T H K IL L U S T R A T »!) K K A TIR K S K fTiO N — Decembdr ». U»»» *"• Mmidv UNO kl* > r w anal ki«Mn« r u i n u> MXt pretty vmsven s Moud her »M en U » despete h«T m k im in See dl« needle? Writ, I «tarta my IV m t » «il do dar ta mah w ife' »i>rk I 1 * gwnve ta pat you ta slasp cwtfr.xised him «s ho ot>ene*l th f thru you Is bound to cuòci Ir up ta «* «» vt i law ha doin in that room’ maudrd the man. Brooklyn Inventor W orked with Thomas Edison, Bell, and Maxim m í.” Hearing this statement. tlir mad Coonjine ran backward a fr o « I r » » O i l o u t « m a il o a t . c t i m A h is from the wall and cheti boiled lor d*«lrrated." ward A crash was heard The seer toral a linguist and last but In na Walt, you’ll oa t an’ toll mr what and Mandy 1-sided up Thera was L a d w h o w a s F o r c e d I o L e g r e S c h o o l g l 1 0 B e s a m e C h i o f wise the least, a devoted husband and father i all doln In that room 'fore I lots Coonyine with hu head caught be D r a u g h t s m a n o / W o r ld ' s L a r g e e l E lo c t r t c C o m p a n ie * a n d Today there remain Iwa Inerir you to ' uud Uv* man. catching a tween two boards. His head failed A c a o c i o t e o f M e n w h o P e r F o c t o d T a l e p h o e g « , E l e c t r i c L i g h t and ivrurniiwni daughter* Mrs tu x - hold oa C oon jirt't arm. aid Norm in and Mur lomee • n d M a c h in e G u n . C.tt! Lrmmo go to rrsUque my to make room for hie shooldera. mer of Plush trig, long The seer grew frightened at the sugar for Ah our mah tiaid. '• "You a m t goinc use nothin' till shiny eye« and head peotrudlug BROOKLYM . N Y —It was many fila m e n t» foe the M a x im m e a n d e s «» w i you .«plain my answer. sugar or no through the partition and started rears mao alien the late LrwU How lamp, which lie patented sugar.* front the room, but before he could ard Latimer began his work with the Hu kern perception of Ihr prwalblll- Ah isn't, ain't I? ” Coonjlnr reach the door. Coonjine was flying late Thomas Edison. helping to make tlcs of electric lights and ttirlr ktn- ftrabtxV thr man and startrd to butt through tl»e air ” t him lie . idr- hint, but thr man durkrd thr blow. stepped Just In time, and Coonjine it possible lor the great Inventor to died Industries led him to faiher arv What y all trym' to do. billy-goat Mr Latim er! rral other inventions He asMstrd In landed against the seers heel The finish hu experiments m e’ ' seer picked up his Injured toot with worked side by side with Mr Edison the installation and placement of • Ah ain't doin' nothin' rise but “ his hand and Marled to hop around •Lemme looae Don t you butt on the one good foot emitting weird until 1924. It was then that hu in- tome of Hie first Maxim rtrrtric In firmities brouc lit to a com-tuxion his candescent electric tlehl plants In mr plradrd thr poor fellow as hr groans and pleading activities and finally caused his'New York. Philadelphia and Canada ducked blow after blow that were "T ell him. Mandv how come us H e n lt lo ' being drhvrrrd in rapid surer scion here 'for* he wakes up 'cause he demlaa. for (he United K tales Electric lig h t Coonjinr finally landrd onr. the poor lends on murder " Worked with Bell on Telephone ¡Company, and suprivliird the produc fellow dropped to thr