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A PRETTY MILKMAID Thinks P e r u n a Is a W cnderfiel M edicine. BONDS SELL W ELL ALL BIDS ARE A T GOOD PREMIUM Average Premium o f Nearly 4 P er Cent is O ffered—Interest at 2 Per Cent. O n ly th e Washington, Ju ly 21. — Bids were opened at the Treasury department late yesterday for the fMO,000,000 10*30 Panama Canal bonds, bearing 2 per cent interest, under Secretary Shaw’s circular of Ju ly 2 an 1, although no awards will be made until today or later, it is evident that the entire issue has been aubscirbed for at an average of from 103.94 to 103.96. Mr. Shaw and other officials of the Treasury de partment expressed themselves as high ly pleased and entirely satistied with the figures obtained. The total number and amounts of bids made will not be ascertained until today, but it is apparent that the whole issue has been subscribed for several times over. The largest and best sin gle offer was that of Fisk kobinson, of New York, who made six bids of $5,000,000, each at an average of 103.85. Sm aller bids at higher prices, however, w ill probably reduce the amount which will likely be awarded to ,hem to about $15,000,000. One bid of 106 for the whole iesne came from a man named Lindsay at New Orleans, but on account of conditions named and for other reasons the hid was not considered. Sjveral telegraph ic bids were received too late to be con sidered, but the prices named were too small to be successful. The secretary having stated that the bonds would be numbered serially be ginning with the highest bid, one offer was made at 125 for $1.000, thus secur ing to th * b dder bond No. 1. An ex amination of the best bids shows that offers of 104 1 1 6 and up aggregated $15,394,860 . 104 to 104 1-16 aggregat ed $1,100,880. 103.75 to 104 aggregat ed $14,177,000. P ro m ln e. S t. Petersburg, Ju ly 23 — first experiment in parliamen eminent came to an ignoinii Saturday night with the pro of two im perial ukases, the solving the present parliamen vidiug for the convocation ceisor on March 5, 1907, t six months hence, and the se< claim ing the capital of Kussit surrounding province to be in i extiaordinary security, which infiniteasimally different from tial law. This measure of safe , rovide for the outburst wh doubtedly will be provoked daring measure. It is now but to dictatorship. There is little doubt that th for the convocation of the new hly will still further postpone tl unless the new parliament prom be more amenable than the pres The delay in fixing the time ♦ new elections seems to indicate cision to change tne present b suffrage to perhaps a basis of ur suffrage with which the advisers emperor hope to swamp the e«. liberals, the Socialists and the men with the vast mass of peasai . The only uncertainty is the coming storm— when and where it will break. The advocates of the “ mailed fist” be lieve that, by dissolving parliament and provoking a collision now, they will find the revolutionary leaders not prepared for an uprising at Moscow, whereas further delay would nearly give the revolutionists the time needed to organize and to continue the corrup tion of the arm y. There are no precedents in Russian history for the execution of an order of prorogation, but today probably will find the palace in possession of the mi litia and the surrounding streets deliv ered to the emperor’s guards. WILL U SE B O M B. T erro rists Mark Victims for Death— T rep o ff is Warned. 8 t. Petersburg, Juy 2 3.— Although the victory of the reactionists seems at present to be complete, neither the S t cialists nor the Terrorists have accepted the situation, and, while the people are apparently completely overawed by the display of force on the part of the an thorities, it will be necessary to con tinue the use of the bayonet for some tim e. General Trepoff himself is au thority for the statement that he has again been warned that he is marked for assassination. Despite this fact, he continues actively at work, although at all times surrounded by a heavy guard. The Socialist members ol the douma have held a number of secret meetings, but so far they have refrained from carrying out their avowed determina tion of issuing a proclamation attacking the czar, the reactionary element and more especially their former allies, the Constitutional Democrats. If they do so, trouble must come. h«iie»t „lie iUlufcu . don’t you know. Miss Pert—What a terrible skeptic you must he.