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Pythian Bath House
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Interesting Features for the Entire Family
Probably one
ffl
Kni|>!it8 o f Pythias o f N.
A., S. A., E., A., A. and A.
416*A Malvern Avenuo
Hot .Sj.rinKH Nat. Park, Ark.
KOI
troubled
T u rn s, o s t r i c h
HoiuHlilne was wrong with lb »
children. Iter tourtecn heentlfnl P —
like Ivory gluhes, liud iiuioied tutu
fourteen lively )■*> g bird». They bad
eaten gravel for aeverul d»ya after
they came out uf the shell, which all
oatrlch mothers know Is the best thing
for their young atomucha, but after
that they didn't oeciu to thrive. Kuther
Oatrlch had brought them the tender-
rat leuvet and twlga, and even oome of
thoae wonderful watnnnelona which
grow on the edge of the deaert, but
nothing agreed with them.
“ What'S to he done, my dear?"
roared Kuther Oatrlch In hla loud. Im
portant voice.
“ Well. I don’t know. Father." aald
Mother Oatrlch. "hut It doea seem to
I
LULA
HUBBARD,
Daughter Secretary.
Syracuse Lodge, No.
1, K. of P., meets the 1
second and fourth Fri
day night* each month ; "Now, Father, Don’t Be Cros»,“ Said
at the Stag Auditorium
Mrs. Ostrich.
381 % E. Morrison S t
T. H. W IL L IA M S , E. R.
S T A G A U D ITO R IU M
B O Y C E S T R A IN , C. 0 ,
226 Mood St.
A R T H U R N E LSO N .
K. of R. A S.
381' j E. Morrison St.
E. J. M IN O R . Secretary,
419 Abington Bldg.
L e v i 1*. J on es)
P o st N o . 118
Meets every first Wednesday night in each month at 8 o'clock
at its
Headquarters and Club Rooms. 284'» N. 17th Street
All ex service men are welcome to join. For further information
C ALL BROADWAY M l
SAMI 1.1. M A IA LK N ,
CommanJrr
rÇ ".
m
g
J. P. FI NL EY & SON
8T. PHILLIPS MISSION
Rodney at Knott St.
Morning service, 11 a. ra. ; Sun-
i day School, 12 ni. Archdeacon
Illack in charge; Mr. B. Coles, lay
reader. A cordial welcome awaits
you at St. Phillips.
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merry voice which seemed to Ctxoe li-.a
right under Mrs. Ostrich's very toes.
"Hut o f course I don’t know for whom
you are marketing."
"I.ear me," ouat-ped lira. O-Sri h In
aurprlse and alarm, "dear me, who's
Interfering now?"
“ It's only Cheerups, Madam, and I
thought perhaps I could help you pick
out your fruit for breakfast, as you
were a little uncertain." aald the voice.
"Wall, well, this la luck,” cried Mr»
Oatrlch. looking down fit Cheerups
from her eight feet of height, and
winking and blinking her great eye»
with ttielr long lashes. "T o think that
| I should run right luto you. Mr. Cheer
ups. Why, all the Desert and Jungle
Folk* are talking about you and your
wlae Word» and your wonderful way».
Here I am In a terrible tangle, and
you appear right In front of ine to
unravel It. Miraculous, I say. slm[4y
| miraculous!”
| “ First, please tell me who you. are,"
smiled Cheerupe. "and what Is your
I trouble. I surely don't deaerve the
fame you »peak of, hut I shall be very
, glad to help you If I cam"
“ Oh. thank you. Mr. Cheerups; you
ire so kind. You see, I am Mrs. Os-
[ trlch and I have at home fourteen as
handsome little Ostrich babies as you
i could see any day In a twenty-mile
i run.”
"Hut I couldn't run twenty miles,"
J cried Cheerups.
"Ob, eictise me.” replied Mrs. Os
trich. "I forgot that you hadn't the
I long-distance apparatus.” and ahe
looked proudly at her tall, strong legs.
I "Well, my babies had their gravel
! meals for two or three day*, as was
right and proper, and then they didn't
seem to like the leaves and vegetables
which Father Ostrich brought them.
We just can't And anything they will
cut. And If they don't eat. they will
die. Oh, Mr. Cheerups, I'm almost
dtstructed I”
"Don't be anxlou*. Mrs. Ostrich. I
beg of you." said Cheerupa In a tone
full of kindness. “ I hare a plan. Just
lay a few extra eggs outside the nest
and ft “d the wee blrdlings on them
until they are old enough to eat other
things. And when you hatch the next
brood, you might lay the extra eggs
first, so the babies' breakfast will be
all ready and waiting for them when
they come.''
