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Brother Gardner Talks on Hon
esty and Truthfulness.
ANANIAS NOT BIGGEST LIAR.
Slur Againet Him Uncalled For.
Wasn't Any Creator Liar Than Hun
drede Who MaHn t Seen Found Out,
8aya Gardner.
IC'opvrlKlil. IW, by C. II. Hutt UfT J
'I'.efo' de dpeliln" of ili meet In dl
evenln'." hiiUI Itrntliir (inrduer of tlio
l.lmeMIn eliili oh lie MihhI up In hU
plme. "I'.rollicr ('oiiieluick Sinllli eomo
to me mill mild lie wua dlMipp'Inted In
JI einlairi June, lie hud lent llrmldi-r
Jotie ii dullur iiikI wiih to have It back
In three day, but hadn't got It yet.
Itrudder Smith inn n man llfty year
obi, but II am evldanl tint he don't
know idii. h about liiitiinu mitur'.
"1 inn now ober hlxty year old, and
gin up looUn' fur nil holiest man
lo eurw UK'.
"At nboiit dnt time I gin up lookln'
fur ii truthful uinu.
"Ueekoii It wa In dat muni? week I
arln up looKlu' fur de man who'd ynp
FjIh (IcIiIh onleH obleeged to. ,
"I tell yon. my freit. dat most of our
t , .,, from not iiuilerHtaiitMn'
& mm
"i wah hiuin' hkhini) a rrniiANT bush
AS UK WKNT."
human nntur better dun we do. Wo
don't look nt men aa dey ore, but a
what dey orter be. We duu 'Hjieet dem
to lib by do Ton CoinmundiucnU wheu
wo ourselves nm not llblu up to five of
'em.
"Dur uiu uo purtleular reuson why d
whole world ahouldu't be holiest, but It
bus happeued fur de lust i!,00 year
dat It haa been llbln' de odder way,
and It am 'Bpectln' too much to 'apect
a change. We am all honest up to a
eartln p'lnt, and deu we begin to fall
down. We aeemlngly can't git it outer
our beada dat It am a aort o' duty to
beat do odder man.
"I don't reckon dar w a eber a time
In dla world when everybody apoke da
truth. If dar wa wa haven't any rec
ord of it, and If we bad a record I
should think de man who made it was
a liar blaself. I don't know dot Adam
lied to Eve or Eve to Adutn, but de
lyln' buslneea begun aoou arter dar
wa fo' or live people on alrtb. I
baln't tryln' to explain wby folka lio.
Tears to me dat truth would answer
better, and yet I know dut if a man
should start out in dla day and age to
apeak nuthln' but de truth he'd have
hi head knocked off befo' uoon of de
fust day.
"Fact I. we don't want de truth, do
whole truth and nutblu bnt de truth.
We wnut Uo truth and lylu' mixed
about Ualf aud half.
f'Jl'l
want II
want It
no smell - no trouble.
Ollrn you want lirat in a hurry
in Home room jn tlie house tlie lur
nare dors not reach. It's o easy to
carry a
lout holds 1 quarto ol on
heal lor 9 hours. I in-
liealer warranted.
WOT
H.leV.11 -
"AlUIOKt eoTT' (lll. you tcim niu.
nglu AiiiiiiIiih Ul.ase be wiih a ll.ir. I
liebber could nee no Jo-llce III It. Ilu
wiixu't niiy bigger liar dan hundi'LiN
who 1 1 :i 1 1 11 ' t been foiinil out, (I lid If he
had been he wiih up l datu 'miff lu
nee ln t lyln' wiih gwlne o Ix-come pop
ular fur nil tliue to come. j
"I KiM li'i- IlUe to have n liar eouio tu i
Hie. If he lien, dat glim me u chance
to luy back ami extabllHli a nort o' bond
ln-tweeii uh. I've nebler had de chance
to tell yet. but It M-eniH to mo dut J
wouldn't IlUe a pin-Koii who Ktuck right
by de truth.
Brother Jonei Borrowed Money.
"I'.rudder Jone ha come to me and
borrowed money nnd promlned to pay
It back by a Mirllu time, lie's paid
It not lieknse be nm not n liar and am
too hornet to lient me. but ho know
what would happen If he failed. I
tdiould walk ober to III cabin, and. old
n I nm, 1 idiould purcccd to mnke hlM
lieu i t iiehc.
"When I come In contact wld n mull
I look upon him iik u man. I don't
look fur no wing sprout In' from hi
hhouldi i'H. He was born Into a lylu.
dlHtioncHt world to hold bin own. We
all expect he realize dat. If ho don't,
den de wuh fur him.
