m Spring Medicine I he best is Hood's Sarsaparilla. It is the best because it docs the most good. W hile it m akes the blood pure, fresh and lively, it tones th e stom ach to bet­ ter d igestion , creates an appetite, stim u­ lates the kidneys and liver, j;ives new brain, nerve and d igestive strength . A n unequaled list of cures 40,366 tes­ tim onials in two years proves its merit. 8 arv iita h « For • ».*>•• » 1 ... ir*r*r r.a In tsblnt form Moo.I a ko»i «np.it t. * ia nut« put up |u etuMo.Int. l titl i. i « ** h 1 |» m 1 Harsaifths. m «%• i| * « In l l i « usual liquid fo rm harnatahs b « v « td«n it «a lly Ml« s«oo> nutndl vu y l«r\ ftpor«tlou, |> m mk a * * *>r 1 e « « * « " Hold ‘ drugqiRtR ur in»iit by mull. Id by C I H om i« O . I « o » « ll. à l » R R Of «M a ll Il ' " r 9 K, 1 • 1 • II« ; ' • • 1 ia*«,, any■; " I n Vi «rR-r* pri|mie«t 1 l.avn m*v# p nown I food'« h»r«a|»»r il i #1 to fall, for Rprlr.q I di mora and a* a Ki>«il ..IT tli« gymnastics perfuruted In n gum» " I « I' »•».“ aal'l lb» «(iklnt. ap»ak!og of footliull ar* I m - joim I «xplanatlon. for III» Aral ami only lima. "It waau't a Th* alory I* tolil of a half back wbo Grecian n oaa, anyway" *oliip!lllli*<] to Ilia fuinlljr a lion I tb« In Jttsllc* of allowing fooltiu 11 player» to wear b*n<1 protectors. "I aliouli! think If wa» mo»l neces­ sary." »11 lit bla motb«r, wbo bad wit- u«aa«<1 on* («m u with ir.uny tremors, “laxik at tli« front teeth your poor ronalu Frederick loat!’’ "That limy t>«,'' anld h*r aon, stub­ bornly. "but look at in*, laid lip for two * w l u with a Inin* foot Juat from kicking a fellow’a dob * Roar!" *f Hlixir »/Senna uol|y;ljÍM H >l.slaildsun(llleatl- d u o to ( o n s tu m tio n ; A i ts n a t u r a l l y , a cts t r i i L us (I I JO\utiv<> J t e s t |urMeii\Vomni mul üiild- r e n - y o iu ij) am i 01.1 ■ 17. a ¿ f ) e t . its 1 1 je n e '» ji, I * 1 ¡„I ft E > I jfe 1 e ts A l w i v 's I m v t h e l l i 'i m m e w In ch h a s t h e j i i l l n a m e o f t h e Com C - ' imny CALIFORNIA F i o S r n u p C o . by toftuin it 1 % m«itui(urtuml. printni on the* front of r s iu w |»tirk' * • - Uulllo. 0 1 » KM MOORE ALL T ill: Y K A lt C latsop Rues StAtiot, ORtoos Michael C die Houthorn ________ ________ Gaelic wit. On« One wnrui warm afternoon aft»ruoon while walking along the railroad tracks be iouud a »o lion hand placidly »ISepIng b**M.- th«« rails. Callahan looked dle- giiNtedly at the delinquent for a full minute nml then remarked ; I up* Oil, ye lazy spalpeen, elape on, fur a» long a» you »tape you've got a Job, but when you wake up you ain't Home people make the nilMtnke of got n ,n e " Lippiucott's Magazine. thinking they are auru Just beeaus* ( ■ • a i t • ii 1« it ■ ■ « h « * « * » i t , they are slow. U Idle little Gertrud* w *» looking out Dyer Do you'think tor time will coin« when we slmll have universal of » window during a thunderstorm peuee? Ilycr Not unit*» we adopt •he »aw a flash of lightning play along a tel»irriiph wire. trial marring«». Town Topb*. "Oh. mamma,” »he exclaimed, “I "Plena* give me two bill» for luy but, Ju»t «aw ■ piece of the sun fall down one for ten dollar» to »bow my hua- from the »ky !" New York Pre»». buml. ami one for tweuly 1« »how my Mott)«!* will lln-l Mr». Window*« Soothing luily friend».” Meggendorfrr tilnetter. Syriil* th« l, «t r»in«dr to uw lot tbslrcbuataa ■'l*o you reiilly love me. John?'' "Ob, fluriug 16« UotMug ¡dj;io-h inter»»t»d in that there paper? glfroA/wk wlw liyojjjl JJybl. iinriilliniii jrnl old Hunk» When I earn* to tbl» Job Stutlcey— I’m looking over tbia lint "Joalah,” all* aak»lr**tlr « a Ika In-a»k • • „ l e a k i e r With uiiiiurlii nnd automobiles. I'm In m arket. It it taken in t e rn a lly in doaca fro m 10 Durable 1 nc i k » or-aa. Hal * - u l.aik. aa4 I fear for my life!” “ Well," answered d ro p a to a tcauftonnful. It acta d irec tly on the I v Cl i i irr H n u i u K i F t •■»* b lo o d an d inucoua a u r fa r c « o f th e system . ■ rr n ,!o, *•»»!»«. ¥lrt for H.-»— a- I tbe agent, wsitblngly, “think of tbe T h e y offer o n e h u n d re d d o ’ larx for an y case it I OF M** Slaalrle llrbia. Hr*. fa il* to cu re . Beud tor c ir c u la r s a n d testi­ I Mr »la»* aa« elvsea krai. Via» walk. lirltices who live In fear of their live*." m on ials. I I l 0 i n Dtnnil" •»1 Myaa » . M . a > : ■ ■ ■ I A d d re s s : F. J. C H E N E Y A C O ., T o led o , O h io . -Washington Star. iH U n tell,. K .| « , l i . t o eaA gl.iel Sold by D r u r | l* u , 7 . V , I »ar lay. f r kprrlal ralr. ky tka wr*k. l a k e A a ll 's F a m ily P ills fo r c on stip ation « Mr. Htubb (with Illustrated weekly) L a i H A D . J . M O O H K . l* r o p r l« l.., , — Martha, here Is a picture eutltled H e r G riev a n c e. *'I>ockluK uu Ocean Greyhound.” Mr», “Mr. Clugston,” said tbe caller, “you An Kngliah nawapapar bad tbia daalb | Tb* Salyalion Army la aslaliliabri in .stnMi (tlaring u p )— 1 Ju*t don't want may stop my paper.