rvitht tt&itmtnrr I'uhl l4 Every Tbart4ay. c. . MiiTZKER, t-.Jitorand Publisher y - alMtt FOR THE ..iLDREN ; Hew Do You Like Itt This Is an old guuie. Iut always popu lar and entertaining. One of the play ers chosen for the (ruwwr goes uit of the room while the oUtcrs choose a FLO WL INN Theodore II.. ii.n to visit Sun- bury, wax rot o to lu Flower pot Inn. Now. ..i. . tvNMed. It awtua, at Sunbury lu m huge house an elderly RotitliMiiiin. a bachelor of itotuou hat to noun, w hich he must guess from their j rotrc disposition, whoso ruling paa I.iicr-.l i th liwi nfflwat litrlw. Ore. R,-oinrt liuw MllU't. One Year, TLRMS: Six Aonths, .. 'Three Months, .$2.00 . 1 00 SO Lakeview, Orejron, June 4. 1908 WU Wit L WAIT AND SEE answers to three uuoMlon. Those are "How do you like It V "NYon do you like It?" and "Whore d you I ke 117" The pueRsor comes In when the word haa been agreed Upon mid ask. earh player In tun) the first iiostlon. If he cannot guess from these answer be goes around with the second question and then the third If necessary, and If be la not yet able to tell the word he must pay a forfeit or he may be sect out of the room ag:iin while another word Is chosen. The game Is usually made as pua tllng as possible ty selecting a word with two different meanings, such as The Oregon ian takes a gloomy view of government in Oregon because of thf Initiative and Referendum. ! hU nt rur believe the treat . , , ... ;,. v ' P"n (n Inclosurei and on (a writing miner is in error at this time. We , . . mipier.iotm. or two wortis or similar ahnllsoon kuo much more nbont he j gonn(J ke Vcr ..Celc .. . subject The resiut of the electiou tn(, ..qll6r will enlighten us. For Instance, with the words hair The Examiner tins all along couteud- I and hare, answers to the question ed the eople would disapprove the "Where do you like It?" might le "On great mass of levolutiouary measure my head." "In a stew." "In a mattress," of direct legislation and constitutional J "Running In the woods." and so on. ameudnieuts-upon which the were and our faitb in 1 Wondarful Chtrry stone. What do you think of paylug 5.000. t past on the Bret the wisdom and watchfulness of the voters ire shall bold until the final count shows them to have been rash or neglectful. last Monday. The principle or this law must be presumed. It is a safeguard to liberty tbt must not be sui rendered until the voter has shown a determi nation to abuse it. It will then easily pa-s a a ay. Wben it bas been proven or $o.000. for a cherry stone? You can hardly believe It, can you? And yet that enormous price was paid for one In the first part of the eighteenth century. The stone was bought lu Prussia by a wealthy Englishman and was by him taken to England. It came from a common cherry, but on It an artist bad carved the beads of 124 popes, kings, queens and saints. Of course the beads were microscopically ... . . 1 . mm me peupie ru uu small, but It la said that by using a use this power with safety to stable 1 good glass one could readily distln government, we shall favor its repeal. J guish the popes and kings from the Until tnat time, we shall coutinue others by the miters and crowns on to nphold the principle, but recora- their heads. We have a curiosity Jn mend that it be Invoked where there 'h frm of 8t0n la thi , ... try. too, or had a few years aero. It U JS Clear ijr ttu vujci kcu iui ivo c-us- ploymeut. SAME HERE Before "e indulge in any great lameutation over the fact that the cold weather is interfering with tbe devel opment oi the Caroline Teetout buds, it would be well to consult the news columus of the Oregonian, which yesterday announced a henry snow storm in Montana and tornadoes in Oklahoma and Kansas. Weather news from other parts of the couutry tends to prove that Oregon climate and weather are fairly satisfactory. Ore gonian. . years ago. In an old museum at Salem. Mass. It Is hollowed out and fashioned like a basket and In It are twelve silver spoons, the shape and finish of which you can see only by using a magnify ing glass. Chicago News. The election Mooday was one of the most important of any ever held in Lake county. Besides being a bard fought contest between candidates for county office, tbe question of county prohibition was up fur decisiou. Tbe liquor qaestiou has for the past two or three elections been one occu pying a great deal of the attention of tbe people all over the county. Never before, however, was the chances re garded so favorab e for prohibition. Every phase of the ikuestion wa biougbt to bear on the election, and it seemed that tbe liquor question was the all absorbing one. Tbe result has been accepted by the defeated element