T H E IL L U S T R A T E D F E A T U R E S E C T IO N O c to b e r 21. 1U3I Numerology didn't you? J didn't *sk you to | marry m e* You »¿ked m e to marry | you! ** "You didn t have to my yea*. You liy MADAMI*: I BE NE could have said no'!** S e n d full n a m e ns g iv e n at birth, 'See how he talks to me? He' 'f u l l pre se nt sign atu re , alno >rar, | a criminal! Oooo! ' The young Mrs | m o n th u nd day of b irth C o m m u n i- Miller burst Into tears A heart- la t io iu w ithout fu ll nam e a n d *d - fnaiUvely not iin iw fd y« broken movie actress could not have f\M U U *V IlS/l d Msduni Irtnt. ca 11 11 - i cried better villain could not tU M H A r K D FEATURE MOTTO JN have been colder than Joe Thut is. C M I I. Wash A proinltMnt |»M* w n tp H if 0 » > f U w t y flou li litdlcalr«! for you m .I him. i ’ w Buffai You 1 • ca* • ,i ¡AD flfiN SifMMRO This gave Mr and Mi> Martin n imcltv to engage In two different oc- - V * IKv'M H/N ' AU CHUPH.XV AAI I cupa tinnii at the sain- time and I m » chance for a few words, m »*%> A d M**l> ?»x>A| mia sinvessful In both g j A f l ' l link I, Her * 4. i •’ Miller, don't you talk to my 5/Ji r-V"l Fi» lOV». N v\-/H M A J NC Y f to tlic hist two VAVI t* Mr HM •'*> 11**1 A M'N\rH»L, A P it.K daughter like th at'* said Mr Mar j ipiestlona und no to the la*t. pgAST kl Ttp si O U V fllf MPIIl A S/I0V T Ht b o w e l tr o u b le ! J J M um Not ut present Addi-, f P tin i a i * i .issgpeAV, f êc ê f» ■ '» '■ 1- l* , Wasti llettei tick urnund i Shut lip. James! Shut up. Joe! | ai AV, 01 A Pis ICH INAI »Vkv 0 l*l7IA»6tP A v v ffu M fn M Hê ('. "»tip jtiou may very easily become Vi. shut up that crying? This ..tTair * and try to make the other ! «If happy, AT HIM (IV A HAÏ I W > I NI W DI f O U A * î M C H t a c i ni - after forts. Ami anycontinued be^an between you two! 1 good men are tiard to find Tile in- JVe have A . A W ftv V R M .£> tttlA T . /VJ H i f , iiicatloiu tmlnt to tile Tuet that ut c nstipation at that lime o( life may nothing to do with it So you two r o H/M pi sent you are creating a mirage bring attacks of pile* and a host of are going in that room and make about the other jiatty other unpleasant disorder*. ; V up If you haven't made up In an ' A It. New Jei«r> fVtaotial letter Watrh your bowels at anv age. hour's t me. I give up ■ j t * Do you ; gor» forward to you Itrtirr have T . '« ; » - Cmard them vwth partirular rare after agree with me. James?” I Ih u e conditions curtrcted forty Whenever they need any help, -A good id a. Julia he usually 1 t* . remember a doctor should know «h a t p y t agreed with her »4 010 A»* is be.-t for them. • I won t go in a room with a Cut a piece of oilcloth wml pa*do •S KX “ Hr ('a id » ell's Syrup Pepsin'* crim inal!' 5M1 - ! «vi HAW 1 It to fU ti»e bottom of evfry drawer j » « f fl is a do rter's p re sc rip tio n fo r the bowels. 1 in ttie kitchen and pantry the druw- **Who's a criminal?" t*tt — • a * «<»t« tested by 17 years' practice, it has I era an be clean« I • » n ad Ij Dim. •'Children, do as I say!" D m &■’” * been b und thoroughly elfeetise in ' Here Mrs Martin began to push Or |Ktihl them witii u hu d white relieving constipation and its ills for 1 • 'i li u m I ¡Joe in the large parlor while Mr I. men. «om en and children of all ages. It has | n>\en | erfectly safe even for Martin took charge of Vl The large who was facing the chair, saw the HiHlllllt] f mouse when he ventured out. balers Made from fresh laxative tloor closed with a bang. They w herbs, pure pepsin anil other harmless alone. If VI had seen a big snake or a Vi turned her back to Joe. placed ingredients, it cuhnot gripe; « i l l not lion com ng for ner, sue could not » t I (.V I OK s| MM» K i i r weaken you. can be used her handu on her hips and patied. si m 'H have screamed any louder or s i ' ait harm ,.s often as your breath her foot angrily How shall 1 tx **r ugaln the rummer's thiown her arms round Joes neck Joe turned his back to her. put U bad. i r « hen ’. our tongue is coated; going — whenever a headachy, bilious, gassy his hands deep into his pockets and more violently. Nor could he h a v The morning glories at the gates of helil her tighter. condition w arns of constipation. kicked the soft rug. daw'll; Fifteen minutes passed Jo- said j •‘What's the matter, darling?’ lho.nl inendtws with a thousand “ Oh. Joe, a mouse!'* • not a word to VI She said not a daisies blowing D» VS B. C m o h i u ' i The mouse went. Her arms cam ■ word to Joe. They seemed uncon from around Joe's neck Ills arm • j How ran I w ake and find the sum scious of each other s presence. mer gone? Hu hands ( A mouse on Mr and Mrs Miller s t ame (rom around her went back into ills pockets and her ( quick entrance had hid behind a 1 have loved long and passionately .I D octors Fam ily Laxative Dut they i chair Not hearing anything much ha hands back to her hips these hour* - J thought it safe to venture out. Vi did not turn their backs Gold : untight on th< wmgn of bul Two minutes passed. * Drilles They looked at each other J' m * llending the arrogant inati.*» of way- tiHik one luind out of hla pocket and side flowers. held it out At the same time Vi The «* eager robins and their mel- held nut one hand. to • cries. “ Vi. ' aid Joe “ Joe.” aid Vi Ami 1 have lov«-<| these rocks wheri N o th in g *o lifts on« out of For no reason at all. Joe put h‘s j water crashes, u A n rvv years ago I was In hand back in his pocket and Alice I the "d u m p * " st s nice, lik e silver cymbals through the l \ a j . ,ii. If’iigthm lng cl.»v; warm bath . • . hair properly , put her hand back un her hip. dlllon ami 1 would tie very | 1 Swput rrnti tl f# rn bank» wh rr a Three minutes ps jewel fl. a * I it / s dressed . . . and a few min tired at the least exertion, ami I “ Vi." With every luidrn lilting o f lh> i extremely nervous. I could 1 utes attention to the skin. “ Joe.’* ftpray. not rest « e l l at night. “ Aw, what's the sr?" “ A friend of my mother's j Two minutes pas pci. T h e «' trees have brntight in* qule-| P O R O Soap . . . Deodorant told me th.il Cartful was a r tiidr; ami here .. . Talcum . . . so refreshing for I They faced each »1 tier. I 5 good tonic and Uvtlslrd tliat | I Slowly the scowl I* It J ot ’ s faci*. • Lorn: have I dreainetl brnratli tlirir the bath. boughs that spread 1 II e It also the frown and pout left VI P O R O Vanishin g Cream , . . "Aft< r I hud taken one Nit- j lac.-, Joe brean to think the whole Llkc cathdrnls. tier on towering to make your p o n d e r "itay put." i tie I felt better fly the lime | thing tunny o he mUed. Vl began Here have I dre«HMd. A ih I I w u 5 t hail taken two, the nervous- | ■ conilorted Then your hid e f P O R O Face • to tlnnk It funny .so she smlietl 1 tiers hail disappeared. 1 rcrted : iloth beran to tlitnlt It funnier, sol ' Powder 'C shjdes from w hich to 3 at night, had a gtwid appetite, i he giKKled anti h-- ehu< kled Then 80 loUng summer and lier woodlaikl chc r 5 Brow n;, Brunette, I and felt fine." Mrs Norene * flc:h. White). tli. v b, ran to think it the ftm'* ' ' Her '«'Idtlow rm tossing like a flum- l fUdd. 120 H. OkBiptM II HI . ; ■ tiling that ever happened, so they | ,I)1( | Hopkinsville, ICy. both laughed aloud. Bright streams where every willow “ Look here, do »you want to make shadow play WOMFN HAVE USED ........ * the sparkle is bon It in yo ur eves, How .‘.hull 1 ever say to her, Fare . up? and the ne*t moment y o u find well? “ Y-ycs, Joe * yc .’ ■* f saving, " O h , I feel so D AN IE L W H ITEH EAD 1IICKY. •Well, why didn't you say so refreshed." I first?” tie • ighed. Mrs Miller was soon In Mr Miller :. Before embroidering scallops, stitch I VBHH ■ ■ ■ ; arms C tP A N é *w . Æ AFTER 4 0 <J L f u T rue i J*»;; *>-••■ • i J* W E E K 'S I ’O E M Si RI P PEPSIN A way* asing the B lu e s Nervousness Went Away and suddenly — P Fcr Co-pletc List Write FORD COLLEGE iNc. F O R mmm HAIR ■ AND SKIN 4 41 5 S O U T H P A R K W A Y _____________________________ _________________ P 0»0 Stock, 44lk la 451k SkMt S o j d Be P O B O D f A l . f R S [ v t r y w h t f C CHKAGO, ILLINOIS * n ev . 