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About Lake County examiner. (Lakeview, Lake County, Or.) 1880-1915 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 17, 1903)
LAKE COUNTY FXA INClt, L,AKnVIUW, OUEQON, SEPT. I7. Iwu. SHE KNEW IT ALU . Th Maid Who Spellid On Chano of Getting a Position. "Dear mo, but I had a narrow es cape !" said a young woman to an acquaintance as she entered a Sixth avenue surface car last Friday after noon and, with a sih of relief, took a teat beside the other. "Nearly run over by an automo bile ?" asked her friend. "Worse than that. I went in an Intelligence otlice over on ihe corner there though why they call them intelligence offices is more than I can imagine, for that is the most carce commodity in them. I went to get a maid and for a moment thought that I had succeeded in finding a treasure. It was an aw fully narrow escape, and because, ; womanlike, she said too much I waa wved." "Saved from what?" asked the other. "Do tell me!" "Well," continued the first speak er, "the girl impressed me very, fa vorably indeed and appeared to be just what I was looking for. When ehe saw that I had about made up my mind to engage her she tried to clinch matters by making the re mark that saved me from having her in the house." "What remark? Do tell!" "'I see that you are a young housekeeper and may lack experi ence,' she said, 'so I can be of par ticular help to you in telling just how evcrvthing should be done so as to be correct, for I lived with i Mrs. Van Tuvler for three vears and i know the wavs of the very best so- .:.(,. ri;i , i ,i i, .. i anil la ixesani in iaae. mr paie nv , cict. nile I nm in the house you u ,Wa' t,.,.t, taken car.' of fiiH-. the clt v pav need not be afraid of making a faux li, i i " i dentists. A'iiiiiilc pl.tilil &lT , , . . l'nite.1 States S.-ctl.n Mirector ! r,,livii onlv Hm. or a tlllle in. ire : Horrors! Imajnne having such ,, .....1.111 a creature as that in the house! ! ".vntt n'mrt" frtMU ,,n'nt S,lU , than 1 m... ae,v f,..,. to have Think of being told every day how ' t'l'it the famous bodj of water Is mchhI til th. Mrs. Van Tuyler did things and uradually sinking. The surface of it j having a talkative woman about tell-j rt ,unv two and a half feet la-low 1 Very few of the I liulldiu In ng you how to avoid a faux pas! li just turned on my heel and left tha place without ceremony. How thank- j ful I am for my escape!' York Herald. -New The Plumber's Mistake. A plumber was called in to exe cute some repairs in the kitchen of a deaf and dumb establishment, and, after instructing the man as to the nature of the repairs, the superin tendent left him to do the job. Without a moment's loss of time the craftsman set to work with a will, much regretting, of course, that the attractive feminine staff and every body arouDd him could not be talk ed to. Evening came on, and the work man, having finished the job, shoul dered his tools and turned to leave. As he did so a bonnie, bright eyed domestic laughingly remarked: Well, you're the quietest plumb-j er we've ever had here.: "Good heavens!" he gasped, al most dropping his tools. "Why, I thought you were all deaf and dumb." London Telegraph. HUMOR OF THE HOUR Her Succeaa. "She la Indeed a most extraordinary girl." . "How so?" "Why, when they decided to be mar ried they found they tlidn't have ; Bairn is kept at hand a sprain may be enough money to begin housekeeping treated before intlatnalion sets in, hich properly, and they didn't want to insures a quick rwovery. For sale by board. I5ut she was equal to the enier-1 -t'J Heal I. gency." "What did she do?" The Oreonlaii acknowledged a "Well, he was almost ready to glTS; ,,1(.awint ,.all Wednesday from Mr. op, but she said: 'We'll take things on . ,, , .... ,,, trial. Kverytl.Ins Is to lie had on trial lj" I'afo,,t tt wiM'- "f 1 rliievllle. these days.' So they got a patent couch Mr. Iifollett is on his way to Lake that was advertised. 