floor like a Mandy who had permitted t lv seer Born in Chelsea Mass Srptrmbrr non o f filaments employed tlwrrii shot, holding his head and moaning to bring hei Into his house for the 4, 1H44, Mr. l.allnier was forced to such as Equitable Building. Elskr an “ W h ir Is my hald!” Urn i jr’all excitement of ft. said not a word She leave school at the age of ten. Hr Hatch Caswell and M u - w r y a n d lh' butt nom orr'” lie pleaded as thr had a change of heart. seemed to sense the heavy load car- I ’ hlon league in New York as well as angry Co.njine knelt down on thr Just then the mad and groggy ned bv hU parenU to support th eir.**«' u,Tlcr* ut * * « HhUadelplua ledger prone figure seeking to put the fin Coonjine came to The seer started ishing touch to him. The man family of four children and lie dr Sent •• I onden Is Open Bastnew twisted, turned and squirmed about from the room but too late, for Ccon- cided to subdue hu thirst for know lh, * utumn or i M i. Mr IsU m rr on the floor crying: Lem me go' .line grabbed a hold on his Dine foot ledge as a school pupil xik I devote tils B<4S v .llt to tendon. England. to n u b I asatsl* nee of Ills fsnilly to >n mcandearenf lamp dr|«rtinrnt Lemme go! Lemme go I tell you and pulled him down ^ Matini-Waston Elect tic lig h t P m i« t« n t rough« *mj cold* Ir a J to Let go me' We s on y foolin'! What the best of his ability, meanwhile de^ W e is just— * Coonjine landed an The following tao year: •rnou« 11on(<le* K u t an «lop t)»rni tbuw other blow, got to his feet and rushed y all gonna do’ I tell vou It's fool- voting every spare opportunity and Company utilising every available source to ac- rm „|uvnt by «ilm .lrad Ught with 4 reomuUiofi. an rm uU ihr«! < ir n M « madly m vie direction cf the latest ishment!" The griggv Coonjine aas quire the education that he yearned m , |t„.u iyn N Y an. that i« |ilr ju in t to tske Ctromuimton tm trying hu best to butt the seer. jereant At tile age of 16 he Joined the na- Acme bb-drlc t'onifmnv of New York m new medtrAl diacovrry with tw o f.-l.f He entered the consultation cham “ T ts fooltshment. I tell y o ! Don't val service, servinc as a landsman on •« tiu n ; it «oolite« ami heal« tho u .fljm r J Associated with I «tison in IM t ber and began to search frantically you butt me! Ouch! Oh. L*wdy. help the U S 8 Massxv.it from which he »a s honorably discharged In IMS. lie ' Mr [.„timer befanie associatif li nu*mhr.inr« a r»«l in h ilu t« genu gmwth. for the secret panel that lead to the m e'" U l «11 known drug«, t reotule i* re<v then rrturtird to Boston and secured thr engine, i lug d> , ♦ tnient of flu basement, when the harsh voice of Coonjine sent another one home a Job t> un office boy In the office of y.tison Electric Compaio «4 Eliti o g n i/rd by high m « ) u il authonite« «• the -eer rang out: The seer lay 'till Then Co* Messrs Crusby and Ciould. patent Avenue, Nea York, in twit lie »a - one tif the g re jtr« | heAling agrn< ie« for "You wont give In. eh. whilst you caught the frightened Mandy by the solicitors ! transferred to the legal department is conscious’ You doesn t know i is (land and pulled her from the room. I In this office tie breante Interested m jgyo where he remained until 11» itrr«i«lriit r«>ugh« and cold* «nd