— Phila delphia Record. What He Needed.— Mike—Are ye much hurtetl, Pat? I>o ye want a ilocthor? P a t—A «locthor, ye fule! After bein’ runned over by an automo- billy? What Oi want 1« a law yer! “Henry. I must have a new outfft, and 1 want to give you credit for gen erosity.“ “All right, my dear, If you can persuade anybody to give It to me for anything else.”— Baltim ore Ameri can. T e a c h e r—How many commandments are there. Sally? Sally— Please, teach er. ten. Teacher— Suppose you were to break a (ommnndiiient. (Impressive pause.) Sally—Then there’d be nine.— Punch. Perseverance.—“I think,” said the reporter, “that the public Vould like to know how you managed to live to such a great age.” “By perseverance.” replied the centenarian. “I Just kept on livin’.” ‘T h is is the time of year,” said the suburban citizen, “when I like to get out and dig up the ground.” “So do I,” answered Mr. Foozling. “T h at’s the reason I am trying to play golf.”— Washington Star. Not Professional.—“All I have to say Is th is: You’re going out into the world. You’ll find the road rough. But strike out, my boy, strike out.” “Not if I can help it,” replied the young man. " I ’m going to be a baseball player.” Across the Garden Fence.—“No, Mr. Wilkes, I ain’t goin’ to keep fowls no more. Don’t pay. Why countin’ the mnt7o I give ’em this winter, the eggs — well, I don’t git any, but if I did— they’d cost me ’a rf a crown each !”— Punch. A Good Find. “Albert, dear, while looking through some of your old clothes, I made such a lucky find that I ordered a new dress on the strength of It.” “W hat was It. dear?” “Half a dozen checks that had never been writ ten on.” A Great Feat.—Jones (to Brown, who has been relating his wonderful adven tures In R u ssia)— And I suppose you visited the great steppes of Russia? Brown— I should rather think so. And walked up every one of them on my hands and knees. Try again!— Mrs. Nuwed—Here’s the bread I started to make to-day. Isn’t it too annoying? Mr. Nuwed— Why, it isn’t baked at all. Mrs. Nuwed— I know It isn’t ; th at’s ju st It. I put plenty of baking ¡»owiler In It, but the powder doesn’t seem to have baked It “Drug stores sell ice cream, soda wa ter, confectionery, and a lot of other things that are not medicine,” said the man who complains. “T h at’s true,” an swered the pharmacist. “But most of them are likely to lead to the consump tion of medicines.”— Washington Star. “Why, Willie, what are you crying about?” “ ’Cause I dou’t get no Sa t urday holiday like the other children does. Boo-hoo!” “But why don’t you get out of school on Saturday?” “ ’Cause I aint’ oh. enough to go to school yet. Boo-hoo hoo!”—Cleveland Leader. Parson Bagster (solem nly)—Does you, Claud Kinsabby, take dis yuh lady, Miss Gladys Poots, to be yo’ lawful wedded wife, for bettata and for wuss------ The Groom (uneasily nml hazily)—Uh-cou’se I does, if I has to, s a h ; but ain’t dar some way of takin* her klndah on an ave’age?—Puck. “T hat rich Mr. Spooner Is the most provoking thing! He asked me If I was 33.” “And what did j*ou say?” “I said, ’Mercy, n o !’ And be said he didn’t think any woman should marry until she was 33.” “G racious! What did you do then?” “ I called after hitu that I was 33 my next birthday, hut he didn’t seem to he.» • me.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. General ’’Phil” Sheridan was at one time asked at what little Incident he laughe«l the most. “Well,” he said. “1 do not know, hut 1 always laugh when I think of the Irishm an and the army mule. I was riding down the line one day, when I saw an Irishman mounted on a mule, which was kicking Its legs rather freely. The mule finally got Its hoof caught In the stirrup, when, in the excitement, the Irishman remarked: •Well, begorrah. if you’re goin’ t«> get on, I’ll get o ff!*” S to essel Must Die. St. Petersburg, J u l y 2 1 .