WILLIAMSON
RIVER and
ggrhirt Creek
RESORTS
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Will iii"1 l"'1""' '" liliiiiuili
'fkank silvies
I'Koi'imrroK
Klamath Agency . Ore.
Zim's Plumbing
Shop
Conirnctliut ana Jobbing
(natrium I mi' f I'lunili
tnf twfliiUli, Mini Ural
u Viirkiniiiiliii.
A. 0. U. W. Uulldlnit
Klamath falU
H4K--''''''''!
BRICK WORK
AND
PLASTERING
( IIIMM AH UUK
I'lAl I-A M'M UI.M
H. E. CHILDERS
KLAMATH TALLS, OKKGON
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Profession!!! Cards
DR. WM. MARTIN
DcntiHt
Ofllrr uvrr Kluumth County Itnnk
DK. C. P. MASON
Dentist
Amftlcn lUnk A Tm! l.' llulMinif '
C. F. STONE
Attorney at Low
Oftllci' ocr (hjiIoIUci', Klanmtli Full",
Orriton
Tilkrii.ihi. in
D. V. KUYKKNDALL
Attorney at Luw
Klanmtli Kall, Omrmi
CENTRAL CAFE
Open Duy
and Nlfjhl
Private Dining I'urlor
Oysters Served In Any Style
J. V. HOUSTON, Prop.
I
Ho IVIU .lulu I
' for lilro ut ri'iiuuii.ibln riitoa to par
tie Just ua clioup to t;u In uutn
In m tuo. II B. I'KUTZ, l'lnu
"'i tin atruutri,
7-31-S-3I !
MOO ACItCH i'iiici;.
Tim I.iikosldu ro;upiuiy lm -oOU
etna of land .iiidur tliu Adams illtcli
tlmi It will Klvn UKNT KIMJH for
uf )cttr, TIM lixludua tlio imo of
" luml nml wntor. Tlio router must
"'lr und plnco tliu bind In culutlvu
""" Tliu router Kota ll tlio crops
wi wo ruaorvo tlio rlslil I" pusluro
o itubblo.
The liiikcililo Cuiiiimuy,
J Frank Adam, Manager,
l Morrill, Oregon.
I mm in: i-oit itiu,k;ation.
" I.11111I Olllii-, Ukuvluw, Oro-
Win. -Inly 16, mus,
1 Ni.ih.. I, i,.t,-,y Klvtn tlmt t.
Htnl. .,1 lj.,K0ll (lll ,,.,, 1( UU or
" ' "I inll.ir.N iiiMr um pm.
u "" " "'" 'i r ruuKt,m .,r
A" I II. IHIH, uml Mm. ikIn mi,-
llllllllUllllI mill HIIHIIIllliloly thi.,,,1,,,
fid III" IlllloWllIK ill-Hi 111,1 l IiiimIh. (.'
wit
Iiinl No Ohr., for M.'.nwi,. Hit.
I nii'l liw ',',hw i. Hie. !i, T. 33 H
II .'I 1:. W l
l.ll No OKI,, for hwi,',i,i,i4, Hit
I ' 'I '!' . it 111: W. M.
Aii mill nil u.Hoim iIhIiiiIiik ml.
'..i.y II,,. NIII, ,,l,c,),.l( i)r ,!,.!,..
llIK Hi lllljl-lt lllM'llllKII of tin, .,,.n,
ilimiiili.i of Hi., liujii, r for nny
iiilii 1110.01m, to . ,i,,,omil lo nti
I'll, mil, ulioulil in.. ti.r uiiiiliivlln of
liMili.nl In thin ullli 1.. oti or liuforn tliu
Hi ilii) of H.'.t.iiilnr, I'juk.
I N U'ATHO.S',
''''' M IIi-kUIit
NMI 1: Hilt IM'III.H AIION
ni t'.ml I. mill
! wiHim-iii of in. luii.fior, I' H.
