J3 WiUi li t; I M. ! ; .. :r. f frr ' 'i mmm New rlns at Winters. Merrill. InvcMment not Speculation. VIU Manning's If yon ant tbo tot Ice cream. Merrill Valley the heart ot Klamath. Mrs. W. K. Scehorn has taken chargo nt the American dining loom, which has bcrn remodeled. All women cooks urucmplo)ed. This Is the place to get tliu lust uiFalriu town, II Tor Sale I roller top oRIim desk, f 15; 1 largo Indies desk, 10; couch, 5; 9 stands ot lfi at ft rnclii No. 8 kitchen range cm lug machine. Iron bedsteads, bureau extension table mil numerous other ar ticle. .Mrs. C. T. Honnfv, Cor. Mh ami Wash. St. C leu cream at Manning's. PERSONAL MENTION Merrill. A natural traaeccntcr. , - Do not bur blended whiskey. Whin Merrill. Fro.crly It reasonable. you want pure whlsVcy see that It I? put up under the government's "bonded D. W. Hurlong m In the city from warehouse stamp," as Is the Conllnen- IKitrlt trxMv, lal whl-koy, Water Mill whiskey, Nor- j the now lino ol Joel,y tuamlle rxoaml I. r. X.ryo. N'ld h) .... U. P. Wlllson. tt (" ''" I I), (l. llninnialn tho city from lilt NotlCC ranch on Crystal crock. , Tho Ice. ream f canon has begun anil On ami alter the Int. ilay June 1IW. I our parlors nro o,'on. Maiming'", milk ami cream will bo delivered hy tho I ., . .. , . ..,., , ., ,, ,i, tt list (or eover.ll ilaja hilt l now ' JATickct Scalper's Story. Altamont ami lllvorsldu dairies at th (ollunlnu iitlees! Milk, nlnts cents; ". - - 'i .. . ijuarts 7,' cents; gal. L3 cents; twogal.' much luipi.,,i. or mow '.M cents. Cream, 'v pint IC or the liost rig In town call nt contsjplnta SO cents; o,uaits to cents, , Mammoth Stables. II. W. Straw, gal. or mote $1.40, the Altamont liketsldo Daily Daliy YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER Graduating, means they have applied themselves, worked hard, etc. Are you going to recognize their efforts? MAKE THEM A PRESENT A PIECE OF NICE JEWELRY Which they can keep, always reminding them of their success, and the thoughtfulness on your part Nice, suitable gifts, to suit all sized purses, lasting quality and up-to-date designs, are to be found at G. Heitkemper's Jewelry Store vsv4v. svsvs,vistyysvvysy v HOTEL FOR RENT prletnr. M. M. Stewart, recently limn New Imrg, Ore., lias accepted a kis1Ihii wild Jho Klamath Tails i'ianotlallo.ni. Merrll The town without a boom. r.dli'. r.ilnt, I'.utit. Just leeoUiil at ItiMuin's llanlnnta Store a complete lino ot.horw In-Williams Paints iml Varnl'lies Mr. Mnrchaiiil I teoited nullo sick. MONTY TO I.O.N-llar.l times bill I ! hac ome money to Kin II ynn hno the security. -II. II. IUH. The little ilaulli.r ol Hi. and Mis. II. It Hamilton has Won i ly icl lor sev eral i)as, hut is now ircmeilng. The Stilt Dry lionds (, hus nvi-uol several sliipmcnlsn(Kiitenilres goods. Call Bin! Inspect tho new lino. M. I . llotrhton has roliirtinl (rum the Kurt Khtumth country whole hej his Won doing siiivcylng fur .rml, las. II jour eves trouble jou, m WIiiIi is. WANTKD-WIII piy 1", cents a loco (ur good clean gallon tup i.ms ami '.' cents for half gallon iio. Itoliils A Hanks. lUrlihtsI) I'm n II hot scalpor. U' iml M"W of ii tiiislui-s nml ihH'su't lu n man loncli