“That's a splendid Idea," cried Moth
er Ostrich. "Thank you a thousand
times. Mr. Cheerups; I'll do Just as
you say." and off she ran at top speed
toward home. Ever since, Mrs. Os
trich ha» followed Cheerupa' advice
with success.
Get Your Buffalo Now.
Washington. D. C.— Any person , who
can catch a buffalo bull from the herd
In Yellowstone park may hay« him—
If ha pays the cost. This Includes, be
side express charges to its new home,
i an expense of abont $80 for crating
and transporting from the buffalo
! range to Gardiner, Mont., the ship
ping point. The government sold 86
of Its surplus stock last year and this
' year has about 100 more to spare.
■
Ricardo Cortez, well known as
“ movie" ae tor, was born September
19, 1889, Ir Vienna. He le five feet
tight inch is tall and weighs 15C
pounds. Hi has black hair and brow i
«y «.. Befc re becoming a motion-pic-
tur* actor he had played minor parti
with stock companies.
c A
B B R E V IA T E D
L
--S T O R Y
T H E P IN K T H IN G U M M Y
World’s Oldest Umbrella.
The oldest umbrella in the world
till in the same condition as when It
rag bought, including the cover, is In
lie possession of a resident of Hobart
in Tasmania.
The umbrella was
bought in 1770 by a man named W il
liam Clevett in the county of Dorset,
England, who emigrated to Tasmania.
It has been banded down from genera
tion to generation and still belongs to
a descendant of the first owner.
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B E T H E L A. M. E. C H U R C H
Larrabee and McMillen Streets
Rev. F. X. Runyon, Pastor.
E. L. Jameson, Assistant
E s u h l i * ^ I t Tsars la P e e tln d
C. G E E W O CHINESE
MEDICINE CO.
C. g e e wo. th« *«n
known HerfceJiat. has
mad« a Ufa study o f
th« curstiv« properties
po« « « « » sd by Oriental
Roots, Herbs, Bud» and
Bark, and therefrom t
compounded hie truly
wonderful Herbs rem
edies. In their moke-ua
no poisons or narcotics
ere uced. p e r f e c t l y
harmless, end m a n y
roots and herbs that 1
he usee ere unknown
to the medics! profession of today.
A V O ID O PE R A TIO N S by tnkins his remedies
in time fo r Stomach. Couch«. Cold«. Rheu
matism. Kidney, Luna. Liver, Catarrh. Blood,
Inflammation, Neuralgia and ail female and
skildren'e ailments. Call or write. Sent by
mail or parcel poet.
C. G E E W O CHINESE
MEDICINE CO.
SST, Alder Street. 8. W. Career Third
Califorria'a Boast.
Sixty per cent of the flower-seed
crop of the entire world is raised in
ifornia; more than a him 'red tons
of nasturtium seed alone are grown
every year. If all the sweetpea seeds
raised there were distributed to every
man, woman and child In the coun
try, each one would have a fifteen-
foot row in the garden, and there
would still be several hundred tons
for export purpose.
DEAR, Aesop!” complained
Dumpkopf, " I ordered u
blue thingummy and they went and
sent me up a pink one. and thingum-
mies aren't supposed to be exchange
able and I suppose I'll have a terrible
me as If I could find something which
time getting a blue one for It.”
would be good for the children. I
"You won't If you go about It as a
"Chinook Wind”
don't believe you looked far and wide.
man would—as I would, for Instance."
This is a name given to a strong,
I ahull go a long dlatnuce awuy to
said Mr. Dumkopf vigorously. “ I would
warm wind and dry south or west
day, I am a faster runner thun a
simply walk up to the proper official,
borae, so It will be enay.”
briefly explain, and demand a blue wind descending the eastern slopes
of the Rocky mountains into Montana
" I don't know how far you'll go.“
thingummy In exchange."
aald Father Ostrich a bit peevishly,
-ou. Aesop, will you «ch a n c e It for and Wyoming, evaporating or melting HAS ENJOYED SUCH UNEX
for he didn't like Mr«, oatrlch'» criti
I 'net" crowed Mrs. Dumkopf admlrlng- the snow and bringing great relief in j
cism. “ but I'm sure you'll go wide If
ly. and the next day Mr. Dumkopf j cold weather. The name was probably PECTED SUCCESS IN THE
you go around In circles as usual. And
found himself briefly stating the east' given It because It blew from the ter- PAST YEAR THAT WE HAVE
mind, don't get frightened and hide
to the proper official and demanding a ritory occupied by the Chinook In- D E C ID E D TO A D D A FEW
your head In the snnd!"
blue one.
diana.
