TH K H X r S T K ATKt) K R A Tl'K K SKCTION
April U . 1931
DOWN FOR THE COUNT
A Different “ Short Storv with A k ick ” T o It!
H» VIN CEN T SCOTT
Ii coMittc uvHiiun I k vmii b\ the dis • srvw th
Among other thing*. she
mjhi ' c ,- ot jin equilibrium. m > dot** culled him imme-. names that slung |
•itiuu in m tu begin by the disturb- him «nut made him flinch as if he
Sum hud bullied Clara belle ever since
he married her, and he never dream
ed that she would ever resist, hut
she did and—Oh Bov! Read this
story. Complete on this page.
Sum w e a man of .«oU*»n when it
urrt*»nett ti- >|iiMtiRf Uluru Hr II*' II«*
hutl learurd Ihut It wiy u ie le » to
*UUi with he«, unit he found that
pljntliig hi« big ti t between her r»e«
proved rttrctlvr In winning u point
s«» «»a th b m rudun he lU rted in to
tube her the %horteM «.«> home via
(h f «hot«* worki vlbraUnt beneath ita
»hr h dlr finite
gigantic U iundfrlni the World War
and 8am counted himself In
ItetTiiiAr he had been an elevator
attendant in a Harlem apartment
house, he gave hi» occupation a* in
door chauffeur. The fifteenth New
York Infantry cluinied him
Tliett
things t* Kan to happen and happrii
fast. before he knew what It w a « all
about, he was marrliing up the gang
plank to tire tune of "Over T lierf."
He felt tiur littleness a* he boarded
one of his Uncle Samuel’» giant bat
tleship*
IiU liking for water hud
k> en limited U) quenching thirst on
ly: but now lie wan seeing inure water
than he had ever seen before, and
.somehow he wasn't thirsty.
Two da vs out. and Sam hud Joined
the long line of r ill-bird». adding hi»
moat recent
meat to tlw li»t with
those who were feeding the ocean, but
they were not to indulge in thU re
lieving pastime for long
A sub
marine whs sighted in the distance,
and the order wa* given to clear the
deck
All hand* ducked Uusftdc; the
hatches were closed and locked be
h»»l
been
<w
r*-d
with
«
wlui».
a nee of an equilibrium
Sam M a o
hind
them
'There would be no more
by s inner creation had begun his
Sam t m a num of action »h e n it
until they entered the
tquihbrium was badly shaken.
He pertained to quieting du m b « Ilf he deck liberty
safety zone.
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had just lost his perfectly good Job
had learned It was useless to argue
The Irony
of It all. thousands of
because of a misunderstanding with
his employer, and to top it off. his with her. and he found that planting Black Men from every state In the
*A ife. Clara tulle's tongue lashed him his big fist between her eyes proved union, not having power «if choice,
very effective in winning a point. So were forced to accept the World War
o r auppre.v,rd. U «
I « l» ir > W hen irre*
as their war. and not hem* invulner
on this occasion he started In to take able would most certainly shed their
Tr.i rrph P.lla
Recur
nd^U b v ih o u x a n d -
K «r'
W r u - o d » v fo r r*
her the shortest way home via the life's blood in defrnat of their cou n
« FRK*
A d drr«« N A T IO N A L M I D I
INST I T i l L
I N C , M ilw a u k e e ,
WO-
try. This Was the Negroe»’ chance to
. list it route.
