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About Lake County examiner. (Lakeview, Lake County, Or.) 1880-1915 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 18, 1906)
ttla Harraat. "Young Briefly had only bn admit ted to the bar a week when be made a fortune. II waa caught In a railroad wreck In which forty people were In jured." "And he waa one of those who got damages?" "He waa all of them. He got all the rictlras to retain him.' Philadelphia Public Ledger. AiTu(ta to the Hew Geaerattloa. He Tea; I suppose It waa awfully nod of the "rorernor" to lea re me this place, but I don't care for It. He waa too practical a man to bare really good taste, She-Still you ought to be glad to: bare a place like thia to rest In after your fatber'a labors. Brooklyn Life. Wasted ta Rara It Om. "Mamma," aaid Bennte aa there cam a brief pause In the conversation on the part of the callers, "isn't It time for yon to ask me what I learned at the kindergarten today? If you don't do It pretty soon, I'll forget what you told me to say." Chicago Tribune. Vaaatlafartorr, I tried the plan of thinking twice before speaking," he aaid, "but it didn't work." "Nor "Well, hardly. Why. by the time Td thought twice my tvife bad me roasted to a finish." Chicago Tost Cleaa aa4 Coatljr, They are continually quarreling, and yet be persists In saying that ah la near and dear to him." "Correct. He means that she baaga to his coat tails aud buys lace dresses and Imported bonnets." Baltimore Kews. Haaaa aaa Ft. "Did those people whom you went to civilize welcome yon with open kands?" "No," answered the missionary sad ly; "they all jumped on me with both fart." Washington Star. Iaaptrtaa. "How perfectly the girl graduates tsep step:-' "Yes; the orchestra la playing the. Wadding music from 'Lohengrin.'" Cleveland Plain Dealer. Lot' Anaesthetic. " Her Mamma My dear, I am surpris ed that you should suffer a man to kiss you Her Daughter But, mamma. I didn't traffer. Boston Globe. Alwiji Broke. Blobba narduppe reminds me of tl Ten Commandments. Blobbs In what way? Blobbs ne's always broke. Phllv delnhla Record Well Trained. "Is he a pood dog for burglars?" "I guess so; de feller I bought him off wus a burglar." New York Journal. Troth of the Matter. Before and after taking. Chicago Kews. Said Id Society. My dear, there is such a cruwu hers -a!mply crowded, you know!" "Why, who la here?" w0h, nobody at all." t ' - i Feline Saaaoatlon. ! May I don't like the fit of this gown at all. I wonder how I could lmprov it? Fay Let some other girl wear it. Bear, Life. In ton mlm CHOICE MISCELLANY raJa4kr Haral ffaaaaa. The Christian nam of IVter has erer been faahlonabl among royal tie. England baa never bad a mon arch baptlaed aa Peter, and In other countries the PHera bare been an lucky, reter or Pedro I, emperor of Brasll, abdicated after an nneaay retjra. and hia eon. Pedro II., waa tied In Tarta tn lWl. . Iedro the Cruel ef raatile mt Ion waa alain br hla brother tn single craibst. Peter the I Great of Russia waa guilty of frightful excesses. Ilia grandson, Peter II., reigned only three yeara and died of amallpox st the age of fifteen. Peter III. waa dethroned and strangled by conspirators. Peter I. of Servla haa al ready a brutal massacre behind him. John la another name avoided by roy alists. We had only one John, and the experience waa unhappy. In Scotland auch waa the popular repugnance to the name that when the son of Robert II. ascended the throne he changed hla name from John to Robert. Few of the Jameses died In their bods, and the al teration to Charles waa not a success ful experiment Edward, George, Wil liam and Henry have on the whole been fortunate names for our sover eigns to bear. London Chronicle. Maklaar Staadard Oil Caaa. Nowhere does the policy of economy which Mr. Rockefeller has worked out show better