MORE BEAUTIFYING PREP
"Now, Father, don’t be cross." anld
"H ’m,” said the proper official, with
ARATIONS
TO OUR L IM IT
Mrs. Oatrlch. "You have the same
a glance that made Dumkopf feel like
bad habits that I have, you know.
Observant Johnny.
ED BUT EFFECTIVE L IN E
a pickpocket contemplating arson—
Good-by, I'll be hack before dayk." and
"thingutnmles not exchangeable. H’m.
“Now, boys,” said the school-teacher,
The following is our
*he trotted nway over the desert, her
When was It bought? Who bought It? “ the word novelette means ‘a short
complete list
s
legs moving so fast that her toes
Is this the one that was bought? Why taje.' You may now write a sentence
seemed scarcely to touch the ground.
not pink?"
containing the word.” A few minutes
"W hy— er—I did. I mean, she did. I
"I'll have to go toward those trees
Stralt-Tex H air Refining T o o le
later he picked up Johnny Brown's
$1.00
Refin-» kinky, frisxy, coarse h«ir to
don't know. Because."
and growing things over there,”
pa b«ttk medium; medium hair to good.
effort, and read aloud; “ Yesterday I
thought she. "There’s nothing here on
"Why wasn't It brought bark be
saw
a
foxterrier
running
down
our
Strait-Tex H air Grower
the desert fit for tuy bullies to eut."
fore? Have you a middle name? What
25c
N o t only promotes growth o f the
And she run so fust that all at once
was the sales person's number? Were street with a tin can tied to his novel pa
by LIU !«. Brown A Co.)
cm
hair, but makes it »oft. pliib le and
ette.”
luxuriant. An excellent pressing oil.
you born In this country?"
"Er— who. me? No. Yes. What?"
Gloss-Tex Brilliantine
floundered Dumkopf.
S ic
Makes the hair soft and gloasy and
Exalted Courage.
per
ktttk keeps it in good condition without
"Why blue? Did you ever exchange
leaving it oily or gummy.
k’ >
True
courage
Is
cool
and
calm.
The
a thingummy before? I f so. what
color? Was this spot on it? Was bravest of men have the least of a Stralt-Tex H erb«
$1.00
Is a vegetable preparation that ac-
---------------By MILDRED MARSHALL---------------
that? Were those? How much edu brutal, bullying Insolence; and In the pa
&u
tually straightens and restores the
Facts about your nam<; its history; meaning; whence it A
original color to gray or faded hair,
cation have you had? Why not more?" very time of danger are found the
d Color permanent— positively will not
was derived; significance; your lucity day ana lucky jewel “
“ Blydootl!” gasped Dumkopf, and. most serene and free. Rage, we know,
rub off. no matter how often the hau
tying the pink thin-rummy In an Inex can make a coward forget himself and
ls shampooed. Three shades: Black,
Brown and Chestnut-Brown.
tricable knot around the official’s neck, fight. But what is done in fury or
English hearts and It has continued
V IO L A
he bought a blue thingummy at the anger can never be placed to the ac Kokom o Shampoo
with great popularity ever since the
40c
Is made from pure cocoanut oil;
thingummy department.
count of courage.
per battle cleans the scalp and roots o f the hair
((E) by George Matthew Adam « )
r p i I K prnetlrully unique occurrence time of Shnkespeare.
in a natural, healthy manner.
The amethyst is the talisinnnlc gem
A o f nn old I.utln word as a modern
-O-
Hail Only in Summer.
Bronze Beauty Vanishing Cream
feminine name, without change of assigned to Viola. It promises her
50c
Is m soothing, greaseless vanishing
spelling or significance Is evidenced In success in love and freedom from vex
pa ¡u
face cream that will not grow hair.
Scientists
declare
that
no
true
hail
Viola. It Is one o f the few names ation. Friday Is her lucky day and
8
A L IN E O ’ C H E E R
Í storm was ever recorded in any sea Bronze Beauty Lem on Cream
which has not undergone n lengthy 3 her lucky number.
