CYNICISMS.
They wy that every ninn la cracked
on some suttjevt. I.ook yourself over.
Yuat I your specialty J
When n father asks a rU'I child Low
much money kIio needs her mother
soon tenches her to '"make It etiouuh."
Iliddcn nway In every hrenst Is the
Instinct of a slave: the Instinct to
cringe lefore (tower and teiid the ktie
to It.
We don't know of any one who ha
a harder time with Ida conscience than
an uiiseMlsh mau who carves the meat
for his family.
When you find a man I not as mean
as you had always heard Mid. what la
the feellii you have? Now. confetw.
Is It disappointment?
The only difference between a iiriidu
atinji dress and a wedding dress. )
far as we can see. I that the latter U
worn with more confidence.
Some men arc so confidential that It
they were going ' fil" a aw 'Ley
would take every man In town oft in
one side and tell him nlout It. Atchi
son Globe.
WORLD'S FAIR NOTES.
Kolt-sl
Ths modern world, having plun.ee
Into a civilisation which, with Its fn
torlea and railroad, seem to proti is
a continual crescendo of not no, ha a
lat discovered a fact which the m
dltvval world was fortunately liti:il'i
to discover. Thl fact I that plen l:i
and deafenlmi noises prolong! ' roa l
the twenty-four hours arc not only o
fenslve to the ear, but Injurious to tu
health. It becomes necessary theivf tv
for the modern world to combat I e d
noise Just ns it combats heavy sur.tk
and noisome odor. -Chicago Tribuu '.
; Arrest hi hV Reward.
Knr anv skin diseaxe. V.i ". V. M A , Ol.l
MIKKS, PI I.K. IMMI'I.KS. ele., which
' the new IIA1UU UKMKDY KC.ISK
, will not cure roiniily. Send IimIsv lot
j sine In tutiit'iit mlllcient to cure snv
ordinary rs-e. tiY l I II KM ICA I.
CO., Kami McNallv Hldg., hicttgo.
Ortal Rrltala'a Trait.
Up to now Itrltaln retains from 20 tc
23 per cent of the total trade of the
universe. No other nation has yet come
within half of this remarkable percent
age. Nearest la Germany, with nearly
11 per cent; Pranoe claims about per
tent: the United State secures rather
iiora than 0 er cent. If we add the
' output of the colonies the Hritlsh eu-
plrc shows a record of about one-thliO
; 5f the trade of the whole world.
j l'-irkcr M-vtiretl the iioinlniilloii by
keeping t'Hini on the money ttictlon
but III he tocu re the election by ile
clurhiK fur u roIJ standard. There
' hiv yet u few hllverltCB In the demo-
j era tie party.
More School Land Tor 3ale.
WV will sell cheap ant on (iimmI term"
Ihe went IihII ft see. SMI, tp. Sflr f H SM K.
Also tho west lislfof ee. 2H, tp, IIS, i.
It li K.
All tliilaftd is unimproved und hcinii
located as it is, makes it very vnlti.il.lr.
, Write or call i tlii ollice (or panic
ulars. 1 1
World's fair clubs are organizing lu
various parts of the country to prear9
for next year's trip to St. Louis.
A "rose garden covering six ai res of
trround will le one of the attractive
landscape features of the world's a!r.
uong the Interesting things esiiibit
ert by Greece at the fair will he rvpi
mtctiotis of old Greek Mutuary.
Kf. I.oei Is to have a rutnla'nre i -i-:::i-:;.n
or' ie city a a world's r--t
artr:ii':;'-'i. with all streets and t-r.ui-f
Ont b".d"n;r mi' rued.
Mtalar'a Kortrat Klrra.
i A Maine lu'nrcrman graphics)!,
i states the loss through the forest fire
to the people of Maine as equal to four
years' cut on the I'enoltscot river and
more than a year's cut In the entire
state. Ten million eight hundred thou
sand dollars is the money rata of the
800.000 acres of tlmler burned and the
consequent loss to the various Indus
tries from wtump to saw.
Bi-ata.il)- TsrfarrJ
-rl oi the Northwestern
S'nk liit-Mi.r i nipllcil by Slot-B A
Unlit Iv, pr'nti-n. ( AIiiiihm. have Ikhjk
l-t'i mi ibis i.flice inr disirilmtion. It is
j vHliidl'lf Ixx.k ir httKMiieii ami worth
hf priif. t(
Reward of (2,000.
The Woolgrowcra Asso-latloii of
Lake County will organize perma
nently next month. I " it t II am-h time.
I will give a reward of fi'.mto (or the
arreat and conviction of any party
or part lea guilty of maiming or kill
Ing tdiecp ladonging to im-mltcrx of
the temporary organization.
S. It. I'HAMti.Klt.
A case came to light ilia for (or per
sistent and numer. iful torture has per
haps never been crpialle.!. Joe Gol
bica. r( C dii'a' Calif, write. "For 15
years I endured inuffrable pain from
Rheunialifin and notliing relieved me,
thongti I iiil every! hintt known. I
cam across Kieeiric Bitters and it's ihe
greatest me.li.-ine on enrt'i for tlmt
trouble. A tV h-i'tle- of it ioniplete!v
relii'V'-.! ail fired me " .1 it hi as tjout
for Live' m l Ki lnev tr-mbles and iren
oral d''iili'v. I il v -V).:. .vai i-im ti.m
gun r- ii ',-v I l,v . Keall, Druytist.
For the Mint time lu the history of
American publics, we have twoprea-iih-ntial
caii'lidatcH from the same
Mate. New York.
Turner of Washington received 10S
votes fur III.- nomination fur vice
president. II is votcn most all cams
from ftate.- that were pleilged for
Hearst
area r hrnl IXjrrhara Arier.Ten
Vmr af smlTerlna.