than In one of the Stand ard canning works. Several months ago the writer visited the largest of the Standard can factories, the Devoe, on the East river, Long Island City. It has a capacity of 70,000 five gallon cans a day ind Is probably the largest can factory in the world. The five gallon can turned out at the Devoe is a marvel of evolution. The present methods of manufacture are almost entirely the work of Her man Miller, known In Standard circles as the "father of the flvo gallon can." The machinery for making the can has been so developed that while, in 1SC5. when Mr. Miller btgan his work. one man and a boy soldered 850 cans in a day in 1SS0 three men made S.0O0, and since 1S93 three men have made 24.000. It Is an actual fact that a tin can Is made by Miller In Just abont the time it takes to walk from the point in the factory where the sheets of tin are unloaded to the point where the finished article is filled with oil. Ida M. Tarbell in McClure's. IVaaroa Loads of Moaejr. The presses of the bureau of engrav ing and printing are moving twenty four hours a day printing money. The run is on new national bank notes. It takes about twenty-five days to prepare new money for the banks so that It will be properly seasoned to go Into the h;md of the public. The bank have orders ahead for many millions, and the circulation is being delivered to the comptroller by wagon loads e:u-h day. From the comptroller's otliee It Is shipped to the banks upon the deposit of bends cov ering the amount to be shipped. The circulation of national banks of the United States has passed the $400,000, 000 mark, the largest amount in their history. Dec. 31 last the circulation of the banks stood nt S0S4.920.784, and this was considered nbout the highest fig ure that would be reached before next fall. Washington I'ost. Great Brltaln'a Seaarolna; Men. One in every thirty-six of the males over fifteen j-ears of age In the United Kingdom is a sen man in the mercantile marine or a fisherman, according to the report of the board of trade commit tee, but that by no means represents the proportion of Britons who go to the sea in ships. For the current year the total number of officers and men, active service rating, provided by the esti mates for the royal navy is 127,000, being an increase of 4,1)00 over the previous year. Taking the two totals this means that one in about every twenty is a saiior, which Is an enor mously larger percentage than that which any other nation can boast, even with the conscription which sup plies the seamen of several continental countries. Lonrtot? Chronicle. Prenuptial Confidences. She was an exacting Philadelphia youcg woman, and before she would promise to marry him he had to an swer a great many questions relat ing to his past life. He thought he had given ner a very fair account of himself, but just when the wedding ceremony was about to take place he remembered an omission, and, fear ing that 6he might have cause for future reproach, he whispered in her ear: "Mary, there i3 one thing I have not told you yet. I am a Universal is!. Does it matter, love?" "No, I guess not, dear," eaid the bride eerenely. "I am a Bomnambu list." Philadelphia Ledger. GERMAN GLEANINGS. The amount of German capital In vested abroad la said to be over $8. 000,000,000. During the last seven years Ger many Las laid 7375 miles of cable, si a cost of 1 7,000,000. German cities are still growing s, fast that the sawmills can hardly keep up with their orders. Telegraph wires in Berlin are belnj: placed under ground so as to avoi accidents from storms. Berlin Las now a "bachelors' club' divided into small flats, with smoking and dining rooms In common, when single men can live at moderate ratet NEW SUORT STORIES The the Werkea. Bom niontha after K aa Tommy ealla Ixrd Kitchener, hnd taken am command from Lord Roberts daring the recent war In South Africa be bad occasion to rt-.lt aoiuo blockhourw which were In courae of erection Juat outalde one of the leading commercial towns. One, be noticed, had been J Position, and ! therefore omcre.1 irvnonee and aan- f to be thrown up at once. In order to , strengthen It. Going inside one of the blockhouses they are all connected by telephone he rang up the officer com manding a unit in the town, when the following dialogue took place: K. Are you thorv? C O.