3am scored two strike's to his credit, free their country They held no tual-
□ I n n il IH dT'ilS-V o Maller II»» fixé and his wife received two sixteen acr; they did not reneg The black
n i I J I I U <»r o l d the l l w
o r W h » l 'i the
race is an invincible race
Had you
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caudle power black eyes. She was not been In the hold of the ship with
,:niu*. Dr Panter'* T r e itm e n ' used :u cct- -
«or -ver 'S )r«r» .n the m • t severe to be outdone however, and from them on tiie Journey over there, you
r
Write now Hr. Panirr
some place between the head of the too. would have thrilled to the Hing
K m »« I -Ht, Chies«*.
ing. as their voices joined In har
bed and the foot of the stair she drew monious accord, moaning In rhythmic
a gun.
precision, “ Somebody’» in Trouble
Straightway Sam took a notion Lawd. Come bv Ifeah: Somebody’»
rather suddenly that distance and lots in Trouble Lawd. Come by Heah
of It between himself and dnrabelle
Even In the face of death, the un
would be healthiest for him
She conquerable "Blacks" sung The ves
fired three shota but Ham was built sel with its human cargo, reeled and
so close to the ground, two of the tossed like a rubber ball on the waves
bullet« merely succeeded In punctur sometimes careening so far to one
ing an already thoroughly dilapidat side, it seemed a* though il would
'd hat, the third shot found Its mark never right Itself, but It sailed on,
In hts shoulder, and he went down and the singing continued. "S om e
for the count.
body's In Trouble. laiwd. Come by
quickly reduced
Send for FRFP booklet
Sam war. counted oil* in this In
w hich tell* how th oojan d « have rid Ib rm - stance. but Just about this tune a low Hath
Black men are natural-born light
.elve
of
thi* dangerous ailmenr which rumble began over In the Old Colin -
I— its t o
» v i
ip u jn y
• ■
M a rta s
er*. They were rushed to the front
, try. It kept growing In volume until line trenches because of this fart; the
Inc Deg«. t. Adtan h.
war M
I b Dp m * M l I m I
sum
Mor.by went to battle as though to a
picnic, next to reaming a Herman
with his bayonet, he was overly fond
of sleeping; and shell-fire didn't pre
vent him In the least Sam was used
to explosions, he had lived with Cla-
rabelie live yearn, and so far as he
scrip tio n C-2223 was concerned, tins m an’s war was
If s t if f , sw ollen
The D readful
Ju»t another little fracas for him to
on this d isco v e ry
joints; sore.inllam-
A che* and
He brought three Helniea in,
and now thousands quiet.
med m u scles and
single-handed one day. and was dec
Pains o f
of men and women orated for It. W hin asked how lie
th ose a g on izin jf
M uscular
e v e ry w h e re are did it. he said. "One oh de Herman
aches and pains of
Rheumatism
getting blessed re gemmens, hit me on dr haid when
rh eu m atism are
and Kindred
quoatfrmed
lief from the awful ah ain’t lookin’ f" He was
making you miser
m that kepi
Ailm ents Yield
to r tu r e o f rheu him from seeing the Hermans Ah
able and wretched
to This Original
matic pains. Pre was clim bin’ ovah bahbd wyah, and
and preventing you
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s c r ip tio n C-2223 got hung up. so while ah was busy
from leading a hap
o f a W ell
n eu tra lizes toxic gittln' loose, dey hits n»e ovah de hald
py, a c tiv e life —
from de rear, an dat made me fight-
K now n
acids
in the joints In’ m ad !” The condition of the three
take Prescription
Physician
and drives out pois "Huns’ was proof enough that Ham's
C -2 2 2 3 and g e t
onous waste matter lighting blood had boiled.
quick, sure relief.
