The advocate. (Portland, Or.) 19??-19??, April 11, 1925, Image 3

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THE ADVOCATE
M r * . J o i u m ia liu c h k u .
Primitive Matches.
Marly mutches were called ludfer*.
■ ml a match that would Ignite by
means of rr 1« Ui.u was Invented by a
mau numed Walker, of Htocktou on
Tees. Knglund, In 1X2». In March,
11142, Reuben Partridge took out
l!rIt lull patent for a machine for manu­
facturing the splints. All these early
muti lies depended upon phosphorus
for their llgutlng by means of friction
Safety matches were first brought out
In 1X82.
LODGE
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The Appealing Charm of Health
Tacoma, Wash.—"Last April I
came down wall ilie (In' and was
mi wr.ik u(trrwards that I could
•carrrly draw around, and mv nerve*
were in irrnlilr «(tape. I had back-
achr* and liradachrt and my ap-
i.ctiie jail d me • <unpltteljr.
Hr.
I'lerce'» Favorite Prescription had
Inrli id nut li wirat lirnckt to me
once before when I had nerd of a
tonic and nrrvinr that 1 decidrd to
take n again and it very quukiy
relieved me o f the nervousne»«, back-
in . and in i-l i< hi ■ and my appetite
Mum returned. I was rcatored to
health, which I »till enjoy. I would
recommend Ur. I’ irrce’a Favorite
Prescription to every woman who
it ailmw, weak or nervoua."— Mrs.
Jnl.anna lluchkn, 3561 !'" Eye St.
The u«e of Favorite Prescription
ba> made many women happy by
inaktnw them healthy,
Get it at
once from your nearest druggist,
in either liquid or tablet form. Write
l>r 1’icrcc* Invalids' Hotel in Iluf-
falo, N V . lor fire advice. Send
lo. if you want a Inal pl,g. tablets.
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Marriage Solemnity.
The two stages through which mar
rlage has developed are: Marriage by
force aud marriage by contract. In
the latter stage of development there
waa a aolenin surrender of the bride
by her guardian In the Anglo Saxon
marriage aervlca. This ceremony Is
the prauuug, and the custom of "glv
Ing uway the bride" Is traced to this
solemn surrender.
Attractive Magazine Material
Madam* L* Brun.
Mine, lai Urlili was a French painter
who gullied considerable reputation In
Purls. Her pnlntings, historical pieces
as well ns portraits, were exhibited
In lite l.otivre. Mine, ile tienila apeaka
of the talents of Mine. U Itrun with
mueh warmth of praise, and complains
that the men “ sought to depreciate
her paintings because she waa u wom­
an."- ('Ungo Journal.
Cling To Machete.
The machete I* still the favorite
wenpon mid cutting tool of the Cu­
llimi«. who buy 4X0,000 of tho Instru­
ments from manufacturers In this and
other countries every your.
Cleaning Silverware.
Soiled silverware I* Instantly dean
ed if dropped Into hot aodn solution,
provided the latter I k eontnlned In an
aluminum vessel und tho ware touches
the aluminum.
Unlvertal Force.
Force, force, everywhere force! ‘We
ourselves a mysterious force in the
center of that. There Is not a leaf
rotting in the highway hut has force
In It; how else could It rot?—-Thomas
t'urlyle.
Chase Evil Spirita.
In many parts of South America
wooden crosses nre still erected on
thu outskirts of the towns nml villages
In frighten uwisy tho evil spirits.
Jor$etmg WHg&y
H ello D addy - don't
Slip • package In
your pocket when
you ho hom e lo -
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Give the rounds! evs
this wholesome lo«*-
lastind sweet - f o r
p ltM a rc iM b C M fil.
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V m It youn « f after
smottimi or when
work dr ad
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3rest little I
S u m « re f é . mi fa r « p I i c i m I u m
•n a P u m i »
unrh«nc*d
bulk AottWJ grad
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S trm gtK
N#v*v *oid tn
g( th« ImSor
T ìt « urigtiful iM tr im c**<or
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FRIT' — liter «tur* cm r*guMt to WALTER
JANVIER, In* . 4.7 C«fMl S* . N«w York
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AND HERB
R E M E D IE S
I f tnk«n In tlm«s pmv*nt op«r>
MtlotiN for I)lnbrt«Mi, Catarrh.
ARtlimit Lung, Throat. I.ivar,
Kidney. Kheomatifim. Wood.
Stomach nnd all female dis­
order*. ft ladder Trouble«.
The C. GeelWo Remedies «re
harm leu*, at no drug* or pot ton
are lined.
