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IMPROVED TALKING
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From Klamath Falls to Dorris
VIA STEAMER AND STAGE
Going, Steamer Klamath leaves Klamath Falls 4 a.m.
Returning "
Passengers desiring sleeping berths can secure
them on application at the office of
Klamath Lake Navigation
Company
MAIN STREET NEAR BRIDGE
FAMILY ORDERS
A SPECIALTY.
CITY BAKERY
ICE CREAM PARORS
MRS. R. M, SARTER, Proprietor
PHONE 315 OPPOSITE AMERICAN HOTEL
HOUSTON HOTEL
DINING ROOM
OPPOSITE OPERA HOUSE
MERCHANTS' LUNCH, 11:30 to 2
DINNER, 6 to 8:30
Are prepared to serve banquets and dinner parties
MEALS AT ALL HOURS
I have added to
my already su
perb stock, new
and late patterns
in staples and
novelties
II
and Disc Phonograph
MACHINES
-:- WHY SUFFER FROM -:-
Kidney 1 Bladder Troubles
When MYAL'S STONE HOOT COMPOUND
Is such m positive remedy 7 It stimulates
the kidneys lo the full performance of their
function, eliminates uric poisons from the
s) stem and arts as .1 soothing, healing
atlent upon th bladder. By Its timely use,
healthful conditions of these organs arc
promptly restored. PRICE, $1.00 per bottle
UNDERWOOD'S 0RtHM ,
7th and M tin
PHARMACY....:. Streets
Klamath Falls, Ore jen
COMFORT
DIRECT
SERVICE
WITH THE
RAILROAD
,.
va&SL
arrives
" 8 p.m.
BREAD, CAKES,
PIES AND CANDIES
Th. Amsnlllts of OyaLrt.
Otic of tlm mint profound timit.
irer umilo by tlint profound philoso
pher Tint, kern), wim when Im punned
two tub uf oyntom side liy side, Hint ho
ww oiio wii hibolcd "In. doxen" mid
lllO lltlllT "In :M dori'ii" llu ox
claimed, "How tli"o o) uteri must
halt, oncli other!"
Well, "ou'ii mi oyster tuny bo crossed
In lou" iiml William I'emi llowclht
ban imollior talo to It'll uncut tlm p)
t'lmloKj' of tln o.tntcr At olio of llii'
llttlll HIippiTH llllll till' lIlH't 1.0IIKft'llllW
Kavt i tin' lirllll.ini riimlirldKtt circle
JmilC llllnill l.ownll imiiM'il with the
tiiniHr lint I. IsimI nloi III lihllo of
oysters in ')' whlinnleiill), "1ft ii h
timlnhlui: linw till-no follow lii pop
1 per "
"Pour tin'! You iloii't mi) no!" ojnoil
lated ii mot', pros) old Kciitlcuiali "I1"
lined to sloop tlimuith tlio suppers. Tlio
It'tUptlltlOII Mill toil ntronu to In' lflll
nl. mill Lowell Mini fmiiy liiiiuclit'il
linn mi neentint of how n nil popivr
mvklontnlly ilroppoil Into n linkct of
v)nti'rt ti.iil Ihi'ii ilrntiii out with tin I r
n doon of till' liltnlle rllilElliK lo It
When till' ft IT IJ.'titll' I.OIICfi'lllllV lllti't
pmod til N.110 M lllllltlT uf flll't Olil
frlonil
UranJntV Dattlnation In DouLt
Uthel It of I In- mature of (Ur
ItcccDtl) her cranituiottir concluded
i tint It dctulved on Iw to ltitruct tin
;btld In religious uiattci
, "You must l n ro.vI etil Klhcl ' i
' i.ilj 'Thou yon mil ki to lira t fit
nlit'ii )oii till- '
Ktlirl M-i-niiil non rt-t-l)- plenned with
.liln reward for oxrt-pllotinl i-otiiluct.