of ti noslllon In the wuilil, hut u , scalper has a human heart. Jul He any one- olso, A sculor may fool In clliieil to liostiiw that heart upon a wo mull. I hail that Inclination once, hut t ,.,...! i-nlmr in lmM It nunln. Wo men aro tin' most ungrateful creatures , In the wm hi A woman who woul.l ' tieat a nun i one of Vm lioalotl me Isn't 111 lo llxeon the fiuv of the eaith. One lay n prolly. melancholy looking girl of perliais Incut) two came Into my oilUe nml saM she wnnliil lo i;et ' to' her mother, who was I) Inn sick In Clirrlmmtl Sho sahl she was broke ami wanloil a ticket for bIkiuI nolhlng I linil half a mlliil lo glo her a ticket, i barging up the amount to uijsolf, hut that w.mM ho gUIng a simmer some tiling like ll, ami. while, as I sahl, a ticket scalpsT tiun ii heart, he Isn't the klml of man lo gltu things away that he inn'l alToiil ti- glo. I was I lnokliik' among in) olil slock for some Itilug pn-tty cheap when I came across nn iinusoil half of an oM ocurslon j llikrt. the lliull of llmo of whMi had i long ago tfiplreil H cviitrsil u me Hint If tho Kill wotko.1 on the s)lil i Rubber Gloves Wt'or rubber Klovei'Whllo dolriK iiouvo woiU ...i i . vninir-They arts a perfect protection wim,, .J,m J ami any other operation that rwiuirt'H () im,,.!. " 'h I water-You will And them a inxxi prolnot,, ,, , ft HI . I .1 IM &. llfik lkaiJB MB HUl U .. 1 IS jium wnr no iivo n extra KlKMI IIIH' wlili'lt 125 per cent discount. l,lnlit RloveH, neamleiw, of bout iiulity Medium wclvht, neamleitH Kxtrn iiunlity uloveH for outdoor work ii nil U..7 Wc offer lt II.C0 n T5 cetid "laicrlaiK Pyrographlc Materials Twcntyflve per cent off on all Pyrogruphic uur line intiuuc. pyro outitu, p0,,8i bulbs, taki plaques, boiea and aU articles round In n first cln'tj J Star Drug Store "The Store that Saves You Money" Is lb Karlh Orylnf Uf That Hie ilepopillallon of tbs earth will W brought alsuit thniugti th fall uro of the wntrr nippty Is tbe courlu sloli rvschnl tijr t, I'ls'inli grologtst M llsttrl U luaiU olMonallous . .. . . . .... I..IH..I... Ml. Ml... lilt. I lilt T"'. " :.. v: r." ,.; :.-.:.;;: -'- ;. ib.t '""""'"" ' . Mlie rarlU Is .rsilimlljr Orrllia' tilt WHEN FREDA WAKES. THE RICHELIEU, THE BEST HO TEL IN MERRILL, COMPLFTELY FURNISHED. WILL LEASE TO ..DESIRABLE PARTY.. V J ksVsVVsiwsVaVVsV vi MRS. T. A. BALIS, - MERRILL. ORE. Commencing May 1st Ease and Comfort In Travel Only 12 miles of staging and then a delight ful boat ride up the Klamath River to Kla math Falls GOINGr-Steamer Klamath leaves Klamath Falls at 4 a. m. connecting with stage at Teeters which arrives at Dorrls at 8. COMING:-Arrive at Dorrls at 4 p. m.'by stage to Teeters and by boat to Klamath Falls arriving here at 7:30 In the evening. Oregon & California Transportation Company Wlitn Kiv.lt wakrs the tlr bright rf Has scare- ItluinltieU th- r.st-rti yt Th. Imii itrilttm nrstl, i .r rav-s Ai Just a. Mr. and Uirouch iltr !.- Tb. lllun inti ftphrr fllritl. nntl il'iskrs. Whin Ki'-ia i-l.. When Kreo'j wakes- l.tr insl.lfn rti-rin luine starilett by ihe clock s alarm hi.