1 , 1 - ma f » 'O H O V I i B 5 0 Y K i *lWMHMWHH«mNIMMMMMMM«»—>HHHWW»i mg you m m “ Uid it hurt when I slapped ;-'U?| t h e 111.1U1; lai m h. m « m a . I m i ■ il'v e bei-n worried aNiut It. * Her , hand went up to hU check • Just stung a little. Kay. I'm sorry too Ihd 1 hurt you much?” "W ell," she seemed to consider, “ It ! doesn l hurt now. anyway." '•* s, - Both sighed happily. They would PHILLIPS j have more scraps but making up i alter one was wonderful. ‘ Hay, what did it begin about anyway? I guess I .started it." I “ No. I did. Mama! W e’ve made l"or I roubles up " "u r A< i(| I The door was opened and Mr. and '*o io i s no* j Mrs Martin walked In *°U» STOMACH *U4RT« u » h “ You listen to me, VI. Don't you C°NSTlCAriON ever come over here like this again J*** *AU SIA and worry me! You're getting to b- a regular —’’ | “ Mrs Martin, don't talk to VI like that Did It hurt your feelings sweet heart?’” enllo laxative effect of Phillips* 11' fear of what will follow over “ And you young Miller, don't you M ilk of Magnesia. shadows the enjoyment of your be talking smart to Julia! You ,meals, your system may he loo arid. Many make a practice of taking young chaps are too nervy. When { Those pangs nf indigestion right a spoonful or two before meals Olio' you have any of your—" after eating and llint lump you feel or two days weekly. II is a delight-! “ Father! How dare you speak to in your stomach for hours after, the ful way to keep the system always' Joe that way! Don't worry, Joe, flatulence and sourness, are the sweet; and la keep the bowels front1 darling, he'll be sorry.” symptoms of over aridity. T ake an growing sl’ .ggish; nlso t j guard” “ Come, dear, let's go home where anti arid and neutralize the excess against auCi intoxication. you won't be insulted.” arid You won't be comfortable "A ll right, darling." Phillips' M ilk of Magnesia will until you do. elieek a rold in a hurry. Just take a Mr and Mrs Martin started alter I'liillips’ Milk of Magnesia will spoonful at three hour intervals them as they went through the door, always check Unit condition of until that weak, achy, feverish Joe’s arm around VI. over-acidity. It acts pleasantly, bill condition is gone und your head is “ Well, I ’ll be — began Mr M ar promptly and most elTerlively. It all rlear. > tin. but struck his hand against a xnjiphcs needed alkali to neutralize vase and broke it the va.se, not his G et a bottle lod av; read the excess unds of the stomach and hand. directions and learn Phillips' Milk bowels. Ileadarhes, flatulence, nnd " - damned!" Mrs Martin finished. of Magnesia's many important uses.' nausea are promptly relieved Tour Inking at her vase and the backs of For you uud the whole family. 'Jfw digestion will speedily improve. und Mir. bottles ran bo obtained her daughter aiul son In-law Your appelile will tic sharpened. at drug stores everywhere. Constipation tpiirkly yields to the — TH E END - SOUR s t o m a c h BE P O P U L A R AND HAVE LOTS OF . “ IT There’s a certain charm about strong, v i ‘ orous, healthy women which men simply cant resist. But women who are weak, run down, undernourished and ailing . n't have this charm. Such wo- rn n are seldom popular « ith ^ „ , , r with anyone for that " ' “ “ or Yet it’s easy fo r every woman u d r , r ' r r ' u i h ‘U K and ..stem , V. restore energy and Strength, to improve the appetite and to V ive Y»u plenty of pep and % tal ly Thousands of women h-ue received amazing benefit ... | thi plendid tonic. Why no li t T t help you to he healthy and happy ’ ’f h i first bottie will prove effectiveness and merit, i ry it today. Your druggist sells the big dollar bottle of St.Joseph» (, K 1 *. on a money-back guarantee. b t ’* k ««.?w S 5 St. Joseph’s K P and robust hewltn will \r. yours.' This rich, vegetable tome Which contains nature's own roots and herbs, helpt to tone-up your i G.F.P. Q h e 'W o m a n * v o r u c Î