WW ? m nam MARSH LANDS OREGON'S RICHEST SOIL BwsTfcmssaF s ' saasw AMI &j mnmn 7 50 PER CENT. VEGfcTABLE, MATTER. KLAMATH'S GREATEST BARGAINS AT $25 JER ACRE losses THE EVENING HERALD Issued Dally, Kxcent Sunday, by the HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY W. 0. SMITH, Editor HvmiMniiiMP Washington SUBSCRIPTION KATKS Itolly, by null, one jcar W lly, by mail, lx month '-' M Pally, by mall, three month I '-'" Pally, by mall, on month f Pally, delivered by carrier, on week , Ifi KLAMATH FALLS. MOFDAY EVENING. AUGUST 10. 1908 ;ami: ok nmnci: whist. llr'tlgo whist is tn,llntir vvhl i with n vheol-of-foriuiic attachment. It la n cn hftv.ion double-enlry book- Lcvplng and roulette and la pluyed with a deck of carda, an adding ma chine and a promissory note. It la lilted aa a game, but gem-rally varies between a vice and a life-calling. That la the way George Fitch de fines It In the current Collier's. Con tinuing he aaya: Bridge whlat can easily bo explain ed to any one who knowa all about ordinary whltt, compound fraction. Robert's rulea ot order, wlrcleaa te legraphy, mind reading, and allent signal. The rulej ot ordinary whUt prevail as (ar a they go, but In or der to make the jraine appear more like real financiering, each suit I given a different value In the count ing. Kach trick over lx when spades me trumps count two pennies or automobile-!, deiiendlng uKn the lo cation or the game. Clubs count four, diamonds six, and hearts eight. It is also possible to cut out trumps altogether by a simple mechanism. In which case each trick counts 12. Then, In order io add a Wall street test to the game, the values of these tricks can be doubled or quadrupled by any one with a taste for plunging; and In order to complicate matters still farther, so that the experienced player may get her Just dues from the beginner, each court card Is per mitted at times to break Into the score with a count of Its own. This explains the double-entry feature of the game. After a hand haa been played and the winner's extra tricks have been multiplied by 2, 4. 6. 8, 12, 24, 48, or 96, atcordlng to the value of the trumps and the Intensity of the proceeding, the losers appro priate the pencil und do a little har vesting of their own. If they have held a majority of court cards In the trump suit, tbey may count them selves twice the value of the trump suit. If they have held four court cards, they get four times the value of the trump, and It they ha held five, they get five times Its value. That ought to be enough, but It Is'nt, To show that the rfanie was Invented by a firm believer In monopoly. It Is possible. If you hold four court cards in one band to count yourself eight times the value ot the trump, while five court cards In one band gives you ton times the trump's value. Thus it will ba readily seen that, while the winners of a hand In bridge may cord up a total of two points by skill, the losers may make 10 times that much, simply by standing In with the royal family. This makes it evident, without explanation, that the game was invented In England The fascination of bridge lies part ly In the fact that the game contin ues to be Interesting long after the last card has been played. The par ticipants generally play a rubber of three games, and then spend the rest of the evening doing sums In simple addition, to And out w be won. rTo nlght they will And put who won teat night's game, but they will not find out who won tonight's game until some ono remembers to bring another tablet ot scratch pnper. The varying values In brldgo ac count for its peculiarity exasperating qualities and skill in breaking up families. The lead pencil is forever elbowing its way Into the game and nullifying the most brilliant playing. The winners may, by the most magni ficent? and superannuating whist, manage toL drag out a ..trick in tbe face ot great odd and, via a rubber. Yet, at tbe end of the game, the los er may excuse tt-emsolveu, und, af ter bait an hour's work with a bank examiner, demonstrate that the win ner! 0W them anywhere from .