Ham Morbv knew enough to play
C-2223 is the o r ig in a l pre from the system. As a re lackey
for his superirrr o f f s t n , and
s c r ip tio n of a well-known sult, stiff joints become sup
by so doing. received a good many
doctor who treated thousands pie,' swelling goes down, in favor» deprived his comrades While
of rheumatic cases during his flammation van ish es, those shining tli#* captain’s »hoes one day,
a meninwerfer bomb dropped nearby,
lifetime. His great experience sharp, piercing pains cease- -
the captain asked Ham would he stay
taught him that rtieumatism quickly. Try C-2223 today! by him ft another were to drop close
in most cases was caused by
to them
Ham pulled his huge flat
AM prtwrl^lwn drug atore* kav* «a
feet b le th e r , dropped his shoulders,
band !(« «« «• *I m fcalMn «4 *W* 4«x
the accumulation o f poison
twr'« law*was P rweri»«*»» < -/til wk«rh
extended his kmg neck, and folded
ous waste matter in the joints
tl \*r ~<H m N t * r*w wu aa abnaltitw
his bam like hands anraaii Ills barrel
a —fy-W t (iirsatM
and system. He based Pre-
rhest; his Jaw quivered, and his voice
was shwfrhtg high and querulous as he
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE
DON’T LET RHEUMATIC PAINS
ROB YOU OF HAPPINESS
m
aiuweretl. ’‘Kurnal. 1 am t goln' to her quietly, «tie was smiling now. und
was sleeping
tell you no He suit Kf one ob dem 8am
THE B tU
things bust cUwr by me. 1'U Just i
natchrlly be oblig'd to go-way frum
heah
Hut pirate, suh. don t you set
. * i4!!<>/.
•• kw » U wh .
me down a* no deserter Jiu»t put me In |
,
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«*r«? • MM •( ■ • • ■ < * •
da book* as abend
wntout leave,
■ fg ic sa AS feu n o
'causr Ml be due back jest rs soon es ,
IJVt IkUiiT MAt JIB Ik
toot Sloan tUf Am-
I kill git mah brake» to workln' "
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li*«
... Ik* t in 10 01-
Horn did not know that a bombing
I f o a 1 f M* IMtM 4 k
plane frum tile Father land was flying
0««wk
M •
r o iiim
« v i s r
two thousand feet above him. nor
CM*aa » m ^ ..~ « »-» u.k.
« .f c U 4 l,- « I*.. H .„
did he know it* me w a g e r o f destruc
m u » r i« » .« « s « » 1* * ti »I i« it « i« «
tion hail already been release«I but It wok ..W.W.
n u r ., m u m ii >i
M »lk
trfulMUUMMU
is a.s well he didn’t know
i~au W I m u i u t i i i «>■«...—. iih »* ii
p . m
a
r t m jii . u .
r o
He had barely Mulshed »{lrakliuf
n •■«Miutii. * >
when the explosion cam e; deaths a-
Minen m. .k.i.«ii. u i t i i « i i i i u . f f » .
II>« h » « U , iUu'WMv« AIIVII I n i U w
grni had arrived. 8am was blown im
ih a*M. I« (kf ti*ik •I si I mat. n»wii
•ff Into ethereal space, up. up. be rut muu t l i u m m e n vouas now i i
went to the gutes of Heaven Clara-
belie aa standing there, weeping, he
« « » s i s t o r I an « » i t
wonder’«! why; she was Having som e
thing. hut he roukln l hear a sound,
then he ik'gan to full. down, down,
down. but Clarabelic staved right b e
it him !!<• vui.s «timing down I t '
er than he went up: it made him
nervous
U m UI now nufjr Ih* rich. W*«.ih]T »ltd
"Whnr L* ah m a t?” he bllnketl
high no**«« wer* Ih* enlf ait*a that
his f>cs in Ix wiUlc i m* at and looked
roui,I <ri il. hut no» we have •*iher«vl
ll friMti ih« MT*n pwinl* of lb* r«Mh
aiouiul; he wasn t on a cloud at all
• im I v o i t«M) c a n o w ia in II
CluitilM'lle utuw«*red him between
H* id to l>« Ih* 4un>«( bt leger nt * mm |
soba. * You 1» goln’ to be awright
hielt in Ih* world he convince»! of Ih*
honey. Jest take it kill a easy. I‘se a«)
*ui*jlitg wmtderv in IhM powder to
brin« you g>*d lurk lit immey mailer*
‘«irrv I hurt you honey, how does von
and l‘(*f Hi ins* good hirtwli l»« you
feel?” It nil came bin k to him now.
