THE
N e w s o f the C h iirrh e s
FIRST A. M E. ZION OHURfl*
417 Williams A v e , H. I.eo Juhutlon
miniilcr. Walnut 667J.
Th« Stranger's Sabbath Horn«
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CRACKSMAN
AND CLEVER
BURGLARS
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST
82ud St. and 39th Ave. S. E.
A.
Bible
Suhlmth ScluMil, 10
M.
S tu dy, II A M. Y. F, M. V. so
ciety, 2 P. M. Mra. K. O. Johtiaon,
IK'lulcr. Vinitora w elcom e,
By WILLIAM K. GIBBS
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be ekuii »lu i, Kuk. Cv.l
ANTING
bnsty glance to the
right and left, and having the
appenranee o f uue being pur-
■ued, a well Urt-aaed man atnek-
ST. PHILLIPS MISSION
ened lila paee befure an Imposing of-
Rodney at Knott St.
M orn in g nervier, 11 a. m .; Hum flee building.
The town clock* »truck all t\r«t the
day School, 12 m. A rchdeacon
une III llie eourlbouae tower, and then,
Itlark in ch art;*; Mr. H. ('ohm, lay further away, the one In the city hall.
render. A cord ial welcom e uwaita Title one struck five times »lowly, hesi
you nt St. Phillip*.
tated » moment, struck eleven time«
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„a.,—
with great vigor, elruek once with a
SHILOH BAPTIST CHURCH
big. Anal boom and wak through. No
amoutit o f repairing could cure the
76th and i. Everett St*.
city hull c l o c k of th!» peculiarity. It
Preaching II
in. and 8 p. to
kept time but kept It according to a
Sunday School 10 a. in.
private way o f |ta own.
p. m.
!*aa«lng In Itetucrn the marble pil
■ o
■
lars llial guurded the entrance of the
HKT1IKL A. M. E. CHURCH
Trade» building, the man Ignored the
l-arrabre and MrMillen Street!
elevator» and begun to aaceud the
Rev. F. X. Runyon, I'aator.
»tatra. Four flights up, he turned
down the corridor. He pa use. I, re
E. L Jameiun, Ai>i*tant
moved an afternoon paper from bis
pocket and read:
KaUkliU,.! II Year* In r.rtUn!
"Dr. James Whltbeek, 4flfl Trades
C. Q B E W O C H IN E S E building, left for New York tlila after
noon to deliver a lecture before the
M E D IC IN E CO.
medical uaaoclatlon, on til» recently
perfected cancer cure. He will he gone
C
a.
B Y. P. U. 6 JO
C. GfcE WO. Ih* »«II
a W e e k ."
k n o w n 11 nr Italia G baa
maiia a Ufa a lu d r of
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l-.ie M r l
b r O r ia itU l
liatola, ll r r b a . Huila a m i
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lh a r a fr o m
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«pemdarfttl Ifa rb a r a m
atila« In U iatr w alte up
l»»t i -'b n t u o r narrtrttea
ara umm I ¿ |< a r f a c I I 7
hat titlaaa. a nd m a n y
r « t d « a nd barita that
ha I M I ■ »• «B k l
lo Ib a matUaal tiiofc*a|«tii o f I'n ln y.
A V O I D O l'k .K A T lO N H by U k ln « h i* ram atila«
In lim a f< r M o n u u h , ( «>u*ha. C olila, Ith ru-
m a l tern, k P itt«). L u n « , L i t a r , C a t a r r h . M oud.
In fla m m a tio n , N n t r a l r ia a n d a ll fa m a l« a n d
c b lld ra n 'a a lim a n la . C a ll u r * 1 ita*, b a n l by
m a ll u r p a n a i puat.
C. G E E W O C H IN E S E
M E D IC IN E CO.
M H
A M . r H I . . . 1 , » .
W . r .r n n
TM r4
STW'T-TtX
HAS ENJOYED SUCH UNEX-
P E C T E D SU CCESS IN TH E
PAST YEAR TH AT WE HAVE
D E C ID E D TO A D D A FEW
MORE BEAUTIFYING PREP
ARATIONS TO OUR L I M I T
E D BUT EFFECTIVE L IN E
77ie fo llo w in g ia o u r
c o mplmto Hat
,
S lrn lt-T e i lla lr Refining T on ic
nee
K r A n n k in k y , t r u l y , c tia n c h e r to
par hattla
medium, medium hair to good-
S fr itlf-T r x lla lr G r o w e r
25c
N ot only promote* growth o f tha
par coa
hair, but makra it *oh , pliable and
luiuriant. An c*cclient prcaaing oil.
