T IIK IIJ-U S T K A T E D F E A T U R K 8 K O T IO N — O c to b e r 1, 1ÍKU com pri iti vr tirili brlnrrm Ut# high aritooU and wondaiad about tha ari - ¡ nual ou troni# W#U. you know una arliool ro t.o au of Ut# "nir# children, wtitl# thr other la Inclined to br a bit arai Irt Aot«x dlngiy. Utr fuimrr ha* all Uva nacraaary " p a i r ligh t In thrtr own camp. Now, do you undrratand? l i t # aftrrm ath of th# Howard L in ­ eóla football a lt la realty quit# In l^ rta U n f, Patch year Phi ladri pin# ir Um to out do Waaliington In e n te r - 1 lam ina a tul v ir« venia. lovai Than k* | Hv (IK O lU il. H MI H IT IY , JK giving Uir In a li ipent rnouglt mortry I i < onlinued from laaA week I til lit# halt* and cafra lo k##p Ih# j m anagement* In money until New T #ui working on the English Y e a r*' And Ut# bout leggera I On# ovrr arm atrofce l N f f prow lum i one is iNtyirtf gaa now gives the muni (tower and piirdi with f«»r an elegant motor that he had the leaat effo rt. I am al*> brushing Ip »n mv abflilv lo iread Wftitf V Nl ahlptexl from ('añ ada see. you swim some dlctance on one l*rl#r‘a Lard and N t m I ot side and tlirn the musrlea of that Y ou lim it know ale »ut Peler I .ail .side get tight W hen you tread water year P rier had hu elevator job and yuu bring an entirely d ifferen t aet nule to M'hunl in hi* Kurd Then of muarleft in to play. IhU allows the mother bought a m agnificent mite- nei'»* sary relaxation o f the tired la n e iig r r gire n and Mlvrr dreant fuuacle* changing the .stroke does the unr thing for Hie body Peter met Henry (w ho I» me tit tuned * You #wini with your .starboard alen e» and a (h arm ing rottMii T o ­ side, to put it naullcally. and your day Peter Henry. Uie Kurd and Ui# heart or ‘portxide* high, farin g the lltnouainr are anelai dictator# In their *un l o sUengthen my lung., for N-| and a few other# Both are a* better and more controlled breath­ debonair two gentlemen we have Hut ing. 1 get Into about seven fe e l of wa’ er bob up and down fifteen or with too big Idea* twenty tun#» to Ihr b< ttom o f the 1 hr Jolmaon 1 ri« There I* tlir Johtuon trio Ruth pool. when my head br**ak# wat r J teaehe# school Brother Ralph U a inhale through inv mouth and cxhal- through my noae as I go down I light in on# of the Inaurane# gang* take Uns exerciar every day. either and lire« k. who la really too good before or after th r long grind looking to be a boy. jtiM playa Ida ' Dixie K id ha* a sp*cial gargle for basketball lid * fam ily l* lite moat me. which I take after each xwitn dlMUianl group In town Itrrck U the Hits Insure* one that his lungs and mitât «ought after college man In threat and n»* trils keep clear and Right after this. I take a »vo­ W ashington Ruth hai no boy friend# i Iran and Ralph has too many "w ive* " lution o f egg* and milk and some other thing» a special form ula of Then father boa.it* of hu nom not D ixie s Then I g * l a light body mas drinking and no one will tell him that .»gf*. a heavy maMAge lakra o ff the they are two o f th * biggest aopa in i.»: the shadow o f the dottle of thè Capi- The Daily Menu T h * S to ry of SWIMMING FOR FAME PO ISO N in Your bowe/s! |’oi-u>n% c*I ma <»rl»r«l m io Ih# #v#t#m front P min,' * a it# ili Ihr I m k I i , fa ll»# IH m I lir.nl.n hv, »ii»£j(lill. hllimi# roti ci il loti; »• Ili# tonjtue,' Ioni Ihr lirrulh. * j |» « iriK'\ i*lrrinflli and u#r\# forrr A it ili# «if | ii i ild u r ir » Syrtip iVpMn > a ili « li-.tr