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About Lake County examiner. (Lakeview, Lake County, Or.) 1880-1915 | View Entire Issue (July 25, 1912)
M. DUCKWORTH Offtca?. Water 8t. H. VtKMOM M. HVMKtm Telephone No. 101 Lakcvicw Ice, Transfer and Storage Co J. 1 laCKWOKTU, Mawagicr Tranfer and Drnyftge Ice PHvcrd 11 AGO AGE AND HOUSEHOLD GOODS STORED RATES rCRNISHfctt OK DEMAND. "OUR CUSTOMERS ARE OUR ADVERTISERS LAKE COUNTY ABSTRACT COMPANY locorporared. A Complete Record We hare made an entire transcript of all Keeorde In Lake Count y which In any way, affect Keal Property In the county. We hare a complete Record ot every MortfcjHfCP and trann(er ever made In Lake Connty. and erer Deed iclren. Errors Found In Titles In irancribinit the record we have found numerooa ruort frames recorded In the Deed record and indexed; and many deeds are recorded in the Mortgage record and other Iioorh. Hundreds of mortgage and deeds are not Indexed at all. and moat difficult to trace up from the records. We have notations of all these Errors. Other annot floa them. We have not hundred of dollar bunting up these errors, and we can fully guarantee our work J. D. VENATOR, nanager. WALLACE & SON (Wm. Wallaco, Coronor for Lakm County) UNDERTAKERS PROMPT ATTENTION AND SATISFACTION GUARANTEED .. ' ', Parlors, next door to Telephone Office WATSON BUILDING LOW ROUND TRIP FARES To Western Points From Bend CENTRAL OREGON LIME $13.95 Clatsop Beach Seaside and Ge&rhari.Ote'gon. on the Pacific Ocean. This la the perfect seashore vacation resort jnt south of the month of the Columbia River, reached directly by "The Sorth Bank Road." Tickets sold dally. Return limit, Oct. Mat. $ J 5.30 Tacoma, Montamara Festo Seattle's splendid annual civic carnival. Tickets sold J uly 14, 16, 18. Limit, July 22. $ 9.95 Portland, Elks Grand Lodge Tacoma's great annual carnival. Tickets sold June 2S and July 2. Limit, July 5. $ 6,90 Seattle, Golden Potlatch The greatest national convention of 'the year. A solid week of public entertainment. Tickets sold July 7. 8, 0, 10, 11. Limit July 22. Oregon Trunk Railway trains run dally without change between Central Oregon points and Portland. Train leaving Bend 6:30 A.M. arriving Portland 5:30 P.M. . 1 Detailn will be furnished on request. W. . COM AN, Con' I Freight &. Pass. Agt., PORTLAND, ORE. J. H.. CORBETT, Agt., BEND, ORE. THE BEST LAGER BEER AND WHISKIES IN TOWN AT THE KENTUCKY SALOON POST & KING. PROPRIETORS i The Order Sent By Telephone is taken down carefully and fil led with the utmost exactness at this market. You can count on getting Just as choice a cut as If you were here to see us cut it for you. So If you cannot or do not cure to come In person, phone un what you want and we'll see that you get It as and when you want It. Lakeview Meat, Market HAYES & GROB. props HIRAM I1IGRADE ON THE WARPATH Gets Hunch Old Quartz Frolics With Serpents, Ravens, Hobgoblins, Etc. SsUBSCIUBEFOR THE EXAMINER. (rilirhUrade New) The are some of the day that are filled with rampant and ranicaboo. Several yards of bran, new crepe i preparing to flop In the festive breete from the latch airing of the Krumblar aanrtum. There ia liable to be many varieties of lamentation in K rooked Kreek K any on tolerbly soon. Event h become stringhalt from coating episode, and tormoil haa fondled the auburn treaaea of hilarity with a double jack. The bearltroken boo hoo of the bull grouoe in the Jungle baa ioined the jar of dynamite on the summit, and the burro's loud hoaanna on the heather. There haa been warwhoop, wail, and many aorta of weep in K rooked Kreek onlv a little while ago, and alo quite recently, and my iron gray ringleta have ricen thus lured to a certiain apot only about three fourths of an inch from the grave. Somewhere near the geometrical di ameter of last "Tuesday night, when good men waked the welkin with their snore, I