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I.AKK COUNTY EXAMINER. LAKEVIEW, ORF.UON. THURSDAY, JULY lfl. '.WW
Young Folks
A MYSTIFYING TRICK.
Seemingly Wonderful Feat May Easily
B Performed.
HorO IS Something ""it wl" PUW.Io
fhe wisest bends lo explain, and If you
work It on your friends (hoy will v-on-elude
that yon must In- a real w'snrd.
Have some one take mi even number
f coins or other articles In one hum!
and an old nnmlx-r In the other, no',
letting yon know which Is which. Von
re then to te!l whli h h;inl contain
he even nml whit h the nM nunilier.
Tou simply pet the ersiiii to mentally
nntf'pty the tuiinler in his right hand
by 3 and 'that In his left h:ind by 2
rid to add the products and tell you
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FKHFORMINU TBS TRICK.
whether the sum is even or odd. If
Is even, the even number is In the
tight hand, and If odd It Is In the left
stand. For example: He puts two coins
fa his left hand and three in his right
Too have him multiply the number In
Us right hand by 3. that in his left by
X and add the products, thus 3 times
t is 9. and 2 times 2 is 4. making 13.
He tells you that the sum 13 Is odd.
and you therefore know that the even
amber is in the left hand. Had the
two- coins been Id the right hand and
the three In the left the operation
would have been 2 times 3 added to 3
time ? makes 12. and this number be
tnff eren would show that the eveti
umber was In the right band.
Of course this trick depends upon a
aoathematical principle, and If yonr
irod performs the operation right
jon cannot help getting the true an
swer. Multiplying the uumler in tb
left hand by 2 must always brlnsi
ao even number as the produt. while
annltiplylng the number in the right
ftand by 3 brings an even or odd
aroduct. according to whether the
amber in the hand i. even or odd;
fcence when the even number is placed
In the right hand the sum of the prod
acts must necessarily be even and
when in the left odd.
MIXED PROVERBS.
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A Gams In Which Nimble Wit Shine
Brightest.
This is an amusing game for the old
er boys and girls or for adults. The
layers seat themselves in a circle or
around a table, and one of the players,
who has been selected as leader, be
gins the game by repeating the first
alf of a well known proverb, and as
e finishes be throws a handkerchief
to some other player and then begins
to count one. two, three, etc. Before
aVf reaches ten the player to whom he
as thrown the handkerchief must
add the last half of another proverb.
The more incongruous the combina
tion of -the two parts the better the
affect, of course, and this will give a
rfiance for some very pretty play of
wits. If the player does not give the
fetfct half of another proverb before the
wider counts ten he has to pay a for
feit aud surrender the handkerchief to
aome- other player, but if be does re
spond properly it then becomes his
eight to throw the handkerchief, and
the game goes on until all have had
chance to respond. Here are some
specimen combinations which may be
tetl by those who wish to play the
iWtne: A rolling stone knows his own
father. A wise son gathers no moss.
new broom sweeps while the bud
stilnes. Make hay while the sun
sweeps clean. All's well-that glitters.
.H isn't gold-tuat ends well. A whls
iig: girl and a crowing hen have no
rn. rts a long lane that always
nnes to. some bud end. A stitch In
iMne try, try again. If at first you
aVw't succeed sa ves nine.
f
Some Definitions.
? I family rl" TwJus.
slow to grow fut Iired pigs. f
4 rainviug favorite An umbrella.
i The-finest parlor suit A pretty girl.
ei food place for ineating The buteb
. Plow to find n chip off the old block
'Jkp. the block.
When the farmer put a porcelain
Rg uu ler the hen, is he setting a good
Cl sample?
Itefore slates were used people rmil
MaHied on the face of the earth.
The Two Singers.
Jt gajr tlitle hlrdllng. so they say,
aim; In the sunshine all the day:
"tltippety wink and chlupety wee,
aMten, liaten, listen to me!
"fcl kamaree, from morn till night
j'atug, sing, sltitf while the day Is bright,
Barf when clouds arise then away I fly
'Amt htda In the Inanches high. high, high,
'a no tittle hire) can sing, you know.
STwn ctouds arc hovering dark and low."
A dear tittle maiden, so I've heard,
ttusg aa gayly as any bird
Tsm-la-U-la" so sweet and so clctr
ftwt all In sound of It turned to hear.
"1i-fii-la-la" still day by day
rjtnr munx In tho suimlilno bright and gay.
1Aaf whoii clouds aroso her chirrup and
IriU
sTnne merrier, sweeter, clearer still.