G lo a a -T c i llr illiu n tin c
Me
Makra the hair aoft amt |loaay anti
pa kaiil*
keepa it in u kk I m od u li*» without
leaving it oily or gumm y.
S l r u l t - T e i llo rtv *
• 100
la a vegetable preparation that *C-
p v cm
tually atraightena aiul rratorea the
original color t o gray or failed hair.
Colurjwrriianent positively will not
rub off, nom atter how often the hair
la shampooed. Three ahadea: Black,
Brown and Chestnut Drown.
K okom o Shu m poo
Me
par kettle
la made from pure cncoanut oil;
rleana the scalp and roots o f the hair
In a natural, healthy manner
Bronze Bounty Vanishing Cream
Me
psrlar
Is m soothing, grraeelrea vanishing
face cream that will not grow hair.
Bronze Beauty Lem on Cream
Me
pariar
Is nourishing, softening and stimu-
lating to the skin; is Ailed with a
triple strength o f oil o f lemon—mak
ing It a mild, bleaching cream.
Bronze Beauty Fare Powder»
Me
pa in
Are suited to nil torn p i n it ms. Can
be succesafullv used on dry or oily
skina. The shades: H igh B row n
and fir o r u s G low are favorites.
M ollygloaco
91.00
prr tat
Is a special hair straightener for men;
positively guaranteed to struighten
the moat stubborn hair in from l » t o
i0 minutea without the use o f hot
irons W ill not Injure the scalp or
turn the hair red.
A C K N T .H
W A N T E D f c VKKVWI I KRK
Strait-Tex
Chemical Company
With catlike elepa, the figure crept
toward the door which Imre, In mod
eet letters, the Inscription— James
WhittWCk, M l> The clang of an ele
vator door alartleil the otodgy figure.
He paused, llateued Intently, then triad
the door. Much to bis aurprlae, It
opened, and be stood facs to fare with
u tall, dark, middle-aged man o f pro
feakloual hearing
“Good
evening,
doctor," he said blandly. "I did not
expect to And you here." The voice
did not betray what was passing
through the speaker's mind.
n u r
"I’ll tell you why I’m her*," ven
tured the newcomer. "I'm Barrett, of
Central detail, and I came up here to
catch u thief."
"Wliat'a the matter, have I been
overcharging my putlcntsT" questioned
the other, smiling.
“ N o; you don't understand. We're
after a man who call» himself ‘Jed.’
We've been on Ills trail for weeks, hut
we can't seem to gel within hailing dis
tance, We don't know what be looks
like, bul he Invariably leave» a note
for the police, signed 'Jeff.' He make»
■ specialty o f doctor»' offices."
"Why look for him hercT"
"For the very good reason that you
are supposed to he well on your way
to New York. The afternoon paper
any« you are to drllver a lecture In
New York mid left thl« afternoon.
‘J e ff w-orks while the doctor» are out."
Then, In ■ confiding tone, the speak
er »aid:
"You see, I'm anxious to make the
'pinch' myself, as It will give me a
stronger 'puli' with the chief, I have
a proposition to make and If .you’ll
help me. I’ll he sure to get him. What
do you sayt Will you?"
"O f course; anything I can do will
give me greul pleasure. You cun count
on me."
'Thanks. Now my proposition Is
this; Jeff Is shrewd; he will prelend
to be sick If he finds yon here. You
give hlut something, and while you are
doing that, give him every chance to
get your watch nnd your money. Then
I'll do my part."
Barrett's persuasion won the other
to the agreement to stay as long as he
could nnd still catch nn early evening
train for New York. Barrett screened
off one corner of the room, and select
ing a comfortable chair, began hts
vigil.
A second figure, abort and squatty,
entered the Trades building. He rode
up to the fourth floor and walked bold
ly Into the doctor's office.
"It's lucky I found you here, doe-
tor." he begun, almost Immediately, “t
wna talking with a man this nftemoon
and he recommended you to me. I
need something for rny nerves; they're
all gone to pieces, you know."