philosophically. Bids for tha construction ot tbe Clear lake dam in tbe Klamath irri gation project have been rejected by the Secretary of tbe Interior. This action will be mucb of a disappoint ment to the people of Bonanza and Langells valley, for it was expected that one of the two bids submitted would be accepted. The lowest bid was that of Mahouey Bros., 1115,770. A Grand Family fledlclne "It gives me pleasure to speak a good word for Electric Bitters, " I writes Mr. Frank Conlan of No. 43G Houston St., New York. "It's a grand family medicine for dyspepsia and liver complications ; while for latne back and weak kidneys it cannot be too highly recommended." Electric Bitters regulate tbe digestive func tions, purify tbe blood, and impart renewed vigor and vitality to the weak and debilitated of botb sexes. Sold under guarantee at A. L. Thorn ton's drug store. 50o. A Largo Gum Troe. What Is probably one of the largest specimens of the tupelo. or sour gum. In the United States was found recent ly growing In the Ocmulgee river swamp, near Abbeville. Ga. It towers above the surrounding for est of Immense trees and Is more than twelve feet In diameter. There is a large hollow at the base, which extends upward for a distance of fifteen feet, with an aperture large enough to admit a tall man. The tupelo gum. which Is botanlcally known as Xyssa aquatlca. delights In swampy places, where It is frequently found growing among deciduous cy press and endeavoring apparently to Imitate It by sending from among 'Its roots rudimentary knees similar to that great southern monarch. Dion was for his garden. This was kept In admirable order and decorated with a profusion of or naments In the very height of subur ban fashloit leaden Cupids, slate sun dials, grottoes of oyster shells nul look ing glnss, heaps of tlluts and ovorburu-c-d bricks denominated rook work and. tpyond and above all. with a niagnlll eont vase tilled with a tliuiiiiig cluster of fuchsias, geraniums mid a niiinlx"r of plants with brilliant blossoms 11 11. 1 unutterable names which raced the en trance. Here one fine afternoon when the flowers and reached their acme of re fulgeuce Mr. Theodore pulled lip his deunet. A powerful mill at the U'll brought a sort of half groom, half gar dener, to the gate. "Take the mare round to the at able, put her lu a loose box and rub her dowu well. I'll come and see her fed myself In a few minutes. None of you rascals Is to le trusted." So saying the young gentleman threw the reins to the domestic, marched lei surely along the broad, brown, sugar like looking walk, dexterously rutting off here and there an overgrown car nation with his whip, aud entered the hall. (Jiving another tremendous Jerk to the bell wire tu passing, be walked Into the dining room, the door of which happened to be open, took up a maga sine and threw himself at full length upon the sofa. A tidily dressed maid servant appeared at bis summons. "Bring me a glass of brandy and wa ter, my dear, and send Boots." "Boots, brandy aud water!" exclaim ed the astonished girl. 1 "You way fetch me a pair of slippers n t t. r yourself if you like, so make haste catarrh Cannot be Cured and you 'shall have a kiss when you with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as come back." tDfy canBOt rtluoi, the seat of disease. ... 1 . V . . . . Catarrh Is a blood or constitutional coroua to suppose another motive), the n uri,e' to cure it you attendant dlsupjieared and speedily re- nnMt t4lku internal remedies. Hall's turned with the sltpers. observing. "If Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and you please, sir. I have brought you a acts directly on the blood and mucous pair, but they are master's, and he Is surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Cure is not rather particular." a ouack medicine. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians in this country for years and is a regular OUR. STOCK OF General Merchandise CONSISTING OF Dry Goods, Groceries, Ladies' and Gents' Furnishings, Cooking Uten sils, Camp and Heating Stoves, Tents, Bedding, Etc. . Is Complete BAILEY & MASSINGIlL Lakeview, Oregon Where's the. brandy and N011 sense! water?" "Ite nevpr lnni'iw nut th fsnlrtrs sir he always keeps tbe key In his pocket," prescription. It Is composed of tbe "He must be a deuced odd sort of best tonics known, combined with fellow then. Send him here." tbe l)st blood purifiers, acting directly "Master Is dressing, sir; he will be on the mucous surfaces. The pr- down directly." And accordingly, aft- fect combination of the two ingred ients is what produces such wonderful results iu curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free. P. J. CHENEY Jfc CO., Props., appearance In full evening dress. ".My good friend." commenced Hook, without raising his eyes from the pa per, "allow me to observe that tho fuk'S of your establishment are a little Toledo, O. Dictionary Fun. "Rob," said Tom. by way of the Busy Bee. "which Is the most dangerous word to pronounce In the English lan guage?" "It's stumbled." 