Is nourishing, softening and stimu*
<© by W h H l# r Syndicate. I*»a )
son but summer. The strange fact is 50c
proee»* of evolution from some root In
pajar
la tin g to the skin: is filled with m
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By John Kendrick Bangs
that the hotter the day the bigger
triple strength o f oil o f lemon— mak
n dead language. It has not even sub
ing it a mild, bleaching cream.
the hailstones will be and that semi-
mitted to revival hut has passed down
tropical countires may have the largest Bronze Beauty Face Powders
through the centuries as the Latin
•
A SUGGESTION
;
50c
Are suited to a ll complexions. Can
word for "violet" and will remain a
of all during the few storms there.
ptrba
be successfully used on dry or oily
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feinlnlre proper name signifying violet
~ h
‘ i « abode
.......
~ ron
skins. T
des: H
ig h B
J T P Y O U w o u ld A ll th e p a s s in g
and B r o n te G lo w are favorites.
to the end of time.
J X
d a y w ith c h e e r
J
Store Well Protected.
“ M a n is to man eith er
S p read fa r and w id e th e g o o d j«;
Thero are many Instances of the use
Fifty miles of wire are used in the M olly ¿Iosco
god o r a w o lf.”
;«[
n e w s th a t you hear.
>
$1.00
Is a special hair straightener for men;
of Violet In England and Scotland.
>! U pon
your
n e ig h b o r 's
v ir t u e s >! burglar alarm system of a store in
per jar
positively guaranteed to straighten
There Is the equivalent Yolande In
the most stub lorn hair in from lO to
3
sm iling: d w e ll,
$ London.
¿0 minutes without the use o f hot
France and also Violetta. But in Italy, O ESIDEIUBS ERASMUS, the au-
A n d i f so m e b it o f g o s s ip you
irons. W ill not injure the scalp or
m ust t e ll
where the Viola arose, there Is no rec
(hor ,,f the above quotation, was
turn the hair red.
L e t It be o f so m e k in d n e ss he has >
Famous Bags.
ord of Its having been used as a born at Rotterdam, Holland, In the >!
done,
jtt-
AG ENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE
¡•roper name.
year 1467. Ills real name was Gerard, ¡♦i O r o f som e h o n o r h ig h th a t he
A punching bag. The bag that the
has w o n ;
The common opinion of etymologist* but this lie changed—a practice which J
cat
got
out
of.
A
bag
of
candy.
A
:#! A n d e r e th e d a y « h a ll pass in to W
seems to be that It was a fanciful wus greatly In vogue In Ills day.
W
the n ig h t
1«; windbag. A bag of flour. First base.
name Imported from Italy hy Shnke-
Erasmus had been left nn orphan !♦! Y o u 'll Aitd tVie A y ln g m in u te » a ll > A potato bag. A brag-bag. A bag
d e lls hi
spenre and bestowed upon one of his lit nn early age. ami the efforts of his 3
A mailbag. A ,b ag of tricks.—
A n d w h en th»- »u n s e t g l o w » ou t £ pipe.
heroines In "Twelfth Night.”
But guardians were largely responsible for
y
in th e w e s t
Chicago American.
600 F IF T H AVENU E
however It may he, the Viola win Ills entering' a monastery and swear ;«? A n d you s h a ll co m e In to the v a le »
loved Oralno endeared the name la ing he would become a priest. This
PITTSBURGH, PA., V. S. A.
o f res t,
!♦;
F a ith , H o p e and C h e e r w i l l b e $
Uncle Eben.
determination he later relinquished,
*
y o u r c o m ra d e s on
*
“ Lendin’ money to a friend,” said
and by special dispensation from the }
T h e h ig h w a y s le a d in g
to
the
Uncle Eben, "is g’ineter show you
pope at Home was relieved from his
.
g o ld e n d aw n .
!♦! t © b y M eC lu r« N ew s p a p er S yn dicate )
>] which he values most, de friendship
monastic vows.
*♦.
!♦:
>.
>:
> or de money.”— Washington Star.
In the year 1402—the year that Co-
Itimhns first set foot qn the short's
of the new world— Erasmus left his
Cruel.
obtaining this release, he pub
home In Holland nnd. with the per lished aeveral o f his works. In 1510
A tremendously fat man stepped on
Obtained. Send model or »ketch
mission of the bishop of Chambray, he ngain returned to England where a piece of orange peel, floundered
and we will promptly »end you a
who was In charge of the monastery he w ig glien n professorship at Cam
about and finally fell Into the road.
report. O ur book on Patents and
where the lad was living, traveled to
bridge.