I.llli.l (llll..- ill l,likfli., (In-KOli
Annual I., I'JUK 1
.Villi 1 In IhtiIiv Klv.ll II111I ll.-r-l
'' I II.II.Miniii, of Kluumth Pull,,
III. M.n. Kim, 011 My 2S, I'jijh, imiiiIi. ,
'I lint,, r mill HIoiik Aiilliiitliiii, No
1 1 -v.. H.-tliil No U2h3), for '.i!.',,
H'.iion 1 7.T 2S h. It I u i: , W M
I III. .1 nollii. of lnli.iioii to nuilo, I
tiiuil iitimf. lo t!ili.l iliilm to (I,,, I
Inn, I 11I1, ni' ili'Di rlli.-il, lii-tun- r.iiini)
1 l.ik. Kliim.iili i'ii, nt ,n hBIu., ut
I I.111111II1 I'iiIU, Or -. on tin. I21I1)
.III. of (litoli.'l, I 'JUS.
I'lulmitiit niiim-n 11 h u lltii-ax.-H ,
Ximuatii J llioilrn, W W Mi-iiil. 1
'iil. nil. 111 ll.'lli'iiimi, 11 1: u)i..i, I
HI of Kluiiiiilli I'iillii, Ori'Kon.
J N WA'IrtON, ,
1 Pi 10 II Iti'KUtiT. i
Tor lii'nM',
lloli'l with ('nr)tlilm: ni'H, iIIhIiik
room Mti'h.'ii, .'IkIiI toomn, purlor;
Ilii" pntronuK", f".'illnic from ISO to
Sou itnll). Imjulr" nt llot.'l Dorrln,
Itorrla, (.'ullfornln. S-Stf
To iiuiko room for new kkjJi tlmt
nr" no on tin. ny h.i nri- dliponlnR
of all tiHoml-liniiil urtlcka o lime
li'fl nt irlr.- liaa t lion roat Vlrcll
i. Hon.
WOOD HAU'INU n pi-cUlty. All
onl'Ti lll r.'i.U" prompt Mli'iitlun
J I. rii'l.lir. JJOlf 1
1 KIIKI' CO()l Nli- Hue of men' ,
jlpnm loan ami fancy rU at tti" I
lloitiin .Slur... "tf
I limn.. Hnnt1.1l hy S.'pt.'iiih.T lat,
ni'iir pnhtlc icliool. Krnnk M. Upp,
nt Winter Jen dry Stun- S-Ctf !
MONi:V TO LOAN on runclie. clt)
property uml timber laud. IIAI.Is
iHIII.'I'IIKItll CO. 2Stf
Tor cenernl huuie cli'noliiK and
rhlmney i'eplnK call on Wvtb t
MoiikoIiI. rhoiiu 393.
Humor on? Philosophy
t DUNCAN H SMITH
I PERT PARAGRAPHS.
Thp ouly ronniii c ubjiil to other1
! U iIuIdk u they pleane li that It
1 a IkiuihI lu iimnicl wltb ui lu dolni: a
1 He iilruie, uhleh latter Me Intend lu,
; hulil mil rr.
1 Tin1 ! fine oiue of u hare the
liior w talk about It and JvertUt ll
The les Intellect n mau lia the more
noise ho make about It.
Women liuvo a grent denl of curio-
y Iwiiuw ob.ervtlnn lm. taught
1 hum Hint men lme -rtUt dfnl "'
lei'rellit'iiei, aud o a son 01 ku '
lereloieil.
There may be tblng that money
,.irmt tmr. if o. It Is likely that moat
of u, have had tbeui In stock a long
i time aud v would like to try in
I money.
It li the unanimous bIUf of tht
lit-rlpatetlc brethren that auld acquaint.
aucr should not be forgotten If It will
tuiid for either a touch or a handout.
The work of the varlou natloualooo1
ventlon I Ih the uature of a prUe
coiiuudruiu contest, und vurloua gtn
lleineti lire absolutely positive tbey
alone hare the right auvwer.