Var ahe said, "'Tls tha very time for cheer
Veto all the world is dull a.'ii drear."
Youth's 'Jompai.loo.
THR JAP UUliliLE
The Jap bubble status about, on the
point of a coliappe. The inllateti little
chnp lias tire trouble, and las hud
for nonie time, that all his iiiKcnuity
CHiiuot ovei come. He has resorted
to all sorts of expedients of patch and
clotl winding, but the wind does not
stay where be wants it, aud the result
is that be is up ngaiust it good aud
hard.
The vain-glorious little people, lu
flated to point of bursting from their
victory over Russia, jumped to the
conclusjou that they were world bent
era, liut the truth c.f the matter is
that Russia ultimately would have
whipped them to a standstill. It
would have perhaps taken some time,
but those whoknow Russia best, know
that it would only have been a ques
tion of time. The woild knew it, too,
but at that time it bated everything
Russian, and the sympathy aud the
sentimeut always shown the little dog
in a flgbt, favored Japan, and in con
sequence all the nations of the earth
poured out their treasure in its cause.
Eren our usually level-headed Pres
ident took the part of the Jap and
succeeded in bunging about a peace
that was desired by neither, thereby
incurring the enmity of Japan, be
cause of imagined loss of indemnity
that Russia never would have submit
ted to, a condition of thinsg that this
country must pay for so soon as the
waapy Jap feels safe in attempting
redress. The action of President
Roosevelt is now generally conceded
by the white world, and by China, to
have been a mistaken policy. The
closing of the war, and the territory
acquired by Japan from forcing Rus
sia out of Manchuria, puffed the little
brown men into the idea that they
weie invincible and of a superior sort
of a being, both from a military and
economic stand point. Considering
themselves to become the master of
the world, they at once bettan a
strenuous campaign for military, na
vel and commercial supremacy. They
believed it only a question of demand
on their part for the whole world to
bow submissively to this new power
so recently issuing from barbarity
In their scramble for a commanding
position in the affairs of the world,
they began a gigantic borrowing frcm
a complaisant and admiring people in
all civilized countries. The money bo
outaiued was spent, greedily and
feverishly, in the organization and
training of a great army on the most
approved modern lines, and in the
building of a vast navy. The rapid
creation of these two arms on such
powerful lines, naturally began to
create distrust throughout the world
us to what use could be made of them,
and tbe query arose, why the need of
them when all tbe world was most
cheerfully disposed toward the little
brown men, who in so ehoit a time
bad been able to thwart the willof.tbe
Great Russian Empire, and bad be
come an acknowledged ally of tbe
Britiah Empire?
While all this activity on the part
of Japan was gonig on, her naval o Ul
cere. many of them serving as meni
als aboard our ships ; her army officers
were spying our forts and taking
soundings of our waters; and no one
dreamed that tbe United States was
the object of her bate, because as we
Lave before said of the mitsaken idea
that we had prevented ber obtaining
a big war indemnity from Russia, as
she bud robbed China, and that all
this bas'.e for ; martial supremacy on
laud and sea was aimed at us, until,
like a bolt of lightning from out a
clear sky, came the rude awakening
to niofit Americans in the demand from
the Japanese, government that its lull
grown men living in San Francisco
should bo educated side by id with
tbe little boys and girls of that city.
Consternation ruled over the covert
threats conveyed in what whs practi
cally an ultimatum. Shrewd diplo
macy on part of President Roosevelt
has so far controlled the situation,
but no one knows what will be the end
of the controversy. We all know that
one of the most powerful fleets of the
world bus left its home waters ill the
Atlantic to embark on a practice
cruise on the Pacific, and is now uetr
eta to the scene of idploumtic contro
versy, it Is notlceat'le, however, that
since its arival, Japan has been dis
posed to draw in its horu and is uow
toudly protetsiug that it love its
great and good friend, your Uncle
Samuel, always did aud always will do
so.
The streuuosity uf Japan seems now
to have come to a suddeu step. The
money powers, at ast awakened to
tbe fact of where their money was go
ing, have shut down on further loans.
The goverumeut then tried taxing
the people to the full limit of tbe
poverty striken resources of the land,
but the appeal proved unavailing, not
because of unwilingnets, but from
sheer inability to meet demands.
resources of the country, ever small,
would be unequal uuder existiuv cir
cumstance to the strain of normal coa-
steamers ot all the .hies are running
light, nu Loth the outward and re
turn trips. Some of them fail to
'pick up enough freight to serve as
ballast. The Chinese boycot awainst
Japan accounts partly for the peculiar
industrial condition."