was handed a handy hunch by Hunchy Hunchback, to the effect that Old Quarts baa teen untrue to me, and I there, and in the Identical center of that very spot, made up toy mind to quit him. The tiuncb banded me by Hunchy immediately poceeded to make me fed, and otherwise absolutely believe that there waa something exoeedinlgy da ad under the houese. Huncby poured aaid anecdote into the wrinklea and weather teaten fuzs ot my Northwest auditory nerve. It re lated to your Uncle Hiram a tale vast ly more esthetic than that of "The Phantom Uromedaires, The Mirage Devourers The Desert : A tale of Sand and Silence." I It was a hunch that came within one milliontn Dart of an centimeter of I coating me my life. It thundered its tradition of combined mental decrepi tude, moral delinquency and phyiical degeneracy in my ions, left lobe, that made me earnestly desire to seek some quiet secerted crsnny where only the crickets chirp and the June bug whets hia bill on the pumpkin vine. 1 would rather be deceased than to suffer again tna ?therica thrill y that dire mo ment. The hunch duly advised me that dur ing my absence Old Quarts had jig gered, Aim flammed, skinned, fleeced peeled and otherwise removed the pelt from my person. That he bad aecret ly, and likewise clandestine: also felon iously and sacrilegiously tinkered with, fumbled over, peered at, grabbed, purloined and appropriated cretain and divers pieces of silver, there and then, and until that identical moment being and constituting tbe kopeka in and also t of our common exchequer. That with said visible meana of support be re pared immediately, and with all due alertness and energy to the rear Dortal of Pick Handle Pete'a regret factory, and that with some hard, bsavy and bandy weapona of warfare he aid there and then and in that one said apot, plare orlocality, on said back door de posit with great strength of body and fearlessness of spirit one long and two short thunder bolts, wbicb said aingal is used by Old Quartz as his grand hailing aign of distress when the di mensions of his thirst overpowers the magnitude of bis idea of what shall a men do to te saved. That Old Quartz willfully placed his person upon the inBide of said Pick Handle Pete's parlor of vain regrets, and immediately thereafter to place his said same person upon the outside of 49 or 50 jolts of that rare old commodi ty that maketh not afraid, at the ex penae of the co-partnership, without my knowledge it consent while 1 was atsent and also elsewhere. That he suddenly realized that John D. Rorke feller was his step parent and that in a very short space of recorded t inn' he would convey said Joi n to the aouth east corner of a cemetery for the sole purpose of planting all that will then be mortal of said bald headed,- sto machelss and hard hearted step father in a deep and convenient hole that ia to be excavated for that purpose only. That he waa then and there a million aire, magnate or other bull guy: that his place of earthy abode was upon a 'corner lot at the intersection of Jubi lee Avenue and Easy Street within tbe city of Krooked Kreek, county and state aforesaid; that while thus rea lizing the get rich quick hope of a ing, meaiidei ng and eventful career, the beneficiaries of his opulence sud denly and mysteriously discovered that Old Quartz was unable to say as to whether a very low high ball or an ex ceedingly high low ball would produce the most instantaneous shekels of this great and glorious American ftepublic. Deponent further and likewise averse that Old Quartz became unwell, and that he wan removed to bis habitation on a stretcher, and located upon bis couch of refoae, by Rasoo Redmon , Chipper Charlie Mixer Marden, at. j others, there and then asaemoled In the aald crociodlre and hobgoblin nursery of aald Pick Handle Pete, to partake of ssld esasnee of barb wire and tarantula with Old