A good Joke depend entirely tot IU
ucces upon the time, the place iw
tha Individual It U aimed at.
y-i iiiniii'i)
11 1 n y y . x
Wt
Flylnj flh
At our firm- II u ni,(.y .i(.,P4
"III HjllIK llllll ,IHK('Hll', tin' iiounr lo
iku-Ii-imIi- tlii.ir iiuhmiikd llirouitli Him
lr liv Miiif,ini iiii.ir miiK." u ihi-ir
I'lioiliiiilinly -I0NK11I1-1I ,iTtoMil lin-i ok
'111111I1111.H ,,M Mini 1I1U l,i.i. 11 pro
.l lliMii- llili uoulil him- it, tuiilh Hlmr- I
'I Willi IiiiIn. hlnU iiinl iiisitu 11 iov
I' Willi ll IlIlM 1,1111 ili-nlul o l ollllT
UiliiK iii'iilur,". lint i,,,.,, iiVf-i i,.,. ,
in- now iikiii-iI tlmi tin. 1, mil, hi or I ln
linn muiii-IIuk-h . tii'ii ulicu tin' UMi
li'iii' tin- niiiir l miTi-l) 11 lontliiun
llllll Of ll HHIIIIIIIIiI'k' lll'illMl.l mill In
no luij niiH tin i.iviiiKf of ihi. ll-l,
HiriiiiKli ilii. n ', ini.,iM or iln
flili'M MIkIiI Ih HiIh II ru.l,.., tlirotinh
III" WIlIlT III lllljll l. "ll, lllirlN Itwlf
llllll III" llllliiiln . Mllll, Bll"llllllli: I'M
linit" ..liik'llk" H111, kIIi!" rnplilly fur
"in, I imlii n iii'Hii.'M llllri N "tlifiiiKti"!
Tlii'ii 11 ilroiK luii-u n 11 hi Into tin- n
li't Ho nr.'iit h ilii. liiiii.un kuIiuiI
Iiinl lh"ii HkIi iimli-r fin urn lil" mnill
tViim mil 'V fr 11 ilhtmi." of rxi
f"'t lint nhi'ii Hi" Iiiiii.iih l
ftlinintil Hi" INI, in iiilti. mini,!). I.,
mmtiilli llH-ir In tin. 11 lr liy nni ,1 ,1
i-rTurt - K."iillll, Aliii-rl. 1111
Wliel. Ih Jok Lay.
II" uu tin l.iiKllMiinmi tiiklni' n lili
on 11 Uriah "ii'uralon Ii-.iiiiU,iiI. hiiiI
li" m hiiIi'IiIiik 11 itroiii or U'l'lKll 1 1.1
1 1. Ti. IntUlnit it Ilii uiih niiiillii-i. I,,. 11
lli.-y mnlili-iii m-i.hI 111,1. r u.r mm
IiuiiI'iiik iin, Ktiinu liiin lo 1111,1 fro
Til" itliii nlirl"k", in ii-rrnr in Hi"
filial. 111I.T uliiililii)
"Now, Ilii). oii-rlioiinl ullli 'I111'"
K rviil nn Ih" Imrror of Hi" mllli r
tlmi Hi" i:iijillliN,iin J (i in 1 -. I ,ii mill
IlltlTflTltl Hlli".fllllj '. inllllT
plrk.-il liiin-., 'ir iii iiml tmrki'il lo 11 B,ifi.
c:it next Hi" CiiulMiiiimi. Hln Kli-riily
ri'iruwil him lor utli-rliii; micli ii"r"
nlmtl.'rliiK 1 rlt'
"ll a otilj n Jul.", nml imi iiiiikI
IibT" Liionti ll." In- kjIiI.
TIk- iiiIIIit xilli.il liN foii'licinl
"la, I kiioni-il fiimotiH It h.ih n
Jul"," li" ri'torl.il. "an" llml'H Ii I .11.1
i'r.-iHi liiin- iniirriliiir Ku ilon't I.iioh
tdo Ikjj, urr 'Hi" Jul." ullli Ih. 'in
nam to cliii.l. in" otcrlioiiril. 'Ilimil.
iu Llmtl) furr Hliiiiln '.'in!" IV.-ir-uir
WitDj
Didn't Want to Tail
'l.'j" lut" l,r.if.aH'..ir liiit'ii". uuthoi of
Orirnva An.ilyaln uml lUv KiikIIiIi
(Irnuinur will, Hhlih no many tint.1
nri-ntliM III tli.'lr M'hool ilnyx, um 0m1
of Hi" mint tr.'ual 1111.I fntlii'rly of uii'ii
Durlni: Hi" IjIt j.'.irn of hi life hi1
Hi profranor of iiialli.'iiinlli-H nml in
Ironouiy In 11 Ni'H Cnul.iii.l rolli'K".