- c-a TSa In hr brlrf alllr. And tiusttts up Hi- klichsii Ur. With busLjr arm lb fnnmr- hak-s Wbrn t'retta uakr Wbsn KrfJa wskss she starts a sonj Anil kssps II up it. inornlnK bmj Mr pltlaW. w,l nlth Llltsr irsrs 'TIs vitn for m. to slop my m I orrn hfsr br mlilng cakrs Whtn frsds wsk. Wlicn PrsJs tskts h- nljms Iht, tb-ir Ami kick. Hi. est scroti thr n.xr. Mb Jrojn II e tlnll. on th. sink Itih. Uo It Ju.i for spit-. I think ) Tb. rMcefoM of lb. butMInc nbakr. Wlirn Krt.la wkr -Cli i.-.eu .SVws I Th. Egotist. j -i, J- -i;.'L )T?-ri rtp" a. -?wW'.Ti SS&cr-f? s s-iJi r--r- j . .": Vrr:- J j. smr mt ilir..nt!li mi II I tolil lier wbal I was thinking uloiut unit that If she was In ellneil to try II on I wiiuM gUe her the ticket frv i if i barge. Sbo aske.1 If IliiTo woiiM I-- nu)tlilui: illstmnest In , such au act, ami I toUl her I ilUlu't Ihluk then- vnulil le; there woillil W no misrepresentation If Ih.Miiinluctor iMiiililn't acctiit the llikot the worst he conlil tin was to put her on" at the lint stop ami sho woiihl W Just so fur on her Juurno) If site K't trainlnl III a strange pbn-o she roiiM get on the net I train ami pi farther mi the siint. Ilckel, ami o on She sahl "lie wiiuhlu't iht that, hut If tho comludor wouhl let b.r ico thmugh uli the ticket she wiuibl il so. The llikrt hail I sou pa I.I fur h) -n- one. ami she ilbtu't think Iho rmil hail a moral tight to refuse It I sgrml w lib her ns to that, ninl she actcptci! the ticket Willi henrtfi-ll thinks ami lears In br eyes She loikeil hungry, ami I askii! brr If she was golug Ihrnugh without anything to cat She sahl shcM bale lo, ami I felt so sorry fur brr that I aikeil her In gu nut to a restaurant am) nihil brr up with oys ters, beefsteak' ami a lot of other things. I rememWr the bill was 3.M Iter train went at !- o'ebok. so I t took her to the theater. If yuu want . to lore any mio. Just ilo souii-thlng for ' Vm The more I ill.) fur Ibis lr girl , the mure I thought what a lovely horn, she conM make fur m Ur tho time I , left her at the station I would haw bought her U k''l tbket, hut I'll ln-Ut j all III)' luoliojr I Intil brr to keep lip I uer courage nim sm-ii go inroucn an right. She salt! that I was one of na ture's noblemen ami I woul.l W re warilcil for my klmlnens to brr As tbo train mouil awn) sbr siml Lor I hey lontalu, he sa), not only lb so in-l of priblsturle life, luasiuucb as I bey went the homes of luu of Hi. roiuolet age, but also War Imllcatluns of 'the emllnia fuliiro. M. Martel has found proof of a steady fall to. the Intel of the water In tbi-asf-ttit'lerra-nean ilepllis, ami from Ibeae facta he arrlies at his conclusions. W.oJ.n Pll.s In H.lland. Ilotlaiiil has a ierrlililal neovaally for wisleu piles, In llollenlaiu harbor milks of all klml Ueiuaml them, ami the ilinluago of Ilia Zuyilrr Zee ai It steailtly pnceeila Ihruws out Ita wimmI ru rauiiuirls lii all illrrcllous. a Ijin-t-ashlm roulractltig flrin baa built fur Iho iurM of abartMtilng the Jrlrlng riiils of pllra a machlue which reaem hies a gigantic peucll sharpener. I'llrs iii lo twenty-eight Inches In ilUm.ler nro bnrt-rnr.l to a Ur Inch olnt In llfleell lulnilles. svsn Casit Olnntra. A rrstaurant wher a "full course lliiiier" may W hail for T cents was pencil recently lu New York