'Don't )oii mint lo pi to henteiiV'
tkeil irramltim with it look of re
prosi Ii
' Oil. I tlOll't kllOtt " tl'IIIKrlllll lllln-l
"I Kilos not "
Why lull" tlriuaiiilnl crnn.lmi
Vrrfl) .
' llocnUM- iiioiIhi I tuUliln't Kit nut,"
llimert'il i:ttnl
' ou uouMtt't want to ni-t out" 10
pllrtl uriiuiluin
"Oil, )t"). I MiuuM." n-turiiiil Ctlii'l
Ml tli onn lotion.
".No." nrcunl crniiilmii. ".ton trouM
not. Why ttiouM you witut In cvt out
of liparfii;"'
"Why." nuiuvnit llllii'l "I KUfi IM
want to go mid nco you om-o In nttlitlf
wouMn't P"-Woman" llfitnH, Coto
IRDt0U
IJtntifitJ.
Although ntrnns uuallr till milch
way tlii' wind Mown ocrnnlonally evi-n
tbo pruirrlil.il ntr.iw int4 mlnlMit
tuv
I'rvt Ifiunly to I'litorlui! iht rallronil
yard no nblrlnnlioii KufiT plrkil up ,
ii n null. ictlttiTlni: objtvt from tL nM
walk anil, wltliunt cxitaiinlni: It tvry .
rlonoly. plljniit It to liln itmt Tlirti' '
lulnuti-t l.itiT lip oollldml Willi it nlonl)
moTliii: fri'iKbt train, liurliil
nxitatt n pil mul ilckr. up Intnnl.
b!i-
The train dlspatrluT. iiuililt-d liy tele
plioni', rallnl up Patrl.-i. Imylt. thu
yarduiamer'n a Intitnt. mid nnld:
"You'd lifttrr Miirili liH nickftt,
Doyle, rit.d out win) lie U. notify Id
friends and ri'iort to me "
A few raoruehtn later tin' report mine:
"Tliore'n not n Hue nf wrlllnc on
Ulra." aald 1'alrlrk. -Inn nVvo Mentl.
l!i-l lilni hy tte liflilui' on lili cunt lle'4
a Lady .Micculne "-Kjiliaiiv'i-
Confuciu t Pott,
for tbono who want to know mjm
thing of Hie puetie abilities of Con
fuclun, Ibe Orient Iterlen putliili'M
BOWe translation from a collection
B n to tb Chinese world XM yearn
H. C. On or tbe 1 called The Ilrld
ronioth "
Th turtltoi. ilHrilla In il. mpl
tint
On eoni'ih n a l.riU 10 Ui tunwl
A iunirU rirrtarti !. i:on In iiut
7h rnairTil'4 horn th yuune ilov liniri
fioii.ai,1.
Tlili Udjr corimIi aa llfloni" (U'il
A I.Lnrnl ci.krlola on it. rual liai
pr
Th turtUilot ahull (ill ll.n ino.le'a nt
fill, travcla far from l.om tu luv iinl
rtat,
A liunJrtd carriage licr rank num.
On, Sirvlc Qarrcd.
A famiiiM lAiidon liitrrlntor iviih upon
one occasion tnlled llm to defend ii
cook tried for murder. Iielnc nccuned of
hat loir pQlmirfeil till innntcr The l.nr
rlster ufter u uinut nldo mid hrllllaiit
defruiit of the (tilprlt H'Ciiriil "nn iic
iiultlnl. The conk, mixlotin to nhotv lilt
fratlliiilc, u.ilil. 'Tell me, nlr, whatever
cau I do forjou id renurd you'r" 'Ilm
triumphant coiinnei mmwcri'il, "Mj
KOod man, do (iti)tliliu )ou can. hut
for flod' sake don't ever innli for inn"'
Honctt Craft,
"Jones made the lwt part of hit
money hy Krafilns."
"Why, I thoucht he Iiml nuch n hU'h
reputation for honesty."