"That so? Come In the consulting
room and let me look yon over." The
usual routine of a physician over, the
“ patient" w m given a ainall dose of
liquid front a hottle on the doctor's
desk. As soon as he saw he wus not
being watched, the "patient" turned
the contents of the glass Into the cus
pidor. nnd turning to the doctor, said:
"llo w long before It works?"
"II should tnke effect Immediately,"
came the reply, but you had better let
tno examine your heart."
The "patient" unbuttoned his rent
und vest, nnd ns the doctor bent over
nnd placed his ear to the other'* chest,
tho Intter extracted n wallet nnd
watch from the former's pocket.
“ I don't find anything the matter
with your heart, but you had belter
take another dose o f this," and an
other dose from the bottle wns given
thu "patient.” This time he waa
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watched and be bad to swallow It lie
thought It quite the worst o f anything
ho ever had tasted."
T .*t uio know bow yon feel tomor
row."
"Y e*—" a hand was laid roughly on
iho eiwaker’a shoulder. Interrupting
S3?s£i?lu SÜuTii It ¿H j*L .tu iti J.Äi ï
:ÎÙ iSí ÿîfâüi ¡ßfirfc ,fit 35.
C m »M i Chaip Sal at 8*y
hie reply. "What'S th* moaning of
Adults, Week day Matinee 30c;
this?" he demanded, when ho had re
Evenings,
86c. Continoti# 1 to H
mgs, 3Tx
gained his equaulmlly.
p. m. Childrien 10 cents all times
"The chief wants to see yon, Jeff."
calmly unnounced Barrett. "W e’ve
'queered' your little game at last. 1
Those Foreign Diseases.
happened to see yen lift Itoctor Whit-
CUT FLOWEKS I FLORAL DESIGNS
beck's wallet and watch Just now. Ho
An Amsrlcan physician goes abroad Clerk* Brae., Florista, Ml Murria »■ St
you're a 'dip' too, eh? We didn't to Investigate noted water-cures, and
know that before."
says that when be let It be known he
W E BUY
“ Well, you got me.'' sulked th* prlc-
Knights o f Pythias o f N.
was rich he waa speedily Invested by
onsr, dejectedly, "but I’m no piker. I'll
A ., S. A ., E., A ., A . and A . !
diagnosis with all sorts of deadly dis
go quietly."
“The*# will mak* me feel a little eases. with the assurance that tbe
(Operating Under Sttpervl- ¡j
more secure,“ remarked llarretl, as he cures plus starchy fees would insure
sion o f U. 3. Government)
•
fastened the handcuffs on the prison speedy recovery. Well, at that. It Is
4 1 5 % Malvern A venae
J
er's wrists. Turning to tho doctor, b* about tbe best news turning from for
Hot Springs Nat. Park, A rk. J
said:
eign parts In a long time.— New York
"W o’ll want to see you probably, Herald-Tribune.
KmwA ua Four atrip manta. Wa mail you chock
i H ot Radio-Active W ater Furnished b y the Governm ent-;
when you get back flora New York."
tho MON day wo racoiv« good a.
"But what about my watch and my
I For All Baths. Sanitarium has 10 Rooms, Diet and Operating Rooms ;
Grumpy Old Guy.
money r* tbe doctor naked
The cynicism o f Diogenes was
P ortland H ide a W ool C o .
"Ob. you'll get them all right. We
Hotel has 56 R oom s; Telephone, H ot and C old Running ;
1M VMM AVtNUf MM TV, FM7UM0. MMM.
need them for evldenre and I’ll have shown In hla famous search for an
W ater in Every R oom . Rates $1 to $3 per day
|
huneat
man.
The
old
chap
seems
to
to luk* them to the station."
The two man—detective and pris have been mlsogynlstlc as well, for
B A T H R A TE S:
oner—passed out and closed tha door. the story Is told of him that seeing
?2 1 Baths . . . $13 .00— 10 Baths . . . .
$6.50 j
The physician called a taxicab com some women who bad been banged on
Made From Old Carpets "W ear Like
pany and aaki-d them to hare a taxi the branches of an olive tree be re
Iron."
21 Baths to Pythians and Calantheans, $8.50
;
In front of the Trades building In
D irect w ith tho M anufacturer. Abaohit*
marked: “ I wish all trees bore that L)«ol ftotisfaetton
Guarantee«!. H«ud in Y ou r M a
forty five minutes.