Computed of the
rholaett medicinal root», herb«,
hutlt and hark. Imported hy ut
, from far away oriental coun-
• trie«. Call 6r Write for Inform
at Ion
You Want a Good Position
Vory wp II—T nk« th« Arrountnnry nnd
itiininmN Mnna*«m«nt. Prlvatt HeoreUrl*
«1. Calculator, Comptometer, Mtonovra*
phlc, Penmnnnhlp, or Commercial Teach*
tr«' Courae at
Behnke-Walker
C . G e e W o C h in c ftc T M c d ic in c C o . Ths foremost lluslnesa College of th*
Northwest which hns won mors Accuracy
Awards end Hold Medals then any other
school In America Hand for our miceess
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Catalog. Fourth Street near Morrison,
NO. ID, 19Z5 Portland, Or. Isaac M. Walker, Pres.
Nrw Oi, «lion 2 «2 H Aider St., S. W Cor. Third,
Portland, Or*.
Kstahllnheri 21 Ynsrsln Portlsnd
P, N. U.
415Vi M glvern Avenue
H o t Springs N at. Park, A rk.
¿ H A R R O W A N D R O C IN
RAILS. C IIII'I'Y SPARROW sat un-
<ler an overhanging ridge of the
bouse on a shutter. It was raining,
■ml Mrs. Chippy was not happy.
“Never saw such weather," she grum­
bled. “ A bo«ly can't get a bite lo eat
while tt lasts."
Mrs. Robin sat on tbe bough of a
iree close by under aome leaves, but
•ho piped ber cheery song Just th*
“ Nsvsr Saw Such Wsathsr,”
Chippy Sparrow Grumbled.
Mrs.
same. “ I don't see how you ran sing."
■aid Mrs. Sparrow. "You are going to
have a wet neat If this lasts aud. any­
way, you can't get anything to e«t
with the rain coming down like this"
"Ob, hut It will make everything
nice and clean." chirped Mrs. Robin.
"And then think of all tho worms we
can get after the rain Is over."
•Tjverl" grumbled Mrs. Sparrow.
“That Is Just It. If It ever la oicr."
A S T O L D BY
Irvin S. Cobb
THE
C U R IO U S
"Itut of course It will slop mining.
Sirs. Sparrow," said Mrs. Kohls In a
cheery tone. "It always stop* some­
time, you know.”
"Just becuuse II always bus stopper!
Is no reason at all why It will stop
this time," snapped Mr*. Hpurrow.
“ .Turf lord: nf the wnv If mines down
on tbal roof und rims oil liuuu.u lie
s|*out, ‘nough lo drown « body."
"Hut ll won't drown anyone, Mr*.
Kpairow, und your best m-st 1* safe
behind that blind," said Mrs. Robin.
"Well, suppos« It was under the
water spout," replied Mrs. Spnrrow.
angry becuuse she could not make
Mrs. Robin as unhappy us she was.
Mrs. Robin began to sing merrily
and Just then tbe sun came out from
the clouds. "See. there Is the sun."
■be said.
"Yes, and a nice chilly breeze with
it to freeze us," aald the grumbling
Mrs. Sparrow. "Here we are all wet
with the rain and now we must shiver.
I am sure I will take cold. Oh. what
a world this Is for poor creature* to
This handsome young leading mji
live In. I am moat starved, too."
in th* “ movies" is an American b/
“ Look, look," chirped Mrs. Robin, birth. He went through the elemen
"there Is the maid In the big house tary schools, and then entered Yale
throwing out crumbs for u*. Oh. how- university. His athletic nature made
kind every one la "
It inevitable that he should go intc
"Hub." snnpped Mrs. Sparrow, "she ■ports, and *o It was that he mads the
wanla the cat to catch ua, I suppose. I Yale team for several years. It waa
heard her say my nest was s nuisance while at Yale that he met the promi
behind the blind und let It tumble. I nent producer who induced him to
Now did you ever bear of auch a cruel enter motion pictures.
thing?”
Rut what Mrs. Robin thought about hard world to live In. Things are al
building neste behind blinds she did ways wrong.”
not say, for stie was busy picking np
Mrs. Fobln flew away to anothei
crumbs, and Mr». Sparrow soon flea- tree. “ I f I stayed there and listener!
down beside her and began to eat.
to her fuultflndlngs I might get to he
“Great big crumbs." grumbled Mrs. ns dissatisfied as she Is," she chirped
Sparrow. "Have to peck and peck at "I don't see anything wrong with thl.
them before 1 can swallow them. If I world. It Is a pretty nice place 1«
threw out crumbs I would break them
live In, 1 think.”
np us they should be broken."