Quant, at the expenae of our aad common execheq-ner. Affiant further states that while re clining upon aaid maitresa of reat Old Quarts auddenly became exceedingly and violenly bug house, and battled with tea aerpants within hia foot wear and tbe ravena that- were perched uoon all of hia bed posts, hia hat peg the nail keg, the muck shovel and other household utensils. Furthermore that while the coroner's jury was giving Pick Handle Pete a verdict of "Murder In The First De gree." Old Quarts auddenly and mysteriously returned to consciousness, and in a ocular, ribald and uncounth manner requested the coroner and bis jury, the mourners and all four ot the pallbearera to "have another one with him," at the expenae of our said com mon exchequer. When thia bunch had all been handeJ to your Uncle Hiram I at once and al so Immediately proceeded to ascertain the then precise and exact where a bouts of Old Quarts. The blood of my ancestors called from the cemeter ies of 17 states and territoriea for vengence. There was something ex ceedingly red In both of my pale blue eyes. I vearned for a mess of grind aones and pig Iron for my evening repast, with a dish of well done mon key wrenches fur desert. I longed to bang all of the bide of Old Quarts up on our gate post. 1 desired intensely to locate hia mortal one hundretb frac tion of a not much of anything on tbe other side of the jasper walls. I finally located him on .Jubilee Avenue conversing with himself in eight or nine different languages. His costume had almoat entirely disappered from bia person, and hia cleanliness had gone to join the dear departed. Hia noodle waa ready for the repair shop: and hia breath waa something1 upon which one could ride with per- j feet safety. I took him gently by his ; right phulanires, led him down to1 Cock roch Connie's "Flower Garden" ' gave him a dollar and aix bits, with I my latest Installment of good fatherly ! advice, poured aeveral more Irish dew- j drops into his funnel and then your Unole Hiram danced "Turkey in The Straw," on the basement of Old! Quartz, and fanned biro to aleep with I a handspike. It is an awful thing to monkev with ; that which belongs to another, or to tinker with tbe kopeks ot a common exchequer. PLANT FOR SUNSET TMNJMMPANY Leasing Co. Arranges To Install and Go After Gold In Practical Way (llitfh Grade News) Mr. F. E. Sargent, of the Sunshine Twin Leasing Co., went to Reno Thursday to purchase a bolst for the working ot the company on Lease No. 6 of the Sunshine Mine. This company is considered the moat active in the district. Judge Nelson, F. O. McKell and F. E. Sargent belong to the "Worker" class of mine opera tors. The mine in tne ground, while the other fellow sinks his shafts and drives his level in his mind, and on beautifully enamelled paper. Mr. Ahlstrom of the company is a wide awake and successful buBinesa man, and believes I., driving tnings. Until the machinery arrives work will be prosecuted vigorously by hand. THE COOK UP AT ANDERSON LAKE (Utjih tirade News) You msy sing of your heroes And sing of your wart You may sing of your oceans And mountains and atara For the present such Fanciful themes 1 forsake To sing of tbe cook Up at Anderson lake. Thia man'a an inventor Aa wall as a cook And la bound to be famoua Ry oook or by crook Such queer combinations He'd brew and he'd bake We railed him the "Chef" Up at Anderson lake. The work waa all right And the bunk house was nice Except for some Insects Much smaller thsn mice Out the thought of the food Makes my belly still ache While Packard was cook Up at Anderson lake He made fourteen decorations Ot coffees and teaa He could decorate hell With a coat of split peaa And the way he stewed fruit Was proof that no "fake" Waa cooking ths grub Up at Anderson Iske. We had rice boiled in vinegar Mush stewed In fst And aoups that were flavored With heaven