— The com- mission appointed to investigaie the s irrender of Port Arthur bas finished its lahors, and recoinmends that Lieu tenant General S*oessel, the former commander of the Rnssian forces at P jr t Arthur, he dismissed from the armv and shot : that Lieutenant G ene ral Fock, who comtnanded the Fourth Kast Siberian division at P oit Arthur, he dismissed from the armv and nnder- go a year of bar»! labor that General Keiss, chief of staff of General Stoessel, he dismissed and hanished. Ca ops Will Soon Be Abolished. Sau Francisco, Ju ly 23. — Rudolph Spreck es and Allan Pollok, of the ti nance comm ittee, investigated five of the refugee camps yesterday They went to the speedway camp, to the Harbor View camp, to two in the Po trero and one south of Market street, inspecting the tents, shacks and soup kitchens. As a result of the tour Mr. Pollok states that the camps must be abolí bed as soon as possible And the refugees housed in permanent dwell ings. He added that most of the soup kitchens will be discontinued August 1. Foreign Trade $ 2 , 9 7 0 ,0 0 0 ,0 0 0 . Washington, J..ly 21. — A statement issued to«lay by the «lepartment of Commerce ami Labor rays the foreign commere of the Unite«! States in the fiscal year just ended aggregate«! $2,- 970,000,000. If the trade with Porto Rico and Hawaii, which was included in our foreign commerce rrio r to their annexation were added, the total would m aterially ex«-eed $3,003,000,000. To tal imports were $1.226,000,000, and exports $1,744,000,000. Guatemalans Sh ot All P rison ers. Han Salvatlor, Ju ly 23. — The Salva dorean newspapers accuse the Guate malan troops of having killed Salvador an pr soners. They say that General Cristales, when the arm istice was signed, returned to the Guatemalan Ju « t t h e P r im e o f l.lf e . army all the imprisoned officers and “When do you consider a man at his soldiers of Guatem ala, but the papers assert the Guatemalans were unable to prime of life?” “When he’s old enough to quit writ take a corresponding step because all the prisoners they had captured ing ¡»oetry and not old enough to begin writing love letters to his stenog were fhot. rapher. -Cleveland Trader. Threaten Revolt o f Fleet. I f the women insist upon progres Sebastopol, Ju ly 23.— A meeting of sive prize foolishness, why not give 2,300 sailors from the warships here progressive dandellou parties, giving today «Irew up economic demamls for a prize to the one who digs up the presentation to Admiral Skrydloff. Un most ? less these demands are fnlfilled the Few men are as brave as their cou men say the whole of the Black sea vlrtiouj. fleet will revolt. BORAX All d e a le rs I- r«*e s a m p le Itorax and I'o rax -* » h |>. Booklet ft 'd So u v e n ir I’l«- ire m . t,.I |<| out* and P e a » t ' s nam e I W I I M C t « * \ " l HOKA \ CO., OaK lain), < al CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING Portland Trade Diredory N am e« and A d d rr « « r« in P o r tla n d o f K r p r c - t e n ta t iv e B u s in e s s fir m « . IK K A M NKPAKATOKS \ \ > tftiariwitee t h * r . h Se p a ra to r »o b* M i »* l>est W rite lor !>*«*» a t * .»* H a te ! wood Co., U tili und Oak. M E N 'S « LO T H I NO i - % rea d !# a * * o t« Alfred B e n ja m in .t « o.’* corre. t clo thes K v e r y th in * in m en 's fu rnishing«. M orrlxon and Mlxth «treats, (ippoaite ivnsiotlKe. T O I L T R Y KOOD—l f you w ant your hen« to 'ay ■lore egga w rite us for fTee p a rticu lars about PU- H IN A PO I L T K Y FfcK D U —A etna M ills lo ., P o rtlan d , l>r«‘iron P IA N O « A O RO A NM <>h 1.-st ptaon ho i rifle coast. O rgans and P ianos on easy paym ents. W rite for list. Lat us .jilote you a pru e. A llen .% Oil b e r i-H aniaker « n., P o rtlan d , Oregon. W A N T E D Men and " <>ni**n to learn R.irb**r tra U* in eight w eek s; gradu ate« e arn I m m f i t t.» fi» w eak ly : ex p e rt in aim i to r s ; catalo g free Molar S y ste m of C olleges, JA N. f ourth «t , Portland. P . N. U. No. IO Oh H K !Y w r i t i n g t o a d v e r t i s s n p le a « « tn on tlon th le p a p ar. Great Demand for T roops. (Messa, Ju ly 21.— General Kaulhare has been overwhelmed recently ’ with appeals for m ilitary assistance from landowners in the districts of Kherson, Yckaterinoslav and Poltava, sgainst the i>easantry, who are organized and led by revolutionists. Schurs. l.ljftita on V ila H isto ry . Itcp u tatlo u . For that Dandruff There is one thing that will cure it— Ayer’s Hair Vigor. It is a regular scalp-medicine. It quickly destroys the germs w hich c au se this disease. The unhealthy scalp becomes healthy. The dandruff disap pears, had to disappear. A healthy scalp means a great deal to you— healthy hair, no dan druff, no pimples, no eruptions. The b e a t kind o f “ Sold lor o v e r A a te s tim o n ia l — s i x t y y e a r s .’