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lari*! or W rit# fo r 1'ncca.
kind of fru it."- Boston Transcript.
The outer door of 45(1 Trade» build
WKHTKKN FLUFF RUG c o m p a n y .
ing opened noiselessly. Two figures
M-U Union Avenue Nor.
Portland. Oregon
Combines Fan and Fountain.
entered stealthily. Aa the light was
One of the most remarkable palm D E C ID E N O W a b o u t 1 9 2 6
switched on, one who had been pres
I. B. P. 0. E. OF THE WORLD
ent at the little "drama" enacted thirty tree» In the world la to be found In
minute* before, would bare recognized West Africa. Ita branches grow In the
O u r A c<-r*ditcd (Thicks fo r
1SJ« »-111 h r b e tt e r than ever.
th# two as tha same detective and shape o f a fan. and always east to
K v r r y th lu g In d ica te s a b ig
prisoner, although now (lie baiideuffs west, and are filled with a cool, pleas
d e m a n d , tje t in to u ch w ith
us n ow t o s e cu re th e lo w e st
were not In evidence.
ant tasting liquid, which often saves
p rice s . ISth s u c c e s s fu l yea r.
“ tiuewi we gave the obi hoy the allp, the lives of travelers whose water Q l l E E N H A T C H E R Y : dev lbdd
t*SO
1ST
AvINUC — ItA T T L C —
Jim." said Barrett, "lie fell for our
supply has run short. — Los Angeles
game like a two-year-old."
Light on Natural History.
They gathered up everything of Times.
NOTICE
value and placed It In a grip that
The discovery of a section o f a
Pastry That Hat Lasted.
seamed to have been left there for
large caribou horn imbedded in a
A collection of well-preserved pas swamp near White Cloud confirms the
their eapeclal benefit. Both worked In
Dahlia Temple No. 202, I, B. P.
alienee. Neither knew Ihut a pair of try. made 1,300 years ego. Is among
belief held by old-timers that Michi
O.
E. of W., of Portland, Oregon,
eye* watched them from behind the tbe exhibits sent the British museum
gan once was the habitat of this north
meets the 1st and 3rd Tuesday
same acreeu that had formed Barrett'* from western China. It waa buried
ern game animal. This is the second
nights in each month at Stag Audi
hiding place a short time tiefore.
with a traveler In the Seventh cen
torium. All visiting Daughter
Barrett broke the silence. "That's tury, and Includes delicate biscuits, find of this nature within recent years
In the same territory.
Elks in good standing in their re
all we want," he »aid. “ If we've over
pierced and worked until they look
looked anything. I'm sorry." As the
spective Temples are invited to
like
filigree
buckles.
two emerged from the consulting
Map of Silver.
meet with ns.
room, they faced a .44 caliber revol
A sliver map of the world, exhibited
Porpoise's Diet.
PAU LINE YOUNG,
ver.
at tbe Royal Geographical society,
"P
olly."
a
full-grown
porpoise,
the
‘T h e game's up, boya," suld the
Daughter Ruler.
London, is the best of four such maps
man who, at that moment, was muster chief attraction at Brighton (Eng.)
In
existence.
It
Is
a
thin,
circular
ROSE CITY LODGE No. I l l , L
o f the situation. "I ll take my watch aquarium, has been trained In three
LU LA HUBBARD,
silver
plate,
and
commemorates B. P. 0. E. of W „ MEETS the
and money."
Daughter Secretary.
daya to take food from tbe hands of
“You're a shrewd one. all right. Doc tbe chief attendant. Polly now de Drake's voyage 'round the world, 1577- 2ND AND 4TH WEDNESDAY
1580.
tor Whltbeek," parried Barrett. “ We
EVENINGS OF EACH MONTH
vours seven pounds of herrings each
take our hats off to you."
AT THE STAG AUDITORIUM,
Syracuse Lodge, No.
day. and her rations will be doubled
"Cut that chatter and face Uie wall."
Srength of Wood.
381*4 E. MORRISON STREET.
1, K. of P., meets the
They obeyed. "Now I’ll Just relieve shortly.
