TAGE TWO LAKK COUNTY EXAMINE! AVUIL 2, 1914 Lakeview Saddlery A complete llneot wagon mid lutjriry liarnfufi, whips, robes, bits, rlates, spurs, quilts, rose ettes, etc., etc. Ml 111' Everything In the 1 1 ne of carriage and horse furnish lugs. Kepalring by competent men. THE BEST VAQUERO SADDLE ON THE MARKET AHLSTROM & GUNTHER, Inc. Successors to S. F. AHLSTR.OM NEVADA -CALlFDRNlA-DREdON HY. Daily Service Reno to Lakeview Except Sundays No. 1 Arrives Lakeview at 9:40 P. M. No. 2 Leaves Lakeview at 5:40 A. M. Daily Except Sunday Pullman A ISuffett8ervice Between Lakeview and Keoo C. W. CLASS, AGENT :: LAKEVIEW, OREGON THE PALACE BAR O'CONNOR & DUGGAN - - PROPRIETORS A Gentlemen's Popular Resort :: PHONE 32 CHOICE BRAND WINES, LIQUORS, CIGARS Lakeview Steam Laundry HARRY C. HUNKER. Prop. We give efficient service and do good work. Send your washing and give us a trial. TELEPHONE No. 732 OUR, POPULAR, T IS . I TTRA CTIS'G the attention of old and young of both sexes. Our magBiticent beer is u speeial brew whieh all know ing householders should have at home not only for the use of guests, but for the benefit of every member of the family. This brew is one that tinly needs to be tust-i-il to be niiteeiated. It is not only good as a thirst-tuetteher but a splendid touie for invalids and people of weak constitutions. POST & KING, Proprietor CUTLERY THAT CUTS Steel of the Lest quality at fair prices. Our cutlery is made from the best English steel. We have also in stock fine pocket cutlery, scissors, shears, etc., etc., made by the best English manufacturers from the finest Sheffield steel. T. E. BERNARD ''EVERYTHING IS' HARDWARE AND FARM IMPLEMENTS" LAKEVIEW, OREGON i Good form Correct Table Service. The Inestimable value mill comfort of having ttu home table correctly , served tumuit ho overestimated, ns the refined home, whore luciikfiiM. Inm li eon iiiul dinner lire pleasant him In I oc cnslous Ntnl where ttie initid Is tmiuht to serve deftly ntnl noiselessly, need never four the event of I'Mni gnosis luncheon or tlinner, owing to the fact thnt tlie routine will viir.v hut Ik 1 -I)' from thnt to wlil.h the iiinUI Is ne customed. "line does not grow old nt table," Is a favorite saying hi Italy, a tut utmost ns important ns the food Is the way In which It Is serveil timl presented to us. t'nfil mutely many housewives think thnt with hut the services of one general maid, who perforce Is lioth cook mill waitress, a perfect table Is denied them anil, unless she Is already drilled In this most Important branch of her work, expect but little else save the bringing In of the dinner ami the changing of the plates between courses. Simplicity in home mentis 119 well ns In more formal functions Is now Is-Ing adopted by even the most successful hostesses, nnd the dinner or luncheon of three or four courses, each perfect In Itself and correctly served. Is In finitely to be preferred to a more elab orate repast, carelessly cooked and pre Rented. The Motorcar. Elegance bus extended to the motor car. and the smart womau spares 110 trouble to turu ber automobile Into u miniature boudoir or. ns some cynics call It. dressing room. A very web known artist has iicon so busy for tin last few weeks with commissions tor painting the panels of motorcars that he bus been obliged to refuse orders Some of the splendid new touring cars have their panels decorated with hand painted pictures representing fa vorite scenes or figure subjects recall ing the days wheu Wat tea 11 and Kri- gonard were popular. Inside the whole auto Is lined with shot moire silk, and seats are on glid ed Bwlvels so that tbey may be turned in any direction. Small racks contain bottles of iierfume. powder boxes In beaten sliver gilt or In Inlaid shell and the necessary stick or Up salve In a round receptacle of the same shell or metal. A row of shelves Is filled with the last thing Id novels, and a neat writing desk Is fitted so that letters may he dealt with eu route. The Hat and the Expression. "Weurlng the hat slightly to one Ride Is very liecomlug to some faces those