* M ad« by J . C. A y«r C v . L o w a ll, K i m . A lso u a u u r^ o tu re r« o f y ? I v P / f C o U SARSAPARILLA. PILIS CHERRY PECTORAL. ex Investigation T o Be Made. S in Francisco, Ju ly 2 3 .— A m ilitary investigation and a grand jury inquiry have been ordered to inquire into the mystery surrounding the disappearance of nine wagonloads of liquors dispatch ed from the Moulder school warehouse to the Jefferson park hospital store room. Major General Greely, com manding the department of the Pacific, has ordered Lieutenant Colonel John P. Wisser, inspector general, to trace the disposition of every bottle of liquor sent here for relief purposes that passed througn the army station. Will produce Whiter, Cleaner Clothes In Your Laundry Than Any other Article with less Labor Carl W ater. Miss Medh'us (sister of the new vil lage doctor) Have you heard of Dr. well,” they said, “think how much Medicus about here? Native— Rather, mum! Do you see .isastrous it might have been if we that hearse and carriages goin* by over d to make a hurried retreat !” r, as if to verify their words, came there? T h a t’s one of his funerals.— -ssian fly. Ham er's Weeklv. Reciprocity Treaty With Spain. Madrid, Ju ly 2 1 .— American M inis ter Collier has left Madrid for San Se bastian, where today he will sign with Foreign Minister Gallon the new com mercial treaty between the United State Young MEN, Old MEN, Middle.Aged MEN and Spain. The document is consid Send for free pamphlet in plain cover. ered most advantageous to both sides, Tells al»out an appliance that insures overcoming a number of increases in happiness, health and success in life. the Spanish tariff, which became oper Free—send today. ative Ju ly 1, and giving Spain recip PORTLAND APPUANi E CO. rocal advantages. The press welcom?s P. O. Bon 25 Portland, Ore the agreement as entirely satisfactory and as evidence of the friendly inter course between the two governments. m u ie T e a m ('«»I d Hessians at Trenton had surreft- Washington, Ju ly 2 3.— In acordance with a supplemental proclamation is sued by the president, tne register anil receiver of the land office for Lander, Wyo., d istrict, shall receive entries for lands in the ceded portion of the Sho shone reservation at Shoshone, W yo., from August 15 to October 3, 1906, in stead of at Lander, as provided in the proclamation of June 2. T his action was based on the fact that the railroad now building into the reservation will not be constructed from Shoshone to Lander until after August 15, and the change is made to accommodate pros pective entrymen. All persons who draw numbers at the drawing, which begins at Lander, Wyo., on August 4, 1906, which num bers en title them to make entry be tween the dates of Auguts 15 and Oc- toner 3, inc lusive, must proceed to Sho shone, Wyo., and make their entries instead of going to Lander, as provided in the first proclamation. After Octo ber 3 entries will be made at Lander. B o o m ers’ S ce n e of O perations T ra n s ferred From Lander. of O lm s te d , 1.« R o y , N Y. Sid e L O S S LOOMING BIG . A big soa turtle was sprnwling around in the tank in front of the restaurant. “Look, papa !“ exclaimed the little boy. San F ran cisco Insurance May Reach “Let’s go in and have Mine real green Total o f $ 3 0 0 ,0 0 0 ,0 0 0 . turtle soup!” San Francisco, C al., Ju ly 2 1.— It “Not yet, Geordie,” «aid the father. “ Wait till some day when you see this now locks an if the insurance risks in the burned district of San Francisco tank empty.“ will foot up considerably more than fir e d C o n te m p t. $250,000,000, an<l the total may go up Girl with the Gibson Girl Neck—Cau’t to nearly $300,000,000. The esti you see something familiar in the face mates of insurance managers have been of that man sitting on the opicsite side -rawlin? upward all the tim e, and the of the ear? Girl with the Julia Marlowe Dimple— figures given in reports filed by the Yes; it’s his eyes. I wish he’d be a little companies with tfie New York Insur- mce department indicate that even the less familiar with them. highest estim ate which they fiave made is too low*. T E R R IB L E TO RECA LL. Several weeks after the conflagration Five W eeks in Bed With Intensely a detailed estimate of the amount of ach company’s risks fixed the total Painful