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The Advocate Clean Fiction Human Interest Features W B ri« C • MB • »«iik M i 1*4 . € è t r a « « THE II I .USTKATKD KKATURK SECTION— June 27, 1931 A4*«r!»•*«( BfiMfifBUIttn 64 ■> True Stories Achievement Stories Pictures la H i t Illustrate* Pestur* Section were po - X. • u* du nut depict pi incipit« unie»« so esptio*»* TAKE A N ’ PROCEED Too la te lit * o n c o m in g r u s h in g M ark 99 saw tlie I i in i t e t l , lik e g ia n t a liuge to si is - finte th e v \ « T o s s in g w i t h h im . By C. \ CONNER I threatened to tea r it from it.s | columns, while his number , elevens simultaneously sli ved low reverse and brake pedals through the alread y saggin.; floor boards. It iokiM T . Jones was not a psychic lull he had a atro i|t premonition that sonudhinK w ar ahont to liefall him. Ilia o rd in arily rln-wy d ark color The Immediate cause uf lUxikci's had Riven way to one of a I piesentlm rnt lay almost In fiout of more or less vivid green, | him In the form ol the Night L im « Im p ly contrasting w ith a ited. It had whistled (or the cross- p air of protnidiiiR eyeballs | lug. but no such sound had learticd and a desperately locked set tils ear, possibly due to the many cou- nirtlng noises mid groan* that lit* o f gleam ing ivories. A pair o f enormous hands, recently acquired chariot had been glued to the steering wheel, .sending fo ilh as It piotested vainly KEEPS HAIR i n p l a c e ALL DAY L O N G Put a l i t t l e Pl uck met White I’om i<lo Dressing into your hair then romh It the way you want. That's all. Your hair ' lays down” instantly, looks xofi, smooth and glossy, and stays that way alt day long. This aiunr.lng pregaral Ion is winning men, Itoya and bohlied hair girls hy the thou* nands herau.se it smooths out their hair quickly ami keep* it neat ami K< ussy. To get I heap marvelous re- aulls, just do this: first cleanse your hair nml sculp with Genuine Itlack nn I White Soft .Shampoo (price 2.r»c). Then apply Genuine Itlack ami White Pomade Dressing. This die.,xing will ■h-light you. It’s not sticky, not gum my, not greasy. Ami it instantly ainoollis out the most stubborn hair. The Idg jar o f Genuine Itlack and .White Pomade Dressing is 2' j c at your druggist. BLACKEWHITE »O M ADE DRESSING against the heavy toot u|>on the a c celerator. And now with flapping doors amt sliding Hies, ttir good slop Lizzie. with one Hooker T. Jones, froren to the controls, wa* rapidly approaching a I n worse late than she had but re- c»n lly escaped at the hands ot tSimon Ooldberg, Hebrew owner ot the Htar Auto Wrecking Company — Hooker was literally staring through a knot hole Into the undertaker'«. The whole Ill-fated venture now rose sliatply and clearly In Ids m em ory. Hooker had ambled Into the Jew'* rm|iorhmi Just as the latter was about |o dissert and tile tire lew re maining usable parts ot UtElc'a ca r cass ( ioldlreig had promptly coaxed from Hooker's pocket, as n down jvijp- inent. a ten-dollar bill earned by lpng hours ol tedious labor, 'the lialanf« of fm ly-tw o dollars and ninety cents bad been made payable In weekly In al itlmcnl The fact that the greater ttortlon ol the balance was coiii|>oscd of "In terest and brokerage charges" had been completely overlooked In Hook e r s inlml try the overiKiwcrhig urge ol ownership. Hr had long chert lied a desire to own an automobile and Hits had seemed Ids otqiortuiiity The mortgage had been duly drawn nil and signed, alttiodgli Jones had been dubious ol that formidable document and had labored suspicious ly to assimilate Dial clause which read : " I f the parfy of the second part. Simon Goldberg shall feel Insecure or unsafe In this security, then and in such case, the