with a dasn of fun and coquetry in their expression." remarked an observ ing woman. "Gainsborough's famous Duchess of Devonshire' is an instance. But the present fuslilmi of wearing the bat so one sided that part of the uur row brim ioiuts to the zeuith. while Its opixisite side rests upon the shoul der, is likely to be grotesque rather than picturesque, especially when the wearer has no air of solemn gloom as her natural expression, as many of us have. A clever woman once wrote. "Never cry in a rose colored bat.' The greater includes the less. "Never look glum In a one sided bat' Though It Is a fashion of the bour to wear it so. no oue need do it. The middle aged person frequently wears u look of anxious severity that sometime! amounts to scowling. It means abort sight or a fear of looking too amiable, that is all. but to unite this fearsome expression with a bat standing on Its own brim is to make a sartorial mis take of tkie tirst order." Announce Names Distinctly. It would be amusing were it not vex Btions to note how seldom oue bears a name clearly pronounced on introduc tion. A mumble, where only the word Miss or Mr. is clearly understood, and more often than not it is quite Impos sible to say whether one has been in troduced to Mrs. or Miss. It is always embarrassing to any one to talk to a person of whose name one Is in doubt, ami few persons have the courage to ask to have it repealed. While a loud voice is not proper or correct, the name should be distinctly pronounced or mistakes In addressing the person are very upt to cause em barrassment and often misuuilerstund ings easily avoided if the names are known. Very simple ure the rules for mak ing introductions by a host or hostess, us men are always presented to wom en, younger to the older, unmarried women to murried. and only In the event of the guest of honor being a distinguished inr.n are ladles present ed to hlui Drinking Healths. Since grape Juice bas become the fashion und temperance healths are drunk It is convenient to know just what Is the etiquette of health drink ing. When the health of a guest of honor Is proposed every one rises, in cluding the honor guest, and ull drink. In responding one may just suy. "1 thank you and my kind host and host ess and beg you to Join me in drinking to their very good health and happi ness." This at once brings about an other response and relieves the honor guest, who joins In drinking the toast A guest at a dinner party never "drinks alone " All drink whenever a toast Is proposed to any one present or absent. EASTER HATt CHEAP. ' Caster entnee but once a year, An1 many men air alsrl. Tor. thmiKh It etmiiM l otherwise, Knater maRra tltni aaol, Heentise those I'aMpr huts are high. Anil women, don't you know, MiiKt te In style her, don't you Smllet If bnts are hliih or low. Hut Johnny lHe of our row Una ceased to be the snat. It con tii him not a simile rl If wife wants tint or coat. Anil John hits seven dnuahtera too. Oh, fathers, think of t tint I. If enrh one took you by the ear Anil holler oil fur hat I John bouaht Ms wife sonic Leghorn hens 1 And Kve nu ll Kil l some too. I Well, now, you oiiKht to sen the fun I Oh, Koooness, what ailol Those women hnvo an eR contest An. 1 ... ........... I......I itiev no noi nn-n in nK lor casn From "these Unlit listed men " John's women folks-my, how they (tress I John has cash In the bunk, Ami no one but the liumtile ben Una Johnny loe to thank. Friend, when your wife cornea coolnf round Alioitl that Knster tionnrt Just throw your tirm urouml her neck And reint her this sweet sonnet. Then Rive her some nice I.eshorn hens. Ami lints will eonio like fun. Those, hens will jump iltilil on the nest, Ami, pop. they'll lay her one! (.'