and keen« evil one* a*«r This *wcr*l
He hail regumed consciousness: tils
l* o » d e r
*|| th e grtori lu ck o f J oliu
U .« C o n q u e ro r ro»tl, lin W ilq ii* , M *g
mind was clearing up He was on u
n*«|* H*n«J tan r 1‘ nw tlrr M n i f f brink
nice clean hospital cot. and in misery; ,
m g lu ck l>*g*. h o 'y nil » in» D ra g o n «
his shoulder paim d him. but Clara-
-ring ( o y o u all
ItlunJ
*iitl «I d ■mill
y ou r w b lir *
<l*t hap«»V *1 nnrr
b«*ll«* wn* sorry nnd besides, lie lovett
• M* 1 m o »
ru n
her.
A I m HU o o f g r ttu in - New O t Urm.
Bill there wa» .» third party ill the
Van Van. r<n»l lin in g (h e n il« o f (h e
room, a police officer
lie .»tart«*d
anointed, wrtlh fu ll ip e r i a ) d ire c tio n *
for you to u e
IIU «a u a h ou ld o r d e r
questioning Sum und Hum "lied" C la
a l once Sand n > in on ev ***y |h* p u n
ra be lie free o f all blame. "Ah never
t It 00 plu* a frw rent- p« '
wants to see another gun. sho miff ah
age When h* firing« || In you Money
back If no! delighted He member or
don’t,” so spoke Clarabelk*
"You 1
der at once Ju*( ptln: or wrrlle yaut
be**n out ob your hald for two d a y s ’
ram* and addre** and «end It !.> New
I Is dat, mi' nil been piace.s. doin
(Hlean* fmiwut ng Vo, )6t r SMh
Street. I hlrag* llllw*la. m<1 we will
things dr hoi' time I'sr tired. Clara-
«end Itila to you at on«*, ao y«»u ran
belle lemme sleep
t;e| a quick -lari to ha|>plnr>*
Clarubclle c I ovm ! the door behind
S-ALWAYS HAVE LUCK!-$
N E W ORLEANS
LUCK
POW DER
A Baby In Your Home
I have an bon»*gt |»mv. r« treatment for at •ilit y due to I .inrtional wrahneaa
^and general ailment*» of women whi. h I ha« naed with wonderful
success in thousand* o f caseg It is t )* result o f
over thirty-five year»' experience and has been
praised in the highest terms hy hundr«*.lsof married
women, chfidlfhts for years, who regained their
le^allh and then h w in ie hnptiy mothers. Mrs F.
\ 1». (South ( arolina) says, " I ain just writing yuv
1« *di»»rt letter as 1 have not time io write you aa
I would like to. Hut I must say this - that 1 linve
been wonderfully Ideeaed since taking your
medicine. Stcriltonc with a line litlla l*ahy
\
girl.” Mrs J. J. (W i consm) writes, " I t la
l *** thmug* your wonderful proscription, ho.*,
tor, Sierdtonc, that I h«\ e a ten pound bn by
boy and I thank you very much for your
meuu .n e.” Mrs K I. W (Ohio) says, I
hardly finished taking your medicine until
I discovered that I wee pregnant. ” Mra T.
A. II. (I.ouiaisrui) says. My laat period has
l»een a normal one, and frre o f pain. ”
I W ant 1 0 ,0 0 0 M arried W om en
W h o w ill accept a Treatment
I want every woman who la aiok, run down, or who baa
bean denied the bleaainf o f mother
may b* (h# ona in .»n . by whji'b
hood on account o f aterility doe to
yourmitlank on lifo may b , crow n««
functional weaknaaa to know about
with hap|rin«is.
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thi» nplendid treatment. If you will
»end me your h in t, and aiblrcM I ’ ll
gladly acini you ■ treatment and a
copy o f my hooklet, " A Hahy In Your
■e. x w m U D I U , *
H om e," which tall« how touaa it and
S I * I»
many oth e r thinga « » « r y married
woman
ahould
know.
Both
will
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