other form* of thn»«t tn x d jln k Creom ui«ion r«»n- a night doctor, does you? Sides, I ____ »V. ,. „ . „ „ . a ilk, vo*. *" W aughtinf and gradually perfect formation of the Hoard of l,*teni t .tin«, in additi on to creosote. Other hr««lmg Honey. Ah Is rescued vou like you rd himself to such a d .grrr as to be- c nntr„| i,i HUM by ttu- (ieneral Kir. «dement« which «o.»lhe and heal the in say. an’ Ah used mah htld too. Oat come their chief draughtsman re trU- and Weslliighou.se Electric Com fix led in rm lif tur-t and «top the irrtlalM i« i feasor won't k nap enny ino’ wim- mAining with the firm (or eleven punir» yrArs. __ I Hr brctnie their chief draughtnmun • nd ifiNaruiikdti itt, white the ( re g a le gtw« i mens w n . H It was Mr I aiirner who executed, a position lie held until thr wbohtl<<! «>■ to the M o m irh , i* nhw>rhcd Into th« • Who read you lh* Setter, sugar?* the drawings and assisted in urepar-, . 0f liouid in 1911. when alien he becaim iflnod, nttackt the 6 r i i of the trouhle «nd . . the iMwid br “ De 'feasor.' •fer‘ Ihg the apnhrations for the telephone associated with Edwin Hwinmer. nut check* the growth of the grrm*. EA R N C O O D I ’m so happy that you rescued me patents Alexander Ora (iraham of Alrxjtndrr ham Hell *nt solintors and engineer of New Crrom uJtiofi i» guaranteed » « t id a d o r t I knowed all th' time that you la a inventor PROFITS ‘ of the telephone. , York and later with Hammer aix In the treatment of per »intent rough« and brave man an’ I don't aee how coine 4n e e d M r ( h < u ( o of f M a ltin # rrodac.d Method Msklng Hwxrx There he remained until lh. ct»M«, hro nrhttl guthuia, b rn m h iita and M ore Pe o p le yo cuae me of other mens." 'end in 1924 other fornta of re»pirjt(»ry di«ea»e«l a ik J in < a rb o n F ila m e n t s . i A r e N eeded ‘ Hit was jest foolishment. Ah W ith E d is o n P io n e e rs n c e U c n t for budding up tlie «v«tem after T o S u p p ly It was while in the employ of HI knowed awl de ume dal mah augar Mr Latimer »a s ttie only man »I cold* nr flu. Money r< f>in<ird if any «ouglk th# In c r e a s in g wasn't two timin' me," grinned Coon ram Maxim, Inventor of Use- Msxln, I machine gun. electrician of the Unit-! Ilia race to rrspond to the tiiiluil call or cold, no m illr r of how long »landing, jine. D e m a n d for » . cd Mates Electric Lighting Company, of lh - Edison Pioneer« in lain II* )» n«* rrdir»rd .tlfvr lik in g u tco idu ig to “ Honer. yo' ah©' Is got a 1 of Bridgeport. Conn . which he entered was chara* terlrrd for hlx biixulmlud PO R O H A IR a tu i ha id on you. I loves a man who ran Ul 18HU that Mr Latimer ruccessfiillv lies«, versatility In the a* «s.inpllxli- duo rijo a*. A a k your dxuggiot. (ad» > use his haid iik- yo7 ’ .smiled Man produred a method of making carbon mrnt of things intellec tual ami cut- SKIN P R EP A R A TIO N S dy. putting her aim around Coon jine as they walked towards home. F o r T e r m « W r it e Frrm that dar onward. Professor Ooodluek shunned b“ ing a party to i n c . a frame-up where a hard headed, jealous husband was concerned. 