. M. HAP.NITZ. KURIOS FROM KOR RESPONDENTS Q. Whnt Is wrong when a cock's comb turtis dark? A. It's a sign of Indigestion, weak heart, diseased liver, sluggish circulation or frostbite. Q. I have n Ioghoru cockerel with a lop comb. How 'can I mako li!tu carry It straight? A. If misshapen, thin nt base or has deep linger marks, you enn't ch.mgo it This trouble Is often the result of weakness from lack of nutritious food, the Inroads of lice or loosening of comb through roup. la theso cases removal of cause generally makes comb correct Q. If you were to start n gxso farm, what variety would you clusise? A. The While I'mlxleti. Q. What do you think of moth IiiiIIh for louse killer In winter? A. The laying hens aren't on the nest often enough to get any benefit from theiu and only touch them with the under- body. The worst lice ore on the neck and head. Moth balls are apt to flavor the efrg". Q. What Is meant by 11 top cross of Rhode Island Ited mid White Leg horn? A. Mating a It hod e Island Ited male and White I-eirliorn females. FEATHERS AND EGGSHELLS. Twelve dozen clii kens ure killed mid dressed every Salnnl.i.i by the poultry class at the Kansas experiun nt sta tion. This certniti'y bents l!ie lessons on "IIiw to !ro-s Poultry by Mall" Issued Nv the ' -nn- :'.' school. Yes, practical wori; t in every de partment 11I' blc. Many ilo not ici'i,.- what a bard worker the hen K I'rom dawn to twlligl:t . flie is 011 the go. nod all for food to keep up Jier Issly and manu facture her product. If a dairy cow does 'not get suitable ami sufficient feed she does not pnslnee quantity and quality in milk, and Jtint so with the hard working hen site can't mako something out of nothing. The latest convert to poultry culture Is Churles M. Schwab, the steel mag nate. He is building a concrete, steam heated, elwtrlcully lighted poultry plaut on bis farm at Loretto, Pit. We remind him that it takes good strains, great pains, good grains and burnished brains, as well as boodle, to get tbero with cockadoo4le. The Clmlx Icctulurius. commonly known ns the bedbug1, alias the crim son rambler, in slang the B flat, la branded a transmitter of tuberculosis and other contagious, diseases, and hu mans ulllicted with 'em should dispose of thorn quickly without a trlul by Jury. The Dermanyssus galllnae. the red mite or bedbug ot the lien tribe, as It crawls from hen to ben. also Is a carrier of microbes and often spreads a disease whose presence Is hard to ex plain. Tbo old story that the cackling of geese saved Koine is old evidence of their watchdog quality. A stranger, a strange dog or a hawk comes in sight ami without fail the old gander and bis whole crowd start to honk. They have been known to sound the fire ulanu and to sound the Alamo wheu chicken thieves appeared, und such rubberneck cops are gisid to have around. The farmer Is very careful that the hog, sheep or beef he sells Is in line condition for market, but be seldom prepares his isiultry for sale und often just grabs the chickens off the roost at night and starts with them for market the next day before daylight. This slipshod way of doing business bus led to the establishment of great fatten ing plants near Chicago, where the farmer's thin chickens arc finished and sold at a big profit that goes Into the other fellow's pocket. Mr. John J. Sweeney of 172 East Ninety-fourth street. New York, bought a cold storage egg und wrote to a Miss Clara Itaker of Uellefoutalue, O., whose nume was on tlie egg. She bad been married four yours and recalled tbut six mouths before the wedding she bad packed the egg for shipment. This Is rather mi old egg. but there are others. While glass lets In the light and sun's heat It Is nlso 11 rapid conductor of heat, and this Is why henhouses with big glass rronts get cold so quick at night and Jack Frost covers the biff windows with Ice. I.nke tVunty 8Mtsineii Notes (Oregon Sportsman for March) Mr. Jeff Howard recently cmun In front Jack's Trcok country with 12 lino marten pelts. Mr. Wm. LuSnter, of Silver Luke, reports thnt two hundred deer Is a conservative estimate ot the number wintering In tho low hills In his lo cality. la some Instances deer have coiuo In mid fed at liny stacks. Six teen heinl wero counted from tho roadway ten tulles north of Silver Lnko tine day during the latter part of Kebrtmry. On the twenty-third of Feb. Mr. William LnHuter reports thut Urge numbers of