-JO eta. to a month' bouse rent, simply be cause tbe losers wsre skilful) enough to bold tbe honor cards that were dealt -them. t , , Thus, aa in pugilism, tbe strong point In bridge whist He In counting your opponents out. There are other and more harrowing ways iof dong it, too. -When our j'oppwjenrthas made 'a trump, you may .decide that you have tbe requisite aeyen tricks Jn your baud. It you are a sporty In hiiioKo clKinettc In .no iMimpolli'il in Hi'inl nut of Mm state in tliein, in- tin- iiiiiih with which ii iii:iI;i iIiimii Tlii'y ran liny tho to Initio hut Han h:ivo to put It In a pipe unlet they end outsldn the lion mliiry to Ret the paper. It Ik the Intention of llcprceutn live McDonald to I'ltioiture the Wash- liiKtou law, or nil of It essential fea ture nt least, before the It-Hlslatiire. He would liar the men fiom (heir imit.es an well nil the hnv, though the chief nhjeil of the hill I to pre- i eut the sale of tlie I'luaielle tu I lie 'Imjs It I expected thai tho uliort to p.im the hill he one of the Inter .miIi. (eMture of tho coming elnn, a already different members who have heard of It seem lo favor It passage ami say they will nt leant not opiKiue It. The chief howl will un doubtedly come tniiii the tobacco men while vurlou orginUnllou will ral ly to Its support. s (IK.NKIt.U, NKWS Humor rJ Philosophy l DUNCAN N. SMITH . A1W p"onF a a .Attrf j. . rA AND UPWA.,... iiASY , .I - I,. m HTR PERT PARAGRAPHS. The lt y to keep a friend Is l ways to lime a slml. of somcthliiK he want and timer let him hit quite enough of It There l prohnhh nnthltiK Hut I. so j bud hut lh.it It nilf'it l" fetter. )n,i .. til then louule ' that la, ih . Lo amount which the extra (rick will win. It your opponents aro people of uorto and recklessness, they will "double hack." thus quad rupling ihu values. You tiro then likely, after n hasty mental Inventory ot your securities, to double once more, thus multlpblug the trick by eight, after which the game will pn coed with clenched teeth, each trick lost meaning another opera ticket gone, it Is under these clrcunittun ces that ladles who aro otherwise lovely and amiable hnvu been known to whip out a trump after "revoking" and sweep the board with u cold and haughty air which defies criticism, providing their social position are siitllcicntly above (hose of their vic tims. Such Incident lend the wrath-1 fill loner to miike remark, whlih In i time beeotne rumors, and before mi) ' one rt-allte It another social center ,,,,,, , jnrkU. ,h(. ,.ar, una iH't'ii mintM'ii iu nit run. -i'T'v'jiisj f THEKfl ARE REASOWs WHy pi You should oiiy your (Jroccrlcu nt Vim 1st. Tlicy have the ilootlii von u-imi 2nd. Their Groceries nrc nlvvnyi rr..,n 3rd. The price Is within rcunon 4lh. They dcllvir phone orders promptly wir Uros. Phone 516 - VAN RIPElTiios. Get the Habit - Use Chase G Sanborn Coffees State Superintendent Arkermuti ha called a convention of the department of county superintendent In he held in Salem In September to dlscu the needed school leglilatlon and other matter for the advamcmeiit of the educational Interest of the Htole. The department Includes the count) su perltiletulenl. all city miperlntend- ent and irlnciiiul of griinimar KClllMll. Ms- Tae ysllow eril th.it MrUr tertur ' tit the heart of must liiiiiele-ier l the gas bill. Nrr luok a luclrly lie In the far I nor a birthday prvriit In lb prli mark. If you don't gossip alsiut vour trnti bl. probably yen won't trouhln the I goulpa. FURNIT TAIUiK I'ADDIN'C i( nt Cillutl'M . . . , URF. Von will i,ii E. W. GILLETT S CO. w4w4).4)tt-4. ss .