J
HIS PARTING SHOT.
Wkat the nrara TKoaikt of IIU :
First Tirklak llanh.
The two jounn tuoii lind Itidmvd tho
dencon to tnk Ills first Turkish bath,
they hud pot him iuoMrl.v nttlml, or,
rather, unattlrrri. ami hd him con
ducted Into tho hot room.
Tho deacon didn't viijoy It. but lie
was pinny llo rolled around ncnoiK
If on tils t. and every time ho moved .
he seemed to strike a hotter siHit. But ,
lift stood It like a man until tho perspb j
ration mailt rivulet Innutneralili tn !
runnlns oft him. Then he lifted him
elf up on his elbow and wild plain
tively: "Lot's get out of this,"
But tho young meu ouly laughed and '
told hlin to ke i quiet; that It was Just
getting comfortable.
When he finally absolutely refused to
stand It any longer they led him Into 1
the steam room and sat down to gossip j
and enjoy his diseomflturo as he felt
himself slowly boiling away. ,
And the deacon seemed Inclined to
lose hU ten. per. It was aggravating ti
be so extremely uncomfortable when,
they apparently were enjoying them- j
selves and would offer him no mean ,
of escape that would, to say the la.t
bo dignified. j
But there wns an end of It. lie got
out, and as ho looked "more In sorrow ;
than In anger" from one to the other of
them one asked: j
"Well, deacon, what do you think of
itr
The deacon replied solemnly and
with all due dignity, but rather point
edly: "It's a pood thing, young man: It's
remarkably convenient thing for some
people who need to suitably prepare
themselves for the hereafter. But for
my p:ut I am glad to get on. earth
again." Chicago Post.
"No. 'my tlilld." lie replied, with a
jrroan, "I have not. I could not bei.r
to destroy the fond llluslou that your
father Is a great man. I am not a
great man. my dear, t am an hit
'stor. I was not Imrn In ft log cabin,
but In a three story brick with stone
trimming!"
.d le turned away In augut? !).
I'hleago Triune.
INSTINCT.
i
Tfcey ehrlstrned htm Itrstnald Percy t) s. a. L. htkinks. m. i
Vers;
Thry (trrsHfft Mm In ruffles and eurlt
his lM' k hnlr;
His mothiv declared him her own precious
ilaar
And fxrlisdo him tn piny with tho ho,
around there.
W'hlih was rnnri' than por Rrvlnnl.l
1'srcjr could tnr.
ttltle and Willie.
".: ;!.. about giddy young girl?
Ii't II. S tM.vV"
"i.mv x . lll'er
"..'l.v. t' c.v's a girl In town who
'srt! ( I - t that she was kissed by
President Hunt when she was n bahy,
I. Ml s! e ww dis-lares It was President
IVycs w l .i Mssed her. Ill a few years
s'.e will le vlalmlng that President
i;H-sevolt k!sud her when she was a
i mere elillil. - Keller Montmy.
PKij PENSION AU
K H DMITH, S l
KHIIII A si IUII
I'htxlt-INUIO Hll HI .
I Hki vr . '.
'r'r It'K n.wli'a I ra.M Si-He. Call"
rt.iii,l ii r i.iu hi
IMI T V II A 1.1
l'h xli-laii si.rl suia n
OKKM K-N. I'.iy liuti t.l I km -
financial Note. 1
"Wl.v.l's tin. old man? I never saw
yiil lock s heggaril."
"The sie.'eih bank Is up; that's1
wluit's r And my deposit's gnno up
with it."
"Oh. I A.ul(ln't let a thing like tli.it
upset Hie."
"I'm not ui-et: merely lost my balance."-Philadelphia
Press.
to hs went out one day, curls and ruRI"
and nil.
And atriiyrO where the ruilmt of bo I
ronKiesnte,
Poon KeKlnMld's Ire, thuh his hody
mnll.
TncroMn.'d to proportions remnrknlilv
It rent.
And he lesued s rhsllense, rrrartla
welclit.
I OKI U K- lal) Ilull-ll.i.
Now Ili iclnnld a eye has turned Mnrku i
than Jet. I ,
Out he Isn't complalnlnsT. which sitenm"
rather nuccr I
Till you lonru thnt the other toy"s eve
lilnrkrr ft : .
And there Isn't a happh-r youth, fur
nciir.
Than this dirty faeett lli-glital.t Percy dj
Vere. Washington Ulf
lo take fibs I. Tiu-lm, Apr.. I .lmKI.
in w. V in mmi i
Itlt.lixl
I ake .l.-V), ll'.'MH
IIOI'l.l) III lM
I nk. tr. r
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4'. It
Of No Arromnt.
Altni'iM .tj -Hi I. Me
lkt-vli .
DlHi'K Ihily HuiI.Ii.ik
Aerlilentnl. tutr.
Sinalgrass- a fi-ol or a fellow shot a ,
man In the leg this morning, and It ',
wasn't reported lo the olWi. j
Spitni'Iierry That so? Who was the j
man shot? j
Siiodgrass -. Me. ;
SSprttis'berry- Who shot him? 1
Silodgr!iss--Mo. Tulislo Itlade. i
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1 41 nil Mallrra MierlallJ
on ii . I inly hiill.liiiK.
I
Poetor Tell your mamma
ban
A Watery I'arenrll. ,
Ail Irishman and a Preuehman were ;
parting at the steamer. The Irlshiuuu, '
stam!iug on tho wharf waving his j
hnnd tn his friend, shouted. "O reser- !
. . . A
voir!" The Preiiehman. Milite!y salub I n rt ,.1V t lm t I was unable to ml
lug. replied. "Tanks!" IWton Chris- ; taot week.
t!an Hcglster. j f.itfle tiirl oh. mamma JuM s nt tm
to tell you mIio Ug;in to get better Jii'l
as oiii iis you stuiiissl calling, ai 1
r
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unnnuru nr rnr tvnnin I.kevl.w
nuuuitn ur int nuniu -amp .
.Mretann tin- (l and 4 1 1 W .limntay ot
i-acli m-.itili In M.niii' 1111. at p. m.
K r iirx.r. I onmil l iiiiiuiamler.
K. N. Utji'tsM,
, llerk. t
I npranlllona Stmrt.
"Piji-i." !' tie ilistlnguisli(d states
ma!)'i p tf."l d .t: liter, "you have nev
er toM i!'c n!!' :l'!i' about the house la
w!-: 1 . . vtc:-n.-
Hard Work and Much of It.
"Is It hard to lo a detective?" nske.1
the young womnti admiringly. i
"Very." answered Old Slookshaw.
"It keeps a man studying day anJ 1
night to behave like the detectives that ,
the story writers describe." Wash- ;
lugton Star.
Khc's nil right now! - New York Tim"
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KLAHATH LAKE
....RAILROAD....
. . . TIMIJ TAHI.l; . . .
Ill r.Peol June ' , 1 1.'l
Why He I.led.
Wigwag-1 don't believe yon eie. ;
told the troth In your lift.
ImglMiw- What's the nset- N iImiIj ,
would iH'llrve me If I tll Phil 'd. i j
tllllil l.'eeold. !
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November 8, 1904 ?
Ia 10(50 election, 13,95'J,b53 people voted
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