*9 aotlca th* otbar day : "At Hlralfori-on j fifty two rouulrlra and roloui*», and “It doesn’t fit your pantry shelves, per­ Avon, aga a«*»nly Bva. William Sbab- | prrarbra tba goap*l in thirty one lau- to see It. I think there should lie a law ngalust clipping off a poor dog's haps, ma’am.** said the editor of tbe apaara. At raat." | guag**. Spiketown Blizzard, sarcastically. •all.— Chicago News. “That hain’t got nothing to do witb it.** "W ould you send a man who uses “You’ve found that you cao borrow it profanity to Cong re*«?" “1 duuuo.” from a neighbor hereafter?’* a ii »we red Farmer Corutossel. “Of ‘That ain’t fhe reason, neither,99 “Possibly you don’t like tbe editorial course, I don't approve of profanity; but I'd want him tc be able to hold bis policy of the paper.’9 “No, sir: I don’t. My nephew was ar­ own li. any of them arguments that rested last week for stealin’ a bog. and •ouie up."— Washington Star. you didn’t say a word about it J99 Mrs. Gailsby (hugging d o g)— I don't 1 her* is an rvaporution from the Inxly goin g on continually, day and A D is c o u ra g e d D ig g e r. night, through th* pores nnd glan d* of the skin. This is nature's way of know what we're goiug to do atsiut "I ace they say that when a diamond m aintaining the proper temperature of our systems and preserving the soft­ poor, darling Fldo! Mr. Gudsby— ness and llrxiln lity of tli* skin, und so long as the blood is free from im pur­ Humph! What ails him? Mrs. Gads- passes a certain size It is worth no ities no trouble w ill result. W hen, however, the blood from any cause by (lu surprise t— Why, haven't you no­ more than a smaller one.” "How's that?” becomes infected with humors and acids, these too must lie expelled, nnd ticed how Irritated he becomes when­ “If it's too large It Isn't marketable. com ing in contact with the delicate fibres nird tissues with which the skin is ever tbe bntiy cries?— t'uck. Nobody wants to wear a diamond as «0 abundantly supplier! they produce irritation and inflammation, and the Mrs. Spender»— I wonder bow you'd bulky as a glass door knob.” effect is.shown by p.ezcma. Acne, Tetter, and skin affections of various kinds. 1 hese impurities and humors get into the blood through a deranged or like It If 1 e'er got “ new-womanish" "Ia that ao? Then It must be aw­ men’s fully discouraging for a man to dig up inactive condition of the system ; the members whose duty it ia. to carry off nnd Insisted upon wearing the waste and refuse matter of the liody fail to properly perform their work, clothes? Mr Spenders— Oh. I hnven't a sparkler as big as a football.”— and this impure, fermenting matter is left in the system to be absorbed by any fear of you ever doing that. Men's Cleveland Plain Dealer. the blood, the skin is not only affected by poisons generated within the clothes are never very expensive.— H I » Id e a o f O n «. system, but poisons from without, Catholic Standard ar.d Times. The teacher in the Darktown achool such ns Poison Oak, Poison Ivy, "D o you mean to tell me you ha»-« waa hearing the class in geography. I h » » « used your S. S S.. spring and fall, Nettle Hash, etc., enter through the for th« p«>t i * o y « « r * . with th« r ««u il that il lived In this out-of-the-way place for | "What ia known as the Great Divide?" j open |H>res nnd glands, nnd so thor­ •nttrrly n lie v td m « of a form of E ciom a twenty years?" “That's right, stran- ^ •he asked. w hich m y doctor w as unable to c u r«. My ou gh ly do they become rooted in the “Cuttin' a big watermelon !” answered a rm «, low er lim b«, and, in fact, th« biggrat ger; twenty yenrs." "But I don't see blood that they are ever present, little 'Rastus witb a grin that showed all portion o f my whole body wee effected, and what you find to keep you busy." i bit ivoriea.— Chicago Tribune. or return at certain seasons of each w hen I ftr*t b «c a n S. S. S. l b « Itching, *tc., "Nothing, stranger. Thnt's the reason w «a worse, but I continued th* rem edy with year to torment the sufferer. Salves, the result that tba dry, itching eruption en­ ' like I t ”— I-oulavlile Herald. washes, lotions, etc., cannot cure skin tirely disappeared. I think ■ great deal of diseases. True, such treatment re­ “Yea," said Miss Jllthnm. “he was an your medicine, and have recom m ended it to lieves some of the itching and dis­ oth er« with good resulla. It la the b e ll blood old fin me of mine. And when you told medicine made, and I can conscientiously comfort, nnd aids in keeping the skin him I was to tie married next week, recom m end it for the cure of all blood and clean, but it does not reach the real akin affection». CH AS. UOKSTM AN. did he seem sorry?" "Yes, he admit­ cause, nn