ME WAS VEXED.
Wke Vis Miaslsalsplsn ThrssteweJ It
O With Overdrawn Aeeeunt
"Private John Allen tlla son food
fortes of a man In Jackson. Miss
who, to far aa bta financial notions go,
la of the type made famous by "Colo
feel Carter of Cartersvllle.'
The caahlr of the bank at Jackaoa.
with which the Mls.ilsstpplan did busi
ness, one day rery politely Intimated
that the rentlemsn's account wss over
- drawn. Thanking him proftwly for
the tafonnatlon. the Jackson man left
the building, promising that the silas
tic, would be remedied the following
day. But nothing wan heard from him
then nor for some weeka after. Then,
when the cashier had an opportuulty to
do to, be ajroln referred U the matter,
remarking that the jrentlcman. waa
now even further Indebted to the bank
than before. Again came the polite
assurance that the matter waa to be
adjusted that day, aud attain did the
Jackaon man rail to keep his promise.
On bis next visit to the bank the pres
ident himself took occasion to call the
depositor's attention to the situation.
The MlssWlpplan became very In
dignant "IxKik here, sir." he exclaim
ed, "this makes the third time the ofH
clals of this bank bnve pestered me
about that measly overdrawn accouut.
If you don't quit bothering mc about It.
I'll take It to another bank!' Ltppln
cott's Magaxlne.
i jr r
His a ni out Bathtuos.
The I'hliadelphlau was slaying at a
hotel In a Georgia town. He rang for
an attendant, whom he asked If bath
tubs were provided.
Tessuh," answered the negro, "we've
got some nice tubs," and he presently
returned bearing on bis shoulders a
coffin with silver plated handles and
lid all complete.
"What do you mean by bringing me
thatr" demanded the traveler.
"Daf a de bathtub, sub."
"The bathtubr
"Tessuh. Tou see, suh, de landlode
he nsed to be In de undertakln' busi
ness, an' he had a lot o' coffins on
han. an when he sol out an' took
dls hotel he brought all de coffins de
new man didn't want Ills son Is tn
de tlnsmlf business, sub. so he done
had de coffins llued wlf tin, an' dey
make nice bathtubs. Jes' yos try an
you'll find dls one all right" Washing
ton Star.
What He Offered to Do.
Patrick O'Kourke, a familiar charac
ter who was known to practically ev
ery one In his town, had occasion to
appear before a police magistrate to
answer a charge of larceny. After
hearing the testimony of two witnesses
who said they saw Pat take the goods,
the magistrate Bald:
"Well. Pat, I think you are guilty."
"And phat makes you think that?"
asked Pat.
"These two men, who say they saw
you take the goods."
"And Is that all?" asked Tat, in sur
prise. "Why. mon, I can bring 200
min who will swear they didn't see ma
take them!" Green Bag.
Breaking It Gently.
"Look out! Loci out, mother! You're
breaking the ice!"
"You horrid child! How dnre you
Bhout at your mother so befjre all
these people?" New York Herald.
New View of Nero.
During a reck:itin in history in a
Baltimore puMie s.'uool the teneher
once put the question:
"Who was Nero?"
"I don't know tsactly, ma'ii'n," suid
the pupil addressed, a frirl of ten, 'but
I think he's the one they sin;; about in
Sunday school."
"In Sunday si-Lool!" i seated the
teacher, unni le to i ali lu.y re!lg!'jus
music having Nero as .U theme.
"What do yon mean?"
"Don't yon kuo-.v ihe lvi.!i, ma'am?"
asked the girl, si. n.W -it's 'Nero,
My Cod, to Thee.' "-New Tk Press.
A Pun For tho Djt;hvr.
Butcher Her.! yon an, ma'lam.
Prime piece of mutton. I-:t value iu
town.
Oiu Lady (examining) Look here,
Mr. Robert, I won't take it. You call
it prime; I call It Nupoltf-;i.
Butcher Napoleon! You don't mean
the meat is old, madam, do you?
Old Lady No, but there's too much
fcony part about it for me Tit-Bits.
As Customs Change.
ln the mediaeval days," nnld the ro
mantic person, "a man wl o stepped on
the street with a sword was) liable to
be run through at any moment."
"Tea," answered the pedestrian, "and
now we merely get run over." San
Francisco Examiner.
One Kind,
Be gave her a dollar on Monday
As forth to his duties he wont.
And he occupied ail the next Sunday
Learning Just how that dollar was spent
ANOTHER.
Be gave her his check book on Monday
And the cash in his clothes at the Urae,
Amd lonr, long ere the next Bunday
He had frequently asked for a dim.