".So Im ban. Uo iuut (,-ruft, HioukIi,
for Im keeps it fruit iiumery."-Ilali,
morn American,
Curloilty,
If )0U want in llnd out how lmiy
uitn lire, paint a red rlriK on your
door. Every man nbo pattiM will atop
to fl&d out. what It Ii for and Hum
ivclt until the next man come- along
that hu inny tell about It Atcblmu
tjlob.
Trvllcp.'i Roclpa For fov.t Wrltlny.
Mr, Trollope wrotu Imiuuntely and
lierer waited for Inspiration. He bald
tlio best recipe hu knew for noel writ.
Ink' was a patch of cobhtc-r'a wax on
lits chair and to take (treat cure he aat
ou It. "f.tuTHi Prom u Life"
Long and Short,
Knruier 11, This 'ero iapr say they
nln't noililn' f'r un uppetltu llku a long
tramp. LIU Wlfii-I.andl They don't
know what they're talkln' ubout. X
xhort one c'd vat Just t much 1'aU-finder.
Toilet Articles for warm wea
Our lino Is complete. All cliwws of Toilet Artie on mul Houilolr buppllen at iuir,,CilVo .
m will Hmt tlmt ortlcle here tlint you eomu n hi nuwuvru y.nu in luwii. it w t r, . -price
winch Is reaHonnliU". Our luwe utock ami Hystomatlc buyln eiialilo im t ,.,r. r n,m J,J
nhle ipmlity mul vnlue.i '
COMPLEXION CREAMS lor I'iih nl Hiiiilnirn nil klmU
KUIIIIKK tiOODS huh. 'll.tlili' ill "II n'llnolin Kloti
-llli!i' "ii.ip illnlien mill lioi'llli'.
TALCUMS -lo i ool Hie nkln. nlwitrlt pernplnilion mid
n-lioie inlliitloli.
1IKUSIIKS ILilr llnmlii' mid fniiil) flullif", Ttmlli,
Null, mid nil other klmln nl luilln'
GET SOME "RED STAR ROSE CREAM" FOR THAT SUNBURN
-:- STAR DRUG STORE
" THE STORE THAT SAVES YOU MONEY "
IIKIH MINI ion
l.l.ltl' II I Ik II I" "'lldlll! I lf
ll III .-prini! fleek.
Lost l.iitht luti Indie' Jtiket. Iliidt r
leliirn In Vinerlritii linlel. Itt'ld.
Illle. Itiit kl ill II II)' lUlel).
i,iite iiieicin llolel ll i
Hep III tlld lnok ill 'Hit line ol IVI
I jnla 'i. Ilellkemir 11 I
ii.ii. Clwuln mid Umilv m'l lte
In niiiir I'n-ek. ui tin' nmttiiiiif.
Merrill. 1'ro.eity Is reasonable.
I'ur treiier! limine rleiilHUit nod rhln
nev nnr-nit neeplni: call on Welili A
Mon.'uld I'liinio :hm.
i
liny Wn'ler itenl tu AhUnd tin
mornlniT I" Jttiml l'lulitiiaii.
Mir Ihr i.t ri in lon rail at the
M iniiiinlli M.ilie. II. W. Mian, I'm
prieinr Hill it. Hind ha itWH" tofraler Ijtke
to Mll-'llllti-nil I lie LllilMlini'liI ol Hie
piartei lnr tin lenMin,
' "-lep ill mul look nt our line ol l'nl
fmli. Ii. Ileltk Iier. II
( .unit) iimrt lu l-'ii In ie..ioii all ,
lUr, miditni( liilln and I'HiVniif liter road
i-tltlon.
Merrill Valley the heart of Klamath.
1 Ire Crraui at the i'll) llakery. line,
ill a Intl. olM.i.lle Auierlran lintel, ll- '
.lut in ul H intern litrife nhlpmel.l
ul irrunl lur the IMimiii plioiuvrpli
I UisllOp I'mldm-l mi le.ol hy I
i Urtrv coure)liori at tlm I'mbvtc rlati ,
church lait iiijiM He mil pirach
i
a i tin lonllit
Hlep In mid look lit our line nl I'm I
'Cardi.-li. Ileilkempr. 3t
j You Citii k,'et u "J meal tiV .it Will.