knowa what We bad adamant biscuit And aole leather cake Out the puddings were marvela At Anderson lake. He boiled them, he fried them And roasted them too He served them aa bash And be served them aa atew One ounce and a half Kept you Un nights awako Should you dare to eat that much At Anderson lake. "Welsh rabbit'' with vinegar Mustard and oil He would serve while he scratched At a pimple or boil And the wonderful smells He together could rake Made you think of a bone mijl At Anderaon lake. His actiona were filthy His msnners were rude His stories were wonderful Just like the food The shade of Munchausen In torment roust quake When he meets bis great rival From Anderson lake. W hen I go up to heaver. I'll interview PtU And show him some alulT That decide s A new cook he mu.l take I'll recommend l'ackard From Anderson 1: lie. Tbe camp equipment of tbe company is now completed, and the men have comfortable quarters. CIH CHESTER SPILLS DIAMOND BRAND LADIES I r t.k 7r lrerlt for CHI-CH RATER'S A lAMONb UKANU PILLS la Kkd maj Gold metallic twin, scaled with BluKO) Ribbon. Tata no otbsb. if rinrv SlHlta Hk for VHI-VUll.Tlu B V ailMUNU ItUANu ril.l.H. for twenty-fl) yr, regarded aa Beat, Battel, Always Ktllabla, SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS IMK CUCDVUfUCDC worth a.w a w. TIlbTKU "H n 3 s- rl!-3 Tn Rmtrettn U M C Cuba chbuae bS.ngle-shot Rifle Accuracy Safely Low Price Mony crack marksmen, now world famous, owe their training vi eya ana nana to one oi mesa single vnoi, uika-duwn rifles. We hav rnado the prica for the No. 4 and No. 0 rifles low enouKh to permit "everyone to become acquainted with the Remington- UMC qualities of accuracy and safety. Both liflt have caie-haidenrd framea, walnut ito.k and line. itm and riiie bull plalea. The No. 6 (22 or 32 calibre) has Remington-UMC ateel barrel, if accurately rifled snd chambered fat capa, lioru or lonp, and liaa new dcaigu open Irot.C, tear ana Uug peep light. Price $4.00. The No. 4 (.22, .25-10 and .32 calibre.) hat aa octagoa barrel of Rmmington-UMC steel, automatic ejector and porting rear light. Li pri-e. 6.0 ) P.tmlni'.on-UMCW perfect a!iooHn;j foniblnitlon. Kciuiaiiton Ariuii-Ur.icn Metallic Cartridge Co, 299 Broadway New York City OFFICIAL DIKbClUkY aanoaat PraaMenl Wlllam H.Taft V In Hraetdmt jame a. xnei maa Svoroiarf nlNiaUi I'lnland.-r :, Kuns atwreiary ul Troaaury......lrraaalln Mao Vets awrelarj nl War Jaonb H iMraliix.o Attorney (lenrral (Iporva W. VVIrtHtiam fuaiasaawt Ueaeral frank II, IIIMIiitK S irrlarjrnl Naj (It-orir VmiiI.. Meyer savreiary Interior to. A. Planer Sei reurr ol Asrlnuliiin Jam ri llea eretrrol l oniutnrta harlea Naeel C'tolel Juatloe t'harlra fcilwarU V tills ' U. S. Vvtialou t otumlwlouef W. a, Kloharda. U.S. laud ( ommtaalunsf ST4TS. (oT.tnof...., Swireiarf u I MIA la ,, rreaeuref Attorney Ueneral ., Suet, Cubits Inetruotloa. ... Printer , W. a. iiunlaay Dairy ami rood Ooa i. W, halley U.S. Seuatora OOnareeemea .... ... Oawald Weal ,. b a W. Ulroll . , 'Ihoa. H, Kat ..A. M.l rawlord I.. H. abterwaa I Jooatlieu Bourne. Jr. I Ueo. k. Chamberlain iVt.C. Ilawlry I A. W, I . Utterly Unlet Juallo .... tetociale Jaettoea . scrsaastnuBT R. 8. keaa I P. A. Moor ' ran i melt utlrloe I P. A. Mooi II. J. ti. a. 1 if. II. Uur T. A. MuU lttl Attorney.,., aiira Jtioii.laL bieraiea. Heurr L. neauB I. V. Kuyienrtail ueutatTtvs JxutHenator II. II. alerryraasi RpranlaUa ill ' rWUnau (W LTIiowpaoB o a. land or PICS. rthur W. Orion Hetatr free f Cronemlller Reoelver pohkmt orpine (illberl P. Brown Huoervle. Neleon J. llllllnsa Uraaln Aeelatanl Noruieli Jaoobaua...., Porrat AieUtanl I). P. llrvunan Purv.t t lerk LA KB COUNT V lals .... Clerk SherlS. Treasurer , Aneaur uhool tupL Purveyor Uoaaulealonara County 'look Inaneclor. R. Ualt P W. lain .... W R So liter . t. O. Ahlatmaa A. J . Poeter .... i. Q. Wtlllia ,...M. A. Muahea V, A. Henart f. K AmlnrauB . ...ll.l'.MaUoy K. X. Klnebatl K. P. t'ui'liey ( P. M. Duke ) I.P Me-Hold, K. II. amllb Wm. Wallnea . A Hlehcr , low N Of LAKSVlaW, Mayor .Ooiinellmva Renordei Trmuurer UKtVltW COMMaMt'lAL t'M'H Preablrnl R U Hrilteo Vice I'r.'eiueul Kluier C. Ablatrout Heoieiary Or. K, U. KerU Treaaurer Prat.k PIloB TruaMw J. W. Uunler. 