Imuran W. ESheldon in New York Tiroes.
DAUGHTER OF BRET HARTE.
PUfht ef Mrs. Jssasrey HerU ttoeK
Artist and Ithistrate.
Much Interest baa been aroused In
the case of Mrs. Jessamy Hart Eteel.
who, though a daughter of toe famous
author Bret II arte, found herself
stranded In an almshouse In Portland.
Me., a short time ago. Mrs. Steele un
dertook to give a course of readings
from her father'a works to rata money
for her support, but was too Ul t
carry out the plan. Her funds and her
credit both being ex ha cited, there was
no place left for ber but toe poor
houie. There she remained for some
time until friends assisted her to get
to New York and arranged for a bene
fit performance of "Salomy Jane,"
founded on one of Bret Uarte's sto
ries, the proceeds to go to the author's
daughter. The latter took with ber
to New York the mauuscrlpt of a
dramatization she hss written of her
father story. "Thankful Blossom,"
and she hopes to hare the piece pro
duced. Bret Ilarte died In 1902, leaving lit
tle for his family. In the daya when
UBS. JKSSAMT BABTB 8TXSXJL
Carte and Mark Twain (Samuel L.
Clemens) were rising stars In the field
of literature Ilarte, It is said, helped
to give the greatest of American hu
morists his chance by aiding him In
the production of "The Jumping Frog."
Whatever the facts. In some way a dis
agreement is said to have arisen be
tween the two men In this connection,
and when Mr. Clemens was asked by
Miss Eleanor Robson, who takes the
leading part in "Salomy Jane," to
grace the benefit with his presence he
declined to do so, saying the promoters
of the benefit could use his name as a
patron of the affair, but he did not
feel it incumbent upon him to attend
the performance.
As Miss Jessamy Ilarte, the daugh
ter of the noted author, was consid
ered to have a brilliant future as an
artist, her work as an Illustrator
at one time attracted considerable at
tention. A writer thus described her
about a dozen years ago: "For her
beauty It is but necessary to say that
she has a dainty white complexion,
with blue eyes set under heavy straight
black brows. Her mouth is perhaps
the prettiest feature of her face a
regular Cupid's bow, painted with red
rosebuds.f
NORDICA'S BIRTHPLACE.
Operatic Star's Childhood Home Is
Now In Her Possetsion.
Mme. Lillian Nordica, the great op
eratic singer, was born In Funnlngton,
Me.. In 1S."0. Her tother. Edwin Nor
ton, was a man who Was much esteem
ed In the community, and hU departure
from it when the education of his chll-
NOI;lICA AS A OIllL
AMI HKll CHILD-
houij iioiii:.
dreii occasioned the removal of the
famiiy to Uoston v. as much regretted.
Within a f:w wcl;s Mme. Nor Ilea hut
come j i , t iio-es.-;ion of the home of
her eh:! i'lo ,1. T!;ere are fifty acres
of wo iLmI s;!'h,i. al.out ihe hou.-e, and
the Loine-tead itsc.f was built by her
father on l i.c! which Lad been in pos
session of the family for fcevernl ;eu
eratloi.s. The prima d jana, -who In
private life !s Mme. I)orne, already has
one beautiful homo located on the
llud.son n few miles from New York.
The place at Farminjftoii, Me., lie will
oceujiy as often as her frequent trav
els allow, and Khe expects to make it
a sort of family museum, collecting for
it the family portraits, furnishings
which were her mother's, plctares of
herself lu different roles and busts,
casts and correspondence of fellow art
ists and other things pertaining to her
self or other members of her family.
Considerable money will be spent npon
the improvement of the grounds, and
the estate will be known as Norton
woods. Plenty of the Farmlngton vil
lagers remember little Lillian Norton,
and none of them ever dreamed that
she would one day be a great singer
and come back after triumphs in all
parts of the world to buy and adorn
the old farm and the bouse where sh
was born.
i y ; .1
11
PLUSH
STAGE LINE
1. E. Taylor, Prop.
Office at D, Reynolds 3tore.
"tags Jeeves I.akevte Mondays, Wed
esdays and Fridays at n a. rn,, arrive
t Pluah at p. n. Leave Piush Tues.
lays, Thursdays snd Saturdays, at V
m., arrives at Lakevtew at 9 p. m.
Psosenger (are 13 one a ay or 5 lot
'ml trip. Fremiti rates from May
to Nov 1st (.76 per hundred! ' trou
v Iti in Ma lot 1 1 . mi Vr bund re
COMPOUND INTEREST
The trouble with most adver
tisers Is that they expect Imme
diate returns of Urge propor
tions. One prominent advertiser
illustrates the principle of adver
tising In this wsy:
Th Bontr eapeaAed far
Jvertlelas; the mm mm
It Bla.ec at tatereet. Tae
aroflta fraaa tk aelvertlalas
are Ttrtaalljr the lateraat aa
tke laveataaaat.
