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AOHt'CtHT. VEGETABLE MATTER.
KLAMATH'S GREATEST BARGAINS AT $25 PER ACRE
THE EVENING HERALD
Immc! Dally, Kicept Sunday, by the,
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY
W. O. SMirU, Editor
THE JUDGE AND THE VIRAGO
BOBHOUIPTIUN KATKS
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KLAMATH FALLS, SATURDAY, MA? 1, 1900.
FOUBHT UNDER WATER.
Uft f tbt H"lb Flitl it the
l f Manila lay.
-WW! tu It Ilk. thai battle of Xta
Sa Bay. do yon aekr
Tb thundera of btaren would bar
baaa lost la Iti din. It wat Here and
faat Ilk tbt rolling of all lb drama
h) taw world or Ilk bolta of bary tall.
Caaba ton lato ehred by tb wlud.
What elrtnr It would makt that
but of tb Spanish fleet, tb
Dm Aataalo
do
root
alauttt Gu after
ad wba tb last
: iraa atad only btr bow (an r
tta crtw. waist deep la wat r.
raagat aw thoagb ekfory waa crown
aaB.tk. It waa tbelr to Br tb lait
fa.apoa that rtotfal day, and wo
eh are! tbtas aa :by teak.
That art tb thing atta will writ
aaaJt,,,bt aattaory aloe eaa paint a
afctar aa trrlU tbat tb boob, that
M abjbt watch of tb unlrers. bid
Mtadi? vapor tbat ab nilsbt
a tb ban of war aa tbey
I tkraaab tb Bortbol aad anon-
'f half aaakta' abba. wbl! rer
aad aaatj.axalodlaa esafaitat would
tar; tb watara, aad Sam of ytlloir
aad rod daunt abet all tbat waa left
of aala'a wreck.
Saraty Weltlatto waa a Solomon
whoa, ha wroto. -Nothing xept a bat
a saat'eaa bo'balf to melancholy aa a
, Mebolan
Hew Sandy Foetid 8ene.
Id oU ceutteutiu lu a Ullage not far
from Glasgow hre.ibfaeted rrry mom
Ins on porridge nuJ In order to ae
fuel cooked a wbolc nc.-k'a eiipnly
trery Saturday. One Prlday monili X
U atulf seemed rery cold nud scry
alt aad lie felt be tmtst nUinJon tlir
true:! to eat It But hi ttubboru
tatur forbade any aucU thoug'jt.
be tetcbed the wbltky from the ct'p
board, poured out a glase auj placed It
before him o tbts table.
"Now. Sandy." aaU be. "If ye eat
Clio. Ebe fought. , tbat parrltcl ye'll ba tbat wblsky. nu'
A AFHrCAN RESCUE-
a 'rani a raatAnay e Raverseue
Driver AM.
' h bar Wat Africa Btodtta" bits
' tlla tbla atory about tb fa-
i -drlTar" aata: "I waa la a little
ad oat of. a but ram tb
st-hta faasfly and all tbe
aaraattaa ntllatIL tearing
Virata la aoaaaaaloa. but tb
aBtabar aad fatter of tb family, when
hay ratal a red froas this unwonted
hatat af actlrtty. ahawad auch a llrely
aaaaara aad aaeh saalttakabl lga
af.aasaiah at harta left aomqblus
aaaad tteaa bi tb hat tbit I thought
ft a tb baby. In him far cor
aar. bar latrr ahrlahtd tb distracted
aaraala. aad lata that but I charged.
"Ta traJ Thar la to comer lay
ha at Httl tblas. a mere Inert
haark .,.. with, haadreda or cruel
drlrara already rwgrmlng open It To
at It aad air It to tb detracted
Mahar waa, aa tb reporter would aay,
ahajretk of aa laataot' She care a
cry, of joy aad dropped It Instantly
Ma a water barrel wber ber bua
baad held It down with a bo, chuc
hHacoatatdly. Sblrer not my friend.
t tb MUoaaaaam of tb Ethiopian.
That that thbmi waaat aa lafaot It
waaaaakr
A- 1nctii(7A r.i I
uiiw. ....
If r don t y won't.