11. V. . Morgan. W. f. Vi etch CHURCH DIRECTORY PlR.Tr MKTIIOOIMT t'HDRCII-aUNUA V iobool al 10 a. m . Preaching ever? Burnley at tl a. a. and 7:av p. ra. kiwortn lasue every inmlay evanluf al ;. 1'rayer Meeitnf There lay t 7:J i. in. t.'aolr tnevtliif all-nop. tu. Ubdtn' Aid Ker? V. etlneeilay at l:u p. m. 4verybolj txirUlally luvlic.l tu all ern tree. M. T. WIHK, Paator. riKwr PAIT1MT t'llUKlll OP I.AKKViaw Preaobln. aervlo al II A M aml7:uPMoB let ami krj Hun. HuuUay Hubo.il al 1 A M. ;unlor Moclaty al I M) I' M. KaMlet Vouuc I'eople'a l.'nloa alStSuPMvu evb Puixlay. Prayer Meetlns at T:S0 P M We.ln.edaJ a Blot. Rrerybouy Iniltnl to aiivti all err. rive. HKV. A. P. S1MMOX8 CATIIOI.lt: t IIUKt U-KVtKV Ht'NOAV MAiW alS.uoand lOa.m.) Hoeerr at l-.m p.m. Maaa on weekdaya at 7:UU a tu, iHervtcvi In the New ( hurcb. MATM1AM tM 11 MITT, S.J. PIKHT I'KKmBYTKHI AN t lll'Kl H OP L.IKR VUW. tueota In the Maaonlu Hall. Hundey Hcbool at ltt:ou A.M.: Morning Mvrvloeal ll:uu Kenln Hemoe al 7 HO. Prayer Meeting oa WedureiUTa at 7:SU P.M. All are cordially In elled. RaV.O. T. MOHOAN. l b. I'aaior. piraT7im i:hik.i op wiohr i.aafa at Near Pine t-rk, Orneon. Prnaeblns Bar. floeaal 11 A M and 7:Ku M of earn H.in.laf of eirere month. HuaUat Hobool at lu A M . Prarnr Srrtrloe at 7:auoU tvaduexlay eeenlug ol eai b weed. Ait ara cordially Invited to tiuud loo tervloce. HKV. U K. HtNI)KRi40?f, LODlEJ)IReC etaled ineutlnaa Naiurdav on or before lull nioou. January lb, March Jud, March sum April 'J7tb, May x-.tb, June t-'ib. IUIJ Hpectal nie-tluaa uonu rail, KDU.tally aaturday even. Ing. Vlalilng brutliren welcome, w. Lair TbompsuB, W. M. A. W. Orton.cWr A O. V. W.-LAKKVIKW 1XXXIR NO. til. Meula every aeooud aud lourth Tliuratlay ol ewb month. In Macinlc Hall, Lakeview. I'baa.lonulUKeeu. M.W.i Viin.Uunther.lt. OKUKKB OP IIONOhV-LAKKKHOHR lA.i .n. No. 77, 0. of 11., A.O. U. W Meet i i ti. third Tburailaya of each month oma Hall: Marv Poai, f. nl M.; J. Hell Arsuer, I., of II. I Lora Huydor C, of t'. Alameda Drown, Reonrdur. 1. O. O. P LAKKVIKW IXrtKlK, No. VI, I u. o. P.. nioeta every Haltirday evening ).! Pvllowa Hall, at 7:80 o'cliM k, from Omu i I to April l.and al k olclovk from April I ( iVptumbvr SU. I. U. Huuile, N. O.; ')hnuvy,Hecrutary I. O. O. P.-I.AKKVIKW EN( A.MI MKNT No. I I. o. O, P., nieta the Orl and third Thuri day evunlnxa of each month In Odd Pelluwa Hall, Lakeview. t:. O. Arthur, O. P., A. II i awDicrnky, Mr I be. rtKBKKAII LOIHIK LAKKVIKW 1. DIXIE, NO 11, 1. O. O.P., moete the iwi'iiiid and four lb Prldayanf each mouth In Odd Pullnwa Hail, Mra fella Cheney, N (i; Miaa Uiuiae Htork man, V n; Alice nuutlug, Ireaaurer; M. 1. Huh, Bwc'y. O. K. S. OKIKNTAL t'HAPTP.H, NO A, LARK, view. Oregou,- Mccla on Tuvaday.on or be 'ore full moon aud two wveka thereafter, la Maaonlo Hall, at 7:lHlo'uloek. Vlaltlug tuembera are cordially Invited. L1LI.IR HAKK1H, W.M. IDA UMHACH.Hccrclarv iVKOFtiSIONAL CAkDS Attorney-at-Law Notary Public All Traction Except U. a. Land OlHco ItunlneaM. L. F. Conn Attorney at Law and Notary Public OFFICE-llelv Building. J. 0. VKNATOIt Attorney at Law, .and Hatu-ra Mprltilt OPCIORDalr Bnlldlng. C'lARLHS UMHACII Land and Law Office Abstractor of Tltlea Kalabliahed lhxg Ukevlew.Or W, LAIR TIKJMI'KON Attorney at Law Office In O. V. L. Oo.'a Building. Lakkvirw, Ohkoo BRADLEY ENGINEERING CO. Mining At Civil I'iikIihmt Million Location and patent Kiirwya, Farm and Irrigation Work. tll-HCUI. i'4 MONADNOCK HLUU., .. BAN PltAKt 'M(,:0 1 AlKrOKT CAI.IMiHNIA NEW PINXCKKKK OULliON