"The sums spent for advertising
are properly chargeable to cap
ital account because the result
ing good will Is something that
haa value, which, if the adver
tising has been properly done,
can usually be sold for the face
value of the Investment
"The rate of Interest Is deter
mined by the skill with which
the Investment is made.
"Just as the Quickest way to
increase Invested wealth Is by
compounding the interest. Just bo
the quickest way to realize re
sults from advertising is to com
pound the returns.' Advertising
Experience.
Advertisers get good returns
on the amount Invested In
cur columns. We reach the
people.
PRE
UAKGVIOW
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The Great
AMERICAN FARMER
Indianapolis, Indiana.
The Leading Agricultural Journal of the Nation,
Edited by an Able Corps of Writers.
The American Farmer is lie only Literary Farm Journal'imb
lshcri. It fills a position ol'its own and lias taken the lead
iiitf plaec in the homes of rural people in every section of
the United States. It tfives the farmer and his family
something to think .about aside from the hum
drum of routine duties.
s
Every Issue Contains an Original Poem by SOLON L. OOODD.
8
Within the Next Ninety Pays We Offer
Two For the Pake of One: The Uke c"""' fc"mlntr
The Leading County Paper and The American Farmer
BOTH ONE YEAR FOR $2
This unparalleled offer is made to all new subscribers, and all old
ones who pay up all arrears and renew within ninety days.
Sample copies free. Address:
C. O. fletzker, Lakeview, Oregon.
Nolle
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCKRN,
notke Is hereby given that All Irriga
tion, or mlllriiee ditches on all trout
streams thronjjht 1aVs County, Ore
gon, ruast W screened with it small
mesh wire screening nt their bend or
Junction with the main channel of
stream. Also nil ilntus or obstruct
Ions on an Id at renins must lo pro
vided with a flail-ladder, or other eivy
menus of pnasNfre, nt or near the mid
dle of the tnnln channel, so ns to al
low the pnssfuco of trout nt nil times
of yeitr, na provided ly law. Hahl
work to be done At low water time,
or to lie completed by Feb. 7, 1007.
lly order of J, A. Harhani.
Special Deputy fish Warden for
Inkt County, Oregon.
n. O. CHURCH DIRECTORY.
The II rat Sunday In ench mouth,
prenchlng nt Union school house nt
11 A. M. Aalde from this prenchlntr
every Sunday ntll A. M. nnd 7::W
' P. M. nt Lnkevlew,
Sundny School nt 10 A. M.
I league nt 0::U),
I l'rnyermeetlnn Thursday 7:30 P. M.
i Iridic Aid Wednesday l::k).
Choir practice Friday 7:.'W.
A cordial Invitation l extended to
you.
A. J. Armstrong Pustor.
Sale of Timber Land.
I'n rt leu who have timber laitd for
wile will do well to Investigate our
ttTiiiHiind luctbodrtot handling landn.
have an otllce lu Iikevlew, wbere
contracts can l made mid options
taken on land. We unarniitee the
Mghent market price, and are In n
poult Ion to dciiinnd and obtain It,
having been In the IiuhIiiohh for tunny
years and In clone touch with fill the
land dealers of the country. Sat I
factory results guaranteed by the La
(Irande Invest meat Co. Write C. O.
Metrker, Lnkevlew, Oregiin.
LAKEVIEW
ALTURAS
STAGE LINE
H. E. BAacsa, I'rop'r.
Office in Bieber' Store
Stage leaves Lakeview daily, es
cept Sunday at 6 s. ui. Arrive
st Alturss st 6 p. m.
Leaves Alturss for Mkeview at
6 o'clock a. m. or on the arrivs1
of the stage from Madeline. Ar
rives in Ijkeview in 12 hours al
Ur leaving Alturae.
Freight - Matters - (liven
Strict - Attention
first - Class " Accomodations.
We have a full net of Mywll-Kolllns
& Co'h., samples of Stock Certificates
and bonds, with price list. If you
are organizing: a Htock company get
our price on t)ck certificate, tf
Family llfjuorn at I'ont & Kln-i
To All Our
Subscribers
Mouse JteTtaSl pf"r
Painter Hnn. Manftr
New Pino Creek, ' - . Oregon
THIS PAPER K&$r'miZ
me mrwt. Ien rtmiloo, al., where
oairacU (or advertlitnf tea be wad tor
Stibaorlbert to Ihe giamln who remove
(rom one loeell lu anoklier, ur ehaiif
Iholr M.ttmce ailJri should remmhr U
drop lit la oOlpe a card en llnlr pajief eel be !
drmuHMl to ihe rlihl ikmUiBIo.
r A. VYITHU1, M. D.
rilYMKIAN aad HlRUKOK
Paisley, Oreooa.