'Women am gwlne to be hypocrites
nud liars nnd deceivers Jest a long
ns dls old world Htnnds. I ley' got to
hold delr own ii gin men. Par hain't
one man In fifty dat nm real honest
mid Klncere when he speaks to a wom
an, und don't you forget dat she know
It.
"llroeers come to me mid tell me dat
Tickles Smith or Wnydown Iteliee has
lied to 'cm to git credit nnd dey want
my Influence to help collect do bills.
Yes, do brildders lied, but what did do
grocer do? lie lied Just us hard and
lucked on de price besides. It was
Miuply liar a'ln ll.ir.
"A few days ago I hired Samuel
Shin to work lu my garden. lie am
Jest as honest as any body, bill I reck
oned he would Hteal ut least two of
uiy mi miner HijuiiHlies when he went
home nt night. I wuh hldlu' behind a
currant bush when ho went, und ho
had a squash under each aim. lld I
sit uo nnd whoop und howl and cry
out Ugln de wickedness of de world?
Not liny. I knowed human nutur' and
' took It n a matter of co'se. Wasn't
, de least dlHiipp'Inted nor mad about It
I "It wn only three nights ngo dnt
' Elder Wnlpole come runiiln' olxr to my
cabin to tell me dat hi wife bad been
took wld crnmpa nnd must tiave hulf
a dollar'a wutu of bniudy to suve her
life. I didn't fall outer bed on de
flooh. I didn't fall ober no cha'ru.
Neither did I gin de elder do half dob
lar. 1 knowed him fur a liar. I waa
'epectln' aome such Job, and I had de
vinegar and de kynnn pepper In de
sniue bottle and waltlu' fur him. I In
sisted dut he take a big dose himself,
aud Mrs. Wnlpole was around a usual
next niawnln'. I hain't anld nuthln
to de elder, nnd I hulu't gwlne to. It
was a sort o' duty fur him to beat me
outer a half if bo could, and it waa
my duty to- protect myself.
"Man come to me laat week and
' wanted to sell me a mewl. Waa It dat
man'a duty to p'lnt out de rlngbonee
and apnvlu on dat animal and to toll
me furder dat be waa blind in oue eye
and aa deaf aa a post? Course not. It
waa my duty to aee fur myself, and
when I bad aawn I offered to trade
him a watcb In which arxteen wbeela
waa mlssln'. We lied to each odder,
and we parted de best of friend.
"Do chickens waa laylu' mighty fine
last month, and one day I took three
dozen eggs down to de grocery aud
bou gh t aoa p a nd tea. De grocer cha rged
me too much, and I not only slipped a
couple of de egga back In my pocket
but three herring besides. He waa a
cheat, und I bad to be a cheat to match
blui.
"Sic d World Up Right"
"I hear folka tellln' what a bad world
dls am to live lu aud dut a good tnuii
gits uo show. You Jest size de world
up right and you'll allp along same if
odder folks, avd as. fut; deaod mnjo-
he'd' better' mli tome of ft off. 1'o
murh goodniws In like piittln' a woolen
blanket on a bonn In a Jul day. I ft
hot fur de blanket and uncomfortable
far do ho.
"I hnlu't unjln' a word arIii truth
and lionoitty and Klncrnl Inleicrlty. A
Ionic n dn world wemed to have- any
tine fur Vin dey wnii hnndy thing to
have around da lion. What I aay I"
dnt you ran't be a heap different from
anybody flue and make It ay or have
any fun out o' It. If you do buslneaa
wld a Dinn you have got to do It a
odder folka do.
"I hain't Myln' dat It'a fur de tiesi
dnt men He and cheat and deceive and
aland ready to do each odder up, and
neither will I deny dat It adds rent to
life and aharpeiia up a man' wit. I
reckon I rather Injoy It when Ebulli
tion Ilrown rome otter to my rabln
fur an hour' vlnlt and trie to take
de doah mot wld him when ho (foe.
If he wa n k'xmI man ho would be a
Ixire. A It am. I'm wonderln' when he
will niK-ceed In Rlltln' do mot.
"Jii look liKoii men n men.
"If j oil hain't lookln' fur truth and
you nit a done of It do aurprlne w 111 le
pli'tiMtint.
"Iion't expect do big end of do trade
I Hit' what de odder feller 1 also look
In' fur.
"I'.e reuH'ttiably honeHt and be rea
Nomibly trc.itiful. but don't K' to braif
irln' about It or you'll 1 tboilKtlt a
tlilef nml ii ll.ir. I
"If yon wiint to pus your hint dnyrij
In ii pori'lioiixe. lit"; men n dey ought !
I line yon. If you wnnt Imcoti nix!