6ald Tom, "because you are sure to get a tumble between the first and last letters." "Good!" said Bob. "Which Is the longest English word?" "Valetudinarianism." said Tom promptly. "No; It's smiles, because there's a whole mile between the first and last letters." "Ob. that's nothing," said Tom. "I know a word that has over three miles between Its beginning and ending." "What's that?" asked Rob faintly. "Beleaguered," Bald Tom. Sold by druggists, price 75c. Take Halls' Family Pil.s for constipation. 1 LOUIS SHAW Dealer la Real Estate have listed some of the beet Alturas, California. . Hay Ranch For Sale A choice quarter section of improv ed meadow land, one and one half mile east of Paisley, Lake county, Oregon. 1 This land is under irrigation, supplied j with free water rights from tbe Cbe- waucan river. Surface level and smooth having been mowed and raked over for many years past. Public road on north and east lines of place. For further particulars, add res j or inquire of T. J. Brattain. Paisley, Oregon. 19 f WANTED TIMBER LANDS. Homestead relinquishments wanted. Want to buy direct from owners. Write particulars to M. II., Box 492, Eugene, Oregon. 9t Mean and Means. You meet a person now and then that will Insist on using the word "means" as a plural noun. He will say "by these means." Instead of "by this means." leaving the Inference that he regards "mean" as the singular form of the noun. Now, "mean" Is not a noun, but an adjective: "means" is the noun, and it Is used with perfect pro priety in connection with a singular number pronoun or adjective. It Is a singular noun with a plural form, like "news." True Kindliness. Little GUI of Four (standing" en tranced before the window of a toy chopi Oh. mother, If youvas my little girl wouldn't I take you In and buy you some of tueiie lovely things! 1 a tier. $1500 IN PURSES Races Commence Thurs day, July 2d The Beet Pills Ever Sold t'After doctoring 15 years for chronic- indigestion, and spending over two hundred dollars, nothing bas done me as mucb good as Dr. King'a New Life Pills. I consider tbem tbe best pills ever sold '" writes B. F. Ayscue, of Ingleside, N. C Sold underjguar antee at A.L, Thornton's drug store. 25c The Methodical Fish. The sunniest fish that ever could be Ldvea aosvn in the depth of a very deep aea. He knitted his brows and he scratched tila old head. And after reflection he soberly said: i ve given the subject much serious (nought. And ten chances to one I shall sum day ve caugni. now. If that comes to paaa, I truat that I may ' Be caught In an orderly, bualneaillke way. No one In his senses can ever deny A hook Is Intended to go In an eye, Tet many a flali la so careless he will Take a hook In his mouth or perhaps In Ms gill. But I'm more methodical, so I shall try To join In true union the hook and the eye.:' Well, this orderly flih went his orderly ways. He kept hi eye open, with wide, thoughtful gate. And whenever he saw a well baited hook, Ho rolled up his cy with contemplative look And then swam away, with a satisfied wink, laying. "That's not th hook to fit my eye, I think!" o he kept his eyes open, as every one ought, And somehow th wise old fish never was caught! Youth' Compailoav inconvenient to travelers. I have been nere above a quarter of an hour and have not been able to get so much as a glass of brandy and water. Bring me one Immediately and let me know what you have for drtiner." "I really ln'n your, purdon," said old Mc as soon as he could find words, "but I am onlte at a. loss" "So am I. my good man-for a glass Ranches, Timber Lands and Town of brandy and water. Bring that and property in Northern California, a another for yourself, and then I shall couutry that is bound to improve rap be happy to bear whatever you have idly. to say. "Hut, sir, you must permit me to state" "I was never In such a detestable house In my life," exclaimed Hook, starting up. , "What do you stand there for Instead of attending to my orders? Am I to be kept here starving ail night? Bring tbe brandy and water, d'ye bear?" The Luk County Agricultural Aa The old gentleman was struck posl- Roclati'in Will K've four (lavs' racing tlvely speechless, bis face purpled. He OI1 their trHck ,n lakeview. corn seemed in Imminent peril of choklug mcndnK July 2.1 and ending July 7th, with a sudden conflux