There n in 01 of lilt i'lnai"i 11 miiih
hnt luu' H'lt.il thutiKli Kluilliiiia
yolinc man. hIiuii . will rnll Join-.
On a iirl.ilii iKi-anluu nflrr Jones Iiml
n'Ktl ciiN'fiilj th" U'lt IhxiU ituli
turnU ulMint Hi effivlk of Hip motion
of the earth nu.1 n trylni; to leniein
brr nliat ram.1 n.-sl In Hi.1 IcMik th"
profeaaor IliliTpXil "Ilii
"Were jou rr In tliu IiimIuh of 111
rarth, Mr Jon.-;v'
Jun (aliiHl.ti Nu, rlr.
I'rofiiaur Wliero il.i jou hpetiil your
ntffhU, lr?
Jonr illdn'l hiiiiI Iu tell Uuttvr1
willit Lender
Banqutla I' Ellnbath'a Tim.
III Queen rJllnlieth's time the llmt
courae of a Imujuet l k'Ueli iih wheal1 1
en flummery, xifweil broth or nplnncti
broth, or annallue.-. Kriiel or hotch pot.
The (eooli.l iii.isUteil of Dab. amoiiK
which nre lauiKey. poor John. utiK'k-1
Otb ami turi:r 11 ultti xlde .INIiei of
liorpolM1. The Uilrd course comprised
quikllii; puddluc black puddlliRa. b4
puddliiKa, Hlilie puddlui; uml umrrow
puddlue. Ther. rnuie cal, luff, ca-1
xni. humble pte uiuttnti. inurrow p:m.
He, Scotch ro.top. 111 fowl and
KBlui1, In the tlflti roume ull kind of.
iwevt. cream 111 nil their vurlctle.
cuatard, cliwae cuke. Jellle. warden
plea, Mukelt, stlilbub iiiiil no on, to
he follow inI HrUnp by white cheeae
Dil tamy rhko; for drink, ale, beer,
wine, aack and Liimcmu vnrletle of
lurid or iiictueg'ln. New York Trlb-'
une.
Chamol Mak.tr la a Magician.
Moit eerylKKly ue cliauiol, ami
everybody IiiiukI'K It come from the
graceful k'ont of the KhIk Alpi, but
It doesn't. It rrnilly hall from tbei
rnternou depth of tnnuerlc of l'eaj
biHly, lu New Ciiuluud. IVuliody tun-'
tier make benutltul leather of Hh(.'
elt. The cIiiimkV.s muker I ti imub
I'luii of the lenthei trinl". To hi doof
he draw lieepk!ns from the ttroat (
ruuche of Mnutmin or their iHiaalhle,
future rivals on the plaint of Slberln,
the pmupa of Ariiutliiii or the Held,
of Australia. Jlnr, ' little lamb, mni-.
gucradltiK n brine Swiss chmiiol. husj
a wonderful career, 1
Natural Anxiety.
A very tulkutlve little boy was al
lowed to iiccompnn hi father to a
friend's hoiwo on the uiiderstnndlng'
that be should nut speak until some-1
Isxly askitl him 1. iiucstlun. lie re-1
malned silent for half 1111 hour. "I'ii-1
tber," he tbeu murmured, "wheu are
I hey going to begin asking me ques
Uonsf
She Spaakj Out.
"You aren't earnlug very much."
"But, my darling, two can live a
cheaply as oue."
"I don't yearn to live cheaply, youug I
man." St. Louis Republic.
Instinct.
U'bat I Instinct; It I th' uachral
tendency iv wau whin tilled wltb dis
may to turn to bis wife. Mr. Dooley.