He atock iinln nt tbe laat'apooufrlt
but keeptc bl eye atradlly on the
aia of wb ky. he iuaJi it lwl.1. braxe
effort nud ct It down. Then lie kIoit'
and careful, poured Kick the nhUL.
Into tbe bott e. n Ith a broad crln. aa l.e
aald to hlai'clf. "Sandy, my lad. I did
y tbat ttai. y auld fulcr'-liundoe
Adrertlter.
One Heir Astray.
' A (uest at a certain fbtonnKr h
ttl recently bad a grouch. Ue larrli-J
It to the proprietor.
"Look here." be aald. "thine around
btr art Juit abnnt aa rotton aa they
make then. Wbeu I irei.t to lunch to
day I found hair In the Ire cream,
hair ta tbe bonry and balr In the app'e
aauce. Now. nbat do y tblak o" tbatl
la tbat a pml bote!)"
"Well." replied the trenlal proprietor.
"1 caa tiplaln the batr In tbe le
cream. Tbat likely came from th
aharlci of the Ice. And I auppw
tbat tbt batr la th hocey came off thr
comb. But I don't nuJeratand aluut
tb balr ta the apple aacce. I lu:ht
those apples myself, and they were
very on Bald-nrtna." Columbua Dis
patch.
Reverent, Though Orunk.
Tb later majority of Russian nf
tb orthodox faith n III uot part a
cburcb or abrtne to tbe street without
npcorerbif their heads and crossing
themielTei. Travelers hate seen In
toxicated mea who were stassrcrlnt
along observe this ceremony. nuJ ,j
Hb cat of those who rrere too br!;v.
tasty fuddlr-J to waft borne t!ie friend
or re.'atlre wbo bas antui.inled a
tlpty cotnpaBloB In d slrtgr or ilrosky
baa, while boldln; blm In the tohb'o
with one ba id. performed for lilm tb
ales of the rosa with tbe o ner rrbeu
paislnja ucml placr.-Loudun Cbroit
teles.
Th' Turr.ih; Pclnt.
There Is n lime la i-nry turn's edu
ratlin that ry l Itnuraiice. that Im
itation Is n MS', that Id- m'it tu'.
hlcself for Ivltcr. fur r.orse. n tils
portion: that tbnusti t'J utile nulr.T.o
is full of n-xsl. no kernel iia'irl'li
lu; own can rort- te him li'tt t.uim;!i
tils loll heMon-pl oa t.'irt. tilot nf
ground clre: h'ui to till. - Ilin-'rvin
An Anclint Jek c Which There Ars
Many Medsrn Vsrslont.
Tbt followlug tilts- nu tnnHuteil
from a very old I'blui" Uxi. for Col
llcr'a Weekly t
A rertalh utaststrati' upuu '''tiln
liU court obnvneJ s.iv t bN IMm
whose fa-T was iovirrl ntth wound-
tnd akeit blm wb.il wiu tbe matter
i:c;lled tbe IK'tiir. -MletMy i'eulu,
I waa rrclliiltnt uud eiijilin: the ttv
air under uiy (rape n.'lor. hliti i-
it4lAalw islswat lit it test sat sif u ln.l llt)
. IMIIir ! M("-s;i Wtf IS Stuns U .sfi-t s ii'
'l tell oo lue nud rmeJ thiwe Injuries"
1J, But the judge us nkeptUiil au.
aatd; "Tbat U too thin. It l ui'J d
J tee tbat the tuarka uu )ir rie r
I from scrnti'lii" fnui uall It iii'i"! U
'that you have luid a nT with )uu
rrtft and pjt n elawlr fr."ni her !
this not aar
Tbt llctor rrlii'x'Urd all mer mid r
rMed. "Your houor has truly itivs
It."
Then said the Jiulcet "Why l j
nlfe so tVhe as lliUJ Wull tl I I
cion ber n" I elr her a beatlrj:
J3 your reu-tige"
While l-iw ii rt apenklnttti-'iii'ei
owu wife suddenly intue nut fn ui t'i
house and rVrrety .iliL "Whii l t'.
you nre nil i ! littr
The uiaslstniti- hustlly itnno'ini'iil
the llctnrs u:nl t'lt ib'al tl'n. Ttu
court sta" ndJoiirt'iM I'l per- l-i
itantly It ireui ns tboush the iimrt'
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IKN J Kcmwait,
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Abitncting
Maaa, fUaa, aMat rrlata, tic.
r. M. Ilraa,
I'd s-l'ire h-' I'm
THE QUEST OF BEAUTY.