i • Ir- ubi# likr tliat. tfcntly. h a fm lm lv , in Inirrv. Ih # ilifTrrrnrr it «tilt tn.ik# in % ir frrJutjt* o v r r night utili prove i* m rn l lo yuu I m ( a ir i* «Ti »(u d irti ron tlip aItoli for f rv rn y a a ra 'lin a rt|*#iirnre rii ii»lri| Inni lo multe Iti» |>rr»< tiptmti j i-l « h i t tnrn. ao m rn . ohi |»mplr ntwl i 1 Im i nr«-lra%.iiit l . o l r iiiiitx i >4 lt In |»r«>p|# of all n i f i 1 bai « « h v Iti (-alftip u# il U r.illr.l, i« Ih r iir m I populaf lavalive Il(W|T-Infra »# 11 . D# W B ( a i li va i n a S H U JI> PI PSIIM 1 D o tto ri rill J u n e (« ra d u a te W hen the Idgh orhool tinned out It#» June gi actuate* one young ladv of smart and wealth) (Mtientug* »but hoprlrM ly dull» languidly Informed me that. I l l probably go to Hrvn Mawr You know. M other w ai "23 irt*m there and the old man Ju*t cleaned up on life race# And girl, the tag* 1 in in fo r ' ' / »u n ity / a x t U u t » H t’ r r K K E R r t W ill gladio tel • »lie how I *1 rested ritv tremble Miller. Htatlon D. Dr pi /. bti*. Oh o HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE i. »If t*do««d IWiW ( m § 9 t9 u % • of in « • > »« l»« f • * i*»r* r. diurno D ora w ai am ong th e ftr»t tw *nty- five in h e r (I# m H ut th e o th er# aay th a t she .should h a v e been f u rth e r ***** !>*<** I*ora ha* relative# w ho a re ’‘up «urtMai •m ek »Acre p o altlonaily sp e ak in g , an d hi itc r u a - \ r n you m y d e a r, r a n t gel a ro u n d 1 II A 1 June Wedding Tom and dear Helen had one beau- I tl u l J im .' hoUM. « m illin g ‘ » t w lilr h • ••«• «Oro r »IKK « M* I o r is» rs-ir »•. it --t .i I w as bride*maid • ‘M iry went tu live (1‘ "* #t hi* home Hhe c r a v #1 parties and Tom dldn t Ho when she gave her • »•■A M first one Tom stole o ff to a hotel. 1 »• #•*•■«» •« W W••*»•#(•• * ‘ Now Helen ha* gone home to stay if m until Tom disclose* the name of ' the woman" he was with I W hoever thought E\e would get married? Hut Eve foreaaw pnaMbiil- t ic # In (»aving gam bling debts, tul- | Don*, buying clothes, nnanctng a busi- U( ite*a and getting a car for on* male ' -r—* KVM #•*.«# I » « at laig r at tlw tim r» 1 **t VMfe ! *he got a receipt for her troubles «..#> •« * < • 1 » %*mà - nomtmrnm U .. |«w. Mr* Harry Hall And happy - .« rvroKR co. iw»« I« r R» U m « m <«av I n (ilr U i»o you • R âvr lo i ■ t • I ▼ • * l « l Ifcr t l | f / ò r W O M EN ~ThU businem of ratin g is funny to me It U very im portant that I • 1 <> w I n . and tfcftt I H i IlM thing- that make me fat I may drink as much O r a* I like as it adds fat to thr b dv that i* ntccasarv in the body refueling (»roce*# c f a long dl-i- im icr swimmer 1 drink orange juice every morning and alter esch p rac­ tice .iWtin. 1 can |jaek awav as much ire cream aa mv * y ^ in will hold • The follow ing li a typical daily nwiiu Urcakiast orange Juice, ce* r*al. milk, ham and egg# and toiat. dinner putatoca. slrak vegetable •up and Germ an meat balls, supper lima b*ans. nee. milk, ice cream ll#w He Le#D about Future *T went up to Toron to with the intention of winning that fifte e n - i i ! helm in rnr, w h y nhotjU In I I h » v r c o n iU i’n c r in m y . i l i W liil^ I rtid n w t i n i h u m r r t . th rt* - t& s lill « lot a h " a d of me l » m ; i i l l m tigl^ » m i li» v c n o i p g u l * r , Kiri. M u y b r m ini.' i u n g irl w ill c o n ic » I ng U trr. worry «bout ra tin g» Clever tactic* will attend to that I f your «on drive* a *harp roadster, and