-. eW4t otuvy riiitfiniiirl a opcciciiy. UIIHrlllUc Orders A Given Prompt Alteiitlon A man whose family hml to rat Hire time a day on siren dollar a doesn't bare much time lo hunt up a Buttle. t$ 0. K. Transfer S Storage i St Mary' Aeaibimy, which wa es-1 Till-: KlltST .Ml) VI. Mi IMITl'ltl-M. Moving picture originated In an experiment to show both aides of n shilling at once. In IS'.'C. according to the Chicago Tribune, Sir John llerschel asked hi friend, Charles Uubbagc, how he would k)iow both sides of a shilling nt once. Habbage replied by taking a shilling from his IKickel and holding It before a mir ror. This did not satisfy Sir John, who set the shilling spinning on a lurgv table, at the nam-; time pointing out that If the eye I placed on a level with a rotating coin, both sides can be seen at onte. Dabbagc was so struck by the ex periment that the next day ho de scribed It to a friend. Doctor Kltton, who Immediately made ii working model. On one side of a dlik wo drawn a bird, on the other side nn empty bird cage. When the card was revol ved on a silk thread the bird appear ed to be In tho cage. This model showed the persistence of vision up- ou which all moving pictures depend for their effect. The eye relulin the linngu of the object seen for u fraction of a second after tho object has been removed. This model was called the thauinu trope. Next coma the n-otrope, or wheel of life." A cj Under wan cr- forated with a series of slots, nnd within tho cylinder was plated u hand of drawings of dancing men. On tho apparatus being slowly rotated, the figures seen through the slots appear ed to be In mot lot: Tbe first systematic photographs of men and animal taken at regular Interval were made by Edward May bridge In 1877. I'ltOIIIIIIT CHi.lltKTTKN. tidies nnd which has (or )i-ar hi-en an linporlant feature of thul historic old torn, will oo:i be a thing of Ih past. The Sisters who are In charge of tho Institution are now making preparations In move to Mcdford, where their new academy I neurlng completion and where they will open school In September Tht Olffsrsnc. When tt.u ni.ri prolix flrl Life ,mi. oh, so sunn), Arid you take her all ruunj. Throwing out your UMner, When he mull? turn you Uawa Ufe in, oh. o shady, for you never Ihoucht she mta That klm! ot tatty. With a imlle that melta the heart And a manner winning-, Bhe airr upon I lis acrne. That I the Uslnnln. A you fullosr her aruund T All your cares diminish. But they (row again when ah Hands you down your flnlih. The man who shunts not Ids alu from the hiiusrtup will grin-mlly found to have noui rl to iIIhm of. Tbe prohaldlltlrs are Hint Hi l man parades til religion tint mure' actively It Is engaged In real wurl. Company Having up-to-dotc olano trucks wc solicit your fine piano movlntf OlflCt 171 MiONKS lurn H7J KENYON a GRIMES, PKOFKIETOHS uvr.nS"en:.r.,;0';",r,:c.v: ';;,: ::z i -- w... eues to wakr up. , f.tfw . $4MWmnftmmH, No msn U suy l-lter tliau be should be nor s bad as br could I. I Lore at first .If hi. you are sura. Kit the symptoms thrilling, (Julie deKrlbei your cup of Jgy, That I more than pilling. Hut you feel aa though you'd lost Hum ami friend and mother When she says that you ran I Jut hrr big stepbrother Lux 1. all right when It takes And when bull, ar willing, but when sh says "Nil" II mors I'alnful Is than killing. When things smoothly run along It's Ilk milk and honey. Hut an Intr-ruptlon Is Wore the i losing money, Cnclulv. Oiv Her a Chants. fi not In th esrty morning Call upon Ih dslnly mskl Who has capture yuur sITectlons. Who haa ben to love nrst ski Wall till she haa curte.1 her frliie And haa openol up her ryes Soon enough when you get insrrled You'll be dltllluslonltej. Kvery moment of her being he can't la, on dres Mrad, With her hair neally braMe.l And her features all handmade, ah roust hat soma relaiallon, firing alwaya at her best, tarched and rlin-d and In fine linen. When would she ha time lo rest! to a faded goon next morning Hlie muil eland before h range. Baking ftaplarka for her brnlher. Washing illhs for a rhsnse. And Ih drres su whll and tlslnly Thlt at (Mrllrs inual be wurn Is dlst-ardrU for a wrapper f'ade,, ol. ami rnaybs Inm After uu have Irarned tu knuie l..r As a ftllosr knows hi. frsu You ran aland I er then In gingham. Hut Ih sight would ihork you now. M-j when you would siy s Ult To your aweelsst, ileareat uwa to not fall lo gl her no tic. - Call her up by telephun. Herald Advertising Does Your Business for You ::.:. 