'Making Up" la a Vsry Anclint Tsml
nine Art.
"Making up." spiiMi-l to the t
poaram-e. Is hy uo t-i-au n luulrru
an art as many ikm-iV Ui.i;l:ie
In tbe iltya uf Rumau niitm-iu try
the woi.-irii llnteJ their ryelmiirs with
Mark Li euulJtlou of "in eyed Ve us
They palutrd their faiv-s. sprinkled
tbesiatlrr with irrMnie nuJ eu-u
rore falKr bilr or ttutnt tbilr unn
locks la avrordanr r, lib the prerall
Ing fashion.
Tb Greek ladle of the attue p-rlol
employed malls wbo ruhlsM nit their
mUtreaa wrtakles. "decorated" ber
face with red and nblte lnljt nud
darkened her eyebrows. It wa 1'iei
also the fasbljn to coat ihe fare wltb
white of r-gz and gooee jrrnie to pro
tect It fnim the sun and nluJ It Is
erea aald that they bid a retlpe for
turning tlue err tu Mjik
These fashions all bad their origin
In Italy, wbwre la later ynirs the n
tcrloua t.ucnth l'.or;li Is aild I birr
dyed ber balr different i-i!nr. airurd
tnz to ber fsiu of the moment.
la Diclaul la tbe etghteeuth cen
tury many uomra. amuug Ibeui lijy
Co f entry, died from tbe e-rts of
rouge. Ro tu all egra ."befcuty at all
conta" waa the motto of "amen" U
lira. rtarson'a Weekly.
I
VOR tho Spring and Summer eason, Ihe latirtaaajoaail
Mm
offer the greatest duplay of all wool Fabric
een In thia town. Seeing U beUtrriag, aBtl you
mutt tea for younclf before you ever tblak el
eliewbere for niade-to-meaure Clothe.
rm fnk f f.L.. t. .. .1 -J CaUJ
,..j . u. .uw..v. .. iwn wswe aueet asrsjajw tatmts f
la a beauty in color and oealge, wade jp la the
latest Metropolitan Style at iwpilar ptieea ealy.
Ak for the Intematiooal GeaniiM Afl Weel Lhvt.
R. I. HAMMOiND
THE VALUE GIVER
A Doubt
Uadici (to the nursemaid, who has
just brought boaie ber four children
from a walki-Drtr me. Ani.a. bow
changed tbe children Innk sluie I last
saw them! Are you nulte sure they
art tb right ouesV-Kllegtnde Blatter.
: The Drlds'a OI:asce.
lie found ber lylug uii.alous la
Ihe kite ben But she opeued ber eye
f'ehly fur a moment
'The mke fsll un'me. ileorger she
(,-ifpr.l. nud with that she swooned
stln.-PncU.
The
First National Bank
of Klamath Falls
Paldip Capital, f 25,000. Surplus, $7,500
,,,,,4Pnly fw day mora and tbt First National Bank will
occupy It Btw quarters, corner or Fourth and Main Streeta,
tta saw homt, built and owned by Itself. You lll the bt
bit to do your bualaeaa la oat of tbt best equipped banking
roatju la loatbara Oregon. tu furnlturo la made of light
Wkljta door la cowed with rubber tiling; the celling la
baaiaed;, a S-ttory lire-proof rault; a large and handsome new
lUagaa'aaa aaft; taftty Deposit boxea for security: a telephone
booth aad cloatta for tta customers, elto a place to do jour
lattar writing. Wa aball be pleated to bare you come In and
Utptct our Btw home, wblch wt consider a credit to this
city and county, built aad equipped to tako caro of tbe present
aad futurt butlnee.
Tear bualata and account will baro our careful attention
O. W. WIIITK, Prt-aldent.
GEO. T. IIAI.DWI.V, Vice President
,-,, W. A. DELZEI.L, Cashier.
rin- houtlful la as useful ns tbe at
il-nir- n i.MhJ -Vhlnr llilro
About Your
Vacation
ntwx&mtvycFst
Dniilttrss yen etv already plaiuiltji'
where juu nltl sivril joi;r rrnsim
of rtst.
