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About Lake County examiner. (Lakeview, Lake County, Or.) 1880-1915 | View Entire Issue (March 15, 1906)
Some Cute Sayings By the Little Folki 0V do you know tlmt you have A soul?" naked the Hiiinliiy school IciicIht, "Vanse," answered tho small boy tn whom mind snitl and lii-iuts wcio the siiiiip, "1 ran hear It tick." "Now, Tommy," Miiltl the mother of 111111 M Imy nit slit.' iiihmim1 In tho tils--lplliuiry slipper exercise, "wlmt intuit1 you flit tli" whole tif thnt pluV" '(ItittiNp," sobbed Tommy, "yon Mold i u to n never do t -things ty Lhulvts." Teiieher How ninny miise Imvo we, Unity? Hurry-Five. Teinher-'l lint's right. Now, John ny, tell mi how wo tuny line them. Johnny To tiny cnmly with. Mnmmn -Johnny, you look as If yon liin I heeii lighting nguln. Nave you? Johnny Yen. uifi'imt, 1 Inut to. Tom my Jolieit lilt lite on the check. Miiiiiiini WVII. you should have turn ed the other cheek. Johnny-1 ilhl. nml he hit thnt nurt folikeil me on the litis, Tlieti I K it Bind ti ml licked the stntlln' out of hhn. t'hlritgo Newn. I'llr h !). IsrrU.rV- The Kid-1 know I miiylN oughtn't to lo It, hut liiiture Miirely Intended for thing to he hung on dill Intl. St. 1-ouU 1'lMtt Dispatch. W Ii r ll llliln'l, liovernor Klect liulld of Miissiuhu HettH, who mrved 111 the Spanish wur, tellH ii story of it New York regiment, tunny of whom uieiuhem were recruit ed on the eimt nidi'. They were spoil ing for n light, Ulid It lieeiime lietfssitry to pout a sentry to preserve order. A big. husky Ilimcry recruit of pugil istic propensities whs put on Kiiitrd OUtHldO lllid Klvetl spti'hil orders to See that rinlet relgticil "lid, above all things. If trouhlo cnine liU wuy, not to lotto JIOHHCNMlon of IiIm rltlc. Soon it gencrul row hi-gnu, growing In proportion It tilt minute punned. The noldler walked his pout nervously, with out Interrupting, until the corporal of tho guard uiipearetl on tho nceno with rt'ciiforccmciit. "Why didn't you Mop this row?" shouted tho eonoriil. Tho Hen try, luilnticliig hU rifle on IiIh Mioulder, ruined his nrtiis to tho cor rect boxing pot-ilt Ion and replied: "Hiiro, phwnt eould I do wld thin gnu In me hands?" -Now York Tribune. Johnnie Waa 1C Kmart. "No," Maid the teiieher III her uhuuI emphatic wuy, "like will not product unlike. You can't Kmw it turnip from n u onion seed. It Is an Imperative rule. Ueuiemher that." Then Johnnie raised hi huinl. "Teacher," he hesitatingly suld. "Well, Johnnie?" "You en n get milk from a cow, can't you, teacher V" And then Johuulo hud to May un hour nfter school. Cleveland l'lulu Dealer. Ko Opportunity "Yea, 1'vo met Mr. llrauey. I uevct met ouother inun lu whose presence 1 felt so embarrassed. I can Dover think of anything to any to him." "Y'ou Hhould meet bis wife." "Why? I hIio worHo?" "Well, you need never think of any thing to nay to her. .Sho says It oil." rhlliidelphlu 1'ress. Ilore We Are Aaraln. "How eould you ho a inurtyr of San Juan hill, us you atisurt? Y'ou nre not dead, nud you never Haw San Juau lilll." "The woman I married was engaged to n man who was killed there." Kan sas City Times. An Interlude. Mamuiu Here, out this piece of cuke and stop crying. Johnny Well, I'm boo-hoo going to begin again when I got through with the cake. New Y'ork 1'ress. 1'erfeetlr Safe. Little Toto Mamma, may I go out and look at the eclipse of the sun? Careful Mother Yes, dear, but be turoful not to go too clone. I.o Journal ' -Jj Two of m Kind. HI. If I ware only twice my site I might with hope aspire To that supremely glorious prize That sets my heart afire. IHB. Oh, but for my disastrous height, Which daunts the little dear, I'm sure he'd speak this very night The words I long to heart MORAL. So nature's equalising plan Controls our longings pliant. She big girl loves the little man. And he adores Ids giant. -Life. WHEN OAS WAS NEW. resident of riret Compaaf Mli "Darlna" Kt pertinent. (Ins Imd us much illiilculty In making Its way In New York city apparently us old tho slct-l f ruined skyscraper. In cmli i'iimo It required a tiwm who Imd the eoi i in ko of hU convictions to prove that it whs safe, but when one It was shown that tho benefits were greater tlniu the dangers gas and skysernptirs took their places us necessities. 