can carry" his liquor, then «end him over He may make a name for hituM-lf K r M u t a n . lian a T h e Krlday night function* that your town pa|irr exploit* werkly j can l even be mentioned III the same category with .those o f W ashington are enviable Ermine But n l * » i u i h r < 1 1 . B n O t r l g I Really, they know you fumed when you lead about opera cloaks out o f be-chaufleur- th rlr danc# In New York CUy. last ^ « » ( O l thoroughbred* with coy month. Well, they are as charming debutantes all mend their way under There Anri abort BrMlhln« r*l » * « 4 • bon f«w »»4 a group wf teachers we ever knew * canopy Into a smart lobb> here in D C As an explanation for they wslt Uie lift. Up you go to a hail b r M n n o lw rsl r«Jloitli>«i »1 t i l » f IS »brio r» e t t a g to«». and Wtirn p r f M u r « ihetr refusing a girl an invitation to o f m agnificent proportions Flowers, • *»*’*• o n hlo !••«<•■ o d « n l T d o l |M r S « |r their dance allow m * to say that Mioukler*. diamond* and bor- H ill they mere Mtnply living up to their tuxedoes It is all very ele- ( O l.l.t.M M k l l K INK ( O M P t N Y | ¡1 1 1 mv d p t! **Mon wman t meant IOC I*«#». M l . A M # » « # . U s pass her u p !" ( I happened to have W ashington' Strange enough th# charm ing fa m ­ ireelved on* o f live coveted tin If a ily o f our Congre-vinian do very lit ­ tlons Hence the b o u q u e t...). tle entertaining TYiey are socially Hli Wife H*% lloi.ir W hen our amusement park mas Amt ‘ that way** back home, in Chicago, o|iened only me titled ones filled the howevrr Keeping llwiband# at ll#«ne place from morn to night But when Society matrons have a hard tim e r w . Iff « f t « . t a t i M i ll n tru tih b ttn g a charming student ft lend of mine p t l ' t l l v h ( « ' « I f « N u l M t»#il«« ,rrturned from Uie park one night keeping their husbands at home He- • , • I............. ... • • mlth her escort and found Ills w if- tween the vivacious co-ed and the so- t VIM I f r m n U M t t i i i M i n t i I f i n g t *#!*•• R f n i t i w f i v J t J h » H at home tile trouble britan Kor trlend- phi*ttcalrd acliool niarm. they have n a d f fK. u H t b l i o f «»^«n« n hapf>* l l t w f « j wife took lirr boy Irtrm l oui there, a trying time tryin g to ke.-p the old v o u flf « (»>• <1 la trv a la ftl ■ •n ..» n a -f* .tf« (* loo Then .«*td-hu»bai « 1 cleaned It fogey* away At all the young dance* 'b a ?aTlo«»b. ( o n t l n a e d on p age 4 rouragi- any "undealrabte" company, H. P la n ta n a S o n , In c. but they khowed up. a* uaual We n n k c T iv a s RAVtl MARK SRCKR! X M .n ry B r a o M y n , M. V. 1 u n n rrra ia ry im ooi i(ai tono ownn tn our tuba, no' W ater and swlmmiug brings up the rsrucui#»# fr*# American tvirtiin» I laaua o f a w - » m v **a r,k b M a a f1^ awe-o ■ "• * • • «. * t colony, tl»e laiwland* T h ere you u^o.v, m » . .. h o « . i have to produce a true pedigree, to Uoo.adMttoo.Wd4 riurvlve (lie race, a I>r before your « . « o «do o» i l i o lio name, a pair o f dice and a w ife wtio arine MA atta li» i ivt memi «Acntnc can mix wlilaky anil aoila I f not Loaa «toan. too. a .- then you are "know not " I f you want O arer BO T e r n r a u t to laugh, go down but "don't feed- ( I O a KS oro doto« W tlic-aiilmal.'.." K / f e e t t a r e Urne f u r O.roh Orodol 0**»u d • Anyway, we like I t ......... r o t t i » u i t u t t i Howard'« C * ed« CMAktt. dolo ....d i W 4 to t , « ; « ori— ..4 lU o W ll n t n e o ." K e d h . t . O " . » « • T ile cylinder w hirl» about tile U ni* l o o . . 