of ire. Indlg- j T, f fl500 wl lj0 du. nation and astonishment ..... . ,. "Why, the fellow's drunk." pursued tribute,! in purae. aa follow: Theodore; "disgracefully drunk nt this FIRST DAY Jil.Y 2i. time of day, aud In bla own parlor too! I'l khi: I shall feel it my duty, sir. to lay a 1st Race X-nnle dash 1S0 00 statement of this Inexcusable conduct 2d Race furlonga 175 00 before the bench." SECOND DAY Jt i.y 3d Mr. sprang to the bell. "John! 3ll Racej; neat 200 00 Thomas! Turn this impudent scoun- 4tn ICace0 twlttKH 150 00 drel out of the bouse!" mmIIIMI mivi. , ,. The arrival of the servants led to an ... ' , . , explanation. Nothing could exceed Mr. oth Race-! tnllo dash 1,., 00 nook's reerret What anoloev could Cth Kace 7 furloiigH I7. 00 be made? He was a perfect stranger FOURTH DAY Jli.y 7th to Sunbury, had been directed to tbe 7tb Race -milo heat 250 00 Flowerpot as the Inn affording tbe best hth.Race 1 mile aud 94 feet 175 00 accommodation, and on seeing what be 9th Race Connotation or some Imagined to be a gigantic representa- other special 50 00 tlon of the sign In question at the gar- The reanon for the mile and 94 feet uen gate he had naturally entered and race Is that the track In one mile and acted upon this erroneous Impression. 94 feet from wire to wire. This was tbe unklndest cut of all. To CONDITIONS find a stranger reclining in full posses- All of the above race arc free-for slon of his Bofa aud slippers was bad all, five to enter and three to atart, enough, but to bear tbe highest achieve but the AsHoclatlon reserves the right ment of art be possessed tbe admlra- u no11' a leHl number than five by tlon of himself aud friends and the reducing the ptirne in proportion to envy of all Sunburv. his darllna- vase " 01 "or8e8 enwreu to bear this likened to an alehouse sign Entries to cIoho the evening before waa a hnmiiiotinn whinh .rf m.. the race, ht 1 o'clock, aharp. The lnslimifleanee all nreeedinir tnanit. Pacific CoaHt Blood Horse Assocla ? iir I vP . ,n8Ulu tlon to govern all rocea. Entrance London Evening News. i feeHf ten cent of purHOi Money to be divided as follows: 70 per cent to Th Hyacinth. , the first horse und 30 per cent to the For more than a century, from 1550 aecond horse, to 1680, the tulip had an undisputed The Association reserves the right rehjn till a rival appeared in tbe shape to change any of the above racea, In of a double hyacinth. Rea says of tbe the event of not filling. No money hyacinth, or "Jacinth:" It la "of divers I,a,(1 without a conteet. aorta, and many of them or small es- Board of Directors Ileo. D. Har teem." Some double varieties were, row, V. lu Hnelllng, V. M. Miller, however, known at that time, three be- Root. McKee. F. 1. Light, tag mentioned by Bauhln, but the dou- F. I'. LIGHT, V. j. SNELL1NG, e- two OUR NEW QUARTERS The Lakeview Furniture Com pany lias moved into the larjje llrick Huildin on Water street where a Lare Stoek of everv th injj usually found in a Furn iture Store will he kept Undertaker's Parlors Repair Shop LAKEVIEW FURNITURE STORE. WALLACK & CO.Prop'r ALBERT G. DUHME BUYS TIMBER LANDS FIRST NATIONAL BANK BUILDING ble kind from which modern onea have been derived was raised at the end of tbe seventeenth century by Peter Voorbelm, a celebrated Dutch florist Tbe hyacinth was never quite such a 1 resident Secretary -W ANTE D rage as tbe tulip, though dorlng the , repreaeniawve in inw country height of It. popularity great Jrlces ,JarffL were p.ld for bulba in Holland. It la VLh"." 7"--,, . slid as much as 2.000 florins, or about ed. ITB0, was given for, one root try aome j D..I r.4.. r. . enthusiastic Dutch collector. I (18 Real EStAte SeCUTItY I0' 9 Fort Dearborn Bldg. Chicago, 01. LAKEVIEW. OREGON. Wm. F. PAINE. LAND AOF.NT ami KIMtTF.VOIt I'rompt and careful uttentlon given to surveys of Lanila and TowiihHch, Map work ic. Settlera located, Land and Town property for Hale. LAKEVIEW, OREGON. Dr. Chas. H. Drake, Veterinary Surgeon OFFICE Rao Fnour, Fmto 4 Lirtur Stl, West of First National Bank. Lakeview, Oregon. WESTERN STAGE LINE Cbaslambert, Manager Leaves Klamath Falls Dailv at 7 O'clock, A. M. Office: American Hotel SIO LAKEVIEW S18 ROUND TRIP AUTOMOBILE TO Exchange for Ranch II will trade for a ranch with good water supply my largo tour Inj; car. 1 1 U n; White Hteainer, In fiood conditlon.Haa top, lamps and extra tires. I worth 1S00. I will run it up to Lakeview If aulted. Addrt'HH, Riving full par tlcularH of your ranch to r. THOMSON, fill North lirown Ktrcct, t f ii Napa, Cai.ikoiima H. D. Clark Contractor and Builder Job Work a Specialty Estimates Furnished Bhop neit door to AhlHtrom'a Saddlery Shop Lakeview, . Oregon Mt W W iA 1 i i