111 the case of tint skyscraper ! designer bad to convince the owner, who Imd come s what feurful of tho success of his Ventura beenusti of tho coin incut of his friends, by signing it lease for un olllett on the top floor for long term of years. In tint cast of gas, although It had been used In I-ondou and other American cities beforo It was Introduced Into New York, Srun m l I.euiC'H. the pnsldent of tho cone puny that proposed to bring the touch feared llluuiliiaut Into use here, hud to prove Its liariulensneMs In his own house. 'Jills was lu Ills herolxin attracted a god deal ol attention ii nd proved to ho u gxl ad verllMemeiit, for hundreds If not thou SHiids of persons visited the limine t'l see the 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ii tt ii t whleh was suld to be so mueh (H'tter than caudles and fHi oil hi nips. The Iioiihi was lu tho up town fanhlouablo tpiarter of the city, on Cherry bill. It was ut 7 Cherry street, only n few door below the big. suaro I'rsnklln House, lu which Pres ident Wanhlng1on lived when New Y'ork wu the cupltal, and near the eel ebrated Cherry gardens. It was u nar row, three story and attic brick struc ture with two dormer windows. An hutment of the Itrooklyn bridge now occupies the Bite. Ktorles of the exploitive character of gas hud spread without tho aid of H prcx agent, mid persons hesitated about having rhe pipes run through their houses. They were willing tc have some one clue make tho expert Incut, however, mid curious enough tc; visit the hoime of the venturesome out to see what happened. Tor the tlmt lielng all romls lu the evening seemed to lead to Mr. l-g.'ett's house. Croup gathered outside lu the darkened street to witness tho process of "lighting up." Mirtiy a couple from the other fanhloii able Uiirter, Ktate street nud the fo-t tif llroudway, guve up the evening walk along the Itattery to wend their way up Penrl street III the moonlight to 7 (lierry street to see the novelty, 'llier were ciiger visitors from surrounding towns. Mr. I'ggett was not averse to showing people how much lstter g:is was than any other form of lllumluant by taking them through the h.jiixe This fact, IsM'onilng known through out the elty, added to the uumls-r of vlxltdrs, nud not Infrequently when Mr. Iggett, basking In the light of no toriety lu his drawing room, mi w faces peering In nt him from the outer dark ness ho would go to the door and In vito thoso without to come lu. It wnit several yeurs before the prejudice ngulust gas could Ik altogether wiped out. New Y'ork Tribune. Oil In llalr a llrt rarer. "Tell the lady wo can't take that hat back. It's been worn," said the mana ger of a department store, banding a fragile creation of luco and feathers back to the itnlcswouian after exiuulu-. lug It carefully. i "Will you tell uie how you tllseov-j ered that fact?" asked a curious by stander. "Hy the sense of smell," replied the malinger. "The is'culliirlty of mucas-i stir oil-the till that Is tn the hnir Is that Its color Is Imparled to anything It1 'comes In contact with, and, although there wasn't a Smt on that lint. I knew J It bnd been worn hy this slight odorj which had clung to the linlug. The, pur-, chaser of thnt extravagant bit of nill-i llnery probably couldn't afford