city tt Its) Clinton street I'or lb rraeonable sum uaiiuil one may bare soup, entree, meat, bresd ami tea or coffee. The icstaurant Is umltr the direction of a i heritable nrsaiiltatloti, whose ufllrsfs lay that the food which Ibty furutsh Is whoh-siime, clean and wrll prepared, and that they will soon lie In push Hon to furulsb uieala twice a day, from lla in to p. hi, awl from & fo 7 t in -.Vew York Tribune. "(if'c.s, how ugly they mighty kI.ii! I wasn't horn Harper's Weekly. are! I'm n blnl"- Cut Hlmitlf Loots. The iraiup had relnled to tho hidy In tho iriiyshlu rollago thu weird story of bow hi- U'lis tlvl to II tree by biimllls and h-fl to famish. "Hut, my puor man," protested the Kbod woiiiuu, "If you wore tied ho tightly how si lil you get free'" Thu tramp ulpcd invny n tear. "Ah, ludy. Hint Is n jilmngu story. " "A atrimgo i.toryV" "Yes, niuui, Vor hii uIiIIh I wuh t k'd lo tho tree my old girl pissed nml looked ilugscrs at me. I look do dng gem nud ut myself to friedom. Hut til bon I urn hero today." Chicago Nt-wa. I Subscribe for The Herald El wood Steel Fences GUARANTEED We are in recent receipt of a carload of the Famous Elwood Steel Fencing and Poultry Netting in all widths. We stand ready to guarantee every rod of Elwood j Fence we send out Geo. R. Hum An Clfsctive flttort. I 'i'ho youugeiil son of Chart Pickens, IMwari! HuIwit I.ytlon Dlckcni, Is n . I memlx-r of parliament In Australia, I Not long ngo In tho course of u speech ho wn froUciitly Interrupted by u ennpplsh lucutlier named Willis. "Mr. .Speaker," huM Mr. Dickers, turning to tho chair, "It may he remembered by aoino present llint my father coined au expression which attained some populurlty-'n.irklu l wlllln" The cir cumstances toJny aro huiLi that I am i strongly tempted to reveno tbo phrase lend toy, 'Willis Is baikla','" Thu re tort was effective, , Rsully Short Cuts. Way up lu Vermont Uncle Epu KIu. I npy was looking over bis Held of clover when up drove- n neighbor. "Orass h awful short this. year, ain't It, Uncle Epu?" be said, i "Short?"- cried Undo Epu. "Why, , It's so blamed short the bumblebees uer to git down on their knees to suck tba blossoms!" Woman's Uome Companion. A R.sl Cttals Investment.. Peroral jear ago lb superintendent i.f Hie llkawsy Hunt club on Ing Island bought a tract of awarap In Ja ma bn bay for ITS ns a Jokr, II baa sliue smld the salt bay on It for Mrs) annually and the other day refused au baud to me out of the each window, i 1'rr1r "f ,':'"" '"r M l-urtliaasj from al liking at me with 1,-nrf )rs. I'1' lany Who says that rtal It wasn't ii week l.-fore I receltril '" " "wm uoes ni payr- a note fn.m the iilloriiey of thu mad ,""""' Trausrrlpl, uii-f which IM given tho k'lrl a ticket "" stating that Ibey had a nx- ngalnst I ranget 2) meal lk at Will mc for swindling and must either shut "' a li'del lor f I, Hoard anil lodging A up my suop or luey would semi me lo i.i wees .;, 11, Wlllson, Crop, ti state prison, I went nt oure to the Intturmj's otllce nml askiM to know " " what It tneaut. lie showeil mo th ticket I hnd glwu the girl with a sick mother nud nsked mo If I'd sold It In a deaf ami dumb girl. I dented tb charge and admitted I'd given It to a girl who could talk as well as I could. Then bo told uiu how the ticket bad been und. The girl bid pcti-d It attbocouductor when he came around, nml be told her It wns no good. Hbo liegnn to talk to him with her fingers, nml, seeing ber condition, l:o had kIioii her n pencil and paper in wblrli Ha- uroto that a ticket xcnlK-r bad cold I he ticket to ber for the regular fare. 