4 P r o p . . » . A o O » l d b 1 1 n l o iW h O . verKlty, In Waahnigton T o my mind, «HA . . l o . U . IO I...IW . f » 0 . Po» W— - » ' " Washington M really no place for a . . 4 l i . O ' . i . . . . o 4 d . o , g o W 4 . o d l o . w ■ g » M # j « Ì O O A II college .. H ie collegian* pay their i r.o. tuition« to spend a few hours In class Al f*«r tiratila» at ira» U r tria l M i and then dash off In quest for a NOTiai Itadüh *W AtÀITM iWo »«■«• la e M «...e t r a i - l a i . i r — aa aaa A T I J f ! 'b id " for a forthcom ing fra l dance [ P I A N TUN A SON. III#. T h e cut ' co-eds ifirst fam ilies) don't M IMnr? Alrrrl Vtraaklvn. N V- K C m im S Ì Z S Ì Ì k ì • • SWELLING REDUCED W OM EN Suffer No More TH E W A T E R S T A R W a lte r Jo h n s o n Id k K M O H T ' And llien there la mv liobby o f airplane building I would Ilk# to be able lo devote more time to that B O f that ii a great hobby t j have I guea* \Otf would 1 id stuff m It that make* It m > absorbing I have done quite % bit of model building, but I l»ave had to give it up in the last few years to la c k > til# more necessary job o f making acme money to live on T H tell you another thing that I v .ft N P iM M k lt have alwavs w in ed to do. and that I* the English C h v n n T swim. ITI get around to it bv# and bv'* ' And there h i * the at', r y of theae "w ater gypsies. JoluiMon xrvd RauTn* Jackson a story of human pathow mixed w an hope and 11 % ; ni bu never despair And Wie gleam they are follow ing fam e and money the ag -old gl am bec kon* to all humans of an ad\entur us mind T H E END WORDS OF PRAISE FROM WOMEN WHO REALLY KNOW “W H A T A W ONDERFUL P O W D E R ” S (i| i D o / tf A t d orrn a , I , star oI " H o t ( Jhot olatri and " L i n ky to M r y " I I f f to u t t f / m u i n r f i t o i k amJ H hat C.omplftntn /*#*..irr. h t so soft mnJ f m r am.t f r o q r a n t , #*./ nokrt fvrty uoman more a ttra ttiti t h n ly t ¿ o n J e r fu l.” y o t i J r r u r e a l­ M m Del!/ M iC erm ad u f 'im m illi •* the tt* f( anJ in rx riu n v f tacietj tirchi. HAVE GLORI OUS COMPLEXION BEAUTY W ITH TH IS FIN E POWDER W h a t a th rill y o u ’ll set ax y o u sm o o th th is fine, new - p ro ccsa p o w d er o ver \o u r face a n d s e e h o w m a g i c a l l y it lilcnds w ith y o u r com plexion, b rin g in g y o u new b e a u ty an d ih u r n t. (ien u in c Black an d W h ite C om plexion P o w d e r “sta y s o n -' fo r h o u rs an d its flo w erlik e p erfu m e b rin g s add ed fre sh ­ ness an d lu re to y o u r p erso n a lity . F i v e t r u c - t o - l i f e tin ts : W h ite. F lesh, F in k , B ru n ette an d High B row n. By co m p ariso n w ith m an y p o w d ers sellin g fo r 50c an d ♦ 1.00, (ien u in e Black an d W h ite C om plexion P o w d e r n o t o n ly m a in ta in s its p osition of le ad e rsh ip b ut also becau se of its large sixe package em p h asizes th e value fo r w hich it is w o rld - fam ous. Go to y o u r fav o rite d ru g store o r toilet goods c o u n t­ er a n d ask fo r G enuine Black an d W h ite C om plexion P ow der. P ric e 25c. Accept no su b stitu te . B efore you ap p ly pow der alw ay s sm ooth on G enuine Black a n d W h ite P eroxide C ream to p ro tect y o u r sk in an d h old y o u r p o w d er on fo r h o u rs. L arge ja r 25c. If jom f«aari |N (m alar Mari ^ A # M m m /| ✓ Hra«. 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