'If you don't like I vU.w wlt)) :m u.,u , fum.ioo.l Itmn It after three months.' trial return It ut ' , , , our expense.' Th.-y had to buy some j ''ouillet nnd Delaine nuns, at which furniture on the Installment plan, but j place he will offer them for sale, by picking out novelties that were Just, Mr 7 j,(lf((1Mt if, ,neil ns that he being Introduced they managed to get : , a good deal on trial. They got a patent w,,xM '", ,lt J,,lm I'1"'1''1, 1,1 range that way and a ventilated mat- Smiimer Lake about ten days, tress und a patent bookcase and a lot si,,.,.,,,,,,.,, wishing to purchase full of books anil Well, about half of al) they needed was secured on trial." I 1"" krt h'Uld not pass this "And while they were trying the ojiport unity by, for t he Allen & La things, I suppose, they wived up the ; f,,,.lt i,u,.Uh k,.,.,,,,,! to none oil purciiase price .' "Certainly not. At the expiration of the lime limit they sent the things bin k find k'ot some others on trial. They've been i:ilil!i!l on UiU plan fur f'.X lnomlis, nnd sli'; hays if enough new lJianufai t urei's cmne into the field y't; sees no reason why they can't keey (.'oin for two or three yc.ir.i." liroc-.-lyn Kale. A Minnie ir I 'ouill I In 11. lie Keiueuilier, inailaiii, tii.it you were r.ti!y my tyjicwriter when I liiar- '. Tied you. Sin; Well, whnt of it? You w!!l please reiueiiiber nt the name tii.ie iLat you were my boss when you inn cried y me, but now I tun yours. Iieinember ' v that, will you, while you nre usking jxiople to remember things? Comfort A molocul of alcohol Is cotuoed of two atoms of carbon, sis of lirdrofren and one of oxrirrn. so synthetical atoo liol Is obtained by uniting the atoms vt) rl v laVti m t 1 1 l t n a been known that by direct combination f carbon autl hydrogen tn the eleetrle arc acetylene can be obtained. Suttt. etent hydrogen must be added to tho aeetyleue to produce ethylene, a eon - tltuent of lllunilnntlnir ks. In com- bluing water with tbe ethylene alcohol Is obtained. Thus alcohol Is produced In France without th employment of Vegetable matter. .. . v. . . 'I here are ..WW iiciro voter In New York. il.tKHi In New .Jerwy. .1.000 In Khotle IhIiiiiiI. S.000 In IVl - nwntv W.OOtMn Mnrvlnnd. l."..0(0 In West Ylrnlnln. 1S.000 In Indium, and U.INN) 111 KniiKiiH. To Cure a Cold In One Day. j Takt l.axMtive Krnnut Oninine Tab-I lets. All driiiutiata refund the inonev if it fails In cure. L. . trove aigna- tnre on each Nix. 25 e. 50 Iv In the tent of the McClenn unu nt Cleveland the one pounder machine Kim showed a shmI of more than 100 shots imt minute. The test f the Infantry machine irun showed a spi-ed if SiM shots per minute. lias Hold a file 4 hambrrlalna t'onah Krnm), I have wild Cluinilerlin' Cmiish Rei iimIv for more than twenty yesra and it hsa given et.tire aatiffactiou. I have sold a pile ol it ami can reconuiienil it hirlilv. Josm-ii McKi.niXKY, Linton, Iowa. on will ntnl tnia reine.lv U isikhI friend when troubled wiib a conu'h r co!'1- I'sy H(T..r.U ipiick relief The famous lake Is annar-1 "nt,y fyinu M. A. Boy'a Wild Hide for l.l Tr. With family around exactinif him to die, and sou ridm for life, IH miles to (iet Ir. Kinu's New Piaceverv for Consumption, Cnuirhs and Col. In. W. II. Brown of Leesville, Ind.. rtidured deaths auoiiie. from axthnia ; but thia wonder ful medicine pave instant relief