With that as tha situation, there I
no necessity in lowering the freight
rates, because there is no business to
be had.
All or this goes lo snow llml it pays
a nation, as well as individuals to be
fair and honest with friends and
neighbois. That ho who raisea bis
baud against another will bring about
retaliation, that will bring its own
punishment sootier or luter in some
way.
Japan has lots to leant yet
she is entitled to take a place
tbe fainil) of civilized nations.
before
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Executors' (Notice
IN THE COUNTY COURT OF THE
STATE OF OKEliON, FOR THE
COUNTY OF LAKE.
In the Matter of the Estate of)
Warren it. Whittenmre, )
I Weased. )
TO ALL TO WHOM IT MAY CON
CERN :
Notice Is hereby given that the un
dreisgned executors ot the last will
aud testament ot Warren M. Wbitte
more, deceased, have duly Hied herein
the final account ot their administra
tion of the estate of said decease), and
The t,mt Friday, July 10, !, at the hour
or iu o ciock i. !i. oi iwm day, at
the court room of the Coonty Court
of Lake County. Or, in the court house
of said county, has been Hied aud
ditions, and are totally inadequate to uppoiiiied oy lion. u. iMiy. judge
. . . . , . of said Court, us the time and place
meet tbe cost of keeping tbe country for th(J htariu ,)f oLjM.tloni, t said
on a war basis all the time. Ihe re- il)H account, if anv there be. aud for
suit is that work on tbe new battle the settlement thereof.
ships bas been stopped, aud ouly ,, Tb,.8.noh'.lU ,d,r"ctnl to. U I,ub
..... lished in "Ihe Lake County Exam-
necessary repair is being done on ex iner new8pBJ)4M. of Kneril, ciTl.uilt.
isting ships, and expenses are being tion. published weekly at Lakeview,
cut everywhere. Lake County, Oregon, designated for
The little foreign trade the empire that Prpo8 by said executors, once
" n full . , ,.,.uu t , t, ...I, i.p in
, , r . , i . . . . i . . . " " i ..; lulu !-. I'dti, . w n in- o f'l HM
ucv Ma tuning v.i j , ,..., tj s bunto iiu
ports and exports are in a bad way.
Tbe United States, at one time a
good customer for everything Jap-
to July 10, 1908, the date by said
court so appoiuted for tbo hearing
of objections to said final account aud
the settlement thereof, by order of
Ifnffl It 1 lu I V .liwti.A r,F tha Cutnt
anese, has quit buying. Our people do Court 0j ike County Oregou, made
not beliefs in petting and abetting a and entered in tbe above entitled
rattlesnake liable at any unexpected matter June 10, IIKIH, aud tbe date of
and nnirtiarded moment to drive his n".u"' Pocanon nereoi ijuuei.,
fangs at us iu a vicious manner.
Tbe spirit of distrust is not confined j
to tbe United States, but is world
l'J08.
wide. It is manifested in many ways
Tbe shipping circles engaged in the
Oriental traffic at Portland aud Puget
Sound ports feel it in a p.egnant way
in decreased business. Jn fact, there
is but little business to speak of, and
tbe little there is, is being bid for.
by both regular lines and tramp
steamers, at the lowest rates ever
known, with a prospect of furber re
duction, aud a scattering of ships to
either land in search for paying cargo.
A ship-owner at Portland, in dis
cussing tbe situation, is reported as
asying:
"1 do not believe we would get any
more business, If shipments should te
carried for nothing. The fact of tbe
matter is, business conditions in
Japan were never so badly" demoralized
as now. That country can find no
market for ber products. Half of tbe
crop remains undisposed of and the
half that was sold bad to be saciificed.
The manufacturers over there have
been unable to get rid of thier matt
ing, and tea can hardly be sold at any
price.
"As a result tbe lurgest bouses in
Japan have practically suspended
opertioos. Unable to sell their goods,
they have no m ney to buy American
products So there is simply no
commerce of any consequence between
Japan taud tbe United States. The
S. CX Cressler,
W. H. Khrk.
Executors of tbe Last
Will and Testament of
Warren Ii. Whittemore,
Deceased. 21 5
NOTICE FOR PUBLICA1I0N
Department of the Interior, Land
Office at Lakeview, Oregon, June 1H,
ltx.