'J ho road was Irylug to kcI a enso to mre us scalp era, und Die loudui-tnr, b-iekod by tb passengers, who were Indignant at such treatment of n poor il-.if and dumb girl, passed In r through, hut be stipulated that she i.hould glvo the n.imo of tho HcalM-r, which she did wllllugly, expressing a. hope Unit they would puulsh him i.ouudly Well, I told my shlo of Ibo alorr. and when they M-ut to the address the girl hnd gvn them for (orrohoratloa of ber side they found (hero was no such street nml number lu existence The officers of tho road believed that the poor girl shrunk from appearing ngalnst mo and had, therefore, thus concealed ber abode. Hut, not having nny evidence against me, they didn't prosecute we, though I remalm-d un der a cloud with them. Aot long ago In looking over a news paper my eyes were ntti acted to au Item beaded, "Working the Deaf and Dumb Backet." The Item stated that Mary Moycrs bad been arrested for traveling on railroad trains on worth less tickets nud pretending to ba deaf and dumb. Hlio represented that tun tickets wore sold ber by ticket scalp. r, thus exciting the s)mpatby usees lary to get herself passed and often to draw forth a contribution from the passengers. sent the clipping to the officers of the railroad aim ,, ..i. died, aud they wrote me n not of apology, But I don't want auy woro women In mtat. MERBICK ANOUS. WILLIAMSON RIVER and Spring Creek RESORTS The best trout fishing In Oregon. hxcellerit aicominadaliona (or parlies. 'ami.lng outfits lor rent. racial ramping grounds and boats (or rent. Kins pastura (or stock. Telephone connection. Accommodations to go lo Crater jke. Will meet psrliea at Klamath Agency. FRANK SILVIE8 raorutTOsT Klamath Agency, Ore. 1 msammammammmmmmmmmmJt PHONOGRAPHS EDISON invviilvil He plior.cjri He innilo ii nn intcm-Mf for all. It i tnanufactcml nt n irii winch crjtt can hfioril, nml wcidlittt the cam payment plan, w no oiii" iii-cil Lo witheot it Have you heard and tea Hie New Modd Wc Wont Your Trade lUnderwoodV Pharmacy EVERYTHING IN DIDO) MUlncllon Gumlttf ' Klamath Falls, Ortgei Palace Re staurut; GOOD SKKVICE GIVE US A TRIAL UNDIK MANACIMtNTsT Hunsaker & O'Coadl SOME BRIDES ARE HAPPY Whtn the Wtafl BtHin rnmtndln. idarisj Art Happy whtn tat f ems come iron WDfflA WE HAVE CUT GLASS, M HAND PAINTI CHINA, SOLID SILVER The Very DH " ..... .. .. k s a I Aiiorus. ;..."- f pedal Prices 30 Dtf Telepho..e and MU Ort Solicited H. J. WINTER "TM Brides' fsvoriw "- n "An "- - .EfBjfafafai The Eldred Company F. C. ELDRED, Manager ' Sonaiua, Oregon Saddlct. HarocM and SuM!S We make, a .specialty of firet-class, guawjjjft t hand-raade Saddles and Shaps. Our Bam have an established reputation. ; OnlaiM Wrtm Kvrvwhere SOllCU" 'fl i .v. ,4 IT ''tfay., - "fv - .M.A'--.