Mrs. Robin's way of seeing the
“There, what did 1 tell youi It's world was much happier than Mrs
raining again." she went on. flying Sparrow's, don't you think It was?
< « by M cC Iu r. N . w . p . p » f S y n d ic »!# I
back to her shelter place. “ It I* a
f *
H a v e IJ o u T V iis H a b it ?
H
signifying "mighty hattls
M AUDE,
maid,"
Interchanged In for­
whs
mer times with Mathilda, the first In­
stance of Us double use being the
daughter of Henry I, who was known
hy both names, nut this Is not Us
etymological origin, since Maude was
primarily a man's name. But Muud,
Muald, and Mnuld appear early a« a
feminine name, also Mnhald, and Ma-
halt. The Twelfth century reveals a
woman named Mnhald vel Mathilda,
about whom little Is known.
Many poets have felt Inspiration sl
the name. "Maude Muller” Is known
to everyone; likewise this excerpt
from that musical lyric, "Maude":
Maud* wit h h *r exq uisite face.
And wild volo* p ea lin g up to th* sky
And f e e t tike sunny asms on sn Eng-
(Ish green
Mauds In ths light o f hsr youth and
her grace.
Binging o f Death and o f Honor that
cannot die.
T ill 1 w e ll could wssp for u time so
sordid and mean
And ntysslf so languid and base.
Mnude's lallsmnnlc Jewel Is mala
clilte, which Is said to warn Us wearer
of approaching danger by breaking.
To be especially lucky It should be
Hotel has 5 6 Rooms; Telephone, Hot and Cold Running
Water in Every Room. Rates $1 to $3 per day
B A T H RATES:
21 Baths . . . $13.00— 10 Baths . . . .
$6.50
21 Baths to Pythians and Calantheans, $8.50
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I. B. P. 0. E. OF T H E W O R L D
N O T IC E
Dahlia Temple No. 202, I. B. P.
O. E. of W ., of Portland, Oregon,
meets the 1st and 3rd Tuesday
nights in each month at Stag Audi­
torium. A ll visiting Daughter
Elks in good standing in their re­
spective Temples are invited to
meet with us.
P A U L IN E Y O U N G ,
Daughter Ruler.
LULA
HUBBARD,
ROSE C IT Y LO D G E No. I l l , L
B. P. 0. E. of W .. M E E T S the
2ND A N D 4TH W E D N E S D A Y
E V E N IN G S OP E A C H M O N T H
A T T H E S T A G A U D IT O R IU M .
38VA E. M O R R ISO N STREET.
A LL
V IS IT IN G
BROTHERS
A R E C O R D IA L L Y I N V IT E D .
Daughter Secretary.
Syracuse Lodge, N a
1, K. o f P., meets the
second and fourth Fri­
day nights each month
at the Stag Auditorium
381 y i E. Morrison S t
E. D. C A N N A D Y , E. R ,
311 M&cleay Bldg. W . C. H O L L ID A Y , C
C , 108 N.
E. J. M IN O R . Secretary,
B O Y C E STRAIN, K. of R. & S..
419 Abington Bldg.
225 Mead S l
Dq M a r g a r «! M o ñ io n
DARKY
M AUDE
Hot Radio-Active Water Furnished hy the Government
For All Baths. Sanitarium has 10 Rooms, Diet and Operatiac Rooms ;;
6th S l
cold. It was a quite ordinary cold lhi
doctor assured Mrs. Uerrlot—It need
ed only quiet and rest. When llarr>
llerriot’s wife beard that, she wa>
really alarmed.
"Stay In bed. give your strength
time to return, don't be In a hurry t«
get well." Of course Harry went back
to the office, with a temperature, am.
then lie was laid low In earnest will,
pneumonia threatening.
Eventually they pulled him throug!
more dead than alive. Then, lest h>
dash through medical discipline agnli
some day, they sent him uwuy bail
to his old home to Ills mother an<
father to recuperate. They put hln.
to bed, too 111 to remonstrate. In th»
room that he hnd bad ns a boy. Thi
furnishings were unchanged, and th«
familiar mottoes on the walls hegai
to catch Ids attention. Ills mind, how
ever, rested upon one that he dl
“ More haste, less
j not remember.
speed" That held him. "True I" h<
! groaned. Here at lust wns the logics
answer to his habit of hurry.