and aoon cured him. He writes: "I now sleep soundly every niktht." Like mar velms curea o' Confiimplion, I'neutnon ia. Bronehitas, Cotiktha, Colds and tirip prove its matchless for all throat and limit troubles Uintranteed iMittlea, 50 cents and fl.OO. Trial liottles free at Beall's Lriik! Store. The cocoa palm, from which choc I olate comes, bears its pods, which contain 15 to Hii lieans each, at 10 to 12 feet from the itround. Four hiin- dreii; trees a re planted on an acre and each yields ubout ?1 worth of beans. KmeraceiK-y neiliriiifM. It is a ureat "oiiVHini-i.ee to have at hand reliable remedies for ne in cases nf a.'fiiU.tit ami fur wtu'tit iliitirilH Hllll ailments. A pornl 'liniment and ,. that is fast becoming a favorite if not a household necessity is Chamberlain's Pain Balm. By applying it promptly to a cut, bruise or bin ii it allays the pain and causes the injury to heal in about one th i pi the time usually required, and as it is an antiseptic it prevents any danker of blood poisoning. When Pain t he cn.'iKt. her I.iike fli'eoliiail. CASTOR I A Tor Infanta and Children. The Kind Yea Mm Always Bought Dears the E'lgnaturo of Seven rJ"Jon tcios told tn past 12 month".. A mountain f Rnnilte two iiiIIom loiitf mid 11 hnlf tulle w ide 1 1 on Id to luive Urn dlNi-overvd In UkhihntiiH. I No ,,M ,i",rr lenves i fHllrond enr In Nimln without bow Injr politely to , K.n,,,Hllt; ni, ,,,, , , 1 w,, K,M'M ,nto u,n' - '" what lie wnnts without flint nalut-' u. ,..,.,. , .....nddcred ! v, rv 111 niio.vil. j I I u i.trv T In the Is-t mn.lyi.ia nobody known. ",l ' that It i. under sinet iU. Abuae that Imw ven ulitthily, paln remlm. Irregular hvinu iuckum ! l'rsiu'iiieiil of the nrKu, icantting in , I ouMiimiioii. Ui'ii'Ur he ir Liver troub e. Ir. King' New Life I'tlln miit-klv re-! mijiini" nun. 1 i iteiiiie. yet t l.orotlwli. Only LTi-at l.e llenll'a I i iik Moro Wentlu-r prediction (or the next' ; hours nre now Htninpted on nil letters which puns through the poHt olllces In Mexico. The HtmiipliiK Is done at the Niiine time that the post J j "ne staiupM on the letters are eaii-j ei-led. Hjrklen'a) Amlrit a.lr. Has world-wiile fatne fir marvellous cures. It iiri.ttea hiiv oilier naive, In tioii, ointment or daiin for cul. Coin, (turns, lloil", Sorex. Kelona, 1'lcern, Tet ter Salt Kheiim, Fvver Noioa. Chat pcd llrtii'l-, skin Kriiptiuna ; iniallilile lor I'ilea. Cure uuaranleeil. Oely 2.rn: St Ie Heall'a, Iriit!gint. Since last ( h-toher t he the public schools of have had a- vhauce to children In j St I UMhIiIII'.V have tlnlr! lower New York maintain Janitor corps of their own. There Is a sort of hoiisccleaniiiK trust there called! "The Metropolitan Cleauliik; com- j puny," which takes vearlv contracts 1 i for window washing, hall and olllce i sweeping, diwtiiiK. brass polishlut; , and all other needful service. j Many a chiH has l-n fisiled by the atorv of the pot of gold which to tie fouiiil lust ut the foot of the rain bow, and ha started out to either riches full of happy dream. Many a man and woman have been de- I ceived by the tale that ' there was health to I j found out Isrvond the , sunset, and they hnve stirteil out dre.'i'iiinar of a healthful future, never to be rrrili.'