44fHMWKrM No more will the Oregon small boy hlu himself out In the alley or behlud tho barn to solace himself with the forbidden "pill," nor will the banquet board of the rich bo wreathed with the smoke curling from the perfumed und seductive cig arette from tho land of tho czar and the Ylldiz Kiosk If Representative Chariot. J. McDonald of Multnomah county. ha his way. Cigarettes uro not Included In the list ot necessities according to tho belief of Mr. McDonald, who consider that they are not good for the public health or morality of tho stato and should not be sold cither to young or old. ...Therefore, to bar them from tbe ntorM'of tho state, he Ih planning to bring tho Washington untl-clgareltn law before tire legislature and make it. bla chief effort during tho session to secure Its, passage, , The Washington stato anti-cigar" ette law 1 a, drastic ono. It make It, a wis demeanor for any, store to have cigarettes on lis shelve and a misdemeanor for any person to sell cigarette within the border. of the state. Farther than that, it. prohibits tbe sale of cigarette paper by any store,; so .that tho man who. uses the naaa-roura ginu is up against it as well a tho man who buy tbem in a At tbe present time men who want I iriou pioh'i WA.AT I AAiN.V,nY 010 tWZTN VjMfjtf t j KV i Captained. "I wonder why Ibesv peopl caor aakad tbe comedian wearily as he peep. ' ed through the curtain ou a bitter cold Bight wbeu there tru gut forty r sou In tbe Iwuae. rrouawy," repllrd the In-avy vll- East End Meat Market CKISLEK a STILTS, Proprietor, Prime Btiff, Veal. Mutton, Pork und Poultry Cresti mill Cured Meat nisi .SaUMgr nt all lmJ. We handle our meat In thutnost inmlrin way lnclrn liiM'ss ami surrounding. Try " and we will lv moil Imppy to have you for a ruitomir. Krte Delivery. tain, "tbey feet." came In to warm Ihelr "Are women fond of Joke, I wv der." "Tbey must be." "WbyV" "Just look at tbe sort of man soma of them marry." Frsm MlaMurl. "! me and the world Is mine," he pleaded theatrically, with pale Up and pallid brow. "There Is one thing necessary flrt," Mid cbe tersely, "What I 117 Ah. what Is Iff" "You must put up noiue collateral." No MUtake at th Main Office. Marriages are made Iu heaven, vou know," "Yes, but not fur boms conaumn- tlon." "Why, what do you mean" "Tbey are shipped to tbl nlsueL and sometimes tbe pair get uncoupled In tb transfer." Cams Dewn Fsr a Changs. "You know some people claim we an descended from monkey." "Yes." "Well, tbe latest Is w descended from trees." "That 1 notblug. Probably we bad ascended tbem first looking for Cwcoa nuts." Rsasen H A shad. . , "He Ld m to go out and bar a drink with bltu." "Dld-iou got" "No; I told blm wasn't drlokug anything now." "Yes; I bad just told blm that Ufor be atked you." Net For Him. Rich Young Mau Want a Job? Poor Boy-Wbat I it IlkeT It, Y. M. (lo along with m and taiu II tbe advice that my friend want to glr in. P. il.-Cneyomtf - . Mayb. Whtn things at home go all aakaw And nothing seams a-dolng Tou'd belter get a move on you Perhaps there's IroubU brewing. Teeth Artist. "What lovely teeth be basf "Yea; the' very clever." "Indeed! What hit tlmi to do with ber teeth 7" "She always patronizes urllsls even for mechanical things." 4-4.:.44e.evv4K..t) 4 .. - v::vl Abstracting Map, Plans, blue Prints, Lie. IlKIIT K. WlTllltliW. Vice I'rmtdetit Aiti.s itotH, eclvlary Klamath County Abstract Go. Surveyors and Irrigation Engineers Don .1. Zumwai.t. ', President 1:. Old Osmts . "Fellow claim he cuu maku oui or in Mr metals." "Think it can be doner' "Well, h csn probably clrsn up s nice yellow bunch from il eri.,1,,,. racsuoiaers." M. II, WII.I.IAMH, 0. K Treurrr Klamalh Falls, Oregon :r'K-s.f..K4).44.4. e)4)4.4.)-:-.e.--wtsv CIIAK. K. WOltDKN I'reslileiil M. WOUDKN ('uahler I'-HKt) .MW.HASf. Vlre-l'rMldent The American Bank and Trust Go. tst-;:'ir-"rww23--t i. fi. Talks All the Tlma. fT .o P ,""""" F r rapi ' wSl lJMLj ,1 1 i3 EB 3 f r I' in I sasssssssssH aw ga ,"..l -. y I ".Now, John, do give close atUotion to verytblag i gay." "Yes, dear, but" "But whatn "J. nav to give otoe attantiaB tm a8wJTlL CAPITAL, $100,000.00 Cor. fllh and Main Street - I iva mmomr ii&Jf-. . Su-oi.os&sJr