IIHTVIIAI.L.
orril'K-Now Daly Bulldlni.
Atleraey mt Ljiw
lkevlew. Orrgea
orrU'E-Hal Hulltllaf.
, VMATOP
Altavfiry-at-lAW
Ijind Mailers Hperlalt)
ornrE-bair naiiding.
h srnnnit
.ita nr tiir wnnm lakcvirw
y nuuuatn ui mi nunuu
) Slou on Oie 1I and lih Wodnrwlajr of
) rarh m'mh In Maennlr Hall, el p. m.
V lHli T. t'nnaul Cuaiaianiler. t
BM I 1 1 1 I I SB L BB IIB, BE I I Bf I II . , ..a-.. aAal J
HAtl.aV. I OIIBUI MHUWliimwi.
. UmVIMI, I l.-rk. i
LAKKV1KW KNCAMrMKNT, No. 1. S,
! Aj I. O. O. r. nirfta Ihe inland Bd Thura- g.
v " . . . . . ... ...
a jay enlngoi racn nuimn iu ru ri- j
W low' Hall, Ukerlnw. K. O. Ahl.trom,
V. P., '. O. MKUlir. Scribe.
j;. r. r. srr jJ.-y y.r Jt r.
MllfcKr HMtWiltt.
!.. Darru 'Dli Swallow fork Is
JalilCS Dal I J right ear fur ewre: reverat
forwethtra. Soweewea Square t'rop aud Min
In rlihl ear. Tar Bread 111. Rama. I'rant
Uke. fotoffl(e aMr-M. lakeytew.OreioB
TTeTiilrrt h Brandi wllB tropof led
a3C nnilnUnil er. Half Uudarcrup oB
right for fin: rra lor wlbera Tar Breo
W.Han, rub Ctw ooBrw artran
Lakevlaw. Orrri
K. K 1 atirlnti
rnilrnt
Laikrvlew, llrr.
Jt. W. Mat rll
.trelary
l.akrvlr. Ore
LAKE OINTY BISINtSS MENS '
DEVtlOPMENT IEA01E
If you wih Inlormnlion abou
Lake County, Oregon uildrcHS eith
er of the aliove irentlenien, who will
be tileaccil to reply.
TRY US
We Colli- t Kp-ry where and Make
no ChaiKC I'nliHM Collection I Made.
We Please Our Clients.
ASK THEM
Address :
Morgan Mercantile Co.
Penton Bid?,
Portland, Or
TSk Mlnlnf Lsw.
A mlnlnii claim must not sxoasi
luOO fest In Isnifth slonff tits vein or
lods, It MO ft In width, 0 fsst on
each slds of csnUr of sln si snrfso.
Wllhln -thirty Osys sftsi ostln och
ties the tioumlsrloa niust U uiarks4
by six iibstsntlsl posts, projsotlng
not less than tbros fsot shots th
lirouud, snd nnt Isms than four Inches
suars In dlsmctvr, or Ly siiiwUntlal
mouuds of stone, or earth sud stone
st losst two feet In belhth nt esoh
corner end st crater ends of such
rial ma.
The location notice must U filed
with the county recorder or county
clerk within slaty ilnys after postlujc
the same upon the claim. Attached
to the unties most m au sflldsrlt
showlntf tbst the work reulrel by
the Htate law bss been perforuiel.
SHitlon Three of the Act of 1001.
known as 11. 11. No. 1, Is ss follows:
llofore the explrntlon of sixty days
from the dale of postlutf said notlc
of dlacovery upon his claim sforeesld,
and lefore recording the notice of
location, the locator must sink n dis
covery shaft upon the clnliu located to
a depth of at lonat ton feet from the
lowest part of the rliu of such shaft
at the surface, or deeper, If necessary
to show by such work a lodn or Tela
of mineral deposit hi place. A cut,
or cross cut, or tunnel which ruts the
lode at a depth of ten fret, or an
open cut st least six feet deep by four
feet wide and ttt feet In length along"
tlm Icdo from the point nhere the
Mind may be lu any iniinner discover
ed, Is equivalent to such discovery
shidt. Kuch work shall not be deem
ed a pnrt of the ueitiiunt work re
iu I red by the revised stntutes of tlii
UnlttHl Ktates.