Notice is hereby given that Joseph
Arzner, of Lakeview, Oregon, who, on
April 14,190.), made homestead appli
cation, No. !XM7, for SW quaiter HE
quarter, E half HE qtiurter. Sec. 'Xi,
SW quarter 8V quarter, Section 'M,
Township 37 8., Range VJ H, Will.
Meridian,
has tiled notice of intention to make
Final five year Proof, to establish
claim to tbe land above described, be
fore Register and Receiver at Lake
view, Oregon, on the 12th day of Aug
ust, 1908.
Claimant names as witnesses: Fred
Snyder, Jack McCully, E. II. Amsden,
Mike Rau, ail of Lakeview, Oregon.
20-5 J. N. Watson, Register.
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250
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now, at tbe following prices: For GOO
wiappers, printed, $2.00, for 1000
printed 4.50. tf
ITH one ribbon and its new
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The NewTri- Chrome
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but a !so of a fvo-color or single
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Anything that any stove can
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actually keeps the kitchen cool actually makes it com
for you while doing the family cooking, because, unlike the
range, its heat is directed to one point only right under
kettle. Made in three sizes, fully warranted.' If
with your dealer, write our nearest agency.
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lm Mr Land Notice
Department of the Intel lor. U. K.
Iand Office at lakeview, Oregon
I Juno, K, i:0H
I NOTICE is hereby given that OTIS
FOLLEIT, of Lakeview, Oregon,
I who, on April 18, UHiH, iniela timber
and stone application, No. 4 1 -id, for
I HE quarter NW quarter, NE quarter
SW quarter, Kmc t Liu H, Township M
H., Range 21 K, Will. Meridian, bus
Mod notice of Intention to make
F'inal Proof, to establish i-luini to the
lands above doscrlhtd, before Regis
ter aud Receiver at Lakeview, Oregon,
on the 1st dayof September, I'.Mis.
Claimant names aa witnesses;
J. T. Metiker. Win. Ktlmpllg, C O.
Metxker, Hirt Lee, all of Lakeview,
Oregou.
20iO J. N. Watson, Register.
Timber I and . oiler.
Department of the Interior, U. H.
Laud Office at lakeview, Oregou,
May 15, i'liw,
NOTICE is hercbv uiven that I'er.
Thry would not talk nor dancn nor drfnk melka J. lira tain, of Paisley, Oregon,
"tie, on March l!, UHW, made timber
aud Mtoue application, No. 4 IIU, for
Iot 4, Sec. :jo, T. M K., R. 1UE., and
K.t 4, Section 25, Township IJ4 S.
Range 18 E, Will. Meridian, has (II. '
notice of Intention to make Fit
Proof, to extatillsfl claim to the ii
aboe described, belore Register uj
Receiver, at Lakeview, Oregon, on
the 4th day of August, I'JOH
Claimant uauien as witneNxea:
II. A. iirattalu, Ernest Matties. W.
It. Farrow, (ieo, W. i I unit 11, all of
Paisley, Oregon. J. N. Wataon,
Register.
The Duk of Nkmikum 11 IS wa'ta
In g-rcftil swlitw with AtMn Nan.
While HkHRwny Hue whirled down ih
line
With Una Kr Jako. from KetrMW'.n.
But I'attrnt Hunk anJ Thlnty Kale
With aeorn gun-rt on a couple free.
For Atlln Nan refused to mlk
To !a(o I'M. or Hwert Maria.
Then Five Are Jlra to Frlaco Maud
Ilrmiirkrd a-ross the aenlal foam
Thitt IIijIkj Hill and inncpofic Nell
Hud rotlM-d slulre bo 1111 at Nnm
Tet e'rn with th ae they Jiki-il and drnnX
And anna and duneed. with aplrlta fr.
P11I all acreed they could 1101 mis
With l'ao I'rle and Swet Maria.
Then Bum the Bwedn and Anhrroft IJI
Bald Itoae l'ine. from I'olnt lvla.
Wm acllna as no laily would
tSlie'd swapx-d her clothes wllh Ited lf.
Owl.
But while they aerappod among themselves
On this thins; they could all acres
With Dago Pete or Uaett Mart.
MORAL
In palace or In dance hnlt cult.
Mid lndon fug or arctic chill.
In dive or mansion, north or aotth.
The social,, h-ad we follow still.
And we TrU.it to talk or drink.
To nod or dunce, to amlle or meat
Thoae whom our aoclal lawa frown
down.
I.Ike Hwoet Marie and Dago fete.
-C. II. K. Ask with In New York. Ufa.