second party, Simon Goldberg, may Immediately take and proceed without notice to sell the said propotty or any pait th e re o f" Hooker had signed tqron tire He brew a glib assurance that It was all "merely a mailer of form .” He had then been given some very meagre In struction* a . to the oliera (ton ot the velitele While Goldberg accom - Itathed Hooker to the opposite run ning board. Ills able assistant perceiv ing the broad back of Mr. Jones to be turned, stole the few remaining loots from (lie tool box Goldberg had Itiety eased him to a liosltlon behind the wheel, solicitous ly wished him tnm voyage and sped nun m en tir on tits way. After two blocks ol fairly success ful iiiaiitpiiUtlon llie car had sudden ly wheened asthmatically and com pletely expired In I he midst o f a busy Intersection All Hie itbnne and caustic advice which had been heaped ii|K>n him by a frantic tiattic cop had left huji undaunted, ipl had luouglit iixHwn tnfVibly H tit» attention ttir ingolli ami poipcd latex qi'x’J ot gaso line, WHHi-Vpirg'iMw-O«« <Vr to ‘ lie v'ptb ittr D M ' pdudi> t^ '»A -r Way» and i » a Aii- of viTtntmso o f *tu> coveted fluid, tlie tinnsA<A««**>xwn(f O oldberg having com pletely and entirely ex liausted hts finances Hy dint o f much persuasion, plus tlie deposit ot tlie spare lire, he had ntled tlie mpty tank and ngam braved tlie perils of downtown ti attic. Having passed safely tlirougli tlie su- burba. he had settled back In the scat, king of all he surveyed, and watched F.ND S U M M E R COLD — with St.Joseph’s Lax-ana (double strength). Combines le st cold medi cines with quirk-acting laxatives Ovenpght results or money hack Now for tale at all drug stores. IA X -A N A n r iM m m iiiin ■ n m tlie country road roll up at him with a feeling ol .sublime exhilaration. A low, rakish roadster had slipped noislessly from behind and vanished down the highway, leaving Mr Jones with a mouthful o f dust and a re action akin to ttiat ot a bull to a red flag Obsevsed by the spirit o f Bar ney Gldlield. Mercury, et al, he had thrown caution to ttie winds, liglit- t-ned tit* gitp on the wheel, thrust his Jan forward, pulled Hie hand throttle to the bottom, pushed the toot-feed to Its limit And. despite the greatly Increased laments ol the rtiarger. In full tine and cry he pur sued T oo late he saw tlie oncom ing L im ited. rushing like a huge, black giant (o dispute the crossing with him A shrieking of brakes, a sickening crash, a body hurling through space, a gathering ot w hite-faced crew and passengers Mr Jones painfully un- drained hi* anatomy from tlie friendly embrace of a spreading oak on tlie op|K>»tte side of (he track and slid to Hie ground Among tlie first to meet him was n o less a personage than Simon G o ld - brrg, who had boarded the train in the city. He recognized Mr. Jones, then hi* glance flew instantly to tlia remains ot the luckless car spattered thickly over the scenery. A deep, heart-breaking groan arosW trorn the innermost depths ot hi* soul. "Oh, L.xwdy, oh. cawdC groaned Booker T . hi* angry gaze resting first on the wreck and then on tlie geittc- ulating Jew Shortly a great light burst u|Kin him and a Made trans fused his bruised face. • T uryiug to Mr Goldberg, the party the .sec ond part, he said: > ' r x "G o ‘head. Mistali t ike an' proceed!" ol Kr4 y4 tr f v f y f r l \ I T HEN T t y o u rtt WAVINE inf y o u r sca lp what c h a n g e '.akes p la ce . f rom rooks ro end your hair begins to str.iighlrn. It gets longer. You can SEE (hr new growth. And you ran comb and dress if as you please for now It is long, soft and silky. At your drag- gist's. Ur. o f by mail mtstpaid from The Boyd Mnfg. Co., Birmingham S lilM ly h it hr r n r . t »1 ihr lU cklra. H c n ltlty