-d. People who have tried cham ol" cli- ! . .... r . i , mate in v.iin for the cure of weak lunv'S have been perfectly and permanently cured by the use of Dr. Pierce'a Golden Medical Discovery. It cures deep-seated coughs, bronchitis, bleeding lungs, ema ciation, and other conditions which, if neglected or unskilfully treated, find a fatal end in consumption. Ijat aprinif I had a arvrre altark of pnn raotua hich left me with a vrrv I hi.) rough, an 1 alao IrR my lunga in a verv ba.l cuti.tiii.in.a write John M. Kuaall. Kaq., uf llrrut. Clu n.Uce Nat.. I nil Tv. "I ha.l no apfH-titr an. I w.ia weak I cuuld acarcrly walk. My hrejt wanll wic with runuiiiK aiirra. I put two laittlra uf Or. fierce a tVildrn Mnlicat Iaacovrry. which I lirve aaveil my life. I cauuut exprraa mv irmli luJe lu you. 1 am able now to do very good work." Any substitute offered as" just as good" as "Golden Medical Discovery" is a shallow of that medicine. There are cures behind every claim made for the "Discovery," which no "just as good" medicine can show. The People's Common Sense Medical Adviser, a book containing loiiH pages, is given away. Send 21 one-cent ctattipi, for expense of mailing only, for the book in paper covers, or 31 stamps for the vol ume tjound in cloth. Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. Nothing lias ever equalled it. Nothing can ever surpass it. Dr. King's lhi Oiscouery For a .i ; V.,l. 50l J.JI.C0 A Per Let J -i All Throat ami (Jure: l-u-'l', 'JVouLlts. j(' Money lja..k if il(.iilu. Trial Bottle free. ( V, it r, ', . . .1 .. ' TUIC DADC'l '"i 1 i rt.r. iu' I lilt) I M.I Lll A.lY. rll.liiK A. Ilcy M lwlrt MPrennma- t, linnm. Han ruin (wo. ,!.. fV . .,,.-,, .an mlf Suliacrltwra In 1 hit Kaanilner who remova friini line ..,alll v lit anmlier. ur rhani, i'ir i..i.,mrv .i,tr. i ah, mm rrmimir m 'iYi"u tZ'rw" X' ' l-AWAt.S Tim N I.OIS. Iiii.mvi't mnl unliiiitr)ii aoltt mi raay Mr lullltirtlta. Ijtml Km 111 1 ii ii. Nimiin Ni-umtali'il, 1 .. .i.iiIimI .mr, Iti iila. Null a, aim Arrtilllila rnlli-rti-il, Ktri' Itiaiiralli-i. iK I. KM VVK ami llrnrral llnaliiiaa A'IH. BAVI I V A MAXWM I.. Southern Oregon Marble Co. 'Ashland, Oregon Of.lf r la Marti-. GrMlK. Irol f rtan4 (wni-fal 5M Hoik " CtMlieiY WORK Of All SISDJ Val Land Notice. JOHN MULLAN, Attorney and Counselor at Law. 1J10 Connrtlcut Avenue Washington, 0. C. All pfion ha have hrrrtulur maJr I IN Al. I'KIMiH In any kind ol I ami, Mlnrral or Tim ber I'nlrlra, whkh haa hrrn attretril ty lha Kglalcr or kcrrlvrr ol any I'. 5. I and Offk. can hat Ihe laauam ol their I . . I'alrnl tor aid Landa promptly allei.drd la hy rndln( ma ihrir Uupiuau Uccnt, or c.niiit.ira ol l.nlrv. and an avrxmrnt la pay m $0 hn- ; r Mid I'alanta ahall laaue. I LQOUk OUT JOMV Ml I LAN. Or(.in. Calllarnla ' and Navada 5lal Agrnt r.r ai. nnv killliig ur atal Hitf atiM-a 1'Uiiitflni Ui tl' South Eastern Oregon live Stock Associ $500 REWARD Will i iflvt-M for ttm rrit mwt ifiiivl-'tinfi of an) avr t till tlllt f tit thl Asi tdlt'ill. Jt H J. I). COUUMLIN. INNfiS, President. Secretary. vkM44 60 YEARS' yVL -Vy EXPERIENCE Trade Marso '''tilt Dcsiqns Copyrights Ac. Anrnna acndlng a akntnh and rtnarrlptlnn may qtilrair naiwriiun fm r ni.iitniii fra wmiiIIht an InvHiillfin la prohahlf rattnlnl.l. r,,iiiniuiilr'a. I lima mrii'tlr rolillilmillal. Ilftlwlhiinkoll I ulm.:s B,,nt IriMi. ol.liHit avpnry for aiMiiriiiv liatfiila. I'aifitiia taktm tiiriiuvh aluiiu A lu. ris;lvt tpfruU tviitu, without charue. lu ttia Scientific American. A hindomly IHtintnifiM wwhlr. I.nrifwit rtr cuIkIIiiii of mnf 1 Ufln Journal. 'I'i'rnii, ii ynr: four month, L. Hold tjmll nwHlitr. MUNN & Co.3G,B",dw-'- New York llrau. b lim.. i:2 K Ht Waalilbaiou, llbaioll, li. 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Jor-t.n'u pjlJ mIhUs mulhnoa. a gur t(il opinion liljr'it-ii'-.l.'f. k ' Mu(W tu'ir.mtf lUl.lllVM CUXWtm I 4v'r'V hH tf t r i A. . a v'inhi. Ik'" u 1 if I r. r'fi Rlrlr t'r f flrtw fW frifiiiiii irdMall v nr by W-lltr. Wrif fr ..(-. t, i ii 1 1 oi li t r r I 9ff4UHIAk. MaiJhriilE (Afii. it u. vutp (kioi Mill v 1 a