuvet It to dlmirrie " "That It not true. Yuu uiuii l-o craxy," said the other. "It U th gospel truth." the Unjrt pertltted. -Curly beads are m outl Bate a mulre Tbey think they Lnoir It alL Tbey disagree with rtrrybudy -It It because." be batteurd to add. -thitr curly btlr aukr tberu o ki-J looking. In cblldbocd tbey are )l!rJ by their parenta. and Id tuaturlty men spoil tbera. falttng In loe wltb them os ?ry sale. 80 tbey become conceited. Tbey disagree a lib every body. Lawyer the world otr rrcog nlaa that aa Jurymen they would urnr do." New Orleaat Tlme-Dmtrt GREATEST BARGAINS AT $25 PER ACRE BWASWWBMBBWVsWSHaBBBJSBBBBaxBajSBBB . ,1 vSwaJyGafesafel-1 ' ssBr ' . ' ' aa AND UPWARDS. PHONE 303 EASY TERMR a REFRIGERATORS Had an Answer. Thla story Is being toM ou a Hweile la ceatral Kaasas who wa alien to excaaalve ute of the bottle He vrai working at a crrttlu hvue. dolu,: M Joke, and th daughter of th.- Ii.niw kaaw'of hi reprthulble tutln She thought it time for tome iue to re moastrat with blta n tbe error if hit ways. -Why," she aaketl. "are jou Hot sitismed to spend sll your mi and mak your wife tale lu nattiliij Way don't you give ber some umtiej V "Weil," he snswrrrd, -1 bate au tu coma besides my? wages." -Ob. It that tor tald the daughter somewhat mollified. -Tea," be tald, "I hie an Iticouie from tbe queen of Sweden." -What forr asked the girl -For minding my own builneaa- an wered the Dwedr, going ou with LU work. Kantat City Journal me I Flrit Trait an? Safiags Bank Th Trewhfes e( a French Academician. The candidate, cote elected. It Uuod to pronounce a harangue before he It allowed to take part In the work of the noble body. The director who hap pens to be In office soswers hlci. Thla oration I lorsrlsbly, or at leaat abould be, compooed flrst of thsnka, more or lea humble, for thegrett honor con. (erred, then of a panegyric of tbe hap py ooa' predecessor. And. ob, bow dsVcult that sometimes must be! More lhaa ose has rushed to lbs encyclope dia, then to tbe libraries, so as to get some clear notion of tbe lllutirlou x immortal! Then fate is often Ironical. A historian may bare to relebrsta tb talent of a writer of light coiuedle. a legitimist may hare to praise a Hoclal 1st. or else tbe newly elected member nay' hate to apeak of bis most inti mate enemy.-JrsoD Mtlret In Atlantic. Anclsnt Derrick. Probably tbe oldest drrrkke still In use are tbe two built si Trier, In Oor saaay. In the year MIS sod tbe one built In 1U4 at Anderoscb. alio In tier many. All three three derrK'Lt ore balll on tbe uine principle In the middle of a tut Ml re frame lotter U located tbe salnglug or uwln Iiajui. SO by 80 Incbee, wbote Iron phut moves In a pen stisped Unrlntr cup On lop sr- fotm-d tbe guy roe and tbs csp. which Is alto tuorable Tbe derrick nu l- un.ied by cruaabtrt fastened la l ha' abate 'boom. Tbs load la chain lifted by trend wheel sixteen feat la diameter. Wagaer te wM'MuaWaas. Wagner's HtHe sdaronkieo to tb musicians was most characteristic and WflrToy to be noted by many' an or cbastra f this dsy. -Oentlemea," be aid,-"I beg ol yo not tor take ay fortlsiao too seriously. Wber you '" mtk an 'fp' of It, and for piano play phmsisrmo.-Hemearocr hew maay of yaa Uare are down there agabmst th on poor single human throat up bar aloa on' tb itag."