-Yes, air. K. Are you In command of the hire regiment? a O.-Yes, sir. K. I want a working party, fifty strong, with Intrenching tools, to be here at 0 o'clock tomorrow morning. C. O. I beg your pardon, sir, but my men are all employed on something or other, the majority escorting prisoners down the line. K. Oh, I ace. Ah, la that a band I hear playing there? C. O. (hesitating Y-yes, sir. IC Oh. It Is. What band? C. O. Regimental band, air, playing outside the mess. K. Playing at mess? Well ah just have those Instruments put away for some future occasion, will you. and!annn lIM 8101,10 Ainciin wnr- a"a make that working party 100 strong, to J thousands of Boer prisoners wr lao srrive here tomorrow at 0 a. m.. or! tl there. Now there ta no market there will be a regimental command 1 tw tbe looal BnJ "Ketables and vacant C O. (stammering) Very good, air. That working party were mostly bandsmen. Kitchener bad beard the music vibrating on the telephone in strument Thr S-at For Pew. In a large New York department store some looks were being sold at the dry goods counter as a special at traction. A business man rushed In to get a novel on his way downtown, and he chanced to mistake the dry goods counter with the book specialty for the book department In breathless THE IMPATIENT CVSTOMEH WAS COSHIDNT- XI BIT A YOUNO WOMAN. haste he nskrd for "Peggy O'Neal " and the saleslady at the counter an- swered, "Not here at the moment, but j will call." The saleslady next rushed ( to the speaking tubo and cried, "Send ' I'eggy O'Neal dowu right nwayP A j few moments later the imputient cus- j tomer was confronted by a young wo- man whoso name answered to the i title of the novel. Explanations and j apologies followed, and then tb cus tomer was shown to the book depart ment. The Lou la Qnl lint. The Louis Qulnze hat promises to be one of the leading styles in millinery for the fall. A number of smart wom en are already wearing it The model illustrated is of white chip straw with white enamel bucklo aud three whit IV.. FOB IiATE BCMMEB AND FALU Mtrlcb tips. Iilack velvet ribbon, aa much used in millinery at present, forms a wide, tight band arouud th crown and completes the simple tiim tnlng. Gray plumes may be substi tuted for the white upon straw of tills kind and color. Philadelphia North American. Dealnnloar to Heallae It. "I never beard Mnsmore acknowledgi that be was growing old before today. ' "IIow did ho acknowledge it?" "17 announced that be felt Just aJ young as be ever did." Detroit Frri Press. MODES OF THE MOMENT. Guipure lac retains Its popularity, and ocber is th favortt tint Sleeves are now growing mor and mor baggy, the whole of th baggl- Bess coming at the wrist Incrustations of lac medallions or of ttrtnted allk flowers ara a mono- the moat popular decorations on summer dresses. On street shoes and Oxfords th heel 1 one and a balf Inch In height Is most! In demand. For dressy shoos th Louis I XV. heel of medium height bss th preforenc. Peau de lain Is a rival to peau At solo, the wool having been woven Into the anm leatherlike surface as the allk, and both show off colors to great perfection. It Is predicted that the Russian blouse skirted coat with its slight pouch In front and In a length that reaches al most to the knee will make Ita ap pearance In the early fall. Grass lawn makes an