HAVE YOU TH IS HARITT
engraved with an linage of the sun,
which, by Its dazzling light, drives out
all evil splrlta that work In the durk-
ness. Wednesday Is her lucky day
and six her lucky number. Old super­
stition hns It that a bit of malachite
tied to a child's cradle will drive away
evil nnd Insure sound and peaceful
sleep for the occupant.
( © by W h n a ltr S yn dicate. In c )
A L IN E O ’ C H E E R
J
t'S T for Today
A * on you run your way
Do all you can anil
nul ,h« TOU rh
and rubbh*
Comp letely to fo r g s t
Your own regret.
And bear a bit o f t other fallo w's
trouble.
I promise you that you
I f thla couren you puraue
W ill llnd that bit o f kindly aelf-
denlal
Down the road
W ill cut al lenat In h alf the
preealng load
Of your own trial.
® by M cC lu re
N ew s p a p er S yn d ica te >
Meets every first Wednesday night in each month at 8 o ’clock
at its
Headquarters and Club Rooms. 284'i N. 17th Street
A ll ex-service men are welcome to join. For further information
CALL BROADW AY 5426
SAMUEL MALVERN, Poil Commander
HAIR AND BEAUTY PREPARATIONS
Such as
M ME. C J. W A L K E R , M M E. D E N E L O A N D O T H E R S
can be purchased at
The ELKS SANITARY BARBER SHOP
315 Flanders Street
Also a fine line of Straightening Combs like the one shown here
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’ ■ KYHT’JCKT MAID W ? W
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O P A L H A IR D R E S S IN G FOR M E N — NO K IN K
Japo Preparations— Pressing Caps— and a Full Line
The Black
Swan Phonograph Records are now on sale here at 75c each
:k Swa
E. W . A G E E . PR O P R IE T O R
Your Patronage Desired
Phone Broadway 5388
Courteous Treatment to All
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et
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e r v ic e
Prompt PcUvpry Prices
( £ hy U cC lu rs N «w s p a p »r S yn J Icsls )
T ru th in A d v ertis in g
Dumb Dora (reading sign o\er tick«
office)—Oh, John, It snys, ''Entire Bal
cony 35 Cents." Let's get It, so we'll h.
all alone.— De f’auw Yellow Crab.
By John Kendrick Bangs
A PROMISE
Post No. 118
Levi P. Jones
« © b> «■ •(ro p o ltta n N » w »p a p «r S ervice.I
W k a t s in a N a m e ?
Carbonated drinks, which were orig­
inated In 1807, In thla country, hnvo
nitnlncd Immense popularity hore.
More than 8,000,000,000 bottles are
consumed yearly, according to tho
United States Department of Com­
merce figures.
¡¿nights o f Pythias o f N . «
Asy S* Asy Esy Asy As tlllii As
(Operating Under Supervi­
sion o f U. S. Government)
A N A T LA N T A cotton broker had oc-
* * csslon to take a business trip Into
H A R R Y H E R R IO T
Interior Georgia.
lie bore his golf
clubs with him. Intending to stop off
ARRY HERRIOT, even as a lit­
upon his way back for a match on
tle boy, had th* habit of hurry,
the famous links at Augusta.
lie would gulp down bis porridge long
He dropped off the train at Ids
before bis brothers and slaters had
Caledonian Art.
business destination—a »mull town on
finished theirs, and he always rushed
At pottery the Caledonian* could not s brunch road—and, carrying Id* lug­ away to school with a button off or
compare with the Humana, since the gage, climbed Into an ancient buck his hair unbrushed. In his room at
potter’a wheel seems to have been un­ and bade (lie driver, who was un old home, his mother and father had bung
negro man. take him to the local
known amongst them. Itul they almost
up appropriate mottoes; but these, as
hotel.
he grew up, seemed to hHve had no
excelled the "masters of the world" In
The darky eyed the queer-looking
their ornantents. The mountains yield­ leather bug that the stranger loted. effect. “ Whatever Is worth doing at
ed their craftsmen gold, silver, bronze, with the iiecullur looking slicks In It. all Is worth doing well." and "Never
pull trigger before you take sight,"
amber, rutile* and rock crystal* such Ills curiosity got the better of him.
"Rosa," he began, "please suh, j left him unregenerate.
a* agate, Jasper and culrngorms and
A* a mnn he uever could bear a
Jet. From these they made ornaments souse me— but mout I ax you a ques­
long train Journey because, he said he
tion?“
und weapona.
"Go ahead and ask," said the pas­ always was trying to get abend of the
! engine. His friends eventually got
senger.
Haight of Redwood*.
"Whnt kind of a lodge la yon In­ used to having Herrlot pass them by
( on the street unseeing, and came to
.