Spring fcreek
S Williamson'
River ? Fishing
Resort.
an Ideal flare it
and recreation.
rest
Tourists
Spink's Klamath Afenci
tine fur outing suiilles
ut all kinds. Abxilulel)
everi thing on band
I.HHItV l. tOXNKC
'iiil.N Mlth store for Ihe
-M-chtl arroniinrxlatlon
nf parties slsltlug riprlug
L'r-i'k and Wllllsnisnn
Itlvcr.
Purchases dellsured at
the Tent City" fra of
rharge.
wniTi: on
iiii.i.i'iiti.vi:
R. C. Spink
ki.uiuii Afii:('v,
OIIKflO.X.
or VI. WAHNRIt, KUtrutliFalle, Oregoss.
Klamath County Abstract Go.
Surveyors and It ligation Endjncera
Mas. K Witsssl'a, -Vcfelass
Klanath Falls, Oregon
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i sww)s)st))e))waat4
Springtime is Here
Hprtng Is bsr aad right now Is tb lime tu tnak things
grow, Tb trsx-e and tb bush need pruning, Ihe dead limbs
sloutd b takes off, aad lb garden and taarn still auipli
repay you tor a tittle alleatloa now, Oood woiktuea us
good tools, aad tboe ar tbt oaly klud carry. Ll ut
auggrtt UARUIN BAfll IWB.OAHDRN aad LAWN IIAKKS
HI'ADKl, PAOINO fOl Kl. IIOVKU, TIIOWKIJI, CHUN
ISO HIIKAIta. SAW! AWO SIRAY fUMI. Uritty, tters
tblng to make tbt lawn, garden aad ebrublwry bsautlful tor
tbt coaalag year.
ROBERTS & HANKS
HARDWARE MERCHANTS
The
Firat Trnst and Savings Bank
of
( Klamath Falls. Ore.
gl&ibiir Savings and
DnwncM Commercial
Paid-up Capital, f 25,000
laiaU Sayings Banks
Loaaed to Depositors
W. aay lattraat oa Tim Dtpotlu. '
Wa hay County Warrant.
Wa hay - City Warrant.
W bay Itbool. Warrant.
:srtLP,i pn Cbleatjo. Sao Franctaco aad PortltDd.
iCWmrJXlW 9mm for rtnL
.l.y! ' atttfaaaaral HHaklng BualBtta.
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Let your money make
50 per cent to 500 per
cent the very first. 'year
Invest in
MIDLAND
Town and Suburban Lots
Choice Garden
Lands
FOR RENT
A few plots of choice lard for garden; Potato,
Cabbage, Celery or other truck, under
Irrigation and convenient
FRANK IRA WHITE
CAPT. O. C. APPLKGATI Fifth Street aear rVtaa
His aiae Lot Bargalas for yoa
Viit m
! Guaranteed Paints
We have full line of
W. P. Fuller't Pure
Prepared PAINTS
NO MiK, NO ANXIETY, NO LABOR
Choicest lots are now being
sold at half the price that
they will be offered for in
May
A Big Line of Heatlag Stoves Jut Received
GEO. R. HURN
'HIMMIMIMIIIIIMMMtlMMIIIMIMMIIIlMHI1
ruSa.r..D. B. CAMPBELL
O. K. TRASFIR CO.
Keep ui MoViitf vre'srevprtparcd (or worK
Teatriinr, riying irrel lerwardinf. It noT
RelUblt 'Arid fpforfiattMrvet worthy youR
Attti.lion?'Oay:er Nifbt Wt'rt not a comA
Number phonNreffiot 871 and 873 tht'barN .
Say: Btggit n4 Pianos art ieelaltirS
Frclglrt'ortleti flMMtad quickly. No blufF
I JlWt- JW?W Piino truck herB
4oaewiTtw. on iood itor(L B'ettcR
Mpm$ . ifctlort pladng bfden, C
6. t 'lTl?AVrp nn
iMt
7:'tTrFrT"r- T :. . ..wsr.
:aavatM to UI Bank will bar It most f
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