Inter fur brenkfnxt. wn men Jest a
lie)' iiw vo;i-wld a leetl extra exer
tion tluowed In fur K'mkI meiiHure."
M. QL'AD.
He Sideetepe.
Husband - Yes. dear, of course we
must ccouoiiil.c.
Wife- Well, then, I've concluded that
I might do the cooking myself.
Husband (hastily)-Oh, no. if cheap
er to keep n servant In the house than
a doctor. Woman' Home Companion.
Speed.
"It take yon a long time to pans a
given olnt." nld the minute hand en
passant.
"I may be hIow." answered the hour
hand, "but It take you ail of sixty
nix minute to catch up with me."
Chicago Tribune.
Tha Workman' Error.
At the Zoo (Jood gracious! How
heavy my barrow Is today. You Vi
va nt.
A Wish.
A anowflake that atarleJ from who knows
whero
Cams lilting: anil fluttering down
Anil rcatrrl at lust In I'hylilila'a hulr
Phyllldn'a hair of l.rown
Only a inomrnt. then nivltcJ away
Aa ever mich fliikea must die.
flut I rnvy It much fur Its moment' atay ;
Ita lirn wail n Klail II It lo holiday.
Lived twtwecn eartli and ky.
Now. I cannot eonilaln or rail at fata
(Slnco providence mailo mo a man),
Hut thta would I wish wero it not ao lata
And long Kliice my time bepnn,
That I inlnht bo only a tluko of mow
To fall when I left the sky
And melt on I'liylllda'a cheek tx low.
And of all the beautiful deaths I know
This wer thn bent to die.
Ilcynalo Bmiih Pickering In Judge.
HIS LITERARY HIT.
Blx yeara ago he wrote a tale
Which had a moat tremendous aala.
It brimmed with pungent epigram.
Twaa called "The Murja and Their
Lamba."
Tha acene waa laid In aome domain
Tha aaarch for which would l In vala
'Twaa. aaJd each bookish oracle.
Historical.
Ona year went by; 'twas dramatized.
The crltlca all were much surprised
When public, pulpit and the press
Declared It waa a hugfe euceej.
Tha author, too, was greatly moved
At aeelng what hit It proved.
Ho took, though, with all loyalty
His royalty.
Tha second year It whooped along,
Tranaofrmed Into a comio song;
Alio In expurgated form
It took tha goodly (oik by slorm.
The third year added to his fame.
Tha tals was made a parlor game.
Tha book. Instead of thinning out,
Waa winning out.
The fourth year It was lectured on.
With slides In a stereoptlcon.
Tha fifth year he much cash derive
The first edition waa revived.
And now a corps of brainy men
Are working on the thing again.
No doubt 'twHI leave tha hopper a
Urand opera.
Wilbur P. Neablt In New Tork Ufa.
A Gentle Hint.
"I got a neat rebuke for my curl
Aaitv onra " aald a well known Balti
more man, "and It waa administered
by a native of tha Cheat river region
In Weat Virginia.
"I bad atopped overnight lu the dis
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all anrta of Questions. Presently I met
' a lanky mountaineer, who greeted ine
wun noway iuu passou iw
day most pleasantly. Seeing that be
was barefooted, a circumstance, It
seemed to me, quite odd lu a mountain
oua region, I asked:
" 'la It the custom of this country for
the men to go without shoes?'
"'Waul,' the native drawled, 'some
on ua do, but moat on us atten'a to our
own busineaa.' " Uprjjpcott'a.
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Kratfl itiitC.M-ii t i' linn L,k
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Iood. keview, Oregon.
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Oregon., Dec. 13h 1007.
Notice is hereby given that in com
plixoce with the provisions of the act
of Congress oi June o, io.o, entuiea
"An act for the sale of timber lands
in the States of California, Oregon,
Nevada, and Washington Territory,"
as extended to all the Public Land
States byact of August 4, 1892, Addie
I. Harvey, of Lakeiew, coantyof Lake,
State of Oregon, has this day filed in
this office hi sworn statement. No.
3857, for the purchase of the NE qaur
ler, NE quarter, S half, NE quarter,
and NE quarter, SE qnarter, of Sect
ion 18, in Township 40 S., Range 21, E
W. M, andwill offer proof to show
that the landsought ia more valuable
t I fimKa. clnna flinn tfT
agricultural purposes and to establish
his claim to said land before Register
and Receiver at Lakeview Oregon,
on Friday the 20th day of March, 1908.
lie names aa witnesses: W. F. Paine.
Tavlor Meztker. V. M. Harvey,
George Storkman,
Any ana all persons claiming ad
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requested to file their claims in this
office on or before said 20th day of
March, 1008.
5110 J. N. Watson, Register.
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