Tw o hundred and fifty-five feet Is stitutin’ ?"
his oversights to that
tho average height of (he big redwood (C o p y r t f h i by th * Ife N a o s h t S y n d ic «!., I n a l attribute
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strained expression of his eyes, as If
sequoia tree, although specimens ex­
mentally be bad arrived long before
QUESTIONS
ceeding .120 feet with trunk diameter
Ids physical body could bring him to
FREE.
of 30 to 35 feet near the ground have
his destination. Ills wife knew that
Caller — But she would And him pacing up and
been measured.
you
said
you
down the floor If Inadvertently she
wouldn't charge
kept him walking for a minute, sml
Keep Goal In Sight.
me anything for
his children were quite accustomed to
Let a man but have an aim. a pur­
the little legal
hurrying through their meals. Even
questions I asked
pose. and opportunities to attain his
Ids broker realized In the end that,
you.
end shall start forth like buds at the
willy-nilly. Harry Herrlot would buy
Lawyer — I
kls* of spring.— Bishop Spalding.
haven't.
Whnt
above par and sell below If the alter­
I'v e charged you
native were patience with the market.
fo r Is the an­
Care of Metal Utensils.
Ttien. one February. Herrlot took a
swer.
In order to save constantly using
polishers on ineluls to keep them run«
bright and spotless It is u good Idea to
wipe the metals with a flnnnel con­
taining vaseline after tho first polish­
ing treatment, ntfer which they can
he gone over again frequently in the
same way.
F a c t s stout $ o w name; it’s kistor?;
meaning; whence it x?as derived; signifi­
®** MILDRED
Water in Cucumbers.
MARSHALL
cance; your luck]? da>? and luc It]? jewel
About »0 per cent of water Is con­
tained In tho makeup of a cucumber.
Carbonated Drinka Popular.
ROOT
Y I
TASTELESS
(lum nml mahogany Is not consid­
ered real mahogany. Only solid ma­
hogany or solid mahogany with n ma­
hogany venoor could be considered
rosl mahogany. However, gum and
hlrch with nmhognny veneer Is quite
generally UBed.
’ Pythian Bath House
and Sanitarium
V;. ' ’ \X
••ti» • f . n J i t t l
« I
Malcolm McGregor f ■
KELLOGG’S
CASTOR OIL
Woods in Combination.
. .sm
Se flio tt cDevotcd to
Th* Earnsst Man.
T h « earnest men are so few In the
world that tbolr very earnestness be
‘nines at once (be badge of their nu­
bility; and, as men In a crowd Instinc­
tively make room fur one who seems
eager to fore» his way through It, so
mankind everywhere open their ranks
tu one who rushes zealously toward
some object lylug beyond them.—
Originally "Jaws' Harp"
The name, Jew’s harp, la probably a Dwight .
corruption of tho original name of this
Twig aa Tooth Brush.
■ Unpin musical Instrument, Jaw'a
harp, so culled because when In use It
Kim. the little b*>y In Kipling's
la held between the Jaws. A musician slory. was an Kngllsh orphan brought
bnined t ’hnrlea Kulenstulu produced up as a native In India. Ho cleaned
remarkable effects with Jewa' burps bis teeth with a twig, chewing the
at the Ituynl Institute, London, on Feb­ fibers thoroughly to penetrato all
ruary Ili, 1X2X,
crevice«, and scrubbing energetically
to remove tartar. Moat Hast Indians
Record for Bad English
have while, strong teeth.
The record for bud K iik II s I i la atlll
held by a man who was not long ago
u governor of one of our lurgo «lutea
Ile perforinoli the unusual feat of
making three grammatical errors In
a sentence composed of two words:
"Th em '» them!"- Scribner'* Maga-
line.
rsanarvtr-
T
Apeetle Man of Learning
St. Paul was educated In all the
learning of the Jewish doctors of the
law, as he states himself. Ills ud
dresses also show that he had a knowl­
edge of classical literature, particu­
larly the llteruture of the Ureek*.
There were many seats of learning In
the Mast in his time. One, that we
would call a university, waa situated
In bla native city of Tarsus. In CHIda.
DIRECTORY
IU
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496 Union Avenue North
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.LEAN
Hats cleaned and blocked to suit you.
'Y es. we clean everything from neckties up to rugs, blankets, etc.
Suits and Overcoats made to your individual measure.
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money refunded.
Our prices are very reasonable. Give us a trial. W e will please you.
OHI
She: How long hav* ynu realize
that you couldn’t live without ms?
He:
Ever since ths managr
raised you to S200 a week.
CaU East 0258 for
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