441 5 South Pol*wry, Ckicsyo, Illinois f a . Mad - « S U 4 W tow* THE END dr COLDS THAT DEVELOP INTO PNEUMONIA Attention Ambitioujf ^ Women. It s Nobody s Business PDRD COLLEGE, ODDS A M ) KNDS Struufi heaìthy mrn of toduy Are but u'antrd houli* o f tomorrou' ; Some die in hnppine** and ireal/h, O th rr* in thtune and in *orroir. It cramped her Style! M O N T H L Y g M o f P A IN S p o ia * ro b . . . m o lt a to a "H *a U fa p o e tn o f p o rty " n ob od y w a n ts . Now ^’ork. B%I) HI SI.NUSS! *S a jin x ! T h e ye ry tim e th a w r is t l o be g ay a n d carefre e i i s lo o k h e r lo v e lie s t t s s th e 't h a n d ic a p p e d b y t b a l a g e -o ld cu rse . L it lle t a ■ ■ I h a g g a r d i : . w o r n -lo o k in g . She c o u ld c r y w ith d is a p p o in t m e n t . i . p a in . r Out of R ed in If you fmad r<ur >nd sunk »A il (A m * i « I 4 !•««*• punk. 4 <>n t ■ « • (lo w m Imf e f omlla^ winaral «a lo e . <wl. llt f lU m r t a d ; or • Kaw u^ t ijw r t (ham lo m u * yoM (uddsolr • • » f t and buoyant t o d lull tit M flU iiiw . For Uw>r N i l g o if. T h e y only » > * • (1 m bow»la in d a mat* eoowmwMmi d u e i g e a t Ilia ra w s. T h o rvuooa for fo u r clowa and o a t farGna |« y.»ur liror It «hould poar «rut Iww inninda of liqu id btia in to you/ b o v d i daily. I f tbki b it« ta not (low ing fraely. your f>>w4 donon t dignat Jt juat dnraya in tha bo wain, f.nn Itloata up your atorunrh You knwn a Uuvfc. tm t U s U and {four brnatii in touL •km oft an hrankn out m LianuaKsu 1 our kend •d »»n flfi'l you few I down an«l out. Your wk«da I a*k«*d one of tl>e other. “ In there • y« f * ui ia pom It tnkm tkoaa f-» d . alg C A R TKICJI IJTTtJI IJVKM r i l J J I tm «•* J fmry Jf* Wl ‘ No. only my brain.“ came Hie reply pourxta of btia flowing (rooty »nil mak* yo« Bo\fl, f.irnm.x t«lk»e actor, dropped In “ But surely,“ cut in Uie Inquisitor, M "up a n i tip.*' T h ^ contain womlarful, own the other day from Hollywood .. wouldn't Juvt go in mourning harmlMM, g«*ri!ia y^wial.U dilrwrU. atnaimg whan it coumo lo making tha bila flow liw iy. long enough to t* 1 u*. that Jack John for Ul„ ha., t , , , , ,lrlw| Hut don't aak for (I war Dilla. Aak (or Tartar’« non la falling by the wayside with hit.; [ j , , ^ vritr, •• fattJa F i w«*r 1 * 111 «. I jw.k tut tha m iw « artaw'« newly opened Show Boat Cafe In L o «1 Idttla I Avar iMta on tha rad latsal Itawrnt I Angeles. California, because In the IIOW A HO F T IT. C’AB? "T im e" magarluc Ulla this onr ouhotituU*. ’»’&/•( all aCorru. O l R K M « «a. first place, he iibrolulely refuses fo ra ter to colored patronage and thatx this week M oochcr Just what the white folks out there want, a colored atmosphere. In Harlem, Negro Bunilnmstrr ¡ . ijo a . Uni aak? » « M ona« Cab Calloway admitted that Song Ills prices are sky high |5 50 for writer Irving Mills <wlutr> had the cover charge. He crowdetl the written the words to the Verne of place on the first night, and very few rm,lf * pmlr nt V*7 the Negro song, ‘ Minnie the people have attended since. Toney MM A im A KRIi L IV * Motx-her," but proudly insisted he| I ■ “ sex, it wort t be long now. Mll||l!y mai in * i »<; wrote all the words to the rhonis I S T ^ t IO H X if I (,'NICJi Herr AND IT 'S S T IL L D O ING himself The ehonis V if w llr lf '* W Am atlrif. CompaiHn|. • Attrartlva tha»« L lV K ON DOWN IN D IX IE Ho do ho de ho ilio de ho de Ito) LODMTOWBH »• Ilah de dah de dah < Unii de dah We/rp»»* «ar rlrd by Oar a 1 C . A Norfolk correspondent tills us de dahi avtviuai p.opu S i a P tiw a x ro i. i . i s a r l this one: T i r dir dee de dee (Tee-dle dee t'K A K il. on# to prarant Had Luck. M l «n*l An ofay left her husband here be Mlsfnrtuna. and tha othor to attract mm<.