In 1514 he returned to the He was arrested for giving a street
Trade-m arks will be sent to you
Pari*. There he studied theology nnd
continent **here he lived until death performance wtihout a license.—Lon
on request.
literature and there he formed ac overtook him In 1550.
don Answers.
quaintance with many wealthy Eng
Krasmus was easily one o f the most
lishmen whose Instructor he became.
notable scholars of his day nnd to You Want a Good Position
One of these— Lord Mountjoy—was » 0
____ P A T E N T LA W Y E R S —
him can be given much credit for the V , r y w e ll— T a l i « th e A cco u n ta n cy and
Impressed with the monk, and became
305 Seventh St„ Washington, D. C-
reviving of scholarship in that uge. Bualnesa M a n a gem en t, P r iv a t e 8 « c r « t a j i -
two
so great an admirer of him, that he
C alcu la tor, C om stom otor, • 8 t a a o «ra -
O v,r 3d Y » « r « ’ E»p«ri«nce
Ila attacked the disorders of inonas- «1,
phlc. Penmanship, er C o m »ratal Teach
settled on him a lifelong pension.
ttclsm nnd superstition and was ac ers’ Couroo at
In 1407 Erasmus accompanied Lord tive in the reformation, although he
Mountjoy to England, where he was was scored by Luther for lukewarm
REPP a SON
<£) by IfcC lU r* Nnw npspsr H ym llcats )
graciously received by the king and ness. The “ I’rnlse of Folly** Is. per
— o—
where hla learning secured him con haps, Ids best work.—Wayne D. T h « fo rem ost R u alnam C o lla r « o f t h «
N o rth w e s t w hich has w o o m ore A ccu ra c y
Personal Attention
siderable attention from the men of McMurrny.
A w a rd s and Gold M ed a ls th an a n y other
school
In A m e rica . Send fo r our Ruccoea
Soon after
( © by O « o r (0 M « t t h « w A d a m «.)
"Never send a man on a fool's er letters of that country.
C a ta lo g
F ou rth S tre e t near M orrleoa,
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Portland. O r
le a s e M W a lk e r. P r «a
rand." admonished the Wise Otty. “ No. Krastnus returned to tha continent and
■16 Union Avenue at Palling
I’apyma, source of ancient papers.
It Is better to go y o u r s e lf suggested secured the dispensation from the popo
W d Deliver
P. N. U.
No. 40, 1926 Garfield 7019
Is
again
coming
Into
use.
relieving
him
of
his
monastic
vows.
Mie Simple Mug.
‘ ^ O m Mr rs.
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•Sabbath School, 10 A. M. Bible
Study, 11 A. M. Y. P. M. V. so-
i eiety, 2 P. M. Mrs. K. O. Johnson,
j leader. Visitors welcome.
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of
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to long and returns such
great dividends for so small
an outlay. • It keep* teeth
dean, breath tweet, appetite
keen, digestion good.
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always la its was-wrapped
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Preaching 1 1 a m . and 8 p. m.
Sunday School 10 a. m.
B Y. P. U . 6 30 p. m.
j
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ROSE C IT Y LO D G E No. I l l , I.
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A R E C O R D IA L L Y IN V IT E D .
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|
I
she found herself la the thick, deep
jungle.
"Now, I wood, r, she said aloud,
looking up, " If that breadfruit would
he to the children's taste."
MRS. O S T R IC H T O M A R K E T
Dahlia Temple No. 202, I. It. P. j
O: E. of W., o f Portland, Oregon,
iiiecta the 1st aud 3rd Tuesday
nights in each mouth at Stag Audi
torium. A ll viaiting Daughter
Elks in good standing in their r e - 1
spective Temples are invited t o .
meet with us.
YOUNG,
R ic a r d o C o r te z
d ie
FIRST A M E ZION OHURri»
417 Williams Ave.. 1!. Leo Johnston
minister
Walnut 667J.
6 / Grace Dii» Steward
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P A U L IN E
rcaeoxi fo r
p o p u la rit y
W ìih Choc r u p i ami tfw Quixies
Hot Radio*Active Water Furnished hy the Government
For All Baths. Sanitarium has 10 Rooms, Diet and Operating Rooms
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®
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(OpvrstinK Under Supervl-
mm o f U. S. (iuvernment)
Hotel has 5ft Rooms; Telephone, Hot and Cold Running
Water in Every Room. Rates $1 to $ 3 per day
B A T H RATES:
21 Baths . . . $13.00— 10 Baths . . . .
$6.50
21 Baths to Pythians and Calantheans, $H.50
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