, anil' hotel lur l. Hoard and IoIkIiij; .'i
ja week ('. ll. H'IIImiii, I'mp. tl I
I Murk I.. Iliirna arrlied in the illy
i from Ikirri lnl ruhl, Mark u
I tllini! are Ikhiihiiik In the little Inirx
and that nuut new ImiMintr ie in the
cmifii ul loiMtriiitinu.
Weruri aupply )nu with any kind id
liirmturv uml liou.e InrnidiiiiK. Vir
I'll A tu, at thu liridiie on Main tlint.
Attractive llveiware jiml riiiiti-l at
H inter a
IPilrf-rt ria),mni ol Mm. 1 1. M.lirll
(It It ol Oden.iu, uml Mn Courtwillil
nl A'M.iinl, wem in.uriiil t Anhliind n
fiiw ilaia ak'o and are -nilliiK their
Ii iriejiniKjii ill (lili-.. j.
H'iulera Im a complete Ii I IMIoii
plinnotrii)ih uml all l llmlali-.l firnnln,
II you order jour clothe at the K, K,
K. alore, joil'll i;i n lit an I exactly
whut you want.
'I lie Klmuutli I'hIN lull taiii i, i, (,t
play at l.akevli'H to-lay, omIiik tu irniiio
mUtako In thu urriiiiiieiiiunl of the
Kaiiiei. The lemn will piny minthcr
K4ine tomorrow.
Bornatim, Worn,
A youtiK lady wun lecently tliltliiK
an editorial olbce mul heluii abowu
uround hy the editor. ApproachluK
cane of drawer upon one nf which
waa the label "Ms.H.." nbe naij, 'Sow,
bow would you pionnunru that?"
"Oh," wild the editor, "iwiinellme we
rironouuie It iiiuh utnl aouiutlu.
wen "-Upplncott'H Miuuzlne
A Contradiction.
"Tbnt youiiu doctor I a ipiet-r con
trudlctliui."
"In what way'"
"lie has nn cuvedlUKly Ifowl tfeln
Jier, and yet ho Ii lueklmc In patlenU,"
llaltluioiu American.
Courtey l hu aatet, cburlUUuen
lablllty.-Chlcago Kecord-Herald
IIUNnUHN HKMEIIES All pnpul.t,
on )our Mii'ull'in.
I'KKrU.MKB-.MI Ii wn uml I
SUNDHIEil-l'nt Hie nlik io.ni,. i. ,
luit, iitotrlliiiui )on mil Iiml in ,
ritor. ttf !mi'
An ConnJiJ Sign.
Mm.l it l,.'.ieliolder at the llirny of
Hi pnlnlei ' I" llnd n IhiiiiI of ayiiipn
111 r Willi Hie aludrlil of Hlilllf.ini Hill
terntly In Hie lueldeiit taken from the
fan I'ratirlaiii t'linnilclis 'I he core of
frnterull) limi"- on the rniupila Were
In the pnne of U-luit elemied up In
preparnlloii fur the rttrplloun mid
llllll lliiicn to In- K'lti'U lo tlillor oil
Ihe da) "( llie hl fo-ilntll K4lne A
III till k,'"t Hie iiillllai't In point one of
tin. hoiite while Willi the lllldrtitmid
In f tlmt itie inn iiiuit Iw ilium mid dry
Ii) n nrtnlii d) After niakliiif a nili
lrl He ptlnlir mkel erinlloii In
liallk- mil III! lk'U III niplrat Wit
trianlril. and lie put up n coii'plCUoil
nnnouiiri'iueiit titer Hie front 'liti,
'"llie 1'riMiil-.- Ilelliif I'ulllliil hy
lltniik lllank '
'I lien Ihe work dragk'ed II would
mine on day and ta away two Ho
Ihe I in pn I lent nillr"laii added In the
nlk'ii until th autioiiiirrinrut read
The rivtlllac llelUh- I'alutnl by
lllank Itlaul. .Sow aud Theu "
A Calm Wltn.n.