any-' thing so expenxlvu Tvanted to cut a dash at the opera with her best young man perhaps, trusting to exchnngo the hat the next day for a tailor made suit or something she really needed." New York l'ress. "Ilfimr, Swept Home." "Home, Sweet Home," l'uyuo's song, was originally a number In tho operu "CTarl, tho Mnld of Milan," a produc tion brought out In 1823. Tho opera was a failure, and nothing Is now known of lt save the ono song, which bocume instantly popular. Over 100, (MX) copies were sold lu tho first year of its publication, and the sale In one form or another bus beeu constant ever alnco tho first appearance of this beautiful themo. The melody Is a Sicilian folk song and was adapted to tho words by l'uyuo himself. Arab Steeda as Chnrna, The noblo Arahlnu stectl Is some times put to lffnohlo uses. A traveler with Iconoclastic Ideas said: "You have heard of the Arabian horso's beauty, Its docility, Its Intelligence, Its endurance. Did jou know that lt churned the family butter? Among the desert tribes when butter Is needed the milk. Is put la a sheepskin bag and tied by a short rope to the horse's saddle. The horse Is then urged Into a trot, and this gait Is kept up until the milk In the sheep skin Is Joggled Into butter, A fine, firm, smooth butter lt Is." An Bye For an Aye. "Mr. Speuker," said the congress man, "I have tried vainly to catch your ye and" "Sit down!" thundered the speaker. "I have tried vainly to catch your 'aye' several times when It was needed." Philadelphia Ledger. So They Do. ' "Some men are horn groat." Tea, but gracious, how some of theiu do shrink! -London Tlt-Hlts. Tho highest compact we can make with our fellow la, let there be truth between ns forevermore. -Emerson. '.:',i''','jL,!,l,T!''.i'i,!li.-t.j.u. ! EASTOBli Afrcclable Prepnrnlionrof A slmiltilinf flic Food and Ketfuti ting tlieStouuichs and Ucwcls of rromolcs DicslionChpcrruJ ness ami Rest. Contain nclllrr Driuim.Morplune nortiicraL Not Naiic otic. yshv ou o-sANvnnrciiiJt W Seul- rJpnAvBrl'l AfHTfccI Rnntedy forronslirwi Tion.Sour Stotnach.UiarrtHxvi Wontw onvulsiiMW levcnsh ncss md Loss OF SLEEP. Facsimile Siflnnlure of NEW YOHK. Gram exact copy or wrapper BCUF, MUTTON. PORK, SAUSAGE, E'fC, ALW AYS ON ..Lakeview Meat Market.. JOHN WENDELL, Proprietor AT PRESENT LOCATED . BUILDING NORTH OF HOTEL LAKEViriW SUE Nature's Wondrous Handiwork Throngh U ; 1 1 1 i ( t t it i CsKtle (ilo. Canon of the firand, lilac k Cauon, Marltall and Tunne ace I'asst'i. ami the orld Famoui gKoyal Gorge For Dcicriptlve and Illustrated I'amph lota, write to W. C. McBride, Uen. Agt. 124 Third Street PORTLAND, OR. OAOTOIIIA. Bn th 1 tu Kind You Haw Alwarc Boii!i I THE LAKE COUNTY EXAMINER LATEST LAND AND TWO DOLLARS A YEAR. ESTABLISHED IN Ten I? PflWfn) For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signature of In Use For Over Thirty V'ears P ill ths ecmwMi MtT. new tom om. HAND AT THE nut CARD. Effective January lit, 1906. ! 9:00 A. M. I.v. ! 11:48 A. M. Lv, ! 1;1IP.M. Lv. i 2:15 P. M.Ar. ! S:O0P. M.Lv. i 8:-J0P. M.Lv. Reno Plumas Doyle Amedee Amettee Hot Bpgs Madeline Ar. 6:45 P. M. Lt. 2:45 P. M. Lv. 1 :10 P. M. Lv. 12:01 P. M. Ar. 11:15 A. M. Lv. 11:00 A. M. Lt. 7:15 A.M. :30 P.M. Ar. 1 :00 P. M. Lv. i:32 P, M. Lv. e 4:20 P. M. Ar. I Plumas Reek with Mohawk Ar, 12:30 P.M. Lv. 10:55 A. M. Lv. 9:00 A. M. s Connections made with East snd West bound trains of S. P. Co. b Plages to sud from Milford, Janesvllle, Buntlngvllle. o Stages to and from Plaudlsh and Busan vllle, d Stages to and from Eaglevllle, Ccdarville, Fort Bid well, Adin, Alturas, Lakeview, and other points tn Oregon. e Stages to and from Genesee, Taylorsvllle. and (.ireenville. ( Stages to and from Johnsvllle, Cromberg, and Quincy. AW 11 fjSj"! RINTING IS AN ART IN I Y which The