I'nuadii goose have re turned to tho Silver Luke, country. They have already begun to pair olT. ( In the Silver I.nko und Paulina1 marshes there aro nbout four hund red swans. Mr. .1. W. Donnelly rumo to Puis-! ley recently with flfty-r.lx coyote anil i twenty-ono bob-cat hides. This was' tho result of bis work in the bills north of Paisley. On February lltlt tho first geese of tho season camo to Warner Lake.! The migration Is curlier this year! because there lias not been so much 1 Ice. j On February fith sixteen deer; were seen traveling muitli through; the south end of Drewe Valley, The band no doubt had been living In j the mahogany thickets till they run ) out of feed and had to migrate. Nothing No tiiMid for n Cough or it Cold When you have a cold you want tho best medicine obtuluublo so us to gel rid of It with the, least possible delay. There are many who consider Chutnherlulii's Cough Kemedy un surpassed. Mrs. J. Horoff. Klillii. Ohio says, "Kver since my dnughter Put!; Wiv cured of a severe cold and cough by Chamberlain's Cough Ite med) two years ago I have felt kind ly disposed towurd the manufactur ers of thut preparation. I know of nothing so (itilck to relieve 11 cough or cure a c.ib!." For stile by. all good dealers. Worden Will Defend Klamath Packed by tho patriotic cltltniis of Klamath county, Judgo Wordon will make a slntn campaign to validates tho warrants of Klamath County, which hnvn been attacked to the amount of fJZG.OOO by iioii-riisldent timber barons who have no Inter cut In tho county except to grab all they can nnd pay as llttlu taxes "aa possible. Tho warrants wero Issued mostly for road bulltllng'tind Klam ath illl.etiH wish to pay them. Judge Worden will nt oncn ask the co operation of nil county judges !u counties whose present Indebted ness exceeds the constitutional li mit of $ r. 0 0 0 , and petitions will bo circulated to place the, liisuo on tlin utittc ballot to authorize tho valida tion of varrnuts In all counties thus Involved. Hod ;ruln Scarce The Fort. Kork correspondent to tho Silver Lake Leader writes ss follows: Farmers are still hunting seed grain. It seems the ltond people have not been able to supply t'11 de maud. This Is my fifth year M.d I l.avo never seen tuuc'i 1 1 thuslastn lH this. IjO : 1 luerent to A'httl It i.lu when on Ml tie old t (.-horse needer did ser,-. i for tho whole val !. The Reason Fewer People Take "Salts Alfalfa Scsl iji Demand Now that a prlco of 15 cents per pound In being made on the consign ment or alfalfa seed which Jay P. Harttr has in charge, the seed Is be ing sold very rapidly. The seed Is that brought In by John Sharp and Son of Modoc County, and Is of su perior quality. Those desiring to en gage u quantity should see Mr. Hur ler at once. Merrill Itecord. TilL FX AM1N1CK FOR JOIl WOflK We find the use of Milts and other harsh physics Is boeoinmlng less every yeur because more people are using Hcxull Orderlies, which we and they firmly believe to be tho best bowel remedy ever mude. They taste so much like cnudy that even the children like them. At the same time they act o canity and naturally that there Is 110 purging, griping or pain. They promptly remove the constipation ami by soothing und strengthening the bowels mako It less liable to occur again. Wo have the utmost faith It them. We know what they are made of and tho pleasant, beneficial results that always follow their use. You needn't take our word for It. If Itexall Orderlies do not help you If tbfiy don't entirely relievo all your bowel troubles come back and tell us and we'll give back your money. In vest pocket tin boxes; 10c, 26e, GOc. You n buy Itexall Orderlies only nt The Itexall Stores, anil In this town only of us. Thornton Drug Company, Ijikeviev, Oregon. HOTEL LAKEVIEW F. P. LIGHT MANACtR ERECTED IN 1900 Samplo Room tor Commercial Traveler Mod or Throughout. Flret Claa Accommodation HIS is the time of the year when attention should he devoted to your season's Job Printing We have the material--ve have the ideas. 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