W ood is one of the strongest sub A L L
VISITING BROTHERS
second and fourth Fri
you of these cannons. There, that's
stances in the world, but its strength ARE CORDIALLY INVITED.
day nights each month
Shelly’ s Words.
better. Now. unload everything you
at the Stag Auditorium
Ills words are as flexible as any lies in one direction only. A thin strip
have In your pockets and be quick
T. H. WILLIAMS, E. R.
about I t "
38134 E. Morrison S t
words: the rhythm of some modulat of wood cut with the grain will with
STAG AUDITORIUM
At the point o f the revolver, the ing air seems to move them Into their stand about three times as heavy a
BOYCE
STRAIN, C. C ,
38V/2 E. Morrison St.
two culprits did a* they were bidden. place without a struggle by the poet, pull as steel wire of equal weight.
225 Mead St.
"Sure you haven't missed anything?" and almost without bis knowledge.
E. J. MINOR. Secretary,
ARTHUR NELSON,
asked l be man with the gun.
Oldest Church Bell.
This is the perfection of true art.—
419 Abington Bldg.
'T h a t'» all there to, bos*."
K. of R. & S.
The oldest known bell still in use Is
Walter Bagehot.
' llow about the bracelets?"
in the parish church o f SL Mary of
“ I’ve got 'em." replied Barrett, dog
Loreto, at Villalago, in the Abruzzi
Kind Intervention.
gedly.
A Vermont man tripped over a 1 mountains. Italy, and is dated 600
‘T u t one on your wrist and one on
your pal's," ordered the man with the fallen tree and broke his leg while i A. D. So that for over 1300 years
gun. "Now. let me give you a tip. My chasing a skunk. Providence some ^ it has called worshipers to prayer.
car Is waiting down In fron t; don't times employs hard methods to pro
you two make any noise or try to fol tect humans from the result of their
Good Ancient Philosophy.
low me or I'm afraid I might lose folly.— Boston Transcript.
It is desirable for a ruler that no
control o f my trigger finger."
man should suffer from cold and hun
"Aren't you going to send us to the
Awakening of Old Madrid.
ger under his role. Man cannot main
■stlr't" queried Barrett, somewhat
Madrid Is now one o f the busiest tain his standard of morals when he
surprised.
Meets every first Wednesday night in each month at 8 o ’clock
and most progressive cities of south has no ordinary means o f living. —
“ N o; I hadn't thought o f that."
at its
"W ell, that'» »ure white o f you. ern Europe, and the sleepy Old world Kenko Hoshi (Japanese Buddhist
Headquarters and Club Rooms, 284: j N. 17th Street
spot
of
former
days
is
no
longer
rec
Doc."
priest of the Fourteenth century).
All ex-service men are welcome to join. For further information
Then In slow, measured tones, came ognizable. Skyscrapers are going up
CALL BROADWAY 5426
SAMUEL MALVERN, Pott Commander
tho reply:
in groat numbers.
Two Things to Mind.
"D octor Whltbeek left for New York
“ It ought to be easy.” said Uncle
this afternoon."
Married to a Tree.
4 6 '.V :^ ü ',V V Î'
Kben, "to lead a safe and peaceable
"W hat?" came from Barrett an<l his
A Hindu In the Junjab cannot be
life. All you really has to do is to
pal. almost as one word.
legally married a third time. When,
"You heard me, now keep quiet.
mind de Ten Commandments an’ de
therefore,
he
wants
a
third
wife
he
Is
That chauffeur Is waiting and I don't
traffic signs.”— Washington Star.
want to miss him. especially since I married to a tree, so that when he
have to carry thl* grip you were so actually does take another wife she
Novel Food Statistics.
counts as his fourth.
generous ns to puck for me."
A healthy man with a good appe
"Say. pard,-’ began Barrett, “ you're
M O R T IC IA N S
tite in 70 years assimilates over 96
clever, but who are you?"
A Definition.
tons
of
material,
solid
ad
liquid,
or,
Keeping them both covered with
Montgomery at Fifth
Our idea of a stingy person is the putting it anofher way, consumes over
his revolver, the msn picked tip the
fat
lady
who
hopes
she
has
gained
1.280
times
his
own
weight.
Phone Day or Night
grip, opened the office door nnd In
serted the key from the outside, then weight so that she will get her m on
Main 4322
eys' worth out of the scales when she
answ ered:
We Belong Already!
"I'm Jeff.”
j drops her penny In.— Dallas News.