The Badgo of Honesty
ft en ever? wrat t"T of DicUr l'lsrre't
liolilxn M'Mlleal lilseovery lscauae a full
Hat of the Ingredient eomisisliiif It Is
prlntMl there In plain KnslUh. Forty
yeariof etpertemti haa proven lUatiprrlor
worth as a U1 purlller and Invlgorat
Intt tonlo for the curn f abmiarh disorders
snd all llvrr Ills. It builds up the run
down stitcin as no other tonic can li
which aliolud I used. The erllve tiirlU--InM
principle of nutlve rx.w uU aa
liolileli Seal mid (Jueen's HKit, SUiim and
Mandrake root, liliMsln-ot snd lllu.k
Cherrybark r xtrrt and prwrved
by the u-n of cLeinleally pur, tri.:
reflned glycerine. Send to Ir. K. V. 1'li r. o
St Uuffalo, N. Y., for Jrre booklet wlilrli
quotes eiirsi'tsfrom well-mcogiilii-d mod
b al authorities such s Dr. lianholow.
King, KcuduV?. Coe. Elllngwood ami a.
boel of other, showing that these roots
can be defended utxjn for tnclr curative
action It all weak tnts-sof the stomach.
y Indigeatton or dys -pkla
I bilious or liver coratilalnts
astlng dltraavi" whrre thi ro
snd gradual running down
treniith snd ayKtrtu.
he"l''en Mwlleal DKrnysrT wakes
Irh. Uliri' IiIiwmI and x lnvl;:'rt- Siyj
au p,.r-(.-.i,ia, 1, iiv,-r an.l 1
ILroimlL llii iii. thw wlinle vtrtn.
hut all aklu alTeclloni, ulotchea, plmpira
snd eruptions aa well st scrofulous el-
ling and old osn running sore or ulcer
Sre cured snd heated. In treating out
running sorrt, or uleort, It Is well to In -sure
their hauling to apply to them Ir.
I'lerce's All-IIealing Halve. If yourdrug
gltt don't h:ipx n to have this Salvo In
Stock, send lifty-four cenLt In Hittngr
tamps U Dr. It. V. I'terre, Invalldt' Ib.t. '.
and Surglrul lnt-tltiim. lltifTalo. N. V., and
a Inrgn tx of the " All-Healing Naive"
will reach you y return msL
You can t ulTord to arrept a acret no
trum nt a sulmtii nu for thlx non-ali-oholic.
medicine ok known ifiniiisn ion, not
Wen though the urirent dealer may
erehv miiUe a little hluif-r profit.
Ir. Pierce's riennnnt 1'elleU reuulittn
snd InvlK'T.iUi stiiiinu li. liver and houelr.
Bugar-couied, tiny granules, easy to lukn
as candy.
1o Cure a Cold In One l)ay
Take LAX ATI VK I'.KOMO Wl'IMNK
Tiiblelh. All ilriiKKi-l" rcluml the
money il it but to cure, K. '.rove's
HlUlial me in on eiieb liox ".'n-.
A Lively Tussle
with lloit old elieln.V of the nice, ("on,
HlpHtliili. nfti'ii ( IkIm lu .ieiidlcltlsi.
To nvol'lall serloiiM tioulde with
Stoin;icli. I.ivcr, oihI I'.nttrU, iikc
Mr. kliius New Life ITIIs. TTiey per
fei'lll l'i-uuliy I bene iH'K'iiih, v 11 liol t
pillll or ilUr.diilol t. iTie nf Lee lleull
lil'UU IhI .
I'.lue I'rints AUide.
I will liuike I'.lue I'l'lnts of nny
t rin t of l.i ml in t he Lnkevli'w Lniiil
MIhiiIi-i. hmI do nlisiniiT work,
'all on or wihe IT. li. NMMLK,
LnUi vii'w. ( in uon IS tf
CATARRH
iirW
Ely's Cream Balm
This Remedy la a 8peolflo,
8ure to Give Satlefaotloii.
OlVIt RILIIP AT ON0K.
It cleiinHcH, soothes, heals, and Orotocta tho
diHiiused iiieiubrsno. It cures Outurrh and
ifrives awny a Cold lu tht lloud ('iiickly.
KustoruH the 8uuss of Taste aud HmulL
I'.imy to use. Contains no injurious drills.
Applied into the n.mtrils and ahuorbod.
Ijiro Hizn, Til) oeuts at DruKKUts or by
until Trial riize, 10 oeuts by luaw.
ELY BROTHERS, CO Wsrrsn St., Nsw York.
sccorninied k
at well 7 A
Snd In irtl
U loayfiTTIcth
f taVt