Examiner ex- M A ces" e kave a the late sj.yjes n type and keep in stock a large assortment of high grade stationery so that there is no delay in executing a large order. )nt" prices will be found to compare favorably with other prices. STOCK NEWS EIQHT PAOES LOCAL AND COUNTY NEWS 1880. fflOCUfttOBNOBerCSJOCD. SilmIH. trm -l -k, rw to otrtAln pmUrrtA, trmtim atiarka, wwrlcbU, M&, (N ALL COUftTHItS. Itiuinf dl'flvilh Wathuglon tr.'tl tlmf, mrnirf mud "flm Iht f-alrnl. Pstnrt snd InfrlarstncM Frsctlcs txclsslwty. Writ nr mtm lv wm U Skrta Stnrt, rrf . Vlta IUtM rart Mm, WSSHINOTON, O. C. i Land Notice. JOHN MULLAN, Attorney and Counselor at Law. i3io Connrllcut Avenue Washington, O. C. All persons h have heretofore made PINAl PROOP In any Kind of Land, Mineral or Tim ber Entries, which has been accepted by the Register or Keeelver of any V. 5. Land Office, can have the Issuance of their V. . Patent fof said Lands promptly attended to by aendlnf me their Duplicate Recclsts, or Certificate ol Entry, and an agreement to pay me $10 when ever said Patent shall Issue. JOHN MULLAN, Oregon, Califom. and Nevada 5 tela Agent A.WJii,. CO YEARS .L- -V EXPERIENCE 'Mm t'y r. Traoc Marks "fffTf Covriohts A.C 2 A nronn n11ng a sketHi and SMieriptlnn may qnl'-kly aertaln oar opinion free whfltber oa tl'insmrictlyennBdflntliU. HandbooSon tun.lt ent free, UMnt asenry for Mtcnrniir patent. patmu taken tnrooeh Mann A Co. reoelve spwtal nodes, without chunro, la tho Scientific Jlmerican. , A handsotnely fUnstrw?! mr. Ireeet etr calatlon of any frrlentlDc Jnnrnat 1 ernis. $-1 a ymtr: four months, IL boiiX by all newsdeaJrrs. MUNN&Co.36,B-New)ork Braach Offlo. SB V fU TVasblnatou, IX C. $150 Reward. Tie Harney County Live Stock Asuocla tion. of which I am a member. pays75C reward for evidence leading lo the con viction of parties stealing stock belonging- to !ts mem bers. In addition I offer I'M) reward Horse brand horse shoe bar on elthei or both Jaws. Re corded In 8 counties Range, Harnev, Lake and Crook Counties Honrs vented when sold. Horses sold to paw through this section will be reported in this paper. If not so reported, please write or tele phone The Times Herald, Main 324, Burns, Ore gon W W Bbowh, Fife, Ore. t'lae Mhrrp Raatrh 1st Modee Coasit) The Kxamlner has for sale one of tb sheep ranches In Modoc county, which trols the best range in California. Jt consist of 560 acr:s ail under fence. It lies along Pitt river for 2 miles. Besides other buildingt there are two houses 1U mile apart. It ia an Ideal aheep ranch. II taken quick it will bt sold for loUOO. 'f.iwrwii - -- -- HOW LINCOLN CLIMBED. A lAtnm, Har4 Path to Rottrfc Ooo reo Before tho issrrmf Court. The lawyer who works Ills wny op from a five dollar fee In a suit before a Justice of the jtonce to f.'.OOO feo be fore the supreme court of his stato bat a ion? and hnnl path to climb. Lincoln climbed this path for twenty-flve years, with Industry, perseverance, patience above all. with that self control and keen sense of right and wrong which always clearly traced the dividing litis between his duty to bis client and hi duty to society and truth. Ills perfect frankness of statement assured blm ths confidence of Jutlae and Jury lu every argument. Ills habit of fully admitting the weak points In his case gained him their close attention to bis strong ones, and when clients brought him question, able cases bis advice was always not to bring suit. "Yes," be once said to a man who of fered blm sach a case; "there lis no rea sonable doubt that I can gain your cass for you. I can set a whole neighbor hood at loggerheads; 1 can distress a widowed mother and her six fatherless children and thereby gain for you $00Q which rightfully belongs. It appears to me, as mnch to then) as It does to