A lawyer wa trua ejainlnliiK a nil
lie with a vlw to vetiluu lilni mud
ille.1 lu hi telliniin) 'Ihe fullonluc
luetloii mid anawer iTiirrii-
"lltd yotl are the plaintiff faint a
!.... .!... M..tt"
.llllll llllll .,! I
e. air" i
'1'iople turn pale when they faint. I
don't they"
"So. air; not altvaya."
"H'hll! Ui )oll llieun to trll III that
n tmiii ran faint aud nut turn pale)
Did yuu eer hear of aiich a rno"
"Ye, air"
"Hid )ou eter nrli a raV
"I did, air"
"When"
Aleitit it year nifn air"
Who waa UV
"Ttvn a tieian, nlr."
'I lie lnv)er eirtlt Ihe wltlie
Cltn-luiiatl I'ouilurrcUl 'I rllilllle. .
Tha Moabll. fitan.
'Ihe rnlleil llnjlille atone wa dl
coiere.1 hy Ibe Iter I" Klein lu IM.S
auiuui: Ihe ruin of Dblhan. Ibeaurlrut
Dllaui. The alone wa of black Ik
all. rounded at the tup and bottom,
two feel hroad, three feel leu luche
hlsti and fourteen Inrhe III Iblcklictl.
hut wa ijufortiiuati'ly broken hy th.
Aralei. whii.e cupidity had been arnua.
ed hy the luleret that wn taken lu It
liy the elptollT. The frnKlllellla Were
afterward ioIIih-IiiI nnd lalmrlotialy
lltleil together, and the Mono liowr
aliiuil III Ibe I nitre nt I'nrl. The
lii;rlptloii of thirty four line I tu
Hebrew riinetilclaii character mid ap
pear lo I' ll record of Menlin, kill of
Monti, ineiilluiird III 11 Kllik'n III, refer
rhiK to hi nurccaafill mtolt nalixt
thu kltiK of Inrnel Sew Yoik Ameri
can A Modal Frl.nJ.
What true frleinlahlp conll III d
iH-ndn ou thu leniM-ruinuiit of thu man
who hiin u frleinl, It I related that nt
the fiinernl of Mr X., who died n-Hi-iucly
Mnir, the imially cold hluoileil
Hipilru TluhllUt wa much affected.
'Von thouiilil ii -,'reat deal of hlui, I
ailppimi)" nomu nun naked llllll,
"ThoiiKht ll ureal deal uf til III J I
nhould think I did Them waa n true
friend I lie lietvr linked mu to lend
hlui n cent, HioukIi I knew wvllnntih
hu wns nlnrtliiK lo den I lit"
Too Eap.nalv.
Two lllllii ulrln who wcro takmi to
a Olhello" wern much Impreaied liy
the ilenth nccne.
"1 woudir whether they LIU a lady
every lilk'lit'r" linked one.
"Why, of coiinu not," aald tbo other.
"They Jut pretend to! It would l)
too i-xpciirdiit tu lually kill a lady evnry
lilHbt'"
Uwati Sorrow,
, "I can't pluaae my fileudi," uobUJ
I bit yiiUIIK III Me.
"What" tl,.j mailer, pelt"
"They Innlit thut I lau't Im happy
wllh ii fatbeud llku you, hut, oh, hus
band, uuil"-Vimblngtoii Herald.
Dorii.atlo Amsnltlti.
liiilil.i-i I've nulled nu hour for you
lo ni jour hut i,u stralKlit, Mr.
ICnliker-Well, I've wulttd longer than
ilinl for yon to get your fwt oa
"liiilKbt.-Nt-w Vork Hun,
Decision of chiinicter It ouo bright
Koldeti nppie which every young pr
vou ahould strive lu the bgla4jig to
pluck from the tre. of Uf.