* de dee! Untui I»uek, Ix>y« Happin«*M and Froaparity cause he was paving too much atten FI*- de doo de dow. Ob. M imile! •racial only f l »1 tor tha two With »alu%nla tion to a colored girl. We da we de don, ho de ho de ho Inatrurtlona FRKX Foy poilmnn | l #7 o »4 15 «. po«tag« oa daltTory. nolialaet»«« a« The man gave his dusky sweetie money refundad. Yu« «an ho LUCKY I Order everything he could get hla hands on. your« TODAY I including dresses, -.hoes, hats, and »eyt. m. T. I . • t'M A H , Oeaeeal P. A R d i 7 1 , • K 4 M A K I.Y N . h Y . ____. money. Ilin lH MOTH'S l Wa abnolutely O U A R A IC r n When hla wife got wise and quit, the«* ganulna Myntto llralim a Lod««tnnM ara AlJTVRi Ju«t what you want, f«r th*fl the colored sweetie also disappeared • rath« REAL THtNO—rOWP.ltFTT 1 . H K IIlH and now the man Is going to a palm y M A o m rrta t o p t t o u r s m o w i ’ I. It An examination of your teeth ist to get Information- not how to win his wife bark, ox you would sup- by a danU*t In,uid be niade at least iioM-. but how to find his colored every si* months. No matter how sweetheart. (onseientiousfv v*«i brush your Ueth. It Is difficult to keep them fr t « from W H Y PU T I T OPE? U rU f. Miss loume Brown, a publlr srhool « • a * •»*•*. aaalml .lib Mw* \ V toarher, Is responsible for this yarn waV|»lW«. T s U m o W Bay Vf j P C Balt and water make a good Two young t-arhers who had not ^ i i y d f a r l* r « n iji Ask kr l.lme water Is an ex- " f 'R t . C l M . T I I a »14 MW*» keen earh other for quite some time iiiMitl. wash Cfllcnt preventive «if decay It Jt In met arrldentally the other day "W hv are vou dresaed lr^ black?” expensive and mav be made a t home. ( * i * i * Mucsun iviaVwasaa me. a. la * a « %OmeOlkC U e t t i l ? '’ J-ALWAYS HAVE LUCK!-J. T o o b a d ! A l l t h a t s u f f e r in g c o u ld ba a v o id e d . . i C r a m p s and h e a d a ch e s a a I B a c k a c h e s and b in e s t r i I b e r e 'a a s im p le vege tab le t o n ic every w o m a n sh o u ld k n o w about* > Y o o ’U Jum p (h e M o r o i n f R a n n ' l a (> e Y saac U u ttlem o rk , WKI.EAKE IS L A M ) IIO BPITAL. bar o f fh a A ad To ha re, lo hold, to loi e; to keep Our hnndx and hrartx far ottr da il y toit; W e ean lilamr nnhi our.irtvr* far uhat ire n n p When tve finii tre’ve soirn on barn n siiti. a* fr o m W IT H O U T C A L O M E L «MIW dB'l a e d g y . . . b lu e . . . c h a n g e h a r WAKE UP YOUR LIVER BILE— L y d ia E . P io k h a m ’s V e g e ta b le C o m p o u n d d riv e s a w a y the b lu es 1 1 • fo rtib e a yo u i i • k e e p s yo u o n y o u r fees ■ s ■ fo u r m o r s a c tive d ays e a ch m o n th . T r y I t . G e t r id o f the p im p le « a n d m u d d y a k in 5 1 s d a r k c ir c le s u n d e r the e ye s * ; . th a t a n n o u n c e that yo u have m e n stru a tio n p a in t. S G e t a b o a o f the new tableta : ; 1 a n y c o r n e r d r u g atora h a s them . VEGETABLE COMPOUND i g s-i-tja'JiYx-VTttrr'