admirable pet ticoat of the washable type. Finished with frills embroidered In black or col ored flax thread, a chain stitch of th aanie beading th hem, such a skirt I both useful and pretty. Brooklyn Eagle. Doaolato St. Hfltna, A recent leading article in th only paper printed on tlia Napoleonic rock advocates the conversion of St Helena Into a sort of penal settlement aa the only mode of salvation. St Helena had an extraordinary boom of prosperity ine agriculturists are in despair, iiieir lands are full of weeds, their gardens anplanted." A Hoatarkablo fl.it. According to a French papor, there It a man In London who possesses a . ... , . ... ..,. atMlllt . fongn w,tcrlna. p,acw ,nd whonerer be ssw th ITInco of Wales, as the king then wss, drinking anything through a straw he pounced down upon the straw and added it to his collection. Last year this strange collector bad gathered such a bundle of straws that be had i hit made of them. A Tiny Journal. Omeo, among the mountains of Victoria, Australia, formerly poa- tessed the smallest journal printed in the British donunions. It waa not much larger than an ordinary heet of note paper, and its title was the Echo of the Mountains. Dur ing one severe winter Omeo was cut off from civilization by heavy falls of snow, and its sunulv of ordinarv , r rr - I printing paper having been exhaust ! ed, the Echo of the Mountains wns Erin ted for some weeks on grocerr rown paper bags. Th Echo. Tourist (in Ireland) Isn't then a very fine echo about here? Guide Yes, sor. Shout "A pint of beer" as loud as you con. Tourist shouts and after a few moments remarks, "The sound doesn't seem to come." Ouide Xo, sor. But here corar the beer. London Telegraph. I... udon'N l!r riila. The tot;:! -.;. inllt':,- s ..f ul! t!-e plf'.N r.f I'ri! f " tui-'.i I'M, yi-rr , o.. e-..v : is d-T'vcf ;:::... 1 . . v.J;:n-.:. tl:lil :! P'"i I I I " t ' ! "I ' f:' " 1 " " ' "' ' '' - : ' ' ' ' - ' . v :- ' ' u :r I COMPLETELY DISCOURAGED " Is the fi-fliiiif and plaint i f uotm n who are "ruinl'i n " no low that wnrk ilrai;, head aclit-.s, huck uckes, humN tr inl.l', Vdlc-e quiviT't, littlo tliinnH niiiiny and "virylliiiig goes wrong." J.nnk the other wii y JiiH a minute iiiid me v hut Dr. I'uTCK'n Favorite I'rciiriiijtUin. has done for morn than a half-in II lion women in tho last thirty years. VV7it it tutu dime for other It can do fur im. Believing that alcoholic, stimu lating medicines were doing much harm, lioctor it. V. Pierce turned hist Invx.tlRUti tig mind u oon thn urohiem of producing a remedy for tho use of weak and suffering women that should ho freo from alcohol and at the same tluio KFFKCTIVK AND SAVE. Mature has prvii(led ahuruUmtly for such needs and Dr. Pierce found In native medicinal plants such as tho roots Of OOI.DEN SKA I., LADV'S BI.IHI'tK, BLACK cohosh, UMcoRjf and ui.i k cohosh, the needed medicinal properties which by peculiar processes strictly his own, without tho uho of alcohol, ho has ex tracted, preserved and combined in exact proportions to secure from each Its best effect. Thus compounded IiIh "favoiutk l'HKHCitii-Tio.N " Is a remedy for the pains and drains, weakneMiuiH and Inflammation of tho uterine, system that has won world wide fame by curing more than ninety nine out of every hundred who have used it properly. In taking this you will know what you take and Uiiie wluit you know to be good. If in any doubt us to what is best for rou, wrlto and ask advice of Dr. H. V. 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Election statistics, agricul tural, financial, educational, lailroads, shipping,ctc, etc., through all the list of topics where new figures arc most valuable. 