'"Iiiiiiiii
-r
"It,
"nl iq
' him
WE ARE
LOOKING
saaartttttaBitaaaf.TiJ
I'm "i i ,
aifv .,1 . u,
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nimii.i n i I(
fl 1" II - .. .,
t.acli al i . ,,
lo r ii
Perfect Satisfaction
H. J. WINTERS
DEALER IN WATCHES
J
A Mod.' t st
I U Ml ir
)f thl r' i
If I ran ol
ABt alt nri i
'Uuirr. j
rrnlmn li .-ii'ii-if,
A tlubwouian i ' I'lrSv
ililpliU Ilecord i- - 'uillcl
ioullelic) In ii- lm tall
hy IHlltie W-ntlieh -r w tl ttftr
tint lialllr Mie
"A touple ( i I kail
lion to tend a i- i'fJ
man, aud In u.iii ' 1 r9t
lr lleur) . -. o; tv
priw whu in i. rj n U-
ilUnuiit letttr Jrn . net ill
aid 'I tin li"t ai i ke W
Mi-tillty iubmrrni-J . - mj kit
lit ml I do ii"' I "-"
ddri'.l by in ' " -" Hrtt
I am married i u. - rean wtj
I aleiuld ne i ' - HI1 Uf
linllio It Ainu I'"" '
tvrole In Ihe li.ili, v fe Jull Ol
I aim- II l-orc ll- i "U ' ,bf
woman In uut-ii ' l rloU
tame recently, "mien tie Iiu:-dJ !W
and my fantldi..u fi- i was left
wlilow. I write hu mrj ludcrM
and, .cnrliu; In n.nl i'r nrt tooll
Ina, liik piiriinii"' , ,u nUf"
her n "Mr. Aiuiii lb" M'f
to llil from her i. i" lr "
think aU.ul. -IM ' ' " I 1',".,,
far fri.-f.llen nit t I ll'"''
Mid, . to be !.... ' auanJoall
iinine itlioKi'iht-r' I " . n )u "wn
nddre.n mo a Mr- inn "' '-
lure, pl.-iin... I mu '" "' uiifrtB
widow, hut I ni"i loiir hutbiwn
iiauie. I think'"
Tli. GeiH-M-lna.
. i. ... ..i. ., .. n ilitrUV
l i ncconinio, ii ., ,-v
menl of 1. I.ri't "fr"": tl
Wll llUOUU'd III l-J I- ''
iiutni-il Diimiiiii mid .. ""?,',
one know, of n w If " f"0
ni..l.irnnK,.ofke)..i.hrr1rt'''J
udinlnslouof wlu.ll-meliiltiid. i
accordlotino Is no.- m "Tj
Tl... con.erth.il pro-'r'"'''70"
in. mi...., .I,.... i.y ..; ;B;
who Inter Ih'Cii.i.' a """"'"" L
science. Itn if. '"-, fJ
whom, roputntlo w rli-W
eleolrlcl work uml ',,,f'Ji
was one of the i-iir-W"! ''1
to make ..tperltueui. I" "
wllh uibniimitt cable, frtjtofiw
oier. was an .xtraordloar J
declphmer of crj.lr.pW '$$&
should lilio hate dabbled I" "
IntNitluM. nm. i" ' "'" KcUi
Whealstone'H miunnl "".r.-.ut
hi acletitllle dUro.eiii'S '"ot
a.ralght from nchool .. be b dMu
inanuf.icturl.iK muiWi nr
aud It waa lu I8W. ut,"ie11"(1'l, p.tt
ty-seven, that ho took ou' '
for I bo coucertlim " ; " .,rcipl.
Interested III III "m"
ouwhleh.m.nlcalh.-ruwn,'alll
Mrticted than In uwf ' "0(p1
acoustical nnd tuunlf" . 1 , (j
soon draw him lul i ' 'rk-
t, ibiiv idectlM' ulK
,w .... -, I
Loudon (llobe. Jl
-i" j
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