Qreat Suocsas. I
"Were the amateur theatrical good?"
"Splendid! I never saw anything :
worse. Life.
Be doubles bla troubles who bars
rows tomorrow's. Spanish Prorjfb,
Th Amenltlai of Oyttr(.
Onn of Hi" mimt profounil ri'isirki
ivtr Hindi' hy tlmi prtfoiMil ililloo-
jiIiit. Tlnn'ki'rny, uiih hIhn In. i,'in"J 1
I ho lulu of oyntiTN nlili1 l.y dlil", un.l ho '
HIH Oil" HUM lulll'llll In 11 ilowii" un.l I
tin1 olhi-r "Ih !ii 11 iloi'ii " II" fi
(Inlliii'il, ' llnw llioh" onti'in muni I
I111I" "in li otlii'i !" J
Well, ". 1 i'ii 1111 ovnti'r limy li" i'ruJ I
III iovp," nml willliuii Ii.-iiii lluiwlln
linn miolli.'r Inl" to li'll nni'iit Hi" pny
ihoIriKy of III" oynli-r A I mi" of Hi"
little mififiiTM lint Hi" iM'i ,oriKfillow
unv" lo tin. lirllllnnt rmiihrlilcn rlirl"
Jllllll'H HllKKI'll Ullll'll p.HIMll Hltll III"
P"pp"r liux pol."iI nliow liln il;in or 1
oyHlcru to cujr ulilinnlrnlly. "It'n n
tonlahlns h'.w tlii'K.1 fi'lloHH l'iv" pi-p ,
.. 1
,.T"
"Ii'iir in"' Von ilon't nny o!" i-Jncn
Intel n nli !, proiy ol.l ttviitlctiinn who '
iifcil m nliTp thrmiKli Hi" kiipiiith. Th" j
ti'tiiptntluii hiii iixi Hlroni; to ! riilnl I
iil. nml liwi'ii hii fnlrly intiiii'liiit
Into mi iii'ioiini of lion 11 n-'l i"iht I
iicilili'iiliillj ilruppi-il Into n Imnki'l of
witliTK Iiml tTii ilniwn out with half '
t ilo"ii of th" hlvnlvi-i 1 Uniting q It
nhi'ii Hi" t-wr K"iitl" LoiiKfi'Ilow lnt"r
pocl to Bni" lii mutter of fuct olil
frli-ml
Grandrn't Dcttlnation In DyuM.
Kiln1) I of Hi" mature nee ot I)
lt.'("Utl her KruinlmotlHT 1 nu, luile.)
that It il"tul"l on her to limti'iet the
lill, I lu religion mntlera
"Von 111 tint In-11 i:imI girl l.'li. 1 lie
llllll. "Tlieli JOU Hill k"' to bell 'I'll
lien yon ill" "
lllllel KH-llllil Wll1'"l ll"lll"l with
.hi reward for exieptloii il ion lint
"liuu'l ton wiiiit to no to lien i on V
mked ernmlmii hIUi n lo-ik of re
pro if h.
'Oh. I ilim'i know." leiuporli"l I Hi.
"I KllekH not."
"Why llulT' ilemiilideil enilullnii I"
rerelj .
"Ileeiiiif" luajl... 1 louldu't Bet out,"
iliauiTe.1 i:tli"l.
"Von wouldn't wniil In tret out," re
pll.il urnu.lnin.
"Oh. e. I khoiild," return".! I.the'
with cotiiletlon
"No," nreiied (,'nimlimi. 'jou wounl
lint. Why khould J. ill wnut to cet out
of hn 11"
"Why." nnawiTiil llthel. "I i.nii"i Id
wnut to eo nml kit yon ome lu UHlill"
wouldn't I" Woiunn' Home Coin
pntiloii.
Idantiri.d.
Althouli Mrnw iixiinlly tell nhlrh
wny the wind blow, occasionally een
the proierM.il ftrnw prove mislead
ln
I'reilouxly to etiterliiB the railroad
ynnl nn nlilebolleil Innfer plcke.1 up
n Kinnll, ulltterlui; obju't from the nldc
nnlk nnd, wlihout exmiilnlni; It very
ilinely. plnnnl It to hi coat Tlire'
iiiluut.l Inter he rolllded with a slowly
111. .vliii: freight train, vn hurled
ngilnst n st and picked up Intensf.
ble.