Kidney Trouble. insurance in the burned district at Mrs. Mary Wagner, of 1367 Kossuth 1252,363,000. T hirty-three companies Ave., Bridgeport, Conn., says: “ I was which have made sworn returns to the so weakened and Vew York Insurance department, ad generally run down mit a liability of $102,499,000. The with kidney dis estimate of their liability was $96,063,- ease that for a long )00. Taking the same percentage of time I could not do iifferencjs for all the 108 companies my work and was which were included in the list, the five weeks in bed. fotal of their liabilities would be There was contin placed at $269,271,000. ual bearing down An addition must be made for pain,terrible back Lloyds, for the “ undegrronnd” con aches, headaches cerns, and for the companies which and at times dizzy had some risks here but were not spells when every named with the 108. This addition thing was a blur may be estimated at $10,000 000, before me. The passages of the kidney which brings the total up to about secretions were irregular and painful, 12 8 0 ,0 0 0 ooo. and there was considerable sediment From this calculation the German and odor. I don’t know what I would )t Freeport, and the German National have done but for Doan’s Kidney P ills. \re omitted, as their returns to the New I could see an improvement from the York Insurance department have a pe first box, and five boxes brought a dual culiar look. On the basis of the re cu re.” turns of the thirty-three companies Bold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. ibove referred to, the German, of Free- Foeter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. port, and the German National, would be involved to the extent of $6,213,000 in the disaster, but they admit a loss of only $2,817,000. E N T E R LAND AT SH O SH O N E . U xah —I ’ve been ueirly dead for aleer | No other man of foreign birth ever he last week. 1 could scarcely showed such flue command of the Kng ike while 1 was writing that ston lish language or used it so felicitously. « printed yesterday, A man who objected strongly to his s— 1 can easily believe it. It af j politics but admired his talents as a e the same way while 1 was read I writer once said: “I wish Mr. Schurz rom sympathy, I suj»pose. couldn’t write so w e ll: 1 could hate V itus' l'ao< * »nut till N erv o u s I >!•&«•« him better.” In 1877 Carl Schurz vis .m nan tly cu red t»y l>r. Kl.i»»* k i o rer. S e n d f<»r F U F .E f ‘¿ t r ia l h o ttl» and | ited Boston to make a speech against K l l . R l i u . 1*1.,M l A rc h S t , P ttila.,Pu . Benjam in F. Butler, who was running for Governor of Massachusetts. While Aa A p iir c c la t Ion. you ever seen Hamlet played urguing on the question of the resuiup as you thought It should he?" ti«m of specie payments, an issue that «n«werp«l Mr. Stormington was paramount at that time. Mr. ; “ l have often wished 1 might j Schurz likened “inflation” t«> a balloon I eetator at one *>f my own per filled that had carried the American | •es.”— Washington Star. nation off its feet. At that time lie ' ma«le use of the following expression, To Break In New Shoes. which brought the immense umllence « h a k e in A lle n 's F o o t L ust*, a p o w d e r h o t , » w e s tin g , a c h in g , sw o lle n fe e t . that greeted him to its f e e t: “ We have rn x . in g r o w in g n a ils a n d B u n io n » At I <i»tn a n d sh o e « to r e s , '¿«V D o n 't a c c e p t i placed our feet on solid ground ugaln t i t u t e . s a m p le m a ile d K K K E A d d re ss • and we nropose to keep them there.” C zar P laces Russia Back U Own Despotic Rule $30,000,000 lor Panama Canal More Than Subscribed. Mies Annie Hendren, Kocklyn, W ash., writes: “ I feel better than 1 have for over four yeare. I have taken several bot tles of Peruna and one bottle of Mana lin . “ I can now do all of my work in the houee, milk the cows, take care of the m ilk, and so forth. I think Peruna is a most wonderful medicine. “ I believe I would be in bed today if I bad not written to you for advice. I had taken all kinds of medicine, but none did me any good. “ Peruna has made me a well and hap py girl. I can never say too much for Peurna.” Not only women of rank and leisure praise Peruna, but the wholesome, use ful women engaged in honest toil would not be without I)r. Hartm an’s world renowned remedy. The doctor has