There are so many societies, organi
The door closed softly, key grnted
zations and what not, that some day
In the lock, and he was gone.
Canned Provender.
people who don't belong to anything
Although the world outside is eat
at all may organize on that account.
ing less of American canned milk,
W o rte and W o rte
— Detroit Free Press.
“ The needcessitle8 o f life '(tear to fruit, vegetables and fish, it is con
he going up ull the time," In the cross suming more canned meat than ever
Birds Have Two Speeds.
roads store, announced Gap Johnson before.
Birds have tw o flying speeds — a
of Huntpus Itldge.
normal rate which is used for every
"Sny they ure?" returned the pro
A Crying Need.
day purposes and for migration, and
prietor of the emporium.
And wouldn't it be a wonderful an accelerated speed which is used
"Ye-ah! I see whur Just ylste'd y
A superb toilet necessity. In four shades— Natural. Pink, Brunette
they took and lined n feller for whal thing if, while ntuma was getting a for protection or pursuit.
and White. High-Brown Face Powder has earned its place in the
in’ his—p'tu— w ife." — Kansas City permanent wave, pap could buy a him
esteem of the most discriminate and skeptical users of toilet ar
Star.
self a permanent shave? — Dallas
Prehiatoric Pottery Jara.
ticles by its own distinctive merit and the complete satisfaction to
Morning News.
Gigantic pottery jars, hAving a c lr
be derived from its use. Also a large assortment of toilet requisites
cum fcrence of more than six feet,
Thoae H appy C irlt
for the lady who cares.
Cylinder Measurements.
have been discovered In the prehis
Girls are cheerful things.
We
The distance around a cylinder In- toric ruins of a city o f cliff dwellers
evolved this gem of thought by
watching three of them—perfectly creasea 6 Vi inches for every inch of unearthed near Goble. Ariz.
Manufactured only by
contented tinder one umbrella.—Louis thickness of a layer of material placed
ville Courier-Journal.
on It, regardless of the original dia
THE OVERTON-HYGIENIC
meter.— Science Service.
MFO. COMPANY
P O R T L A N D
H IÖ Ä M E
VAUDEVILLE PHOTO-PLAYS
LODGE
DIRECTORY
Portland, Oregon.
Pythian Bath House
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Spanish Believe That Bread I« Sacred Food
Do you ever throw away your bread,
writes a friend of the Companion, or
even toss aside a crustT In .Spain It
Is against the law to do so, I sin told
by a newcomer from Unit country.
There Is nn undent belief that bread
la one o f the flrst foods God guve Ills
children, mid therefore It Is a sacred
food. To Illustrate Just what happens.
If you are careless enough to throw
bread away, let me tell you nit actual
Incident that occurred In Barcelona.
A little Spanish hoy left his house,
enllng a slice of bread, but he soon
tired of It nnd, without thinking,
threw It down upon the sidewalk.
Hardly had he done so when a hand
grasped his elbow and he looked up
Into the face o f a policeman.
"You cannot throw bread away Ilk*
that," th* man told hint. “ You are
hrenklng the law. I’lck It up nud conte
with itte."
The hoy. startled, picked tip the
bread, and the man drew him ulong
down a aid* «treat until th e/ caiue
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Final.
Necessity may know no law, but Its
decrees are never reversed on appeal.
two — Boston Transcript.
to a sheltered corner between
buildings.
"Kiss the bread, hljo mto, and lay
Grmany's Pioneer School.
It carefully down here on this stone
The first open air school was estab
that the dogs may eat o f It, und It
shall not be wasted," commanded the lished In Oermany over a hundred
policeman, and the boy did as he was years ago.
told.— Youth's Companion.
Sea Salt Content Shown.
The salt content of tho sea Is about
M itled
The other day King Ilaggot, who ta 35 pounds to 1,000 pounds of water.
nt present directing Bill Hart, got the
shock o f hi* (Jfe when King, Junior,
came up to him and asked;
"Daddy, what kind o f an automo
bile hns God got?"
“ Good heaven* I God doesn't ride
In an automobile," exclaimed Baggot.
"How come you to at-k such a ques
tion 7"
"W ell," explained Junior, "ut Sun
day school we hud to sing n hymn
that went, ‘If I love Him, when I die.
He will take nte home on high.’ *—
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