3-1 columns of in dex. Send for this ''Standard American Annual." Addr ess TUB WORLD, Pulitzer Ihiilding, New York City. OASTOTtlA. Saarith f 1 Kind You Haw Always BoufiK 1 Wm3$ KLAHATH LAKE ....RAILROAD.... . . . TIMn TABLH . . . In K fleet May 1st, ItKMi. I.v. Thra I i"TT A71ii"jX7'"luTTnHVlV4 A U Ar. Itoaita. . . . S.rA Ar. IMxIn I0.M " " Hlrel Hr'a S4A K I'h Sii'sa 11.40 M - Fall Cr'k . .7 WV ' KIH II 4 - Kl'h Hii'.nT IU Hteel Ur'aall lio " iHllfl .I0 Hnaui it.iw r M " I'okeiiamaS.'JU 11 " 1brall.,.,Jil.S ' Klamath Springs Special. I.v. Thrall l.M) P, M.l.v. Kl'h Hr'it.4AP. M Ar. Moiiii M Ar. Kali ( rifklfto " Hlei-I llr'ar'J.lA " Hlerl Hr'iie 00 " Fall Crmk iM " Boiu.. ,w H.tO " Kl'h Hp'.!.o " " Thrall 1,44 LAKEVIEW --ALTURAS STAGE LINE II. R. Barkis, Trop'r. Office In Weber's Store Htage leaves Lakevlew dally, ei rrpt Kandsy at 0 a.m. Arrive at Alturas at 6 p. m. leaves Alturas (or Lakevlew at 8 o'clock a. m., or on th arrival of the stage from Madeline. Ar rives tn lakevlew In 12 hours af ter leaving Allura. Freight - Matters Given Strict - Attention first - C'3ss - Accomodations. Western . Stage . Line J. I.. YAWN. ProprUlar. Office In llnkvllle fotf I Klamath Fall. Daily from Pokegema by Keno, Klam ath Kail. Dairy, lWniacia, and illy to Lakevlew. Daily from Ijikevlew by Illy, Ilotiania Dairy, Klamath Falls, Keno, to Po kegoma. From Klamath Falls to Keno by steamer and from Keno to Pokegeuia over the Sunset Four-llorne Blage Line. Good Stock Easy Coaches LAKEVIEW PLUSM STAGE LINE S. I.. McNacuiitom, Prop. Office at Mercantile Store 8tngo leaves Lskvview Mondays, Wed nexdayt and Friday at 0 a. in., arrives at Plush at 0 p. m. Leave Plnnli Tues days, Tlmrday and Saturdays, at C a. in., arrives at I-akevlew at 0 p. til. PaHenger fare (3 one way or f5 for round trip. Freight rate from May 1st to Nov. 1st .75 j-r hundred; front Nov. lot lo May lxt 11. IK) per huiidre TIMIIKIt OTKK Pliited .S'tati'H I, and Office, I.nkevlew, Oregon, Oelober Ltlth, 1!M)5. Notice is hereby given thnt in coinplianee with the provinions of tho Act of .June .'I, 178 entitled "An act (or the sale of timber lauds in the StateHof California, Oregon, Nevada find Washington Territory," as extended to all thn Public Laud States by art ( August 4, 1W-, Frank Hull, of KluniHth I-hIIh, county (f Klamath, state o( Oregon, juis tli s day tiled in this office his sworn ntiiteuientH No. :)15 fur the pnreliHHe of the N'4 NK'4' Nl ) Nw !-i hi:yt Nw4 and lot 2 of seel ion 1U in township No. 31 S., IUnge No. IS ',., w. m., and will offer prool to show that the land sought is more valmiblu for its limber or stone than for agricultural purposed and to estalilinli his claim to said land before (ieo. Chastain, clerk of Klamath county, at bisoffice at Klamath Falls, Oregon, on Saturday, tho Kith day of January, l'.HMl. He names witnesses: (J. II. AlcCmnliur, of Duirv, Oregon; llerliert t'remmer, Fred Jtensing of Klamath Falls, Oregon, aud K. -A. McCulley, of McCloud, Calif. Any and all persons claiming adverse ly the aliovo-des iribed landsare recpieet ed to filo their claims in this office on or before said .'tth day of Jan., 7!M)ll. 41-1 J. N. Watson, KcgiHter. Tnu CI.BANMINO ANI II KAI.I NO CUItK I OK CATARRH 1 Ely s Cream Balm Euy and ileaint to nan. Contain! uo lu jurinat druu. It ii quickly ahcorlioit, Ulvea Itulk f ut onco. CATARRF It Opi'in and CliianiHji' COLD 'N HEAD ma naaai i'uai;i-i, Allura lnllaniiiiauini. Ileal and I'nitecta Ilia Monihrana. Hiatorca th Hi-riao of TuHt and Hninll. Iarga 8zn, tu con I a at lrugglt nr hv mull; 'l'rlnl 8lo, lOcvnta by mall. JtLV liUU'i'UWW, 6l Warrou 8Uect, New York. HIIKKI JIKAKIH. James Barry Brud with Swallow Fork Id right ear for wp revera for wether. Bom owe Square Crop aud Blit la right ear. Tar Brand 111. Rauge, Crana Lake. i'oatoOlc addre, Lakevlew, Oregon 7flf WhitUnrlh Braad with Crop off Jell Lai II III IVTUI III ear, Half Underorop oil right for awe i rei era for watbor Tar Brand W. Kauge, Klah Creek, foatoffloa addrea Laevlaw, Oregon