-MwmaBa'a Tmiwal Blbxtlon." Oet Ivsn. TU aartr Jtr to'b a ltr to aa- "Waywtr "TU Ut os under tb gula of stotbatty advlc told m som vary ssrtlatthla trtiba.''-Loalvill ot Cold Storage White Enamc' Food Chamber 2J.to$24 5 IJcllable jjnlvfin ized Food Chnmber Dignity of Style-Plus ALL WOOL FABRICS-PLUS POPULAR PRICE TO HESE are the three most prominent feature in International made-to-order Clotheawwhich if added together, make a total of matchle service. ' It Is riarx.LVlVJ.xj THE VALUE GIVER $17 To Avf its sets tsittt tills yQ tV im Tn W WHITE MOUNTAIN gj Cf FREEZER Jl yU. sits TMg rsttiis Vp Jim ii mwnanwae Inf. rj nt mnl seam sea a stti Yf. yL . sws a VA ffiHANKS m T I ROBERTS S HANKS : HARDWARE MERCHANTS . eeeeeeeaam SHOES - SHOES Just Arrived: Work Shoes, Dress Shoes, Loggcis, Drivers', Ranchers' Shoes, Stroii Shoes for Boys; United VYorkingmen's. We handle the Best Klamath's Exclusive Shoe Store J. R. RITTER & CO wiison Bidd 0ea-Kaaa ee .e.e-e-ve-e'. DOS J. ZCMWiLT, 1'retiiient Abstracting K M. Illha. k'lr.rin. till llrl J Map, runs. Blue I'rlntJ, Etc.' Klamath County Abstract Co. Surveyors and Irrigation Engineers flair E Witiucw, SecrcUry Klamath Falls, Oregon --- e We Have Moved.... Aiul mo i.ow titter i'ultpcd than I'UT to Klru Hi" tvt aervlrw to our i uiliiincr. Our im' loru la runt uinl uttruitltu ntnl our atoilc U fruuli uuil couiplttn. I'rutcrlitlunt tilled Hltti accuracy Vou (an rett aaiurvd that J ii ii will Kit "Just what the Durtiir unlvrt " We ilu nut tiiliclltulu. Critler S StUts Building Underwood's Pharmacy . . Choice Garden Lands FOR RENT A few plots of choice land for garden; Potatoes, Cabbage, Celery or other truck, under Irrigation and convenient FRANK IRA .WHITE CAPT. O. C. APPLEGATE Finn Street near MtH Has sjtnc Lot Bargains for you -:- o4- China and Glassware leoti'l you tianl xiiiu' nhr llliinrr M'arr, I'anrv I'ltbe, I'lnir., luinlilri, Jarilliilni., (Irnaineiil., I luimlirr He l. U'atrr I'tMiltr., I'Mfrri llilnum uh-IiiI ami urnaimiital for )uurbv nml lattlr'.' Mr rarrjr tuilt Uaulirul Ctiliia a. the Ilallas4 In plain and gulil rltiuncO. Kv our ratriithp itltplar, Tbe larurl ilml In the rlljr anil at audi Iah nlrv.. GEO. R. HURN HARDWAU DEALER For Sale 160 a. homoatoad relln quisbmsDt; 110 a, under government project Wllber Whlto, Agent. 7 FOR SALE WELL, IMPROVED FAHM of 400 acres, 10 miles Southwest of Klamath falls. Will Mil aa a whole or In part. Terms, part down, tha balance la de ferred payments. Apply to JL A BMMITT at tha Port Oflce. aooaai 1 CHILDERS BROTHERS Are Prepared do all Kinds to of I BUILDING Chimneys and Flues a Specialty; Built on Short Notice 1 500.000 Brick oauaaa KMtMMMIIIIIHlH'1! O. K. TRANSFER CO. Keep us miomiii;; c nrc preparcil (or worfl Tcamiiij;, tlfjyiiiK ami forwanlhiK. It noT JtCclinlilc anil prompt service woitlty yuuR Attention? Day or Night. We're not a coiuA Nti'iil'cr phonci, office 871 and 873 (lie barN S")': Baggage and Pianoa are ipecialtieS Frviglit onlcrs liamltcd quickly, No tilu'F tiippccl with the only piano truck lierl Ri-.'iMin.'tlilc rales on goods stored. OctteK Gill or phone us before placing orders, C O. R. TRANSFER CO. tl3sTwwMldMIIIMM0aMMMMMy iMMMMMMMMMMMMM 1 Ht BBS