The train .ll-patclier. notlUe.1 by tele
phone. rall.il up 1'atrick Doyle, the
janlnnisler's nsslatntit. and said
"Vou'il better enrcli hi KK.-ket.
Ooyle rind out wlio lie I notify tit
friend nml report to rue"
A few moments Inter the report came:
There' not a line of wrltlug on
him." Mild Patrick, "but we've fitcntl
lied him by the budge on hi roat IIv'i
l.n.1.1 Miie-abei1" Kxvtiauge
Oonfuclui aa a Poet.
Tor tlio-e who waut to know some
thing of the poetic nbllltle of Con
fucltis. the Orient Itevlrw- publlshe
aonie tranlntlou from a collection
given to the Culneae world GOO year
It, C. One of these I cnll.il "The llrlde
Cometh."
The turtliilote ilHrlla In the magpie's
n.ai
Onn rometh as a bride to be caressed,
A hundred carrlagts have gone lu quest
Ttie innKple's home th ounr dove hath
poaseiftd.
This lady coma Hi a u lifelong truest.
A hundred chariot en th road have
pressed
The turtledove shall nil the. mag-pla'a nest
Alio travels far from home to love and
rest.
A hundred carrUcea her rank attest
On Ssrvlcs Darrsd.
A fumouH I.ondou barrister was upon
one occasion called upon to defend n
cook trl.il for murder, being accused of
having poisoned hi master. The bar
rister after a most nble and brilliant
defense of the culprit secured an ac
quittal The cook, utixlou to show hi
gratitude, said. "Tell me, sir, whatever
can 1 do for you to reward you?" The
triumphant counsel answered, "My
good man, do an) thing you can, but
for Owl' suke don't ever cook for me!"
Honest Craft.
"Jones made the best part of tits
money by grafting."
"Why. I thought he hud such a high
reputation for honesty."
"So he lias. He must graft, though,
for lie keep 11 fruit nursery."- Haiti
more American.
Curloclty. '
tf ou wnut to And out bow busy
men are, pulnt a red ring on your
door. Every man w ho passes will stop ;
to dud out what It li for and tben
wait until the next man comes along :
that he may tell about It Atchison
Qlobe.
Trollops' Rsolpe For Novel Writing.
Mr. Trollope wrote immensely and
never waited for inspiration He said
the best recipe he knew for uovel writ1
lug was a patch of cobbler's wax on
hi chair nml to take great care he sat
on It "Leaves Prom 11 Life."
Lang nnd Short.
Km nier 11 This 'ere paper a.iy they
nbi't uotbln' f'r tin appetite like a lonf
trmji His Wife-Laud! They don
know what they're talUlu' about A
short on c'u eat Just ei much. PeJaV 1
Quder. I
MILLS ADDITION LOTS
are Advancing in Value
When blocks in Mills Addition were ofTered
nt baritain prices a number of shrewd inves
tors boufrht; since that time values have
increased materially.
These Lots are Bargain Buys
nt present prices, and there is every reason
to anticipate an advance in prices. Remem
ber these lots are FIFTY feet in width and
ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FEET
deep more than double the area of most
town lots offered to investors.
FRANK IRA WHITE
CAPT. O. C. APPLEGATE
FRANK WARD
Land Salesmen.
For Sale bv
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U'mI lUrj'P f-Mm k """ leiaparanee
FROM
KLAMATH FALLS
: . TO ALL POINTS : :
Baggage Checked Through to Deitlnttion
Sleeping Car Berthg Rdcrred
APPLY TO
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AT
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MAIN STRUT, NBAS BUDOt
T. A.K.FASSETT, - CITY TICKET AGT.
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the Famous Elwood Steel Fencing and
Poultry Netting in all widths. We stand
ready to guarantee every rod of Elwood
Fence we send out
Geo. R. Hum
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