Not the Cat Ha Meant
For a numlH-r of years a bitter fen5 21 loi
bad exlMted between the Irowtta and
Perkiuaea. next door uelghbora. The
trouble bad originated through thr
depredations of Hrowu'a cut and bad
grown ao Died an affair that nelthei
party ever dreamed of "making up."
Timber Land .Hotter
Department of the Interior, IT. S.
Land Orlh'H at Lakeview, Oregon,.
June. IS, UKIK.
NOTICE Is hereby given that tilL
IlEKT C. LAPIIAM, of VIHIIIm.
One day, however, IJrowu aent his Oregon, who, ou April 15, l'.XH, made
aervant next door with a peace mak
ing note for Mr. Perkins, which read:
Mr. Rrown aends hl compliments to
Mr. Perkins and begs to say that his old
eat died this morning.
Terklns' written reply was bitter:
Mr. Perkins la sorry to hear of Mr.
timber and stone application. No.
41411, for NW quarter KW quarter, Keo
tiou 'JH, Township :W H . Ruuge 10 E.
Will. Meridian, baa tiled notico of
intention to make Flaal Proof, to
eetabltHh claiin to the land above
deacri tied, tef ore RegiHtraud Itacei-
ver, at Lakeview, Oregon 011 tho 31et
Brown's trouble, but he had not heard dav of AiiuuhI. HXIH.
that Mrs. lirown was 111. Claimant namea aa witnesHCH:
-Harper's Weekly. Walter Howard, Frank Howard.
Wm. C. Patten, all of Lakeview Ore
Heavy Tips. Hon, aud Oaoar O. llaldwiu, of
"Tea." said the taJkatlve barber, "in .,Ht1i,,ii Oregon.
receut yara we barbers exooct tins." waison, negiator
"111 give you
Ier8 exiect tips."
three," sputtered tb
man In the chulr as be blew the lathei
out of his mouth.
"Vou are very kind, sir,
"Yes, I'll give you a
Notice
The Lake Couuty Examiner baa
changed bauda, C. O. Metzker having
aold the paper to Fred J. liowinan.
tip that this' All moneys due ou Hubnoription are
shaving soap tastes like axle grease, payable to I' red J. Itowman, and be ia
the razor feel like a saw. and If you to oftnue the paper to all subacrip-
off mv ei r" wuo "uve 'Hlil ,n advance, for the
iuii term ror which sucb aubacriptlona
ijuvo ueeu paiu. uiua One for adver-
don't atop clipping the akin oft my ei
I'll get up and thraab you within at
Inch of your life." Chicago News.
On the Waiting List.
"When you git Hick, kin we have's
go at dat cigar, Mike?" New York
World.
The Lawyer and ths Bsksr.
A Ho ton lawyer tclla of tho con ver
satlon between a legal light of that city
about to furulHh a bill of coats and his
client, a baker.
"I hope, air," anld tho hitter, "that
you will make it as light as poaalble."
"You might perhaps Bay that to the
foreman of your eBtabllHuinent," sug
gested the attorney, with a frigid smile,
"but that Is not tho way I mako my
bread." Llpplncott'g.
Using to June 15 are payable to O. CX
wuizaer.
Sigued
V. O. Metzker
Fred J. Bowman.
Hay Ranch For Sale
A choice quarter section of itnprov
ed meadow land, one and one bait in lie
eaat of Paialey, Lake county, Oregou.
Tbia laod is uuder irrigation, supplied
with free water right from the Che
waucan river. Surface level and smooth
having been mowed and raked over for
many years pHMt. Publlo roud ou
north and naut lines of place.
For further particulars, addreHior
Inquire of T. J. Jirattaia, Parley,
Oregou. yj t
Photographer Here
Henry Wendt, photographer, who
bas a photo studio and candy factory
at New Pine Creek, Oregon, is In
Lakeview, with a photo tent, south
of tbe Herald ofllca. .
Mr. Wendt will remain here until
July 10, 1908. Photon taken from
stamps, postals and all sizes up to
11X11. All work up to date.
Mr. Wendt expects to come to Lake
view once a year with a teut 25 tf.
An Indian woman 112 year of uro
died at Ntlilwator. In NhaMta county
lUHt Thurnday. Jler niro lu verified
by name of tbo old
county.
renhloiita of tho
The Silver Lake Orogouian reports
that workmen are now engaged on
Ana rlvar, at tho head of Summer
Lake, building two dams aoroHH that
stream to raino the water lor Irriga
tion purposes.