prescribed it for many thousand women every year and he never fails to receive a multitude of letters like the above, thanking him for his advice, and especially for the wonderful benefits received from Pe runa. lal DOUMA D IS S O L V E I Save the Babies. NFANT M O RTALITY is something frightful. We can hardly realize that of all the children born in civilized countries, twentytwo per cent., or nearly one-quarter, die before they reach one y e a r; thirtyseven per cent., or more than one-third, befose they are five, and one-half before they aro fifteen! We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would save a ma jority of these precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to say that many of these infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of narcotic preparations. Drops, tinctures and soothing syrups sold for children’s complaints contain more or less opium, or morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity they stupefy, retard circulation and lead to congestions, sickness, death. Castoria operates exactly the reverse, but yon must see that it bears the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher. Castoria causes the blood to circulate properly, opens the pores of the skin and allays fever. I Letters from Prom inent Physicians addressed to Chas. h. Fletcher. AVegetablc Preparation for A s sim ilating theFoodandUegula ling the Stomachs anil Uuwels of I n f a n t s / ( hildre Prom otes Digestion.Cheerful- n e ss and Rcst.Contains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. N o t N a b c o t ic . fíta p € o f O ld D r S A M V EL rm Z H K R Fum pkui Seed ‘ j4 lx . 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The form ula contains nothing deleterious to the most delicate of children.” Dr. C. G. Sprague, of Omaha, Neb., say s: “Your Castoria Is an Ideal medicine for children, and I frequently prescribe it. W hile I do not advo cate the indiscrim inate use of proprietary medicines, yet Castoria is an exception for conditions which arise in the care of children.” Dr. J . A. Parker, of Kansas City, Mo., says: “Your Castoria holds the esteem of the medical profession in a manner held by no other proprii- tary preparation. It is a sure and reliable medicine for infants and chil dren. In fact, it Is the universal household remedy for Infantile ailm ents.” Dr. H. F . M errill, of Augusta, Me., says: “Castoria Is one of the very finest and most rem arkable rem ediej for Infants and children. In my opinion your Castoria has saved thousands from an early grave. I can furnish hundreds of testim onials from th is locality as to its efficiency and m erits.” Dr. Norman M. Geer, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: “During the la st twelve years I have frequently recommended your Castoria as one of the best preparations of the kind, being safe In the hands of parents and very ef fective in relieving children's disorders, while the ease w ith which such a pleasant preparation can be administered is a great advantage." GENUINE CASTORIA Facsimile Signature of NEW A1 b YORK. m o n th s 35 D o s f ^ - o ld 33 er NTS The Kind You Have Always Bought tX A C T C O PY O F W R A P P E R . UMBMax ALWAYS Bears the Signature of — - —^ In- THX Use For Over 3 0 Years. OKNTAUR COMPANY. TT MURRAY ■▼«((▼, NXW YORK CITT. ------------------------------------------------------------------—, Q u ite T ru e. Miss Boston—They say she’s extreme ly haughty. Miss Tours— I should say so ! The last time I saw her she was sailing down the street iu------ Miss Boston— Pardon m e; why do you use that senseless expression? How could she go “sailing” down the street? Miss Tours— Easy enough. I saw her last In Venice. The Catholic Stand ard and Times. M o t h e r s w i ll fin d M r«. W in d o w 's .S o o th in g S y r u p t h e b e s t r e m e d y to u s e fo r t h e i r c h i l d r e n d u r in g t h e t e e t h in g j ¿ r io d . M o n n le u r H yde. “M. Jam es Hyde,’’ says the Paris Figaro, “the exceedingly rich American who appertains to the most high society of New York, comes from commanding at Paris a carriage electric. It is to the French industry that M. Jam es Hyde is addressed himself for to have the most comfortable, tlie most eommo- di«>us and the most elegant of the vehi cles of the city.”