"I wish to say a lew words in prais.
of Chamlierlain' t'olio ( boiera and
Diarrhoea Kemedy," savs Mis. Mai lie
Hurge, of Msriinsviile, Vs. ,-I suffered
(rom i-hronic diarih(Ma for ten years and
during that time tried various melieiiies
without obtaining any permanent leliel.
ljst suminer one o( my chthlren was
taken with cholera uiorbiiH, and 1 pro
cured a Isillle -if this remedy. Only
two ilo-e were required to titvc her en
tire relief. I lliell decided In try the
nieilii-ine mvself. and did not use all "I
one Ix.ttle hen-it I war well aiol I have
never i-ince Is-en tr mbled wiib that
complaint, tine cannot ray too much
in favor f that w underfill medi-ine."
This remcdv i lorfale bv Leo lieall.
L
GASH GIVEN AWAY to Users of
am off
In Addition to the Regular Free Premiums
iUwtCorrtxi)
' -wW v
70 SEZ2"nL MW.
onto.
SPtCCCO.
Would
Vow
Like a Check Like This ?
lA n... lu.-JJ.JJ flflfl fin Cash to ion Coffee users In our Great World's Fair Contest
If 8 I.2TS ARSrCSa &UVUUiUU 21J people get checks, 2139 more will get them in the
Presidential Voto Contest
What will b the total popular voto cast
for President (vote for all caa-
dldatet combined) at th election
November S, 1904 ?
In 1900 election, 13,950,653 people voted
for President. For nearest correct esti
mates received in Woolson Spice Com
pany's oflice, Toledo, O., on or before
November 5, l'J04, wo will give first
prize for the nearest correct estimate,
second prize to the neat nearest, etc.,
etc., as follows:
Five Lion -Heads cut from Lion
Coffee Packages and a a -cent
stamp entitle you (in addition to
the regular free premiums) to
one vote. The a-cent stamp cov
ers our acknowledgment to you
that your estimate Is. recorded.
You can send as many estl
mates as desired.
Grand First Prize of $5,000.00
will be awarded to the one who Is nearest
correct on both our World's Fair aad Presi
dential Vote Coatests.
W alio offer f 5,000.00 Special Cash Prixc to Grocers'
Clerks. (Particular la cscb cats ot Lloa CoSesJ
How Would Your Name Look on One of Thoso Chocks?
7
1D
WE
1 rtrat Frlis $3,000.00
1 Second rrlis 1 ,000.00
a mtas-icoo.oo each 1,000.00
6 rrti 200.00 " I.OOO.OO
IO PrUes IOO.OO I.OOO.OO
ao rrlias 00.00
CO PrUos
3GO rrliaa
IB OO rrliss-
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3X39 MIXES,
.1,000.00
. 1 ,000.00
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9,000.00
TOTAi, 130,000.00
If yon will use Li OUT COmcK lon cnooffh to (ret scqoainted with It, you will be suited sad
fther such value for tbe money. Then you will take no other and that's why we sdvertise. And
llencs lor your iMemm
connnced there is no other luch value for the monev. 1 ben vu
we sre using our advertising money so that both of us you as well as wt wH gt a bcaefiU
GIVE BOTH FREE PREMIUMS AND CASH PRIZES
Complete Detailed Particulars In Every Package of
LGN IF IF El IE
WOOL30N 8PICE CO.. (CONTEST DEP'T.)
TOLEDO, OHIO.
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LAKCVIBW
ALTURAS
STAGE LINE
II. V.. Iun ra. I'rop'r.
Office In llicbcr' 5tore
mski" IfHVt-s lake view daily, ei
cvpt Hindity at 0 n. 111. Arrives
st Allium hi p. in.
leaven Aliuraa for I.ttkevitiw at
0 o'rliM-k 11. 111 or on the srrivsl
of Hit sttii:tf (mm Madfline. Ar
rivt'i in l.iikfvifw in 12 hours af
ter Ifsviiw Aliuraa.
Freight - Matters - diver.
Strict - Attention
first - Class Accomodations.
Western . stage . Line
J. L. YAMM, Preprletar.
Office in UnkYllle Hotel
Klaaaath Fall.
I'uily from l'iast'ina ly Ketui, Kiaut
likeview.
slli FsIIh. Iiiii v IVunanzH, and illy to
Jlttily from l.nki vif tiy Illy. Jtoiians.it
!airy, Klsuuitli FiiIIh,' Kenu, to fie
kfttemu
From Kin mitt Ii FIIm to Keno by
Mfttiiier mid I11111 Kt'io 10 I'oki'Ki'ius
ovt-rllirt huiiffl I niir lloice r'liiK'' Liim.
j Good Stock Easy Coaches
1. i. DuvIh, vice iiri'Mlik'iitlal nom
Inet; of tin ilciiucriitlc party In one of
the wt'iilitilt Ht men In WeKt Virginia,
nud Ik ex Ht'iiiHor from tlmt stale.
With nil Miitl-tniKt jilauk, 11 koIi
plunk, ii ciiiiul plunk In t ho demo
cratic platform, ami what have you
hut 11 copy of the republican policy?
LAKEVIEVV
PLUSH
STAGE LINE
H. L. Mr N ai'mito.i, l'rot.
Office at Mercantile Store
Mue leavt'h l.Hkfvivw MoiidayB, Wttd
nendayi and Kr'nliiya st 0 a. in., arrives
at 1'lush at It 10. leaves IMumIi Tuea
dny, ThurniluvH itml Saturdays, at 0
a. m., arrives hi I.ukcview at II p. 111.
PasHeniter fine fit one way or $5 fi r
round trip. l ietulit rales from May
1st to Nov. M f xr hundred ; from
Nov. let to Nitty M 1 1 .00 per hundred