yon. 1 shall not take yonr case, but I will give you a little advice for nothing. Yon swiri a sprightly, energetic man. 1 would advise you to try your hand at making f MO In some other way." He would have nothing to do with ths "tricks" of the profession, though he met these readily enough when prac ticed by others. He never knowingly undertook a case In which Justice was on the side of bis opponent That sams Inconvenient honesty which prompted him In his storekeeptng days to close the shop and go In search of a woman be had Innocently defrauded of a few ounces of tea while weighing out her groceries made It Impossible for him td do his best with a poor case. "Swett," be once exclaimed, turning suddenly ts his associate, "the man Is guilty. You defend blm; I can't," and gave up bis share of a large fee. Helen Nlcolay In St Nicholas. STAGE EPIGRAMS. The theater Is the chastener of life. Euripides. An actor Is a public Instructor. Euripides. The theater Is the mirror of life. Sophocles. Actors are the only honest hypo crites. Hazlltt The theater Is the devlTs own terri tory. Edward Allyn. The stage represents fiction as if lt were fact Betterton. The stage Is the field for the orator as well as the comedian. Itosclus. A passion for dramatic art is Inher ent In the nature of man. Edwin For rest The drama Is the most refined pleas ure of a polished people. Dion Bouci cault. It is in drama where poetry attains its loftiest flight Don Luis I. of Tor tugaL - The stage Is more powerful than the platform, the press or the pulpit Anna Dickinson. A comedy is like a cigar; If good, ev ery one wants a box; if bad, no amount of puffing will make It draw. Henry James Byron. Some Bla; Oyatera. The usual size of the f -?II of an oys ter Is three to five inches, but away back in tertiary times there were oys ters in California that had shells thir teen Inches long and seven or eight inches wide. The animal and shell doubtless weighed fifteen or twenty pounds, since the shells were five Inch es thick. These oysters have long been extinct, but their fossil shells are abun dant If the oyster farmer could pro duce individuals of such enormous size now and the flavor were good In pro portion to its size we would be most fortunate. In that case a single oyster would be enough for one stew at the church festival. St Nicholas. The Firat Skates. As late as the sixteenth century skates In England were very primitive, for we learn that the London appren tices used to tie bones to their feet and under their heels. Writing in 1661, Evelyn speaks of "the strange and wonderful dexterity of the sliders" in St James' park, "performed before their majesties by divers gentlemen and others with scheets, after the man ner of the Hollanders, with what swift nesse they pass, bow suddaluly they stop In full carriage upon the ice." An Eskimo Dainty. The greatest treat known to the Es kimo boy or girl Is a lump of sugar. Perhaps you think there Is nothing very strange in that. The strange part Is the very funny way they have of eating the sugar. They roll the sweet morsel in a piece of tobacco leaf. Tola they place in their cheek and, smack ing their Hps delightedly, hold lt there until it is dissolved. This dainty Is called "laloop" and Is the choicest mor sel known to the little Eskimo stomach. Different Service. "Yes, sir," said the soldierly looking man, "I have spent fifteen years of. my life in the service of my country." "So have I," volunteered the lowj browed Individual, offering his hand, "What were you in for?" Houston? Tost. I Tito War ot It. The Missus Mary Ann, please ex plain to me how lt Is that I saw you! kissing a young man In the kitchen last night. The Maid Sure, I dunno how 16 Is, ma'am, onless yea were looking 'lirough the keyhole. Cleveland Lead