—Translated by H ar per’s Weeklv. S t a t « o r O h io , C i t y o r T o l e d o , l I . vca s C o u n ty , i F r a n k J . « h e n r y m a k e s o a t h t h a t h e Is s e n i o r p a r t n e r o f t h e firm o f K. J . CHENEY A C o ., d o in g l>u«ine«s in t h e C it y o f T o le d o , C o u n t y a n d S t a t e a f o r e s a id , a n d t h a t s a id firm w ill p ay t h e su m o f ON K H C N D R K D D O L L A R S fo r e a .h and e v e ry ca se o f C a ta r rh t h a t c a n n o t be c u r e d by t h e u s e o f H a l l ' s C a t a r r h C u r e . F R A N K .F. C H K N E Y . S w o r n t o b e fo r e m e a n d s«ibseri»s*«l in m y p r e s e n c e , t h i s 6 t h d a y o f I » e c e m b e r , A . Tv. is * 6 . A. W . G L E A S O N , I j N o ta r y P u b lic . H a ll's C a t a r r h C u r e Is t a k e n I n t e r n a l l y , a n d a c t s d ir e c t ly o n t h e b lo o d a n d m u c o u s s u r fa c e s o f t h e s y s te m . S e n d f r t e s t im o n ia ls , fr e e F . .! C H K N E Y A C O ., T o le d o , O . 8 o ld b y D r u g g is t s , 75c. H a l l 's F a m ily T ill s a r e t h e b e s t. Baron Taknki says four fifths of Japanese boys are now studying glish. and that It will soon become language of Japan, and later of world. M ore l ik e th* En the the I t. “Graphter Is in financial straits. I hear.” “Don’t believe It. I ’ll l»et they’re financial crookeds.” — Philadelphia Ledger. How Good Food may Turn to Poison ECAY is not digestion, you know, even when it takes place in the stomach. D Food decayed in the body after being eaten is as dangerous to health as food decayed before being eaten. Food nourishes or poisons, just accord ing to how long it remains in tht I wels undigested. Cascarets are the simplest and surest safeguard against Delayed Digestion yet discovered. Sold in a thin Enamel Box, half as thick as your watch, which fits into the vest pocket or lady's purse as if it grew there. In this round-edged Enamel Box are found six small Candy Tablets. One of these toothsome tablets works wonders for digestion. Soon as placed in the mouth it starts the Saliva flowing, which at once gets to work dissolving it. The Saliva becomes blended with the Candy Cascaret tablet, and from the moment they start going down your throat together they start working to gether. Now, what do they work at? Bowel- work, of course—Digestion. t * t Most of the Digestion occurs In the thirty feet of Intestines that connect with the Stomach. They are lined with a set of little mouths, that squeeze Digestive Juices Into the Food eaten. The Digestive Juices thus mix with the food, just as Saliva mixes with Cas caret tablets, dissolving and changing that food into nourishment, as it passes along the channel. The Intestines are also lined with m!L lions of little suction pumps, that draw the Nutriment from Food, as it passes them in going through. This Nutriment is then carried Into the Blood, and spread over the Body as Brain, Bone and Brawn. But, when the Bowel-Muscles are weak, the Food moves too slowly to stimulate the little Castric Mouths and there is no flow, or too little flow of Digestive Ju ice, to change the food into nourishment. Then, the food decays in the Be wels, and in the thirty feet of Intestines. When this Decay begins the little suc tion pumps draw Poison from the decayed Food, into the blood, instead of the Nutri tion it should have drawn. Now, Cascarets contain the only com bination of drugs that Stimulates these Muscles of the Bowels and Intestines just as a Cold Bath, or open-air Exercise, stimulates a Lazy Man. Cascarets therefore act like Exercise. They produce the same sort of Natural result that a Six Mile walk in the country would produce, without any injurious Chemical effect. The Vest Pocket Cascaret Box is sold by all Druggists, at Ten Cents. Be sure you get the genuine, made only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and never sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped “ CCC.’ * • t r « t F R E E T O O U R FRIEN D SI We w ant to send to our friends a beautiful French-desifnetf. GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX, turd-enameled in colors. It is a beauty for ,th# dressing table. Ten cents in stamps is asked as s measure of good faith and to cover cost of Cascarets, with which tUls dainty trinket is loaded. 1 7» Send to-day. mentioning this paper. Address Sterling Remedy Company. Chicago or New York.